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and BAC is reluctant to go below $5.00, bouncing there, but artificially held up?
Once the stock goes below 5 the margin requirements are different.
A corresponding drop in BAC would put it below $4!
Dont go chasing waterfalls! - Sing it Bitchez!
I beg to differ BAC. Santa IS coming. It's just that some of us asked him for a world without well BAC for one thing. Byee.
Just minutes before dropping below the 5$. Amazing timing Tyler.
This is BAC hopium for 950, otherwise BAC stock at $2 will stick out like a sore thumb if S&P is at 1200.
Good-bye BAC. Nice kowin' ya!!
at 950 BAC may be worth -$25
Methinks 5 is more psychological than 'artificially held up' but I suppose there is nothing that can surprise anymore.
BAC is out of ideas. They should go the Japan route and shell out some Au to their investors.
BAC breaks $5 and my FAZ jumps .50
DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER BAC, DIE!!!
Isn't the plan to kill BAC before SP will reach 950?
Coal for Xmas, bitchez
Just give out stock in BAC to those you don't like.
And puts for those you love.
That might be the most valuable thing in my stocking this year.
yeah the better coal MLPs have risen during this market
That $5 price on BAC is a tough nut to crack. Only a matter of time.
- Only 950 on SAP? Sure, turn off the gravy fiat faucet and we'll see reality. Gotta love the yields on our fiat paper, unfkingbelievable.
funny, and this prediction coming from the grinch who stole the economy.............
All of your presents have been rehypothecated!
the real Grinch is CHaSE
different heads, same body
So now, because their stock has dropped 50%, they decide everyone elses should as well?
You got to love these guys...bankers, can't live with them...CAN live without them....!
I see Wall St bankers LOVE '50% chance of...'
Same as my standing odds-on 50% chance I'll shag Jennifer Love Hewitt by New Years Day....50% either it will, or it wont.
Dude, my prayers are with you to succeed. Everyone give a greenie to SheepDog-One and share the love.
50% huh? My calcs say 50.62498%. May we round up?
Shit, they can pay me to say that too. "Eh, 50-50 if you ask me". Just like the guy in CNBC the other day asking about market predictions. He said that that "market will go up, but some time in the future."
is 950 a good time to get back-in the market? Been sitting idle for over a year now. Some how I felt my money wasn't safe within the system.
It is if you want to invest in some monkeys fucking footballs.
What ever gave you that idea? Tee Hee
depends how long it takes to get there
"Paging Jon Corzine, you're wanted at the prop desk, STAT!"
GOOD! CRASH IT!
AHHHH HA HA HA HAAAA! Hey wheres Robo? Trying to light his lump of coal on fire for heat?
No luck -- his cat peed on the matches!
Hilarious that all these financial institutions who are supposed to be the smart financial guys are themselves imploding because they don't know what the fuck they are doing
SomeChristmas cheer for all of the BAC holders! Christmas Silver video
One, there are bonsuses to be disbursed. Two, everyone likes to feel good at Christmas. We won't go down too far unless someone frontruns January!
Everyone around me is pissed off about Christmas.
Try attending a less radical Synagogue.
Where is Warren when you need him:)) ?
Burn, baby, burn. I am tired of waiting. Let's get this party started!
According to the Trader's Almanac, Santa's failure to show tends to precede bear markets.
Well, considering the new phase of the bear market started in May, that's probably correct.
Tradebot market prop-job currently underway.
...that "infinite number of bids at $5.00" on BAC is our taxes working productively / sarc
I'd like to know how much money we have spent to keep the S&P above 1209 today, and BAC above $5?
Then again, perhaps for the sake of my sanity, I don't want to know.
Probably a little less than $1 billion. Not much in the larger scheme of things.
Hard for Santa to show up as Europe and China both burn.
'Boo hoo hoo, we're fallin, so everything else will fall too, then we wont look so bad and we'll get free money from Bennie'.
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