"The End Game: 2012 And 2013 Will Usher In The End" - The Scariest Presentation Ever?

Tyler Durden's picture

If Raoul Pal was some doomsday spouting windbag, writing in all caps, arbitrarily pasting together disparate charts to create 200 page slideshows, it would be easy to ignore him. He isn't. The founder of Global Macro Investor "previously co-managed the GLG Global Macro Fund in London for GLG Partners, one of the largest hedge fund groups in the world. Raoul came to GLG from Goldman Sachs where he co-managed the hedge fund sales business in Equities and Equity Derivatives in Europe... Raoul Pal retired from managing client money in 2004 at the age of 36 and now lives on the Valencian coast of Spain, from where he writes." It is his writing we are concerned about, and specifically his latest presentation, which is, for lack of a better word, the most disturbing and scary forecast of the future of the world we have ever seen....

And we see a lot of those.

Consider this:

  • We are here...

  • We don’t know exactly what is to come, but we can all join the very few dots from where we are now, to the collapse of the first major bank…
  • With very limited room for government bailouts, we can very easily join the next dots from the first bank closure to the collapse of the whole European banking system, and then to the bankruptcy of the governments themselves.
  • There are almost no brakes in the system to stop this, and almost no one realises the seriousness of the situation.
  • The problem is not Government debt per se. The real problem is that the $70 trillion in G10 debt is the collateral for $700 trillion in derivatives…
  • Yes, that equates to 1200% of Global GDP and it rests on very, very weak foundations
  • From an EU crisis, we only have to join one dot for a UK crisis of equal magnitude.
  • And then do you think Japan and China would not be next?
  • And then do you think the US would survive unscathed?
  • That is the end of the fractional reserve banking system and of fiat money.
  • It is the big RESET.

It continues:

  • Bonds will be stuck at 1% in the US, Germany, UK and Japan (for this phase).
  • The whole bond market will be dead.
  • Short selling on bonds - banned
  • Short selling stocks – banned
  • CDS – banned
  • Short futures – banned
  • Put options – banned
  • All that is left is the Dollar and Gold

It only gets better. We use the term loosely:

  • We have around 6 months left of trading in Western markets to protect ourselves or make enough money to offset future losses.
  • Spend your time looking at the risks of custody, safekeeping, counterparty etc. Assume that no one and nothing is safe.
  • After that…we put on our tin helmets and hide until the new system emerges

And the punchline

From a timing perspective, I think 2012 and 2013 will usher in the end.



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forward ho's picture

No, he just forgot to take his blue pill.

ATM's picture

My thoought exactly. 

BluePill's picture

Hey you fucking Troll Vivek Chaturvedi, you and your insanity is very much visible in this Web site


_Moron your WHITE AMerican Wife LEft you and fucked with another guy and you are so disappointed and became a Braindead buffalo


moreover you clown stop making filthy Youtube videos on your superstition , For your filthy Face Even if Lizard makes voice you regard it as truth


Moron you have taken the Name of Red indians and you assume youselves as indians


Fucker you are Hindu, and your Country's real name is BHARAT not india, river indus doesn't flow into your nation


Full of Fraud babas and Psuedo parasite scientists 


And more over fucker ,Who is getting kicked by outsourcing


Check out the frauds that Infosys and Satyam did in past few years


You fucking moron no one is afraid of Outsourcing I dont come from English speaking nation, my mother toungue is spanish


Get some life and stop cribbing that your WHITE wife left you because you are an Impotent micro penis Idiot


She might be having bigger ones than yours in her mouth


You are born from Filth, and you will always be filth


And more over Kolkatta had been  filthy City since Sirajuddoulah's period


Sirajuddoulah described Bengalis as most decadent animals and worse than human filth 


He is right and strangely a bengali moron is running your finance ministry and he will ruin the nation, and bengali spinster whore

Wrecked her own state


And another bengali bastard and hippie drug peddler Vivekananda Raped and sodomized women and he got HIV+ and died


Not many are aware of Fraud babas existing in your filthy hindu cult


Better Troll hard with Swami nityananda you can atleast fornicate with few actress


I heard that Hindu babas like you preach Spiritual bullshit and Drug young foreign women and Fornicate with them


Neem kareli baba,nityananda,Satya sai baba,Ravi shankar--i can go on  with this list


Do some hard work moron, rather than cribbing out british and economic collapse, search for some Brown buffalo as your second wife


You must be fortunate that atleast you have has a WHITE women for some period of your life


Ofcourse once 2008 economic recession hit your pocket your WHITE wife left your for another man and as you are an impotent idiot you have no skill other than updating excel sheet and sprouting your bullshit in a blog and making youtube videos+



I have seen your moronic blog and i understood that you are entering into baba business


Carry on clown , many are already in that business in India, now as some one who got foreign degree you will be in demand as moronic indians will lick even feces of White SKIN people, and you got a degree from white skin country


You worked as CEO for japanese company?, no wonder they went bust, you cant do anything you clown


You came to USA by learning some C++ programming in early 90's duped a WHITE girl and enjoyed but sadly you can't continue

Living here in USA


Now moron, find some brown stinky buffalo and worship her vagina you impotent micro penis indian 


Fucker its the same Attitude that got you no where and your wife ditched for same bullshitting that you do


Moron you have high very high intolerance , learn how to take criticism in life you brown cockroach 



Oh regional Indian's picture

Wow! What hate. 

I wonder what a baba did to you, you poor person.


So you made those comments on youtube too. Hmmmm....

Lost case...


JimBowie1958's picture

ORI, that blue pill dude is not worth the time.

Probably some 13 yo who has been sneaking onto his Dad's computer and the porn is getting boring so he now trolls random sites to get excited by seeing what a reaction he can get.

I would rather work for an Indian manager than a fool like BP anyday.

boogerbently's picture

Prejudice is ignorance....but we knew that from your spelling.

You are unique, in the aspect that I have never seen "India bashing" before.

Whalley World's picture

when you defile another, you define yourself

New_Meat's picture

Blue-pill: are you talking about Warren-comma-Elizabeth?  'cuz she's only 1/32 Indian and even the Indians don't want her.

After all, she checked the box.

- Ned

[ED. and she's a home-flipper, but I'll let Howie 'splain: http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view.bg?articleid=1061135738 ]

nmewn's picture

So lets review.

A blue eyed white woman claims 1/32 minority status in order to selfishly enhance her own career opportunities. Now we find she's one of the hated .01 percenter's, just out there scouring courthouse tax records and bank foreclosure lists for more bone picking .01% opportunities...but only for her "blue eyed tribe".

It appears she's right about one thing, she wouldn't be able to engage in any of these lucrative, vulture-like, Bain practices, without our "trails" having been paved over into roads & interstates and government public policies gone horribly wrong in order to produce these latest "elitist wealth transfer opportunities" via real estate ;-)


Mugatu's picture

Here's a tip BluePill - Please do not hit the return/enter button twice after each sentence.   We do not need 4 lines of space between each of your thoughts.  This is not USA Today where they use stupid 3rd grader friendly typesetting and formatting to accomodate those who aspire to get their GED one day.  One paragraph of contact should not take up 30 inches on my fucking screen.

Even though your writing is mildly amusing, please barf out your Borat-style ramblings in a display size that I can easily page through.

Oldrepublic's picture

India, the whole country is a toilet. Once i was taking a taxi in Calcutta from the National library to downtown, when my taxi suddenly stopped I asked why? He replied, "I need to take a piss". On a nice green lawn!

Oh regional Indian's picture

Whole country is an exaggeration Old, and Calcutta is a particularly filthy city (know why? It's the first one the British took over and screwed over...as a result, it is also the center nationally for prostitution, go figure)... but Indian's in cities, especially have to let go of their shame completely. There are no public facilities.

Pretty pathetic.


JimBowie1958's picture

When I was stationed in Germany in the late 70's most towns did not let the public use their restrooms, so people would just piss in the alleyways or on a shrub somewhere.

Guess its hard to break some traditions.

Milestones's picture

Interesting article ori. In a bizarre way it all fits. Never figured it back that far or to that depth.            Milestones

Oh regional Indian's picture

Thanks Milestones. And it goes even deeper. Dat Rabbit hole...


mjcOH1's picture

A little while and I will be gone from among you, whither I cannot tell.  From no where we came, into nowhere we go.  What is life?  It is a flash of a firefly in the night.  It is a breath of a buffalo in the winter time.  It is the little shadow that runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.

-- last words - Chief of the Blackfoot:  Ispwo Mukika Crowfoot (1783-1850)

The Big Ching-aso's picture



We all die young.



Deo vindice's picture

Or as the apostle James said 2,000 years ago...

13 Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain:
14 Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.
15 For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that.
 (James 4:13-15)

fourchan's picture

i prefer the man over the mindless mystic.

JimBowie1958's picture

Your statement is pretty mindless.

Blankman's picture


For Indian teachings I believe this one to be one of the most poignant:



Oh regional Indian's picture

Thanks for sharing that mjc... 


Freddie's picture

I think squaw Elizabeth Warren from Harvard was realted to that Indian cheif.

Ned Zeppelin's picture

LOL but screw you anyway she's at least on the right track

perchprism's picture

Aw fuck you she is not on any right track.  She's a miserable lying cunt.  That's all she is. 

Al Gorerhythm's picture

God-damned Savages!

-- Last ironic words - Chief of the Long Knives- General Custer.

Harlequin001's picture

'Look at all those fuckin Indians!

Famous last words of General Custer,

Phil Free's picture

I'm sorry, but that is just funny ... :D

XitSam's picture

I'm not seeing the irony. Could you explain how it is ironic?

Al Gorerhythm's picture

Savage killed by "savages".

Harlequin001's picture

are you sure it wasn't -'Uuurgh...'

I mean, C'mon,

'It is a breath of a buffalo in the winter time.  It is the little shadow that runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.

What a load of bollocks...

No fuckin wonder he was the last chief spouting shit like that.

It's believing and spouting that kind of crap that makes you extinct...

BigJim's picture

I see the soul of romance moves quick within this one!

Dugald's picture

Before you pop off old chap... "no where" is one word..


e-recep's picture

he would be a good atheist. i wonder if he was one.

Cadavre's picture


We can deny reality, but we can't deny the consequences of denying reality.

 ... Richard Paul Evans

Our department is considering using rubber bullets and tear gas on its drone.

... Chief Deputy Randy McDaniel of the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office, Texas

That's real change you can believe in

... Owannabe

Space aliens could save US economy

.. Paul Krugman

forward ho's picture

If Richard paul Evans said that, he stole it from Ayn Rand. Atlas shrugged. rather aprapos.

Cadavre's picture

she did ... and she did it better .. thought so when looking for the cite  with "deny". Rand used "evade"

so how about these

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security

... Thomas Jefferson

I'll stick my knife right down your throat, baby, and it hurts

... The Rolling Stones

I die innocent of all the crimes laid to my charge

... Louis XVI's last words

The youngest of the guards, who seemed about eighteen, immediately seized the head, and showed it to the people as he walked round the scaffold; he accompanied this monstrous ceremony with the most atrocious and indecent gestures.

... Henry Edgeworth, Priest to Louis XVI describing aftermath of "Louie's" execution

Most great nations, at the peak of their economic power, become arrogant and wage great world wars at great cost, wasting vast resources, taking on huge debt, and ultimately burning themselves out.

... Kevin Phillips, Reagan Administration Official

Wednesday I watched the riot . . .
Seen the cops out on the street
Watched 'em throwin' rocks and stuff
And chokin' in the heat
Listened to reports
About the whisky passin' 'round
Seen the smoke and fire
And the market burnin' down
Watched while everybody
On his street would take a turn
To stomp and smash and bash and crash
And slash and bust and burn

No way to delay
That trouble comin' every day

... Frank Zappa

This war is so fucking illegal

... Pat Tillman

There's always a confused soul that thinks that one man can make a difference. And you have to kill him to convince him otherwise. That's the hassle with democracy.

I'm a senator - you can't do this (.... riiiii-ght  ...)

... Senator Charles F. Meachum, "Shooter"

I was a sweet little kid once
Now I'm a full grown crank
And when I die I'll probably come back as a Sherman tank
I know that I could make this world so peaceful and calm
If I could only get my hands on a hydrogen bomb

... Todd Rundgren, Heavy Metal Kids


... Last voice recording, Vnokvo Airlines, flight #2601

Lost number one and two

... Last voice recording, Japan Airlines, flight #46E

Only a dream can kill a dream

... Egg Chen, Big Trouble In Little China

Are my eyes open? I cannot see

... Manolete's last words

With Facebook at these levels, should individual investors buy?

... CNBC Host, Before the Close, May 31, 2012

And I'm not planning to commit suicide, either.

... Deborah Palfrey

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

>>Is this guy Mayan by any chance?<<

Not a chance.

This guy IS Conan The Caveman "going back 3000 years".

boatman's picture

that is also martin armstrong's blow up date and the kress and kondratief longwave cycle lows.

bdc63's picture

dozens and dozens of people that I read/follow/have-stumbled-upon -- from the worlds of finance, science, religion, seers/remote viewers -- have put the target date in the Sept to Dec 2012 timeframe.  I've honestly never seen anything quite like it before.