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Fucking crash already.
Remove the concaine and the market would be crashing today. Who would buy the market today except for the balls to the wall high on coke crowd?
If you wanna ride, ride the white horse!
I dont like cocaine, I just like the smell of it!
Brother, can you spare a line?
Blame the Cocaine? Next it will be Ukrainian Hookers, after the weather of course.
C'mon. Berlusconi is, at worst, technically a pedophile. Catholic priests are pederasts. Big difference.
hahaha. I'm really impressed at all this fun..
"Berlusconi Blames Cocaine..."
this fucking retard "the most honorable Senator of the Italian Republic Mr. Carlo Giovanardi" is a right-wing fucktard that got into the cabinet with a sinecure in order to appease the italian hillbillies.
- he is known for all kind of idiotic talk - he just got in a row with IKEA on the "definition of family" (some ad was too gayfriendly for his tastes)
- this still does not justify a headline like "Berlusconi blames Cocaine..." ZH, this is tabloid manners usually connected to Murdoch's goons
- the "warning" might be more serious than you think, most of you ZeroHeads are used to nations protecting private interests, well, think again, Italy has oscillated between Communism and Fascism since it's inception, a "morality crackdown" is quite possible - after all Murdoch has isolated Italy from all kinds of "normal journalistic approaches"...
Oh, I missed the cherry on the top
" ...byproduct of being a hooker-addicted pederast who blew up a country's economy."
Really? So he blew up the economy? By doing what? A nearly-balanced-budget? Tyler, you give an awful lot of credit (or debit) to one PM.
In all seriousness, to anyone who chooses to do the research, simply look into how many present and past employees of the Federal Reserve System (USA) have had nasal passage replacement operations.
Truly, truly shocking....
It got me thinking how we could easily fix the economy. Simply legalize cocaine so that housing prices can go up again. Then people would use equity withdrawals to buy more cocaine which would make them bid up house prices even higher. With house prices sky high everybody will be so rich that they will get into the top 1% !
Bank executives would burn through their supply and demand a cocaine bailout from Columbia.
Why not? Wells Fargo accepted bailout money and other perks while laundering Mexican drug cartel money - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-06-29/banks-financing-mexico-s-drug-cartels-admitted-in-wells-fargo-s-u-s-deal.html
No, the laundering of the $375 Billion drug money came first. That was 2004-2007. After that stoppped, due to the Wachovia funded 6 ton cocaine DC-9 crash, that's when the bailout occured.
HFT processor cores to be made of Cocaine replacing Silicon. Super high liquidity then.
The fact that you and many others are eager for a crash is precisely why it has not occured. Crashes take people off guard.
Only some people off guard. A tireless minority changed the history of our country and 70% of the inhabitants at that time probably didn't see it coming.
The internet is upping the percent that can see what will happen this time.
It is going to happen, when it happens. Some will "call" the timing correctly - the law of averages.
But really, does it matter? The only time to preserve what you have left is when you still have it.
History shows that those thinking they can time the market are usually wrong.
Yesterday (as in years back) was my day to prepare, I quit caring about this corrupted, fraud-ed, HFT market long ago.
And I'll still have what I have, those banking on "gains" will hope to be so lucky.
Market ain't gonna crash. The best trade is to apply logic and do the exact opposite.
In real terms, it has never stopped crashing since the top in 2000....
Cocaine and dodgy living,a million miles away from his life,my arse !!!!!!!!
maybe he should be drug tested because of false presumptions?
Gotta wait until next weekend - then SHTF
Bunga, bunga bitchezzz...
Traders....what are you all on DOPE??
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Truly amazing.... I am so stunned at how ridiculous that statement is
They are as brainless as the HFTs
On the contraty, it's the most reasonable suggestion yet.
I like what this italian guy is saying. Let's bring him over and put him in charge of DHS, test all the people receiving welfare and food stamps. If it shows blow, you don't get no dough, bitchez.
Dood, have you SEEN the peeps on the snap?
They are not doing coke that would be an instant death as they are not healthy enough to tolerate the drug.
The gvt SHOULD hand out free coke with the snap cards, within a years time the snap would be dropping like a rock!
You underestimate the resilience of the peeps, my friend. You can kill a flower, you can't kill a weed.
Way past time for this drug testing.
Since the "markets" are nothing more than a gvt propped sham then it is only natural that the employees should be tested just as gvt employees are tested.
And the gvt pay scale should be imposed.
I would say around a GS-12 wage.
rofl to GS-12 wages... When i left the military i was offered a GS-13 position and was pleased until i saw the salary band and replied
"Fuck that! If i'm gonna be a wage slave, it'll be for more ponzi toilet paper than you're offering!"
Could it be the Singularity?
Some trader hides his stash in the tower of his HFT super-computer and the computer likes it....
Perhaps. I was just going to say the feedback loops are HFT's on crack.
The nice thing about infinity, I guess, is that it happens all at once.
Too much buona festa di "tooti ?"
Bond traders been tooting on the job for years!
I'm Doctor Rockso, the Rock and Roll Trader! I do COCAINE!
Admit it! You feel much better now, don't you? ;)
Sure am, brother! About to buy some EUR calls.
excuse me, but shouldn't we being giving them more cocaine?
Berlusconi wants all the traders to spend their money on underage prostitutes so they are too busy to sell.
Gotta keep his (street level) economy above water.
Are they going to test the politicians too ?
Nothing will be left for politicians. Berlusconi is only suggesting traders to switch from cocaine to heroine, there's a supply glut in Afghanistan.
I don't know, he may be on to something. This market only makes sense to people that are high on hopium.
When the hopium runs out, they'll turn to despairium, which is what I'm selling.
I hate to tell him, but it's not the traders that are buzzed up - it's the buyers. No one in his right mind would be a buyer, so it must be someone living in never never land.
What's a Pederast, Walter?
Shut the Fuck up Donny!
Maybe the robots are snorting in the server room!
7 days until Black Monday II
I need a fix....
"Hello, Kettle? This is The Pot. You're BLACK!"
So are we going to be up 1,000 points before the day is over? The robots have gone crazy. Maybe they are on drugs.
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