Belgium, France, Italy, Spain Overrule European Regulator, To Impose Standalone Short-Selling Bans

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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:06 | 1552114 Id fight Gandhi
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It won't work, never did.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:09 | 1552126 Popo
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Liquidity will dry up very quickly. Here comes the crash...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:23 | 1552180 johnQpublic
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the FIBS countries...lol

 

 

cue the soup nazi....

no liquidity for you!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:13 | 1552468 spiral_eyes
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For those of us who want some humour mixed in with our daily zero hedge doom and gloom:

"Europe Bans Shorts (Backside Now Exposed)"

http://azizonomics.com/2011/08/11/europe-bans-shorts-backside-now-exposed/ 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:31 | 1552495 macholatte
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A Little Black Humor......

 

Felonious Munk Presents: Stop It B!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mIOdlfWt1uw

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:35 | 1552507 macholatte
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and not so funny.........

Nigel Farage on King World News

http://www.kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/Broadcast/Entries/2011/8/10_MEP_Nigel_Farage.html

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:01 | 1552567 eureka
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In other words gamblers, speculators and vigilantes must be allowed to retain their freedom to destroy corporations and nations which have been rigged by the Giant Squid and other monsters of its likeness?

Exactly what kind of freedom and Libertarianism is that?

Let all "investors" lose when they misplace their bets - and don't allow Giant Squids to rig and sell crap as AAA and then secretly short it.

Better yet - remove the stock market as false symbol of "the economy" and national wealth - when all it is, is a casino for lazy fucks who want to get rich without creating or producing anything, and, of course more importantly and primarily the prime tool for the elite to enslave the people.

Bomb Wall Street - Free The World.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:03 | 1552772 walküre
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LAZY FUCKS

Well said!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:01 | 1552942 disabledvet
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actually this list is far longer than you realize. I just saw these folks lined up outside the NYSE for tommorrow's open:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=a3BRI7WFYVU
not looking good for the homegamers!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 05:52 | 1553558 DrunkenMonkey
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Amen, brother.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:58 | 1553137 Rhea
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FUKIBUS countries LOL

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:34 | 1552224 New_Meat
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"Here comes the crash..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tV11acSRk

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:41 | 1552519 Master Chef
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where's my cookbook

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:40 | 1552521 Master Chef
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Hmmm, Euro markets positioning for a crash, US market regulators watching but not acting, riots in the UK while the police stood by, thats a RECIPE...

 

for a perfect storm

 

how long does it have to bake?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:51 | 1552553 In Fed We Trust
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And the dead give away of the week.

Matt Drudge posting a 6.66% loads in S&p on Monday.

I have 2 things to say . The odds of the market closing on that extant number are null. It was done on purpose.

And the media could of lied and .6.69 or 6.65 but they choice to implant a doomfull idea in your head .

Dow will be 800 on Friday. Goodnight

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:58 | 1552576 Hulk
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Staying alive. same page. hate the BG's, but the song is appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=fvwrel

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:00 | 1552342 Manthong
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Everything is alright now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBy9vDsPP0E

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:40 | 1552880 Number 156
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Here it comes. Now, Mr. Spock.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:49 | 1552911 Pay Day Today
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Question is, who is gonna get caught with their britches down?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:51 | 1552914 westboundnup
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Our shields are dropping!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:21 | 1552169 scatterbrains
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yea but you gotta luv that intitial burst higher.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:54 | 1552427 Raynja
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if only somehow i could figure out what is happening after the fifteen days are up.  all i can think of is a hole.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:00 | 1552445 New_Meat
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u can look at later '08

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:58 | 1553135 Raynja
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i was more looking for the bernank put to be re-announced in 17 days after a weekend of hookers and blow

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:23 | 1552183 Gordon Freeman
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Yeah, but, but, but...Ron Insana just gave us the all-clear on Fast Money...

What a fucking tool!!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:26 | 1552198 Rainman
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Damn foolish Eurohumans ....only the Leaning Tower of Pisa and breast implants defy the laws of gravity.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:04 | 1552324 LongBalls
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Funniest thing I have heard all day!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:34 | 1552377 johngaltier
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Not in the E-commUne. Seems they prefer lack of any market action to legitmate price movements. We should shut the whole scoreboard off just like third grade basketball. Everyone's a winner! Scariest thing is, the US proves more left leaning than the FIBS, they are following our lead.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:40 | 1552388 Rodent Freikorps
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Time will win in both cases.

Even the Great Pyramids are temporary. Even the sun is temporary.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:55 | 1552430 Cheesy Bastard
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Michael Jackson still looks the same, though.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:56 | 1552570 WonderDawg
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You Bastard. I almost choked. Classic.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:29 | 1552659 IQ 145
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No, of course not. It's probably just in time for the reaction rally. A medicine for the illness that already curing itself; but perhaps not. Certainly the Europeans are nervous in the service.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:07 | 1552116 Goldtoothchimp09
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no short bids under the market -- suicide!!  Hey man nice shot

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:54 | 1552291 gangland
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what budd dwyer did, i highly recommend for the 535 + 9 + wh.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/budd dwyer/weaselaow/motivation/BuddDwyerLulz.jpg?o=10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

http://12160.info/video/budd-dwyer-suicide

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:27 | 1552365 Jendrzejczyk
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How 'bout at least a last link "graphic-not suitable for all audiences" heads (blown) up.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:56 | 1552429 KowPie
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Last audio: "Someone call an ambulance, a doctor and the police." He's past all three before he hits the floor, that was a river running out of his nose. Guess he preferred a lead breath mint to a shit sammich.

 

EDIT: was that real or was it a training video for Bernakenstein?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:40 | 1552518 UGrev
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that was disturbing..

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1552118 caerus
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here's the thread...short ban eh?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1552119 JuicedGamma
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I love it when regulators panic.  Oh well tomorrow is going to suck no doubt.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:10 | 1552131 Drag Racer
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yea tomorrow will suck but monday will be a bloodbath.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:15 | 1552151 unky
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No, during the weekend Merkel and Sarkozy will agree to some new rescue shit and the CME will increase gold margins once again (at friday night maybe). Stocks will rally and gold will drop, everything will be fine  HAHAHA

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:29 | 1552210 karzai_luver
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does Qdaffy still have any eternal!

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:06 | 1552328 LongBalls
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unky has beat down!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:56 | 1552569 In Fed We Trust
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No I disagree . Since Obama was the bigger chosen for pawing the most bs on one term , I suspect Tim Geithner will announce the AMERO is heal to save the day. Will just need 1.5 trillion to fund it .

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1552121 max2205
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That was quick. So what

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1552123 Threeggg
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The MSM say's this is extremely Bullishshit

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:09 | 1552127 Republi-Ken
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NY TIMES GOT IT RIGHT

FIRST

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:19 | 1552163 Sophist Economicus
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Even a Socialist blind pig...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:52 | 1552555 snowball777
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Makes for some damn good BBQ ribs.

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