Bill Gross: Enjoy The Santa Rally - The Hangover Is Coming As "US Is Not An Island"

Tyler Durden's picture

Just tweeted from the bond titan who is getting more and more concerned about those asset management fees in a world in which fixed income is increasingly becoming risk free, courtesy of central planning, until Gresham's law unwind destroys everyone.

Source: Twitter

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Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Bill Gorss is confused, bitchez

TruthInSunshine's picture

The Bernank just tweeted back to Gross.



The Bernank




U.S. may not be an island, but Jekyll Island IS. I <3 Jamie Dimon.

WonderDawg's picture

This rally might last through tomorrow, but I have a feeling it's a big head fake. Could be wrong, which is why I'm holding off on placing any bets. Maybe it lasts all week, but when it shows signs of exhaustion, load the puts because the next leg down is going to be a sight to behold.

Don Birnam's picture

Record cold winter ? 

And the PIMPCO chief knows this, how ? Does Gross have access to material insider information at the Old Farmer's Almanac ?

hambone's picture

would guess one should look for S&P 1260 (likely tomorrow?) and retest of 200dma before placing a bearish bet (if so inclined)???

NotApplicable's picture

Hey, we're talking about the weather, here.

Maybe Gross has an inside line with the HAARP kids?

vxpatel's picture

does gross have inside info? no dipshit his info is all publicly disclosed, like everyone else that manages a trillion dollars...


Oh regional Indian's picture

vxbhai, he is talkiing sarcastically about the solstice and the almanac that marks such things for farmers...


Uber Vandal's picture

Maybe he just read the Shape Of Things To Come Report by Clif.

It did mention similar themes, once you get past (the babbling) and [the brackets] after every four words.

HarryM's picture

Hope you're right - but market not based on reality - DOW 12800+ by end of year - 

Obama ain't going down easy


WonderDawg's picture

You could be right, but I doubt it. If you are right, what a great opportunity to get in position for the next leg down. Only thing to do is stay nimble and let the rally play out.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Soooooo, what is the ZH cynic brigade going to say when Bill Gross says Solstice is upon us?

Aiieeeeee, it's the work of the devil pagans.....

See, billionaires follow such stuff. Assiduously actually.

And yes, the storm IS already here, we are just in the eye.

or eye


Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

His twat "followers" are sure to slit the throat of a goat tomorrow in the name of the all mighty money tree

Oh regional Indian's picture

Blood of the earth, blood for the earth. Rather strange.

And for all the literalist christians out there, Jesus was not a real person. HE never walked upon the earth. 

Google astro-theology

Google Jordan Maxwell

Google Santos Bonnaci

I can ASSURE you your world will NEVER be the same again.

Caveat Emptor. Bound to blow your mind.

you can thank me later.


clones2's picture

You forgot to Google "Horus" and "pagan mystery religions" ;-)

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Well, here's the thing, ORI:  There were many men back then who claimed to be prophets.  The biblical Jesus is a composit of them, litterally or figuratively, take your pick.

What matters most is what was done to those teachings of the prophets, by the Establishment.  When you read the bible, you must note the wisdom.  Yet there is a lot washed out, missing, and some things put in that don't belong.  Personally, I think it is best to take religion with a grain of salt, but there is still much to gain from the biblical stories.

Stories and myths, after all, seem to be all we have left in this mad world.

Oh regional Indian's picture

All too true Mr. LH.

Please check out

I can assure you of a paradigm shift in your thinking.


jcaz's picture

Naw, I'll pass on clicking onto any of your links, freakshow.....

Oh regional Indian's picture

Looks like you are yet to step out of the mental basement jcaz. And that was for LH anyways.

It's okay, sleeping through life works well for some people.


Reese Bobby's picture

It is not yet too late for your poor lost soul.

Reese Bobby's picture

And congratulations...I think you found the Zodiac killer.

SAT 800's picture

Oh, go fire up a cow patty and fry yourself some locusts you freak.

Pbn2Au's picture

@ORI Since you seem to (1) like stars and (2) have an open mind, spend a little bit (from amazon) and check this out...

clones2's picture

I can see how applying mathematics to our universe, solar system, and own cycles of the planet is a waste of time. /sarc

Very valuable comment you posted as well...

vxpatel's picture

yes links are scary terrorist devices...


quacker's picture


The first ever mention of Jesus completely outside the Bible in secular history is by a Roman historian who was in Jerusalem in the 60's A.D, around 30 years after the time Chistians believe he died on the cross. The reference was to an execution of someone listed as a family member who refused to recant his adherence to Jesus as the Messiah.

Many more such executions start showing up in secular history around this time, as does the founding of the early church. A time when people who would have remembered Jesus in person were sill alive.

So some went to their deaths refusing to recant, and others built a church all around a composite? 


old naughty's picture

Thank you.
Hope this is later already. HeHeHe.

Mercury's picture

I think he's trying to say that our (US) darkest days are just around the corner.

Potemkin Village Idiot's picture

Technically... The solstice is the point where things start going the other way... So in this instance, the "darkest days ahead of us reference would only apply to the Southern hemisphere...

Just saying...

CPL's picture

That's my understanding as well.

Randall Cabot's picture

Unless he's referring to the next two days, after that the days get longer.

falak pema's picture

did u say loooonger? thats good for my xmas appetite, give unto others; a long drawwwwn swig of pinot noir.

Oh regional Indian's picture

But the light returns only on 21st march. Till then, the Sun is still technically in the Darkness for the Northern Hemisphere.

Spring Equinox is the time to celebrate.

This is the time to hibernate.

Let the bulls have at it.


SAT 800's picture

Jesus, I wish your mother hadm't given you a keyboard for your birthday. Typing is so much easier than thinking; and then there's studying reality, oh; perish the thought.

clymer's picture

It will start getting lighter after December 21st (shortest day of the year). ORI - you know this, c'mon

Mercury's picture

It doesn't sound like he thinks that the macro-gloom will begin to lift by the day after tomorrow.

CPL's picture

It's just the winter solstice, it's the marker for the end and the beginning of the cycle of nature.


If you are a new age pagan though it pretty much could mean anything from barnacles on boats to bad markets.

baby_BLYTHE's picture

The Tribe ain't goona allow equities to crash during their 8-days of magic and lights that begins at sundown tonight

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

They love spilled blood.  Haven't you read their book?

hambone's picture

Around the corner???  only problem w/ that reference is that it's a circle and that darn corner always does seem just out of reach...PTB will decide time and place, no need to worry our pretty little heads bout this....

JPM Hater001's picture

Yes, tomorrow will indeed be a long and dark day.

Oh regional Indian's picture

The red arrow folk do not know basic planetary dynamics it seems.

Tomorrow IS the darkest day, the longest night.


Potemkin Village Idiot's picture

Tell that to the penguins in Antarctica...

gringo28's picture

now he's just talking his book. unfortunately, he's now about as credible as any other talking head on TV.....actually, it's worse - he's a contrary indicator.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

That is OK because Bill Gross is dead on. China lurks. Kyle is also dead on when said that the idea was to import products but not import the wages. Well, that was a big boo-boo now wasn't it?