Because The First Amendment Does Not Reach Across The Atlantic...

Tyler Durden's picture

The idiocy just hit record highs:


What next: the AMF dispatches black choppers to round up all those trop-beaucoup criminal bloggers?

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MarketTruth's picture

So it IS 2008 all over again!

Criminals at Goldman Sachs who sold SHITTY DEALS, JP Morgan who give out FOOD STAMPS to the people they stole from, BoA who ILLEGALLY FORECLOSED on home owners, etc will get big bonuses while whistleblowers will go to jail.

PY-129-20's picture

This is not new. When Jan Fleischhauer wrote his opinion in Der Spiegel,  he received a letter from Brussels three days later. Maoist Barroso was not amused to read a critique of his person. Der Spiegel was warned.

Cdad's picture

So when do all of us down here in the peanut gallery get assigned a cot in one of FEMA's "Family Centers"?  When is the roundup...I mean when do the invites get mailed out?

I call top bunk!

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

The way I understand how these things usually go down, we slaves will not fight our oppressors or even the jailers. We will fight each other for the right to the top bunk. It's all right on schedule.

Over my dead body will you get more than me....fellow slave. Besides, I happen to like the crumbs. Easier to chew and digest.

Cdad's picture

Ah, brother Cog....never.  I'd never fight you.  I love you, man.

Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers?  I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway.

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

I hear they make a mean Pepper steak in Joliet

Snidley Whipsnae's picture

On Christmas a PB&J... + a little knowledge and we can turn most anything into refreshing beverages.


Sgt.Sausage's picture

==>  I love you, man.

You can't have his beer.


ResFam's picture

"Speaking of crumbs, does anyone know how the food is in the Family Centers?  I was getting tired of mac-n-cheese-n-spam anway."

It's actually quite tasty... Called Soily Green or Soylent Green or something like that.

Tunga's picture

Yes, I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam eggs and spam thank you.

NotApplicable's picture

Exactly. Three hots and a cot will fill those camps in no time. All we need is a li'l disaster in order to create the rationale.

Ferrari's picture

Isn't this what the Republican/Democrat Family Feud is for, to make sure We The Serfs don't attack the right people?

Rodent Freikorps's picture

I think getting as many people as possible on the dole is what will have the majority attack the wrong way.

DaveyJones's picture

that's why a garden is one of the best revolutionary tools. Kept fed, nutritioned and out of the corrupt currency system

ParisianThinker's picture

You made me laugh and then think. Bravo.

Quinvarius's picture

...and I call all your desserts.

Atomizer's picture

I call top bunk!

Methane gas rises to top bunks.

Tipo anónimo's picture

a: your methane will be harvested, and

b: until further notice, piss filters down...

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez's picture

I'll take the bunk six feet under before I will fight for the top bunk at a FEMA camp.  The top bunk is yours.

hunglow's picture

Quit stepping on my rack.

robobbob's picture

don't you understand how this game works?

there will be a major disaster.

dirty bomb? region wide internet based power grid sabotage? alien invasion?

people will be begging for a spot in the camps.

i just wonder how they plan on disguising the political affiliation part of the screening process.

punishmentnotrevenge's picture

Bad New Cdad!  The invites were in the mail!  Just so happened they made it to a Post office that was shut down!


GenX Investor's picture

How do they get "AMF" from Les Misérables?

ZeroPower's picture

Ironic: opinion in French is opinion.

Let them eat iPads's picture

But the problem with the French is they don't have a word for "entrepreneur".

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Sabotage is still in the original French, as well.

falak pema's picture

parachute d'orée... and ... noces d'argent.. should please the PM bugs at ZH.

falak pema's picture

that's too close to the funny when you are an entreprenuer you get clouted by government run monopoly suppliers or by the tax authorities, for peanuts,  doctored into Eiffel tower "you owe us"...

Divided States of America's picture

Thats why its called Opinion...Je ne sais pas parce que je suis un idiot?

oogs66's picture

what is the amf?  this is all so stupid

monmick's picture

Authorité des marchés financiers....

LongSoupLine's picture

you know...AMF.  They made small sailboats and sports equip in the 70's-80's.  Crazy times...

Josh Randall's picture

I thought AMF was involved in Bowling

totem's picture

They are, but like many companies, they also manage a bond-rating agency on the side but their scoring methodology is said to be too confusing.  For example, in terms of AMF ratings, AAA is akin to a 300 score.

Anyway, according to published reports, "due to a 'gutter ball' in Greece's latest frame, the AMF is recalculating their score this week."



williambanzai7's picture

Thank you all for remi ding me that I have not addressed the bowling angle yet...

DaveyJones's picture

our politicians are kid bowlers and their inflated gutters are starting to split. 

JohnG's picture

Thanks for the laugh man.  My week is starting even crappier than last week.....laughs and booze help.