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Belgium, France, Italy, Spain Overrule European Regulator, To Impose Standalone Short-Selling Bans

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Stop the presses. Barely did we have time to report that European regulators failed to impose a coordinated short selling ban, that Bloomberg reports that the countries most impact by the market plunge are about to impose standalone short-selling bans. These are Belgium, Italy, Spain and France. In other words, it really is on and the 2008 Lehman PTSD flashbacks may now resume. Until we get a headline that says it isn't. The rescue of the Borsa Italian is now more schizophrenic than that of Greece. As a reminder, in the previous post the FT quoted Abraham Lioui, a professor at the Edhec business school in France, who said “It is the worst thing to do right now. This would signal to the market there may be something fundamentally bad that is happening."  He is correct. Something is fundamentally very wrong and about to break.

From the AP, google translated:

Short selling of financial stocks banned for 15 days in France

 

(AFP) - There are 13 minutes

 

PARIS - The Financial Markets Authority (AMF), Constable French stock exchange has banned short selling of financial stocks listed in France for a period of 15 days, told AFP, its president Jean-Pierre Jouyet.

 

"We have decided to ban short selling (...) on the actions of eleven banks and insurance companies listed on the French market, that for a period of 15 days," said Mr Jouyet.

And as a reminder, here is what happened to US financials after the September 18, 2008 SEC ban on shorting:

 

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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:37 | 1552237 karzai_luver
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stay off my tit you damn dirty ape!

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:01 | 1552447 KowPie
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LMAO

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:14 | 1552146 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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*****Economic Martial Law Will Be Declared

""it is only a matter of time before a major terror attack is executed in a major Western nation. And once it happens it will send shock waves throughout the world, leading to mass global panic and a further tightening of the noose around the necks of the populace.....""

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/gerald-celent...

*****OT: The Creek...short film

Parallel to knocking your head in the Stock Market...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRAqfN48zo&feature=feedbul

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:23 | 1552181 JW n FL
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how many stupid people have signed up to read your trash?

no one wants to share information with you.

take your phishing platform and stick it up your ass!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:27 | 1552199 fuu
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Rich.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:06 | 1552557 SMG
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JW please stop working for the slavemasters.  See my post above.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:14 | 1552990 Thomas
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They never seem to understand that omitting hedging mechanisms will omit the long positions to be hedged. This is government at its finest. What a bunch of dildos.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:01 | 1552311 Westcoastliberal
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Couldn't agree more, Ferdie, and if you're like me and feel collapse is imminent, don't despair, prepare!

http://www.collapsenet.com/262.html

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:20 | 1552823 walküre
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But DJI will be up 800 points!

What else matters?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:15 | 1552150 Sudden Debt
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So...

what they are saying is....

In 15 days, all hell will break loose?

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:22 | 1552172 Waffen
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Kind of my question as well. In simple terms can no one sell then for 15 days?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:26 | 1552195 Waffen
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I understand now

 

 

"

One of the factors that the lawyers at the SEC don’t understand is the importance short sellers play in cushioning collapses. A brief excerpt from Bailout Nation:

“In September 2008, with the crisis in full ?ower, [SEC Chief Christopher] Cox made shorting ?nancial stocks illegal. Apparently, he was unaware that ?erce market sell-offs often end with short sellers covering their positions, locking in pro?ts on their bearish bets. With short sellers out of the market, the downturn became even ?ercer. From the market highs of October 2007, the S&P 500 and the Dow Jones Industrial Average were cut in half in 12 months. Much of the damage came after the no-shorting rule went into effect.”

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:37 | 1552238 Drag Racer
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have you contemplated the thought that maybe they do understand? did a huge drop in 08 not give them justification for the huge bailout?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:03 | 1552455 KowPie
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Agreed. But this time around the bucket they're using to bail out the Ttitanic is actually a colander.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:10 | 1552340 macholatte
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Former SEC Chief Christopher Cox got that job because he has an IQ of less than his age. The man was strategically placed where he could do the most good (for anybody but the country) by doing nothing and crippling the agency from enforcing existing laws. He is the personification of the failure of government do what it is supposed to do, regulate and protect the people.  

Where is he now, working for Goldman or JPM?

Now that I look back, I realize that a life predicated on being obedient and taking orders is a very comfortable life indeed. Living in such a way reduces to a minimum one's need to think.
Adolf Eichmann

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:29 | 1552847 chump666
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yeah they are totally dumb, look at history which these a-holes seem unable to do.

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:22 | 1552173 Kat
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whaddaya mean?  When we banned short selling in this country in 2008 it was because our banks were doing swell and it was just a "confidence" issue caused facts about the shit state of U.S. financial institutions leeking out.  The government is just trying to put the "con" back into confidence.

It's all good.  I'm sure this will work as well as always.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:46 | 1552273 scatterbrains
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not if they extend it into November as the Koreans did though right ?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:40 | 1552389 disabledvet
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no, absolutely not. i've just received notice "from my man on the inside" that they've put together a crack investigation team to "get to the bottom of this bottom." i've just recieved this secret video purporting to show its leader in action. BURN AFTER VIEWING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmtqYAfcUFg&feature=player_detailpage

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:32 | 1552499 Kayman
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disabledvet

Thank you, thank you, thank you.  It was so obvious- sitting right in front of our noses !

Clouseau has been reincarnated as our President !  Sometimes things are, indeed, hiding in plain sight. 

Thanks again !

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:20 | 1552154 Miles Kendig
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Looks like group two in the great Debt World Cup is all set.

Some interesting story lines in this bracket ...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:17 | 1552157 Cman5000
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Very Nice ... Bring on the pain

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:19 | 1552164 High Plains Drifter
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so that means we are 600 down tomorrow on black friday?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:20 | 1552167 css1971
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Well duh. Clearly if you ban short selling, everything can only go up.

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:42 | 1552396 unky
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except gold which will be beaten down by the cartel ^^

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:22 | 1552170 JacksPain
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Ouch, things are not looking good on the other side of the pond.  I can't imagine what an "uncoordinated effort" will look like.  It was a mess when the US did it on a standalone basis...

http://www.networthprotect.com

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:22 | 1552178 Sow-puncher
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Silver and Gold, well well. The dollar and the euro are paper-jokes. What's left to buy? Stocks? Nah, the crash can only be prevented by Ben and consort's cheap money... so well, only PM's left, bitchez

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:17 | 1553002 goldfish1
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and look at Bloomberg headline towing the party line:

Gold Falls Most in 7 Weeks on Stocks, Margins

 

Yet what exactly do they mean?

June 21 $1545

June 30 $1506

July 11 $1555

July 21 $1600

Aug 1 $1620

Aug 5 $1660

Aug 9 $1740

Aug 11 $1760

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:27 | 1553031 pods
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I would have to say that right now semi-precious metals are in higher demand.

Copper coated lead, forged steel, etc.

pods

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:23 | 1552187 hambone
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MEANWHILE - on the other side of the galaxy...

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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:27 | 1552203 karzai_luver
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won't matter none of them did anything anyway.............que the benefit train

 

 

 

whooohoooooo

 

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:23 | 1552358 Long-John-Silver
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and with the lucrative buyout, annuity, paid health care in addition to medicare, thrift saving plan, and 80% retirement they will have a larger paycheck than when they were working.    

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:25 | 1552191 SPAREPARTS
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Trying to slow the train down, put sand on the rail, dynamic braking, curve coming on fast, lets try this lets try that, Opps their goes Euro, we cant do this anymore.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:26 | 1552197 karzai_luver
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geez, Larry Ask Moe what Curly thinks bout all this..................HIGH finance and all.....

 

 

 

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:17 | 1552622 Jerome Lester H...
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Babe doesn't like it...not one bit!

Moe: What are you? A Democrat?

Curly: Not me! I'm a pedestrian!
Nyuk nyuk!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:28 | 1552204 lizzy36
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It is very simple, except for vanilla Mutual Funds, all other institutions don't own what they can't hedge.

The beauty about right now, is the governments attempts at containment is 1000% predictable. Only variable is timing.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:57 | 1552300 Miles Kendig
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Yes indeed, with the possible exception that the swings are becoming more pronounced with each passing wave as more of the the core institutions are exposed.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:09 | 1552602 snowball777
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Bagholders needed: apply within.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:48 | 1552412 disabledvet
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they're trying to contain this? i was under the impression the ptb were creating this. as in:
"i have you now goldbug!"
"but sir...u just destroyed the city of Philadelphia!"
"ooops. i meant to do that. i mean...i didn't 'mean' it...it just kinda of, well, you know...OH LOOK OVER THERE! It's.....Studs Terkel!"

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:29 | 1552209 John Law Lives
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Nothing like free markets at work...

100% FUBAR.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:29 | 1552213 Tuffmug
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Obviously these benevolent regulators are just trying to protect the shorts from losing money when the Fed and ECB coordinate their massive up ramp move.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:33 | 1552222 Freewheelin Franklin
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But Belgium doesn't have a government. 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:35 | 1552227 karzai_luver
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elections were so 19th century,,,,,,,,,,all your gvt belong to us---heheh

hell who needs budgets an free markets so what the heck good is a gvt!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:33 | 1552223 Darth Hayek
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They never learn.

The Age of the Facepalm proceeds apace.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:36 | 1552234 prophet
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$5T fixes it.  G-20. Bingo!  Stop the presses - too funny. 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:38 | 1552239 Little John
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  I guess yall done heard Goldman has downgraded Bank of America and 19 other banks.  Cowboy up fellers - the rodeo is near.

Yippe Ki Yay!!!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:42 | 1552249 karzai_luver
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.............

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:05 | 1552329 Kali
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Has it been confirmed that BAC was not allowing cash withdrawals in LA due to "system problems"?  I keep seeing stuff here and there, people saying they wouldn't do cash withdrawals only deposits.  Oh, and HI Miles!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:26 | 1552364 Strider52
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I can confirm that BofA's online banking was offline for a few hours. It's back online last I tried. I'm going to try a cash withdrawal in about an hour, I fear the worst.  

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:30 | 1552370 Kali
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Good luck and please let us all know if it didn't work out!  : )

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:48 | 1552908 disabledvet
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and I can confirm those are big kazongas. insofar as BofA goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=U7wwZVB4yMI

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:31 | 1553048 pods
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Kali, there was a poster this morning who was saying that his accounts were not showing up at DOA, sorry, BOA online.

pods

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:37 | 1552514 Kayman
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Little John

But..... Did GOLDMAN downgrade GOLDMAN ????

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:41 | 1552247 h4rdware
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Is there such a thing as financial-economic slapstick?

This would be it.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:41 | 1552250 chump666
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yes europe has lost it's mind.  liquidity crunch + chaos volatility trade = the biggest bull traps in history will be set for suckers to buy into

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:42 | 1552252 Little John
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  BTW their reason was "market rumours"

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:44 | 1552265 karzai_luver
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but but but Brian said all is just dandy ?

 

keyboard spew.

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:48 | 1552278 Little John
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guess he'll see lloyd in court

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:43 | 1552256 Waterfallsparkles
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Did not work before.  Wonder if current shorts will have to cover.  I could cause a short term bounce but then there will no one to support the stocks on the way down.

Traders will buy CDS's to play the downtrend.  It only keeps retail traders from shorting.  Big Boys will be fine.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:05 | 1552326 chump666
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no they just dump cds trades i.e toxic. wait for spreads to blow out then short the dax, or ftse and/or stocks tied to finacials e.g everything else

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:16 | 1552346 chump666
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oh its a broad ban?  still won't matter

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:50 | 1552419 disabledvet
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awww, you're back! i see you brought you're magic pixie dust today! meow! meow!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:43 | 1552257 bmwm395
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all you hear on the tube is "why such big swings",

TPTB need to get reddy for the next move.

guess whitch way it's going to be.

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:54 | 1552921 disabledvet
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if i were to take a guess i'd say this way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2VSYmGSJtCA

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:43 | 1552259 Smiddywesson
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They are just playing for time while the central banks amass gold.  Everything is about buying more time.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:44 | 1552266 ziggy59
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Hmmm. Lost in translation..Nothing like the idea of all for one , one for all , eh? It's Morphed into every dying country for yourselves..

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:46 | 1552268 Black Forest
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Back to normal.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:45 | 1552267 chump666
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good post ZH, showing the liquidation trade after the short sell ban in 2008.  

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:47 | 1552274 papaswamp
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I'm always naked under my shorts...when I bother to wear them...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:09 | 1552460 KowPie
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Me only under my under shorts shorts. Would that be a double naked short?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:48 | 1552281 DUNTHAT
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15 days gets us to friday, aug 26 chairsatan's speech day at jackson hole.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:58 | 1552306 The Swedish Chef
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Convinient, huh?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:22 | 1552482 hunglow
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i hope you're an amputee     i don't understand that at all chef

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:30 | 1552497 slewie the pi-rat
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chef is short 10X, since yest 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:52 | 1552290 Highrev
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I'm looking around and I don't see this on Reuters, or the BBC, or the Guardian, or CNN, or . . .

I do see it mentioned as a possibility here in "El Mundo" that would apply to naked short selling. http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2011/08/11/economia/1313083944.html

This from FX Street http://www.fxstreet.com/news/forex-news/article.aspx?storyid=616dae21-cfd2-4d33-9f61-cd22fa4f1d89

Okay, now I've got this on France from Reuters: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/11/banks-shortselling-france-idUSWEA035220110811

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 17:57 | 1552303 roymunnson
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Are they crashing the market on purpose?

 

This is just stupid

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:00 | 1552309 Fix It Again Timmy
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Got to admire those boys, if shits doesn't work they move on to giggles...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:01 | 1552313 Elooie
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No naked shorts?

 

So they are never nudes..

 

I hear there is literally dozens of them.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:13 | 1552343 Cheesy Bastard
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:27 | 1552366 Elooie
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:-)

When I think of "Regulators" I'm going to start thinking abuot Tobias.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:07 | 1552333 Monkeyfister
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Multilingual Translation to English: "Stop trying to impose REALITY onto our failed Too Big To Fail Banks! It makes it harder, and more expensive to prop them up!"

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:07 | 1552334 wandstrasse
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powerless powers, command 'markets', greedy bears and fearful bulls - that is the way the devil wanted it.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:16 | 1552344 magpie
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Short the Bund 3...2...1

not yet verboten, not yet Kamerad.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:40 | 1552390 wandstrasse
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If I could... I would short mankind and go long skynet and let myself transform to a Borg. But I just have a cheap forex trading account which does not even offer Bund.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:47 | 1552405 magpie
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Europe

History repeated first as tragedy, then as farce.

Napoleon
Then Hitler
then at last unity through fraudulent accounting and printing press.

Not very funny, but i have never appreciated a true farce until now. But i think you are supposed to bake or cook it too.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:04 | 1552587 The Shootist
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"Europe


History repeated first as tragedy, then as farce.

Napoleon..."

Napoléon was the man. He pwned everyone. 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:17 | 1552348 blindman
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this guy can read minds before they
are born. maybe?
.
voices
Thursday August 11 2:00pm
http://archive.wbai.org/
.
for fun

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:20 | 1552353 THE DORK OF CORK
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I propose we ban all financial masturbation - it slowly blinds players until they are unable to observe the real physical economy.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:00 | 1552444 disabledvet
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i don't know. that spread between the bid and ask is wide enough to handle pretty much every and all floor traders simultaneously. THE MONEY HOOVER IS IN DA HOUSE!

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:28 | 1552367 IMA5U
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aw shucks     everything is so cheep

 

that's why the market was up 5% 2day

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:29 | 1552369 MFL8240
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Stocks can only go up regardless of the mess these countries are in?  This is insane, who designed it GovtSacks?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:29 | 1552371 Racer
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If the short selling ban was like 10 or even 5 years ago then you could consider they may have 'forgotten' how stupid it was, but to repeat it so soon again shows what complete buffoons are in charge of the  Global Financial Titanic

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:30 | 1552373 razorthin
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The "recognition" phase of a secular bear is a bitch.  This is actually our 3rd such phase this grand cycle.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:32 | 1552375 gwar5
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TPTW  -- The Powers That Were

Once again the bare naked central planners demonstrate why central planning is better off left to millions of invisible hands.  

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:33 | 1552376 RobotTrader
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More up tomorrow.

Cramer bleating on Mad Money about how today's rally was "mechanized" and done by machines only.

He's telling all "home gamers" to sell into strength, he doesn't like the market at all.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:36 | 1552378 razorthin
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One tool-less thing he's said among few.  You are one crazy arsewipe to buying with reckless abandoned here.  A technician like you must know enough to let the indicators catch up.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:53 | 1552426 Snidley Whipsnae
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Why would 'home gamers' continue to play in this robo market system?

Silly question... they are probably the same people that spend their pay checks on loto tickets.

Since the pols/economists that declared a ban on short selling are not total fools I can only assume that they want to crash Euro mkts and have reason to do so.

Perhaps we should consider the 'why' of this ban?

Then again, there is always the 'must be seen doing something' rational... even if it's the wrong something.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:03 | 1552452 disabledvet
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that's his job and he's done it pretty much to perfection three years now. i agree you can make a fortune "when dinosoars roam the earth." but these are meat eaters and you're the food.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:41 | 1552391 LookingWithAmazement
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Gold (and silver) through the roof?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:43 | 1552395 Racer
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If ever there was a huge SELL signal for financials if there was any then this is it... thank the idiots for ringing the bell at the top and be grateful and GTFO as fast as you can

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:47 | 1552410 terryfuckwit
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We are ok in the UK.. Davis Cameron said today he will hunt down the banking looter scum and we will make them pay for their crimes, and they are shaming them by filming 100's of arrests by the BBC and showing the filthy scum going into the courts etc

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 18:54 | 1552428 Snidley Whipsnae
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Sarc? If not, please give a link...thanks

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:21 | 1552632 slewie the pi-rat
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prob /s/ but true, too. snidely_w!

OT?  but i put this up earlier---from pravda/english edition, via the tripoli post:
BRITAIN BURNS <i>(While the British government spends tens of millions of pounds per week bombing Libyan children, the British youth takes to the streets)</i>

here is another (more relevant) report from the same source:
Over a 1000 Arrested; Others Face Justice After Riots in England

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:02 | 1552448 sabra1
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:02 | 1552451 Caviar Emptor
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Why not just have a beauty contest instead of a stock market? Because that's all it's really become. The whole original concept of publically owned companies traded in secondary markets has been destroyed by over leverage: not in a million years would stockholders receive a penny in an actual bankruptcy or liquidation. Without the expectation of limitless Fed backing, 99% of stocks would be worth pennies. That's because there's so little organic growth left in the economy (just look at the last 4 years). So you're left with a small core of glamor stocks that don;t deliver on the promise. Already funds in Silicon Valley are drying up. 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:23 | 1552637 Yes_Questions
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Silicon based life forms drying up.

Back to carbon...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:51 | 1552889 PhattyBuoy
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I vote for The Swedish Chef  "now you see it" ... "now you don't" sleight of hand act ... for the Talent competition.

http://www.zerohedge.com/users/swedish-chef

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:12 | 1552466 Buck Johnson
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With no shorts, then no one will buy long and the true price of stocks will come about.  This is crazy and your right, if you have to do something like this something very bad is about to break real soon.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:13 | 1552467 notadouche
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Shouldn't they have banned the longs  today?  If you have to ban short selling then that tells me there is a reason for shorting.  How many financially sound organizations have been shorted out of business in the history of markets.  If you have solid financials then what is there to worry about.  Maybe a little weakness but then that would create a bargain that the market would figure out that would lead to herd buying.  I thought the markets were a discounting mechanism that leads to proper price discovery.  That's what they tout in bull markets but somehow it doesn't work in down markets.  Then again....maybe it is actually a discounting mechanism that leads to proper price discovery and that's what they are all afraid of.  What's the old saying about the tide going out...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:15 | 1552473 Herman Strandsc...
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A Tsunami is coming back?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:39 | 1552699 Chuck Mentzel
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Solid financials? lol. The books are cooked to look solid.

Discounting mechanism = someone's got to lose in order for the big boys to win. Spreading information and creating false events is how it's done.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:23 | 1552483 r3volver
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15 days until QE3.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:36 | 1552868 walküre
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There is NO Qe3.

Sell the rally, don't buy the dip.

August 26th be short or be nowhere.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:23 | 1552484 Alea Iactaest
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I only see two choices:

1. TPTB know this will crash the markets as risk rebalances, and don't care; or

2. TPTB learned something in 2008 and the playbook has been changed.

 

I'm scratching my head trying to see how this could possibly end differently. Anyone have ideas?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:40 | 1552704 blindman
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qe 3 and 4, all at once !

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:23 | 1552486 phraseshifter
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no shorts...but still can't see the spread?

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:36 | 1552508 Galen Slade
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LOL +1 (where'd the buttons go?)

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:33 | 1552501 WVO Biker
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Whenever I stayed short during short selling bans I lost equity.

Regardless, can you sell their indices and buy the stocks you don't want to short?

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:33 | 1552503 slewie the pi-rat
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this will expire on...august 26? 

tyler!  did you make this up?  i called victoria powell @ e.s.m.a. and she was so ornery i hung up on her! 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:36 | 1552511 chump666
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Back to Asia now, Europe is a basket case, China on liquidity tightening and it's pending inflation crunch/collpase.  They want to push the YUAN higher against the USD peg.  Sink the USD those brainacs get higher oil inflation, also inflows of capital will come to a halt re: Shanghai B index  -  good indicator of foreigners pulling money out of China.  China will fall further into a bear market, then we wait for their housing implosion.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:26 | 1552840 Ponzi Unit
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Don't worry bout the chinese. They are just coming back from a 300 year break to eat our lunch.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 19:50 | 1552550 korthaj
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France given AAA.... im from Sweden we have AAA but our debt to GDP is 100% better (just 40%) and no gov deficit unlike France that has a 7% deficit and we actually produce stuff that others want plus we grow GDP at 5% per year. Thats just so fucking unfair and completely unreasonable because we also have our own currency(money printer).

Just to give you an idea of how unfair, we could borrow the other 40% of our GDP at a lower rate than them and hand out 110 000 usd to 20% of our population and still have no deficit and apparently keep our AAA rating.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:14 | 1552988 eblair
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Ah Sweden, they'll be using you as a cosigner soon enough.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:03 | 1552585 The Count
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Next they will ban plain selling. Only a terrorist would want to sell his shares. Are you such a terrorist?

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:10 | 1552604 PulauHantu29
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"Something bad is about to happen."

Does he mean that stockholdrs are about to riot in Italy? Spain? Portugal?...and so on?

 

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:27 | 1552649 CrashisOptimistic
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I REPEAT:

There is only one lesson of the past 2 years.

 

GOVERNMENTS WILL DO ANYTHING (including murder, Gadaffi) TO KEEP THE JUGGLED BALLS IN THE AIR AND RETAIN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN THEIR POSITIONS OF POWER. 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:38 | 1552697 Rodent Freikorps
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Dude, history show plainly they'll go feral before the go quietly.

Stand by.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:32 | 1552669 PianoRacer
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Dupidy dupe

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:49 | 1552726 Everybodys All ...
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I decree and hereby ban all transparency and any bad news on financials as well.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 20:53 | 1552740 TwelfthVulture
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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:01 | 1552764 TwelfthVulture
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How am I doing?

 


AAA

AA+

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:14 | 1552795 GovernmentMule
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A placebo for a cancer patient...

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:23 | 1552827 Ponzi Unit
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Insana should be keelhauled.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:23 | 1552832 walküre
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Ban on naked short selling. Long overdue. Includes the OTC as well. Why does that matter?

CAC up 20% tomorrow. French are going to buy shares in French companies with their baguettes tomorrow. I think I heard Carefour is offering free stock certs with every purchase of Andouille.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:36 | 1552871 Die Weiße Rose
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I don't really care what way the market goes ,as long as there is high Volatility

we are all HFT Day Traders now ;)

but I will make a prediction about the upcoming 2012 US Presidential election :

after the upcoming good-bad-ugly crash and world Recession

America's choice for 2012 President will be:

Texan Governor Rick Perry

http://www.governor.state.tx.us/

he looks a bit like Clint Eastwood or Ronald Regan and he is a Texan

and even though it does not really matter who wins, I predict that Americans will

pin all their hopes on this man from the Bush camp ;)

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:58 | 1552927 Vic Vinegar
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I don't really care how someone commments here anymore ,as long as it is entertaining or enlightening

 your comment is neither ;)

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:06 | 1552955 Die Weiße Rose
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oh, but you dooo care...

I bet you vote on dancing with the Stars, lol;)

 

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:10 | 1552973 Vic Vinegar
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I like the way you write

some people here are hypocrites, pretending they are above all forms of popular culture.  Not saying you are or are not dude

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:23 | 1553017 Die Weiße Rose
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Vic, of course I like Popular culture...I am a very cultured man..

I used to be a dancer with the Australian Ballet and was in plenty of Ballets and Opera's as well...

Showbiz is in my blood ;)

I just wish it payed better, lol;)

p.s. I am a German trader living in Sydney, Australia

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:59 | 1552935 Waffen
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I predicted this 2 years ago.  The reason?  Rick Pery is a globalist.  He attended Bilderberg a few years back.   He was for the trans texas corridor (NAFTA superhighway).  He was for forcing school age girls to take the HPV vaccine.  He was Al Gores campaign coordinator in 88.   Lastly he was a freaking cheerleader in College.. (yes A&M yell leaders are still cheerleaders).

We have had other cheerleaders as presidents and they sucked too.

 

Anway.  I believe he will be brought in as the Conservative Tea party hope.  (HE IS A PHONY,  he is a GLOBALSIT FUCKSTICK) who increased the size of government in Texas at a rate greater then the federal government.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 22:07 | 1552963 Rodent Freikorps
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Moron.

If you planned to secede from the union, what would you have done differently than Perry?

Nothing.

You are a fucking idiot.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 23:37 | 1553215 Waffen
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Your implying that Perry wanted to secede and your calling me the moron?

He has done nothing to show that he is "conservative."

 

You dont double the size of government and government employment in 10 years and call it conservative.

You dont have the biggest land grab in texas history only to sell it to a Spanish company to build a superhighway to further benefit the deindustrilization of America and call it conservative.

You dont blame washington for doing nothing about the border while you do nothing yourself and claim to be tough on immagration while allowing sanctuary cities and in state tuition for illegals.

 

Debra Medina showed how much of a shill Perry is.  Too bad for her she "had questions" and the other Shill Glenn Beck compared her to Hitler.

 

Yeah I am the idiot.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 23:37 | 1553225 Vic Vinegar
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Rodent might not jump back in on your comment but let me chime in on this from the original one:

Lastly he was a freaking cheerleader in College.. (yes A&M yell leaders are still cheerleaders).

We have had other cheerleaders as presidents and they sucked too.

Great observation.  Maybe 1-2% of male cheeleaders are legit, cool dudes.  But the remainder are just weirdos and psychopaths.  Try not to be living next door to them when they go off.

 

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