Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll With 29% Of Vote, Ron Paul Takes Second With 28%

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nmewn's picture

I just threw up in mouth a little bit.

Cursive's picture

@Fix It Again Timmy

Her eyes give her away, she's been down that road before...

Yep.  And check out the guy looking on in the background.  Looks entirely like a bad porno flick.

caerus's picture

best pic ever...

Space Potato's picture

Tyler, good advice. I just happened to watch a John Lennon documentary. Not that I am comparing the two you f-ing wierdos.


clymer's picture

so the IRS-revenue-collecting, torture-endorsing, Palin-wannabe beat the Honorable Dr. Paul.

Ummm.. sure.


clymer's picture

All that aside, I envy that corn-dog

WestVillageIdiot's picture

She had two more corn dogs that were not shown in the picture. 

snowball777's picture

Took me a sec, but that was laugh out loud funny.

weinerdog43's picture

I'm so dumb, I had to think about it too.  Sprayed the monitor after i got it i'm afraid.  Good one

Isotope's picture

I think that in "the business," it's referred to as Air Tight.

snowball777's picture

News Flash: Bachmann takes huge Koch


knukles's picture

By the color of it I'd say it's more a Cain dog.

Mactheknife's picture

She's from Iowa, that's all you need to know.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Didn't she grow up in the same town as The Duke?  Oh, wait, it was John Wayne Gacy.  Oops.

Lazlo Toth's picture

She did give out 6000 free tickets to a concert. She came in with 4,823. 1177 people either cheated, lied or threw away the tickets. Love America.

nmewn's picture

"She did give out 6000 free tickets to a concert."

Same tactic, different candidate.

Obama is well known to piggyback on "events"...especially concerts.

University of Oregon was one...his Berlin speech was another and the most notable as most didn't understand a word he said (they were German and drunk/high afterall)...trying to be the new JFK or sumpin and winds up being a pretentious

snowball777's picture

I'm betting they speak better English even after kiffen ein spliffen than you speak German sober.

nmewn's picture

I bet I could understand them better after I rauchen einen joint or two...then we could all go for a corn dog.

XenoFrog's picture

Don't forget her migraine headaches that put her out of action on a weekly basis, aided by a handful of pain pills. Exactly what you want from the Commander in Chief...

chubbar's picture

From the looks of that picture she didn't have a headache today! Unlike the perpetual one my wife has!

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Paint your corndog brown.  Your wife's headache will probably go away.

snowball777's picture

Maybe she's just been running short on oxygen for obvious reasons.

marcusfenix's picture

best pic of a politician doing what they do best...ever

newworldorder's picture

Astounding that she would put herself in that situation for this picture to have been taken. All managers of her campaign team should be fired for negligence in not protecting their client.

IQ 101's picture

They probably set it up, she is everywhere now,

It will be a fine development if menopausal moodswings gain cotroll of the White house and the nuke button,but it can't be any worse than Obama.

chubbar's picture

Perhaps this is just a statement that "menopause doesn't have to sideline a girl, ya know!"

WestVillageIdiot's picture

After that she went over to the stand that sells sweet corn by the ear.  Those pictures will be released later tonight in a pay-per-view video.

snowball777's picture

brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrit brrrrrrrrrrrrrrit

caerus's picture

i just told my gf the same thing...fuckin amateurs...hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish...these fucking amateurs...

Pretorian's picture

I bet that long stick in the mouth iz Wallstret 1 . Goldy and other ponzy scamer fear crazy Ron might win over thier pets. So just start runing the stock, print false unemployment under 6% and u might just might keep Obama HUSEIN in the office for 1 more term. 

blunderdog's picture

Although you're ability to communicate through the written word is FUCKING ATROCIOUS, I'm inclined to give you credit for some valid insight.

Michelle Bachmann is the worst form of side-show distraction to help prevent the Republicans from nominating a credible opponent to Obama.

If you're a Republican (for whatever bullshit reason) and you want the party to have a PRAYER of taking the Presidency, you should recognize this woman as a fifth columnist.  *Any* attention she gets is bad for the party.

(To be clear: I hate Republicans with a passion, so I'm all for Michelle's continuing suck-sess.)

Trimmed Hedge's picture

The gentleman in the corner looks very happy....

IQ 101's picture

Who ever can give away the most free tickets (votes) wins?

That is so scientific.

If Michelle B wants to take me to her tent and nibble my hotdog,thats fine with me,but I;m still voting for Ron Paul.

knukles's picture

Bread and Circuses....

Misean's picture

Showin' the banksters her CV I see. Difinitely big money pouring into her coffers. She's got the whole "assume the position" thang down!

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

She's demonstrating one way of Republican endorsed birth control, the other method lies down yonder and around the corner... bless her soul.

KowPie's picture

Didn't she used to date Bill Clinton?

55 men's picture

You can fit like 5 "corndogs" in that mouth.

Trimmed Hedge's picture

Good thing Barney Frank wasn't in Iowa....

caerus's picture

are you sure it wasn't 69%

Moe Howard's picture

WTF is that Shalom Bernake mug shot doing to the right? What kind of advertising do you have here on ZH?

caerus's picture

i think it's cookies on your computer...i get figure...

Herman Strandschnecke's picture

I'm getting an advert for denture adhesive

clymer's picture

And of course we all know how the MSM treats Ron Paul

Jena's picture

nice pandas, though

chubbar's picture

Ron Paul could get 100% of the vote and the MSM would not cover him. It is so blatant that it has become a regular joke among those of us that are following this.

He has no chance of advancing because the MSM is owned by the Soros of the world and there aren't enough people who give a shit to write/call in order to expose this travesty. It really is incredible.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Just like they showed old video when he one another poll.  Wasn't the old video from the year before when he beat Romney, or some other establishment douche bag, in his home state? 

Cabreado's picture

Sad to say, I believe you pretty much nailed it.