With Bank Of America On The Verge Of Breaching $5.00, Our Question Of The Day Is...

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926706 FubarNation
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Boofat just has to make a call to the long legged mack daddy so he is cool.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926733 redpill
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Hey Uncle Warren, want to exercise those $7.14 warrants?  Bahahahahaaha


By the way, did we ever find out who this was?


Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:25 | 1926777 nope-1004
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BAC = cadaver held up with printed linen.

Good bye BAC!!


Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:26 | 1926785 Conrad Murray
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Weekend at Benny's?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926821 Dr. Richard Head
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I am waiting for Bathtubs at Berkshire to hit OnDemand.  Not worth seeing it in theaters.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926823 nope-1004
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Just a friendly reminder of how classy BAC is.



Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926848 SHEEPFUKKER

Uncle Warrant. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:17 | 1927895 Carlyle Groupie
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Uncle Robo.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:36 | 1926857 redpill
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And could we forget?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K7p3kZO9c


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 02:32 | 1928942 slvrizgold
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+1000 That's an excellent youtube link nope-1004

CHECK IT OUT.    B of A is spamming internet and bashing PMs and PM advocates.    They can suck my big raging silver dick.   And guess what, its antimicrobial so it will kill all the germs in their dirty mouth.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:58 | 1927012 Sunset chaser
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I hope it doesn't gap through $5 overnight. I want to see the trading action right around there.

It might be possible to push the market around here or there occasionally, but in the end the market is too big for any one person or entity, even in this day of extreme wealth distributions. All the kings horses and all the kings men might try to hold BAC above this crucial point, but in the end the technical situation suggest BAC might be headed towards a date with BAnkrupCy.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926813 Deadpool
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glad I only own 26,925,000 to keep off the list....

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:55 | 1926987 Nothing To See Here
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Puts you right below Bear Stearns then. Wait, didnt they go bankrupt in 2008?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926825 Future Tense
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I live in Charlotte (BAC headquarters) and just told my girlfriend that BAC is going under $5 on its way to zero.  She told me she would rather buy 7 snow man mugs that she was looking at online for $5 over a BAC share.  Maybe $1 will bring some buying power back in.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:48 | 1926920 ucsbcanuck
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IPIC will save BAC.


Failing that, there will be a new directive to stop naked shorting. You know it will happen soon. They can't allow BAC to drop below $5.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:23 | 1927453 Messianic
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...And who the hell is IPIC?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:51 | 1927826 gmrpeabody
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Idiot Pukes In Congress..., I guess.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 22:23 | 1928324 Catflappo
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Not sure, but you can let them know they are filled at $6.00    -   may even be able to buy more there, and may even be able to sharpen the pencil oni their price for them

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 22:43 | 1928358 ucsbcanuck
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No clue - I was being sarcastic of course. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 20:25 | 1928061 UnderDeGun
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Internet Pwners Initiating Confusion

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1926930 Doña K
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That's just so easy.

Do a 50/1 reverse split and everything is back to normal.

What's wrong? 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:39 | 1927520 Freddie
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I would love to have one of those Black Monday $2 Chinese waffle irons.  I would toss it in Buffett's bath while he was bathing and thinking of new SCAMS. 

F***king evil old Democrat sh**t. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:19 | 1927897 Sheriff Douchen...
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Freddie you rule.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 01:05 | 1928740 DeadFred
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Tough choice green for the delightful imagery or red for thinking Democrats are much different from the other guys. Went for green.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:16 | 1932768 Mo Bius
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926707 MsCreant
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I'd just flush at this point, but it will clog things up horribly if I do so.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926716 CPL
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Look at Apple.  All large blocks dumping it.


Rats leaving retail and pensions in the hard place.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:22 | 1926759 SheepDog-One
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Everything I see going on, including the multiple articles from everywhere hyping QE, tells me the rats are desperate to dump and get the hell out.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:29 | 1926810 CPL
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Same here, french, english, chinese, russian...all pointing the same direction.  Nobody on teh top end believes QE 3 is coming, they are just using MSM to give themselves a chance to get out of the way.


Big assed smoke screen. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:46 | 1926906 Spastica Rex
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What sudden catastrophic failure might look like:


Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:02 | 1927035 Nothing To See Here
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I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard, thanks bud

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:44 | 1927261 kito
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:09 | 1927655 Spastica Rex
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I don't think you've won quite yet, but I think you soon will.

However, I also think that lots of government funded "services" we take for granted will in the longer term disappear. Examples include the postal service, comprehensive public schooling, and public transportation. Whether that's good or bad is a matter of interpretation.

But yeah - you win.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:45 | 1927976 kito
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shall i designate a drop off zone for my prize?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:41 | 1930702 Spastica Rex
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:51 | 1927990 BigSkyBear
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Sounds like the Euro Fiasco...every day or two it is another rumor of a bailout to save the Eurozone.


"Sell the rumor...Buy the facts BITCHEZ!!!!"

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:27 | 1926789 madcuban
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It would just go into a septic system anyway and boil back up later after everyone pretends it is all gone and everything is ok.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:15 | 1926710 1835jackson
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Feb 2012 put options bought months ago for $5 handle....BAC is SOL

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:19 | 1926736 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1926799 redpill
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Five doller

Five dollar big baannnnkkk


I think I'll have a sandwich instead.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1926815 CPL
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Even a five dollar footlong is 5.75 with tax.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926822 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1926843 nope-1004
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There... fixed it for ya!


Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:45 | 1926899 kito
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question: has grandpa warren ever invested a billion dollars or more in a company that went belly up?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1926935 topcallingtroll
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And this one wont either. I am sure he was given an illegal promise of a government backstop. It is TBTF.


Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1926827 The Shootist
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How long have you been waiting to use this?! Lol, it's been a long, drawn out death.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1926846 hedgeless_horseman
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Considering the rate of return on the premium it hasn't been that long, and so one can afford to wait.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:43 | 1926887 Potemkin Villag...
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He's BIG BANK HANK he'e everywhere!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:10 | 1927079 aerojet
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Luckily, McD's still has a dollar menu, don't they?  You might some change with your cheeseburger and fries.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:21 | 1927904 Sheriff Douchen...
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Dude - up here in Canada a small fries at Wendys (off the value menu) is up at $1.89. A brother like me (see my avatar) can't survive at prices like that.

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