Barack "You Must Pass This Bill" Obama Speaks (Again), Threatens Middle Class With Tax Hikes
You know it: the chief Nobel prize winner in Oration and Teleprompting is out and about and has already threatened that unless Congress acts, the middle class will see a tax hike. And by act he means "passing this bill." That's right: after half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday, the challenge is back for the second day in a row. The rules are known: a shot must be taken every time Obama says "You must pass this bill."
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Okay pass the vodka
Ouzo is the drink of the hour
Absinthe!
If your going to die from alcohol poising you might as well go green.
i wonder if this game has hit the college campuses yet.
beer pong is so yesterday...
beerpong is a timeless classic... given it requires drinking and females are generally naturally disadvantaged due to height (trajectory of throw and distance from the cup causes less chance to score a bucket). Aside from the communicable diseases transferred through common drinking cups... and aside from the whole baseketball "psych out" meme where your scantily clad female opponents will inevitably bring out the big guns in an attempt to distract you, thereby making their fathers even more proud.
Literally, I can't believe the government (taxpayers) pays for kids to do this for 4+ years...
true. it is a timeless classic at that.
no off-season really - unless you count summer break - but i am sure they just use this brief interruption to hone their talents at the local pubs.
"Threatens Middle Class"-- what middle class?
'A shot must be taken every time Obama says 'You must pass this bill!'
Oh....we'll never be so lucky to get shots from a grassy knoll.
"middle class" is polite newspeak for "serfs"
Proletarian class....
Chocolate rations will increased to 20 grams.
Doubleplusgood
How about if the middle class threatens back with a strike? What happens to Obummer and his happy banksters if we all refuse to pay our debt?
"half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday"...LOL
pretty much sums it up, though I think Tyler was being generous to us with that figure
I noticed that the stock in my cabinet was surprisingly low last night...
Drat, looks like I got my stomache pumped yesterday night for no good reason. (Drinking the above ZHers' vodka.
PS- Middle class tax hike, by that he means inflation? health care insurance crap that raised my current premium 25%? All of the above?
baahhhhh. Drink more. bahhhhhhh (thats a sheep people. I'm fucking drunk, and no, by that I am Not fucking a sheep, Geez you dirty minded people!)
uh, cindy
WHAT MIDDLE CLASS!
inflation killed them off a while ago..
oh, the drink of choice now is OUZO!
The only vodka the middle class can afford is Popov. I'm sure Obama sips Ciroc.
Grey Goose bitchez...
if this gets any worse, people will only be able to afford...
MAD DOG 20-20
But Blankfein & Dimon can still trade lines off a hooker's tits, so it's all OK America.
Morgen David {mad dog} formula
20% grain alcohol
20% grape juice
60% unknown
That ain't Mad Dog.....that Mellow Delight!
Don't let the smooth taste fool ya!
that's right: after half our readers were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning yesterday, Now that's comedy!
Sorry Obama..I heard this speech before...
http://my.barackobama.com/page/signup/o2012-attackwatch-report-an-attack
I work in Apex, NC, which is where he just was this morning. I meant to go and throw a shoe at him.
I've been dreaming of him doing a meet and greet at my workplace for just this reason. On the other hand, he might not be worth losing one of my boots for.
Don't waste the shoe...
Dollar Store Flip Flop is more economical....after all, what's left of the Middle Class is in a depression.
Greetings northern neighbor! Bout 15 min south of ya.
pods
And 30 mins west for me.
If you ever get the chance again make sure you borrow one from Richard Reid...
My services are available to prewrite obituaries and eulogies, in exchange for a small fee, for those of you who intend to take up the challenge despite yesterday's tragic losses.
...better hurry...limited time only.
jeezus not again
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
At the rate that the middle class in America (aka Amerikranski) is being destroyed, threats against the middle class will be akin to pissing into the wind, which The Bernank does often, and when the backsplash hits ordinary people in the face, The Bernank tells them it's a warm, refreshing rain to nourish all those green shoots.
Recovery Summer™ 3.0 just passed by, and 50 million Americans on food stamps, record deficits and debt, a real jobless rate of 20%, falling real wages, inflation of about 9%, a housing depression, the ongoing draining of the savers and retirees to support Zombified Banks & Parasitic Wall Street, a housing depression that has no end, a Eurozone that's literally melting down, and more political rhetoric is all we get.
Oh, and equity markets are at NOMINAL levels last seen in 1999 (in real terms, mark that to 1986).
The new middle class lives at poverty level, so just try taking a chunk out of that. The rest are riding the paper ponzi of wealth, and truly cannot ante up a silver dime.
Showtime, bitchez.
Hey "oh-so-wise" Obama: is INFLATION TAXATION?...??
"Pass this bill!"
Yes by all means if you dont pass my "jobs bill" which is simply another kick the can stimulus bill that will create ZERO lasting employment the rapidly shrinking middle class will get higher taxes.
Im sorry to be blunt but I just cant keep it cordial any longer. I fucking hate this guy.
Stop....STOP>....STOP. I can't keep up with the shots....
The gentleman looks and sounds shit drunk!!
TOTUS is a moron. It's almost unbelievable.
Look up the you-tube video where he tells his audience he just visited 57 american states. that ought to do it for you. As my friend Dave Barry, would say, "I'm not making this up !"
He didn't say what year, did he? For all you know, he could be from the future.
The future must be pretty lame, then.
That's it!
He was sent back by a dying commie religion to kill their nemesis at a time when it was weakest.
Idiocracy in reverse - send a random asshat back in time to secure your dumbed-down future.
What are you talking about? There's no blood in my alcohol system!
"We're 'Merikans!...We're patriots and pioneers!" AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shoot me.
Need to get back to work.
In the meantie, here's YOUR homework assignment Obummer: go FUCK YOURSELF and while you do that you'll hopefully auto-erotic-asphyxiate yourself!
Jon Stewart was right. Campaign 'Bama is badass whereas President Obama is sad and tragic.
Ohhh Lord, he just said: JOBS and then PASS THIS BILL...... ...... (projectile vomit)
I have to leave...
Campaign Obama pretty much signaled all his presidential actions. They were always the same guy at heart. Stewart just needs to make himself feel better.
Another plan doomed to fail...in order to raise taxes on the middle class there needs to actually be....a middle class. IDIOTS!
I just outsmarted all of youze!
I filled the vodka bottle with chocolate milk!
Be careful! The gallon milk drinking challenge is near impossible - http://community.comedycentral.com/Video/Gallon-Milk-Challenge-Fail/04CFAFFFF0201ED1D001B011831F8
BloomTard blantanlty lying oon tv about latest bond auction of 13B 30Y...yes you guessed it...it was BETTR THEN EXPECTED :))))
Did Michelle take a separate jet to go shopping in Raleigh?
Actually TOTUS is in Raleigh. Speech is at State, and Apex is a burb just west.
pods
Obama: PASS THIS BILL OR I'LL BASH MY HEAD AGAINST ALL THOSE 10 INCH GLASS WALLS WHICH PROTECT ME FROM THE COMON PLEBS!!!
Could we borrow your King? I think we have a problem. Maybe he should threaten to bang his little fists on the table and scream until he gets his way.
He's back on vacation after that 1 working day... I'm sorry....
But would one of our princes do? THEY ARE GENIUSSES!!
Idiot 1:
http://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCgQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dg8C0tg17mWk&ei=yOdwTsDsCsSgOszu-KQJ&usg=AFQjCNEQXq8C8CWS8TwgWUZezNiu-7kQuQ&sig2=rHh5nlNN6vr5Lkac6mn3pQ
Idiot 2:
http://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CEEQtwIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-FJgR9Y0qdM&ei=JOhwTra8OoGAOuq00J8J&usg=AFQjCNHuam6f5EflgdEsuoHhiBJnay8hKQ&sig2=YJbkVHEit273TmJuEXqXow
Idiot 1 likes dogs and can't stop talking about dog because dog are so important.
Idiot 2 wants to be king so people will respect him, because now they don't.... they think he's a first class moron.... but they also think that about idiot 1...
We had the 'luxury' of waiting 34 months for him to put 'country before party'. What is anyone asks him why the urgency now? You would think he just took office.
His original 'promise' has turned into the most pathetic empty suit I have ever seen.
"I have destroyed an economy that was the engine of the world. I won't stop destroying it now".
Yes We Can? He has the audacity to drag that out again?
He should write another book. "The Paucity of Substance". It would make a good companion volume to "The Audacity of Hope".
!! plus. yes sadly that's about the size of it.
"The Paucity of Substance"
Haha. Nice.
Jesus, the Iphone salute looks like the new seig heil of celebrity worship. The tablet salute is even creepier.
Obama now begging the economy to take him back, leaves 118 messages in its voicemail
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Would it be too much to ask for someone, anyone in our "media" to ask a simple question of His Teleprompterness - uh, what freaking bill?
Had to go with wine today, still feel like shit from yesterday......maybe tequila tommorow.
The wifey brought home this bottle of chocolate wine made in Holland....said 14% but that was bullshit....felt like triple....it was a 2 espresso/2 motrin/2 bonghit morning.
I would rather have that fucking TSA agent swipe his hand inbetween my ass cheeks another 10 times (happened to me on my way out to Vegas last week) than to listen to this garbage.
Based on the comments here it sounds as if I saw the same speach yesterday anyway.
And we've been hearing the same speech, threats, false promises and crony pay-offs for decades from the leaders of the u.s.-supported MENA penal colonies, and now that mode of corruption has taken root right here.
giggity giggity
Pass this bill ... or else ...
Fucking do it already. Guy acts like a fucking dictator. Let's see how long it takes the USA to turn into Greece with tax avoidance / evasion.
Shit, I've been Greek since 2009 then. Oooooppppppaaaaahhhhhhhh
"If congress doesn't pass this giveaway rightaway, 'you people' are going to pay the price of a new tax".
If just a few million, say 20, "forgot" to file, just what are they going to do about it? Not one damn thing, there are not enough agents, not enough cells, period.
It just needs to be big enough, that's all.
"Pass this Bill!"
SON OF STIMULUS
Looks like I need more rum....
Obama has a common problem; he thinks he knows something. One doesn't want to torture dumb animals; but if he could somehow be made to see in some kind of blinding flash of insight, that he knows exactly, and absolutely, nothing; I'm sure he would shit his pants.
that last, that too shall pass. maybe he ate a FRN?
Judging the mass jubilation elicited by the mass crowd in response to Dear O’Leader’s speech, I have reserved myself to the fact that nothing will change until the inflation bomb finally goes off. They can suck my AK-47's barrel cock if they think I will give them any of my food and water stash.
I only read ZH for comedy value :D
i'm going to start working the imperative into my everyday speech..."you must cash this check!"
Zero Hedge has No mercy!!
Chocolate rain.. or chocolate pain?
This guy's not even good at being a puppet. And I ain't playin' the damn drinking game again today - two DUI citations in two days would probably be bad for me.