BBC Does It Again: "In The Absence Of A Credible Plan We Will Have A Global Financial Meltdown In Two To Three Weeks" - IMF Advisor

Tyler Durden's picture




A week after the BBC exploded Alessio Rastani to the stage, it has just done it all over again. In an interview with IMF advisor Robert Shapiro, the bailout expert has pretty much said what, once again, is on everyone's mind: "If they can not address [the financial crisis] in a credible way I believe within perhaps 2 to 3 weeks we will have a meltdown in sovereign debt which will produce a meltdown across the European banking system. We are not just talking about a relatively small Belgian bank, we are talking about the largest banks in the world, the largest banks in Germany, the largest banks in France, that will spread to the United Kingdom, it will spread everywhere because the global financial system is so interconnected. All those banks are counterparties to every significant bank in the United States, and in Britain, and in Japan, and around the world. This would be a crisis that would be in my view more serrious than the crisis in 2008.... What we don't know the state of credit default swaps held by banks against sovereign debt and against European banks, nor do we know the state of CDS held by British banks, nor are we certain of how certain the exposure of British banks is to the Ireland sovereign debt problems."

But no, Morgan Stanley does, or so they swear an unlimited number of times each day. And they say not to worry about anything because, you see, it is not like they have any upside in telling anyone the truth. Which is why for everyone hung up on the latest rumor of a plan about a plan about a plan spread by a newspaper whose very viability is tied in with that of the banks that pay for its advertising revenue, we have one thing to ask: "show us the actual plan please." Because it is easy to say "recapitalize" this, and "bad bank" that. In practice, it is next to impossible. So yes, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy this brief relief rally driven by the fact that China is offline for the week and that the persistent source of overnight selling on Chinese "hard/crash landing" concerns has been gone simply due to an extended national holiday. Well, that holiday is coming to an end.

By the way, Reuters, Shapiro is not a Yes Man -we'll spare you the ruminations.

h/t Scrataliano

5
Your rating: None Average: 5 (33 votes)

 
 


Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:42 | 1747342 mynhair
mynhair's picture

1300, here we come!  Very bullish.

Won't be a short left by then.

Then 1000, even more bullish!

More Sheeple to shear.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:43 | 1747352 CH1
CH1's picture

Definitely bullish. Dow 36,000.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:48 | 1747379 redpill
redpill's picture

Transitory.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:52 | 1747405 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:54 | 1747420 redpill
redpill's picture

I don't do that stuff anymore but if I was going to spark one up it would be with Willie.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 15:56 | 1747430 Fish Gone Bad
Fish Gone Bad's picture

Until then...  everyone will just pretend that shit is not going to hit the fan.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:05 | 1747469 AldousHuxley
AldousHuxley's picture

When you have pile of shit and a fan blowing, you can only delay the inevitable for so long.

This is BBC justifying ...Bank of England QE of £75bn

 


 


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1747579 Popo
Popo's picture

Right about now they're going to declare an emergency
..requiring emergency financial powers. No there's no time to think about laws or constitutions. Just give us your money and we'll make the threat go away. If you don't give us insane quantities of money, we'll blow ourselves (and you) up.

Financial terrorism at its finest...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:35 | 1747601 redpill
redpill's picture

Stop that critical thinking, stop it!  The world is too dangerous to be doing that, we just need to be observant and report upward.  If you see something, say something.  Got it?  Now get in the radiation booth, citizen.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:58 | 1747672 akak
akak's picture

I see corruption within Washington, Wall Street, and the Fed.

OK, I said it.  Now what?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:09 | 1747708 Manthong
Manthong's picture

Melt-up.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:14 | 1747721 wisefool
wisefool's picture

Willie nelson is a farsical figure who neither added or detracted to the debt of th USA, yet they almost put him in a zero escape prison for the same stuff that Timmay does on a regular basis. Not just with his own tax forms, but with the worlds.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:41 | 1747811 flacon
flacon's picture

...but you can't eat gold.... or silver.... SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! 

/SARC

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1747905 spiral_eyes
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:40 | 1747968 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Let's take this thread...

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1747971 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Outside...

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1747974 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

 

 

The...

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:42 | 1747976 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Margin...

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:43 | 1747978 Pool Shark
Pool Shark's picture

 

 

Uh, oh...

How do we get back?

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:27 | 1748065 Cynical Sidney
Cynical Sidney's picture

damn you pool shark stop that. what are you like 6 years old? if you have nothing to say go make your own thread on the last page

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:42 | 1748091 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Ialwayswonderedifyoucouldinsituationslikethisextendthewidthofthepagesimplybytypingareallylongword.

I guess we'll never know.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:57 | 1748135 grunk
grunk's picture

You're heading to the dark side of the computer screen.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:01 | 1748142 FEDbuster
FEDbuster's picture

Wake me up when "Occupy the Hamptons" starts.  They don't like it when people shit where they live.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:18 | 1748330 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

I think you mean "Torch the Hamptons".

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:12 | 1748586 Hansel
Hansel's picture

Must.go.all.the.waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Seriously, how far can this go?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:13 | 1748588 Hansel
Hansel's picture

Pete.and.Repeat.were.sitting.on.a.fence.Pete.fell.off.who's.left?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:13 | 1748589 Hansel
Hansel's picture

Pete.and.Repeat.were.sitting.on.a.fence.Pete.fell.off.who's.left?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:32 | 1748203 Dick Fitz
Dick Fitz's picture

You can't.

Ya just can't.

Once it's this fucked

Reset is the only option.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:56 | 1748419 WakeUpPeeeeeople
WakeUpPeeeeeople's picture

reset, as in throwing the lever on the guillotine

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:54 | 1747997 slewie the pi-rat
slewie the pi-rat's picture

we are doomed, BiCheZ!!!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:16 | 1748042 BigJim
BigJim's picture

@spiraleyes

you can eat gold.

...and it comes out the other end good as new!

Might want to give it a rinse, maybe.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:18 | 1748049 BigJim
BigJim's picture

Hey Tyler, I see that the FT, Establishment rag par excellence, is saying RBS is looking like it needs recapitalisation now. Any more analysis on this? Sounds like a Reggie M. kinda thing.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:18 | 1748488 TruthHunter
TruthHunter's picture

...and it comes out the other end good as new!

 

That's the shit that's hitting the fan

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:50 | 1748240 jekyll island
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:46 | 1747817 Pinto Currency
Pinto Currency's picture

 

The BBC is just helping out.

 

After ignoring the rigging of the gold and silver markets at London's LBMA and New York's Comex for 15 years and thereby ignoring the rigging of the world's interest rate and debt markets while the biggest central bank currency, debt and speculation bubble in history was blown, they have been key enablers to the destabilization of the world's markets.

 

Now they are trying to  help us out by giving us a couple of weeks notice.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:50 | 1747843 flacon
flacon's picture

Siver run imminent!: "I made enough money on the stock exchange to buy myself one tenth of the silver I could have bought ten years ago!"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:41 | 1747961 SilverRhino
SilverRhino's picture

Even the craigslist ads for silver are starting to dry up.

 

 

EDIT: HERE's a nice hit.   http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/clt/2587897475.html  100 - 10oz AG bars at spot +1 dollar.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:15 | 1748592 Shirley Wilfahrt
Shirley Wilfahrt's picture

Just bought 13 troy for 85% of spot....included 2 ase, and most of the rest in 90% coins....off local CL ad...

 

He told me local pawn shops were offering him 60-65% of spot....

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 00:33 | 1748743 DavidAKZ
DavidAKZ's picture

Perth Mint apologises for their online buy systems freezing up

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:40 | 1748655 Penniless Pauper
Penniless Pauper's picture

I know a lot of "smart people" who can not understand statements like that.   Must be why I don't have many friends any more... Oh well there is always Zero Hedge :)

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:06 | 1748155 Arkadaba
Arkadaba's picture

Yep!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:13 | 1748173 Bringin It
Bringin It's picture

Pinto - Best post on the thread.

After ignoring the rigging of the gold and silver markets at London's LBMA and New York's Comex for 15 years and thereby ignoring the rigging of the world's interest rate and debt markets while the biggest central bank currency, debt and speculation bubble in history was blown, they have been key enablers to the destabilization of the world's markets.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:01 | 1747868 AldousHuxley
AldousHuxley's picture

bring out the guillotine!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:25 | 1747759 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

Your money or your life. Where our Oligarchs Gone Wild guy? Did they get him too?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:48 | 1747836 flacon
flacon's picture

Your money or your life

 

Treasury Secretaries give robbers a bad name!  Paulson? Bevis - I mean Geithner?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:32 | 1747950 nmewn
nmewn's picture

What I really want to know is...will this crony-monetary-collapse-contagion thingy effect the whole bread & circuses part of the show?

And everyone was clearly promised soft little puppies prancing in the green shoots & skittle shitting unicorns...someone needs to pay up ;-)

Meanwhile....

Head of Energy Department loan program steps down amid Solyndra controversy

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/jonathan-silver-head-of-doe-loan-guarantee-program-to-step-down/2011/10/06/gIQAzQmlQL_story.html?wpisrc=al_national

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:20 | 1748187 Arkadaba
Arkadaba's picture

I found this somewhat encouraging.. That being said I can't push myself into a left, right, republican, liberal box. Grew up in Canada - big country with a small population which naturally encouraged universal health and sharing - it does work. Also moved off shore because of no opportunities at home. Hated Bush, hated Obama's continuation of the same policies. One thing is I can say to ZH is thanks for making me question everything. OMG - Toronto just scored again. Bitchez!

http://dailybail.com/home/photo-of-the-day-dear-moveonorg.html

 

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:26 | 1748349 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Always question everything, everywhere, until proven true.

Its amazing really when you think about it...one side puts up "pills for seniors" to bribe the public for the vote and the other says if you take these pills away seniors will surely die...a statist catch-22...lol.

It would be funny if it were not so damned corrupt.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:06 | 1748769 Arkadaba
Arkadaba's picture

My mom is still around though she will have to do the seniors driving test next spring (actually hoping she fails - she shouldn't be driving). That being said - her kids and her grandkids love her. And how do you put a price on that.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 05:52 | 1748945 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Both of mine have passed on to a place where they can better keep an eye on me ;-)

My wife is going through the trauma of having to let one go now. There will be a giant hole that can never be filled or even fully explained to someone who's never gone through it when it does happen. Its all part of it. The love of family always helps in times like this. Love & cherish each other while you're all here together.

Yes, there is no price on the family and no burden to large to bear in support of it.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:39 | 1747965 Pinktip
Fri, 10/07/2011 - 06:54 | 1749011 Seer
Seer's picture

Well, it's really not "our" money.  The USD, anyway, says that it belongs to the Federal Reserve :-(

But, really, if it's shit fiat then should we really care?  It's like the Monopoly Game is being played, and rather than walk away from the game so that we can go get something to eat, we keep playing, thinking that somehow food will come to us (either some servant or, by way of the game itself).  Not a great analogy, but hopefully the gist is there (quit playing the game, turn in the fake money [and stupid game pieces] and get on with what's real).

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:22 | 1747750 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

I said "QE in England" just last week. Where's my Jolly Rancher? Anywho spot on. Absolutely cover for QE...over there...and who the he'll is messing with my I-phone God dammit!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:32 | 1747951 AldousHuxley
AldousHuxley's picture

no jolly rancher, but this may amuse you

 

Lehman Sues Goldman Over Collapse of Real-Estate Deal

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405297020338880457661537006853020...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:44 | 1748666 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

so much for my billion shares of Lehman doubling to 2 cents. DAMN IT!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:32 | 1748202 BigInJapan
BigInJapan's picture

Yes.

That, and preparing them for the printing yet to come.

Moronic.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:00 | 1748232 Michael
Michael's picture

Some of the private corportions in the banking industry are just going to have to file for bankruptcy. No big deal. Stronger players will emerge to take their place.

 We must never again let private banks get so big that when they go bankrupt, they ruin the whole of society.

Has anyone seen the movie, The Road?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:48 | 1748675 riley martini
riley martini's picture

 Yeah Europe going full fascist just like the  USA  . Marx was right about somethings when capitalism fails people go left to fascism then socialism then collaspe . But alas Marxism never succedes the Socialism collaspe like Marx hoped .  Marx never envisioned how complex the world would become.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 07:01 | 1749021 Seer
Seer's picture

"Stronger players will emerge to take their place."

More like the existing TBTF entities will gobble up the small fry and further consolidate their TBTF-ness.

It's musical chairs.  For those that don't know it, the chairs slowly get removed until there's only one left...  Will we get down to only one chair?  Don't know.  But, the gorging will end, and when it does those left standing (or, sitting, in the case of musical chairs) will puke it all up, at which point we should not do like my dog does and...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:49 | 1748239 Buck Johnson
Buck Johnson's picture

Bingo, also this guy was right everyone is creeping to the door when all hell breaks loose when the debt and CDS start to unravel.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:14 | 1748314 lano1106
lano1106's picture

I think that you are right but I wonder if the purpose of the message could not be multiple.

 

What I have in mind is that on this site, people often scream against BS rumors serving as hopeium to pump up the market. Could it be possible that this type of communication could serve as hopium for short investors so that TPTB can screw both sides sequentially?

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 04:21 | 1748902 Ken Frost
Ken Frost's picture


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:07 | 1747482 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

They just did 'Shit Hitting the Fan' on Myth Busters, and found that yep, when you throw shit at a fan, it goes everywhere.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:14 | 1747901 Schmuck Raker
Schmuck Raker's picture

No shit?!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:44 | 1748098 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Bigtime.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1748469 Let them eat iPads
Let them eat iPads's picture

Hollywood coroborates that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZdp46Jen_w

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:08 | 1747487 Panic Panic Panic
Panic Panic Panic's picture

Their gonna need a bigger fan.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:58 | 1747671 Strider52
Strider52's picture

@Panic: Dude, I just took 2 Happy Pills and that made me ROTFL. (The 'bigger fan' thing.)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:11 | 1747712 Manthong
Manthong's picture

Larger sack.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:35 | 1747788 Incubus
Incubus's picture

where does shit go when it gets sucked into a black hole?  Matter cannot be "deleted"--so where does it go? 

Regardless, I think we're on the supposed exit end of a black hole that's about to suck in a fuckload of shit.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:09 | 1747888 AldousHuxley
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:11 | 1748031 Element
Element's picture

Not so much blackhole, more of a shadow hole.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:36 | 1748084 Axenolith
Axenolith's picture

It's there, just infinite mass and zero volume...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:06 | 1748094 akak
akak's picture

Like when I mute the TV on Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:46 | 1748391 WonderDawg
WonderDawg's picture

Why bother with mute when you can just change the channel, or better yet, turn off the TV?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:00 | 1748432 akak
akak's picture

It's like gawking at a car wreck --- you know you shouldn't, but there is a certain morbid and perverse fascination in doing so anyway.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:23 | 1748785 Hook Line and S...
Hook Line and Sphincter's picture

or trying to suppress my fascination with wanting to give good loving to Barbara Boxer

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:46 | 1748102 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

where does shit go when it gets sucked into a black hole?  Matter cannot be "deleted"--so where does it go?

The Fed's balance sheet.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:37 | 1748218 DeadFred
DeadFred's picture

Matter that gets sucked into a black gets spewed out in an alternate universe. Imagine the delight when THAT starts spewing out...    Could D.C. be that alternate universe?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:24 | 1748505 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

Black square.  Malevich.  The shit will go directly back to where it came from and it would appear to me that the rather enormous pile of shit is already starting to make the turn based simply upon the fact that the "occupy wall street" movement is dotted with a few End the Fed signs.  Nothing to be too optimistic about just right away.  This effort is going to take some time.  But then again what do I know?  This is only my third blog post ever.LOL

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:38 | 1748221 rosiescenario
rosiescenario's picture

.or higher rpms and looser shit...or a combination of both....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:48 | 1748053 BlackholeDivestment
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:05 | 1748444 G-R-U-N-T
G-R-U-N-T's picture

.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:51 | 1748560 zoomer
zoomer's picture

I think that is the most intelligent comment I've read in the last five minutes.

Well put!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:03 | 1747456 Fukushima Sam
Fukushima Sam's picture

Absolutely.  Everything is just fine over at the EU.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:16 | 1748170 Dr. Richard Head
Dr. Richard Head's picture

It's obvious that the banks are under-capitalized to anyone paying attention. In fact, known since 2008 for many. There are just a couple of questions that come to my simple little lap dog husband of a man mind.

Why isn't the question of who has this capital needed to recapitalize these banks asked? More importantly, how can this capital be even be known to be available to cover the undisclosed amounts of credit default swaps if the amount of CDS isn't even known?

Many would argue that fiat debt is the capital they seek, the debt is the currency of this collapse. The reality of those rich in debt is the status quo that is being defended heavily be this financial oligopoly, while the natives grow restless on the streets. The problem is not enough know of the debt based system we live in and argue arounds the edges. Too high level for some, so to simplify it I would ask, why the Hell are they telling the people the truths now? Seems like plenty of other opportunities presented themselves in the past three years to create more debt to strap on those of the world not crony.

Either the death rattle grows louder during fiat's Hospice stay or....I don't actually think there is an or.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:41 | 1752477 my puppy for prez
my puppy for prez's picture

The NWO globalist plutocrats ALWAYS tell us what they are going to do....it is part of their "code of conduct"!  It's just that not too many pay attention.  Seriously, this is how it works.  It is part of their sick occult minds to send out the warning, watch the ants go about their business,  and then do that scary Vincent Price laugh behind their fortress gates when the SHTF and society collapses.  They love it....the are evil.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:40 | 1747618 mfoste1
mfoste1's picture

same old shit different day

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!