Blast From The Past: SNL Explains Wall Street

Tyler Durden's picture

Just because few have captured the essence of Wall Street quite like the following "Straight talk with Global Century" SNL skit from the recent past, which reminds us that the more things change, the more they stay the same: a timely reminder in the aftermath of the FB bloodbath.

Thanks to Mike Krieger for the reminder

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SilverDosed's picture

Stranger in a Strange Land'd

slewie the pi-rat's picture

speaking of "strange", look what the NATO puppetry is up to, today (reporting to the UN puppetry?), and of course, everything was "legal", too.  and did you hear? zero US casualties!  none!  (so, turning over sovereign control of the US military works, see?):

NATO Operation Over Libya 2011 Shows Importance of Cooperation The members of the NATO alliance believe that the operation over Libya last year, showed once again the importance of cooperation between the alliance and its partners, in particularly with the EU such connections, especially in the areas of air-to-air refuelling, medical support, maritime surveillance and training.


Xkwisetly Paneful's picture

They are marching on Geithner's office's where is the coverage?

slewie the pi-rat's picture

who?  NATO?

who is "they"?  some prez0 job training project?  with signs? 

i think it's like professional wrestling, X_P:  timmah gave jamie a little smack-down last week over the orthodoxy ofVolkerism, and now timmah gets a little harmless show about how "bad" he is

tyler buys into this fight theme stuff, so stay tooned...

Kayman's picture

Ya telling me wrastling ain't real ?  Say it ain't so...

malikai's picture

It's ok guys. It is being spun as errors on NASDAQ. It should be up by at least 10000% once these orders are confirmed.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

i would never say that about wrestling!

my 10-y.o. son and i grew up on theHulkster; andAndre; and mMan...

...and the female star, boobs-a-GoGo, sneaking up and laying these guys out with a well-swung folding chair... or intriguing with them, saucily, for belts the size of tables, made out of shiny plastic...

since life imitates art, i'd say we're pretty well set, here, as a family...

francis_sawyer's picture

Chief Jay Strongbow ~ October 4, 1928 – April 3, 2012 ~ RIP

Orly's picture

In lieu of HIPAA, I did an MRI Lumbar Spine scan on The Spoiler once.  He was my favourite growing up.  Freak and huge, this guy.

If his jacked-up back is fake, I'd hate to see what you call "real."

Long live Chief Strongbow and long live The Spoiler!


Oh regional Indian's picture

orly, good to see you back around again.

Nice new perspectives?



WmMcK's picture

Really sorry to hear that. I've very fond memories of him fighting Bruno Sammartino.

midgetrannyporn's picture

They should have had muppets for an audience.

Cortez the Killer's picture

little sick of you bashing the USA, dot head

why dont you stick to bashing your own fucked up country and its evil caste system

Oh regional Indian's picture

oooooh, Cortez the killer, I'm an equal opportunity basher twit. Take your jingoistic eyes to this, just yesterday, right here...

"India is the world's most capitally in-efficient country. Electricity is it's achilles heel.

And it's stuck with jaw crushing determination to the western way, ill fitting and power hungry as it is for the miliue...

Epic disaster unfolding.

But man, if you think America has been Hopeyed, India has been drinking the Hope Kool Aide since our supposed independence. "



Now take your dim-wit, reactive, thin-skinned rayciss ass and go wrap yourself in old glory.


francis_sawyer's picture

 "Lighten up Francis"... (oh wait)!

Oh regional Indian's picture

If that is the best you can do....never mind, I rest my case.

And plus, this is fight club asshole, are you ganging up? Hmmmm? Don't think Mr. JIngoistic up there can handle this  "fight" alone? Breaking a RULE? Bad boy Pald, bad boy. 

What a doofus, I'm sure you sat up in chair, squared your shoulders a little, nursed your whiskey and the cold steel you always have at hand as you typed out that whip-saw of an insult. Eh?



slewie the pi-rat's picture

rU the guy who claims to have served in both the USairForce and the imperialNavy0'india? 

you forgot the self-referencing link

but, you haven't lost, yet!

Pladizow's picture

Please refer to my prior comment!

slewie the pi-rat's picture

in my pirate-mind's eye, i frequently refer to the rack on your prior avatar, Pla_zow!

PLEASE! please me!

MsCreant's picture

You must not remember the avatar before that one. His current avatar could be seen as an, uh, abstract representation of that one...

Chump's picture

Interesting take on that.  I would've thought the opposite...

Orly's picture

His ex was Chinese.

MsCreant's picture

That was naughty funny. Great to see you out and about. Lots of old timers back in these here parts.

financial apocalyptic contagion's picture

i'm gonna come rape ur whole family you fuckin cracker

"curry boyz" are into white bitches fyi

superflyguy's picture

I too didn't know that until I watched Chris Hansen's show...

Global Hunter's picture

I read that post of yours I believe yesterday...don't even need to click the link to confirm

Cortez the Killer's picture

then why dont you devote your superior intellect to fixing the problems in your own regional shit hole.

Racist, nothing. Compared to India the USA is a fucking Utopia.

Stick that in your curry dish, Monjabo

Kayman's picture

3 weeks in Fight Club and CorteZ the Newbie asks to have his ass handed to him. If he could find his ass with both hands.


WAMO556's picture

Should have said "Sambo". One lak and lass a night!

Whiner's picture

Gentlemen, gen-tel-MEN! Now let's together turn the other cheek and say we are sorry. Ours is a universal movement of tolerance and progressive feelings toward our fellow citizens around the world. Now then, let's hold hands and sing," I'd like to teach the world to sing..." . A one'a, na'two'ah, three'ah. Eat my shorts you red dot faggot!

MsCreant's picture

I have seen him bash his own country, royally. All leadership, worldwide, is enthralled to TPTB. They all need a good bashing.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

I'm afraid that's not entirely true. Take... Egypt. Not the same PTB are everywhere.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Glad my objectivity in pol/nation-bashing has been noticed Ms. Gracias. ;-)


LouisDega's picture

Nice to meet you Cortez. Im Louis Dega, The best counterfeiter in France. National defence bonds, Circa 1929. My friend is Steve Mcqueen Aka escaped prisioner Papillion

laomei's picture

Then stop making the US suck so much

Chump's picture

Fat chance of that!  Get it?  Nation of fatties, waddling towards diabeetus?  See what I did there?

Aahahahaha I slay me.

Segestan's picture

Those Reds think they will survive.

slaughterer's picture

The audience should have lynched this douche CEO.  Weak accepting muppets need to take revenge.  

MsCreant's picture

The lynching would be more satisfying, but have less comic value. It's funny because it's true. Folks keep participating, knowing it is a criminal enterprise. Take the folks still in the market on this site...

Dr. Engali's picture

You are absolutely right. I am astounded that these " markets" are still active. Why people haven't taken their money and run is beyond me. I guess the addiction to gambling out weighs any common sense.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

she said nothing about an "addiction to gambling"

is that what she "meant"?

are you sure you understood msC?

mick_richfield's picture

First, the markets are not as active as they look.  Nobody's really there.  The FaceBook IPO will be remembered ( by the survivors ) as the last tango on the Titanic.

Second, you know, this is ZeroHedge.  It's not .  

I don't want to tell you guys that I put what money I had into food and land and silver 8 years ago, and now I'm writing a simulation to figure out how many solar cells and storage batteries I need to run my ground-source heat pump.

Like Hell Boy -- I just want to fit in.



Josh Randall's picture

We make change..that's what we do

Boilermaker's picture

Ah, yes, the first bank of change.  How do they make money? Simple...VOLUME.