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Barack "You Must Pass This Bill" Obama Speaks (Again), Threatens Middle Class With Tax Hikes
You know it: the chief Nobel prize winner in Oration and Teleprompting is out and about and has already threatened that unless Congress acts, the middle class will see a tax hike. And by act he means "passing this bill." That's right: after half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday, the challenge is back for the second day in a row. The rules are known: a shot must be taken every time Obama says "You must pass this bill."
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Okay pass the vodka
Ouzo is the drink of the hour
Absinthe!
If your going to die from alcohol poising you might as well go green.
i wonder if this game has hit the college campuses yet.
beer pong is so yesterday...
beerpong is a timeless classic... given it requires drinking and females are generally naturally disadvantaged due to height (trajectory of throw and distance from the cup causes less chance to score a bucket). Aside from the communicable diseases transferred through common drinking cups... and aside from the whole baseketball "psych out" meme where your scantily clad female opponents will inevitably bring out the big guns in an attempt to distract you, thereby making their fathers even more proud.
Literally, I can't believe the government (taxpayers) pays for kids to do this for 4+ years...
true. it is a timeless classic at that.
no off-season really - unless you count summer break - but i am sure they just use this brief interruption to hone their talents at the local pubs.
"Threatens Middle Class"-- what middle class?
'A shot must be taken every time Obama says 'You must pass this bill!'
Oh....we'll never be so lucky to get shots from a grassy knoll.
"middle class" is polite newspeak for "serfs"
Proletarian class....
Chocolate rations will increased to 20 grams.
Doubleplusgood
How about if the middle class threatens back with a strike? What happens to Obummer and his happy banksters if we all refuse to pay our debt?
"half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday"...LOL
pretty much sums it up, though I think Tyler was being generous to us with that figure
I noticed that the stock in my cabinet was surprisingly low last night...
Drat, looks like I got my stomache pumped yesterday night for no good reason. (Drinking the above ZHers' vodka.
PS- Middle class tax hike, by that he means inflation? health care insurance crap that raised my current premium 25%? All of the above?
baahhhhh. Drink more. bahhhhhhh (thats a sheep people. I'm fucking drunk, and no, by that I am Not fucking a sheep, Geez you dirty minded people!)
uh, cindy
WHAT MIDDLE CLASS!
inflation killed them off a while ago..
oh, the drink of choice now is OUZO!
The only vodka the middle class can afford is Popov. I'm sure Obama sips Ciroc.
Grey Goose bitchez...
if this gets any worse, people will only be able to afford...
MAD DOG 20-20
But Blankfein & Dimon can still trade lines off a hooker's tits, so it's all OK America.
Morgen David {mad dog} formula
20% grain alcohol
20% grape juice
60% unknown
That ain't Mad Dog.....that Mellow Delight!
Don't let the smooth taste fool ya!
that's right: after half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday, Now that's comedy!
Sorry Obama..I heard this speech before...
http://my.barackobama.com/page/signup/o2012-attackwatch-report-an-attack
I work in Apex, NC, which is where he just was this morning. I meant to go and throw a shoe at him.
I've been dreaming of him doing a meet and greet at my workplace for just this reason. On the other hand, he might not be worth losing one of my boots for.
Don't waste the shoe...
Dollar Store Flip Flop is more economical....after all, what's left of the Middle Class is in a depression.
Greetings northern neighbor! Bout 15 min south of ya.
pods
And 30 mins west for me.
If you ever get the chance again make sure you borrow one from Richard Reid...
My services are available to prewrite obituaries and eulogies, in exchange for a small fee, for those of you who intend to take up the challenge despite yesterday's tragic losses.
...better hurry...limited time only.
jeezus not again
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
At the rate that the middle class in America (aka Amerikranski) is being destroyed, threats against the middle class will be akin to pissing into the wind, which The Bernank does often, and when the backsplash hits ordinary people in the face, The Bernank tells them it's a warm, refreshing rain to nourish all those green shoots.
Recovery Summer™ 3.0 just passed by, and 50 million Americans on food stamps, record deficits and debt, a real jobless rate of 20%, falling real wages, inflation of about 9%, a housing depression, the ongoing draining of the savers and retirees to support Zombified Banks & Parasitic Wall Street, a housing depression that has no end, a Eurozone that's literally melting down, and more political rhetoric is all we get.
Oh, and equity markets are at NOMINAL levels last seen in 1999 (in real terms, mark that to 1986).
The new middle class lives at poverty level, so just try taking a chunk out of that. The rest are riding the paper ponzi of wealth, and truly cannot ante up a silver dime.
Showtime, bitchez.
Hey "oh-so-wise" Obama: is INFLATION TAXATION?...??
"Pass this bill!"
Yes by all means if you dont pass my "jobs bill" which is simply another kick the can stimulus bill that will create ZERO lasting employment the rapidly shrinking middle class will get higher taxes.
Im sorry to be blunt but I just cant keep it cordial any longer. I fucking hate this guy.
Stop....STOP>....STOP. I can't keep up with the shots....
The gentleman looks and sounds shit drunk!!
TOTUS is a moron. It's almost unbelievable.
Look up the you-tube video where he tells his audience he just visited 57 american states. that ought to do it for you. As my friend Dave Barry, would say, "I'm not making this up !"
He didn't say what year, did he? For all you know, he could be from the future.
The future must be pretty lame, then.
That's it!
He was sent back by a dying commie religion to kill their nemesis at a time when it was weakest.
Idiocracy in reverse - send a random asshat back in time to secure your dumbed-down future.
What are you talking about? There's no blood in my alcohol system!
"We're 'Merikans!...We're patriots and pioneers!" AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shoot me.
Need to get back to work.
In the meantie, here's YOUR homework assignment Obummer: go FUCK YOURSELF and while you do that you'll hopefully auto-erotic-asphyxiate yourself!
Jon Stewart was right. Campaign 'Bama is badass whereas President Obama is sad and tragic.
Ohhh Lord, he just said: JOBS and then PASS THIS BILL...... ...... (projectile vomit)
I have to leave...
Campaign Obama pretty much signaled all his presidential actions. They were always the same guy at heart. Stewart just needs to make himself feel better.
Another plan doomed to fail...in order to raise taxes on the middle class there needs to actually be....a middle class. IDIOTS!
I just outsmarted all of youze!
I filled the vodka bottle with chocolate milk!
Be careful! The gallon milk drinking challenge is near impossible - http://community.comedycentral.com/Video/Gallon-Milk-Challenge-Fail/04CFAFFFF0201ED1D001B011831F8
BloomTard blantanlty lying oon tv about latest bond auction of 13B 30Y...yes you guessed it...it was BETTR THEN EXPECTED :))))
Did Michelle take a separate jet to go shopping in Raleigh?
Actually TOTUS is in Raleigh. Speech is at State, and Apex is a burb just west.
pods
Obama: PASS THIS BILL OR I'LL BASH MY HEAD AGAINST ALL THOSE 10 INCH GLASS WALLS WHICH PROTECT ME FROM THE COMON PLEBS!!!
Could we borrow your King? I think we have a problem. Maybe he should threaten to bang his little fists on the table and scream until he gets his way.
He's back on vacation after that 1 working day... I'm sorry....
But would one of our princes do? THEY ARE GENIUSSES!!
Idiot 1:
http://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCgQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dg8C0tg17mWk&ei=yOdwTsDsCsSgOszu-KQJ&usg=AFQjCNEQXq8C8CWS8TwgWUZezNiu-7kQuQ&sig2=rHh5nlNN6vr5Lkac6mn3pQ
Idiot 2:
http://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CEEQtwIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-FJgR9Y0qdM&ei=JOhwTra8OoGAOuq00J8J&usg=AFQjCNHuam6f5EflgdEsuoHhiBJnay8hKQ&sig2=YJbkVHEit273TmJuEXqXow
Idiot 1 likes dogs and can't stop talking about dog because dog are so important.
Idiot 2 wants to be king so people will respect him, because now they don't.... they think he's a first class moron.... but they also think that about idiot 1...
We had the 'luxury' of waiting 34 months for him to put 'country before party'. What is anyone asks him why the urgency now? You would think he just took office.
His original 'promise' has turned into the most pathetic empty suit I have ever seen.
"I have destroyed an economy that was the engine of the world. I won't stop destroying it now".
Yes We Can? He has the audacity to drag that out again?
He should write another book. "The Paucity of Substance". It would make a good companion volume to "The Audacity of Hope".
!! plus. yes sadly that's about the size of it.
"The Paucity of Substance"
Haha. Nice.
Jesus, the Iphone salute looks like the new seig heil of celebrity worship. The tablet salute is even creepier.
Obama now begging the economy to take him back, leaves 118 messages in its voicemail
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Would it be too much to ask for someone, anyone in our "media" to ask a simple question of His Teleprompterness - uh, what freaking bill?
Had to go with wine today, still feel like shit from yesterday......maybe tequila tommorow.
The wifey brought home this bottle of chocolate wine made in Holland....said 14% but that was bullshit....felt like triple....it was a 2 espresso/2 motrin/2 bonghit morning.
I would rather have that fucking TSA agent swipe his hand inbetween my ass cheeks another 10 times (happened to me on my way out to Vegas last week) than to listen to this garbage.
Based on the comments here it sounds as if I saw the same speach yesterday anyway.
And we've been hearing the same speech, threats, false promises and crony pay-offs for decades from the leaders of the u.s.-supported MENA penal colonies, and now that mode of corruption has taken root right here.
giggity giggity
Pass this bill ... or else ...
Fucking do it already. Guy acts like a fucking dictator. Let's see how long it takes the USA to turn into Greece with tax avoidance / evasion.
Shit, I've been Greek since 2009 then. Oooooppppppaaaaahhhhhhhh
"If congress doesn't pass this giveaway rightaway, 'you people' are going to pay the price of a new tax".
If just a few million, say 20, "forgot" to file, just what are they going to do about it? Not one damn thing, there are not enough agents, not enough cells, period.
It just needs to be big enough, that's all.
"Pass this Bill!"
SON OF STIMULUS
Looks like I need more rum....
Obama has a common problem; he thinks he knows something. One doesn't want to torture dumb animals; but if he could somehow be made to see in some kind of blinding flash of insight, that he knows exactly, and absolutely, nothing; I'm sure he would shit his pants.
that last, that too shall pass. maybe he ate a FRN?
Judging the mass jubilation elicited by the mass crowd in response to Dear O’Leader’s speech, I have reserved myself to the fact that nothing will change until the inflation bomb finally goes off. They can suck my AK-47's barrel cock if they think I will give them any of my food and water stash.
I only read ZH for comedy value :D
i'm going to start working the imperative into my everyday speech..."you must cash this check!"
Zero Hedge has No mercy!!
Chocolate rain.. or chocolate pain?
This guy's not even good at being a puppet. And I ain't playin' the damn drinking game again today - two DUI citations in two days would probably be bad for me.
I find the timing of these speeches to be calculated. Directed to the Americans who are able to watch a televised speech in the middle of the day...
His constant speeches since last week seem timed to coincide with and obliterate coverage of the republican candidates debate as well as the criticism and alternative ideas that could have otherwise gotten the peoples attention.
Ha! Joke's on him. There isn't a 'middle class' to tax anymore
'Raise taxes' on what, the bankrupt middle class? The record poverty class? Obama I wish you the worst demise possible.
No, not really. "Middle class" has morphed into "all you broke-ass suckers." If he were to be that honest, the plebs might actually revolt.
Instead, when they hear 'middle class' they think, "Hey, that's not me anymore. Go get those rich bastards!"
See, middle class definition now is "eats 3 times per day".
Hey Obama, PISS OFF!
The Bernank has his head phones on and is in a state of bliss, singing loudly, impervious to his coworking mutants at 33 Liberty:
Pusherman
Bastards....I was wondering where all my Chivas has been going. I keep ordering it down at the desk and the bell-hop is looking at me very strangely, as I have CNBC cranked up and the window wide open with the mezzanine far below.
This bill will never pass solely due to the reason that it hasn't been handed to a congressional representative by a lobbyist - no tickee, no washee...
Two words for you ; Super Congress
Exactly. 12 Uber congress, answers to NO ONE!
Meanwhile america sits twiddling thumbs waiting to be saved, by another bailout or something.
Wow when this all suddenly implodes its going to be the biggest event in recorded human history, by far!
Easier to load up and buy off/threaten/extort 12 than to spread it around the whole of both houses.
pods
Rush said Tuesday that no "bill" had been filed yet ? Monedas 2011 They're just crankin' up the blame game !
someone give the constitutional professor a copy of the constitution. does separate but equal mean anything to the man?
Does this guy EVER shut up?
pods
Time for the "New Amerian Revolution: The Constitutional Over-Throw of the United States Government", coming soon, to a bookstore near you.
Does he mentioned marshal low, killing children, ripping an robbing on a streets? No?
So I see no need to pass this stupidulus now.
I keep waiting for him to go full Johnnie Cochran...
"If you want this pothole filled, you must pass this bill. If you know I'm a total shill, you must pass this bill. If you like your pickles dill..."
Thankfully I'm at work, and am doing shots of green tea.
in between vomits , do a quick clean-up and get online to order one of these for your kid(s) ... Christmas is just around the corner !http://www.ashtondrake.com/products/301426001_barack-obama-vinyl-doll.ht...
W T F ?
I wonder if the manger is sold separately?
Poor little Barry, raised by his "typical white person" banker grandmother.
Repalce Old Glory with the Kenyan flag, and I bet you could sell millions of them.
Jobs bill is just enough to keep the postal workers employed and provide accomodation for returning Vets.
Nothing more, move along.
Obama's proposed cut of the interest deduction on mortgages IS A TAX HIKE on the middle class !!!!
Demagogue: A leader who makes use of false claims and promises in order to gain power.
Why is it that if I rent my home from a private company or person, I don't get a tax break, but if I borrow money and pay my rent to a bank, I pay less taxes? It almost seems like i'm being enticed into participate in the global debt securitization ponzi scheme, playing the part of ignorant home buyer. Yes, I think the tax brake is "incentive" for idiots to buy super leveraged assets and call them "investments", so that some asshole further down the line can make a few million in his bonus check.
Fear not, middle class fire hero, if the incentive for idiots to own homes is removed, then it would probably be the final nail in the coffin for the housing market. As such, I wouldn't worry too much about the government tit being pulled from your lips just yet. No, you can probably continue being a welfare queen just like many major corporations and impoverished poeple, for some time to come.
The Deceiver in Chief has spoken! All bow in abeyance to Emperor Obama!
Pass the Bill / Pass the Buck / It's goin' down / WTF
Hike the taxes / Slash the jobs / Banks got theirs / Screw you, slobs
Don't complain / Get in line / A tasering / Will do you fine
does anyone besides me pay attention to his speech style in front of different groups. Sometimes its the folksy ghetto type speech, sometimes eloquent, sometimes mean and nasty (with expressions to match.
I think he really thinks he is the smartest man in the country.
http://onemansblog.com/2007/11/06/smartest-man-in-the-world-has-diarrhea-of-the-mouth/
"If we don't pass this bill, life as we know it on this planet will end!"
And I'm all for it! I am tired of a life filled with threats from my government!
more than one way to print
a possitive GDP 3rd quarter number...
with out this 4-500 bil jobs bill
3rd Q GDP would be negative ..
I forget which movie this was... (Cleavon Little pointing gun at himself) Pass this bill or I'll shoot the nigger.
Blazing Saddles?
bingo
Blazing Saddles...
"Do what he say! Do what he say!"
Play before every TOTUS appearance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I&feature=related
Why don't they just turn this shit into a Reality show already? We are already 80% of the way there. All we are missing is a few tantrums, thrown chairs, and crying.
So you want to put Pelosi, Geraldo, and Boehner in a room to kick this off??
If he wants Congress to "pass this bill now!", he might want to tell one of the 192 democrat members of the house that the first step would be for one of them to put the bill in the hopper. To date, not one of them has filed the bill with the clerk.
I DRINK CANT ANYMORE!
Introduce a bill to disband the federal government of the USSA... and I'll support passing the bill. Otherwise, drop dead.
Congress; Even though you are a bunch of corrupt, useless fuckwads, my advice is to IGNORE THIS BILL.
OOOOh say can you see, by the dawns early light?
Uhhhhh, no can I see.