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Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:32 | 1580865 DaveyJones
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sans  ice

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:17 | 1579073 YesWeKahn
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I don't remember that Robot girl ever recommanded HPQ.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:38 | 1579166 CPL
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Robo has news letter subscribers.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:50 | 1579210 Sudden Debt
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If you take a crap, put a flag in the crap, there'll always be some whaco's who will be willing to pay for it.

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:42 | 1579180 Shell Game
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Hint:  j/k

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:36 | 1579983 Hulk
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Lost all my PM's crossing the Delaware Bitchez!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:17 | 1580109 Mec-sick-o
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I bet you did it at the spinoff news and hoarded 8,000,000 shares @ $32.5418

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:33 | 1578809 berlinjames02
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Destroy the Morg!

Short SLV, buy physical! Just imagine if everyone did that? Paper ponzi collapses and the physical market goes parabolic. It could be the trade of the century.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:46 | 1578916 Dr. Richard Head
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Picked up another 80 oz of silver yesterday and the day prior.  Also picked up a nice Misr, Egyptian AKM.  6 clips, plenty of ammo, and was surprised by how accurate I was 300-400 yards out.  I guess the peasant rifle was a good choice for me. 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:09 | 1579030 augie
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:31 | 1579140 Got_Nukes
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Ordered 225 oz silver today. 100 oz last week. Waiting for a dip in gold. looks like it may be awhile. Got a S&W M&P .223 last week also.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:02 | 1579248 Absinthe Minded
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Good work. I've been buying for the past month trying to take advantage of one shipping fee. Got 3oz. of gold and 100 oz. of silver getting yanked out of the market next week. I don't know if Hugo Chavez is good for Venezuela, but he's A-Fuckin allright for gold baby!!!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 03:07 | 1580424 Transformer
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I figure they gotta give Hugo his gold, and quick.  If not, the confidence of sovereigns the world over will be shattered, and their could be a run on the depositories.

 

I still got the Benjamin pump in BB caliber I've had for 30 years.  If you pump it up 10 times it will shoot through a 1" pine board.  Pretty impressive!!

 

BB bitchez

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:57 | 1579596 Hulk
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.5 MOA Bitchez!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:40 | 1579704 Greenhead
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Spot on

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:58 | 1578970 Raymond_K_Hessel
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I've been thinking the same thing lately.  If it's true that SLV doesn't have all the silver they claim to, then some hedge fund could make a killing by taking delivery of silver and shorting the SLV at the same time.  It would basically be a risk-free trade (I mean, unless SLV started trading at a premium to physical, which seems highly unlikely).  If only I had a few billion dollars...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:36 | 1578834 bonderøven-farm ass
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+42.88

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:59 | 1578980 zorba THE GREEK
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Picked up a 100oz bar silver at $41 per just 2 hrs ago. Dealer didn't want to hold it over week-end.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:39 | 1579170 Clown Short
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UPTICKS, BITCHEZ!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:53 | 1579575 mt paul
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fermented 

walrus flippers 

bytches

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:07 | 1579633 LongBallsShortBrains
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Many thanks and much appreciation to Tyler and all of Zerohedge for all the wisdom and education! THANK YOU TYLER

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:23 | 1580124 Bring the Gold
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Best name avatar combo on ZH. LMFAO!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:40 | 1579701 12ToothAssassin
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QE3 in 5...4...3...2...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:40 | 1579702 12ToothAssassin
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(dupe)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:47 | 1579721 Bruin4
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SOILENT GREEN !!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:29 | 1579807 HardlyZero
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1) Look at the Dow 15 year or so chart....MASSIVE HEAD AND SHOULDERS.

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=^dji+interactive#symbol=%5Edji;range=19911230,20110815;compare=;indicator=volume;charttype=area;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=off;source=;

2) just had a good 3 week "dead cat bounce".

3) going into Jackson Hole next week.

4) everyone is on vacation

5) Europe is melting down (even over the weekend).

Setup your shorts this weekend if possible...or ASAP next week .... its going to be a bumpy ride in August and terminal velocity in September.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:30 | 1579813 erg
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MOLYBDENUM BITCHEZ

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:46 | 1580192 russki standart
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Silver Stocks, Bitchez

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:09 | 1580323 corvettekenny
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Imminent ponzi collapse bitchez!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 03:14 | 1580433 DrunkHarryReid
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Silver Bitchez Indeed! $50/oz by 25 August 2011.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 07:06 | 1580601 Which is worse ...
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Keiser/Herbert 2012, BITCHEZ

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 07:24 | 1580619 props2009
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:06 | 1580804 In Fed We Trust
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Do like I Do.

Paste ZH links on your Facebook page.

Why do think Denver is # 2 city?

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:10 | 1580817 In Fed We Trust
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Do like I do.

With side walk, write "infowars.com" around the state University in your state.

It is amazing how ignorant college students are.

Let's enlighten them with what they have coming.

A college loan in this day an age is like indentured slavery.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:22 | 1581013 Instant Wealth
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Paige typesetting machine, BITCHEZ

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:02 | 1581125 In Fed We Trust
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Do like I dO and post ZH links on your face book page.

Why do you think Denver is rated top 2 ZH city?

Check out "Patrick the painter " on Facebook to get an idea of the potential power. Check out my profile and bold predictions.

Become my friend. Power in Numbers.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 01:36 | 1582972 trembo slice
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laughing my ass off bitchez

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:27 | 1578768 iDealMeat
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Have a good weekend..  Bitchez

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:28 | 1578769 deez nutz
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Hi, Bank of America will help you out!  you just have to help us first!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:11 | 1580324 corvettekenny
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It will be a cold day in hell before I do anything to help Bank of America.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 03:08 | 1580426 AustriAnnie
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Cold day in hell before I would accept a banksters' "help"

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:35 | 1580868 DaveyJones
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prisoners have higher ethics

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:28 | 1578772 navy62802
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Haven't reached a bottom yet. Wait for Europe to explode.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:36 | 1578830 camoes
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You will have your wishes come true mate...not even close to bottom...I believe they will nationalize EU banks and wipeout equity bagholders

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:17 | 1580333 corvettekenny
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The EU implosion is sure taking it's time.  The $50B bailouts barely put a dent in things.  Now I'm reading the ECB needs to buy ("purchase" in Bernank speak) trillions in jacked up securities.  And any further bailouts talk is meeting strong opposition in Germany..  I'm waiting for Germany to pull out of the Euro completely..  How to trade that...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:29 | 1578776 YesWeKahn
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"transitory outlooks"

 

Tyler, you speak like Bernanke now. Maybe it's time to think about replacing him? lol

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:29 | 1578777 camoes
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CAPITULATION ONGOING, GOT GOLD BITCHEZ?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:28 | 1579110 sitenine
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A few things to keep in mind:

1) inflation is transitory
2) gold is not money
3) the Fed does not 'buy', they 'purchase'
4) alien invasions are good for the economy
5) there are no 'taxes', only 'revenues'
6) GDP will grow at 4%...3%...2%...1%...oh shit!
7) the SEC exists to protect you, the revenue payer
8) banks are solvent, well capitalized, and ready to lend
9) got PM?

Have a great weekend all :)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:35 | 1579149 Rainman
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10) BTFD

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:12 | 1579340 tawdzilla
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11) The US will never lose AAA credit rating

12) Unemployment checks contribute to economic growth

13) Obamacare will lower healthcare costs and help to shrink the deficit

14) The wealth effect from QE will make people go out and spend more money

15) Fannie and Freddie employees shouldn't lose their jobs just because some "higher ups" mismanaged the companies

16) Taxing the rich will increase revenues to the treasury

17) There is a 0% chance of a double dip recession

18) The unemployment rate is below 10%

19)  SSI/Medicaid/Medicare are sustainable programs and don't need to be reformed

20)  What consumers and small businesses really need right now is more 0% interest rate loans so they can borrow more cheap money that they will have no way in hell to pay back

Next... 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:14 | 1579654 XitSam
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21) "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:36 | 1580873 DaveyJones
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to help...myself

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:26 | 1579674 A Lunatic
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22) (insert your candidate of choice here) will save us.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:09 | 1579765 SokPOTUS
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23)  Aggressive stimulus spending by governments helped the world avoid a second Great Depression.

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:22 | 1579792 knukles
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24.) By going on vacation I saved or created 1,344,308,354 jobs.
(Big shit eating toothy grin from ear to ear.)
(No, I'm looking for the fucking caddy.)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:55 | 1579884 Cheesy Bastard
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Nice.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 07:53 | 1580656 Uncle Remus
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25) Lock and load

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:50 | 1579381 disabledvet
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What could possibly be better for the economy than an invasion by martians?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:25 | 1579802 knukles
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This alien shit's getting out of hand.

The newest Meme.

Krugfuck blathering on about false alien invasion wars creating jobs.
NASA stating that we'll get vaporized by aliens in order to save the rest of the universe form our global warming.

What the Fuck?
Where does this madness end?

Folks, this shit is just not rational.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:39 | 1580287 cynicalskeptic
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Maybe the world REALLY IS ending in 2012 - or at least the world as we know it.  No concerns about global warming, economic meltdown or anything else because something big is gonna hit the fan, 80% of the world's population is gonna die and we're gonna hve a complete 'reset' - starting from a near stone age base.  The slect 'few' are preparing but knnow that there's not a snowball's chance in hell for the rest of us.....

Would explain a lot.  Biding time until things go 'Boom'.   If certain people start disappearing in early December 2012, maybe we will be seeing a pole shift, collision with Niribu, or God knows what.....   And maybe if nothign happens Plan B is a really viriulent form form of avian flu - Think 'V for Vendetta' on a global scale.    Bring the earth down to a far smaller 'sustainable' population.   Not beyond imagining - and that is what's really frightening.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:28 | 1580345 snowball777
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If the select few are that smart, why would they be starting in the stone age again? You think we'll forget about electricity, hydrocarbons, and computers?

Better not eat any food...that's where they'll introduce the pathogens!

 

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 08:33 | 1580699 knukles
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That nonocrap is already in everything.  We're all gonna turn into puddles of grey phlegm.

I mean...
Nonoshit in food stuffs
Fluoride in water
Mercury and assorted birth control and pathogens in vaccines
Aluminum and Barium being sprayed in the skies
Trannies in the SEC

What's this world coming to?
Ah... kids these days.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:10 | 1580810 i-dog
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"why would they be starting in the stone age again?"

Not stone age ... just grand palaces (for them) and peasant huts (for those that live through the cull).

"You think we'll forget about electricity, hydrocarbons, and computers?"

I don't expect you'll have much choice! ... If the chemicals don't make you forget, then the complete lack of electricity outside authorised hours in peasant areas, and no hydrocarbons for peasant vehicles, will make computers for peasants just a fond memory.

The globalists are not fucking around! They have recognised for decades that they can't run a planet with 7 billion people all aspiring to a massive air-conditioned house filled with iGadgets, with swiimming pool, yacht landing and three-car garage filled with gas-guzzling SUVs. They have not only published their plans for crashing the economies of the developed West down to the level of central Africs, but they have also repeatedly published their views that populations must be drastically reduced (by up to 90%!!). And I can't say I don't sympathise with them!

Anyone planning to quietly remain in the US beyond 3Q12 -- rather than fighting for state secessions now to starve the fuckers and rebuild from local communities and local resources -- would be well advised to learn the following lyrics in preparation for the FEMA work camps:

Jump down turn around
Pick a bale of cotton
Jump down turn around
Pick a bale of hay
Oh, Lordy, pick a bale of cotton
Oh, Lordy, pick a bale of hay

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJZ12iMzvQ

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:29 | 1578778 Undecided
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choose your poison, vodka, beer, wine?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:35 | 1578818 EvlTheCat
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hooch

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:40 | 1578880 WonderDawg
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Word.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:56 | 1578959 Uncle Remus
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Got still?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:54 | 1580214 Chicken_Little
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Funny you guys mentioned stills. I actually ran one in Saudia Arabia in '79-80 in a Lockheed compound. The 2 SAS Brits that never said they were ever SAS sold the operation to me when they left. Over there, the Q is "Got Sid" or Got "Sidiki"?  We had it lol

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:35 | 1578820 bonderøven-farm ass
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I'm content with my moonshine and char.....to each their own.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:41 | 1578887 papaswamp
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Make that 2

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:38 | 1578849 Grug
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24 pack of Bud Heavy

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:55 | 1580410 KowPie
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Home made brewskis! Great taste, super cheap and I never run out. Been brewing it for years.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:42 | 1578897 caerus
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chimay...then whiskey blackout

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:43 | 1578900 DonnieD
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Rat. Shoot her if she's still moving after 45 minutes.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:17 | 1579072 andybev01
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Vodka. Tito's, made in Texas.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:24 | 1579313 Arkadaba
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Recently tried it - very good and not as expensive as Grey Goose etc.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:42 | 1579362 Eric Cartman
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Fris Vodka is better and half the price. 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:41 | 1579546 caerus
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dripping springs vodka...with soda and a jalapeño slice...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:09 | 1579271 Cheesy Bastard
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Gin and tonic.  It was a gametime decision.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:40 | 1580178 GFKjunior
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Ahhh my favorite! The drink of imperialists.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:13 | 1579442 Prometheus418
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Vodka.  Gonna bust it open soon,

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:18 | 1579461 Agent P
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yes
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:31 | 1578795 Motorhead
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What, no Snookie or Kim Karadashian or whatever her name is?  America is slipping, lol.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:37 | 1578839 Grug
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Its ok, Kim's soon to be husband is on the list.  That has to count for something

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:51 | 1578932 mynhair
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bill clinton?  Some other moron married him?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:52 | 1578937 MsCreant
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She's marrying Eddie Vedder?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:54 | 1578947 MsCreant
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Donald Trump and Kim?

There'd be some big assed rich kids with ugly combovers.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:27 | 1579123 knukles
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Ah, all about character.  Not a single redeeming human value represented in that list.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:16 | 1579287 MsCreant
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The West Memphis 3 thing is the depths of judicial depravity, a fractal articulated at the local level that exposes the structural corruption that has captured us at the national and global levels. If they did it, don't let them out of jail, fight to keep murderers in, dip sticks. If they are innocent, don't deprive them of their right to sue for false imprisonment. They are settling for this deal because they want to be sure to get out of prison, rather than take the chance on the retrial that they will get screwed. NOTHING is about justice, everything is about covering ass. It is a case study in what guides HOW decisions are made, and the structures that emerge around those interests and motivations. Extrapolate to the "market" and you don't really need a conspiracy theory so much as a theory of culture captured by careerism.

Sorry to go off like that. Unlike a lot of the chicanery that goes on, this one can be known.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:19 | 1579301 Sequitur
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Well said, well said. Everything in our justice system is about making "deals" no matter how unjust, hypocritical or outrageous. The West Memphis 3 is a truly disgusting story of prosecutorial abuse.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:32 | 1579321 gangland
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LOVED the Fractal referrence! nicely done.

not sure what to make of 14.(it's frekin misspelled! is that like Pwn3d? like a new way to say weekend? I dont get it, did so many people misspell it or is that a new thing?) 15. and 19.

edit: no, it's a hiphop rap r&B singer...of course! duh did i just age myself?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:24 | 1579316 Moe Howard
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So Kim Kardashinenen is marrying the West Memphis 3?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:05 | 1579625 PY-129-20
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Coming from a young woman that was "schooled to kill"

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:43 | 1579711 MsCreant
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I wish I was "young" sweetness. I am 46.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:15 | 1579779 Blano
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You're young sweetness to me at that age, sweetheart (assuming you're actually female).  Just right.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:31 | 1580156 Cheesy Bastard
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She is all woman.   Just ask the big lummox if you don't believe me.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:20 | 1579782 SokPOTUS
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Nice.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:40 | 1579993 Hulk
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You're just getting started MsCreant!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:59 | 1579892 knukles
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MsC, I am not a Conspiracy Theorist by any stretch of the imagination. 
However, those who "are" fulfill a very important role in our information propagation. 
Take note of the relationship between those who are labelled conspiracy Theorists and those who label them as such.  Usually, the Theorist is postulating that the information offered to the public as the "truth" is indeed inaccurate in some significant dimension.  And usually the alternative proposed by the Theorist is unfriendly to the party promulgating the suspect information.  The baseline relationship.

Now, it is the party promulgating the supposedly erroneous information who in a purely Bernaysian manner of Perceptions Management decries the doubter to be the Conspiracy Theorist.  A pure form of degradation of the opposition, dismissed as lunacy, minimize, never directly answer the question, address the concerns and deficiencies... simply label the other the nut job.  Blow it off... scoff, belittle, imaginary ignoring.  (I like that Imaginarily Ignore the other party.)

Now, juxtaposed is the individual labelled the conspiracy Theorist.  Interesting, for that individual, the doubter, is neither the conspirator nor a theorist (anymore than the opposing party).  Thus it essentially is in fact, the party labeling the doubter the conspiracy Theorist who indeed promulgating such behavior, actually fulfilling the psychological role of perpetrating both conditions.  (Classic Bernays)

But more to the point, when examining the past objectively, in the majority of cases, the activity under debate as to what did (officially) and what winds up being found to be the truth (what really happened) has tended to prove the theorist (by label of admonition and degradation) the accurate party.  That the promulgator of the original challenged information has indeed gravely misrepresented the case as put forth in pursuit of an alternative agenda.

So, as the great information dissemination vehicle, essentially the Internet Reformation continues with the broadened dissemination of discussion, the case of the accused Theorist takes on a more weighty and reasonable position than when in a tightly controlled information dissemination regime. 
To wit (no political comment intended) the recent treatment of Dr. Paul's rankings in polls, etc., by the mainstream media.  Ignored, berated, not reported as he's not capable of winning.... until by error, it is admitted.  Dr. Freud speaking!) to be the case.  Alternative agenda, not to let the man who might dismantle the Kleptocracy do so, for it would cast the interested parties money, power and prestige.
To wit: CNBS everything's coming up roses... remember 1 to 2 years ago wouldn't even address the topic of gold... barbarous relic... conspiracy Theorists, nut jobs, etc. (Back when it was indeed the Fed who has since admitted they were trying to hold the price down, in party with media representations.)  Now having discussions about ownership, showing quotes (which they used to say didn't matter... pooh pooh pooh..

Looking at it through that filter, there is no such thing as a "Conspiracy Theorist", merely one person with a differing opinion who becomes labelled as such for purposes of discreditation.  When viewed in that manner it all looks different.  Pure Bernays.  It also adds an additional element of clarity to the analytic framework of the information puzzle.

Quick, my tin foil hat!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:03 | 1580230 Prometheus418
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Nice, Knuckles!

You've got some Irish in you, do ya?  Makes me run on and on, too.

 

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 03:17 | 1580437 gangland
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what is necessary for a so called "conspiracy"? simply more than 1 person agreeing on a thing right? therefore, one can rightly assume that ALL of human history is in some form one giant fucking conspiracy FACT!

but, that could be just the pinot talkin....

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 08:36 | 1580703 knukles
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B I N G O
B I N G O
B I N G O
You got it!
A conspiracy theory is anybody/topic/thing anybody wants it to be.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 18:24 | 1582169 gangland
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that's right baby, those were good times knukles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mIP7ySBXBg

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:39 | 1578856 ihedgemyhedges
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Give Kim Kardashian time.  Her next homemade porn will likely be out soon..................

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:18 | 1579080 andybev01
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Honeymoon edition?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:04 | 1580063 snowball777
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Kim K: Living proof that with enough Bondo you can fix almost any wreck.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:04 | 1580318 Yen Cross
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  Nice to hear from you S/N

                            Slipstream and all!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:31 | 1580349 snowball777
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Likewise, Yen. May all your flows be laminar and the seatbelt signs unlit.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:12 | 1579046 caerus
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chili's sooo hot right now...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:57 | 1579236 OpenEyes
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no gold, no silver in top ten trends.  we're a long way from bubbleland.  when those start showing up in top ten trends I'll assume we're nearing a top

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:46 | 1579719 Frank N. Beans
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Hot Trend Number 1,855.  Gold Bitchez!!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:54 | 1579734 tip e. canoe
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"And fast by, hanging in a golden chain,
This pendent world, in bigness as a star

Of smallest magnitude, close by the moon."

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:07 | 1579763 Saul Sage
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I banged #9 in college.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:07 | 1580070 snowball777
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She was an A-cup with bad taste then.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:30 | 1578780 Prepared
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we're living in some strange dayz ya'll...thanks ZH for all of the great insight and timely IMPORTANT information.  Good stuff n keep it up!  Off to the gun store, have a good weekend.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:30 | 1578783 problemfixr
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Alex Jones will, one day, be seen as a national hero.  If you do not listen to him, you're missing out.  You said "anything," right TD?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:38 | 1578828 baby_BLYTHE
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I gave props to Alex in a post I made earlier today.

A young Alexander Emerick Jones once asked a former Texas Governor, George W Bush, during a press conference if he should indeed go after the Federal Reserve Bank. Immediately after questioning, Jones was forcibly removed from the conference, with his arm ripped behind his back (to which this day has not fully recovered) and arrested outside on the premises. The crime? A simple question in a society that supposedly guarantees free and open speech.

Should we really believe Bilderberg attendee Rick Perry's rhetoric on Bernanke & the FED?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhmZSdmY0s

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:45 | 1578910 InconvenientCou...
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It's a theory that's "out there".

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:17 | 1579075 WonderDawg
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To answer your question, absolutely not. Perry has been hand-picked for a reason. I don't trust anything he says.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:20 | 1579079 FEDbuster
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Alex is at his best when he lets himself go.  That man can get pissed off, can't he?  He will soon be giving Rush a run for the money.  The "Infowar" is one war I can support.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn_a4YNN9KQ&feature=channel_video_title

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:30 | 1579133 knukles
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Seriously?
Surely you jest.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:44 | 1579186 Shell Game
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++ bB

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:07 | 1580807 FEDbuster
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That was great.  Maybe a whole series of those cartoons could be done for high school civics classes?

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 03:46 | 1583065 fuu
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The whole movie is good.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:53 | 1579225 Dan Watie
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Like the media blacking out Paul, Bush can't handle the truth. Lies and evil need darkness and ignorance to survive. Those of us that have LIGHT must share it with those still in darkness. Alex is CrAZy! with LIGHT!!! Thanks BB!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:55 | 1579226 nmewn
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Build a burger...can I get fries with that?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 18:23 | 1579309 Cheesy Bastard
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Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkg_XojVRcs

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 08:05 | 1580669 Uncle Remus
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In those "polite" circles, corrupt paid-for politicians are referred to as "my dog Spot".

Thank you Cal.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:01 | 1579410 disabledvet
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Yes. I understand he only threatened to kill the FOMC and did not do so per your instructions. Now get naked and take a 2 hour bubble bath. Yours truly,
Disabledvet

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:08 | 1580322 Yen Cross
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Blythe, I have been with the best.   My pumpkins have this / white mold.

 

Quer`ie me?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:30 | 1578784 Prepared
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we're living in some strange dayz ya'll...thanks ZH for all of the great insight and timely IMPORTANT information.  Good stuff n keep it up!  Off to the gun store, have a good weekend.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:49 | 1578922 Dr. Richard Head
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I have tossed this website to as many people as possible.  This is the best avenue to wake up the financially interested.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:30 | 1578785 reefermadness
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Don't fear the reaper, or reefer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:31 | 1578791 JW n FL
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.

Tick Rate Hits New Highs, Indicating HFT Activity

Traders Magazine Online News, August 12, 2011

James Armstrong

Bloomberg is reporting an unprecedented number of quotes in recent days, rising to new highs on Wednesday even as overall volume was down slightly, an indication of unfilled orders and the likely presence of active high frequency traders.

“The tick volume is up dramatically, when the actual volume of shares traded isn’t at the highest levels that we’ve seen,” Nagrath said. “Every time an order goes out, even though it’s canceled, for us it counts as another tick, another quote.”

Wednesday set an all-time high of 43.7 billion ticks. That was about one and a half times the number of ticks recorded during last year’s flash crash. Yesterday, data showed about 38 billion ticks, according to Bloomberg.

Click for chart <------------ Great PDF Chart of Ticks 2008 Fincial Crash / Flash Crash in 2009 / Japan Tsunami as well in this chart for comparison.

http://www.tradersmagazine.com/news/ticks-hfts-trading-volumes-108026-1.html?ET=tradersmagazine:e979:55405a:&st=email&utm_source=editorial&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tm_weekly_081211

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeCNyJpdANg&feature=feedu

 

Uploaded by RussiaToday on Aug 17, 2011

Watch full episode 174 of Keiser Report on Thursday. This week Max Keiser and co-host, Stacy Herbert, look at how quantitative easing is good for the rich, bad for the poor and how sterling is offering no refuge. In the second half of the show Max talks to Richard Heinberg, author of The End of Growth, about the role of energy in the current debt crisis.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:58 | 1578971 MsCreant
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A nice "dip" should shake off all those ticks, I would think.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:25 | 1579113 JW n FL
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those tick work at a 100 - 1,000 tick per second all the way up and down.. the ticks can NOT be STOPPED! until "We the People" unplug them.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:36 | 1580353 Mentaliusanything
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Axe meets optic fibre - no really the No 2 way to rid yourself of annoying ticks.

Best way is charge them a penny to play

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:10 | 1580813 FEDbuster
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There is a transaction tax I can support.  Add a penny to bid tax, too.  Fuck these parasites.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:57 | 1580415 KowPie
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Eventually the host will run out of blood.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 17:35 | 1579118 Sancho Ponzi
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Nice

There's a new chapter online over at DeepCapture...thought you'd get a kick out of the title.

http://www.deepcapture.com/the-miscreants-global-bust-out-chapter-21-how-a-small-gang-of-organized-criminals-wrecked-the-world/

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:44 | 1579713 MsCreant
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;-)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:42 | 1579705 CompassionateFascist
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Never mind Max's wierd noises and twitching around....just watch Stacy. Tho wearing too much clothes, she is worth the price of admission. Truly wholesome.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:12 | 1580327 Yen Cross
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FL) Nice structure!

  Lets discuss ( Yield curves?

  And { WINGS } Extra spicy!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:32 | 1580351 snowball777
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Watch out for them butterflies...they cause 'urricanes Y'know.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:31 | 1578793 baby_BLYTHE
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Sweet, love these. Can't wait to see where this goes.

Tonight we drink outselves into a fuckin' coma!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:38 | 1578852 Husk-Erzulie
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*sigh* Reminds me of one of my dear grannie's tupperware parties.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 16:40 | 1578879 baby_BLYTHE
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If granny wants to keep her Medicare, she is gonna need all the firepower she can get in the fight in the streets against the state.

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