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With Bank Of America On The Verge Of Breaching $5.00, Our Question Of The Day Is...

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... how many of the top 50 holders presented below, will be forced to sell once we get a 4 handle? We are certain of one thing, however: Paulson's LP are simply delighted that he added to his loser position in BAC. Delighted.

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926706 FubarNation
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Boofat just has to make a call to the long legged mack daddy so he is cool.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926733 redpill
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Hey Uncle Warren, want to exercise those $7.14 warrants?  Bahahahahaaha

 

By the way, did we ever find out who this was?

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:25 | 1926777 nope-1004
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BAC = cadaver held up with printed linen.

Good bye BAC!!

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:26 | 1926785 Conrad Murray
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Weekend at Benny's?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926821 Dr. Richard Head
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I am waiting for Bathtubs at Berkshire to hit OnDemand.  Not worth seeing it in theaters.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926823 nope-1004
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Just a friendly reminder of how classy BAC is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYW0H7-c_w

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926848 SHEEPFUKKER
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Uncle Warrant. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:17 | 1927895 Carlyle Groupie
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Uncle Robo.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926857 redpill
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And could we forget?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K7p3kZO9c

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 02:32 | 1928942 slvrizgold
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+1000 That's an excellent youtube link nope-1004

CHECK IT OUT.    B of A is spamming internet and bashing PMs and PM advocates.    They can suck my big raging silver dick.   And guess what, its antimicrobial so it will kill all the germs in their dirty mouth.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:58 | 1927012 Sunset chaser
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I hope it doesn't gap through $5 overnight. I want to see the trading action right around there.

It might be possible to push the market around here or there occasionally, but in the end the market is too big for any one person or entity, even in this day of extreme wealth distributions. All the kings horses and all the kings men might try to hold BAC above this crucial point, but in the end the technical situation suggest BAC might be headed towards a date with BAnkrupCy.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926813 Deadpool
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glad I only own 26,925,000 to keep off the list....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:55 | 1926987 Nothing To See Here
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Puts you right below Bear Stearns then. Wait, didnt they go bankrupt in 2008?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926825 Future Tense
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I live in Charlotte (BAC headquarters) and just told my girlfriend that BAC is going under $5 on its way to zero.  She told me she would rather buy 7 snow man mugs that she was looking at online for $5 over a BAC share.  Maybe $1 will bring some buying power back in.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:48 | 1926920 ucsbcanuck
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IPIC will save BAC.

http://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/blog/bank_notes/2011/11/ipic-group-offers-to-buy-500-million.html

Failing that, there will be a new directive to stop naked shorting. You know it will happen soon. They can't allow BAC to drop below $5.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:23 | 1927453 Messianic
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...And who the hell is IPIC?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:51 | 1927826 gmrpeabody
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Idiot Pukes In Congress..., I guess.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 22:23 | 1928324 Catflappo
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Not sure, but you can let them know they are filled at $6.00    -   may even be able to buy more there, and may even be able to sharpen the pencil oni their price for them

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 22:43 | 1928358 ucsbcanuck
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No clue - I was being sarcastic of course. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 20:25 | 1928061 UnderDeGun
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Internet Pwners Initiating Confusion

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1926930 Doña K
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That's just so easy.

Do a 50/1 reverse split and everything is back to normal.

What's wrong? 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:39 | 1927520 Freddie
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I would love to have one of those Black Monday $2 Chinese waffle irons.  I would toss it in Buffett's bath while he was bathing and thinking of new SCAMS. 

F***king evil old Democrat sh**t. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:19 | 1927897 Sheriff Douchen...
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Freddie you rule.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 01:05 | 1928740 DeadFred
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Tough choice green for the delightful imagery or red for thinking Democrats are much different from the other guys. Went for green.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:16 | 1932768 Mo Bius
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926707 MsCreant
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I'd just flush at this point, but it will clog things up horribly if I do so.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926716 CPL
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Look at Apple.  All large blocks dumping it.

 

Rats leaving retail and pensions in the hard place.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:22 | 1926759 SheepDog-One
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Everything I see going on, including the multiple articles from everywhere hyping QE, tells me the rats are desperate to dump and get the hell out.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:29 | 1926810 CPL
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Same here, french, english, chinese, russian...all pointing the same direction.  Nobody on teh top end believes QE 3 is coming, they are just using MSM to give themselves a chance to get out of the way.

 

Big assed smoke screen. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:46 | 1926906 Spastica Rex
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What sudden catastrophic failure might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOYObwBZLc

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:02 | 1927035 Nothing To See Here
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I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard, thanks bud

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:44 | 1927261 kito
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:09 | 1927655 Spastica Rex
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I don't think you've won quite yet, but I think you soon will.

However, I also think that lots of government funded "services" we take for granted will in the longer term disappear. Examples include the postal service, comprehensive public schooling, and public transportation. Whether that's good or bad is a matter of interpretation.

But yeah - you win.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:45 | 1927976 kito
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shall i designate a drop off zone for my prize?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:41 | 1930702 Spastica Rex
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Sure.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:51 | 1927990 BigSkyBear
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Sounds like the Euro Fiasco...every day or two it is another rumor of a bailout to save the Eurozone.

 

"Sell the rumor...Buy the facts BITCHEZ!!!!"

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:27 | 1926789 madcuban
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It would just go into a septic system anyway and boil back up later after everyone pretends it is all gone and everything is ok.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926710 1835jackson
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Feb 2012 put options bought months ago for $5 handle....BAC is SOL

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:19 | 1926736 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1926799 redpill
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Five

Five doller

Five dollar big baannnnkkk

 

I think I'll have a sandwich instead.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926815 CPL
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Even a five dollar footlong is 5.75 with tax.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926822 hedgeless_horseman
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IN WARREN WE TRUST.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1926843 nope-1004
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IN WARREN WE TRUST.  EVERYONE ELSE IS FAIR GAME TO STEAL FROM.

There... fixed it for ya!

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:45 | 1926899 kito
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question: has grandpa warren ever invested a billion dollars or more in a company that went belly up?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1926935 topcallingtroll
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Nope

And this one wont either. I am sure he was given an illegal promise of a government backstop. It is TBTF.

I AM A BUYER WITH A THREE HANDLE.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926827 The Shootist
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How long have you been waiting to use this?! Lol, it's been a long, drawn out death.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926846 hedgeless_horseman
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Considering the rate of return on the premium it hasn't been that long, and so one can afford to wait.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:43 | 1926887 Potemkin Villag...
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He's BIG BANK HANK he'e everywhere!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:10 | 1927079 aerojet
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Luckily, McD's still has a dollar menu, don't they?  You might some change with your cheeseburger and fries.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:21 | 1927904 Sheriff Douchen...
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Dude - up here in Canada a small fries at Wendys (off the value menu) is up at $1.89. A brother like me (see my avatar) can't survive at prices like that.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 21:28 | 1928198 UnderDeGun
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With my Feb BAC puts and FAZ accumulation --- it, it IS beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 

(music swells)

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look at the news at Ten, their saying once again,
"The Euros a mess and banks are falling low."

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss,
The Fed has fun in store,
But the prettiest sights to see are the PUTs on your options tree
When B-A-C hits the floor.

A bag full ammo and loot and pistols in their boots
Is the wish of Zero Hedge's darling men;
Bunds that go kerplop and serious market shock
Is not the hope of Henery and Ben;
While Harlequin and Redpill yell "let it spin!"

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's FAZ growing on the swell, looking to turn into gold as well,
The physical kind that cares not what the markets sows.

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the arrow and the sting
Piercing through Goldman's heart.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926711 Irish66
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Blackrock is on everyone of these stocks that fall

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:20 | 1926749 CvlDobd
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This is a stupid comment. the worlds largest asset manager (closet indexer) is going to be on every list until it all ends. I bet you'd be surprised to see BAC in XLF.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926812 Irish66
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if you could read between the lines, it implies something

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926839 Dr. Richard Head
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Considering "asset" purchases by the Fed to circle jerk back into Treasuries, I think it would imply Treasuries are FUCKED too?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926856 CvlDobd
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I disagree with the premise that bad stocks in BLK funds means the company is screwed. Just those that invest in their funds.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926713 death_to_fed_tyranny
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Bank Of Deceit. Bank of Shame. DIE BAC!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:16 | 1926715 Stack Trace
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Hey, $5 is above $3. This stock has almost doubled since 2009! /sarc off

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:16 | 1926717 Tsar Pointless
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Uncle Warren will soon need smelling salts to keep him from drowning while he soaks in his bath salts.

I'm sure Becky Squick is right there to ass-ist him.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:21 | 1926752 ReallySparky
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Okay for weeks there have been references to Warren in the Bath.  Can someone provide a link to what you guys are refferring too?  I must have missed the story.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:26 | 1926786 dumpster
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really sparky

 

warren bath tub is what google is all about .

try it .. lets your fingers do the walking ..

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926828 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This is a good point of topic.  He was speaking Illuminatti for,

I am going to take a wash on this investment, because I can, bitchez

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:47 | 1926911 Potemkin Villag...
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Here's your HOTLINK to that...

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:12 | 1927286 baby_BLYTHE
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Alan Greenspan also wrote his memoirs while soaking in the bath. It is a tradition of the illuminant to immerse themselves in a pool of their own filth while they plot to shit on the world

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:22 | 1926756 stock trout
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Uncle Warren has nothing to worry about. His investment is firmly backed by me, others like me, and our children and grandchildren...ie. the US taxpayer.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:49 | 1926928 Potemkin Villag...
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So I guess that makes me an unwitting contributer to the EUGENICS movement... I should be ashamed of myself (assuming my tax bill is fully paid & up to date)...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:10 | 1927667 brew
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when BAC goes to $2 there will be some baby ruth bars floating in the tub...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926718 SheepDog-One
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My question is not concerning who would have to sell....but who would there be to sell to?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926720 LawsofPhysics
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...do you want to buy my December puts?   LOL - all the way to the bank - thanks ZH.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 22:09 | 1928292 Catflappo
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well, as long as it is not BAC you are LOLing all the way to....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:18 | 1926723 Concentrated po...
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going

 

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926725 Johnny Yuma
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$2.53 here we come! 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:18 | 1926729 Comay Mierda
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Reverse split, bitchez

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:19 | 1926731 JailBank
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Every time BAC gets down near $5 it magically comes back to life. Somebody must like it at the FED.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926767 traderjoe
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'They' will not go quietly, nor without a fight.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:51 | 1926947 ucsbcanuck
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IPIC - anyone know anything about these guys:

http://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/blog/bank_notes/2011/11/ipic-group-offers-to-buy-500-million.html

You know they can't allow it to drop below $5. Can you imagine the trouble if it does? Too many big names own BAC. Too many well-connected names.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:19 | 1926732 youngman
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Who is going to pay on all of their CDS´s????  Maybe they can borrow some of the USA cash from AIG....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:07 | 1927867 Amish Hacker
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Nobody's going to have to pay out on the swaps, since any default will be declared "voluntary," and therefore won't be a triggering event.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:19 | 1926738 Seer
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Financial institutions owning stock in other financial institutions.  Just one big circle-jerk.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:45 | 1926904 Grinder74
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Is that like a Sandusky football drill?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:20 | 1926741 stop.snitching
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Awwww yeahhhhhh Muddy Waters on CNBC!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:20 | 1926742 Cleanclog
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Bank on the Bleeder (back in the day, the ditty was "Bank on the Leader")

Too bad they bought the bullshop.  Needed a bear.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:20 | 1926746 traderjoe
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All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:21 | 1926754 Bruce Krasting
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Bear Stearns owns 27mm shares?? (last on list)

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926837 Sunset chaser
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They might have to file for bankruptcy over this one.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:40 | 1926870 Deadpool
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add those to JPM's pile.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:46 | 1926907 Blano
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Yeah I was laughing at that one.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:16 | 1927413 luckylogger
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Same here-- Can you f*&)^g believe it.

Bear  sterns owns the biggest tbtf bank stock......

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:21 | 1926757 kloot
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and to happen when the spy's are green for the majority of the day. wow

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:21 | 1926758 treemagnet
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Answer: none.

Why?  Because when limits and rules are breached, they just ignore them or make new ones. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:22 | 1926760 Carlyle Groupie
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Buy buy Ms. Bank of American pie,
Drove my Bentley to the discount window and the white shoes were gettin high,
Singing (chorus) "soon will be the day when it di-ay-ay's".

Get your guns and gold bitchez!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:23 | 1926764 brucef9321
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why would they be forced to sell at $5.00?

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926773 Everybodys All ...
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equities that trade below 5 are no longer marginable.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926781 SheepDog-One
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Funds and municipalities and all that can not own stocks under $5, theyre a different class of stocks, not marginable, and considered less stable. Theyre supposed to have more solid assets.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1926793 bob_dabolina
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Normally mutual funds dump at @ $5 and most have rules that prohibit them from holding below the $5 level

Stocks trading @ $5 or less are also classified as penny stocks

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:41 | 1926877 Deadpool
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expect 10:1 reverse split like C did. lot's of HFT in mean time.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:26 | 1926765 Everybodys All ...
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BAC is the linchpin on the entire market right now IMO and most traders are well aware of where it is trading..

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1926798 Tsar Pointless
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Agreed.

BAC was *the* reason for the BS rally back in October, and it was the reason for the "Europe is saved again - Edition 230" yesterday.

It will go below $5 tomorrow, if not today. After that, tilt - game over! You lose.

And so do I.

Same as it ever was.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:33 | 1927494 azusgm
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Gotta post it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=I1wg1DNHbNU

 

 

http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=pxfpopzy

Talking Heads
Once in a Lifetime (1984)
Once In A Lifetime

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:40 | 1926872 Sunset chaser
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The relative weakness is very obvious today too. I wonder....if it breaks below $5 will it be violent, hard, and sudden, or will it just drift through and below.

Hard to imagine it would be the latter. Instead it seems more likely that there are a lot of stops (both in place and mental) right around there.

But then again, do any of these funds really have to sell if it breaks below $5?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:45 | 1926897 Tsar Pointless
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Sunset chaser, I imagine that's what they were doing since Sunday afternoon when the futures went to the moon.

That rhymed. Such a poet.

Once BAC goes below $5, the panic to get out will be immeasurable.

It won't take long until BAC is below $4.

Elevator straight down to zero.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:14 | 1927101 HungrySeagull
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Elevators are good to the last drop dontcha know?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:53 | 1926971 Everybodys All ...
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There will be a battle drawn on this stock at $5 because it is so vital to the market. Definately worth watchng. Forced selling is going to be as stealth as they can make it look. Make no mistake this is going to eventually test Dodd-Frank. It is my contention Mr. Frank decided not to run because he knows his bill is a cluster and that tax payor funds will be once again needed. Good luck trading.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:18 | 1927121 scatterbrains
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and on a technical basis, what ever that's worth, BAC's RSI weekly basis suggests it's about to launch higher if only temporarily.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926768 yogibear
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Maybe Bank of America can rename and become Bank of Mexico. There are plenty of Drug lords looking to launder money. Giving Credit cards without Social Security numbers was a start for BAC.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:42 | 1926883 Deadpool
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or just back to original name: Bank of Italy. same rep.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926771 Josh Randall
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$2 stocks rock because it doesn't take long to double your money...right?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926772 non_anon
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where's Ken Lewis when you need him

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:40 | 1926874 willien1derland
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Ken Lewis is with Angelo Mozillo - they went half on a BOGO Free tanning offer...I wonder if 'Bennie & The Timms' do not intercede does Monyihan invoke the 'CountryWide Financial' NUCLEAR BANKRUPTCY OPTION? -

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926774 Its the Vatican...
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When is the Muddy Waters report on THESE guys coming out?

I'm not a proffesional analyst, but I have this really eerie feeling that BAC is just as fraudulent as your average Chinese junior...

...nah, couldn't be. What am I thinking? <shakes head> 

Anybody know who's favored in the Eagles game on Thursday night?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926850 Duuude
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Not Andy

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:25 | 1926778 slaughterer
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This rule that institutions cannot hold stocks trading below $5 is not as inflexible as you think.  

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:27 | 1926791 SheepDog-One
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Well Im sure that if a stock happens to drop under $5 they dont have to by rule liquidate it within the hour or they lose it all, but it presents problems.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:05 | 1927648 Freddie
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Check out all the NY state pension plans that own this bag of shit.  The NY Teachers, the NY State plan.

Under $5 and they will have to dump it. I would like to go into a BAC lobby and take a dump.  BAC - favorite bank of illegal aliens.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926824 redux2redux
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Kind of like the line from the Pirates of the Caribbean on the 'Pirate Code'.

 

the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 20:23 | 1928056 Jackfish
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Which of course, was lifted directly from Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman: "I have a rule about slereping with possessed clients"

Sigourney Weaver as Dana starts to kiss him aggressively.

"It's actually more of a guideline...."

 

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:26 | 1926788 RobotTrader
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Bring back Hugh McColl!!

Otherwise,

"Bathtub Becky" will have to give Uncle Warren another "slobber-bobber" to calm his nerves.

Or invite Michelle C-Squared to join in to smother his face and put him out of his misery.

LOL.....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1926796 SheepDog-One
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Dang, and you were so hyped up about the financials just a few days ago...

LOL...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926834 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I think Robo bought Financials and retail a few weeks ago.

Got TIF for the holidays?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1926840 Vergeltung
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I gave you +1 for the imagery.

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:27 | 1926792 Sunset chaser
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Some pretty big names on that list Tyler. Looks like this could be a big step towards a changing of the guard as far as financial dominance is concerned.

$50B in market cap against $2T in debts? We about got ourselves a deer in the headlights moment for damn sure.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:29 | 1926804 yogibear
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Corzine is looking for another job dealing with money. Here's your chance BAC.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:29 | 1926808 swissaustrian
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The who is who of wall street idiocy.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926814 s2man
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Day Low $5.03

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926817 junkyardjack
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And I just ran out of popcorn, time to reup

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926819 bania
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I just can't seem to shake their name BATH OF AMERICA.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926826 Tsar Pointless
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BAC went from 5.25 down to 5.03 today.

I say let it get to around $5.11 to $5.14, roughly the 38.2% and 50% retrace marks.

Then watch as hilarity ensues and gravity does its thing.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926829 RobD
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It looks like the ppt had to come off the bench a little early today. Ramp time! Just in time to lift BAC.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926831 Sigma X
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The definition of penny stock is now anything that breaks the buck, ever-worthless though it may be....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:43 | 1926886 willien1derland
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in Nominal or Real terms...just trying to make a case for QE3...I mean what will Brian Sacks do - POMO & QE3 - Perfect together...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:27 | 1927942 Sheriff Douchen...
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+1 for Sigma's avatar

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926833 apberusdisvet
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Yea though I walk through the shadow of death, the Bernank and uncle Warren are with me; I will fear no evil regulators or dumb sheeple.

<sign above the door to the Executive Circle Jerk Room at BAC HQ>

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926836 surf0766
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Honest Question. How much selling of BAC kicks in at $4.99 ? Is there anyway to really know?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1926844 sullymandias
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I see JPM on that list at least three times, including the Bear Sterns entry at the bottom.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926847 TooBearish
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5$ will be defended aggressively- maybe a dip below to trap momo shorts but will be defended.........

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926849 Jonas Parker
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Funny! I didn't see Lehman Brothers on that list...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:56 | 1926995 Potemkin Villag...
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Has CALPERS ever invested in anything that went up?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926852 jcaz
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Nah, $5 is the new $50.....

Oh wait, that's right-  just like Uncle Citibank- cue reverse split.........

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926854 Teamtc321
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Audit The Federal Reserve Reveals 16 Trillion in Secret Bailouts

 

The list of institutions that received the most money from the Federal Reserve can be found on page 131 of the GAO Audit and are as follows..

Citigroup: $2.5 trillion ($2,500,000,000,000)
Morgan Stanley: $2.04 trillion ($2,040,000,000,000)
Merrill Lynch: $1.949 trillion ($1,949,000,000,000)
Bank of America: $1.344 trillion ($1,344,000,000,000)
Barclays PLC (United Kingdom): $868 billion ($868,000,000,000)
Bear Sterns: $853 billion ($853,000,000,000)
Goldman Sachs: $814 billion ($814,000,000,000)
Royal Bank of Scotland (UK): $541 billion ($541,000,000,000)
JP Morgan Chase: $391 billion ($391,000,000,000)
Deutsche Bank (Germany): $354 billion ($354,000,000,000)
UBS (Switzerland): $287 billion ($287,000,000,000)
Credit Suisse (Switzerland): $262 billion ($262,000,000,000)
Lehman Brothers: $183 billion ($183,000,000,000)
Bank of Scotland (United Kingdom): $181 billion ($181,000,000,000)
BNP Paribas (France): $175 billion ($175,000,000,000)
and many many more including banks in Belgium of all places
View the 266-page GAO audit of the Federal Reserve(July 21st, 2011):http://www.scribd.com/doc/60553686/GAO-Fed-Investigation

Source: http://www.gao.gov/products/GAO-11-696
FULL PDF on GAO server: http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d11696.pdf
Senator Sander’s Article: http://sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/news/?id=9e2a4ea8-6e73-4b...
www.unelected.org

 

http://www.dailypaul.com/188540/audit-teh-federal-reserve-reveals-16-trillion-in-secret-bailouts

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:52 | 1926962 JohnFrodo
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When you say bailout, is this a pure gift, or will money be returned?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:55 | 1926991 Deadpool
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returned? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHH                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:35 | 1927217 ucsbcanuck
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Mix it up like the Joker, Deadpool i.e.

Hahahaha

Hahaha

Ha

Hoo

Hee Hee

Ho

(smile)

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:57 | 1927621 azusgm
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$853,000,000,000 to Bear Stearns.

When?

Has Bear Stearns morphed into the Fed's BS fund that rigs the market? How do you get rid of a zombie?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:41 | 1926859 grunk
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American Airlines,

Bank of America,

American International Group,

United States of America.

I'm seeing a pattern.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:58 | 1927010 Potemkin Villag...
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America! Fuck yea!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:37 | 1926863 azzhatter
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Dickless Bove heard on CNBC saying- If I could buy shares in any company it would be BAC.  I'd even sell my Bear Stearns and Lehman stock to get BAC

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:58 | 1927011 Pancho Villa
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I would love to know what Bove *really* has in his personal portfolio. If he has followed his own public advice, he must be practically broke.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:40 | 1926866 youngman
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If it goes below $5...just wait for the end of quarter window dressing...no one will want to be on that list...and who will cover.....probably the ECB thru the IMF fund being backed by the Japanese , Chinese, Brazil, and the USA...and teh Yoblonsky Brothers from New Jersey

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:40 | 1926867 yogibear
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How about a reverse split? How about a 10 to 1 reverse? Start from a new high.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:41 | 1926878 Dr. Engali
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Bac will be a $50.00 after the reverse split. Of course they will have to do it again sometime down the road. But the important thing is that the institutions won't have to dump this extremely valuable company.

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