BIG PIS: The CEO Of Europe's Most Troubled Bank, Dexia, Quits As Contagion Tsunami Sweeps Over Belgium

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Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:48 | 1635327 speconomist
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GIPSY B- ???

 

Greece

Ireland

Portugal

Spain

ItalY

Belgium-

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:50 | 1635344 WoodMizer
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BIGPIGS, if you count Greece twice.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:59 | 1635386 Spastica Rex
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What a Big Pig might sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCcnazy88U

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:43 | 1636528 eisley79
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count scotish banks, and you got yourself a BIG PISS

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:45 | 1636532 eisley79
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Europe is going to R. kelly the world's financial system right on cue to justify QE3, then we are only one more dead cat bounce from QE4 which will have no effect, and the Great Depression 2 can finally get rolling.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:49 | 1637072 Buck Johnson
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You got that right.  I'm getting a very very bad feeling that the when individuals in charge of large banks or institutions just up and leave like that, it usually means he's getting out while he can.  The rats are leaving the ship and it's suddenly starting to look as if all of them are going out the door at the same time.  Belgium has had issues for a few years now, what has happened is that the media has been focused on Greece then Ireland then Greece (remember Spain said there was nothing wrong and Italy was saying there was nothing wrong) then Spain and Italy.  Now Belgium is coming out and as someone else said Scotlands banks are in just as bad of a shape. 

 

So your correct, it should be called BIG PISS.  And that is what they all will do to each other and the EU

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 06:46 | 1965717 jaffa
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Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:11 | 1635432 Ahmeexnal
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no need for counting twice. germany is the other G

but the sheeple hardly notice.

they are more interested in the latest reality crap show: which "illegal" immigrant gets worthless fiat paper as he gets deported.

WEG VAN NEDERLAND:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3xE8sqJbo

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,783830,00.html

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:21 | 1635713 Perotinus
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It would be nice to know what precisely the Netherlands have to do with Belgium (besides the fact that the Belgian kicked them out of their territory in 1830)?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:41 | 1635877 TruthInSunshine
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What he's not saying is that it's actually far worse than 2008 (he is insinuating it, though):

European banks face collapse under debts, warns Deutsche Bank chief Josef ...
Telegraph.co.uk - Louise Armitstead - ‎3 hours ago‎ Josef Ackermann, the chief executive of Deutsche Bank, Germany's biggest bank, has warned that "numerous" European lenders would collapse if they were forced to book their losses on stricken sovereign bonds. By Louise Armitstead Mr Ackermann said that ...

Ackermann unplugged
FT Alphaville (blog) - Neil Hume - ‎11 hours ago‎ RTRS – SOME BANKS WOULD NOT SURVIVE HAVING TO REVALUE ALL SOVEREIGN DEBT AT MARKET LEVELS – SPEECH TEXT. A statement of the obvious you might think. But what makes the above interesting is the source: outgoing Deutsche Bank chief executive, ...
Europe crisis could destroy banks
Stuff.co.nz - ‎55 minutes ago‎
Europe's sovereign debt crisis will stunt bank profit for years and could kill off the weakest, Deutsche Bank Chief Executive Josef Ackermann told industry bosses, amid intense scrutiny of the sector's finances. "Prospects for the financial sector ...
JOSEF ACKERMANN TO STEP DOWN AS IIF CEO IN 2012
Agenzia Giornalistica Italia - ‎10 hours ago‎ (AGI) Frankfurt- Josef Ackermann, Deutsche Bank CEO, has announced he will step down as chairman of the IIF in 2012. He stated, "In the new year I will leave my post" at the Institute of International Finance; in 2012 he will step down as CEO of ...
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:13 | 1635872 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Pitkinville, Montana -- the little town with big heart and BIGPIGS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-u9wMLGmk4

cue to 2:22

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 18:39 | 1636087 JethroBodien
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Rally time!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635356 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Rather than BIG PIS how about BIG SIP? That's what they get when they belly up to bar at Jean Claude & Bennie's.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:55 | 1635369 DoChenRollingBearing
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That's good!

BIG SIP.  A keeper.

Now how do we add the "A" for America?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:08 | 1635434 Topher
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BIG SIPA  

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:07 | 1635438 cossack55
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"Please, have A BIG SIP."

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:08 | 1635442 Stumpy
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Using an anagram generator? 

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:09 | 1635450 Stumpy
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I love "Bi Pigs"

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:15 | 1635480 Sudden Debt
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What are that? PIGS that swing both ways?

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:22 | 1635506 walküre
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You should be on the move.. to Germany that is.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:32 | 1635750 ParaZite
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Bi Pigs = everybody's getting raped!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:23 | 1636697 robobbob
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never fear bearing, so long as America has at least one aircraft carrier battle group still floating, we will never join the sovereign soup kitchen crowd.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:33 | 1636726 sgorem
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one carrier and 100 admirals at the helm matey.......

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:58 | 1635384 Roger Knights
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BIG SIP?

PIG SIB? (sibling) (pig brother)

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:36 | 1636734 sgorem
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we might as well add Luxembourg(they'll bite the dust as well sooner or later) AND call them the BIG SLIP....no? yeah? maybe?........

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:13 | 1635469 Mec-sick-o
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GYPSY BINGS

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:01 | 1635845 Cash-NonCash
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GYPSY anything is appropriate but the best anagram for this is "Aw snap, aw snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap".

Clear?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:16 | 1635484 walküre
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PAGING SUDDEN DEBT

PAGING SUDDEN DEBT

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:25 | 1635720 Anonymouse
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Given that the problem comes from banks, I suggest we hearken back to Basel and go with

BIS PIG.

At least until France and Netherlands join in.  Then DoctorMad's suggestion has to be the winner.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:09 | 1635863 Al Gorerhythm
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FIBBERS !

France

Italy

Belgium

Belarus

European Union

Republic of Ireland

Spain

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 19:14 | 1636213 HistorySquared
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No chance Ben realizes these losses.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:47 | 1635329 Mongo
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Herman von Rumpoys home turf... EU spreading their fescies around...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:48 | 1635331 Dismal Scientist
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Where's Sudden Debt when you need your resident Belgian ?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 14:54 | 1635360 DoChenRollingBearing
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Bet he comes by soon!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:02 | 1635402 CrockettAlmanac.com
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That's one Belgian that doesn't waffle.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:20 | 1635497 Sudden Debt
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I'm always here :)

If I have any adiction, it's ZH, and silver collecting :)

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:16 | 1635878 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Sure, you can stop reading ZH compulsively anytime you feel like it, BUT can you sit still for just one minute?  That's what I thought.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:35 | 1637044 Rome is burining
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SD
Good man! Not many other places worthy to spend your time and money on ! Close to the best show in town for a buck!

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:21 | 1635503 walküre
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Still in shock.

Once he recovers, he may be booking a ticket, packing his stuff and rushing to an airport or train station?

Don't count on him just yet. He'll come back posting from Germany.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:23 | 1635509 Sudden Debt
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If I ever leave my country, it will be to somewhere HOT!

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:30 | 1635533 Flakmeister
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Don't think they'll like your kind in Texas....

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 15:51 | 1635604 Sudden Debt
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I actually have some friends in Texas :) I love the food. To bad your flag kind of looks like it fell on it's back....

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:06 | 1635665 Kuri
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I'm half belgian, half Italian. My wife is japanese. Hard to find a place to escape... But wait... i've have some relatives in Canada !!! Canada... is a great place to start a new life , no ???

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:07 | 1635668 Flakmeister
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Yep... but you might want to check the weather first.....it is not to everyones liking.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:32 | 1635744 Sudden Debt
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Here in Belgium it rains 367 days a year. Just imagine how that's possible....

 and if it doesn't rain we blame global warming.

 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:49 | 1635974 Ag1761
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SD if you don't like the rain then don't come to Scotland, the rain here makes Belgium look like a desert

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:34 | 1635753 lance_manion
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Maybe not, but it keeps out the riff-raff. 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:06 | 1635666 Flakmeister
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As do I.... but Austin is not exactly typical of Texas. Once had pan-fried oysters with Habanero peppers in Tex-Mex Nouveau Cusine kind of bistro there... One of best meals I have ever had in the US

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 16:39 | 1635774 New_Meat
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"... but Austin is not exactly typical of Texas."

Don't cha' know.

- Ned

{271.8 square miles separated from reality in all directions}

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