Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll With 29% Of Vote, Ron Paul Takes Second With 28%

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Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:20 | 1558025 nmewn
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I just threw up in mouth a little bit.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:36 | 1558254 Cursive
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@Fix It Again Timmy

Her eyes give her away, she's been down that road before...

Yep.  And check out the guy looking on in the background.  Looks entirely like a bad porno flick.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:50 | 1557761 caerus
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best pic ever...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:51 | 1557765 Space Potato
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Tyler, good advice. I just happened to watch a John Lennon documentary. Not that I am comparing the two you f-ing wierdos.

 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:52 | 1557766 clymer
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so the IRS-revenue-collecting, torture-endorsing, Palin-wannabe beat the Honorable Dr. Paul.

Ummm.. sure.

 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:53 | 1557770 clymer
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All that aside, I envy that corn-dog

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:37 | 1557894 WestVillageIdiot
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She had two more corn dogs that were not shown in the picture. 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:46 | 1557915 snowball777
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Took me a sec, but that was laugh out loud funny.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:10 | 1557995 weinerdog43
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I'm so dumb, I had to think about it too.  Sprayed the monitor after i got it i'm afraid.  Good one

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 02:06 | 1558399 Isotope
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I think that in "the business," it's referred to as Air Tight.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 17:08 | 1559628 snowball777
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News Flash: Bachmann takes huge Koch
donation.

 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:55 | 1557948 knukles
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By the color of it I'd say it's more a Cain dog.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557781 Mactheknife
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She's from Iowa, that's all you need to know.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:38 | 1557898 WestVillageIdiot
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Didn't she grow up in the same town as The Duke?  Oh, wait, it was John Wayne Gacy.  Oops.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:58 | 1557789 Lazlo Toth
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She did give out 6000 free tickets to a concert. She came in with 4,823. 1177 people either cheated, lied or threw away the tickets. Love America.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:00 | 1557962 nmewn
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"She did give out 6000 free tickets to a concert."

Same tactic, different candidate.

Obama is well known to piggyback on "events"...especially concerts.

University of Oregon was one...his Berlin speech was another and the most notable as most didn't understand a word he said (they were German and drunk/high afterall)...trying to be the new JFK or sumpin and winds up being a pretentious Erkel...lol.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:21 | 1558033 snowball777
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I'm betting they speak better English even after kiffen ein spliffen than you speak German sober.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:31 | 1558055 nmewn
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I bet I could understand them better after I rauchen einen joint or two...then we could all go for a corn dog.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:10 | 1557814 XenoFrog
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Don't forget her migraine headaches that put her out of action on a weekly basis, aided by a handful of pain pills. Exactly what you want from the Commander in Chief...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:19 | 1557842 chubbar
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From the looks of that picture she didn't have a headache today! Unlike the perpetual one my wife has!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:40 | 1557903 WestVillageIdiot
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Paint your corndog brown.  Your wife's headache will probably go away.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:47 | 1557916 snowball777
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Maybe she's just been running short on oxygen for obvious reasons.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:53 | 1557769 marcusfenix
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best pic of a politician doing what they do best...ever

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557775 newworldorder
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Astounding that she would put herself in that situation for this picture to have been taken. All managers of her campaign team should be fired for negligence in not protecting their client.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:04 | 1557803 IQ 101
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They probably set it up, she is everywhere now,

It will be a fine development if menopausal moodswings gain cotroll of the White house and the nuke button,but it can't be any worse than Obama.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:21 | 1557847 chubbar
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Perhaps this is just a statement that "menopause doesn't have to sideline a girl, ya know!"

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:41 | 1557905 WestVillageIdiot
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After that she went over to the stand that sells sweet corn by the ear.  Those pictures will be released later tonight in a pay-per-view video.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:48 | 1557923 snowball777
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brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrrrrrrrrrrrit

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:23 | 1557829 caerus
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i just told my gf the same thing...fuckin amateurs...hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish...these fucking amateurs...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:58 | 1557776 Pretorian
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I bet that long stick in the mouth iz Wallstret 1 . Goldy and other ponzy scamer fear crazy Ron might win over thier pets. So just start runing the stock, print false unemployment under 6% and u might just might keep Obama HUSEIN in the office for 1 more term. 

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 03:41 | 1558452 blunderdog
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Although you're ability to communicate through the written word is FUCKING ATROCIOUS, I'm inclined to give you credit for some valid insight.

Michelle Bachmann is the worst form of side-show distraction to help prevent the Republicans from nominating a credible opponent to Obama.

If you're a Republican (for whatever bullshit reason) and you want the party to have a PRAYER of taking the Presidency, you should recognize this woman as a fifth columnist.  *Any* attention she gets is bad for the party.

(To be clear: I hate Republicans with a passion, so I'm all for Michelle's continuing suck-sess.)

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:56 | 1557779 Trimmed Hedge
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The gentleman in the corner looks very happy....

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:56 | 1557780 IQ 101
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Who ever can give away the most free tickets (votes) wins?

That is so scientific.

If Michelle B wants to take me to her tent and nibble my hotdog,thats fine with me,but I;m still voting for Ron Paul.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 00:33 | 1558318 knukles
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Bread and Circuses....

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557782 Misean
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Showin' the banksters her CV I see. Difinitely big money pouring into her coffers. She's got the whole "assume the position" thang down!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557783 Fix It Again Timmy
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She's demonstrating one way of Republican endorsed birth control, the other method lies down yonder and around the corner... bless her soul.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:14 | 1558146 KowPie
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Didn't she used to date Bill Clinton?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557784 55 men
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You can fit like 5 "corndogs" in that mouth.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:57 | 1557954 knukles
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Vivid image....

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:58 | 1557786 Trimmed Hedge
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Good thing Barney Frank wasn't in Iowa....

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:58 | 1557788 caerus
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are you sure it wasn't 69%

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:59 | 1557792 Moe Howard
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WTF is that Shalom Bernake mug shot doing to the right? What kind of advertising do you have here on ZH?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:12 | 1557820 caerus
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i think it's cookies on your computer...i get thailovelinks.com...go figure...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:01 | 1557966 Herman Strandsc...
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I'm getting an advert for denture adhesive

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:00 | 1557796 clymer
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And of course we all know how the MSM treats Ron Paul

http://i.imgur.com/rnqpP.gif

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:45 | 1557912 Jena
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nice pandas, though

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:00 | 1557797 chubbar
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Ron Paul could get 100% of the vote and the MSM would not cover him. It is so blatant that it has become a regular joke among those of us that are following this.

He has no chance of advancing because the MSM is owned by the Soros of the world and there aren't enough people who give a shit to write/call in order to expose this travesty. It really is incredible.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:50 | 1557927 WestVillageIdiot
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Just like they showed old video when he one another poll.  Wasn't the old video from the year before when he beat Romney, or some other establishment douche bag, in his home state? 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:50 | 1557928 Cabreado
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Sad to say, I believe you pretty much nailed it.

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