BIG PIS: The CEO Of Europe's Most Troubled Bank, Dexia, Quits As Contagion Tsunami Sweeps Over Belgium

Tyler Durden's picture




Just when we thought the world was running out of headlines, here come something that will send futures scurrying for even more safety. According to Belgian Nieuwsblad, the CEO of Belgium's biggest bank has just resigned. As a reminder, Dexia is the one European bank that in the 2008-2009 period borrowed more money from the Fed than anyone else, and which we have discussed on several occasions in the past few months as being rumored to be on the receiving end of a variety of liquidity "complications" and countreparty concerns. Typically rumors of that nature, coupled with the sudden departure of the CEO, end up being proven as fact shortly to quite shortly. In other news, we are happy to announce the expansion of the PIIGS to BIG PIS following the arrival of the latest country to join the sovereign and bank funding crisis.

Google Translated

Stefaan Decraene, the chief executive of Dexia Bank Belgium, leave the company. That tells the time and is confirmed by Dexia. He is succeeded by Jos Clijsters.

 

Dexia's departure Decraene tonight confirmed in a press release. The bank also announced that it Jos Clijsters by the board of directors was appointed new CEO of Dexia Bank Belgium. "The experience of Jos Clijsters in the financial sector and his knowledge of Dexia guarantee the continuity and development of the bank to serve its customers," it sounds.

 

The new vice chairman of the executive Marc Lauwers, the board member responsible for the Belgian retail bank.

 

According to Time, there are "strong indications" that Decraene (46) will switch to the French financial giant BNP Paribas, the parent of Dexia's rival Fortis. Confirmation has not yet.

 

Not the first

 

The departure comes at a time when Dexia's very difficult, and the financial markets to deal with a growing crisis of confidence in investors and creditors. The departure of Decraene may be the result of tensions between the Belgian and French arm within the group. It's no secret that it was difficult to find Decraene the Frenchman Pierre Mariani, Dexia's CEO of the entire group.

Earlier this year already got several other executives of Dexia, including Xavier de Walque, financial director of Dexia Bank Belgium, and Wim Vermeir, an asset to the ancien Dexia Asset Management.

h/t Sudden Debt

4.916665
Your rating: None Average: 4.9 (12 votes)

 
 


Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:48 | 1635327 speconomist
speconomist's picture

GIPSY B- ???

 

Greece

Ireland

Portugal

Spain

ItalY

Belgium-

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:50 | 1635344 WoodMizer
WoodMizer's picture

BIGPIGS, if you count Greece twice.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:59 | 1635386 Spastica Rex
Spastica Rex's picture

What a Big Pig might sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCcnazy88U

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:43 | 1636528 eisley79
eisley79's picture

count scotish banks, and you got yourself a BIG PISS

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:45 | 1636532 eisley79
eisley79's picture

Europe is going to R. kelly the world's financial system right on cue to justify QE3, then we are only one more dead cat bounce from QE4 which will have no effect, and the Great Depression 2 can finally get rolling.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:49 | 1637072 Buck Johnson
Buck Johnson's picture

You got that right.  I'm getting a very very bad feeling that the when individuals in charge of large banks or institutions just up and leave like that, it usually means he's getting out while he can.  The rats are leaving the ship and it's suddenly starting to look as if all of them are going out the door at the same time.  Belgium has had issues for a few years now, what has happened is that the media has been focused on Greece then Ireland then Greece (remember Spain said there was nothing wrong and Italy was saying there was nothing wrong) then Spain and Italy.  Now Belgium is coming out and as someone else said Scotlands banks are in just as bad of a shape. 

 

So your correct, it should be called BIG PISS.  And that is what they all will do to each other and the EU

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 06:46 | 1965717 jaffa
jaffa's picture

In some countries such as Germany, banks have historically owned major stakes in industrial corporations while in other countries such as the United States banks are prohibited from owning non financial companies. In Japan, banks are usually the nexus of a cross share holding entity known as the keiretsu. Thanks a lot.
Regards,
small business factoring

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 02:31 | 2299779 jaffa
jaffa's picture

Banks provide almost all payment services, and a bank account is considered indispensable by most businesses, individuals and governments. Non banks that provide payment services such as remittance companies are not normally considered an adequate substitute for having a bank account. Thanks for sharing.
Regards,
granite countertop toronto

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:11 | 1635432 Ahmeexnal
Ahmeexnal's picture

no need for counting twice. germany is the other G

but the sheeple hardly notice.

they are more interested in the latest reality crap show: which "illegal" immigrant gets worthless fiat paper as he gets deported.

WEG VAN NEDERLAND:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3xE8sqJbo

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,783830,00.html

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:21 | 1635713 Perotinus
Perotinus's picture

It would be nice to know what precisely the Netherlands have to do with Belgium (besides the fact that the Belgian kicked them out of their territory in 1830)?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:41 | 1635877 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

 

 

What he's not saying is that it's actually far worse than 2008 (he is insinuating it, though):

European banks face collapse under debts, warns Deutsche Bank chief Josef ...
Telegraph.co.uk - Louise Armitstead - ‎3 hours ago‎ Josef Ackermann, the chief executive of Deutsche Bank, Germany's biggest bank, has warned that "numerous" European lenders would collapse if they were forced to book their losses on stricken sovereign bonds. By Louise Armitstead Mr Ackermann said that ...

Ackermann unplugged
FT Alphaville (blog) - Neil Hume - ‎11 hours ago‎ RTRS – SOME BANKS WOULD NOT SURVIVE HAVING TO REVALUE ALL SOVEREIGN DEBT AT MARKET LEVELS – SPEECH TEXT. A statement of the obvious you might think. But what makes the above interesting is the source: outgoing Deutsche Bank chief executive, ...
Europe crisis could destroy banks
Stuff.co.nz - ‎55 minutes ago‎
Europe's sovereign debt crisis will stunt bank profit for years and could kill off the weakest, Deutsche Bank Chief Executive Josef Ackermann told industry bosses, amid intense scrutiny of the sector's finances. "Prospects for the financial sector ...
JOSEF ACKERMANN TO STEP DOWN AS IIF CEO IN 2012
Agenzia Giornalistica Italia - ‎10 hours ago‎ (AGI) Frankfurt- Josef Ackermann, Deutsche Bank CEO, has announced he will step down as chairman of the IIF in 2012. He stated, "In the new year I will leave my post" at the Institute of International Finance; in 2012 he will step down as CEO of ...
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:13 | 1635872 MayIMommaDogFac...
MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Pitkinville, Montana -- the little town with big heart and BIGPIGS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-u9wMLGmk4

cue to 2:22

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 18:39 | 1636087 JethroBodien
JethroBodien's picture

Rally time!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635356 CrockettAlmanac.com
CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

Rather than BIG PIS how about BIG SIP? That's what they get when they belly up to bar at Jean Claude & Bennie's.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:55 | 1635369 DoChenRollingBearing
DoChenRollingBearing's picture

That's good!

BIG SIP.  A keeper.

Now how do we add the "A" for America?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:08 | 1635434 Topher
Topher's picture

BIG SIPA  

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:07 | 1635438 cossack55
cossack55's picture

"Please, have A BIG SIP."

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:08 | 1635442 Stumpy
Stumpy's picture

Using an anagram generator? 

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:09 | 1635450 Stumpy
Stumpy's picture

I love "Bi Pigs"

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:15 | 1635480 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

What are that? PIGS that swing both ways?

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:22 | 1635506 walküre
walküre's picture

You should be on the move.. to Germany that is.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:32 | 1635750 ParaZite
ParaZite's picture

Bi Pigs = everybody's getting raped!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:23 | 1636697 robobbob
robobbob's picture

never fear bearing, so long as America has at least one aircraft carrier battle group still floating, we will never join the sovereign soup kitchen crowd.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:33 | 1636726 sgorem
sgorem's picture

one carrier and 100 admirals at the helm matey.......

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:58 | 1635384 Roger Knights
Roger Knights's picture

BIG SIP?

PIG SIB? (sibling) (pig brother)

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:36 | 1636734 sgorem
sgorem's picture

we might as well add Luxembourg(they'll bite the dust as well sooner or later) AND call them the BIG SLIP....no? yeah? maybe?........

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:13 | 1635469 Mec-sick-o
Mec-sick-o's picture

GYPSY BINGS

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:01 | 1635845 Cash-NonCash
Cash-NonCash's picture

GYPSY anything is appropriate but the best anagram for this is "Aw snap, aw snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap".

Clear?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:16 | 1635484 walküre
walküre's picture

PAGING SUDDEN DEBT

PAGING SUDDEN DEBT

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:25 | 1635720 Anonymouse
Anonymouse's picture

Given that the problem comes from banks, I suggest we hearken back to Basel and go with

BIS PIG.

At least until France and Netherlands join in.  Then DoctorMad's suggestion has to be the winner.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:09 | 1635863 Al Gorerhythm
Al Gorerhythm's picture

FIBBERS !

France

Italy

Belgium

Belarus

European Union

Republic of Ireland

Spain

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 19:14 | 1636213 HistorySquared
HistorySquared's picture

No chance Ben realizes these losses.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:47 | 1635329 Mongo
Mongo's picture

Herman von Rumpoys home turf... EU spreading their fescies around...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:48 | 1635331 Dismal Scientist
Dismal Scientist's picture

Where's Sudden Debt when you need your resident Belgian ?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635360 DoChenRollingBearing
DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Bet he comes by soon!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:02 | 1635402 CrockettAlmanac.com
CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

That's one Belgian that doesn't waffle.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:20 | 1635497 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

I'm always here :)

If I have any adiction, it's ZH, and silver collecting :)

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:16 | 1635878 MayIMommaDogFac...
MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Sure, you can stop reading ZH compulsively anytime you feel like it, BUT can you sit still for just one minute?  That's what I thought.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:35 | 1637044 Rome is burining
Rome is burining's picture

SD
Good man! Not many other places worthy to spend your time and money on ! Close to the best show in town for a buck!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:21 | 1635503 walküre
walküre's picture

Still in shock.

Once he recovers, he may be booking a ticket, packing his stuff and rushing to an airport or train station?

Don't count on him just yet. He'll come back posting from Germany.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:23 | 1635509 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

If I ever leave my country, it will be to somewhere HOT!

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:30 | 1635533 Flakmeister
Flakmeister's picture

Don't think they'll like your kind in Texas....

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:51 | 1635604 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

I actually have some friends in Texas :) I love the food. To bad your flag kind of looks like it fell on it's back....

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:06 | 1635665 Kuri
Kuri's picture

I'm half belgian, half Italian. My wife is japanese. Hard to find a place to escape... But wait... i've have some relatives in Canada !!! Canada... is a great place to start a new life , no ???

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:07 | 1635668 Flakmeister
Flakmeister's picture

Yep... but you might want to check the weather first.....it is not to everyones liking.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:32 | 1635744 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

Here in Belgium it rains 367 days a year. Just imagine how that's possible....

 and if it doesn't rain we blame global warming.

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:49 | 1635974 Ag1761
Ag1761's picture

SD if you don't like the rain then don't come to Scotland, the rain here makes Belgium look like a desert

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:34 | 1635753 lance_manion
lance_manion's picture

Maybe not, but it keeps out the riff-raff. 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:06 | 1635666 Flakmeister
Flakmeister's picture

As do I.... but Austin is not exactly typical of Texas. Once had pan-fried oysters with Habanero peppers in Tex-Mex Nouveau Cusine kind of bistro there... One of best meals I have ever had in the US

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:39 | 1635774 New_Meat
New_Meat's picture

"... but Austin is not exactly typical of Texas."

Don't cha' know.

- Ned

{271.8 square miles separated from reality in all directions}

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:44 | 1635795 Flakmeister
Flakmeister's picture

FWIW, spent some time in College Station and the DFW area.... Can't say it was to my liking, but to each his own.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 18:50 | 1636119 Hot Apple Pie
Hot Apple Pie's picture

It's a little blue island in a sea of red.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:21 | 1635709 PY-129-20
PY-129-20's picture

We don't want Sudden. Let's face it: He is funny. We don't want funny people here. Too dangerous. With his help we might find the secret to the funniest joke in the world and that would change everything.

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:48 | 1635333 Duuude
Duuude's picture

 

RuhRoh...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:49 | 1635338 IAmNotMark
IAmNotMark's picture

I agree Duuude...this does seem like a RuhRoh moment.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:53 | 1635358 DoChenRollingBearing
DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Yet another SJGR moment!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:49 | 1635336 Instant Wealth
Instant Wealth's picture

I guess he just wants to spend more time with his family.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:52 | 1635351 brew
brew's picture

extending his month long august vacation a bit...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:50 | 1635339 Spitzer
Spitzer's picture

So they borrowed from the Fed and not the ECB......Don't forget all the Fed primary dealers in EUROPE. Oh, and one of those high levered Canadian banks is a Fed primary dealer too.

Looks like a dollar problem to me, not a Euro problem.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:09 | 1635429 Loose Caboose
Loose Caboose's picture

@ spitzer - You mean the Canadian bank with the name of a popular brand of margarine in their name? 

Disobey.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:11 | 1635458 Stumpy
Stumpy's picture

Got it. I prefer Becel, thanks.

http://www.imperialmargarine.ca/

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:13 | 1635466 mr. mirbach
mr. mirbach's picture

never heard of Blue Bonnet Bank

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:08 | 1635671 phraseshifter
phraseshifter's picture

you mean "Blue-Butter" Bank...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:55 | 1635833 Spitzer
Spitzer's picture

haha no. Royal is the primary dealer I believe.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:20 | 1635889 MayIMommaDogFac...
MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

PARKAY!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:34 | 1635550 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

TDAmeri-cow?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:17 | 1635701 Herman Strandsc...
Herman Strandschnecke's picture

I can't believe it's not better

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:32 | 1635544 DaBernank
DaBernank's picture

Glad to know you're buying lots of Euros Spitsy. Why is it that Spitzer is so clueless about the true (not 'ideal') structure of the ECB? Only 550 tons gold, massive debt on the balance sheet already and only dealt with 2% of the Euro zone so far, pulled every which way politically by the MEPs. Must have been that one FOFOA blog post he read.

It's a Euro problem, dip shit.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:53 | 1635825 Spitzer
Spitzer's picture

Then why did the Fed bail out Dexia you idiot ?

It is unreal that none of the gold bugs or even any of the prominant Austrians can see the huge diffrence between the ECB system and the Fed system.

I am not going to bother giving you an education on it here, I am too busy.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 19:40 | 1636305 CompassionateFascist
CompassionateFascist's picture

Have Printer, Will Travel.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:50 | 1635343 CrockettAlmanac.com
CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

 

 

Dexia's Midnight Runners

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635363 Spitzer
Spitzer's picture

This is a good movie for ZH readers and fiits this headline. 

The International, trailer-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILj3HlaoOCg

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:08 | 1635444 Global Hunter
Global Hunter's picture

aww I was hoping to see the trailer for the new baseball film with Brad Pitt (sarc).

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635364 Quintus
Quintus's picture

EUR/USD seems untroubled by this news, which seems a little odd if there really is something big about to break in the Euro banking system.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:15 | 1635443 Sequitur
Sequitur's picture

No one was troubled by Madoff either. Until they were, when the Ponzi imploded within 48 hours.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:57 | 1635376 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

How about "Mr. Big"? What was that guy's name in Live and Let Die? "Whisper":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqdX4Yv-E38&feature=player_detailpage
THERE GOES BELGIUM!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:57 | 1635379 Dick Darlington
Dick Darlington's picture

How big the Belgium's equity stake in Dexia is again after the first round of bail out bonanza? Good luck with that...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:06 | 1635409 jmc8888
jmc8888's picture

Of course Europe is screwed....their numbers are all wrong.  That's what happens when your banks accountants have

D(ysl)exia

 

Which at this point due to mark-to-unicorn is rampant throughout the world.

 

...and if Switzerland, Syria, Hungary, Iran, and Turkey join...we'll have BIG PISS and SHIT

 

Go long Depends...no the adult diaper.

 

Glass-Steagall

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:04 | 1635413 bob_dabolina
bob_dabolina's picture

California Oregon Chicago Kansas

See what I did there? 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:14 | 1635472 cossack55
cossack55's picture

You forgot to finish it....:

Louisianna, East (st. louis), Sanfran, Seattle.

this is too hard for Barbie.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:23 | 1635511 Religion Explained
Religion Explained's picture

Yeah, and Obama leads in the polls in Cali. So many f morons. Earth needs a huge f war with lots of neutron bombs.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:23 | 1635512 snowball777
snowball777's picture

Right up your Atlanta Shreveport Savannah

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:27 | 1635521 bob_dabolina
bob_dabolina's picture

From my Atlanta Shreveport Savannah directly to your Minnesosta Oakland Utah Tennessee Houston

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 19:56 | 1636348 snowball777
snowball777's picture

In your Denver Richmond Erie Antietam Missouri Sacramento

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:09 | 1635452 Fed_Printstone
Fed_Printstone's picture

How fitting... Belguim just upgraded from little whizzer to BIG PIS. Now they just need to upgrade the Manneken Pis statue.

 

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Manneken_Pis

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:14 | 1635473 fiddy pence haf...
fiddy pence haff pound's picture

 

That fits with Chicago's hockey team. if read quickly, well.. try it, and yell it in public.

 

Black Hawks

 

That joke doesn't go over well in hockey circles, however.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:15 | 1635478 Shirley Wilfahrt
Shirley Wilfahrt's picture

Speaking of dead bloated PIGMAN banks....

 

I've had a BOA for over a decade....used their billpay when it first came out....left a long time ago but never closed completely. Still used the debit card to drain over the past few years.

They tried to charge me a $12 monthly fee about a year ago....I bitched and they stopped.

I just got a statement.

My current balance is $666.84.

Seems appropriate so I'll leave it there.

Cheers Bitchez.

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:29 | 1635526 Hannibal
Hannibal's picture

BankofA are scum!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:45 | 1635590 Bob Paulson
Bob Paulson's picture

*is, not are.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:44 | 1635794 New_Meat
New_Meat's picture

Han is not a native U.S. speaker of da English. - Ned

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!