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Berlusconi To Resign After Passage Of 2012 Budget... Some Time In The Future

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Surely this means all Italian labor unions, which are at the heart of this whole fiasco, will now gladly unravel and Italian debt will be promptly rolled. All $400+ billion of it in the next 12 months. 

Just out from Bloomberg:


Naturally there is fine print and it is that Berlusconi would resign after the 2012 Budget is passed. As a reminder, today saw the 2010 budget passage. So, Silvio is out... in 2013?

In the meantime, this:


...At least until Silvio updates his facebook wall and says it was all a misunderstanding.


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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:49 | 1857450 transaccountin
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and this does what?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857476 rosex229
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Yay! italian bond yields will fall to where they were a week ago to levels that were at the time records.

clearly the world is saved.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857510 Jay Gould Esq.
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How many "governments" does this make for the Repubblica Italiana since 1945 ? 

66 ? 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857540 TruthInSunshine
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One might be led to question whether the scientists acted wisely in presenting the statesmen of the world with this appalling problem. Actually there was no choice. Once basic knowledge is acquired, any attempt at preventing its fruition would be as futile as hoping to stop the earth from revolving around the sun.

— Enrico Fermi

'Atomic Energy for Power', Collected Papers (Note e Memorie) (1939-1945), Vol. 2, 556

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857567 Ahmeexnal
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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1857593 Mugatu
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ciao bitchez!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1857647 Manthong
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Bullish .. it.


"U.S. stocks rose for a second day and the euro strengthened as Italy’s president said Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has agreed to resign,"


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1857656 redpill
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I still don't see why this is a positive sign for the markets.  The Italian Parliament is unlikely to be able to form a majority government and who knows what would result from elections in January.  I guess the short-term austerity package is all the market cares about, but it seems like stupid myopic enthusiasm to me.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:26 | 1857676 Raskolnikoff
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all signs are bullish and all the real players are gone, the stock market is simply a sponge used by government to fund its mad scientist like dreams of political utopia

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:49 | 1857789 moneyline
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As long as it causes more delays, it is positive. I have come to find out through being bearish and losing my ass in the market that the actual news matters very little since it is usually all rumor, empty promises and innuendo. It is all a matter of how the news is spun and liberal amounts of printed/computer generated fiat currency pumped into the markets. Throw in some algobots with a positive bias and presto! You have a year-end melt up rally! Hooray beer!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:50 | 1858130 redpill
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I appreciate the Red Stripe shout out at the least!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1857546 Hard1
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G Pap told him about the island he is retiring and the ammenities.  Berlusconi can't wait to quit.  Zapatero joining soon.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:11 | 1857621 wisefool
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It will be interesting to see the point were a product of bunga bunga tries to reclaim his maybe fathers throne.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:57 | 1857862 NotApplicable
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But the island isn't finished yet!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:03 | 1857553 hambone
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But "this time it's different"...all those hard choices Italy (and US) always put off, all those structural reforms that were politically untouchable, all those unneccessary gov workers...well there gone - it's all taken care of now and we'll grow our GDP at 5X's the average to boot.  Of course it's rally time.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1857530 kaa1016
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I agree. Each day I become more and more amazed at how stupid people really are. What exactly does this do? They still, never mind. This is not a rational thinking market with rational thinking people. This is going to end very badly....

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1857533 ZerOhead
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No no no... a terrible mistake has been made.

Berlusconi meant to say re-sign not resign.

Apparently he meant to say he is going to be re-signing himself up one more five year term as Prime Minister.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:18 | 1857634 oogs66
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he was the reason people were selling italian bonds?  yeah, right :D

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:26 | 1857675 Unprepared
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Keyword here is "after": an open-ended preposition.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1857481 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It means that soon Silvio will be free to pay for underage prostitutes without public scrutiny.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857585 Ahmeexnal
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Are you saying he's going to become a catholic priest?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:29 | 1857685 alien-IQ
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No...he likes girls.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1857708 Idiocracy
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and priests NEVER pay for it

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:35 | 1857734 Raskolnikoff
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You must not be Catholic, as you must have been asleep these past few decades...priests or ministers or any religious leader getting a pass, like any Republican or conservative remotely connected to anything gets a pass...LOL, either you're Rip Van Winkle or simply plain stupid. In regards to anything sexual, this whole country and culture has become stuck in adolescence which mirrors our governments and central banks ideas about the stock market perfectly

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857601 i root for that...
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it is a shame that his "hot" cabinet members might leave with him. dude, some of them are really nice looking chicks.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1857484 NotApplicable
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Condemns the average Italian to poverty, while Bunga-Bunga heads for the exits, quick!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:26 | 1857672 Ethics Gradient
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Nearly. Bunga bunga has a week to plan which exit to take from parliament to ensure he's not arrested then how to get to the plane and to ensure he has a stack of shiny yellow metal prepositioned at his favoured destination.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1857485 HelluvaEngineer
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Guns the market into the close...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:53 | 1857495 Chuck Bone
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Hide your daughters, hide your wife...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857508 fuu
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...they rapin' everybody out here!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857600 Odin
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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:10 | 1857615 Odin
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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857542 MsCreant
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Lock up your back door, run for your life...


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1857562 blu
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John Fogerty: "You better hide-y hide-y hide -- the old man is down the road."


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:28 | 1857683 Unprepared
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And hide your ass as well.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1857528 gorillaonyourback
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means the austerity laws won't be passed

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857565 CrashisOptimistic
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Now THAT would be interesting.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:40 | 1857771 The Deleuzian
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Interesting analysis....

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857561 jdelano
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Open the window.  I've had enough.  Addio Mondo Crudele.  Time to bow out.  

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1857650 Schmuck Raker
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Can I have your gold?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857564 gorillaonyourback
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means the austerity laws won't be passed

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:20 | 1857644 Deadpool
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First Joe Paterno and now this! where will adolescents go now to become adults?!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1857648 onelight
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indeed....what if this is the top for the euro? not guessing just wondering when..

Like a Fellini movie over there...bizarre characters, weird plot twists..too many what the hell is that moments to count..

Here is some insight

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:49 | 1857451 Belarus
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Ah....good for another 1,000 pts on the DOW. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857467 ZeroPower
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Yes. Action is like yesterday's intraday moves... exactly.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1857489 i root for that...
i root for that fat jersey governor's picture

rally monkey is on!!!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:53 | 1857491 i root for that...
i root for that fat jersey governor's picture

rally monkey is on!!!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857577 kengland
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Gold and silver getting freaking hammered. Equities rolling. Shorts frying. Other than gold and silver tanking, pretty straight forward. Market is pricing in some gnarly inflation coming out of this

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:27 | 1857679 Deadpool
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"hammered"? your thesaurus must be broken. gold over $1800 +25% on the year is a hammering?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:46 | 1857806 NotApplicable
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1857462 YesWeKahn
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For once. this is not even a rumor.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1857463 PivotalTrades
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So that means he PM for life

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857466 junkyardjack
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I thought they already made and denied that rumor.  Its a bit early for it to make a second round, we haven't even heard about China bailing out Europe again again

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857468 alien-IQ
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Judging by the market reaction, he's being replaced by Jamie Dimon.

Classy move huh? Fuck the nation in the ass and leave town.

That cocksucking fuckhead.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857578 gorillaonyourback
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by the look of him he did use lube,  coulda been worse

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857473 Mercury
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Now is the time for the faaahhcking!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1857475 truont
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BERLUSCONI:  "Can I still get girls after I resign?"

NWO:  "Sure"

BERLUSCONI:  "Then challenge accepted..."

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1857480 Deadpool
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wow, think of all the Ginnie tweener female broken hearts over that one.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:54 | 1857490 jomama
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shit... time to place one last order for silver.

*edit hopefully it's not my last order..

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:54 | 1857498 Dr. Engali
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3:00 rumor came early. I wonder which fed tool they will put in as a replacement. Is this what the Bernank means when he says the fed still has plenty of tools?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857587 Market Efficien...
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Check out Mario Monti, Trilateral and Bilderberg, former EU commissioner, came out of his defence position just today. He will be the one. Super Mario^2!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:39 | 1857763 topcallingtroll
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Bernank was talking about you.

(just kidding, sweetie)

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:54 | 1857499 MsCreant
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All of the countries should get to vote on whether or not they will participate in these bailouts, or default. It is crazy this fucker can do this and resign. Talk about not having skin in the game. His skin is in some teenager somewhere, he does not give a fuck about his people.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:54 | 1857501 Raymond Reason
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Now we know what Bill Daley is being prepped for. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857506 Boilermaker
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Don't they at least have the dignity to wait until 3PM to release this?  Why so early?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:30 | 1857693 falun bong
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HEY don't steal my avatar...

Seriously, Italy is like all the governments of the world these days (especially the US):

Rule #1: If it moves, tax it.

Rule #2: If it keeps moving, regulate it.

Rule #3: If it stops moving, subsidize it.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857507 Capitalist10
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"after approval of austerity laws"

That could be like saying Greek PM to resign after they pay their bills.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:37 | 1857751 delacroix
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after approval of his immunity from prosecution

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857511 pmcgoohan
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Nice, gentle melt up in the market 30 mins before that announcement. Golden handjob for Silvio?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857513 Taterboy
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After leaving his office he swung by the local high school and picked up his new girlfriend.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:10 | 1857617 Vaiman
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HAhaha...yea....and then he swung by the elementary school to lure one of the blossoming young fillies in grade 7. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:15 | 1857631 Vaiman
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HAhaha...yea....and then he swung by the elementary school to lure one of the blossoming young fillies in grade 7. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1857515 Boilermaker
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Don't they at least have the dignity to wait until 3PM to release this?  Why so early?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:56 | 1857517 nestle
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don't know why.... but BULLISH!!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:56 | 1857518 soopy
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Problem solved.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:56 | 1857521 nobusiness
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The headline could have read "Italy to spend less printed money" How is this good for stocks that sell to Europe?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857566 Nate H
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because Ms Merkel is no longer an unf*ckable hobbit, but Chancellor of Germany.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1857529 PAPA ROACH
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And it puts the lotion in the basket...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:58 | 1857532 sabra1
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notice how quickly, the escalation of replacement leaders in europe, and the middle east has taken place? gotta place all your croonies in for the final roundup! 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:50 | 1857824 NotApplicable
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Step 1:  Let them reign long enough to gain credibility.

Step 2:  Meanwhile, they legalize and supervise the looting.

Step 3: Profit! (as they are deposed and replaced with the next batch of power-seekers)

Step 4: Goto Step 1

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857534 Peter K
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Well that should bring the Italian 10yr back down to 3%:)   NOT:))))))

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857537 PicassoInActions
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unless he is going to get immunity he won't step down, but will play the game as G &L_Paps

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857543 virgilcaine
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The rats are escaping the sinking vessel.. the SS EU.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:59 | 1857545 blu
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The high-level rats are now leaving the ship. That should be enough to float the sinking Euro boat for -- oh say -- two additional seconds.

But have no fear, those rats will be right back in a couple years to pick up the pieces of their war-torn nations. Despots returning triumphant always bring the best gifts.

Après moi, le déluge, indeed.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:01 | 1857552 BORT
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SO if Berlusconi is worth 12 ES points, do we have a table of how many ES points we get per leader who resigns?  Probably a thousand for Obama

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1857594 blu
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WB7 comic relief senses ... tingling.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:11 | 1857622 chump666
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that's right you get panic momo buyups on resignations which is actually bearish.  thing is berlusconi isn't going to resign.  rather he will can austerity in an attempt to win the voters/people back.  bring back the Lira and that old Europe thing of dissin other coutries or blaming them for Italy's self induced mess.  


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1858168 Treason Season
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Sgt. Shultz,  "I zee nuhting!"

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:01 | 1857556 qussl3
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Succesive shots are having less and less of an effect.

Keep shooting up like this and it may be your last.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:04 | 1857560 The Deleuzian
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Something's up...Both G-Pap and Berlusconi gone within a week...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857563 Temporalist
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He's getting out while the getting is good.  Stupid for him to want to stay.  With a face like that it'll be hard for him to hide anywhere.  He'll be making a visit to some plastic surgeons soon I'm sure.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:03 | 1857569 digalert
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Ooh! Simon Hobbs CNBS:

You can see the blood from Berlusconi's fingernails...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:04 | 1857571 disabledvet
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He did say he was worried about what might happen to his business. I wonder what that meant?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:04 | 1857572 chump666
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right   "after" austerity laws....

Italian 10yr @ 7%  coming soon

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857580 Miss America
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Quiting Rallies???

Gotta love where this is going. 

Maybe Death Rally is next?

Quake Rally?  Apocolypse Rally?  Rally Rallies???

All the Best.



Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857581 lizzy36
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First of all they just voting on 2010 Budget.

At the rate Italy moves the will be voting on 2012 budget in November if 2013.

Berlusconi ain't going anywhere. There is no way that he is done. No way.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1857649 chump666
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you are 100% correct.  he isn't going anywhere.  he will simply can austerity, bring back the Lira and win the voters back.  

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857582 Miss America
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Quiting Rallies???

Gotta love where this is going. 

Maybe Death Rally is next?

Quake Rally?  Apocolypse Rally?  Rally Rallies???

All the Best.



Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1857586 Conman
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Quick someone check his Facebook page so he can refute this.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1857590 eurusdog
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Wish someone who is buying into this rally could tell me how this solves anyone's debt issues.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1857592 Gubbmint Cheese
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I think Silvio is pushing for Angelino Alfano to take over..

thank god he doesn't have any conflicts of interest/problems/history..


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857596 Iriestx
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HAHA!  I fucking called this as the 3p rumor!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857597 Tom_333
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1000 points that will be gone by mid-Thursday

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857599 Pancho Villa
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Austerity fatigue. First Greece, then Italy. No one wants to be the Grinch who steals Christmas. They know that the S is about to HTF. Kind of like Greenspan resigning just as the housing bubble was about to collapse.

"Well guys, I think I need a little vacation. You fix it."

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:07 | 1857602 Iriestx
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HAHA!  I fucking called this as the 3p rumor!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1857609 Market Efficien...
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That's the power of markets nowaadays. Berlusconi controlled RAI and Mediaset and hence was the first Italian PM to stay for 17 years and then, within a week...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:10 | 1857614 CvlDobd
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Just shorted XLK on the pop.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:10 | 1857619 Market Efficien...
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That's the power of markets nowaadays. Berlusconi controlled RAI and Mediaset and hence was the first Italian PM to stay for 17 years and then, within a week...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:12 | 1857629 Market Efficien...
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That's the power of markets nowaadays. Berlusconi controlled RAI and Mediaset and hence was the first Italian PM to stay for 17 years and then, within a week...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:58 | 1857872 Market Efficien...
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Not to be confused, I am not valuing one against the other, I only wonder what else that power is going to topple.

PS: Sorry about multiple posts, seemed not to have been posted.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:18 | 1857636 wang (not verified)
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|Mario (goldman sachs) Monti|

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:54 | 1857842 Market Efficien...
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Even European head of Trilateral, educated at Yale by Tobin. After European commission parked at Bocconi, so he did not get burned in everyday politics, remained calm, and then suddenly spoke out today.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1857638 PontifexMaximus
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Market will move higher, Berlusca won, lost the majority, but Napolitano has to face the problems. 10 y btp will make big figure change heading north within days. And only then, my friends, something will happen. As long as reflation trade is in, weak USD, strong EUR, the algoshow will go on. Don't forget, the markets will teach a lesson to the italian fanullonis and will kick them hard in their asses, but they will enjoy nice meals, wine and the macchine blu......and the easteuropean hookers.....

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:20 | 1857642 Rastamann
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Fourteen Defining Characteristics Of Fascism

#10. Power of labor suppressed or eliminated

Since organized labor was seen as the one power center that could challenge the political hegemony of the ruling elite and its corporate allies, it was inevitably crushed or made powerless.

The poor formed an underclass, viewed with suspicion or outright contempt. Under some regimes, being poor was considered akin to a vice.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1857654 TooRichtoCare
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for fukk's sakes, just resign you complete buffoon!  You've made a laughing stock of the country with your ridiculous bunga bunga nonsense & that hairpiece.  Just bugger off and let the country deal with the bankruptcy mess you created.  Maybe you could concentrate instead on trying to keep out of jail for all your corruption.  Jeez...enough already with this clown.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1857655 Vaiman
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And it took Bloomberg milliseconds to put the breaking news headline up.  Anything to keep charging the markets up when they start to dwindle a little.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1857658 dereksatkinson
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Domani!  Domani!


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:24 | 1857663 Waterfallsparkles
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Now what are they going to do to keep the Market up?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:24 | 1857664 Tsunami Wave
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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1857667 The Deleuzian
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Kind of an Uncomfortably Numb feeling...Super-Committee market nerves coming in 10 days time...With Greece and Italy in limbo more than ever...I smell a big short from the big boys...Just my hunch...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1857669 10044
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Just an excuse to let 1800 calls on gold expire worthless next week, f'ing pathetic

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:26 | 1857673 JPM Hater001
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Does this mean Goat Balls will go on sale soon?

Tired of paying full price.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:28 | 1857684 lotusblue
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Bunga man,G-Pap....Putin brothers.Democracy is over.Align with oligarch.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1857700 TradingJoe
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Minghia, Don Silvio! Ma comme? Addesso si e poi no?!?! Mamma Mia!!!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:43 | 1857786 The Count
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...all the while the goons over at CNBC make fools of themselves (what else is new) talking about a Berlusconi pop... hmmm, a 'pop' of 50 or so points... it must hurt being forced to work at that place.


Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:47 | 1857812 common_sense
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BERLUSKKO'S FACEBOOK UPDATE:  "I'm very happy; Bunga-Bunga is the best invention I ever made... thanks to all my girlfriends".

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:55 | 1857852 NotApplicable
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Kudos to the "Blow Jobs" creator.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:01 | 1857885 JPM Hater001
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Is it me or does it feel like a club is starting to form?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:01 | 1857887 Market Efficien...
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Wonder, what influence his immunity and threat of imprisonment is having on his decision to step down and how in the world the new government will argue for his not being sentenced.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:12 | 1857942 lunar
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....don't you think this picture is out of decency ? ....or does no one realize?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:42 | 1858089 Silver Shield
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Thanks for the LOL

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:19 | 1858275 SHEEPFUKKER

Italian prime minister resigns. Italian 10yr yields surging.  Problem solved.  Next.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:43 | 1858806 JenkinsLane
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Good to see the child catcher looking well.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:43 | 1868832 hazeL
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Knowing the report (Silvio Berlusconi resigning as Prime Minister of Italy) isn't a surprise anymore for most indivdiuals. In fact, some are thankful for the step made by the Prime Minister considering the fact that his 3rd term as Prime Minister of Italy has been tangled up with scandal. Berlusconi has been one of the most controversial figures in world politics for some time. He has faced accusations of corruption, narrowly survived votes of no confidence and earlier this year, according to the Guardian, was put on trial for criminal charges. He was alleged to have had sexual encounters with an underage prostitute named “Ruby the Heart Stealer,” among many other allegations concerning his personal life. Austerity measures were passed earlier this year including reducing public benefits, raising the retirement age from 65 to 67 and tax hikes, but the European Central Bank, among other creditors, feels they weren’t effective enough. According to the Los Angeles Times, it isn’t known what the further austerity measures will entail or when they will be presented. Berlusconi has now lost support in the government and finally decided to resign.

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