Anyone Who Still Listens To Dick Bove Should Look At These Two Charts

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Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:10 | 1891371 rambler6421
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Yes.  I wrote about how insane Bove is last night.  He said that U.S. banks would be great if we had a EuroZone crash.  I don't know why CNBC still brings on this fool.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:21 | 1891431 nope-1004
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This must be a riddle.  Ok, I give up.

Who listens to Dick Bove?



Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:23 | 1891440 BaBaBouy
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Dick Is A Sacks Man.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:25 | 1891450 Don Birnam
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Of course, the trading day after Bove throws in the towel and flips to "sell," BAC will announce that they are being acquired at a handsome premium.


Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:31 | 1891470 BandGap
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He has Gold man-sacks?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:43 | 1891502 eureka
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Bove, Biggs, Birinyi...

Bloomberg, Bernanke...

never ever listen to anyone who's name begins with B...

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 13:21 | 1891635 Lets Hang Parliament
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Kyle Bass?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:25 | 1891449 Pladizow
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Tyler - Can you show the same for the other 2 stooges: Kass and Gartman?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:22 | 1891434 BaBaBouy
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Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:38 | 1891486 disabledvet
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"Says more about CNBC than it does about dick."

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 17:10 | 1892505 StychoKiller
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TV personalities make goldfish look like Einsteins!

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:53 | 1891532 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Europe Crash = Good for USA!    This has become the latest in a long list of Kudlow perma-bull "mantras" (Goldilocks, Le Tarp, Animal Spirits, Green shoots, blah-ba-blah-bablah). 

Kulow should be arrested. 

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 19:23 | 1892890 Town Crier
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Larry Kudlow is so likable and so well spoken and sounds so smart and so on top of things and so well informed, and he is ALMOST ALWAYS wrong.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 13:58 | 1891736 Chuck Walla
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Why not Bove? They still got Jimmy "your money is safe in Bear" Cramer.  Think of them as a set.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 17:27 | 1892575 SnobGobbler
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frontrunning via their cable networks, old..old trick.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 22:37 | 1893312 halfacanuck
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Is it because you're so wise that you're too expensive?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:11 | 1891376 JSD
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News flash; Dick does not listen to Dick.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:11 | 1891377 kato
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why does CNBC have him on? why does anyone listen to CNBC america?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:15 | 1891406 K_I_T_T_Y
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maybe he pays CNBC to appear?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:41 | 1891494 disabledvet
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"what? Who said that!"

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:20 | 1891430 scatterbrains
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That's like asking why does the fisherman keep casting his spinner..   You know there are more suckers out there somewhere.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:50 | 1891501 dwdollar
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LOL... yup.

Any casino also demonstrates that. However... there is one problem. Sometimes the pond is "fished out". There will be a day when SS no longer gets sent to the gambling addicts and dumbest money runs low for equities.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:12 | 1891381 Dr. Engali
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If you liked it at 14 you will love it at 5.80. More shares for your money.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:13 | 1891386 WonderDawg
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Thanks, I feel MUCH better about my Citi puts now. And that's not sarcasm.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:13 | 1891392 prains
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how much blood can one screen take?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:14 | 1891399 slaughterer
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Bove is used to mobilize retail bulls for the banks to sell into.   This is a well-known syndicate collusion.  

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:15 | 1891402 bania
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Dick is the master of dollar cost averaging.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:15 | 1891407 azzhatter
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If CNBC had credibility they wouldn't allow him on but this is the station of Cramer ! Cramer gets a lot of adoring phone calls on his show- maybe their from Roachdale

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:16 | 1891408 SHEEPFUKKER

See Dick talk

See Dick lie

See Dick cry

Don't be a Dick

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:16 | 1891411 Aunty Christ
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Bove doesn't know dick

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:18 | 1891415 slaughterer
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janjuah, dick charts, ESFS "kick out" clause... Tyler is pumping the articles out today.  Bravo.  

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:18 | 1891416 Ostapuk Ivano
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I remember this from when I first started reading ZH.

Tyler Durden said...
I love Dick, you love Dick, we all love Dick.

My point was not to claim Bove was right or wrong, but merely how impossible it is to call what the government will do regarding the bankruptcy of major firms (see how gov't has flip flopped in the N-word post). Anyone who claims they can predict what the government may or may not do is likely a fool.
February 22, 2009 1:52 PM

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:26 | 1891437 SheepDog-One
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No worries, the Gubment got this handled...did you know today clowngress is in emergency session to discuss....the banking collapse? No. The economic disaster? No. Oil at $100, out of control unemployment or bankruptcies? No.

Theyre meeting to discuss whether pizza is a vegetable. Thats no lie, fact.

Out Of Control Congress Deems Pizza A Vegetable ! - YouTube

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:27 | 1891455 WonderDawg
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Saw something about that on Jon Stewart last night. Our government is a joke, and the sad thing is, the joke is on us.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 22:47 | 1893328 halfacanuck
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Dude! Think! You can't hold the Tylers, or their minions, responsible for their predictions! You can't expect world-famous bloggers to be accountable for their previous statements! Do you want the entire hastily constructed artifice of the-Tylers-as-valuable-commentators-on-world-events to collapse in disarray?! I thought not. Straighten up.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:19 | 1891418 AngryGerman
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haha, he said dick!

dick handler was even better.

let's just call all of them dicks dick

(see what i did there?)

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:19 | 1891423 SheepDog-One
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Not surprising CNBC would regularly have on a sheep herder like Dick Bove to herd retail where his banker buddies want them. Look at CNBC's evening lineup for their true nature, with shows running about drug markets, prostitution, porn industry, etc. Thats who they really are.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:20 | 1891425 RickyBobby
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I saw him on Bloomberg yesterday. His introduction was that he was an analyst that had outperformed his peers. Wow.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 22:51 | 1893337 halfacanuck
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Come back in 30 years and see if we can say the same about you.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:25 | 1891443 Problem Is
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It's "Dick" Bove for a reason...

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:25 | 1891451 Bunga Bunga
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Banks were getting stronger, stronger and stronger when the stocks crashed in August/September, because all are selling and so much money would be generated. What a stupid brainwash. Looks like the system is close to stack overflow.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:28 | 1891457 c'mon man
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Kaminsky just brought up the "other point of view" referencing a couple of paragraphs from the BCM letter that was 'floating around' last night.....looks like he was one of the 56,000 + mention of ZH or Ann Barnhardt...

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:44 | 1891506 disabledvet
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Who's Ann Barnhardt?

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:28 | 1891458 Seasmoke
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amazing, someone hasnt shattered his jaw or sliced his tongue out , so he can never speak again........seriously

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:29 | 1891460 NotApplicable
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You know, I really didn't need to think about "Dick extract."

"Dick X" though, well, that's got some branding power.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:34 | 1891464 Seasmoke
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ok so, Dick Bove and Dick Handler walk into a bar..........

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:31 | 1891467 algol_dog
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Will never forget when he got on CNBC in '08 as citi had fallin to the low 30's. He called it a screaming buy and we proceeded to watch it the following months reach exactly $1.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:31 | 1891469 HD
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Hey Cramer has to get his advice from someone...

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:32 | 1891474 SilverIsKing
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You lost me at "We like Dick"

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:35 | 1891478 Stack Trace
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Dick Bove has to be one of the most hated guys in the universe by now. Think of all those sheeple that are broke now after following his advice. Or perhaps they are so dense they think it was just "bad luck".

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