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Bill Gross Channels 1972 Rock

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Today is about as ridiculous in terms of newsflow as it gets, so, why not.

Fear not: we are all losing it.

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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:02 | 2483819 Roland99
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Bowzer Wowzerz

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:11 | 2483883 vast-dom
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BLACKFRIDAYNANANAAAA

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:17 | 2483920 Robot Traders Mom
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Loved this song on Stand By Me...

 

How can you tell a French man has been in your back yard?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:29 | 2483982 Jay Gould Esq.
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Tyler -- channeling the Eisenhower Years: the Silhouettes first recorded that track ( "Get a Job" ) in '57.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:02 | 2483822 squib
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Dinner with Barack please.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:14 | 2483902 The Gooch
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Stick a fork in him. I mean it.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:01 | 2484140 derek_vineyard
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stick one in Bill Gross, too

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:03 | 2483824 bdc63
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why am I not surprized that bill gross would be quoting sha na na ... i think he still wears the suits he bought in 1972 ...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:08 | 2483869 jus_lite_reading
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Last week I saw him wearing bellbottoms and velour shoes...

Smart man. When the SHTF you don't want anyone knowing how much money/supplies/gold you really have ;)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:14 | 2483896 otto skorzeny
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he wipes his ass w/ $100 bills so I'm sure he gives a shit what you think of his clothes

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:45 | 2484994 bdc63
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Bill Gross wipes his ass with $100 bills so I don't think he needs the likes of you coming to his defense ...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:03 | 2483832 slackrabbit
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Grossy on the trade floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H2FIf1oH4

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:04 | 2483837 Poetic injustice
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My sister is making 65252$ per hour buying bonds. Click on link to do the same.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:06 | 2483845 the 300000000th...
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I did your mom

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:08 | 2483870 Poetic injustice
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I hope you both had a good time, she is good woman.

Should have added couple more zeros to ad :D

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:10 | 2483879 the 300000000th...
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you can call me daddy son

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:13 | 2483894 the 300000000th...
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sorry, didnt realize you were being sarcastic

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:38 | 2484023 Poetic injustice
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Well, no harm done really. I thought that people on Friday evening would be more relaxed to see humour :)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:11 | 2483890 vast-dom
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i did both your moms and then i killed your dads.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:15 | 2483907 fuu
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Well played.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:17 | 2483926 nonclaim
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+1 lol. the junkers missed the spammer ref by a mile...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:56 | 2484104 Overfed
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My brother lost everything buying stocks online!! :-D

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:07 | 2483857 CvlDobd
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60 points off the fucking lows.

My long stocks call from 5 minutes ago will make us all rich!

Have I posted a link to my newsletter yet? Annual profits of 23% over past twenty years with no red years.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:16 | 2483922 fuu
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I only subscribe to newsletters with catchy phrases.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:22 | 2483951 CvlDobd
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I'm here to make you money, not make you giggle!

If I win, you win! I accept payment via PayPal.

We're in this together. Long term investing, productive businesses, technical analysis!

We'll be the richest men in Americaylon.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:47 | 2484062 Poetic injustice
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What do you mean? All real moneymakers giggle on TV.
You ask them "Will I become rich, Mr. Smartguy"?
And they giggle and say, "Yes, I will become rich Mr.Dumbmoney".

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:55 | 2484103 CvlDobd
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I assure you, I am of the highest integrity. I will teach the small investor the insider secrets of the stock market and how to gain instant wealth, happiness, and sexual gratification.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2484290 FieldingMellish
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"sexual gratification."

 

Nothing like being long, strong and down to get the friction on.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:35 | 2484357 CvlDobd
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Most successful traders are well endowed. It's science.

Ladies wanna roll in my Mercedes.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:58 | 2484119 Overfed
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If only I could just get eveybody on the internet to send me a dollar......

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:40 | 2484606 Temporalist
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Is that you Zuck?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:07 | 2483859 midgetrannyporn
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he should arb the tranche spread between abby baby's thighs.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:26 | 2483974 FieldingMellish
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I prefer the crack spread myself...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:13 | 2483862 kahunabear
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The real insanity is that AAPL acts like a clean dirty shirt. Sheesh.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:08 | 2483871 Newsboy
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Invest in subsistence farming.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:11 | 2483885 The Alarmist
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I think I preferred Sha Na Na by the Dead Milkmen.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:13 | 2483897 CvlDobd
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"I Hate Work" by Millions of Dead Cops.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:24 | 2483967 Atomizer
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:28 | 2483981 CvlDobd
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Cro-Mags nice!

"Voice of God is Government"- Bad Religion

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:35 | 2485539 chump666
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awesome.   

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:51 | 2484081 No One
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Pete Townshend wouldn't be so deaf

If he had followed Sha Na Na's advice

and played some fifties do-wop songs

That even your mom would think are nice

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:27 | 2483984 3MonthsZHober
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Real fortunes to be made in sovereign debt. Identify the best of the worst because everyone will stampede in that direction.

Bill's right again.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:45 | 2484052 jon
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Meatwad: Well, whip on this. All right, hang on. Sha na na na na, sha na na na.
Master Shake: What the hell are you doing?
Meatwad: Get a job.
Master Shake: Get a job? What?
Meatwad: You feelin' like any sorta like..meltin' sensation?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:29 | 2484329 pissing_excellence
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Forgive me, but I thought he was a starched shirt type guy, Im liking the zanyness.  The floor of the NYSE should just have a giant pie fight, hell congress too. What the difference at this point anyway.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:35 | 2484362 roadhazard
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I think I remember parts of 1972.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:43 | 2484611 Temporalist
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June 1, 2012

El-Erian: Global Leaders Are `Losing Control'

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/93803831-el-erian-global-leaders-are-losi...

 

Things are so bad that they had 3 people asking El-Erian questions.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:25 | 2484865 bugs_
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nobody to front run, no more toxic assets to unload on the fed, no more insider trades to make - BORED

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:09 | 2485102 Chuck Walla
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Saw them at the Winterland in SF.  Robin Trower was the opener.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:23 | 2485179 Flakmeister
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Sounds like a surreal show.... I would have left after the opening act, provided I wasn't rolling too stoned....

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