August ADP Private Payrolls At 91K On Expectations Of 100K, Down From Revised 109K

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Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:28 | 1618356 cossack55
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Does ADP work for S&P or Moody's. 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:36 | 1618372 slaughterer
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Remember, we are in the "inverted world" (Hegel) of pre-QE3-decision trading where all bad news is good for the market, and all good news is bad, mostly.   From this perspective, ADP was bad, but maybe "not bad enough" and bulls will need ISM and jobs report to get the Fed to the "action zone."

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:51 | 1618415 DormRoom
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it's typical front running.  Obama fiscal stimulus announcement after Labor Day.  Possible Fed intervention Sept. 21.   Europe seems more stable. you don't want to miss out on a 20-30% pop on your portfolio. buy the rumor, sell the news.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:28 | 1618543 sun tzu
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Good luck getting the republicans in congress to sign on to another $1 trillion stimulus. They had a tough enough time getting it done with the democrats in charge of congress

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:25 | 1618974 ElvisDog
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Thank you for pointing that out sun tzu (so I'm not the only one who does). Obama stimulus is DOA so soon after the debt ceiling confrontation. Not to mention the fact that it would do nothing because it would merely continue programs and policies that are currently in place.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:13 | 1618497 Ahwooga
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See that's where youre wrong. Bad news is good for the market. Good news is bad for the market for approximately 1/3 of the previous up move, then is used to justify the next leg up due to "ongoing recovery." All news is good for the market.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:29 | 1618359 becky quick and...
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cnbs spinning this as great news. the layoffs are slowing!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:49 | 1618409 snowball777
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Ghandi has almost reached his goal weight!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:04 | 1618470 Sudden Debt
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That's because once we hit a 0% employment rate, WE CAN ONLY GO UP! = RALLY!!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:29 | 1618360 Careless Whisper
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The Morning Careless Whisper Report

AT&T Promises To Bring Back 5,000 Jobs From Offshore If T-Mobile Merger Approved: New Location Of Jobs Not Announced

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TEC_ATT_T_MOBILE_JOBS?SITE=PAP...

Yo, My Caucasian! You Are A Minority In 42 Big Cities

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/minorities-become-a-majority-in-wash...

Bonn, Germany Imposes Tax On Sex: 6 Euros Per Night

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,783438,00.html

Chinese Anti-Corruption Official Found Dead; Stabbed With Knife 11 Times - Police Say It Was Suicide

http://english.eastday.com/e/110831/u1a6081211.html

Detroit Hospital Employees Forced To Get The Needle

http://www.detnews.com/article/20110831/BIZ/108310390/Hospital-workers’-choice--Flu-shots-or-ax

Florida Cop Turns Fugitive; Still Gets Paycheck While On Paid Leave

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/boynton-beach/fl-britto-miss...

Homeland Security Swat Teams Gibson Guitar Factory In Tennessee; Green Police Question Fancy Wood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GDc3rteCwM

She's OK; Justin Bieber And Ferrari In Fender Bender

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/128713103.html

 

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:33 | 1618364 DefiantSurf
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"Stabbed With Knife 11 Times - Police Say It Was Suicide" that is simply hilarious !

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:49 | 1618412 snowball777
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If at first you don't succeed,...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:39 | 1618574 DeadFred
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He must have been very depressed. How sad.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:58 | 1618620 Urban Roman
Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:50 | 1618813 andybev01
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So, did he shoot himself before of after he hit the water?

That's dedication right there.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 17:44 | 1620687 Iriestx
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As funny as it sounds, almost all suicide by stabbing have several stabs.  You'll find a number of "hesitation wounds" from when the person starts stabbing themselves, but due to pain & fear they don't drive the knife in far enough to make it count.  It's usually after about half a dozen or so hesitation wounds that they start driving in the knife deep enough to inflict a mortal injury.

 

When somebody is murdered by stabbing there are no hesitation wounds.  The attacker either makes the first attempts deep and punishing stabs, or you'll see a situation where the person tries to deflect the stabs, resulting in deep cuts on the forearms and hands, in addition to the deep, punishing stab wounds.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:01 | 1618457 adr
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I told my mother a while ago that by the time my son is my age he will be outnumbered at least 5-1. How will we have a country when you have over 300 million people on welfare.

When the average black girl has three kids by the time she is 25 and the hispanics aren't far behind you have an exponential growth problem. The new baby boom has been financed by free checks from the US government.

I couldn't afford to have three kids but somehow a welfare queen can afford to have five and still have enough left over cash to get her hair did every week. Unless welfare is severely cut back we will have a China problem very soon. By 2030 the black and hispanic populations will triple from the current levels. We'll have a billion welfare cases without any trouble. When you pay peple to have kids that is what you get.

The article says it all. The growth bomb of the minorities in Richmond, VA has enabled democrats to take control of a historicaly republican stronghold.

Democratic control of cities has worked out so well in the past. Maybe people will get it once the entire country looks like Detroit. Problem is by that time it will be too late. People think Johnson didn't know what he was doing when he launched the Great Society. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was securing the future for his party. Within 50 years it would become impossible for a conservative to ever get elected again. Just like the Detroit school board the minority in charge will have free reign to steal as much as they can.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:31 | 1618554 sun tzu
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The head of the Detroit school district was also illiterate. What a fucking joke.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:05 | 1618475 tiger7905
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Also the new bird flu vaccine resistant H5N1 variant moving into India...

http://goldandsilverlinings.com/?p=1598

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:08 | 1618675 Shash
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Fuck China!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:31 | 1618361 razorthin
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And the market screams, "QE Bichez!"

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:32 | 1618362 trampstamp
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Bullish as she goes

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:32 | 1618363 Racer
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Great news for the rich.... more QE

Bad news for the 99% of the rest of the population

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:35 | 1618371 cossack55
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The rich taste better with a little Chicago Steak Sauce sprinkled over them when roasting.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:51 | 1618418 LawsofPhysics
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Yep.  It is far too late to tax the rich in order to save the country, might as well fatten them up so we can eat them later.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:53 | 1618827 andybev01
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Thankfully they already live in herds in gated communities.

No round-up needed.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:32 | 1618557 sun tzu
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Which means any family with over $250K of income.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:34 | 1618365 the not so migh...
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It could be allot worse, of course it could be allot better. Rally into mediocrity!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:37 | 1618378 Cdad
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This is a syndicate driven markup...not a rally.  I think it is time for all of us to start using the proper vocabulary.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:38 | 1618383 the not so migh...
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touche

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:30 | 1618391 Cdad
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Fascinating...hearing the head of AT&T literally tell the world [and the lemmings on the Street], that he is "standing down."  The destroyed economy is not lost on him, equity markups aside.  No plans for hiring.  Probably layoffs in the works.

As we watch the economy collapse at a rate equal to the imploding of the equity market's credibility, so too are we watching the death of a network.  Go BlowHorn [CNBC].  Let's just put the last nail in the coffin and be done with YOU.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:43 | 1618394 HelluvaEngineer
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This month can't end soon enough.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:34 | 1618366 Mike2756
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That's a narrow margin of error, lol.

 

http://youtu.be/qRa9uhiAPBs

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:34 | 1618368 IMA5U
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The market does not care right now. Global short squeeze coordination on no volume

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:36 | 1618373 -Michelle-
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How do striking employees get to claim unemployment pay?

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:56 | 1618432 snowball777
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They've applied...it doesn't mean they'll see dime one of benefits.

How can Verizon employ retirees and management as scabs?

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:58 | 1618447 hedgeless_horseman
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Ask Boss Tweed.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:34 | 1618560 sun tzu
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Verizon needs to hold a job fair. 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:38 | 1618572 snowball777
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To replace their overcompensated executives.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:36 | 1618375 Cassandra Syndrome
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"Stocks advance on prospect of QE3" as the circle bloomjerkers would announce. But if stocks advance, the dollar index falls to below 73. Therefore QE3 implemented in those circumstances destroys the dollar and unleashes very high inflation and social unrest and all the other consequences. 

The system cannot survive without QE3 or the prospect of, but unless the Dollar Index rises, QE3 cripples the system as well. 

Central Planners hurt my head. I need a drink.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:36 | 1618377 Josh Randall
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Bad Weather B!tchez

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:42 | 1618392 MoneyWise
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Considering complete Mess in August, ADP numbers are

Good in terms of (Could be much worse)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:58 | 1618446 mess nonster
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Aye! It's only a flesh wound!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:44 | 1618396 overmedicatedun...
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obuma got elected says all that needs be said about America..jobs are his #1 focus while his adm does all it can to destroy private business like gibson..stop plants being built stop coal being burned - the vile elite have gone mad and will take us all down.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:47 | 1618406 connda
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That should be good for a +1% market melt-up on non-existant volume.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:48 | 1618407 disabledvet
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Heads up is the prez wondering where all the highway workers are. Guess theycreated the infrastructure bank a little early. Wonder what infrastructure is actually gonna get built. Hmmmmm.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:54 | 1618427 DefiantSurf
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somebody needs to build the FEMA camps before they cutoff the bridge cards

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:49 | 1618410 Everybodys All ...
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It needs to be stated over and over again by all of us that we get the FED's game now. The game is QE will never end. A never ending QE will ruin us all and that is there chosen course of action. Tell all of your friends and enemies alike because the only thing that will stop them at this point is when the general public says no.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 08:56 | 1618434 LawsofPhysics
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The general public has been saying no for quite some time now.  Doesn't fucking  matter, the rape continues and it won't stop until the last drop of oil, coal, and natural gas are recovered and burned.  It is what it is, same as it ever was.

 hedge accordingly. 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:02 | 1618463 Everybodys All ...
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I disagree and I believe most of the public don't even understand that the FED is not a government entity.

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