With Bank Of America On The Verge Of Breaching $5.00, Our Question Of The Day Is...

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... how many of the top 50 holders presented below, will be forced to sell once we get a 4 handle? We are certain of one thing, however: Paulson's LP are simply delighted that he added to his loser position in BAC. Delighted.

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1926706 FubarNation
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Boofat just has to make a call to the long legged mack daddy so he is cool.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:24 | 1926733 redpill
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Hey Uncle Warren, want to exercise those $7.14 warrants?  Bahahahahaaha

 

By the way, did we ever find out who this was?

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:25 | 1926777 nope-1004
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BAC = cadaver held up with printed linen.

Good bye BAC!!

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:26 | 1926785 Conrad Murray
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Weekend at Benny's?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:31 | 1926821 Dr. Richard Head
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I am waiting for Bathtubs at Berkshire to hit OnDemand.  Not worth seeing it in theaters.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:32 | 1926823 nope-1004
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Just a friendly reminder of how classy BAC is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYW0H7-c_w

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:35 | 1926848 SHEEPFUKKER
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Uncle Warrant. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:17 | 1927895 Carlyle Groupie
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Uncle Robo.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:36 | 1926857 redpill
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And could we forget?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K7p3kZO9c

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 01:32 | 1928942 slvrizgold
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+1000 That's an excellent youtube link nope-1004

CHECK IT OUT.    B of A is spamming internet and bashing PMs and PM advocates.    They can suck my big raging silver dick.   And guess what, its antimicrobial so it will kill all the germs in their dirty mouth.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:58 | 1927012 Sunset chaser
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I hope it doesn't gap through $5 overnight. I want to see the trading action right around there.

It might be possible to push the market around here or there occasionally, but in the end the market is too big for any one person or entity, even in this day of extreme wealth distributions. All the kings horses and all the kings men might try to hold BAC above this crucial point, but in the end the technical situation suggest BAC might be headed towards a date with BAnkrupCy.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:30 | 1926813 Deadpool
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glad I only own 26,925,000 to keep off the list....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:55 | 1926987 Nothing To See Here
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Puts you right below Bear Stearns then. Wait, didnt they go bankrupt in 2008?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:32 | 1926825 Future Tense
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I live in Charlotte (BAC headquarters) and just told my girlfriend that BAC is going under $5 on its way to zero.  She told me she would rather buy 7 snow man mugs that she was looking at online for $5 over a BAC share.  Maybe $1 will bring some buying power back in.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:48 | 1926920 ucsbcanuck
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IPIC will save BAC.

http://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/blog/bank_notes/2011/11/ipic-group-offers-to-buy-500-million.html

Failing that, there will be a new directive to stop naked shorting. You know it will happen soon. They can't allow BAC to drop below $5.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:23 | 1927453 Messianic
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...And who the hell is IPIC?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:51 | 1927826 gmrpeabody
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Idiot Pukes In Congress..., I guess.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 21:23 | 1928324 Catflappo
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Not sure, but you can let them know they are filled at $6.00    -   may even be able to buy more there, and may even be able to sharpen the pencil oni their price for them

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 21:43 | 1928358 ucsbcanuck
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No clue - I was being sarcastic of course. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:25 | 1928061 UnderDeGun
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Internet Pwners Initiating Confusion

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:50 | 1926930 Doña K
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That's just so easy.

Do a 50/1 reverse split and everything is back to normal.

What's wrong? 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:39 | 1927520 Freddie
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I would love to have one of those Black Monday $2 Chinese waffle irons.  I would toss it in Buffett's bath while he was bathing and thinking of new SCAMS. 

F***king evil old Democrat sh**t. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:19 | 1927897 Sheriff Douchen...
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Freddie you rule.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 00:05 | 1928740 DeadFred
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Tough choice green for the delightful imagery or red for thinking Democrats are much different from the other guys. Went for green.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:16 | 1932768 Mo Bius
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1926707 MsCreant
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I'd just flush at this point, but it will clog things up horribly if I do so.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:17 | 1926716 CPL
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Look at Apple.  All large blocks dumping it.

 

Rats leaving retail and pensions in the hard place.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:22 | 1926759 SheepDog-One
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Everything I see going on, including the multiple articles from everywhere hyping QE, tells me the rats are desperate to dump and get the hell out.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:29 | 1926810 CPL
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Same here, french, english, chinese, russian...all pointing the same direction.  Nobody on teh top end believes QE 3 is coming, they are just using MSM to give themselves a chance to get out of the way.

 

Big assed smoke screen. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:46 | 1926906 Spastica Rex
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What sudden catastrophic failure might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOYObwBZLc

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:02 | 1927035 Nothing To See Here
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I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard, thanks bud

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:44 | 1927261 kito
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:09 | 1927655 Spastica Rex
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I don't think you've won quite yet, but I think you soon will.

However, I also think that lots of government funded "services" we take for granted will in the longer term disappear. Examples include the postal service, comprehensive public schooling, and public transportation. Whether that's good or bad is a matter of interpretation.

But yeah - you win.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:45 | 1927976 kito
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shall i designate a drop off zone for my prize?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:41 | 1930702 Spastica Rex
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Sure.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:51 | 1927990 BigSkyBear
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Sounds like the Euro Fiasco...every day or two it is another rumor of a bailout to save the Eurozone.

 

"Sell the rumor...Buy the facts BITCHEZ!!!!"

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:27 | 1926789 madcuban
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It would just go into a septic system anyway and boil back up later after everyone pretends it is all gone and everything is ok.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1926710 1835jackson
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Feb 2012 put options bought months ago for $5 handle....BAC is SOL

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:19 | 1926736 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:28 | 1926799 redpill
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Five

Five doller

Five dollar big baannnnkkk

 

I think I'll have a sandwich instead.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:30 | 1926815 CPL
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Even a five dollar footlong is 5.75 with tax.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:31 | 1926822 hedgeless_horseman
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IN WARREN WE TRUST.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:34 | 1926843 nope-1004
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IN WARREN WE TRUST.  EVERYONE ELSE IS FAIR GAME TO STEAL FROM.

There... fixed it for ya!

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:45 | 1926899 kito
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question: has grandpa warren ever invested a billion dollars or more in a company that went belly up?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:50 | 1926935 topcallingtroll
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Nope

And this one wont either. I am sure he was given an illegal promise of a government backstop. It is TBTF.

I AM A BUYER WITH A THREE HANDLE.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:32 | 1926827 The Shootist
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How long have you been waiting to use this?! Lol, it's been a long, drawn out death.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:35 | 1926846 hedgeless_horseman
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Considering the rate of return on the premium it hasn't been that long, and so one can afford to wait.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:43 | 1926887 Potemkin Villag...
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He's BIG BANK HANK he'e everywhere!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:10 | 1927079 aerojet
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Luckily, McD's still has a dollar menu, don't they?  You might some change with your cheeseburger and fries.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:21 | 1927904 Sheriff Douchen...
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Dude - up here in Canada a small fries at Wendys (off the value menu) is up at $1.89. A brother like me (see my avatar) can't survive at prices like that.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 20:28 | 1928198 UnderDeGun
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With my Feb BAC puts and FAZ accumulation --- it, it IS beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 

(music swells)

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look at the news at Ten, their saying once again,
"The Euros a mess and banks are falling low."

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss,
The Fed has fun in store,
But the prettiest sights to see are the PUTs on your options tree
When B-A-C hits the floor.

A bag full ammo and loot and pistols in their boots
Is the wish of Zero Hedge's darling men;
Bunds that go kerplop and serious market shock
Is not the hope of Henery and Ben;
While Harlequin and Redpill yell "let it spin!"

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's FAZ growing on the swell, looking to turn into gold as well,
The physical kind that cares not what the markets sows.

It's beginning to look a lot like CDSmiss;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the arrow and the sting
Piercing through Goldman's heart.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1926711 Irish66
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Blackrock is on everyone of these stocks that fall

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:20 | 1926749 CvlDobd
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This is a stupid comment. the worlds largest asset manager (closet indexer) is going to be on every list until it all ends. I bet you'd be surprised to see BAC in XLF.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:30 | 1926812 Irish66
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if you could read between the lines, it implies something

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:33 | 1926839 Dr. Richard Head
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Considering "asset" purchases by the Fed to circle jerk back into Treasuries, I think it would imply Treasuries are FUCKED too?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:36 | 1926856 CvlDobd
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I disagree with the premise that bad stocks in BLK funds means the company is screwed. Just those that invest in their funds.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1926713 death_to_fed_tyranny
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Bank Of Deceit. Bank of Shame. DIE BAC!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:16 | 1926715 Stack Trace
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Hey, $5 is above $3. This stock has almost doubled since 2009! /sarc off

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:16 | 1926717 Tsar Pointless
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Uncle Warren will soon need smelling salts to keep him from drowning while he soaks in his bath salts.

I'm sure Becky Squick is right there to ass-ist him.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1926752 ReallySparky
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Okay for weeks there have been references to Warren in the Bath.  Can someone provide a link to what you guys are refferring too?  I must have missed the story.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:26 | 1926786 dumpster
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really sparky

 

warren bath tub is what google is all about .

try it .. lets your fingers do the walking ..

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:32 | 1926828 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This is a good point of topic.  He was speaking Illuminatti for,

I am going to take a wash on this investment, because I can, bitchez

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:47 | 1926911 Potemkin Villag...
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Here's your HOTLINK to that...

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:12 | 1927286 baby_BLYTHE
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Alan Greenspan also wrote his memoirs while soaking in the bath. It is a tradition of the illuminant to immerse themselves in a pool of their own filth while they plot to shit on the world

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:22 | 1926756 stock trout
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Uncle Warren has nothing to worry about. His investment is firmly backed by me, others like me, and our children and grandchildren...ie. the US taxpayer.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:49 | 1926928 Potemkin Villag...
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So I guess that makes me an unwitting contributer to the EUGENICS movement... I should be ashamed of myself (assuming my tax bill is fully paid & up to date)...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:10 | 1927667 brew
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when BAC goes to $2 there will be some baby ruth bars floating in the tub...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:17 | 1926718 SheepDog-One
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My question is not concerning who would have to sell....but who would there be to sell to?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:17 | 1926720 LawsofPhysics
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...do you want to buy my December puts?   LOL - all the way to the bank - thanks ZH.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 21:09 | 1928292 Catflappo
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well, as long as it is not BAC you are LOLing all the way to....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:18 | 1926723 Concentrated po...
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going

 

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:17 | 1926725 Johnny Yuma
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$2.53 here we come! 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:18 | 1926729 Comay Mierda
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Reverse split, bitchez

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:19 | 1926731 JailBank
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Every time BAC gets down near $5 it magically comes back to life. Somebody must like it at the FED.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:24 | 1926767 traderjoe
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'They' will not go quietly, nor without a fight.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:51 | 1926947 ucsbcanuck
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IPIC - anyone know anything about these guys:

http://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/blog/bank_notes/2011/11/ipic-group-offers-to-buy-500-million.html

You know they can't allow it to drop below $5. Can you imagine the trouble if it does? Too many big names own BAC. Too many well-connected names.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:19 | 1926732 youngman
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Who is going to pay on all of their CDS´s????  Maybe they can borrow some of the USA cash from AIG....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:07 | 1927867 Amish Hacker
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Nobody's going to have to pay out on the swaps, since any default will be declared "voluntary," and therefore won't be a triggering event.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:19 | 1926738 Seer
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Financial institutions owning stock in other financial institutions.  Just one big circle-jerk.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:45 | 1926904 Grinder74
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Is that like a Sandusky football drill?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:20 | 1926741 stop.snitching
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Awwww yeahhhhhh Muddy Waters on CNBC!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:20 | 1926742 Cleanclog
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Bank on the Bleeder (back in the day, the ditty was "Bank on the Leader")

Too bad they bought the bullshop.  Needed a bear.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:20 | 1926746 traderjoe
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All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1926754 Bruce Krasting
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Bear Stearns owns 27mm shares?? (last on list)

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:33 | 1926837 Sunset chaser
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They might have to file for bankruptcy over this one.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:40 | 1926870 Deadpool
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add those to JPM's pile.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:46 | 1926907 Blano
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Yeah I was laughing at that one.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:16 | 1927413 luckylogger
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Same here-- Can you f*&)^g believe it.

Bear  sterns owns the biggest tbtf bank stock......

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1926757 kloot
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and to happen when the spy's are green for the majority of the day. wow

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1926758 treemagnet
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Answer: none.

Why?  Because when limits and rules are breached, they just ignore them or make new ones. 

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