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Bank of France's Noyer Speaks, Says Europe Is In A "True Financial Crisis"

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In case anyone was wondering why the EURUSD is back to levels from several hours ago and well off the ramp highs (with ES continuing to pretend nothing matters), it is due to Bank of France Governor Christian Noyer who speak the following bullet points at a forum in Tokyo:

  • Crisis Has Worsened Significantly
  • Market stress has intensified and Europe is in a “true financial crisis,”

In other words precisely what Zero Hedge readers have known all along, the same as this article from the FT which shows what we presented to readers last week. As for those who like listening to the French grovel here is you desert:

  • Markets and some governments think the ECB should buy more govt debt

Because €1 trillion is never enough...

 


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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:38 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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Another muppet speaks. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:46 | Link to Comment johnu78
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Sarkozy is nothing more than Merkel's little sister!

 

-John
http://johnu78.blogspot.com/2011/11/us-set-to-protect-naval-base-in-bahrain.html

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:55 | Link to Comment paarsons
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I wish Europe would fucking collapse already.

I'm tired of waiting.

And fuck the Japanese, too.

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:02 | Link to Comment phungus_mungus
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Fuck yeah!

I love the smell of napalm and burning people at the stake in the morning! 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Something ain't right..

Gold looks like that Chinese missle shot from the coast off  L.A.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:20 | Link to Comment akak
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Nowadays, most things ain't right.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:10 | Link to Comment rufusbird
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Dollar just puked.

I know...

Tis the season to dump dollars, tra la la la, la la la la....

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=CURRENCIES&p=m5

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:30 | Link to Comment No Mas
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Of course you're tired of waiting; you've been reading ZH, the site that tells you the world ended yesterday but only the Tyler Durdens are smart enough to know!!!

Tell you what, read ZH one day late.  You know, on Tuesday morning, come here and read Monday's musings.  You will be amazed and amused!  Ignorance will abound.  "But, that didn't happen" you say to yourself, laughing at the inane predictions of death and dispair on every post.

Seriously, read ZH with a one day delay.  You'll swear these guys are living on a different planet.  And, you will be better off for it because you will not sit in fear of the coming collapse.  You will read of its coming and be well aware it never happened!!

Oh, happy days :)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:57 | Link to Comment akak
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You sound like the typical ADD-afflicted, short-term-obsessed modern American, who like an infant can only think in the eternal present, with no historical perspective nor ability to extrapolate current trends into the likely future. 

In case you haven't noticed, we are LIVING in the middle of a financial and monetary collapse --- the fact that the timing of the particular details of said collapse are not quite to your impatient liking takes nothing away from its reality.

Now, go back to your sofa nap while watching "Dancing with the Stars", and please post your egregiously shallow and blinkered bullshit no mas.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:45 | Link to Comment Teamtc321
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No Mas, you might want to get dialed in. Atleast be prepared if possible. Shit sandwich is not good to snack on. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Pumpkin
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And what exactly is happening on your planet?  Is that you Tim?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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Justins BRIEF - END GAME SCENERIO

First Europe crashes => then Japan => CHina and then America  - likely in that order is my guess

China and Japan export to  Europe so when Europe goes this will hurt China and Japan first and then Japan with its huge debt (dbl GDP) the bond run will start on Japan

then China will crash (hard landing) -- all numbers from China are crap and many Americans know high up Chinese already have their families here in America

with all our DEBT buyers America will then finally have no one to borrow from and its economy will crash because nearly half the USA economy is on government debt in some shape or form and GOV spending will be forced to be cut by 25%-35% since they wont be able to  borrow much at all

YES I understand we can print and we WILL but it wont matter - ECONOMY runs on FAITH - very simple - and that faith is dwindling and the printing will finish it off - big crash in 2012 or 2013 at the latest.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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Justins BRIEF - END GAME SCENERIO

First Europe crashes => then Japan => CHina and then America  - likely in that order is my guess

China and Japan export to  Europe so when Europe goes this will hurt China and Japan first and then Japan with its huge debt (dbl GDP) the bond run will start on Japan

then China will crash (hard landing) -- all numbers from China are crap and many Americans know high up Chinese already have their families here in America

with all our DEBT buyers America will then finally have no one to borrow from and its economy will crash because nearly half the USA economy is on government debt in some shape or form and GOV spending will be forced to be cut by 25%-35% since they wont be able to  borrow much at all

YES I understand we can print and we WILL but it wont matter - ECONOMY runs on FAITH - very simple - and that faith is dwindling and the printing will finish it off - big crash in 2012 or 2013 at the latest.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:54 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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i figure 2013. i like the number and besides . its the one hundred year anniversary.....

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:16 | Link to Comment e1618978
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I think it will be Europe => China => Australia,  while Japan and the US will muddle through by printing more money to monitise debt.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment No Mas
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No sir!  The economy runs on cash and credit; always has and always will.

Tell you what, take a look at Black Friday sales and after huffing and puffing that they aren't "real", ask yourself.  Is this the behavior of a consuming class that is hurting and has no economic means? 

Well, of course not!  Things are going great for the 90% or so of Americans with a job and they are having a good ol' time.  Been on the roads lately?  I can barely get around here in south Florida and when I was in Chicago for the holiday, my god man, the crowds were crazy everywhere.  Downtown and uptown, the peeps be hittin' it dude.

So give it up.  Folks have cash and the Fed (NEVER EVER FIGHT THE FED) has been pumping up that M2 which is spilling over the gates into the hands of the average consumer.  So like it or hate it, the boom is on the way.

Again boys, the Futures are speaking; learn to listen.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment hardcleareye
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Robo is that you?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:08 | Link to Comment akak
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Oh God, don't tell me we now have to deal with RoboLemming and Son of RoboLemming?!

If we get one more Robot/Leo clone here, it is going to be "Night of the Living (Brain)Dead".

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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How do you explain $3 trillion "stimulus" dumped into the economy since '08 yet unemployment has steadily risen to 23% now, and the under-employed number is near 40% now?

Wait, sorry, I forgot, facts mean nothing to folks like you.

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:54 | Link to Comment jwthomps
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Are you real or are you just playing games?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:01 | Link to Comment phungus_mungus
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A true crisis?

 

No shit...

Interbank lending is all but forzen, the EU financial system is basically paralyzed... 

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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Hey FUNGUS - how do you know?

did you try getting money from Europe

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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Hey FUNGUS - how do you know?

did you try getting money from Europe

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:11 | Link to Comment navy62802
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Gold's getting a nice pop out of this too. Just took another leg up.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment philipat
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Even the Nikkei opened up 2%. BUY, sheeple, BUY.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment philipat
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Yes, but when the Political muppets start speaking the truth you know we are totally fucked?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:17 | Link to Comment He_Who Carried ...
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Who cares whether this crisis is 'real' or 'true'... The path to solve it remains the same.

Are there ever any good news on ZH? How about the tomato harvest in Chile this summer?

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Smithovsky
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I guess he hasn't heard yet that IMF just saved the world and everything is OK now.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:54 | Link to Comment American34
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What would really happen if Europe collapses anyway? Are we talking mass poverty leading to food riots and systemic collpase and therefore military conflict? Are these things seriously being considered! This isn't 1933 this is 2011. We cannot go down that road again!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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were talking about Monkeys taking over now

and only difference between 1933 and 2011 is "that road" is now paved so our eyes wont get so dusty in the tank this time

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:51 | Link to Comment rbg81
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The biggest difference between 1933 and 2011 is that now we have nukes.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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were talking about Monkeys taking over now

and only difference between 1933 and 2011 is "that road" is now paved so our eyes wont get so dusty in the tank this time

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:05 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Naah.

European males are all too gay and estrogenized now to fight.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:12 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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that maybe true but as you can see in Greece already they eventually get pissed and will follow another loser to War - every society does it, wait till it happens in American - the sheeple will follow ANY shepTARD!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment rbg81
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You got that right.  That + Political Correctness have made them forget they are men.  I predict these genuises will try to "solve" their problem by massive Muslim immigration.  [LMAO]

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:06 | Link to Comment phungus_mungus
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It'll be a moderna day repeat of the Great Depression but much worse... I'd also keep my eye on Russia as they would certianly move ont he oil rich former Soviet break away counties to ensure a stable oil supply.

Also nothing is out of the realm of possiblity for them sending in "peac keepers" into say Syria... and Iran... you know just for good faith...

This could cause WWIII, but not from withinh the EU, it'll still start somewhere int he Mid East, but with the Russians right in the middle. 

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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yes I agree on the middle east issue = it seems as the world is currently gearing up to take on Syria and then Im sure Iran and this SCARES me more then the Europe crash because it will send Oil thru the roof if war with Iran

and oil thru the roof is the shutdown on any recovery - lets pray we dont have a MidEast war as well as a financial collapse all at once - that will be shit and a huge sloppy Turd hitting the fan is the juice is thrown arround the ceiling in muddy splatters

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:22 | Link to Comment American34
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I don't think very many people understand the consequences of another Great Depression leading to military conflict. In 1933 most people could walk to the nearest "grocery store." Most people even if they didn't have the land to do it on understood how to grow some food and most people were not obese! Again, its 2011, NOT 1933. A true systemic failure would be disastrous! Very few people could walk to the store and back carrying food even if they could afford it. Hardly anyone except for a few people who love to garden have a clue about growing food and how much work it takes to make it happen. Not to mention defending your food source or having enough to last more than a few days without DRIVING to the store and back. A systemic failure would mean every person for themselves and anyone anywhere near a city of even moderate size is screwed! Unless you can fend off a mass mob and shoot and reload matrix style to defend your little plot your done. The first 3 months following a systemic failure would be chaos in its worst form.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:54 | Link to Comment phungus_mungus
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As someone else once said, were all just one missed welfare check away from all out anarchy in the country... you're right, people today don;t understand how bad it'll get and how quickly people will turn on each other instead of going fishing, hunting and planting a garden... 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:17 | Link to Comment fnord88
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9 meals from anarchy according to those that study such things.ie after 3 days without food, people starting killing each other for it.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment fnord88
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Anybody who has not read Jarrod Diamond, should buy 'Guns, Germs and steel', the best history of the world book ever written.

His follow up book Collapse is equally fascinating, seems every advanced culture, after collapse, turn to cannabalism. Every single one. Collapse, run out of food, start eating one another.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:39 | Link to Comment chump666
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Major liquidity crunch coming via Europe, should freak China out as they dump the Yuan. Europe will crash China, and China will crash the world

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:00 | Link to Comment DormRoom
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nah.. I see ECB monetizing,  USD-JPY & EURO-JPY collapsing, then Japan enters a deep recession, sovereign default warning, finally Japan monetizes.

 

Monetizing is a second-order currency war. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:21 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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Monetizing works in two cases:  Your nation has the world reserve currency and / or your nation has a huge trade surplus.

Euro has neither.

USD has WRC status ...for a while longer.

Japan has huge trade surplus.  Unclear at this point how Euro collapse will affect it ...and how Fukushima will affect it (nation slowly blanketed in radiation).

China has huge trade surplus.  Unclear at this point how Euro collapse will affect it.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:41 | Link to Comment radish juice
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The only question is when does the action on the part of the govt start in earnest? they will probably wait a while to test the validity of these assessments and let the things get worse to they can justify it. Probably we are ow beyond the realm of preventive action, it will be reactive than proactive

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Great Depressio...
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Loading up on Chipotle (CMG) puts, Jan 2013 200 at 16.00. This turd can easily sink to 150 as all the other momo darlings have imploded this year. Dont miss the CMG implosion opportunity!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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there wont be any Chipotle when this storm hits - all stocks will be worthless and your puts will never get to be used

I would load up on ACTUAL chipotle (I just had a burrito with chipotle on it) seriously - I did!

atleast that CMG was worth it

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Great Depressio...
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I'm sure the market will be around for at least 3 more years. After all the US can lever up to 20 trillion but by then things will start getting weird

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:41 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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I repeat EU needs a Black Friday and several WMT's to save the consumers. Just look at the US, pepper spray and all can be used for the XBOX SALE and TOASTERS. Moreover how can Trailer Trash propagate.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:42 | Link to Comment knukles
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God this shit is getting old.
Enough already.

Let it go.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:47 | Link to Comment brew
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we need a good old black swan to fly in and get this shit over with...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Me thinks the ISDA was the black swan...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:48 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Shit will not be flushed easily. This thing is going to low up no matter and how many economists and money poured in. It is inevitable and no one wants ot fucking admit it.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Hulk
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reminds me of when I was a kid and was about to throw up. Instead of just throwing up and getting it over with, I held back as long as I could...and then threw up anyway despite my best efforts to hold it back.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:16 | Link to Comment blindman
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throwing up is like real estate, location,
location, location.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Time to dust this one off again..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:08 | Link to Comment The Fonz
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Whenever I have read about the Medici loan cartel in ?venice? there seemed to be a viceral HATRED in they way they were spoken of. I was always a bit floored that people could feel passionate, nearly unconcious hatred for the medici centuries later. Now it's starting to make a bit more sence. I think Goldman Sachs will entrench itself into human memory in the same way.  What a curse, to be remembered in the way they will be.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:53 | Link to Comment knukles
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Right.  One's a myth, probably founded upon great truths of yore, while Goldman is plain fucking real time current as in now evil most folks seem to have concluded which in future years will likely become a term of great derision.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:42 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Nothing changes. In a few months they will be back period.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment akak
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IMF to the rescue!

Yeah, like showing up to the iceberg-gouged Titanic with a can of "Fix-A-Flat" (or Fix-A-Fiat, in this particular case) --- an empty can of Fix-A-Flat.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:19 | Link to Comment IQ 101
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So they are going to give Spain and Italy a shitload more money ?

That is amazing, it makes complete and utter sense ! It has to work,

of course it will ! the world is saved, thank you IMF and US and British tax payers too. Your genius and generosity never cease to amaze us mere mortals.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:45 | Link to Comment navy62802
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When you allow a nation to default on its bonds without it being a "credit event," you scare people away from the bond market. Apparently you even scare people away from the bonds of healthier nations, as well (reference the failed German auction last week). I really can't believe people are surprised at this. It's no wonder, given the events of the past few weeks, that the European bond market continues to deteriorate.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Bansters-in-my-...
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Someone must have told Christian to read Zero Hedge,and he did......

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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IMF to the rescue!  Everything's fixed! DOW futures are at 158!  Japan stocks way up!

HOPIUM smoking once again.

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:47 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Party time. The EU stuff is getitng way too fucking old. Can we have some Playboy Chicks on this site Tyler. For pete sake, they are doomed. Fuck em

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:50 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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Insert "DOH!" here.

Wow, what a bunch of freaking rocket scientists the Frenchy French financial experts are.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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More Euro vomit.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:51 | Link to Comment Banksters
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The IMF plan is sweet.

Talk about a scam that would make Charles Ponzi proud.    

 

We are NOW FINANCIAL CIRCLE JERK AAA!

BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:51 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Ponzi is proud that hsi name  is used to this date. Yeah, he is laughing his azzzz off looking a the USSA and Europe.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:52 | Link to Comment johny2
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OT it is, but I have just learned that price for 1 gram of antihydrogen is estimated at $62 trillion. I wonder how much an ounce of antigold would be?  

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:51 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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Gonna' be a loooong 2 decades...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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I find the IMF proposed rescue of Europe as a sign of complete and utter desparation. It is completely laughable and scary to know that we are very near a complete breakdown of epic proportions. No where to hide thanks to the Fed led by Ben Bernanke.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:00 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Hide in your basement. 

There is money to be made here. 

Fortunes were made during the Great Depression. Same here. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:05 | Link to Comment sabra1
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that's why i'm hoarding up on toilet paper, to sell for 500% profit! remember the lineups in russia? 2 rolls a week, after standing in line for hours!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:08 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Go long hand sanitizer. Toilet paper may not be available. 

(dollar jokes anyone?)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment akak
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Squatting low while taking care of business will relieve one of much of the need for wiping --- hence the footprints often seen on the seats of third-world toilets; such (well-balanced) users are not quite as ignorant as one might first suppose.  This lesson is also expounded upon in the classic book "How to Shit in the Woods":

http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods-Second-Environmentally/dp/0898156270

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:19 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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I've been to Kuwait, Iraq, and in/out of Syria. 

You don't shake hands out there if you're a westerner. That's a nono....unless you want particles of shit on your hands. In particular the tribal regions. They use their hands to wipe their asses.

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:28 | Link to Comment akak
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I've always wondered about that.

Yes, I've travelled in "third-world" countries myself, more than once, but never really got around to asking people about their toilet habits (I was always able to find, afford and carry toilet paper myself).

OK, so your putative rural Arab wipes his shitty bottomw with his hand --- then what?  What do you do once your hand is covered with feces?  I would really like to finally know!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:48 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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They use water to wash their hand off (almost always the left hand) 

Most in the mid-east don't even have toilets as we know them in the west. It's just a decorated hole in the ground with some tiles around it. You literally have to squat to shit in the hole. There is no sitting. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:48 | Link to Comment akak
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I would rather shake the hand of almost any member of Congress first.

But then, I would REALLY have to wash that hand afterward!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:53 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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I would rather do neither with the exception of Ron Paul (I would shake his hand and not feel dirty.)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:47 | Link to Comment hardcleareye
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Interesting discussions here on ZH tonight...  so I have to say I was curious too,  so here is what I found

http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/T9GNBVJKO1GJUA8TQ

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:00 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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This is a normal toilet in the mid-east

http://tinyurl.com/79pa9b9

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Iwanttoknow
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Google the term, commode shower.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Hulk
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You can always let the dog finish up for you...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:21 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Could be a pleasurable alternative. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Hulk
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applying a  little peanut butter makes it more palatable for the dog...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:30 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Butterscotch syrup makes application a bit easier while providing the pooch a safe and delicious treat. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment hardcleareye
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That was so disgusting it was funny.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:29 | Link to Comment akak
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C'mon guys!  Stomachs are still queasy after that gigantic Thanksgiving meal and post-dessert bloat!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:48 | Link to Comment Hulk
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partially digested bloat is one of my dog's favorites...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment akak
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My former German Shepherd was frequently, if unfortunately, an autocoprophage.

Nothing makes one's stomach rise up into one's throat like seeing one's dog on a cold winter morning turn around after squatting and start eating her own steaming pile.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Hulk
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I had a dog do that when I was a kid too, almost lost my lunch. Never let a dog lick me in the face after that...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:13 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Never let a Sunni or Shiite put their finger in your mouth (or rub it on your face)

Just sayin'

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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I now wonder if our trading accounts will even matter. MFGlobal changed everything. I don't see how this ends well for anyone. The IMF is the last option anyone should consider.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment libertus
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I agree. The money is already gone. People just don't realize it yet. Its the rush to the exits that don't exist that is going to suck. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:01 | Link to Comment sabra1
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amazing how words are used to drive the markets up or down! is there, like a chart or something, or a word ETF i could buy, and leverage it up 3X?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:03 | Link to Comment ZippyDooDah
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Bank of France's Noyer is channeling Hank Paulson.  "Give uz zee mahney or we pulls your plug."

Bastards, bitchez!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Iliketurtles
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Eur is dropping already,I dont see this rally lasting long back to reality soon.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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does anyone know why my posts are duplicating?

(I am only posting once and it shows up as twice everytime)

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment johny2
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you are drunk?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:11 | Link to Comment kito
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its the governments fault, not yours............

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:12 | Link to Comment The Fonz
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Zero Hedge used to have a glitch that would do that, usually threw a Guru Meditation error or something If I remember right.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:21 | Link to Comment TimmyM
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Justin, we call it the douche bag virus. Sorry to be the one to tell ya.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:10 | Link to Comment Triple A
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everyone is jumpin out of one burning pan into the other, one days its precious metals, the next the stock market, the next the dollar, the next the euro on different bullshit news everyday. How can anyone trade this shit. I just have my precious metals that I have had for the last two years and I am enjoying the steady price gains.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:11 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBx4E2KBKk

new dollar coming? don't hold your breath. this maybe another bullshit story ala hal turner etc...........

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:12 | Link to Comment blindman
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NONE DARE CALL IT CONSPIRACY
Copyright © 1971 by Gary Allen
with Larry Abraham
ISBN: 0899666612

the federal (feral) reserve
...
.."Woodrow Wilson
After the Panic of 1907, Aldrich was appointed by the Senate to head the National
Monetary Commission. Although he had no technical knowledge of banking, Aldrich and
his entourage spent nearly two years and $300,000 of the taxpayers' money being wined
and dined by the owners of Europe's central banks as they toured the Continent
"studying" central banking. When the Commission returned from its luxurious junket it
held no meetings and made no report for nearly two years. But Senator Aldrich was busy
"arranging" things. Together with Paul Warburg and other international bankers, he
staged one of the most important secret meetings in the history of the United States
Rockefeller agent Frank Vanderlip admitted many years later in his memoirs:
"Despite my views about the value to society of greater publicity for the
affairs of corporations, there was an occasion, near the close of 1910,
when I was as secretive-indeed as furtive-as any conspirator
I do not feel it is any exaggeration to speak of our secret expedition to
Jekyl Island as the occasion of the actual conception of what eventually
became the Federal Reserve System."
The secrecy was well warranted. At stake was control over the entire economy. Senator
Aldrich had issued confidential invitations to Henry P. Davison of J. P. Morgan &
Company; Frank A. Vanderlip, President of the Rockefeller-owned National City Bank;
A. Piatt Andrew, Assistant Secretary of the Treasury; Benjamin Strong of Morgan's
Bankers Trust Company; and Paul Warburg. They were all to accompany him to Jekyl
Island, Georgia, to write the final recommendations of the National Monetary
Commission report.
At Jekyl Island, writes B. C. Forbes in his Men Who Are Making America:
"After a general discussion it was decided to draw up certain broad
principles on which all could agree. Every member of the group voted for
a central bank as being the ideal cornerstone for any banking system."
(Page 399)
Warburg stressed that the name "central bank" must be avoided at all costs. It was
decided to promote the scheme as a "regional reserve" system with four (later twelve)
branches in different sections of the country. The conspirators knew that the New York
bank would dominate the rest, which would be marble "white elephants" to deceive the
public.
Out of the Jekyl Island meeting came the completion of the Monetary Commission
Report and the Aldrich Bill. Warburg had proposed the bill be designated the "Federal
Reserve System," but Aldrich insisted his own name was already associated in the
public's mind with banking reform and that it would arouse suspicion if a bill were
introduced which did not bear his name. However, Aldrich's name attached to the bill
proved to be the kiss of death, since any law bearing his name was so obviously a project
of the international bankers.
When the Aldrich Bill could not be pushed through Congress, a new strategy had to be
devised. The Republican Party was too closely connected with Wall Street. The only
hope for a central bank was to disguise it and have it put through by the Democrats as a
measure to strip Wall Street of its power. The opportunity to do this came with the
approach of the 1912 Presidential election. Republican President William Howard Taft,
who had turned against the Aldrich Bill, seemed a sure-fire bet for reelection until Taft's
predecessor, fellow Republican Teddy Roosevelt, agreed to run on the ticket of the
Progressive Party. In America's 60 Families, Ferdinand Lundberg acknowledges:
"As soon as Roosevelt signified that he would again challenge Taft the
President's defeat was inevitable. Throughout the three-cornered fight
[Taft-Roosevelt-Wilson] Roosevelt had [Morgan agents Frank] Munsey
and [George] Perkins constantly at his heels, supplying money, going over
his speeches, bringing people from Wall Street in to help, and, in general,
carrying the entire burden of the campaign against
Perkins and J. P. Morgan and Company were the substance of the
Progressive Party; everything else was trimming.
In short, most of Roosevelt's campaign fund was supplied by the two
Morgan hatchet men who were seeking Taft's scalp." (Pp.110-112)
The Democrat candidate, Woodrow Wilson, was equally the property of Morgan. Dr.
Gabriel Kolko in his The Triumph of Conservatism, reports: "In late 1907 he [Wilson]
supported the Aldrich Bill on banking, and was full of praise for Morgan's role in
American society." (Page 205) According to Lundberg: "For nearly twenty years before
his nomination Woodrow Wilson had moved in the shadow of Wall Street." (Page 112)
Woodrow Wilson and Teddy Roosevelt proceeded to whistle-stop the country trying to
out-do each other in florid (and hypocritical) denunciations of the Wall Street "money
trust"-the same group of Insiders which was financing the campaigns of both.
Dr. Kolko goes on to tell us that, at the beginning of 1912, banking reform "seemed a
dead issue… The banking reform movement had neatly isolated itself." Wilson
resurrected the issue and promised the country a money system free from domination by
the international bankers of Wall Street. Moreover, the Democrat platform expressly
stated: "We are opposed to the Aldrich plan for a central bank." But the "Big Boys" knew
who they had bought. Among the international financiers who contributed heavily to the
Wilson campaign, in addition to those already named, were Jacob Schiff, Bernard
Baruch, Henry Morgenthau, Thomas Fortune Ryan, and New York Times publisher
Adolph Ochs
The insiders' sheepdog who controlled Wilson and guided the program through Congress
was the mysterious "Colonel'1 Edward Mandel House, the British-educated son of a
representative of England's financial interests in the American South. The title was
honorary; House never served in the military. He was strictly a behind-the-scenes wirepuller
and is regarded by many historians as the real President of the United States during
the Wilson years. House authored a book, Philip Dru: Administrator, in which he wrote
of establishing "Socialism as dreamed by Karl Marx" As steps toward his goal, House,
both in his book and in real life, called for passage of a graduated income tax and a
central bank providing "a flexible [inflatable paper] currency." The graduated income tax
and a central bank are two of the ten planks of The Communist Manifesto.
In his The intimate Papers 0/ Colonel House, Professor Charles Seymour refers to the
"Colonel" as the "unseen guardian angel" of the Federal Reserve Act. Seymour's work
contains numerous documents and records showing constant contact between House and
Paul Warburg while the Federal Reserve Act was being prepared and steered through
Congress. Biographer George Viereck assures us that "The Schiffs, the Warburgs, the
Kahns, the Rockefellers, and the Morgans put their faith in House… Their faith was
amply rewarded.
In order to support the fiction that the Federal Reserve Act was "a people's bill," the
insider financiers put up a smoke-screen of opposition to it. It was strictly a case of Br'er
Rabbit begging not to be thrown into the briar patch. Both Aldrich and Vanderlip
denounced what in actuality was their own bill. Nearly twenty-five years later Frank
Vanderlip admitted: "Now although the Aldrich Federal Reserve Plan was defeated when
it bore the name Aldrich, nevertheless its essential points were all contained in the plan
that finally was adopted."
Taking advantage of Congress' desire to adjourn for Christmas, the Federal Reserve Act
was passed on December 22, 1913 by a vote of 298 to 60 in the House, and in the Senate
by a majority of 43 to 25. Wilson had fulfilled to the insiders the pledge he had made in
order to become President. Warburg told House, "Well, it hasn't got quite everything we
want, but the lack can be adjusted later by administrative process."
There was genuine opposition to the Act, but it could not match the power of the bill's
advocates. Conservative Henry Cabot Lodge Sr. proclaimed with great foresight, "The
bill as it stands seems to me to open the way to a vast inflation of currency… I do not like
to think that any law can be passed which will make it possible to submerge the gold
standard in a flood of irredeemable paper currency." (Congressional Record, June 10,
1932.) After the vote, Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh Sr., father of the famous
aviator, told Congress:
"This act establishes the most gigantic trust on earth… When the President
signs this act the invisible government by the money power, proven to
exist by the Money Trust investigation, will be legalized…
This is the Aldrich Bill in disguise…
The new law will create inflation whenever the trusts want inflation…
The Federal Reserve Act was, and still is, hailed as a victory of "democracy" over the
"money trust." Nothing could be farther from the truth.
The whole central bank concept was engineered by the very group it was supposed to
strip of power. The myth that the "money trust" had been defrocked should have been
exploded when Paul Warburg was appointed to the first Federal Reserve Board-a board
which was handpicked by "Colonel" House. Paul Warburg relinquished his $500,000 a
year job as a Kuhn, Loeb partner to take a $12,000 a year job with the Federal Reserve.
The "accidentalists" who teach in our universities would have you believe that he did it
because be was a "public spirited citizen." And the man who served as Chairman of the
New York Federal Reserve Bank during its early critical years was the same Benjamin
Strong of the Morgan interests, who accompanied Warburg, Davison, Vanderlip et al. to
Jekyl Island, Georgia, to draft the Aldrich Bill.
How powerful is our "central bank?" The Federal Reserve controls our money supply and
interest rates, and thereby manipulates the entire economy-creating inflation or deflation,
recession or boom, and sending the stock market up or down at whim. The Federal
Reserve is so powerful that Congressman Wright Patman, Chairman of the House
Banking Committee, maintains:
"In the United States today we have in effect two governments… We have
the duly constituted Government… Then we have an independent,
uncontrolled and uncoordinated government in the Federal Reserve
System, operating the money powers which are reserved to Congress by
the Constitution."
Neither Presidents, Congressmen nor Secretaries of the Treasury direct the Federal
Reserve! In the matters of money, the Federal Reserve directs them! The uncontrolled
power of the "Fed" was admitted by Secretary of the Treasury David M. Kennedy in an
interview for the May 5, 1969, issue of U.S. News & World Report:
"Q. Do you approve of the latest credit-tightening moves?
A. It's not my job to approve or disapprove. It is the action of the Federal
Reserve."
Prof. Carroll Quigley of Harvard, Princeton and Georgetown Universities wrote book
disclosing international bankers' plan to control the world from behind the political and
financial scenes. Quigley revealed plans of billionaires to establish dictatorship of the
super-rich disguised as workers' democracies." ....

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:19 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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all over amerika , amerikans were working on their farms etc  i guess they really never  realized how this would eventually hurt them in so many ways.  they made a big mistake. they thought they were free men in a free country.  just because the police do not come to your house or your farm and bother you, or just because you had a certain amount of free movement here and there without hassle, did not mean they were free men.  they just did not understand what it all meant. some did. most didn't ........

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:43 | Link to Comment samsara
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"The illusion of freedom [in America ] will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."

Frank Zappa

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:13 | Link to Comment nonclaim
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:16 | Link to Comment daxtonbrown
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Yup, we are headed to a civil war precipitated by the government's need to make our children debt slaves. That is what both the Tea Party, and OWS are about. The problem with OWS is that they believe the government can solve the problem when it is the problem (they are anarchist statists, an oxymoron). The problem with the Tea Party is being coopted by the Republicans, who are a spineless core of the problem.

Eventually what has to happen is the Federal Reserve needs to be crushed because it is the enabler of deficit spending. America is in the eye of the storm now, only because we are the prettiest horse in the glue factory. The collapse of the Federal Reserve and the utter destruction of the welfare state won't happen without some type of civil war. http://www.futurnamics.com/civilwar.php

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:22 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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well i don't agree with finkelstein about everything but i have to say, i agree with his statements about living as slaves. fuck that shit.  i shall not walk on my knees and live the life they dictate. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:18 | Link to Comment lunaticfringe
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Could the whole fucking world be abandoning the rule of law? Not treating symptoms here- I am after the disease. Thanks to the architect of libertarianism.. and no... it ain't Ayn Rand.  http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/11/god-of-machine.html

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:20 | Link to Comment FranSix
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Se Noyer in French means to drown.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:22 | Link to Comment lookma
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Hmm, I heard: ECB's Noyer: resistance to big-scale bond buys to pay off

 

Nov 28 (Reuters) - The European Central Bank's refusal to engage in large-scale purchases of the region's sovereign debt will eventually be rewarded as this will preserve price stability and protect the value of the euro over the long term, governing council member Christian Noyer said on Monday.

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/28/eurozone-noyer-idUST9E7LU02K20...

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:32 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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and they figure rightly so that Bernanke would pony up if taken to the brink.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:21 | Link to Comment eddiebe
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Print already you bitchez!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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Is that railroad car we used in the numbers 1 and 2 still available?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:42 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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This is just too f'ing obvious. They don't 'annouce' a collapse in advance. Sumpin' be up.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:49 | Link to Comment non_anon
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no shit, sherlock

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Alpacanio
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Oh yeah, They will maybe sell bongs, i mean bonds to fund the IMF "bailout". Right..... And "England" should also pay their fair share. Nice of the IMF to think about the average British citizen...

 

Some talk here about a "Civil war" in the US or Europe. How about a Revolution instead? It's more to the point, ya think?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Georgesblog
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When the engine of the train derails, it's a problem. When the car you're on derails, it's a crisis. France must be about ready to jump the tracks.

http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:17 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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is no one sober?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:24 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Hereafter referred to as a TFC

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Hmmmmm. "French groveling." Let's imagine as only we American's can!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uvLXCUhVg&feature=player_detailpage

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Pumpkin
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I still think the Euro is being crushed on purpose.  It was threatening the oil dollar.  When the Euro crashes, and it most certainly will do some degree, it will be felt around the world.  Once the Fed gets us off 0% interests the banks will have start conducting business again to make money. 

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