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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:03 | 1664182 So Close
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Don't laugh..

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:12 | 1664234 MarketTruth
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So it IS 2008 all over again!

Criminals at Goldman Sachs who sold SHITTY DEALS, JP Morgan who give out FOOD STAMPS to the people they stole from, BoA who ILLEGALLY FORECLOSED on home owners, etc will get big bonuses while whistleblowers will go to jail.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:21 | 1664296 PY-129-20
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This is not new. When Jan Fleischhauer wrote his opinion in Der Spiegel,  he received a letter from Brussels three days later. Maoist Barroso was not amused to read a critique of his person. Der Spiegel was warned.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:15 | 1664263 Cdad
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So when do all of us down here in the peanut gallery get assigned a cot in one of FEMA's "Family Centers"?  When is the roundup...I mean when do the invites get mailed out?

I call top bunk!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:28 | 1664319 Cognitive Dissonance
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The way I understand how these things usually go down, we slaves will not fight our oppressors or even the jailers. We will fight each other for the right to the top bunk. It's all right on schedule.

Over my dead body will you get more than me....fellow slave. Besides, I happen to like the crumbs. Easier to chew and digest.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:30 | 1664330 Cdad
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Ah, brother Cog....never.  I'd never fight you.  I love you, man.

Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers?  I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:33 | 1664345 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I hear they make a mean Pepper steak in Joliet

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:30 | 1664560 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Head em up!  Move em out!"

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:13 | 1664483 Snidley Whipsnae
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On Christmas a PB&J... + a little knowledge and we can turn most anything into refreshing beverages.


Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:59 | 1665047 DaveyJones
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and rasins into wine

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:22 | 1664518 Sgt.Sausage
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==>  I love you, man.

You can't have his beer.


Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:10 | 1664720 ResFam
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"Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers?  I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway."

It's actually quite tasty... Called Soily Green or Soylent Green or something like that.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 18:55 | 1665554 Tunga
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Yes, I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam eggs and spam thank you.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1664386 NotApplicable
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Exactly. Three hots and a cot will fill those camps in no time. All we need is a li'l disaster in order to create the rationale.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1664517 tamboo
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 22:54 | 1666163 Real Estate Geek
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WTF?  Wasn't Katrina ~5 years ago?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:54 | 1664428 Ferrari
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Isn't this what the Republican/Democrat Family Feud is for, to make sure We The Serfs don't attack the right people?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:59 | 1664442 Rodent Freikorps
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I think getting as many people as possible on the dole is what will have the majority attack the wrong way.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:28 | 1664546 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Agreed my dear Rodent!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:01 | 1665060 DaveyJones
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that's why a garden is one of the best revolutionary tools. Kept fed, nutritioned and out of the corrupt currency system

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:58 | 1665038 ParisianThinker
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You made me laugh and then think. Bravo.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:30 | 1664331 Quinvarius
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...and I call all your desserts.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:38 | 1664368 Atomizer
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I call top bunk!

Methane gas rises to top bunks.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1664408 Tipo anónimo
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a: your methane will be harvested, and

b: until further notice, piss filters down...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:26 | 1664537 Tuco Benedicto ...
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I'll take the bunk six feet under before I will fight for the top bunk at a FEMA camp.  The top bunk is yours.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:48 | 1664656 hunglow
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Quit stepping on my rack.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:54 | 1665715 robobbob
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don't you understand how this game works?

there will be a major disaster.

dirty bomb? region wide internet based power grid sabotage? alien invasion?

people will be begging for a spot in the camps.

i just wonder how they plan on disguising the political affiliation part of the screening process.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 23:02 | 1666196 punishmentnotrevenge
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Bad New Cdad!  The invites were in the mail!  Just so happened they made it to a Post office that was shut down!


Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:33 | 1664346 GenX Investor
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How do they get "AMF" from Les Misérables?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:03 | 1664184 ZeroPower
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Ironic: opinion in French is opinion.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:34 | 1664352 Let them eat iPads
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But the problem with the French is they don't have a word for "entrepreneur".

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1664399 Rodent Freikorps
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Sabotage is still in the original French, as well.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:14 | 1664489 Snidley Whipsnae
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So is parachute...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:40 | 1664614 falak pema
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parachute d'orée... and ... noces d'argent.. should please the PM bugs at ZH.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:04 | 1664744 Mesquite
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And Guillotine..No..?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:57 | 1665225 Rodent Freikorps
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:58 | 1664437 falak pema
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that's too close to the funny when you are an entreprenuer you get clouted by government run monopoly suppliers or by the tax authorities, for peanuts,  doctored into Eiffel tower "you owe us"...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:04 | 1664187 Divided States ...
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Thats why its called Opinion...Je ne sais pas parce que je suis un idiot?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:04 | 1664188 oogs66
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what is the amf?  this is all so stupid

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:07 | 1664207 monmick
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Authorité des marchés financiers....

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:13 | 1664252 LongSoupLine
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you know...AMF.  They made small sailboats and sports equip in the 70's-80's.  Crazy times...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:16 | 1664266 Josh Randall
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I thought AMF was involved in Bowling

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:27 | 1664320 totem
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They are, but like many companies, they also manage a bond-rating agency on the side but their scoring methodology is said to be too confusing.  For example, in terms of AMF ratings, AAA is akin to a 300 score.

Anyway, according to published reports, "due to a 'gutter ball' in Greece's latest frame, the AMF is recalculating their score this week."



Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1664379 williambanzai7
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Thank you all for remi ding me that I have not addressed the bowling angle yet...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 18:59 | 1665558 Tunga
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Candle pins for cash.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:09 | 1665084 DaveyJones
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our politicians are kid bowlers and their inflated gutters are starting to split. 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:31 | 1664332 JohnG
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Thanks for the laugh man.  My week is starting even crappier than last week.....laughs and booze help.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:17 | 1664273 Mike2756
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crappy harley's, too.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:23 | 1664305 pods
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:53 | 1664424 Andrew Jackson ...
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It's the SEC without porn

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