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Berlusconi Rumor Rejected

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That didn't take long.

  • BERLUSCONI DENIES RESIGNATION RUMOR, ANSA REPORTS

Ita-Bund 8 wider on the news. We expect it to retrace the entire gain to 490 within seconds. In other news, we are all so lucky the market trades on fundamentals.

 

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Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:04 | 1852392 GeneMarchbanks
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Fundamentals.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:07 | 1852401 MsCreant
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They put the mental in fundamental.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:09 | 1852406 GeneMarchbanks
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Totally.

Retrace update shouldn't take long...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:11 | 1852407 paarsons
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He's off to fuck more teenageers as he pretends he's a partriot.

Well, good for him

May the Lord bless him and keep him.

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:06 | 1852398 Irish66
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don't they find an accounting error next

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:09 | 1852405 MsCreant
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No, no, no.  Berlusconi calls for an Italian Referendum next, silly.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:13 | 1852415 GeneMarchbanks
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:17 | 1852425 chubbar
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Oh that's rich! A german from Merkels ruling coalition telling the Italians that they can always sell their gold if they want to lower their debt! HA, gee, I wonder who they could sell it too? Fucking dolt. No one is fallling for that shit, keep passing the paper.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:07 | 1852399 Racer
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What a surprise..

I wonder how long they can keep pushing these fake 'news' items before the 'market' does the opposite of the desired effect..

'The Boy who cried WOLF' syndrome

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:15 | 1852421 bdc63
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:08 | 1852403 The Onion Of Tw...
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Never believe anything until it's officially denied.

 

Bunga Bunga, bitchez.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:09 | 1852404 Gandalf6900
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Its not gonna happen bitchez

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:19 | 1852813 bdc63
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yes it is, bitchez

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:11 | 1852409 Dick Darlington
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 Nov. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Following is a summary of the
September industrial production report from the Economics
Ministry in Berlin.     
*T                      
======================================================================
                             Sept.     Aug.    2-Mo.    Sept.     Aug.
                              2011     2011     Avg.     2011     2011
======================================================================
                              ---------MOM%---------     -----YOY%----
Industrial production        -2.7%    -0.4%    -0.2%     5.4%     8.4%
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Manufacturing & mining       -3.0%    -0.4%    -0.2%     6.4%     9.8%
 Intermediate goods          -2.8%    -0.4%    -0.7%     6.6%     8.4%
 Capital goods               -4.7%     1.1%     1.3%     8.9%    16.6%
 Consumer goods               1.1%    -4.4%    -2.8%     0.7%    -0.6%
   Durables                  -0.9%    -9.6%    -3.7%     3.1%     0.7%
   Non durables               1.6%    -3.3%    -2.6%     0.1%    -0.9%
Energy                       -0.7%     0.9%     0.1%    -6.1%    -5.7%
Construction                 -0.8%    -1.7%    -0.2%     4.0%     4.8%
======================================================================

 

But hey, who gives a fuk abt the REAL world when we have a rumour to chew...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:11 | 1852410 TradingJoe
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Y'all were really thinking Don Silvio would just walk into the sun down, eh??!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:11 | 1852411 kaiten
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Next on: deny the denial.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:12 | 1852413 pendragon
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alternative to berlusconi is er probably worse. or will we get the uber bullish government of unity? mkt just completely broken

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:14 | 1852418 lapedochild
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I hope he stays, but that's just selfish. I am sick of this Eurodrama. If his arrogance will hasten what is inevitable, than yes please!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:14 | 1852419 Zer0henge
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In other news, it's still amateur hour in the silver market, with traders f;ushing out skittish shorts and then quickly going flat and taking it all the way back down.  Where are the big boys?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:16 | 1852423 HD
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Is there a rumor based ETF I can swing trade?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:17 | 1852424 Sudden Debt
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It gave the Rumor spreaders enough time to load up on put options and make a killing today.

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:17 | 1852426 pmcgoohan
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Berlusconi resignation rumour- Market spikes 1%.

Rumour denied- Market down 0.25%.

The net positive rumour mill at work.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:32 | 1852454 lapedochild
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This always seem to happen indeed, very astute observation

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:22 | 1852433 EZT
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Why are ES moving up..?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:24 | 1852436 GeneMarchbanks
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Because buyers are overwhelming the sellers.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:59 | 1852532 Shvanztanz
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He's buying himself time to be able to pack up the palace silverware and his favorite rug. All Silvio ever wanted was his rug back.

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