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"On The Beach Getting Tan And Sipping Corona, We Got A Monetary Plan-- And It Involves A Lot Of Toner..."

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First, in a long series of monetary dumbification for the masses, was Keynes v Hayek (part one and two), then many, many, many Xtranormal cartoons, now, the latest viral phenomenon is rappers tearing Geithner and Bernanke a new one, gangsta style.


Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!

14 trillion in debt
but yo we ain't got no qualms
droppin $100 bills
and million dollar bombs

spending money we don't have
that's the name of the game
they call me cumulo nimbus
because you KNOW I make it rain

bail out all kind of cars
got all kind of whips
ladies ask me how I get em
I tell em STIMULUS

Social Security surplus?
Oh, guess what? it's gone
I got my hands on everything
like Dominique Strauss Kahn

ain't got no Medicare trust fund
son, that's just absurd
spending every single penny that
we see, son, have you heard?

ain't got no moral objections
ain't got kind of complaints
ain't got no quantitative
statutory budget restraints


Yo, we up in the Fed
and we living in style
Spending lots of money
while we sipping crystal

still making it rain
and yeah it be so pleasing
wait, not making it rain--
we be "Quantitative Easing!"

QE1, QE2
QE4, QE3
Dropping IOU's
in every fund that I see

printing the cash
inflating the monies
callin up China
"a-yo we straight out of 20's!"

in the club
we be louding out
while to the market, yeah
we be crowding out

on the beach getting tan
and sipping Corona
we got a monetary plan--
and it involves a lot of toner...


So if you look at the chart
and examine the trend
we borrow 40 cents of every
single dollar we spend

and non-discretionary spending
increases every day
do you have a comment for Committee?

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker
would you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending?
Couldn't dream me up

We're gonna default
if we follow this road!
I should have thought of this
14 trillion dollars ago!

I'm the king of the links
I'm a menace at tennis
I'm sticking spinnaz on my rims
picking winnaz in business

if you're looking for some cash
it's about to get heavy
I got some big ol' piles of money
and guess what--they shovel ready



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Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:34 | 1499460 Debtless
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Funny. Sad. True. Bitchez.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:41 | 1499716 Ahmeexnal
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Latest hitsingle by the "Gang of Six".

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499466 Spirit Of Truth
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Phat! (As in in gluttonous in morbidly obese and headed for cardiac arrest...)

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499572 caerus
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Phi-at! It's the new phat!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499471 Bob
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That was great.  Home boy should rock a looser suit, but yo. 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:32 | 1499685 andybev01
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Muss be DMC, ol'-skool.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:36 | 1499472 I think I need ...
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i wish i would have opened an ink - toner company and knew someone in treasury to get me hooked up..

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:37 | 1499477 WhOracle
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Great :D

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:41 | 1499495 buzzsaw99
Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:29 | 1499856 Scisco
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Thank you for sharing that. I rather enjoyed that.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:42 | 1499496 mynhair
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Be better if they were black.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 00:59 | 1500368 playitcool
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You're black.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:42 | 1499497 Nihilarian
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Make it rain, B!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:44 | 1499506 cougar_w
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Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:47 | 1499511 AcidRastaHead
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Next up the Andrew Lloyed Weber musical.  Ben and the amazing technicolor dreamprinter.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:48 | 1499522 MobBarley
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Whenever you get depressed, put on the brother jams.

Advice from my Xstasy dealer.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:49 | 1499524 BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture, something so perfect and horrible it had to be done with the rap music of American Idiocracy.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:49 | 1499525 Id fight Gandhi
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Funny stuff, woulda been better wit a black

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:50 | 1499529 Dolar in a vortex
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25 years ago during lunch in El Paso, a guy who was raised on the Mexican side asked me if I drank Corona.

When I said no, he responded, "Good man, cuz in Mexico, even the poor Mexicans don't drink Corona".

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:54 | 1499543 Jim in MN
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When I lived in the desert near the Nevada Test Range it was universally referred to as 'Horse Piss'.  We just about died the first time we saw it premium priced.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:06 | 1499585 caerus
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awful stuff, that...a good belgian, american imperial ipa...that's the stuff...partial to neat macallan myself

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:09 | 1499594 Professor Moriarty
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IPA? Jesus, I bet you owned a hypercolor shirt. IPA is fucking awful.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:21 | 1499634 caerus
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wtf is hypercolor...i enjoy ipa's because i enjoy hops and the history of the brew...although im sure you are well versed with the history of ipas you beer connoisseur you...and is that a mel gibson avatar? very nice...

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 05:55 | 1500526 Mentaliusanything
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Donn't piss around Bros, Tis the Zealand boys who knows da beers. Da have da clear water and the pure hops and da rugby teams dat make da thirst.

As To the US debt problem - Your fucking debt Ho's and like your bling way to much to give up a habit. 

When you raise it,(and you will cause your an addict) your naked as the day your born. you will be seen by the Neighbours for what you are. 

Naked Emperors.   

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:52 | 1499536 Jim in MN
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Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

Skull and Bones

When you're our homey,

You're never alone.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:53 | 1499538 disabledvet
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Does make ya' wonder what type of poetry is involved with getting what's on the Fed's balance sheet already off.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 17:54 | 1499544 SokPOTUS
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Cute.  Thug music for the ultimate gang.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:31 | 1499861 OldPhart
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Strangely, the punk rapper thug has more crdibility than most of our politicians.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:00 | 1499563 mynhair
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EUR getting set to continue it's decline?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 21:08 | 1500065 baby_BLYTHE
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Stay Captive! (Sends shivers down my spine!)

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 22:51 | 1500200 BlackholeDivestment
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...awe, let's not be ringing Hells Bells BB, shivers down the spine? Come on, who in the Fight Club does not love Baby Blythe? You are free from ''not'' at least being loved, even if the less than Zero crowd, in the Black hole, has no such offer.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:55 | 1500307 tip e. canoe
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thanks for the jimi.  now that's an 'merikan.

He cries oh, girl you must be mad, 
What happened to the sweet love you and me had? 
Against the door he leans and starts a scene, 
And his tears fall and burn the garden green

now how many 20-somethings you know can write words like that?

time to step up boys & girls.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:37 | 1500221 delacroix
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pretty good band. not into the eyeliner, on guys.  shivers down your spine, sounds delicious.  this is for you BB       

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:42 | 1500292 tip e. canoe
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sorry couldn't get past the ad.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499574 Hedgetard55
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Made me LOL.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:03 | 1499575 mynhair
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Oweblahma getting primaried.  Just breaking.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:05 | 1499582 kito
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Congress has power expressly to prohibit and invalidate contracts, although previously made and valid when made, when they interfere with carrying out any monetary policy Congress is free to adopt.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:05 | 1499584 mynhair
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Look out Brownsville.  Rain coming your way, with some wind.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:16 | 1499614 Rodent Freikorps
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From your mouth to God's ear.

My lawn is brown and crunchy.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 20:33 | 1500005 Hulk
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I'll send you some water down from the Shenandoah Valley, we are swimming in the stuff!

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 06:17 | 1500535 BlackholeDivestment
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...least we don't have Soul rain, and there's Coltrane ...for now. cue up Johnny.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:08 | 1499593 mynhair
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CHF going down, too.  Time again for USDHUF.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:11 | 1499597 Revolution_star...
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Freddie? Keynes, Listen Party at the Fed's:


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:18 | 1499621 IMA5U
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if this dood was of the tribe this would be far more popular

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:24 | 1499838 SheepDog-One
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What tribe, you mean the Jooz?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:29 | 1499627 66Sexy
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suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

my body parts scatter
my credit is shattered
the last thing  i hear is my stone cold laughter

maelevolent minds
devised this vicious crime
of robbing the poor of every single fukin dime

im the urban robbin hood
jack the banks for 'good'
takin back what was stolen by the federal reserve

cuz im a suicide bomber
im the default warrior
blowinup in the face of the new world order

financal terror
through a default letter
enslave the people with money out of nowhere

dastard teaser rates
to get your dick up straight
then knock it back down when your one day late

whats the worst kinda hooker
the consumer or the banker
"he who has the gold, makes the rules", muthafucka!

9 to 5 worker, makin 7.50 an hour
"want this check for 10 grand?: no interest till next summer!"
now im unemployed, and my house is underwater
and the sherrif is servin me an un-lawful detainer

now im workin for the banks, and no way to escape it
and they're taxin' down my pay check before I even see it



Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:26 | 1499657 Rastadamus
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The roof!

The Roof!

The Roof is on Fire!!!!!

We don't need no water let the MOTHER FUCKER BURN!


Parliament/Funkadelic 1970's

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:48 | 1499741 caerus
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p funk is the shit but i think that was rock master scott & the dynamic three...either way very cool

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:41 | 1499720 pesamystik
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I'm waiting for Bernanke to respond with his own rap video, one where he is riding Tim Geithner like a horse in slo-mo. Maybe Bernanke doesn't think that gold is money, but I'm sure he has some serious bling in his closet.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 22:45 | 1500192 FEDbuster
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The Bernak, Geithner and Co. could be known as "Grand Master Cash and the Funky Bunch".


Hasten the Collapse, OBAMA 2012

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 18:58 | 1499773 MrBinkeyWhat
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You know, it is a "moment of Zen" when you realize that you have gotten old, and that the "new culture" is just plain shit.

Old Fart signing off. Gonna go drink vodka, and wait to die. (OOH, that was a little harsh) Well fuck it anyway.


Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:41 | 1499886 OldPhart
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My choice is MGD, but understand the sentiment.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:54 | 1499922 iNull
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JWB, and I too appreciate the sentiment.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:54 | 1499924 iNull
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JWB, and I too appreciate the sentiment.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 20:31 | 1499997 oldman
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Old Fart,

Don't go away

Down in dat bottle

some day you'll find

 a moment of zen

that'll blow your mind

It' s your life, brother     all yours    ain't nobody else's    you got that much, at least                 om             

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:29 | 1499851 slaughterer
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Da Bernanke s in da Klub and he got a Corona coronary heli-copter artery 

Hoenig in da house and he doin it doggy style with the precious M  

Dudley in da house and he ain't gonna give head, but he gonna do it full frontal wit da Hatzius crew

Whoah, the O gang comin also, but they all fucked up by the Boner.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 19:53 | 1499918 cocoablini
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That was great- but you need a bridge that repeats. The part where the hookers come in and dance and sing in unison.

If you want it, come and get it
I can always print mo
Just go spend it, but don't go lend it
I'm your best kind a Ho

Repeat to girls writhing, in tight shorts
Like baby got back

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 00:57 | 1500366 caerus
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you sir..are a poet

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 20:07 | 1499955 slaughterer
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And some Met-Rx and Canon product placement would not be so bad...somewhere in the video.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 21:49 | 1500136 tellsometruth
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Im glad to see music about these issues...keep it up

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:14 | 1500249 williambanzai7
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LOOK LIKE MONEY (Wall Street Version)

(Look Like Money, Yung Ralph)

Young WilliamBanzai7


Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money

Everywhere I go and everyway I be

I be talkin like I'm Cramer on tha CNBC

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money

Pull up at tha Club 21

Man what a shmo

Fresh outfit in my Lobb's and Saville Ro

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money


[Verse 1:]

Man my traders got their hedge on tha beat

Bail me 16 billion I'll leave a stain on tha street

My wallets so swoll up it needs slim fast

Got weight Neva been shot, I'm a banksta badass

I walk around with subprime crack in my bag

One call I can to da Fed gets rid of it real fast

Man I came up quick fo tha TARP

Got a whole lotta roll thanks to all them AIG saps

Now look at my ride u can tells thats money

And I look walk talk even smell like money

I stay down

Make quick derivative flips

No gas when I talk about OTC dips

If ya talkin dollars

Then im down with it

Like low let's get get get it

If I get a ticket it's all on me

Clevanaire jumbaroda Chelsey hoes on me



Everywhere I go and everyway I be

I talk like I'm Cramer on tha CNBC

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money

Pull up at tha Club 21

Man what a shmo

Fresh outfit in my Lobb's and Saville Ro

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money


[Verse 2:]

A hater brogue to small for my feet

Them DC pols can't pi$$ what I drank they can't $hit what I eat

With my paypa moves known all ova tha Street

Subprime ride rims way older then me

This for them Main Streeters that be hatin on me

Walkin round holdin nuts conversation on me

About yo bitchin you can all go trout fishin

Treat em like school give a early dismissal

Big banksta No 1's and a trading pistol

Smoke CDO thrax roll it over in king size tranches

Check my swag I got faux AAA flavor

Call me a quantitative bangsta cause I got that crap paypa!



Everywhere I go and everyway I be

I talk like I'm Cramer on tha CNBC

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money

Pull up at tha Club 21

Man what a shmo

Fresh outfit in my Lob's and Saville Ro

Cause I look like money

Smell like money

Talk like money even walk like money


Like money

Like money

Like money

Cause I look like money

Like money

Like money

Like money

Cause I look like money


Thu, 07/28/2011 - 00:19 | 1500324 BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture if it were only possible for the voting block, which gave Rosemary's Baby 95%, to rise out of the black hole and realize the nature of the self devouring beast, it would be possible to overcome the General Motors of the Fed Fiat President Pimp My Ride Rap.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:48 | 1500300 Die Weiße Rose
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so funny, lol ;)

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