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Be Afraid Europe, Be Very Afraid - Tim Geithner Is Now "Helping" You

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If there was one piece of news that could force an all out panic in a market already on the edge, it is that outgoing (as in finally departing) US Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, was getting involved in the European Crisis. Sadly, this is precisely what happened.

  • SPAIN DEPUTY PM: US TREASURY'S GEITHNER AGREES TO WORK WITH SPAIN TO RESOLVE BANK CRISIS - DJ
  • SAENZ DE SANTAMARIA SAYS GEITHNER URGES SPAIN BANK SOLUTION
  • SPAIN'S SAENZ DE SANTAMARIA TOLD GEITHNER OF REFORM EFFORTS
  • GEITHNER DISCUSSED SPAIN'S PLANS TO STRENGTHEN FINANCE SECTOR
  • SPAIN'S SAENZ DE SANTAMARIA TOLD GEITHNER OF REFORM EFFORTS

 

More from Bloomberg:

U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner, Spain’s deputy prime minister, Soraya Saenz de Santamaria, met to discuss Spain’s plans to bolster banking system. The Pair discussed progress Spain made on fiscal, structural reforms, Spanish govt’s plans to strengthen financial sector and support recovery and job creation, and broader challenges facing Europe, global economy, Treasury says in e-mail. The meeting was held at Treasury Dept.

Sorry, Europe, you are now doomed.

Then again, Geithner's involvement may have a silver lining. Recall that the last time Geithner appeared on the European scene in September 2011, everyone's utmost hatred of the American was channeled into a reconciliation of differences, and led Europe to set off on a path that led to the LTRO and at least fooling some of the C-grade commentariat that Europe was fixed.

From September 15:

Europe Tells Geithner To Take His Advice And Shove It

 

Just because it is not enough for Tim Geithner to be mocked, ridiculed and generally despised on one continent, the former New York Fed "Hudsucker Proxy-style" plant has just managed to become the most despised individual on at least one more continent. Bloomberg reports that European Central Bank Executive Board member Juergen Stark said countries offering advice on how Europe should solve its debt crisis should put their own fiscal situation in order first. "Finger-pointing in the direction of Europe shouldn’t prevent others from putting their budgets in order and doing their homework before handing out advice to Europeans," Stark said at an event in Vienna. This probably means it is safe to assume that the ECB, after listening to the human caricature of Beavis twice in a row on implementing totally failed stress tests, will not take up Timmy on his latest proposal of how Europe should fix itself. It is also safe to say that Europe just have a perfect example of how one should shut up a corrupt, incompetent, cheating, printer of virtually infinite one-ply US debt.

 

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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:55 | 2481404 ElvisDog
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Wait, did I miss something? Geithner is leaving? What's the over/under on how many days before he accepts a job at GS or JPM?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:59 | 2481433 Banksters
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Geetner's first job was for Satan Kissinger.   He defines the term  ass nugget.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:04 | 2481460 SilverTree
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"No risk of that"

-T.G.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:05 | 2481463 CrazyCooter
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Timmy!

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:36 | 2481572 UBIGDummy
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I think the title is all wrong.... 

Maybe

TIMMAY to screw the day!

or 

Timmay, done screwing USA, now moving on to Spain!

or

Turbo Tax Timmay to bury billions of Fed/treasury money in Spain!

Whatcha think?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:49 | 2481618 bdc63
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"I'm from the US Treasury and I'm here to help you" ...

Seriously, Europe, RUN AWAY-- AS FAST AS YOUR EUROCHIC GIRLY SHOES WILL TAKE YOU ....

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:19 | 2482854 Popo
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Interesting that Greece apparently does not get Turbotax Timmy's help, but Spain does?

Is that because the Greeks have already mastered the art of dodging taxes, but the Spaniards haven't yet?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:07 | 2481470 Canadian Dirtlump
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I can't wait for his OP ed piece in spanish newspapers "welcome to the recovery."

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:14 | 2481493 wisefool
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It think he is going to use his senate confirmation hearing language.

"It (the spanish economy) was a mistake, I'll fix it! Timmmaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:18 | 2481509 Michael
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See something say something.

Call Fairfax County Virgina Sherriff's office and report criminal activity at the Builderberg meeting.

Multiple violations of federal law are taking place there, specifically of the Logan Act.

Sedition and treason are being perpetrated by elected government officials, one namely John Kerry at attendence plotting criminal activity against the USA.

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/

Call Sheriff Stan Barry, demand he do his duty and arrest those Federal government officials for violating US Law! 

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/contactus.htm 

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:30 | 2481546 BlueCollaredOne
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I'll be there on Saturday. Anyone else coming out?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:22 | 2482858 Popo
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Please exercise your second amendment rights.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:40 | 2482460 financial apoca...
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Timmy is a cunt. By the end of this year, most of what he said wud never happen, will have occured and he should be burnt on the streets for conspiracy and high treason

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:34 | 2481554 Soul Train
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Will he replace and take Jaime's position, after his buddy croney bankster jettisons out of his CDS derivitives cockpit with his JPM golden parachute?

Imagine that.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:59 | 2481434 Winston Churchill
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Whatya mean ?

He's been working for them all along.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:44 | 2481602 Pairadimes
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He would be wise to head for a nation with which we do not have an extradition agreement.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:10 | 2482596 palmereldritch
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I think the Bushes are building condos in Paraguay...so little space, so little time.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:45 | 2481606 Iconoclast
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he'll advise them to do an America, make everyone think you're pulling down the debt when you just pile up more debt on the national debt..sorted..

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:08 | 2481660 Soul Train
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Maybe Timmy has his CV out for a lofty position at the European Stability Mechanism (ESM). Or the Fund for Orderly Bank Restructuring (FOBR) ???

Funny, everyday in the financial world is more and more like an episode from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Tim would do real well at the Ministry of Funny Walks....

From ABF today,

"Hardest hit lender Bankia has asked the government for 19 billion euros in capital in addition to 4.465 billion euros invested by the state earlier this month to salvage its books.

But no-one seems to be clear about where the money will come from, especially when debt markets are charging exorbitant sums to lend to Spain.

"Some sort of attempt to rescue Spain is likely and it is likely to come in July," said Barcelona-based economist Edward Hugh.

Spain would attempt to cling on until Greek elections were over and the European Stability Mechanism, a permanent rescue fund, was operational, he predicted.

The cost of recapitalising the banks would be 150-200 billion euros, he estimated, assuming that lenders were obliged to make additional provisions for home mortgages.

Economy Minister Luis De Guindos said the state-backed Fund for Orderly Bank Restructuring (FROB) would issue bonds to raise capital, which it could then inject into Bankia.

He denied a Financial Times report that the European Central Bank had rejected a tentative Spanish plan to inject government bonds into Bankia, which could then use them as collateral to borrow from the ECB.

The ECB also issued a statement denying it had taken a position or been consulted on the scheme.

But the government failed to quash the concerns over Spain's financial sector.

Centre-right daily El Mundo this week said three other banks, CatalunyaCaixa, NovacaixaGalicia and Banco de Valencia, could need another 30 billion euros in public funds to meet new regulations.

Yet another lender, Banco Popular, whose bonds have been downgraded to junk bond-status, said this week it was in talks to sell its Internet banking business in a scramble for cash."

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:00 | 2482358 Buck Johnson
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He's only helping them to help his banking buddies in the US.  And I don't think it will work anyway.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:56 | 2481411 RobotTrader
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"Emergency Measures" will be taken immediately after the NFP tomorrow if the market tanks.

With the 10-yr. at 1.55%, and gasoline prices imploding, the Fed has a huge cushion.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:10 | 2481486 ForWhomTheTollBuilds
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Not sure why he's getting negs for this.  Unless MillionDollarBonus is reading.

 

You leave RT alone you cunning bastard!!!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:13 | 2481492 EscapeKey
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Geithner will teach everyone how the cheat on their taxes?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:13 | 2481494 HelluvaEngineer
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Ahem.  Why did you come back?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:25 | 2481533 Bay of Pigs
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I notice you cant track Robot's comments.

Is he really a Tyler?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:32 | 2481553 Spastica Rex
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He's really a boring douchebag, and a stuck record.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:31 | 2481868 Matt
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RobotTrader (two Ts in a row) not RoboTrader. Search works fine for me.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:53 | 2481626 ElvisDog
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Retail gas prices in WA have been rising lately. They're up to $4.30 or so for 87 unleaded.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:34 | 2481721 Soul Train
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:56 | 2481413 Muppet Pimp
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The man who cannot figure out how to run TurboTax is now being asked to resolve Spains debt crisis.  Hilarity ensues.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:06 | 2481459 Zero Govt
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Tims answer in the US: "throw money at it"

Tims answer in Japan: "throw even more money at it"

Tims answer in the EU: "throw money at it"

i'm taking a wild stab in the dark here but Tims problem-solving for Spain, probably "throw more money at it"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:08 | 2481481 DogOfSinope
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And towels!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:12 | 2481490 Zero Govt
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i think Tim's strictly a one-trick pony (or a broken record!)

he only knows one answer to every economic problem, same as every politician, "throw more money at it"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:42 | 2481593 Wakanda
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Dollas and Spidee towels!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:14 | 2481496 EscapeKey
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You skipped a beat;

the solution this time around will be "throw MUCH more money at it".

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:56 | 2481414 vast-dom
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HAHAHAHAAAAA SHORT THE PLANET!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:33 | 2481877 Matt
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Whats the ticker for that?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:39 | 2481898 vast-dom
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ticker: vast-dom ---------- MEAT SHACK IPO coming soon!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:56 | 2481415 midgetrannyporn
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Turbo Timmy is a poster child for something I just don't know what it is.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:10 | 2481443 Zero Govt
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Tim's a poster child for Christine Lagarde, she hates tax cheats

the batty (tax exempt) bitch probably throws darts at his tax cheating ediface every day in her plush IMF office

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:57 | 2481418 lemonobrien
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GEITHNER, "You know I don't speak no es-span-yol, but if you needs some dollars, i can prints dem up for ya."

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:20 | 2481516 DogOfSinope
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"can I have that Spiderman towel now?"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:34 | 2481560 CPL
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You can have two.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:57 | 2481422 wisefool
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Michelle Bachman appointed as bi-partisan Attaché

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:32 | 2481551 BORT
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  1. Bi-what?
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:42 | 2482099 Ned Zeppelin
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Just as soon as she pulls that 9 inch corn dog out of her mouth.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:42 | 2482684 StychoKiller
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That pic crackz me up EVERY time I see it! :>D

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:37 | 2481570 wisefool
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Whats with the junk? My deal with Timmay is that a person at his level, both before and after appointment to SEC-TRES, should have had somebody review his taxes. even if it was some parttime 20 something kid at H&R block who could have used the $30 fee. If he did this, and there was still a mistake, the senate would have never brought it up in his hearing.

put another way. I dont care if a guy is the best surgeon in the world, he aint cutting on me if he has visible crud under his fingernails.

EDIT: to bort (above) bachman is a republican and she is a tax expert.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:38 | 2481736 yabyum
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That was MY junk!! Jesus Fucking Christ!!! Bacchman is an expert on shit.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:43 | 2482102 Ned Zeppelin
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Well she likes big, long corn dogs.  Kind of like her husband.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:57 | 2481424 ptoemmes
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Afaird - like be afaird be very afaird in Amercia?

 

I am the last person who should be a spelling - or grammar - cop.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:57 | 2481426 DoctoRx
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Typo in title, Tyler

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:17 | 2481504 CClarity
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I interpret afaird as a-fair'd as in "not fair" and then be afraid.  There hasn't been anything "fair" about anything Geitner and gang have been involved in for past 6 years at least.  More of the same across the pond with our help, well not "our" help, but our PTB help.  Same ol same ol.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:58 | 2481428 SilverTard
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I wonder if TIMMAH is going to help Spain with tax collection efforts.  ha!

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:44 | 2482687 StychoKiller
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Surprised he hasn't gone to Greece to compare notes...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:00 | 2481435 frippy
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Look up mealy-mouthed in any dictionary and you are sure to see a picture of Turbo Timmy.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:00 | 2481439 Joebloinvestor
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HAHAHAHA

Desperate beyond measure.

Listening to fools and naves (isn't that the old saying?).

The real meeting(s) to be afraid of are the secret ones with Ben.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:00 | 2481440 BlueCollaredOne
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Smoke and mirrors IMO.

Geithner is a Goldman Sachs alum, just like all of the people in charge in Europe. That fraternity sticks together, so right now they want you to look at their left hand when we need to be looking at the right.

Are we to believe that the spineless fuck Geithner really makes important policy decisions for himself? Of course not. No one individual has that much power in this world. He's simply a "yes" man for the cabal.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:44 | 2482106 Ned Zeppelin
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Correct, a bag man, nothing more.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2481447 ebworthen
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Turbo Timmy to the rescue!!!

"Let me show you how to put your bad debt into a column you didn't think it could go in."

Timmy the tax-cheat's life preserver!!!

"Collect more taxes by getting rid of paper and coin transactions and going 100% digital."

Timmah the Tarot card reader!!!

"Your future is bright; and besides - my friend Ben has all the shadow liquidity you could ever desire."

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:18 | 2481503 DogOfSinope
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That explains why spanish banks hand out towels to people! After being awashed in all that liquidity one must dry himself nice. Or wipe ones tears...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:35 | 2481566 CPL
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Nice.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:02 | 2481448 wisefool
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In similar news, John Edwards announced after his aquital/mistrial today that he wants to work with little children around the world.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:02 | 2481451 FishHockers
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Hunger made the monkey eat pepper, is Spain Hungry? 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:44 | 2482113 Ned Zeppelin
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Tonight the monkey dies.

- Low

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2481453 lolmao500
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Remember, the lube is a lie!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2481455 q99x2
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Maybe he won't come back.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2481456 SIOP
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More secret (highly illegal, but who cares anymore) bailouts to foreign banks perhaps?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:06 | 2481465 DogOfSinope
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Don Quixote meets Sancho Panza. Unsuspecting windmills, beware!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:08 | 2481478 ableman28
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Okay, okay, you got me, I'm afaird!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:09 | 2481485 eatthebanksters
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I wonder what it must be like to think so highly of yourself that you believe people want your help when they really don't. Timmeh and Barry have a lot in common...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:30 | 2481495 TomGa
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Let's hope the Spanish are at least as astute as a roomfull of Chinese students, although I'm tending to doubt it.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:15 | 2481500 gimli
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YIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:19 | 2481502 midgetrannyporn
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Confucius say: Treasury Secretary who walk through airport door sideways is going to bangkok.

Confucius say: Treasury Secretary who is little prick should stay away from bubble.

Confucius say: Treasury Secretary who promise bailout is like girl who talk about sex, no good if you don't get it.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:21 | 2481523 slewie the pi-rat
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larry?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:17 | 2481506 The Swedish Chef
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They met or they will meet this friday in Chatilly at the annual Bilderberg meeting?

 

But I´m happy. This most certainly means more easing and that could help my crappy stock portfolio and my stack will be convertible to more acreage when that day finally comes. 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:17 | 2481508 Convolved Man
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Hey Timmy.

Show them how to scrawl I. O. U. on scrap pieces of paper.

Oh, don't forget to sign each as "California".

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:19 | 2481512 slackrabbit
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Hi I'm Satan and I'm here to help...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:40 | 2481530 lolmao500
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http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/posse-in-hawaii-shocking-news-coming/

Posse in Hawaii: 'Shocking' news coming

A letter from Hawaii’s Department of Health verifying Barack Obama’s birth in Honolulu has not only not stopped Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse work on the island, his lead investigator reports it has actually “opened the door” to some “shocking revelations” the posse is promising to disclose.

http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2012/05/30/announces-plans-to-arm-domes...

The US announces plans to arm drones that will be operating inside the US with missiles and bombs as part of a 30,000 strong domestic deployment.

Fully armed remotely controlled aircraft used by the United States military and its allies in the War on Terror overseas are set to begin a new era of operating over domestic soil.

In case you oppose Timmy bailouts...

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 07:15 | 2487011 theprofromdover
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(armed drones)

They can't be that dumb. The reason they get away with everything is they keep the folks at home in a state of soporific confusion. Most people don't notice the enemy within, so are sure there is nothing to worry about.

You put some drones in the air (doesn't really matter if they are armed or not) and you'll give lots of people something to think about, and to shoot at. An inanimate object? Perfect victimless action.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 00:49 | 2481543 slewie the pi-rat
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as you know, i have great respect forTimmah

nobody and i mean nobody kicks the fuking can better thanTimmah!  soon the ubers will be calling him "NW0 timmah" even in davos

just provide some motivation and a little a back-up till they get back on their feet

kinda likeFannie&Freddie...

but they gotta do something to get that spanish %rate down and restore con-fidence

so, timmah + christenL = FLEE!  FLEE!!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:45 | 2481605 Everybodys All ...
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Use any measure. Has there ever been a bigger failure at the US Treasury than Timothy Geithner?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:45 | 2481607 Catflappo
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From the five headlines you present here, we have to conclude Timmy just doesn't get some things at all.....

"SPAIN'S SAENZ DE SANTAMARIA TOLD GEITHNER OF REFORM EFFORTS"

"SPAIN'S SAENZ DE SANTAMARIA TOLD GEITHNER OF REFORM EFFORTS"

.... hence the reason she had to tell him twice ?     

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:05 | 2481659 DogOfSinope
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Spain's ministers tend to be repetitive. This is nothing. You wouldn't believe how many times they repeated "can we have Eurobonds?" to Obersturmbannführer Merkel!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:46 | 2481613 Benjamin Glutton
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Obama said in a speech or open Q&A about 1 week ago that European Banks "must be recapitalized". post G-8 or NATO?

 

I took that to mean the decision had already been made and signal given to the other Euro's to get out of the way. Cue Timmah....

 

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:56 | 2481634 Frank N. Beans
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mi amigos de Espana, yo tengo muy dinero por usted. ctrl-P.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:57 | 2481639 sessinpo
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It's called sabotage.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:58 | 2481641 Racer
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The Git is now in charge of THE collapse.... welcome to epic turbo fail

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:01 | 2481648 hayward102
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Unless their goal is implosion, discussing Spain's "significant progress" must have been a pretty short conversation.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:19 | 2481689 DogOfSinope
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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:16 | 2481682 Caviar Emptor
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They were playing coy for as long as they could stand it, but now with a barely disguised grin they're gonna come out of the woodwork with "globally coordinated, jointly sterilized, once in a lifetime" money printing operations on a grand scale. 

We need a bazooka. And they'll get it but try to pass it off as a pea shooter because unlike in 2008 they won't need the dramatics to convince anybody. There's nobody left who'll oppose opening the money spigots wide, spreading the gravy thick for the politicians and well-connected and having a huge bankster party. They won't even feel the need to justify it or exhibit that tinge of guilt. Nope. This is the new shit, baby!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:34 | 2481720 theTribster
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Hey, if anybody can help them its little Timmy, he'll be available again right after recess is over. I've heard people call him brilliant which is hard to believe I know, mostly its the people on CNBC and Bloomberg - anybody that's even half aware of Timmy the Tool knows he's as smart as the paper money he prints. Its embarrasing but that's true for all of the cabinet members and congress and the supreme court and of course the executive branch as well.

Has anybody seen the thing we send to the United Nations now? That women looks like she spends all her time smelling farts - probably Holder's or even Obama's. I'm thinking Obama's because come to think of it his wife looks the same way all the time (except when she fakes smiling) as the UN bimbo. I honestly didn't think that we could actually send somebody worst than the Bush drone (forget his name) but I was wrong. I don't like the UN but let's just leave instead of making everybody hate us...

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:40 | 2481739 azzhatter
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Did Spain request help from a pussified elf? Is that how they got Geithner?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:50 | 2481756 chump666
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The man is walking and talking joke. 

GEITHNER DISCUSSED SPAIN'S PLANS TO STRENGTHEN FINANCE SECTOR

hahahaha you f*cking idiot

Spanish banks are the greediest risk taking sh*t dumps on the planet.  If anything their (which will happen) banking sector needs to shrink down go bust and reset. 

Which is happening.  Geithner you butnut, I would be very, very worried about Asia...your paymaster.  They are done.  Means you are done.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:19 | 2481830 Bunga Bunga
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When your Geithner is gone, I will take over in DC.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:53 | 2481947 poor fella
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You can buy or 'fix' anything you want with Daddy's fucking credit card....

Geithner == Asshat

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:21 | 2482242 nah
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tim geitner is the banks way of putting tanks in the streets

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:25 | 2482428 wisefool
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tanks, or tards?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:47 | 2482893 Money 4 Nothing
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You have him confused with Paulson..

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:56 | 2482249 Bansters-in-my-...
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I can't resist...!!!

Fuck You little weasel timmy...!!!

I know you read ZerOhedge....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:31 | 2482439 Seize Mars
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Those snorgtees women are so, so fine...

Oh yeah, and Geithner is such a wanker.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:50 | 2482828 DavidC
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Timoth Geithner is like Peter Mandelson and Tony Blair - he doesn't realise how much he is reviled because his hubris is in the way.

DavidC

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:45 | 2482890 Money 4 Nothing
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Huckelberry Geithner. It's like asking a loanshark advise on what racehorse to bet on.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 09:25 | 2483590 nathan1234
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Yeah

Remember how Goldman helped cook Greece's books to make them elgible to join the Euro

And then bet against Greece to make more money

Tim is a just a chip of the old CROOKED block.

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