Bank Of America Drops $5 Debit Card Fee

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As expected, following the complete failure of banks to institute an extortion cartel on debit account fees after two already defected, it was only a matter of time before Bank of America withdrew as well. Sure enough:

  • BofA Drops Plan for $5 Debit Fee, Spokesman Says

Now, while this is great news for whatever deposits BAC has left (substantially lower than what it had at September 30, that's for sure), it doesn't answer the question - just how will the bank make money?

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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:39 | 1832504 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Look! A unicorn!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832531 SilverRhino
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Too little too late.  

Burn in hell BoA (damn, that sounds like a scorned woman, lol)

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1832577 Saxxon
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Ratfucking lamprey banks trying to kiss up to the public, all the while installing 1.5" thick bulletproof glass teller windows ALL ACROSS THE U.S.A. in the most benign bedroom neighborhoods.

They know they are held in UTMOST CONTEMPT by their American HOSTS.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:50 | 1832595 Cdad
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Seriously now...just when are they finally going to nail plywood over the doors of EVERY Blight on America bank door?  What are folks waiting for?  Who would own these crap shares?

Only questions on BAC...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:55 | 1832608 dwdollar
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"Who would own these crap shares?"

Washed-up billionaires...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:10 | 1832697 Pladizow
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As a BOA account holder, in the past month I have recieved a tremendous amout of marketing (Via, mail, email and even direct telemerketing) saying all they can to maintain the account.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:03 | 1832891 jayman21
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Please wake up and jump before you are boiled.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:10 | 1832698 macholatte
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Message from Bank of America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90eGrdPpv3g

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:26 | 1836001 Hephasteus
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Bulletproof glass is not bullet proof it's bullet resistant. Just shoot it 5 times in the same place. Or use a flamethrower on it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:59 | 1832583 Max Hunter
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It is quite apparent that Banks are making money through credit card purchases.. Just watch 1 hour of TV and you will see the push by every bank to get their plastic cards used for getting the fee from merchants.. I'm sure the interest charges are great too, for those that do not pay the cards off monthly like the smart ones do..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:01 | 1832647 Imminent Crucible
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To make money on credit card accounts, they have to get people to actually make the payments on their BAC card accounts. I have a feeling that credit card delinquencies are more than erasing the interest earnings from the few poor chumps that are carrying balances and making payments.

When BAC announced the $5 debit card fee, I went down to my branch and closed a business account I no longer used. They asked me why I was closing the account. "Fees are getting too high".

They handed me my $3,400 in twenties, a huge envelope. I thought they were doing it just to be snarky, but then I reflected: the people who came in before me to close their accounts today took all the $50s and $100s.

These dinosaurs are on their last legs.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:09 | 1832690 Max Hunter
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I cashed a US treasury check for over 5g's a couple years ago.. I thought I was being investigated for a murder when I asked for the money and indicated I would not be depositing any of it in my account..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15 | 1832724 pods
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They try to give you the run around cause they dont want you to know they only have like 10k at the bank tops.  People would shit if they realized how little cash is actually out there.

pods

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:30 | 1832778 Max Hunter
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yeah.. they practically admitted to as much.. They were actually quite intrusive when asking about my intent with the cash.. I told them I was diversifying out of electronic digits.. true story..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 17:10 | 1834305 francis_the_won...
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I forget the exact number, but my experience is that banks require you to call ahead of time for "larger" cash transactions.  I'm thinking the number is around $5k.  Of course, anything over $9900 immediately triggers anti-money laundering paperwork and the red flag brigade comes marching in.

I find the electronic digits to be usefull for me still, but instead of playing with the TBTF banks, I use Schwab's brokerage checking features.  I've had no issues and have been reimbursed for any ATM fees.  Can anyone think of a single reason (other than the collapse of the currency) why this type of account would be at risk?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:18 | 1832731 dwdollar
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I shit you not this is a true story. Several years ago I used Chase right after they bought out my old bank. I was standing in the teller line and the person in front of me finishing up his business turned around and said "the best part of our bank is this" and he grabbed a sucker from the candy bowl and unwrapped it. Do not underestimate the level of ignorance and retardation of those who use these TBTF banks.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:05 | 1832902 jayman21
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1 Hour of TV and I usually see some nice sounding music and a BofA or Chase commericial.  Where do they get this money to advertise?  Oh, deposits.  Sorry, still drunk from pass this bill.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1832532 Harlequin001
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'just how will the bank make money?' - Same as MF Global, they take it out of your account by 'accident' and if you notice they give it back, if you don't, ain't no one going to jail...

If the bank doesn't steal it to boost its profits then the .Govt has to sell new bonds to recapitalise it.

Now where's that Regulator again...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:26 | 1832762 Shvanztanz
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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:04 | 1832896 Ted K
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'just how will the bank make money?"---Answer: go back to honest commercial banking and giving people services they actually need.  Oh wait, then they can't screw the American taxpayers through racketeering too systemically threatening to fail threat and pretend they are "masters of the universe" while adding nothing substantive to the world and running away with bonuses.  

What a dumb idea I just had there.... ok, continue fucking people up the ass from here to eternity and then letting Tyler Durden lapdogs blame the SEC and CFTC for it, that's been working real well the last 10 years.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:07 | 1832906 jayman21
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I get that mixed up too.  Community Bank, Credit Union vs. TBTF, it is so confusing.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832535 The Big Ching-aso
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That's not a unicorn.   It's a monkey flying out of someone's ass.    Much more credible.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:59 | 1832641 Nascent_Variable
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Next, BAC is going to spin off its debit card business into a new entity called Qwikster and send a condescending email to its customers to tell them about it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:58 | 1832877 Chrome Child
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Holy shit - I just laughed so hard I spit my food out!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:17 | 1832935 krispkritter
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:30 | 1832776 Don Birnam
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An elderly gent in Tinytown, U.S.A., moves his three-figure checking account from a Bank of America branch in town, to the local County Credit Union...while across the continent, the parent company, a $65 billion-dollar collossus in Charlotte, North Carolina, turns tail-between-legs and recinds a $5 monthly debit card fee.

The Netflix Effect.

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:39 | 1832505 Irish66
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CDS

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:40 | 1832506 GeneMarchbanks
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Won't save you BAC.

'- just how will the bank make money?'

Those days are over.


Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:55 | 1832615 James-Morrison
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BAC will make money with new Account Cancellation Fees...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:58 | 1832630 myshadow
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The 5 bucks were just a trial balloon.  The mass defections were people who READ the fliers that came 6 weeks ago telling depositors about fees.  They plan to nickel and dime the remaining idiots for revenue.I ended a 31 year relationship and went to BECU.

The move has made me over $1000. just in fees I won't be assessed, and that isn't counting the ATM charges.  It is fees to be assessed or about to be, on checking and credit card accounts.

 

fuck them in the rear view mirror.

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:17 | 1832633 myshadow
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The 5 bucks were just a trial balloon. 

This move it to appear they are 'listening' to 'consumers.

Once people moved their funds they aren't coming back for '5 bucks'.

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:25 | 1832761 junkyardjack
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'- just how will the bank make money?'

I guess it depends on who they are making money for, there are probably plenty of golden parachutes still around.  I wonder what their bonus pool is looking like, can't lose the guys that bankrupted the joint right?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:39 | 1832507 HD
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We're saved!! Risk on!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832536 LookingWithAmazement
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Indeed, no crisis.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:08 | 1832680 fuu
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:39 | 1832508 CPL
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That's awfully white of them isn't it?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:49 | 1832585 Clueless Economist
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you are a racist Che

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:27 | 1836002 Hephasteus
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You are a loon.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:40 | 1832512 SheepDog-One
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'Just how will the bank make money'?

World War profiteering coming soon.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1832564 HelluvaEngineer
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Exactly.  BAC will be given Poland.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:57 | 1832629 Mike2756
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That's Russia, amurika be broke.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:14 | 1832721 Magnix
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The USA do not have the money to invade middle east, "The Great Event"...Its not gonna happen.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:47 | 1833504 Christophe2
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The USA (or banksters behind it all) can't afford NOT to have a war, and besides they have been planning it for centuries (ex: free mason Albert Pike and his plan for 3 world wars).

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:36 | 1832804 goldfish1
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sorcha faal has credibility?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:56 | 1832620 SheepDog-One
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Theyre getting ready for the big one, Iran, plus Russia and China enter into that.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:02 | 1832650 cbxer55
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That would be the war to end all wars, right.

Just where is the Antichrist when you need him?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:24 | 1832755 fuu
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See Lloyd.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:58 | 1832628 Smiddywesson
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"Just how will the bank make money?"

It won't, and it's all Reggie's fault and those rabble rousers on Zero Hedge.  Damn them, they're nothing but..er, well, rabble!

SD1 is right, the only way out for them is war (again).

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:02 | 1832646 SheepDog-One
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:40 | 1832513 JW n FL
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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1832552 JW n FL
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    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:45 | 1832516 hedgeless_horseman
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    ...how will the bank make money?

    Buy making change, of course. 

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4258/saturday-night-live-first-citywide-change-bank-1

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832517 Dr. Engali
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    It will follow MF global's lead and steal it. It's legal to do that now. As long as you are politically connected.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1832519 traditionalfunds
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    Don't worry BAC longs, they'll recoup the planned income from the loss of the debit fee with less transparent nickel & diming.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1832520 Ralph Spoilsport
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    Just how will the bank make money?

    Making money isn't the plan really. Trashing the USD and confiscating our savings and assetts is the long-term plan.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:44 | 1832542 Spastica Rex
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    The grift is never about the game the mark get's to play.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:52 | 1833148 kito
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    how are those postal layoffs coming spastica?

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 17:17 | 1834340 Spastica Rex
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    Did they cancel them? I missed the memo again.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:27 | 1832769 SheepDog-One
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    Anyone still left in BAC accounts deserves it.

    Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:30 | 1836004 Hephasteus
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    The system shares a few scraps of the joys of complexity with a few. To use them as cannon fodder. They are so hopelessly enamored by the system they will fight to protect it.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1832523 The Big Ching-aso
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    How will the banks make money?

    Easy.    A quick call to Uncle Ben.   Instant Money.

     

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:54 | 1832609 HD
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    I called him too. All I got was some instant rice.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:11 | 1832917 Chrome Child
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    ZING.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:42 | 1832524 radarsentinel
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    Thanks to the Netflix model of doing business we can extrapolate they were losing a ton of customers.I'm sure Bove will be on shortly to tell us how bullish this really is.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:42 | 1832525 ArkansasAngie
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    Dang ... you guys can't  take a joke

    We was kidding.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:42 | 1832528 ABG LINE
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    Lol!

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832534 Comay Mierda
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    its too late to apologize... its tooo laaaaaaaaaaaaate

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:44 | 1832541 The Big Ching-aso
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    Bank of Apology?

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:43 | 1832537 Spastica Rex
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    No need for National Bank Transfer day anymore. BAC saved!

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:44 | 1832544 Gene Parmesan
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    F BOA

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1832566 haskelslocal
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    Feather Boa?

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:44 | 1832547 franzpick
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    Bad karma around the $5 fee; it's where their stock is headed next, and below which it will remain.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:44 | 1832548 Ruffcut
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    If they give me a nice toaster, 100 bucks, and a super coffee machine, I'll open an account. 

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1832568 thechainrule
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    margaritaville for a merrill lynch brokerage? 

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1832571 The Big Ching-aso
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    Ya sounds good.   But you won't be able to close it without early termination penalties like a 30-06 in the brain pan.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1832555 treemagnet
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    BAC ain't a bank....its a prop desk with a retail division catering to customers they can fuck over with no fear of reprisal.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1832559 haskelslocal
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    We shouldn't care if it makes money. It will not make money. Credit is rolled up and reality trumps shadow banking. Prop up TBTF all you want... The scam humpties will still have a great fall receeding to the mean....

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:56 | 1832567 I am a Man I am...
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    sounded like such a great fucking idea in the conference room, didn't it boys?

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1832569 curbyourrisk
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    Fuck them anyway.  Keep the money walking.  Move to CREDIT UNIONS......

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:34 | 1832797 Magnix
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    Create your own bank up in the attic, under the ground, behind the wall, etc. and , stock up gold/silver!

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1832570 SecondComing
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    BoA, realizing it has over-penetrated, practices withdrawal.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1832572 SunBlaster
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    It should start trading features! I heard there is space avaliable.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1832574 Shizzmoney
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    This was 1 month too late- the proposed "Bank Transfer Day" is still going to happen, and even them taking-away-the-fee-they-were-going-to-charge-if-it-wasn't-for-a-potential-BAC-bank-run won't stop people going on tilt and mucking their accounts. 

    I did yesterday, it felt awesome. 

    They'll still try to nickle-and-dime customers.  A monthly fee for checking, usually around $10-$12, went up to $15 without anybody telling me.

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:49 | 1832575 TheLooza
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    well, if BOA is following the Netflix model closely, next up should be an abortive attempt to separate into two companies their in person bank teller business from their ATM machine business.  You will need different ids and separately funded accounts to withdraw from one or the other.  The future bitchez!

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:49 | 1832584 Vincent Vega
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    Awaiting headline that says: BofA drops $5.00

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:50 | 1832589 azzhatter
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    Oh good, I'll be down to open an account this afternoon- fucking shithead bank

    Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:50 | 1832593 slewie the pi-rat
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    L0L!!! no soup for BAC!!!

    they make money 2 old-fashioned wayz
    1: they get it from warren B
    2: they STEAL it

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