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Since Zero Hedge updates over the next sevearal few hours will be sparse, please use this opportunity to share your transitory outlooks on current events, life, google trending topics, and pretty much anything else.

 

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Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:31 | 1579685 Cult of Criminality
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That is nice of you to say. I am not a professional trader and as a layman on the street I have witnessed and been part of several Market ups and downs and researching sites for years and years and also believe they have the edge in what is up for real.

Tylers relentless items of markets and news that really keeps your eye on the ball is amazing.

Thanks T-Bond for bringing me out to say it.

 Cheers Zerohedge and thanks

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:18 | 1579787 Yen Cross
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 +) (: 1

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:57 | 1579744 Smiddywesson
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So Tbond, after seeing what electronic trading did for the markets, how do you feel about electronic voting?  I think it would be a disaster.  Not that our votes count for anything anyway

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:04 | 1579758 T-Bond
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Where I live (mega blue) the dead people still vote, so my vote has been wasted all along.

I would go back to open outcry in a second. The markets in the 80's were real price discovery.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:41 | 1579839 Cheesy Bastard
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Especially October 0f 1987.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:57 | 1579880 T-Bond
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Black Monday Oct 19th 22% down in one day. Other than a few bidless vacums the locals made a market. Now HFT jams the data and front runs it and all is good. If your not already in you can't get in.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:00 | 1579749 gwar5
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I'm not a professional, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

I traded for years and retired early during the Middle Earth era of buy and hold, Tech bubble, and some real estate. Not since November 2007. Now it's about asset protection. I love ZH because the analytics and insights along with the humor and entertainment are fantastic. It's like using a swizzle stick to look 6 months into the future.  I also come for the comments section which are also insightful and hysterical.

BTW, I also paid an extra $250 donation to access the Bernanke office live webcam. It was well worth it.

 

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:25 | 1580133 Firing Pin
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Don't you know the Fed runs ZH? They're busy collecting all of our IP addresses to raid our homes...you know, the 95% of PM holders. This has all been an elaborate multi-year trap to make you feel relaxed and safe on this site...but now the trap is about to be sprung I tell you! ha ha ha ha ha!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:01 | 1580312 jomama
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good thing i've changed addresses four times in the last twelve months, and all my shit is buried.  plus, there's no paper trail of a purchase.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:51 | 1580406 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Exactly right. This is why I leave this love letter for all the tyrants at the bottom of all my outgoing e-mails.  It is my way of spitting on their boots and some may actually reconsider after carefully studying what happened in Romania in 1989!? Any NSA, government employee or contractor reading this e-mail must decide which side of history he or she wishes to be on. Do you want your ancestors to know that when tyranny came to America you were part of it?! I think not! Please reconsider what you are doing. Please read the Bill of Rights and understand that what you are doing is unconstitutional, illegal and treasonous! Tuco
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:57 | 1579588 Slap That Taco
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Bear market my ass.

I loaded up heavily on bank stocks today-invested 0.00056% of my fortune, an amount that would have paid for most of you dickheads' college, if you woudn't have had to pimp out your mothers to pay it off. 

I mean, it's all good.....

 

Oy yeah, another thing-this will be deleted in ten minutes.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:57 | 1579595 thedrickster
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I call your arrogance and raise you FAZ.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 19:59 | 1579600 Slap That Taco
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OY VEY, another Yid! Vould you like some latkes?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:01 | 1579610 thedrickster
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Weird, just weird.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:06 | 1579628 mynhair
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Just a dik that couldn't pass the math ? from old daze.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:07 | 1579632 Slap That Taco
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Here's the portfolio:

MEATALS: copper, aluminum and lead.  Forget precious metals, that's a sucker's game.

Stocks: The Best,try to own a block if you can: IBM

Bonds: The long end of the Turkish yield curve.

The other 99.42584% of your fortune should be hidden somewhere in the CENTRAL states of America. 

In case of invasion.

There, I've given you the secrets to my massive fortune.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 03:58 | 1580469 KowPie
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$20 doesn't seem that massive to me.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:22 | 1579671 Trump2012
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I pimped out my self to the USMC for 10 years. Now the VA (the taxpayer) is paying for my college edge-a-macation! 

What banks do you like? What banks don't you like? Where do you think Citi is heading?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:31 | 1579815 Tuco Benedicto ...
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You earned every cent which is more than I can say for the expediture of most tax dollars.

Semper Fi

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:58 | 1579747 Smiddywesson
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By all means, please go all in.  After all, stocks are a bargain at these prices.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:20 | 1580262 jomama
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zh doesn't delete comments. 

maybe it's your fail ass pentium II.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:01 | 1579607 Slap That Taco
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WHERE'S THAT DOUCHE BAG WHO POSTS WITH THE AVATAR THAT LOOKS LIKE HITLER?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:04 | 1579621 thedrickster
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DHS goes home at 4:30 sharp.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:09 | 1579642 Slap That Taco
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I'll ask this, no problem if you don't want to answer:

Does he work "over there." You know what I mean?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:12 | 1579774 Eric Cartman
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Dickwad, AssHat, ScumTroll, ...Shut your Pie hole!!! 

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:01 | 1579612 Cult of Criminality
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This guy is a stock broker and in my opinion has not had enough play.He wrote and sings "The Bailout rap".If you have not heard it ,you are really missing out. you will like this.
The song is also a message to Hank Paulson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64g_g22iEe8&playnext=1&list=PL1824AB82A26...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:06 | 1579627 Subprime JD
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Zerohedge until the end bitchez

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:09 | 1579640 Yen Cross
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 I sure hope ZH doesn't go { HUFFINGTON PUKE} with this site!?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:16 | 1579660 thedrickster
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Horrific thought, why?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:32 | 1579681 mynhair
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Yen, out of curiosity, why are you up?  FX is closed.  It amazes me to see you this excited.

Me, I'm just enjoying mass TAP products.

Kewl, my attribution to Integral did take.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:26 | 1579803 Yen Cross
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 M/H you are oblivious! I study charts always!  The f/x market trades 6 days a week! I also imbibe other trades! I'll dance with you any day!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:13 | 1579650 Slap That Taco
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A poem: (want opinions)

I post like an ass

But I somehow feel quite good.

I have to vomit

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:42 | 1580289 caerus
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haiku

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:58 | 1580307 caerus
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the first cold shower
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:23 | 1579672 WoodMizer
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Here's to the end of the Keynesian faith. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdsNFDdR3Zc

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:24 | 1581172 snowball777
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Weeeeeaaak.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:33 | 1579675 mynhair
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You are poor, because some Lib is rich.

Let's put class warfare where it belongs.

Lamp posts for all Libs!

 

(Miss you, Integral)

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:25 | 1581175 snowball777
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You're poor because you're uneducated and quite possibly lazy, but by all means, place the blame on others if it helps salve your gaping headwound.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:31 | 1579686 MOAB
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:33 | 1579689 Surly Bear
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Glenrothes '92

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:42 | 1579710 mynhair
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Care to share a sip?  Promise I'll swallow.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:36 | 1579694 mynhair
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Oweblahma's New Jobs Bill:

You get taxed, and my campaign coffers get stuffed.

So, to simplify, the Jobs Bill stuffs you.

Re-Elect Oweblahma!

Vote Rue Paul.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:04 | 1579757 Smiddywesson
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Dude, you just lay off of my man Obama, because he has a plan for the economy, and he will let us know what it is, just as soon as he gets back from his vacation.  Yes, and it is a LOT better than his last plan too!  It puts shovel ready jobs to shame man.  This won't be the summer of recovery bitch, this will be the DECADE of recovery.  You just watch.  (Hint: it starts with getting S&P out of the way)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:36 | 1579829 krispkritter
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Smiddy, you're crackin' me up...


 

Rofl, off YT:

 

NEWSFLASH? #OMG

Washington, DC -- Obama today announced his plan to CHANGE our national symbol from a Bald Eagle to a latex condom, declaring the latter a more accurate depiction of the values powering his promised "fundamental transformation" of our nation.

His teleprompter read: "A condom allows for inflation, kills productivity, eliminates any carbon footprint of a next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives people a sense of security while they're actually being screwed."

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:46 | 1579717 Cult of Criminality
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Might try some moon mining stocks, Helium 3 is abundant

Metals on Earth seem to be doing well Hmm

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:49 | 1579727 Smiddywesson
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Ineffectual margin hike bitchez!!!!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:33 | 1579819 mynhair
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There was a hike?  Dam, had to pee and missed it....

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:51 | 1579730 caerus
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falcons +3

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:34 | 1579820 mynhair
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Algore -1899.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:47 | 1579848 caerus
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thales -sun

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 20:56 | 1579739 BlackholeDivestment
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...man she's ugly, she's ah total loss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbhkhLzQtI&feature=related

market is ah hooky spooky.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:02 | 1579752 Yen Cross
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 Color me RETAARDED! Maria Bartiromo is the wife of  ( DOUG LEBDA)?! Lending tree?!  HARD MONEY!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:12 | 1579773 Tuco Benedicto ...
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FANTASY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All world markets trade for one week with no manipulation whatsover by any entity.  Where would they be at the end of that week???????   Pick what ever market you like.

Mine

GOLD   $2300

SILVER  $68

DJIA      6300

U. S. $   60

What say you??          Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramires  a.k.s   The Rat

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:24 | 1579799 Trump2012
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Let's do that once a year. Just tell me when. 

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:32 | 1581201 snowball777
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Assuming you mean NO manip...(e.g. FASB myth-to-market pulled)

Gold: $600

Silver: $10

OIl: $45

DJIA: 6k

S&P: 350

10yr 4%

30yr 7%

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:07 | 1579762 mynhair
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Be nice when the morons are gone from the NHC, maybe then we can get true Storm alerts.

Whoever called 'Harvey' should be fired.  The next non-event is nearing mid Atlantic, but is below 10 degrees N.

Another non-event.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:32 | 1579816 Yen Cross
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Shut er down! She's pumping MUD! Let's talk on Sunday open...    Gather your Chickens!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:36 | 1579828 mynhair
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2 chickens bid for Sun!  (They be on sale for .99/lb thru Tues.)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:21 | 1579949 Yen Cross
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>99c vs ?  I suspect the bolis have turned.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:10 | 1579769 caerus
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harry douglas +6

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:16 | 1579780 Trump2012
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Goldman Sachs Slashes Its US GDP Forecast Again

http://www.cnbc.com/id/44210055

 

The President from Chicago brought us the Bear! He is the CHICAGO BEAR!

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Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:31 | 1579814 mynhair
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Huh?  Where  did all the moron Libs go?  Bed?  Aren't they weeks away from SNAP refills?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:38 | 1579833 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:43 | 1579846 lunaticfringe
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714th! Yoohoo! Bitchezz

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 21:53 | 1579874 mynhair
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Crap, can't thief this version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOG7LEyUJ0

Going thru the bookmarks, and thieving what I haven't.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:30 | 1579881 caerus
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+2001

floyd 2001

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:09 | 1579911 HomelessCEO
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If i had any money to play the market I would. Whenever there's an uptick in homeless folks at the shelter, there's always a market crash a few weeks later. About a month ago there was a huge influx of new and returning people who lost their jobs or are homeless for the first time.

This is as close to the street as data can get. on-the-street in every sense of the phrase.

 

The reverse is true as well.  The poorest of the poor always feel the affects first as we are highly sensitive to the fluctuations of the economy.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:08 | 1579915 mynhair
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Honey Rider, bitchez!  Do me baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cETrNUB9Aog

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:12 | 1579923 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:21 | 1579945 BandGap
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Hello Kiddies bitches.

Well, have we arrived yet? I have 1500 oz. of silver buried in the backyard that I'll need to mark soon.

Pizza and Red Stripe, bitches.

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:28 | 1579965 Cheesy Bastard
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Red Stripe...You wont make it in Jamaica, Mon...Ire, though.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:20 | 1579943 Mister Minsk
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For me it's vodka, diamonds and heavy metal bitchez!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:26 | 1579959 Yen Cross
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  Well spoken! Beluga, Osetra, Vesruga, Sevruga?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:40 | 1579991 Mister Minsk
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Everything my friend--no limits!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:47 | 1580022 Yen Cross
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 Thank you for your, acknowledgement...  Very kind indeed.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:23 | 1580340 iNull
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Illinois Nazis salute you.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:22 | 1579950 BandGap
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Heavy metal bitches sweat and rust.  Go platinum bitches.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:41 | 1579996 Mister Minsk
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My ass is platinum.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:35 | 1581210 snowball777
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Careful it doesn't get mined.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:25 | 1579955 Rodent Freikorps
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I am a paleocon, and I swear, on my honor, that I will go out and actively campaign for Obama, rather than vote for Ron Paul.

I have never hated a candidate based on how reprehensible his supporters are before.

I do now.

Fuck you Ron Paul, and fuck your supporters even more.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:27 | 1579961 Yen Cross
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 Nice to (C) you! Been abroad! Let's Talk...  Yen.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:33 | 1579975 Rodent Freikorps
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How's it?

I am filled with my 15 minutes of hate at the moment.

I hope life finds you well.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:42 | 1580004 Yen Cross
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Green Fields.  Favorite things in life.    Feel better My Friend!   Lets's discuss the aud/jpy trade. Caught you off guard didn't I?

  Well I'm trading smalls, on the strength of aud/usd, on this last drop! Impressive! The Fibi's held, and the ( EUR/AUD) proxie is getting old!

  Yes I trade well.   Stay long gbp on the crosses.>YEN

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:44 | 1580008 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Breathe in breathe out my dear rodent.  Nothing wrong with utilizing the first amendment even if I strongly disagree with your comments.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:47 | 1580024 Rodent Freikorps
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Test me.

I hate well.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:52 | 1580034 caerus
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dum spiro, spero

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:58 | 1580044 Yen Cross
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  Tuco you would make a good corner STONE.  Ya mess with RFK and you mess with)  yen...

 

   P.S. your IDEA is weak!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:43 | 1580395 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Whatever you say Yen Cross.  Later alligator.    Tuco

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:36 | 1579981 Spirit Of Truth
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I dig Marie Digby.  Try the same, but lack the looks and talent:

http://www.kompozing.com

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:45 | 1580013 mynhair
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Hang on, got more.  Dam Video snarfer isn't working on them, tho.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:32 | 1579974 wisefool
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50% sarc. I am too poor to drive a car, and that means I do not listen to the radio. I do watch CNBC,  but they only play the music that is not currently being used by MSNBC the licenses are tricky like that.

So apprently there is a singer called Adele. she made a video for a song called rolling in the deep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

my question is who is the dude dancing? Is it Guy Fawkes? Tyler Durden? Ron Paul? John Gault?

Will somebody give me a (forgivable) student loan to figure this out?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:45 | 1580190 tom a taxpayer
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About 3/4 in, she sings this line:"turn my sorrow into precious gold". So, I think the dancing dude is Bernanke.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:40 | 1579994 Huskybritches
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Tyler, maybe next weekend you should, in addition to a bear market thread, add a "circle jerk" thread for all of these bitchez

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:43 | 1580006 Cheesy Bastard
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We all respect you for jerking off alone.  Bye.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:02 | 1580057 Yen Cross
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Cheezy, why do you piggyback on another poster with 0" BUZZ SAW " guts!  Where is CDAD? Where is 777, and C/D?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:56 | 1580126 Cheesy Bastard
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Not sure I understand your comment.  If you are suggesting I am afraid to comment in a snarky fashion to the regular contributors that you mentioned, then:

  • I once told C/D that if I wanted any more shit from him I could just scrape it off his nose, implying that he was a zero hedge ass kisser.
  • I once told CDAD that his daughter would wind up doing porn, implying that he was way too uptight.
  • I once told all the jew haters, including 777 that if I wanted any more lip from them, I would simply touch thier vagina. Bitch.

Maybe you could clarify your point, so I can respond to you in kind.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:19 | 1580259 Husk-Erzulie
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Fuck, that's funny :-)  I caught two out of three (missed the C/D stink nose one) LOL.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:37 | 1581217 snowball777
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Trav is 7777.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:43 | 1580007 mynhair
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Tried a reach around on you, but nothing was there.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:37 | 1581213 snowball777
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Okay, but you have to eat the cookie.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:45 | 1580015 Wholeden Caulfield
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Ignore Alien Orders. Joe was right...someday a real rain is gonna fall.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:45 | 1580018 sergei
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Yet another FDIC Bank failure Friday. Just noticed this:

Total Bank failures from 2004 thru 2007 = 7

Total Bank failures from 2008 thru 2011(to date) = 390

So far that is a 5,471% increase.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:05 | 1580064 wisefool
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snark: So, do you have something against the glass man?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:13 | 1580091 sergei
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What? Translation?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:21 | 1580114 wisefool
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A Glass man is someone who repairs windows after they are broken in a process called creative destruction.

This video gives some context. "Glass man" is specifically refered to at 02:43.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:32 | 1580162 wisefool
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snarc, but in agrement +15000 imelda marco shoes. They are old. they need to be replaced.

 

 It is not seen that if he had not had a window to replace, he would, perhaps, have replaced his old shoes, or added another book to his library. In short, he would have employed his six francs in some way which this accident has prevented.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:46 | 1580194 Cheesy Bastard
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+1.  :)

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 04:07 | 1580473 AustriAnnie
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+1

Thanks Cheesy, you saved me the trouble.

Broken window fallacy.  What SHOULD be taught in schools.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:44 | 1580397 Dapper Dan
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Hey shit head, I already did that math 427 posts ago.

It may have been 426,  489, 904,     624 shit I can't remember

sorry about the shit head stuff,

I love you man!

im dunk

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:49 | 1580028 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:52 | 1580032 dwdollar
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My wife noticed an unusually high amount of cash withdrawals this week, from the credit union she works out.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:54 | 1580038 Hohum
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You folks are the creme de la creme.  Get a group of 2000 together and form a libertarian paradise.  Do it now!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:57 | 1580043 mynhair
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Have a Heart, fer god's sake!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpkitLUbeEg

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 22:58 | 1580046 mynhair
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Video snarfer wants me to restock.  Get your own Digby vids.  Very sorry.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:01 | 1580053 snowball777
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"Tonight we drink outselves into a fuckin' coma!"

That explains much about the brain damage you appear to have received.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:06 | 1580069 Yen Cross
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Tonight we HOPE    ( BLYTHE) Makes it home in ( one ) piece!

 

    Short the euro!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:57 | 1580220 mynhair
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Oh great.  Morons 'R' Us has arrived.

Damn furringners.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:03 | 1580061 mynhair
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The start of the kick.  Classic Heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whXeb7Ohfkk

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:07 | 1580072 Yen Cross
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The " Quasi" avatar won't save you!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:11 | 1580090 caerus
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roger fisher bitchez

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:22 | 1580263 Arkadaba
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That is so bad!!! Won't forget that you can't handle booze (lol - mostly)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:21 | 1580108 mynhair
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Very under the influence, so more Blonde Redhaed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uger0WtSUso&NR=1

Can you say shitfaced?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP2YYc39_TA&feature=related

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:25 | 1580135 Yen Cross
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If?

   Imagine this! ( GLOBAL)     F-U-C-k-E-D

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:01 | 1580225 mynhair
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Go to bed.  It weirds me out seeing you here this late on a Friday.

I'm just playing my bookmarks for my honey.

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:31 | 1580155 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:32 | 1580160 Arkadaba
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:32 | 1580161 Yen Cross
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MH I was upgrading ( Firefox) Did ya hit 6 yet? I looks pretty darn stable. Primary search engines are a bit of work.<

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:35 | 1580169 mynhair
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You look wobbly to me, but then so do I.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:34 | 1580166 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:43 | 1580188 Yellow Tang
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Are we there yet bitchez?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:49 | 1580204 mynhair
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Depends on where you are.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:48 | 1580201 mynhair
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Rocket me,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

then beam me up, Scotty!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 01:18 | 1580336 iNull
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Aww. Oooh. Goddamn, that is painful, for whatever remains of humanity.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:50 | 1580207 SilverDoctors
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S&P Just downgraded Venezuela to B-.

Now, that couldn't have anything to do with Venezuela demanding the Bank of England repatriate 99 tons of gold back to Venezuela roughly 24 hours ago, now could it?

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:41 | 1581231 snowball777
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The timing? Perhaps. But that rating likely reflects the rampant inflation and recent nationalization of their gold mining industry so it's not exactly wrong either.

Blind Chicken: 2 grains of corn.  La Cucaracha: 0

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:54 | 1580213 mynhair
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 23:58 | 1580221 spekulatn
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The scene is Sneakin in to the movies from Robert Townsend's  "The Hollywood Shuffle"

 

Wherez my BITCHEZ?  

 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4w4vQM7MiU&feature=related

 

(At 7:39/ 9:54) 

 

 

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:02 | 1580227 mynhair
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:05 | 1580235 mynhair
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:13 | 1580248 mynhair
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Nite all.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 00:47 | 1580294 caerus
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nite dude

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 02:48 | 1580401 Dapper Dan
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Before you go let me buy you all a coff of cuppee

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