Attempt Made On Deutsche Bank Head's Life: Explosive Package Addressed To CEO Intercepted, ECB Return Address Given

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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:39 | 1955991 Gubbmint Cheese
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Ho Ho Ho..


Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1956012 o_rly
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Ackermann sould know better than to cut Draghi in line for the after-summit buffet.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1956032 Pladizow
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Max Keiser's, Silver Liberation Army?

Perhaps the NYPD will now get another bribe/protection money, I mean donation!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:54 | 1956113 ZerOhead
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News Update:

The bomb was detected just before leaving the DB offices. Apparently Ackermann had written RETURN TO SENDER on the device.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:08 | 1956229 BigJim
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I still think OBL would have targetted Goldman and the Fed if he'd done just a little more research.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:17 | 1956272 mrgneiss
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I for one am completely surprised not more of this is happening...........I guess that's what happens when you have obedient, politically correct little sheeple.

I'm shocked no attempts have been made on Corzine yet......I would have guessed he'd be at the top of many people's list.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:26 | 1956523 Mauibrad
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@mrgneiss It take the ratty ass masses a little while to figure out what to do about those types of things.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:35 | 1956945 AldousHuxley
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It didnt' go off did it?


it is a setup...excuse for a police state.


You'd better believe it. Russia bombed a whole apartment building to start colonization of old soviet block and killed all investigate journalists.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:35 | 1956687 11b40
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You know where Corzine is?  No?  Neither does anyone else.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:16 | 1956773 mrgneiss
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He's been found, and apparently he's done a 180.........

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:30 | 1956278 ZerOhead
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News Update #2:

The EXTRA SHRAPNEL turned out to be 10B Euros of DB Greek bonds the ECB bought on the secondary market. Looks like everyone is trying to get these hot potatoes off of their books before they explode!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:32 | 1956333 reboot this mofo
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Jim, that is funny -- but here is the thing: Bin Laden was a fabled enemy.

A CIA creation, who operared under the code name of "Tim Osmen"

The bankers and the gangsters and the DVD knew exactly who to hit that day.

Again, don't want to get all serious on ya.

I mean, we almost lost a Nazi today!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:59 | 1956432 Dugald
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Just another plan that failed to go with a boreing!!!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:58 | 1956152 mkkby
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WTF is US law enforcement doing in Frankfurt when there's fraud to be investigated here?

Fuck everything to do with the USSA.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:07 | 1956465 walküre
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Indeed. What are they doing in Frankfurt?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:21 | 1956510 Ratscam
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1 pm frankfurt time and 7 am EST. no that,s a heck of a time difference for two continents that only move every 1 million years by one time zone.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:36 | 1956558 lakecity55
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"Don't let a crisis go to waste--" The Rahmster. So, what's a bomb in Krautville got to do with the Gestapo cracking down in the US? Papers, please, mein herr.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:22 | 1956301 max2205
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What, no picture...come on!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:34 | 1956339 earleflorida
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they buried it at sea, mine you

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:45 | 1956384 jonan
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you sir, have won...

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1956036 walcott
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lmao. Needed that. Thanks cheese!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:02 | 1956181 TheLooza
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welcome to the party pal!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:07 | 1956221 Deadpool
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oh those wacky Germans, sure know how to pull a prank. goofy guys.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:51 | 1956832 Buck Johnson
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This is too much. 

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:39 | 1955993 taniquetil
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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:42 | 1956020 duo
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so far good for 8-9 ES points

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:43 | 1956022 navy62802
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Extra bullish.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:22 | 1957039 UP Forester
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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1955995 gojam
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Archduke Franz Joseph Ackerman ?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1955999 GeneMarchbanks
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Boom goes the Deutsche Bank!

No more eating out for bankstaz in Europe.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:53 | 1956119 Ghordius
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It is funny but...'s not that long ago that top bankers were routinely killed by the Red Brigades, in Germany, in Italy, and a few other places

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:59 | 1956155 GeneMarchbanks
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Did you see a fuckin' "LOL"? I'm not laughing. This ain't #occupy. This continent has seen much more blood than it'll ever admit...



Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:04 | 1956194 redpill
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Karma is a harsh mistress.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:26 | 1956316 Ghordius
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My fault, I took it for dry British Humour, not the first time...

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:06 | 1956213 lolmao500
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Or so you were told. The red brigades seems like good guys. Or were they special ops working for the elite?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:31 | 1956330 Ghordius
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special ops working for the elite?
Well, in the Sovjet Union the elite was called "Nomenklatura", "those on the lists"... Yes, for this elite, if you want

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:22 | 1956514 Optimusprime
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Would that be the "Red Brigades" secretly funded by the CIA?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:36 | 1956553 Use of Weapons
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You need to pay more attention:


Italy Red Brigade had a large amount of false flag ops from the CIA in there.



Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:38 | 1956568 lakecity55
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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:11 | 1956643 Use of Weapons
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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:43 | 1956935 leftcoastfool
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"'s not that long ago that top bankers were routinely killed by the Red Brigades, in Germany, in Italy, and a few other places"


Früher war alles besser...

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1956001 SamAdams1234
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And I thought it would be a sharpened gullotine blade. Who knew.

Five or six hundred heads cut off would have assured your repose, freedom and happiness.
Jean-Paul Marat

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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1956004 SilverTard
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So it begins...



Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:37 | 1956351 earleflorida
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not official til a powder scare

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 17:54 | 1956408 blu
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Q: What do you call a package full of explosives and shrapnel sitting in the mailroom at DB?

A: A good start.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1956005 Sophist Economicus
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Yup, it's finally getting stupid.    The mobs are being unleashed....

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:43 | 1956018 Ragnar24
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Apparently the mobs are buying equities because the usual afternoon ramp job is in effect on seemingly no new rumors/news -- did FT say something?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:44 | 1956031 Divided States ...
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what happened to the life boat rescue rumor from FT yesterday? that caused a huge run-up yesterday

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1956006 boom goes the d...
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Boom goes the dynamite!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:26 | 1957044 UP Forester
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I don't think it was dynamite, and probably wouldn't go boom.

I think it was nut-sweat-soaked PETN carefully concealed in the "extra shrapnel" underwear.


Or maybe the new Nike product, "Da Bomz"....

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