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Blast From The Past: SNL Explains Wall Street

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Just because few have captured the essence of Wall Street quite like the following "Straight talk with Global Century" SNL skit from the recent past, which reminds us that the more things change, the more they stay the same: a timely reminder in the aftermath of the FB bloodbath.

Thanks to Mike Krieger for the reminder

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:12 | 2448063 SilverDosed
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Stranger in a Strange Land'd

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:27 | 2448111 slewie the pi-rat
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speaking of "strange", look what the NATO puppetry is up to, today (reporting to the UN puppetry?), and of course, everything was "legal", too.  and did you hear? zero US casualties!  none!  (so, turning over sovereign control of the US military works, see?):

NATO Operation Over Libya 2011 Shows Importance of Cooperation The members of the NATO alliance believe that the operation over Libya last year, showed once again the importance of cooperation between the alliance and its partners, in particularly with the EU such connections, especially in the areas of air-to-air refuelling, medical support, maritime surveillance and training.


Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:43 | 2448170 Xkwisetly Paneful
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They are marching on Geithner's office's where is the coverage?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:55 | 2448214 slewie the pi-rat
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who?  NATO?

who is "they"?  some prez0 job training project?  with signs? 

i think it's like professional wrestling, X_P:  timmah gave jamie a little smack-down last week over the orthodoxy ofVolkerism, and now timmah gets a little harmless show about how "bad" he is

tyler buys into this fight theme stuff, so stay tooned...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:12 | 2448265 Kayman
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Ya telling me wrastling ain't real ?  Say it ain't so...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:27 | 2448325 malikai
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It's ok guys. It is being spun as errors on NASDAQ. It should be up by at least 10000% once these orders are confirmed.


Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:50 | 2448391 slewie the pi-rat
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i would never say that about wrestling!

my 10-y.o. son and i grew up on theHulkster; andAndre; and mMan...

...and the female star, boobs-a-GoGo, sneaking up and laying these guys out with a well-swung folding chair... or intriguing with them, saucily, for belts the size of tables, made out of shiny plastic...

since life imitates art, i'd say we're pretty well set, here, as a family...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:49 | 2448799 francis_sawyer
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Chief Jay Strongbow ~ October 4, 1928 – April 3, 2012 ~ RIP

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:08 | 2449265 Orly
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In lieu of HIPAA, I did an MRI Lumbar Spine scan on The Spoiler once.  He was my favourite growing up.  Freak and huge, this guy.

If his jacked-up back is fake, I'd hate to see what you call "real."

Long live Chief Strongbow and long live The Spoiler!


Tue, 05/22/2012 - 01:11 | 2449884 Oh regional Indian
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orly, good to see you back around again.

Nice new perspectives?



Mon, 05/21/2012 - 22:22 | 2449551 WmMcK
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Really sorry to hear that. I've very fond memories of him fighting Bruno Sammartino.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:12 | 2448067 midgetrannyporn
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They should have had muppets for an audience.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:18 | 2448085 Oh regional Indian
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Fact is they do! ;-)



Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:28 | 2448116 Cortez the Killer
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little sick of you bashing the USA, dot head

why dont you stick to bashing your own fucked up country and its evil caste system

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:37 | 2448141 kridkrid
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Cognitive dissonance much?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:42 | 2448152 Oh regional Indian
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oooooh, Cortez the killer, I'm an equal opportunity basher twit. Take your jingoistic eyes to this, just yesterday, right here...

"India is the world's most capitally in-efficient country. Electricity is it's achilles heel.

And it's stuck with jaw crushing determination to the western way, ill fitting and power hungry as it is for the miliue...

Epic disaster unfolding.

But man, if you think America has been Hopeyed, India has been drinking the Hope Kool Aide since our supposed independence. "

Ref:  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/mortgage-crisis-hits-france-front-and-cent...


Now take your dim-wit, reactive, thin-skinned rayciss ass and go wrap yourself in old glory.


Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:43 | 2448166 Pladizow
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Take it easy curry boy!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:49 | 2448188 francis_sawyer
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 "Lighten up Francis"... (oh wait)!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2448208 Oh regional Indian
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If that is the best you can do....never mind, I rest my case.

And plus, this is fight club asshole, are you ganging up? Hmmmm? Don't think Mr. JIngoistic up there can handle this  "fight" alone? Breaking a RULE? Bad boy Pald, bad boy. 

What a doofus, I'm sure you sat up in chair, squared your shoulders a little, nursed your whiskey and the cold steel you always have at hand as you typed out that whip-saw of an insult. Eh?



Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:25 | 2448315 slewie the pi-rat
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rU the guy who claims to have served in both the USairForce and the imperialNavy0'india? 

you forgot the self-referencing link

but, you haven't lost, yet!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:10 | 2448483 Pladizow
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Please refer to my prior comment!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:21 | 2448900 slewie the pi-rat
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in my pirate-mind's eye, i frequently refer to the rack on your prior avatar, Pla_zow!

PLEASE! please me!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:10 | 2449123 MsCreant
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You must not remember the avatar before that one. His current avatar could be seen as an, uh, abstract representation of that one...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:23 | 2449151 Chump
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Interesting take on that.  I would've thought the opposite...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:13 | 2449272 Orly
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His ex was Chinese.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 23:26 | 2449673 MsCreant
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That was naughty funny. Great to see you out and about. Lots of old timers back in these here parts.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:04 | 2448242 financial apoca...
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i'm gonna come rape ur whole family you fuckin cracker

"curry boyz" are into white bitches fyi

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 22:52 | 2449614 superflyguy
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I too didn't know that until I watched Chris Hansen's show...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:53 | 2448203 Global Hunter
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I read that post of yours I believe yesterday...don't even need to click the link to confirm

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2448211 Cortez the Killer
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then why dont you devote your superior intellect to fixing the problems in your own regional shit hole.

Racist, nothing. Compared to India the USA is a fucking Utopia.

Stick that in your curry dish, Monjabo

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:19 | 2448290 Kayman
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3 weeks in Fight Club and CorteZ the Newbie asks to have his ass handed to him. If he could find his ass with both hands.


Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:31 | 2448738 WAMO556
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Should have said "Sambo". One lak and lass a night!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:55 | 2448808 Whiner
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Gentlemen, gen-tel-MEN! Now let's together turn the other cheek and say we are sorry. Ours is a universal movement of tolerance and progressive feelings toward our fellow citizens around the world. Now then, let's hold hands and sing," I'd like to teach the world to sing..." . A one'a, na'two'ah, three'ah. Eat my shorts you red dot faggot!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:03 | 2448833 francis_sawyer
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:34 | 2448926 neidermeyer
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SNL Royale Deluxe II (cars ride demo'd via circumcision)... http://www.hulu.com/watch/2323/saturday-night-live-royal-deluxe-ii

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:43 | 2448169 MsCreant
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I have seen him bash his own country, royally. All leadership, worldwide, is enthralled to TPTB. They all need a good bashing.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2448204 GeneMarchbanks
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I'm afraid that's not entirely true. Take... Egypt. Not the same PTB are everywhere.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:56 | 2448218 Oh regional Indian
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Glad my objectivity in pol/nation-bashing has been noticed Ms. Gracias. ;-)


Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:56 | 2448809 francis_sawyer
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I'm Gumby dammit!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:08 | 2448227 LouisDega
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Nice to meet you Cortez. Im Louis Dega, The best counterfeiter in France. National defence bonds, Circa 1929. My friend is Steve Mcqueen Aka escaped prisioner Papillion

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:24 | 2448312 laomei
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Then stop making the US suck so much

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:34 | 2449172 Chump
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Fat chance of that!  Get it?  Nation of fatties, waddling towards diabeetus?  See what I did there?

Aahahahaha I slay me.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:13 | 2448069 Segestan
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Those Reds think they will survive.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:15 | 2448072 slaughterer
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The audience should have lynched this douche CEO.  Weak accepting muppets need to take revenge.  

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:46 | 2448178 MsCreant
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The lynching would be more satisfying, but have less comic value. It's funny because it's true. Folks keep participating, knowing it is a criminal enterprise. Take the folks still in the market on this site...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:51 | 2448195 Dr. Engali
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You are absolutely right. I am astounded that these " markets" are still active. Why people haven't taken their money and run is beyond me. I guess the addiction to gambling out weighs any common sense.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:31 | 2448915 slewie the pi-rat
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she said nothing about an "addiction to gambling"

is that what she "meant"?

are you sure you understood msC?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:10 | 2449268 mick_richfield
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First, the markets are not as active as they look.  Nobody's really there.  The FaceBook IPO will be remembered ( by the survivors ) as the last tango on the Titanic.

Second, you know, this is ZeroHedge.  It's not www.oh-god-the-mayans-were-right.com .  

I don't want to tell you guys that I put what money I had into food and land and silver 8 years ago, and now I'm writing a simulation to figure out how many solar cells and storage batteries I need to run my ground-source heat pump.

Like Hell Boy -- I just want to fit in.



Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:16 | 2448077 Josh Randall
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We make change..that's what we do

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:27 | 2448112 Boilermaker
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Ah, yes, the first bank of change.  How do they make money? Simple...VOLUME.

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