"On The Beach Getting Tan And Sipping Corona, We Got A Monetary Plan-- And It Involves A Lot Of Toner..."

Tyler Durden's picture

First, in a long series of monetary dumbification for the masses, was Keynes v Hayek (part one and two), then many, many, many Xtranormal cartoons, now, the latest viral phenomenon is rappers tearing Geithner and Bernanke a new one, gangsta style.


Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!

14 trillion in debt
but yo we ain't got no qualms
droppin $100 bills
and million dollar bombs

spending money we don't have
that's the name of the game
they call me cumulo nimbus
because you KNOW I make it rain

bail out all kind of cars
got all kind of whips
ladies ask me how I get em
I tell em STIMULUS

Social Security surplus?
Oh, guess what? it's gone
I got my hands on everything
like Dominique Strauss Kahn

ain't got no Medicare trust fund
son, that's just absurd
spending every single penny that
we see, son, have you heard?

ain't got no moral objections
ain't got kind of complaints
ain't got no quantitative
statutory budget restraints


Yo, we up in the Fed
and we living in style
Spending lots of money
while we sipping crystal

still making it rain
and yeah it be so pleasing
wait, not making it rain--
we be "Quantitative Easing!"

QE1, QE2
QE4, QE3
Dropping IOU's
in every fund that I see

printing the cash
inflating the monies
callin up China
"a-yo we straight out of 20's!"

in the club
we be louding out
while to the market, yeah
we be crowding out

on the beach getting tan
and sipping Corona
we got a monetary plan--
and it involves a lot of toner...


So if you look at the chart
and examine the trend
we borrow 40 cents of every
single dollar we spend

and non-discretionary spending
increases every day
do you have a comment for Committee?

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker
would you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending?
Couldn't dream me up

We're gonna default
if we follow this road!
I should have thought of this
14 trillion dollars ago!

I'm the king of the links
I'm a menace at tennis
I'm sticking spinnaz on my rims
picking winnaz in business

if you're looking for some cash
it's about to get heavy
I got some big ol' piles of money
and guess what--they shovel ready


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Debtless's picture

Funny. Sad. True. Bitchez.

Ahmeexnal's picture

Latest hitsingle by the "Gang of Six".

Spirit Of Truth's picture

Phat! (As in fat....as in gluttonous stupidity....as in morbidly obese and headed for cardiac arrest...)

caerus's picture

Phi-at! It's the new phat!

Bob's picture

That was great.  Home boy should rock a looser suit, but yo. 

andybev01's picture

Muss be DMC, ol'-skool.

I think I need to buy a gun's picture

i wish i would have opened an ink - toner company and knew someone in treasury to get me hooked up..

Scisco's picture

Thank you for sharing that. I rather enjoyed that.

mynhair's picture

Be better if they were black.

Nihilarian's picture

Make it rain, B!

AcidRastaHead's picture

Next up the Andrew Lloyed Weber musical.  Ben and the amazing technicolor dreamprinter.

MobBarley's picture

Whenever you get depressed, put on the brother jams.

Advice from my Xstasy dealer.


BlackholeDivestment's picture


...wow, something so perfect and horrible it had to be done with the rap music of American Idiocracy.


Id fight Gandhi's picture

Funny stuff, woulda been better wit a black

Dolar in a vortex's picture

25 years ago during lunch in El Paso, a guy who was raised on the Mexican side asked me if I drank Corona.

When I said no, he responded, "Good man, cuz in Mexico, even the poor Mexicans don't drink Corona".

Jim in MN's picture

When I lived in the desert near the Nevada Test Range it was universally referred to as 'Horse Piss'.  We just about died the first time we saw it premium priced.

caerus's picture

awful stuff, that...a good belgian, american imperial ipa...that's the stuff...partial to neat macallan myself

Professor Moriarty's picture

IPA? Jesus, I bet you owned a hypercolor shirt. IPA is fucking awful.

caerus's picture

wtf is hypercolor...i enjoy ipa's because i enjoy hops and the history of the brew...although im sure you are well versed with the history of ipas you beer connoisseur you...and is that a mel gibson avatar? very nice...

Mentaliusanything's picture

Donn't piss around Bros, Tis the Zealand boys who knows da beers. Da have da clear water and the pure hops and da rugby teams dat make da thirst.

As To the US debt problem - Your fucking debt Ho's and like your bling way to much to give up a habit. 

When you raise it,(and you will cause your an addict) your naked as the day your born. you will be seen by the Neighbours for what you are. 

Naked Emperors.   

Jim in MN's picture

Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

When you're our homey,

You're never alone.

disabledvet's picture

Does make ya' wonder what type of poetry is involved with getting what's on the Fed's balance sheet already off.

SokPOTUS's picture

Cute.  Thug music for the ultimate gang.

OldPhart's picture

Strangely, the punk rapper thug has more crdibility than most of our politicians.

mynhair's picture

EUR getting set to continue it's decline?

BlackholeDivestment's picture

...awe, let's not be ringing Hells Bells BB, shivers down the spine? Come on, who in the Fight Club does not love Baby Blythe? You are free from ''not'' at least being loved, even if the less than Zero crowd, in the Black hole, has no such offer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8qLMQFTt00

tip e. canoe's picture

thanks for the jimi.  now that's an 'merikan.

He cries oh, girl you must be mad, 
What happened to the sweet love you and me had? 
Against the door he leans and starts a scene, 
And his tears fall and burn the garden green 


now how many 20-somethings you know can write words like that?

time to step up boys & girls.

delacroix's picture

pretty good band. not into the eyeliner, on guys.  shivers down your spine, sounds delicious.  this is for you BB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf0_m5oZW7c                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

tip e. canoe's picture

sorry couldn't get past the ad.


mynhair's picture

Oweblahma getting primaried.  Just breaking.

kito's picture


Congress has power expressly to prohibit and invalidate contracts, although previously made and valid when made, when they interfere with carrying out any monetary policy Congress is free to adopt.

mynhair's picture

Look out Brownsville.  Rain coming your way, with some wind.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

From your mouth to God's ear.

My lawn is brown and crunchy.

Hulk's picture

I'll send you some water down from the Shenandoah Valley, we are swimming in the stuff!

mynhair's picture

CHF going down, too.  Time again for USDHUF.

Revolution_starts_now's picture

Freddie? Keynes, Listen Party at the Fed's:



IMA5U's picture

if this dood was of the tribe this would be far more popular

SheepDog-One's picture

What tribe, you mean the Jooz?

66Sexy's picture

suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

my body parts scatter
my credit is shattered
the last thing  i hear is my stone cold laughter

maelevolent minds
devised this vicious crime
of robbing the poor of every single fukin dime

im the urban robbin hood
jack the banks for 'good'
takin back what was stolen by the federal reserve

cuz im a suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

financal terror
through a default letter
enslave the people with money out of nowhere

dastard teaser rates
to get your dick up straight
then knock it back down when your one day late

whats the worst kinda hooker
the consumer or the banker
"he who has the gold, makes the rules", muthafucka!

9 to 5 worker, makin 7.50 an hour
"want this check for 10 grand?: no interest till next summer!"
now im unemployed, and my house is underwater
and the sherrif is servin me an un-lawful detainer

now im workin for the banks, and no way to escape it
and they're taxin' down my pay check before I even see it



Rastadamus's picture

The roof!

The Roof!

The Roof is on Fire!!!!!

We don't need no water let the MOTHER FUCKER BURN!


Parliament/Funkadelic 1970's

caerus's picture

p funk is the shit but i think that was rock master scott & the dynamic three...either way very cool

pesamystik's picture

I'm waiting for Bernanke to respond with his own rap video, one where he is riding Tim Geithner like a horse in slo-mo. Maybe Bernanke doesn't think that gold is money, but I'm sure he has some serious bling in his closet.