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I think I just coined a new phrase, "Fedbot attack"
ZeroHedge violated Amendment XIV, Section 4:
The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law ... shall not be questioned.
Evidently this trumps Amendment I. Thus the Fedbots.
But my ass hurts from being kicked so much.
ZH, the place to be for entertainment when the whole world is freaking out, as if they just found out the US dollar is fiat currency!
Check out the latest from the Capital Research Institute
ZH is the up-to-the-minute source for news, the CRI is there for in-depth explanations in layman's terms!
NSA truth squad hammering the servers in Malta
I thought Ben and Timmy were launching a scorched-Earth revenge attack.
And I thought it was the Evil Empire.
DoChen, your ROLLERS still in the RACES?.
My arse, is out of joint.......
Went into ZH W/D mode.........damn.
packet stuffing is just the weapon someone would use if they wanted to bring down the market enough to where QE3 was not only palatable but required
What, exactly, is that level is THE question.
The marginal call operator is looking for your son.
just wait till we're down 500
tik tik tik 400 tik tik tik
TPTB are trying to short ZeroHedge up-time right now. I still remain bullish on ZH.
Glad you're back...I began to get nervous.....I mean, really...the Free Market...Internet Free America depends on ZH.
i know i speak for many....but i feel very lost when the "hedge" does not come up....
Exploding servers bitchez!
Damn this shit is even more fun to watch than playing COD in my boxers like the rest of the unemployed jokers out there.
Well, that was great advertising for the site! One hour without ZH in the midst of a major take down effort was like driving without headlights in the dead of night. There's quite literally no where else to be to keep on top of this stuff. Kudos, and a big thanks.
I will gladly reduce my ZH usage if it allows Timmy, Ben, Obama, Bohner,etc to read the stuff here and learn how the world really works.
Thanks Tyler, Sac, Wild Bill.
Ron Paul 2012.
i figured something was going on. things got quite sluggish and slow....
Zerohedge happens to be a good market indicator. If you cant get in, then the markets are in meltdown mode.
Tyler, didya cross the data stream(s) with some HFT bots? (Mustn't do dat!)
Wonder if the late server was doing a bit of HFT on the QT -- and got itself a margin call..
I had a mini panic.
resulting in one of our servers (located naturally offshore) to literally explode.
Punishment for outsourcing!
don't let it happen again.... thought we had some black 'choppers circling your ashened remains of a compound
"We apologize for the downtime which was due to a surge in traffic unseen since the May 6 flash crash" In other news, worker productivity, measured worldwide, mysteriously spiked today, which allowed the stock market crash, currently in progress, to be cancelled ...
I love when ZH slows and crashes because it means traffic to the website is going ballistic and more our turning here for reality. It also means donation time I suppose.
"packet stuffing is just the weapon someone would use if they wanted to bring down <br>zerohedge</br> enough to where QE3 was not only palatable but required"
happy to see youre back on. was getting concerned about black helicopters
The torrent tracker The Pirate Bay once contemplated buying an Island and creating a soverign country where they were going to form a piracy paradise.
Since ZeroHedge's servers are offshore, made me think. Tyler should take all revenue from ZH, buy an island and we could create a utopia free of the FED, central planners and overbearing government hell-bent on tyranny.We can have a gold standard, a totally unregulated economy, zero taxes and a constitution that only outlaws violence against others.
A libertarian wet-dream, lol.
Atlas Shrugged Galt's Gulch or Mulligan's valley
sign me up......i will shovel shit to live there
No apologies in Fight Club. No aologies for kicking ass.
Congratulations and thank you, TD.
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waterfallsparkles was down for "not enough to last till the election" and loses to tyler, who "nailed it"
so, w_f_sparkles owes tyler 6 zucchini from her garden; practically a week's supply!
if w_f_s had been correct, she woulda owned zH. she made the correct bet, and got the odds to leverage her produce into a hot website. one SOB steps outa line, coming down the stretch, and they woulda passed an "interim raise" to w_f_s's exact specifications, one might surmise.
peace, love, rock & roll, zH, and produce, BiCheZ!
you, too, maynard!
Bring the servers back from offshore. You have no control over what happens to your servers or your data when its located offshore.
ZH is hosted by the same company that hosts wikileaks, so that the US Government has no control of the data.
Dirt Rat @ 14:57..............
Your joshing right?,Wikileaks is OWNED by the US .gub.
Wiki has done LEAKED.
I've seen this correlation before. There has to be a trade in here somewhere.
all the after the fact bandwagon hoping monkeys clogging up the access for us regular readers...but it's ok.
I guess people are figuring out what many of us here already knew: For the feel-good BS, go to CNBC. For the cold hard facts...welcome to ZH.
But remember. If this is your first day at fight club...YOU HAVE TO fight:-)
Thanks for letting us know: I was concerned to have lost one of my most favorite addictions
No apologies necessary. Popped 2 xanax to get me through the withdrawal with de minimus shakes. Congratulations on the well-deserved traffic surge.
howzabout the long bond, eh?
i'm looking @ 132.91 ^^^UP 1.63^^^
timmah should sell $1tril of new crap right NOW
paper for paper~~~straight across
QEIII not necessary; benzelbub doesn't care about equities, really. don't say he didn't give folks an ample chance to save their asses and get tf OUT to cash & PMs. nobody else will be able to sell any debt, but that is their fuking problem, eh?
you've heard it here, before: we have the world's most bestest criminal banksters.
they can solve just about any problem except the one around the fact that they exist in the first place.
if the "problem" is financing $2.8 tril without QE, let's get started now, and avoid the rush. slewie says if we can finance the next few years of unadulterated bullshit at 3% for 30 years, DO IT and DO IT NOW.
if we're going to keep this golden goose alive, let's milk it for all it's worth and make some goose cheese, BiCheZ!
i wanted to award waterfallsparkles a prize, too; she's been around long enuf to remember the era when "get the crank" meant we were gonna go ridin in the car car
?Woody Guthrie - Car Song? - YouTube
shoutout to w_f_s!
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