Bear Market Open Thread

Tyler Durden's picture

Since Zero Hedge updates over the next sevearal few hours will be sparse, please use this opportunity to share your transitory outlooks on current events, life, google trending topics, and pretty much anything else.

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redpill's picture

RON PAUL BITCHEZ

MONEY BOMB TOMORROW, MAKE IT A GOOD ONE

http://ronpaul2012.com/

reescher's picture

Cool waves and tasty buds bitchez!

FLIP THAT BOND's picture

Expand the balance sheet straight into hyperinflation bitchezzzz!

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Capital Research Institute, bitchez.

"Debt Crisis? Or Currency Crisis?":

http://www.capitalresearchinstitute.org

"The realization that developed economies are not recovering has in turn been compounded with the fear that governments will rein in their spending, further accelerating the economic decline.  Add Options Expiration Week, High Frequency Trading, and tremendous leverage to the mix and equities markets experience extreme volatility like yesterday (August 18th, 2011).

But fundamentally the same game is still being played.  Japan, Europe and the US all plan to continue devaluing their currencies.  The beauty is this.  Their exchange rates relative to each other will stay fairly close to what they currently are, which facilitates trade, and keeps the average person oblivious to what is happening.  Until the cost of groceries and utilities go up, any way!  Purchasing power will decrease for all who have stagnant wages (almost everyone).  And to top it all off, the respective countries can all blame each other for devaluing their currency.  “You did it first.  We had no choice!”

Ultimately, more stimulus will be announced, but not until new names for it have been propagandized.

Gold will probably take a breather and could even correct 10% over the coming weeks, but gold mining stocks have barely moved as the barbarous relic surged..."

Cheesy Bastard's picture

Gas;  I have to pass it to find out what's in it.

Spirit Of Truth's picture

Global nuclear war, bitches.

Possibly by October, i.e., The "Fall" Is Approaching.

The world got it wrong IMHO - 

The Bogus Moscow Coup: 20 Years Ago Today

Sophist Economicus's picture

I'll see your Bitchez, and raise you TWO BITCHEZ!

Cleanclog's picture

Shiny baubles - small enough to put in pocket

TheTmfreak's picture

I just searched "bitchez" on this page and found 47 of them. Make that now 48.

And 13 "bitches"

 

One last edit, and overall "Bitch" 68 times. So that would include all varients. (I guess this makes 69)

Sophist Economicus's picture

Bitchez, Bitches, Bitchez, Bitches, Bitchez...

TheTmfreak's picture

I guessed it in my head, and i was right. "What are we at like 80" (bitch)es now? Yes.

 

80.

And in response to the latest bitches. Bitch please.

Transformer's picture

Ok, let's see how far to the right we can get this to go.

PeterB's picture

That would be the upcoming USD bull run bitches

knowless's picture

tiny ass space, bitchez!

Flakmeister's picture

Event Horizon Bitchez

(the thread has crossed it)

Flakmeister's picture

How far does this thing go? 

Singularity, Bitchez!

DaveyJones's picture

which snitch will pull the switch bitchez 

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fuu's picture

COMPRESSION TRADE BITCHEZ!

Flakmeister's picture

To boldly go where no thread has gone before, bitchez

snowball777's picture

Hyperstagpression, biznatchez!

Use of Weapons's picture

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Flakmeister's picture

Whatza matta wid you?

You think this this is some kind of Turing test?

Obligatory Bitchez...

Never_Put_Down's picture

Oil still spilling into the Gulf Bitchez

LetThemEatRand's picture

Interstellar war, bichez.  Krugman and Bernanke are aliens sent ahead to destroy our society just before the invasion starts.  The death star enters orbit in 3, 2, .....  

A Lunatic's picture

Easy, Bitchez. (not to be confused with easy bitches)

Mister Ponzi's picture

European disintegration bitchez!