Audi Says Murderous Cravings Of Some Chinese Employees Do Not Necessarily Reflect Company Views

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Just two days ago we tweeted the rather stunning 'slogan' that a happy-smiley joy-joy bunch of Audi-China staff 'celebrated' at their dealership. The somewhat subtle translation of the banner: "We will kill every single Japanese person, even if it means deaths for our own; even poverty will not deter us from reclaiming the Diaoyu Islands" has now been addressed by Audi management:

  • *AUDI CHINA JV SAYS ANTI-JAPAN BANNER INCIDENT AN ISOLATED CASE
  • *AUDI CHINA JV ASKED DEALERSHIP TO REMOVE BANNER, LU SAYS'
  • *AUDI CHINA JV URGES `REASONABLE' EXPRESSION OF PATRIOTISM

Our tweet:

 

 

 

The stunning image (they do seem oddly amused by it all):

 

The clip explaining it:

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Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:10 | 2813787 markmotive
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Not necessarily...

Here's Marc Faber predicting all this recently:

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2012/07/25/marc-faber-china-slowdown-could...

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:27 | 2813818 Troll Magnet
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Audi China orders sweet and sour chicken.
Audi China says Chinese chicken tastes like a cockroach.
Audi China says cockroaches the new chicken.
Audi China loves China long time.
But Audi China says Audi NOT made in China junk piece of shit.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:52 | 2813868 hannah
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Audi China too beaucoup...too beaucoup...!

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:26 | 2813923 vato poco
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This is just too sweet. Audi says "Bad China", they flush an important market forever. Audi says "Bad Japan", they flush an important forever. Audi says "We're just good neutral Germans", they flush *both* markets: nobody likes a pussy who can't pick a side. Hey Fritz, remember when your CFO came to you and said "China! We'll pay 'em pennies! What could possibly go wrong?!" Remember that? And you signed off on it?

Suck on it, boys. Suck on it **gooood**.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:08 | 2814230 j0nx
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Flush Japan. They are dead already. They just haven't come to terms with it yet.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:44 | 2814270 swanpoint
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Standing in front of a German car dealership. Where're the Made In China 100% toxic leaching plastic full size luxury sport sedans?

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:36 | 2814046 q99x2
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Corruption within a one party system. Sounds like the US. Probably the same anunnaki behind their curtain. Tall, big head and a tail.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:10 | 2813790 westboundnup
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Another reason to hate Audis.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:14 | 2813797 otto skorzeny
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German "luxury cars" are the biggest hoax ever to be perpetrated on the world consumer.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:23 | 2813808 Almost Solvent
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Almost as bad as the Cadillac "luxury cars" hoax

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:31 | 2813825 Troll Magnet
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Actually German cars especially MBZ, BMW & Audi drive like studs. Try driving American after taking a Benz for a spin. No comparison.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:40 | 2813938 otto skorzeny
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If I want to piss my $ away on something that will depreciate 60% in 4 years(German or American) I'll buy the US$. I owned a 1998 BMW 5 series Sport-nice car but a waste of $-at the end w/70k miles on it stuff was going bad left and right-now the wife's 2001 camry w/160K on it I have never sunk a dime into.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:33 | 2814042 edotabin
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I think what's happened to the US auto industry is nothing short of criminal.  I find it impossible to have so many engineers be so stupid and incompetent. I understand they have made rather large strides in quality/design but they should have never dropped to the lows they did. That was very irresponsible and inexcusable.

That being said, I am not a fan of German cars at all. I find them to be overpriced, extremely costly to maintain, their rock hard suspensions suck eggs and the fact that they usually require premium fuel is another surcharge that simply makes me bypass them completely. I realize that some will maintain the illusion that they need a hard suspension for handling while doing 3 mph on the 405 but .... I suppose that is a matter of opinion.

I have looked to Lexus and the Hyundai Genesis with great success. They offer much more for less money and I like their overall philosophy and approach.

 

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:23 | 2814244 blindfaith
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Had Mercedes, nearly emptied my bank account.  Had BMW nearly emptied my bank account.  Had an Audi, it nearly killed my wife.

And...in the mean time I have a 1999 Ford with 165,000 miles on it and TOTAL repairs to date are 958.43.  Americans don't know how good they have it right here at home.

As for the Chinese, the day is near when the banner will have USA on it not Japan.  You know that to be true.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:52 | 2813867 hmmtellmemore
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I know two Audi owners, and they love their cars.  One was given a free SUV and he sold it to keep his Audi.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:13 | 2814027 Dr. Engali
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I drove domestics all my life then I decided to take a BMW for a test drive. I bought it and never looked back. There isn't a domestic rattle box that even comes close to driving as well as my BMW.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:25 | 2814248 LongSoupLine
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otto,

My A6 says you're a fucking retard.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:16 | 2813794 otto skorzeny
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The sign should have read "HEY CHINESE YUPPIE WANNABE-COME IN AND BUY ONE OF OUR P.O.S. OVERPRICED UNRELIABLE 4 DOOR SEDANS AND WILL THROW IN FREE HAPPY ENDING". Now if the sign would have said JUDEN VERBOTEN!!!!-well that's a different story.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:21 | 2813806 CompassionateFascist
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Another deeply sincere expression of Chicom "public opinion". Still waiting for anAnonymouse to chime in.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:01 | 2813884 akak
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He has already, in another thread today, blamed these jingoistic and deplorably bigoted sentiments by his fellow countrymen as merely an expression of "Chinese US Citizenism", or some such insane hypocritizenism.  Really. 

His every utterance lowers the collective IQ of humanity (and it's scraping the bottom of the barrel as it is).

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:42 | 2814942 Totentänzerlied
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AnAnonymous is the manager of this Audi dealership.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:23 | 2813809 toady
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Kill'em all and let Allah sort'em out.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:24 | 2813810 lolmao500
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While Moody wakes up...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/moodys-more-calif-cities-risk-193719080.html

Moody's: More Calif. cities at risk of bankruptcy Credit agency sees greater chance of municipal bankruptcies, bond defaults in Calif.

Water is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:33 | 2813832 Troll Magnet
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Man, that's old news. So August...

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:25 | 2813814 WineSorbet
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I can cut the irony with a knife it's so think.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:32 | 2813831 Conman
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Translation: Please dont burn down my dealership, i'm having my minumum wage employees stand here with a sign to dsitract you.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:41 | 2813850 mrjohn
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plus one

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:52 | 2813870 hmmtellmemore
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Was anyone destroying German cars, anywhere in China?

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:54 | 2813873 Conman
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When you see chinese people burning japanese cars owned by other chinese people,do you ask questions or goto kinkos and get a sign made?

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:51 | 2813866 nah
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thats it give me a break

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the chinese are no more serious than charlie hebdo

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:55 | 2813874 Atomizer
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Audi Fucked up again. You’d thought the UN Agenda 21 commercial in 2010 would have kept the company sober. Nope! 

Audi: Green Police 2010 Super Bowl Commercial 

Fuck off Audi, we’ll never conform to your company mission charter.  Click

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:00 | 2813879 SpeakerFTD
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Audi:  Vorsprung Durch Technik

The West:  War Sprung Durch Technik

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 23:59 | 2813883 monad
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Just discharge all that Fukashima detritus to the west.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:10 | 2813891 reader2010
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Here are some better pix

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamr33dJsn1rvtmuto1_400.jpg

 

according to Google translate, the banner says, I am willing to give free blow jobs to those whom want to fight the Japanese devils for eight hours today. 

 

and school kids are learning how to love fatherland.

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamrg79H3R1rvtmuto1_1280.jpg

 

 

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:15 | 2813901 e_goldstein
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Video brought to you by the Toyota group.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:19 | 2813909 Zgangsta
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China is already reigning everyone in.  This is a non-issue.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:26 | 2813924 XRAYD
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What is going to happen when someone makes a movie insulting their prophet Mao?

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 01:42 | 2813997 cwwang
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Chinese protester always look very proper and wear nice clothings and love their banner.  Occupy Now have much to learn from this... happy protesters = happy ending!

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:51 | 2814055 AnAnonymous
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Nothing to learn: they belong to a burgeoning 'middle class'

OWS is part of the 'american' world in a post theft economy.

Building a middle class the 'american' way requires theft.

Time to find those Indians...

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:54 | 2814274 EvlTheCat
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Here stupid, this is where the Indians live.

http://www.mapsofindia.com/

I would say this is the 4th time I have enlightened you on this fact?  You are certainly slow.  It is a misnomer by some pre-American Citizism European doing Gods work.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 08:23 | 2814356 AnAnonymous
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Best. 'American' wishing to establish a monopoly on use of words and only them are able to call Indians.

This also helps to provide a temporal framework.

Europeans doing god's work? First, they were probably Indo Europeans.

And second, the land grabbing, that was so essential to the making of the US american middle class, was performed by 'americans'
And guess what? Those 'americans' refered to the people they robbed the land from as Indians.

Every 'american' wannabee around the world has to learn from the mecca of 'americanism' on Earth, the US.
And the US showed that, to build an 'american' society, you need Indians to sponsor you in your 'american' project of truth, justice and freedom.

Those 'american' Chinese have to find their Indians. Wont be the same as the ones US americans used. Those ones are a scarcity today, they have been drained out.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2814403 EvlTheCat
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Warning:  Intellectual speed bump ahead!

"Those 'american' Chinese have to find their Indians."

They are call Tibetans among others.. Its funny you profess to being all knowing, but to make such an elementary mistake.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 01:49 | 2814004 mharry
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Well there's a gun show here this weekend, I'll probably spend some money, I guess we'll be packing up the travel trailer. I have a hidden spot to camp out while WW3 occurs. 

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:27 | 2814041 q99x2
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The Kamikaze (???, literally: "God wind"; common translation: "Divine wind"

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:34 | 2814043 SmittyinLA
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The china jap rivalry is all bluster like army /navy they're both too greedy and cheap to invest in consumer destruction (war), even debtor consumers, this is just more pre-election international douchbaggery, china has its own Al Sharptons and occupy protestors, very few in number, most Chinese don't have time for such western indulgences, they too busy working or studying or sleeping.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:49 | 2814054 AnAnonymous
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'Americanism' is spreading in China...

What has 'american' sharpton to do in this business?

What is going is 'american' middle class spirit.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 03:29 | 2814083 akak
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'Americanism' is spreading in China...

Define this 'Americanism' that is the object of your obsessive hatred, and (try to) prove that you are not the autistic and retarded idiot that we all presume you to be.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 05:46 | 2814163 Multi
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You're asking him too much

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 07:01 | 2814222 meatbag
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No, your wrong.  The protests and hatred are widespread here in China.  Its not anything like OWS.  This is everyone from Audi salesman to grandmas.   It was said above by another poster, it does seem as if China has a cultural element of brutality.  They seem to be binary, either in a state of almost comatose routine, or bloodthirsty with rage.   Not much in between.  Very strange to observe.  

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