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So it IS 2008 all over again!
Criminals at Goldman Sachs who sold SHITTY DEALS, JP Morgan who give out FOOD STAMPS to the people they stole from, BoA who ILLEGALLY FORECLOSED on home owners, etc will get big bonuses while whistleblowers will go to jail.
This is not new. When Jan Fleischhauer wrote his opinion in Der Spiegel, he received a letter from Brussels three days later. Maoist Barroso was not amused to read a critique of his person. Der Spiegel was warned.
So when do all of us down here in the peanut gallery get assigned a cot in one of FEMA's "Family Centers"? When is the roundup...I mean when do the invites get mailed out?
I call top bunk!
The way I understand how these things usually go down, we slaves will not fight our oppressors or even the jailers. We will fight each other for the right to the top bunk. It's all right on schedule.
Over my dead body will you get more than me....fellow slave. Besides, I happen to like the crumbs. Easier to chew and digest.
Ah, brother Cog....never. I'd never fight you. I love you, man.
Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers? I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway.
I hear they make a mean Pepper steak in Joliet
"Head em up! Move em out!"
On Christmas a PB&J... + a little knowledge and we can turn most anything into refreshing beverages.
and rasins into wine
==> I love you, man.
You can't have his beer.
"Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers? I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway."
It's actually quite tasty... Called Soily Green or Soylent Green or something like that.
Yes, I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam eggs and spam thank you.
Exactly. Three hots and a cot will fill those camps in no time. All we need is a li'l disaster in order to create the rationale.
not to mention the mandatory bank accounts.
Zions Bank Opens Branch at Camp Williams to Serve Hurricane Katrina...
WTF? Wasn't Katrina ~5 years ago?
Isn't this what the Republican/Democrat Family Feud is for, to make sure We The Serfs don't attack the right people?
I think getting as many people as possible on the dole is what will have the majority attack the wrong way.
Agreed my dear Rodent!
that's why a garden is one of the best revolutionary tools. Kept fed, nutritioned and out of the corrupt currency system
You made me laugh and then think. Bravo.
...and I call all your desserts.
I call top bunk!
Methane gas rises to top bunks.
a: your methane will be harvested, and
b: until further notice, piss filters down...
I'll take the bunk six feet under before I will fight for the top bunk at a FEMA camp. The top bunk is yours.
Quit stepping on my rack.
don't you understand how this game works?
there will be a major disaster.
dirty bomb? region wide internet based power grid sabotage? alien invasion?
people will be begging for a spot in the camps.
i just wonder how they plan on disguising the political affiliation part of the screening process.
Bad New Cdad! The invites were in the mail! Just so happened they made it to a Post office that was shut down!
How do they get "AMF" from Les Misérables?
Ironic: opinion in French is opinion.
But the problem with the French is they don't have a word for "entrepreneur".
Sabotage is still in the original French, as well.
So is parachute...
parachute d'orée... and ... noces d'argent.. should please the PM bugs at ZH.
that's too close to the funny bone...it hurts...as when you are an entreprenuer you get clouted by government run monopoly suppliers or by the tax authorities, for peanuts, doctored into Eiffel tower "you owe us"...
Thats why its called Opinion...Je ne sais pas parce que je suis un idiot?
what is the amf? this is all so stupid
Authorité des marchés financiers....
you know...AMF. They made small sailboats and sports equip in the 70's-80's. Crazy times...
I thought AMF was involved in Bowling
They are, but like many companies, they also manage a bond-rating agency on the side but their scoring methodology is said to be too confusing. For example, in terms of AMF ratings, AAA is akin to a 300 score.
Anyway, according to published reports, "due to a 'gutter ball' in Greece's latest frame, the AMF is recalculating their score this week."
Thank you all for remi ding me that I have not addressed the bowling angle yet...
Candle pins for cash.
our politicians are kid bowlers and their inflated gutters are starting to split.
Thanks for the laugh man. My week is starting even crappier than last week.....laughs and booze help.
crappy harley's, too.
It's the SEC without porn
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