"On The Beach Getting Tan And Sipping Corona, We Got A Monetary Plan-- And It Involves A Lot Of Toner..."

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Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:34 | 1499460 Debtless
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Funny. Sad. True. Bitchez.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:41 | 1499716 Ahmeexnal
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Latest hitsingle by the "Gang of Six".

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499466 Spirit Of Truth
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Phat! (As in fat....as in gluttonous stupidity....as in morbidly obese and headed for cardiac arrest...)

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499572 caerus
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Phi-at! It's the new phat!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499471 Bob
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That was great.  Home boy should rock a looser suit, but yo. 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:32 | 1499685 andybev01
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Muss be DMC, ol'-skool.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499472 I think I need ...
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i wish i would have opened an ink - toner company and knew someone in treasury to get me hooked up..

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:37 | 1499477 WhOracle
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Great :D

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:41 | 1499495 buzzsaw99
Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:29 | 1499856 Scisco
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Thank you for sharing that. I rather enjoyed that.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:42 | 1499496 mynhair
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Be better if they were black.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 00:59 | 1500368 playitcool
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You're black.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:42 | 1499497 Nihilarian
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Make it rain, B!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:44 | 1499506 cougar_w
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Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:47 | 1499511 AcidRastaHead
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Next up the Andrew Lloyed Weber musical.  Ben and the amazing technicolor dreamprinter.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:48 | 1499522 MobBarley
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Whenever you get depressed, put on the brother jams.

Advice from my Xstasy dealer.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:49 | 1499524 BlackholeDivestment
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...wow, something so perfect and horrible it had to be done with the rap music of American Idiocracy.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:49 | 1499525 Id fight Gandhi
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Funny stuff, woulda been better wit a black

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:50 | 1499529 Dolar in a vortex
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25 years ago during lunch in El Paso, a guy who was raised on the Mexican side asked me if I drank Corona.

When I said no, he responded, "Good man, cuz in Mexico, even the poor Mexicans don't drink Corona".

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:54 | 1499543 Jim in MN
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When I lived in the desert near the Nevada Test Range it was universally referred to as 'Horse Piss'.  We just about died the first time we saw it premium priced.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:06 | 1499585 caerus
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awful stuff, that...a good belgian, american imperial ipa...that's the stuff...partial to neat macallan myself

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:09 | 1499594 Professor Moriarty
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IPA? Jesus, I bet you owned a hypercolor shirt. IPA is fucking awful.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:21 | 1499634 caerus
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wtf is hypercolor...i enjoy ipa's because i enjoy hops and the history of the brew...although im sure you are well versed with the history of ipas you beer connoisseur you...and is that a mel gibson avatar? very nice...

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 05:55 | 1500526 Mentaliusanything
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Donn't piss around Bros, Tis the Zealand boys who knows da beers. Da have da clear water and the pure hops and da rugby teams dat make da thirst.

As To the US debt problem - Your fucking debt Ho's and like your bling way to much to give up a habit. 

When you raise it,(and you will cause your an addict) your naked as the day your born. you will be seen by the Neighbours for what you are. 

Naked Emperors.   

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:52 | 1499536 Jim in MN
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Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

When you're our homey,

You're never alone.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:53 | 1499538 disabledvet
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Does make ya' wonder what type of poetry is involved with getting what's on the Fed's balance sheet already off.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:54 | 1499544 SokPOTUS
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Cute.  Thug music for the ultimate gang.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:31 | 1499861 OldPhart
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Strangely, the punk rapper thug has more crdibility than most of our politicians.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:00 | 1499563 mynhair
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EUR getting set to continue it's decline?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 21:08 | 1500065 baby_BLYTHE
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Stay Captive! (Sends shivers down my spine!)


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 22:51 | 1500200 BlackholeDivestment
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...awe, let's not be ringing Hells Bells BB, shivers down the spine? Come on, who in the Fight Club does not love Baby Blythe? You are free from ''not'' at least being loved, even if the less than Zero crowd, in the Black hole, has no such offer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8qLMQFTt00

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:55 | 1500307 tip e. canoe
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thanks for the jimi.  now that's an 'merikan.

He cries oh, girl you must be mad, 
What happened to the sweet love you and me had? 
Against the door he leans and starts a scene, 
And his tears fall and burn the garden green 


now how many 20-somethings you know can write words like that?

time to step up boys & girls.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:37 | 1500221 delacroix
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pretty good band. not into the eyeliner, on guys.  shivers down your spine, sounds delicious.  this is for you BB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf0_m5oZW7c                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:42 | 1500292 tip e. canoe
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sorry couldn't get past the ad.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499574 Hedgetard55
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Made me LOL.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499575 mynhair
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Oweblahma getting primaried.  Just breaking.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:05 | 1499582 kito
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Congress has power expressly to prohibit and invalidate contracts, although previously made and valid when made, when they interfere with carrying out any monetary policy Congress is free to adopt.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:05 | 1499584 mynhair
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Look out Brownsville.  Rain coming your way, with some wind.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:16 | 1499614 Rodent Freikorps
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From your mouth to God's ear.

My lawn is brown and crunchy.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 20:33 | 1500005 Hulk
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I'll send you some water down from the Shenandoah Valley, we are swimming in the stuff!

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 06:17 | 1500535 BlackholeDivestment
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...least we don't have Soul rain, and there's Coltrane ...for now. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43909618/ns/world_news-asia_pacific/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmolsKdG2dk cue up Johnny.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:08 | 1499593 mynhair
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CHF going down, too.  Time again for USDHUF.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:11 | 1499597 Revolution_star...
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Freddie? Keynes, Listen Party at the Fed's:



Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:18 | 1499621 IMA5U
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if this dood was of the tribe this would be far more popular

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:24 | 1499838 SheepDog-One
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What tribe, you mean the Jooz?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:29 | 1499627 66Sexy
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suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

my body parts scatter
my credit is shattered
the last thing  i hear is my stone cold laughter

maelevolent minds
devised this vicious crime
of robbing the poor of every single fukin dime

im the urban robbin hood
jack the banks for 'good'
takin back what was stolen by the federal reserve

cuz im a suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

financal terror
through a default letter
enslave the people with money out of nowhere

dastard teaser rates
to get your dick up straight
then knock it back down when your one day late

whats the worst kinda hooker
the consumer or the banker
"he who has the gold, makes the rules", muthafucka!

9 to 5 worker, makin 7.50 an hour
"want this check for 10 grand?: no interest till next summer!"
now im unemployed, and my house is underwater
and the sherrif is servin me an un-lawful detainer

now im workin for the banks, and no way to escape it
and they're taxin' down my pay check before I even see it



Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:26 | 1499657 Rastadamus
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The roof!

The Roof!

The Roof is on Fire!!!!!

We don't need no water let the MOTHER FUCKER BURN!


Parliament/Funkadelic 1970's

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:48 | 1499741 caerus
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p funk is the shit but i think that was rock master scott & the dynamic three...either way very cool

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:41 | 1499720 pesamystik
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I'm waiting for Bernanke to respond with his own rap video, one where he is riding Tim Geithner like a horse in slo-mo. Maybe Bernanke doesn't think that gold is money, but I'm sure he has some serious bling in his closet.

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