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Early Headlines Jan 28





  • Schwarzman can't wait to burn through more money (Bloomberg)
  • Bill Miller in urgent need of an appointment with Ari Kiev (Bloomberg)
  • Crisis could cost 50 million jobs (
 
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Madoff Feeder Fund Scandal Moving West





...To Los Angeles. The latest victims are 91 year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor, together with her ninth, and 30 years old younger husband, Frederic von Anhalt.

 
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Smurfit Stone Files for Bankruptcy





As we surmised as recently as two weeks ago in our Death Watch summary, Smurfit Stone container finally caved and early this morning filed for Chapter 11. Surprisingly, the company managed to procure a $750 million DIP financing. Granted of this $400 million is merely a replacement of the existing A/R securitization facility, but it is still an impressive accomplishment even though the company does have a lot of hard assets.

 
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Standard n Poors Flips, Downgrades Entire HY Energy Space





Downgrade casualties:

 
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Hedge Fund Secondary Market Update - Jan 27





Nothing too exciting in the Jan 27 roundup. Not surprisingly, of 11 markets, 9 are offers and the two lonely bids are for a paltry $500k in Horseman Global, and for a more impressive $10 MM in Allan Teh's Kamunting Street. On the ask-side, there is $58 million of selling interest, split among Linden, Aristea, Polygon, Whitebox, Harbinger, Indus and Impala (the last one people can't seem to sell enough of).

 
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More on Wall Street Bonuses





New York State has presented this chart to highlight the massacre that was also known as bonus season. Silver lining (not for NY) - banks wont have to pay taxes "for years to come" due to $31.4 billion in tax credits.

Some other points from the report:

 
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Ex-Chicagoan Goes Insane, Tries to Light 7 WTC on Fire





In surely a harbinger of many more such episodes to come, Ryan Brinkerhoff, 24, apparently lost his mind last night, and tried to set fire to the 34th floor of 7 World Trade Center.

 
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U.S. Treasury Purchases Surprisingly Not Reliant on China





The Council on Foreign Relations has done a great independent analysis of who has been buying U.S. Treasuries in 2008. In a nutshell, the US managed to place $1.3 trillion of USTs with non-Chinese investors.

 
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Fannie's Turn: Feed Us $16 Billion





Nobody could have possibly foreseen this.

News just hit so no link yet but trust us, it happened.

For our thoughts: here and here

 
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Breaking News: Art Nadel Captured





Jan. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Florida hedge-fund adviser Arthur Nadel was arrested in Florida by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and has been charged with securities fraud.

 
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More on Wall Street Bonuses





New York State has presented this chart to highlight the massacre that was also known as bonus season. Silver lining (not for NY) - banks wont have to pay taxes "for years to come" due to $31.4 billion in tax credits.

Some other points from the report:

 
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Ex-Chicagoan Goes Insane, Tries to Light 7 WTC on Fire





In surely a harbinger of many more such episodes to come, Ryan Brinkerhoff, 24, apparently lost his mind last night, and tried to set fire to the 34th floor of 7 World Trade Center.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

U.S. Treasury Purchases Surprisingly Not Reliant on China





The Council on Foreign Relations has done a great independent analysis of who has been buying U.S. Treasuries in 2008. In a nutshell, the US managed to place $1.3 trillion of USTs with non-Chinese investors.

 
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Fannie's Turn: Feed Us $16 Billion





Nobody could have possibly foreseen this.

News just hit so no link yet but trust us, it happened.

For our thoughts: here and here

 
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Rating Agency Brilliance in Action Again: Whiting Petroleum Buying Back Bonds





S&P Yesterday had some bad things to say about Whiting Petroleum and cut its outlook on the name. Well, hopefully you are not a manager who buys and sell based on what those rockets scientists have to say (i.e. a mutual fund): today the company announced it is issuing 8 million shares of stock, which incidentally sent the stock plunging by 10%, in order to pay back a portion of its $620 million total in outstanding debt.

 
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