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Any North Koreans Found Not To Have Cried Hystrically At Kim Jong-Il's Passing May Spend 6 Months In A Labor Camp
Well, it is a slow news day, so we focus on the patently absurd, such as this news out of Interfax confirming that TheOnion can now close up shop as reality is far, far better. From Interfax: "North Korean citizens, who did not take part in the mourning ceremonies for the country’s late Leader Kim Jong-il, are facing up to six months in labor camps, Interfax reported January 11. According to the South Korean media sources, “People’s Courts” took place all over the country starting December 29 to condemn those who did not show enough emotion after the death of “the great leader” Kim Jong-il. The People’s Court hearings were reportedly over by January 8. The behavior of those people, who criticized the three-generation principle of ruling the country, was also a matter of discussion during the court meetings. It was reported earlier that 2012 calendars were fully taken out of stores because the date of death of the late Leader Kim Jong-il was not marked in them." That said, we doubt anyone will punish the capital markets for crying hysterically should Bernanke's printer finally kicks the ghost.
More brainwashed theater below - the guy at 1:23 minutes in however is sure to get an extra portion of rice for his performance:
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Someone has had enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKH1PymutJQ&feature=related
If only it were true...
oh boy imagine being a comedian having to work that night lol seriously this is so fucked up this is the natural destination for all socialist countries...the programs fail their planned economies fail everything flaters so the only glue left is the cult of personality...
kind of like Obama sloganeering yes we can
hope and nonsense like that...his policies have failed so they will highlight Obama the man in the coming election....it will be dirty
sorry to US guys, but I feel very simillar when comparing this video with US election meetings... pathetic theatre...
I believe that it is hard to imagine situation of North Korea average Joe if you never lived under any kind of "open" dictator ship (e.g. East Europe, Soviet Union, etc.).
It is terrible to watch, I had to laugh, but I feel ugly freeze when I see it...
Insert B. Hussein Soetero and his reelection and you got the same scenario in Amerika come Nov 2012. I got tears just thinkin' about it.
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Unbelievable. Surprised it didn't include cats and dogs if they haven't eaten them already.
The People's CourtTM - Judge Milian Flips
another intellectual property rip-off by the fuking commies?
Probably also means that young Women not masturbating to Kim Jong-un's picture (~shudder~) will be forced into prostitution camps.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-privately-doubting-hes-crazy...
They are crying because someone took out a perfectly good train station trying to get Kim.
How terribly pathetic. It really makes me sad to know there are people in this world who are forced to denigrate themselves like that.
At 1:31 in the video, the person kneeling with their jacket hood covering their head and pounding the pavement with their fists is obviously faking it. Very smart to cover their head to avoid IDing.
A reality show in the works........
"Real Mourners of Pyongyang"
Where the show loses someone each week.
I think the "Don" will be cast to vote out the loser.
"those tears weren't real......you lose!"
Or maybe something along the idol format.....where Korean's decide.
It's like the whole country is having a hearing with the Parole Board ! The Cold War is thawing a little.....non-mourners were not summarily shot ? Monedas 2012 A walk on the bright side of Communism !
"North Korean citizens, who did not take part in the mourning ceremonies for the country’s late Leader Kim Jong-il, are facing up to six months in labor camps
Anybody protesting in Germany or Japan or almost anywhere else should thank the USA for installing a strong democracy in their country.
How is this any different than NDAA?? Or being frisked by TSA agents, or being imprisoned and having all your property confiscated by DEA, then releasing you, never clearing their unsupported charges, then keeping your property?
The whole god-damned world has gone ape shit stupid crazy insane. Face it the inmates ARE running the asylm.
Cry or die Dixie Chicks!
just six months? This is bad news in North Korea. Years ago, when North Korea still had some capital it would have been a year, but today they probably can't afford to keep people in prision for that long.
Prison is expensive!
just six months? This is bad news in North Korea. Years ago, when North Korea still had some capital it would have been a year, but today they probably can't afford to keep people in prison for that long.
Prison is expensive!
3 generations of ruling elite clan. NO US intervention of any kind to "liberate" the People's Republic of NK. South Korea in constant fear over what the hostile neighbor might be doing next.
North Korea has no oil. South Koreans aren't "Chosen".
Sucks to be North Korean. No Kimchi for you!
Bulgogi, bitchez! Ooops, sorry, they are out of it up there in the north.
Rice and water, bitchez! Sorry, again, no rice, either.
How is this any different than NDAA?? Or being frisked by TSA agents, or being imprisoned and having all your property confiscated by DEA, then releasing you, never clearing their unsupported charges, then keeping your property?
Why would the DEA confiscate your shit if you aren't dealing drugs? Dealing drugs and printing money are the same thing so don't commingle on the govts bermuda triangle tea trading activites, or in other words DONT DEAL DRUGS until Ron Paul re-legalizes free markets when he is president
it pretty much looks like amerika to me....i know that many republicans are going to be punished for not crying hysterically for the thug bankster mitt romney whom the powerz have been stuffing down the people's throats for decades....
any way, i will go on record as being jubilant that kim il jong is dead and hope that the plague wipes out the rest of his godforsaken murdering family.
does anyone really buy this crap except for the president (www.obamacrimes.com) , congress, and corporate amerika??
That would be a sight to see indeed... I'd like to see Bill Dudley and Jamie Dimon hugging in great despair.
Looks like Obama's innauguration day: hoax and chains.
I wept that day? Did you?
Didn't someone shoot him or something?
Wasn't a general or someone shot dead an hour before he died?
Where is the real story here?
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