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YesWeKahn's picture

I don't remember that Robot girl ever recommanded HPQ.

CPL's picture

Robo has news letter subscribers.

Sudden Debt's picture

If you take a crap, put a flag in the crap, there'll always be some whaco's who will be willing to pay for it.

 

Hulk's picture

Lost all my PM's crossing the Delaware Bitchez!

Mec-sick-o's picture

I bet you did it at the spinoff news and hoarded 8,000,000 shares @ $32.5418

berlinjames02's picture

Destroy the Morg!

Short SLV, buy physical! Just imagine if everyone did that? Paper ponzi collapses and the physical market goes parabolic. It could be the trade of the century.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Picked up another 80 oz of silver yesterday and the day prior.  Also picked up a nice Misr, Egyptian AKM.  6 clips, plenty of ammo, and was surprised by how accurate I was 300-400 yards out.  I guess the peasant rifle was a good choice for me. 

Got_Nukes's picture

Ordered 225 oz silver today. 100 oz last week. Waiting for a dip in gold. looks like it may be awhile. Got a S&W M&P .223 last week also.

Absinthe Minded's picture

Good work. I've been buying for the past month trying to take advantage of one shipping fee. Got 3oz. of gold and 100 oz. of silver getting yanked out of the market next week. I don't know if Hugo Chavez is good for Venezuela, but he's A-Fuckin allright for gold baby!!!

Transformer's picture

I figure they gotta give Hugo his gold, and quick.  If not, the confidence of sovereigns the world over will be shattered, and their could be a run on the depositories.

 

I still got the Benjamin pump in BB caliber I've had for 30 years.  If you pump it up 10 times it will shoot through a 1" pine board.  Pretty impressive!!

 

BB bitchez

Raymond_K_Hessel's picture

I've been thinking the same thing lately.  If it's true that SLV doesn't have all the silver they claim to, then some hedge fund could make a killing by taking delivery of silver and shorting the SLV at the same time.  It would basically be a risk-free trade (I mean, unless SLV started trading at a premium to physical, which seems highly unlikely).  If only I had a few billion dollars...

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Picked up a 100oz bar silver at $41 per just 2 hrs ago. Dealer didn't want to hold it over week-end.

mt paul's picture

fermented 

walrus flippers 

bytches

LongBallsShortBrains's picture

Many thanks and much appreciation to Tyler and all of Zerohedge for all the wisdom and education! THANK YOU TYLER

Bring the Gold's picture

Best name avatar combo on ZH. LMFAO!

HardlyZero's picture

1) Look at the Dow 15 year or so chart....MASSIVE HEAD AND SHOULDERS.

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=^dji+interactive#symbol=%5Edji;range=19911230,20110815;compare=;indicator=volume;charttype=area;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=off;source=;

2) just had a good 3 week "dead cat bounce".

3) going into Jackson Hole next week.

4) everyone is on vacation

5) Europe is melting down (even over the weekend).

Setup your shorts this weekend if possible...or ASAP next week .... its going to be a bumpy ride in August and terminal velocity in September.

corvettekenny's picture

Imminent ponzi collapse bitchez!

DrunkHarryReid's picture

Silver Bitchez Indeed! $50/oz by 25 August 2011.

In Fed We Trust's picture

Do like I Do.

Paste ZH links on your Facebook page.

Why do think Denver is # 2 city?

In Fed We Trust's picture

Do like I do.

With side walk, write "infowars.com" around the state University in your state.

It is amazing how ignorant college students are.

Let's enlighten them with what they have coming.

A college loan in this day an age is like indentured slavery.

Instant Wealth's picture

Paige typesetting machine, BITCHEZ

In Fed We Trust's picture

Do like I dO and post ZH links on your face book page.

Why do you think Denver is rated top 2 ZH city?

Check out "Patrick the painter " on Facebook to get an idea of the potential power. Check out my profile and bold predictions.

Become my friend. Power in Numbers.

trembo slice's picture

laughing my ass off bitchez

 

iDealMeat's picture

Have a good weekend..  Bitchez

deez nutz's picture

Hi, Bank of America will help you out!  you just have to help us first!

corvettekenny's picture

It will be a cold day in hell before I do anything to help Bank of America.

AustriAnnie's picture

Cold day in hell before I would accept a banksters' "help"

DaveyJones's picture

prisoners have higher ethics

navy62802's picture

Haven't reached a bottom yet. Wait for Europe to explode.

camoes's picture

You will have your wishes come true mate...not even close to bottom...I believe they will nationalize EU banks and wipeout equity bagholders

corvettekenny's picture

The EU implosion is sure taking it's time.  The $50B bailouts barely put a dent in things.  Now I'm reading the ECB needs to buy ("purchase" in Bernank speak) trillions in jacked up securities.  And any further bailouts talk is meeting strong opposition in Germany..  I'm waiting for Germany to pull out of the Euro completely..  How to trade that...

YesWeKahn's picture

"transitory outlooks"

 

Tyler, you speak like Bernanke now. Maybe it's time to think about replacing him? lol

 

camoes's picture

CAPITULATION ONGOING, GOT GOLD BITCHEZ?

sitenine's picture

A few things to keep in mind:

1) inflation is transitory
2) gold is not money
3) the Fed does not 'buy', they 'purchase'
4) alien invasions are good for the economy
5) there are no 'taxes', only 'revenues'
6) GDP will grow at 4%...3%...2%...1%...oh shit!
7) the SEC exists to protect you, the revenue payer
8) banks are solvent, well capitalized, and ready to lend
9) got PM?

Have a great weekend all :)