Boehner Just Took Debt Ceiling Negotiations Back Five Steps, Calls Obama's Request "Blank Check", Invokes Visions Of Hank Paulson

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:46 | 1490427 rajat_bhatia
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I like fish!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:22 | 1490573 BlackSea
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I like for you to STFU troll.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:48 | 1490677 redpill
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We need the junk button back.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:04 | 1492983 rajat_bhatia
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I understand dude, u should've taken the Blue Pill

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 13:52 | 1491166 fuu
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 13:59 | 1491191 andybev01
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:46 | 1490429 mynhair
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Oweblahma is a simple idiotologue, and you can't fix stupid.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:55 | 1490699 redpill
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The president has made it pretty clear he sees this debate as inconvenient compared to his desire to create more ‘stimulus’ programs.  “I’d rather be talking about stuff that everybody welcomes – like new programs,” he said at a recent press conference.


Everybody welcomes?  Fuck you, sir!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 20:24 | 1492568 StychoKiller
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Demz Republicons iz doin' dis cuz Obama is black and dey is racis!

How Obama goin' pay my mo'gage wif no muny??


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:48 | 1490434 TruthInSunshine
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Defcon 2, bitchez!

Boner pulls out the Hank the Squid Paulson "give us we want, for me, Goldman Sachs & House of Morgue, or we'll tank your 401(k)s/IRAs/Retirement Accounts into oblivion, bitches" card, and uses it to double down against Obama, bitchez!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:23 | 1490576 cosmictrainwreck
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excellent portrait........ dear ol' Hank, just as I remember him <tosses breakfast>

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:27 | 1490590 SheepDog-One
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Theyre just setting up to seize all 401K's pensions and retirements anyway thats the whole goal of all of this. $5 trillion bucks....theyre not just going to leave that sitting out there all fattened up in the ETF's theyve been pumping all along. Shearing time is very near, america.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:35 | 1490628 LeBalance
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the teary-eyed Tammy Faye Boehner sez: "It was a complete surprise to me.  We never saw it coming, even though I've been doing lines and strippers here in DC since 1990.  Please, everyone remain calm, we can get out of this if everyone pitches in.  And by pitching in, I mean its law now and you did.  Thanks!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:29 | 1490842 Bananamerican
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"and in doing so making any compromise he may have been pursuing with the Tea Party virtually impossibly and certainly nearly unpracticable" (sic)

can the next upgrade include a grammar checker?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:47 | 1490437 monkeyboy
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I would like a $2.4 trillion blank check.



Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:36 | 1490631 LeBalance
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If your name is Mervyn, you got it.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:47 | 1490438 Version 7
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To default or not to default, to default or not to default, to default or not to default..

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:51 | 1490448 mynhair
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Fault the Ds.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:59 | 1490487 johny2
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default and jail the corrupt politicians and their paymasters. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:50 | 1490445 Tortfeasor
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For the love of pete, spellcheck please

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:58 | 1490478 rufusbird
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:57 | 1490479 rufusbird
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For the love of Pete, capitalize Pete!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:01 | 1490496 Lord Welligton
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Where the hell did it go?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:31 | 1490604 Long-John-Silver
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Left click and check "Check_Spelling"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:56 | 1490990 Lord Welligton
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:52 | 1490459 lizzy36
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Neither the GOP nor the democrats have a jobs plan.

The fact that both parties keep using the euphemism of "jobs" as a legitimacy for there economic policies should make everyone realize that the US as we all know it, was RIP'd this weekend. May take a couple of years for all to realize but essentially it is too broke to fix. Time for a reboot.

In the mean time #BTFD. Because as well all know there is no bad news just a buying opportunity.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:59 | 1490927 hedgeless_horseman
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“I’d rather be talking about stuff that everybody welcomes – like new programs,” he said at a recent press conference.

Everybody?  Really?  I, for one, do not welcome new programs, nor do I care much for most of the old programs.


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1490460 earnulf
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My God, the political BS!   Polls say this, Polls say that, I thought that our "elected" representatives were capable of rational, reasoned thought on their own?     The (R) side of the asile is digging in, blasting the lack of cuts in spending while saying not a thing about thier own stance on taxes.    Not to say the (D) side is blameless, but this is a (R) story, let's stick with that for the moment.     The fact is that our debt is such that every man, woman and child currently owes over 46K apiece.  For a family of four, that's a debt of 184K when the average household income is...wait for it....$46K per year.   So each family of four would have to devote their entire household income for FOUR years to pay off the debt, while living on nothing in the meantime.

The debate is over.   Default.   Live within your means like the rest of the populace.    Congress gets put on SS, not their golden retirement program.    We cannot afford the life our politicans lead.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:23 | 1490580 CrashisOptimistic
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They have pretty good methodology.  Their measure is Strongly Approve minus Strongly Disapprove.  

It stands at -21%.  Overwhelming disapproval.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:07 | 1490745 weinerdog43
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"They have pretty good methodology"

No. They. Do. Not.  In fact, Rasmussen is hacktackular.  They are the most consistently wrong pollster operating. 

Look, nobody likes Barry, but he still polls better than anyone in the idiot party. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:12 | 1490757 pazmaker
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yes them wascally wepublicans!!  it's all their fault!!!   Get your head out of your ass and realize the red team and blue team are on the same side.....and it it's not your side!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:10 | 1490758 pazmaker
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1490463 SheepDog-One
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One thing is CERTAIN, there will definitely not be free pallets of money air dropped over Wall St from Stratolifters this time around. 

No free ongoing prime rib and lobster all you can eat buffet, baloney sandwiches from here on out for markets. The big party is over.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1490465 JuicedGamma
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Bonds flying. TBT getting crushed.  Hope everyone has jumped off before the train plows into the end of the line.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1490466 Jim in MN
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What, Geithner on his knees doesn't cut no ice with Boehner?

It worked for Paulson with Pelosi....and hey, isn't that little ol' Financial Armageddon thing a major trigger for all this here borrowing?  Wasn't that a Republican Super Emergency?

Really.  Plenty of shame yet no humility.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:53 | 1490679 nonclaim
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Can you imagine Geithner giving the Paulson speech and being just as effective, bazooka and all?

No way! Geithner does not have the physical stature to demand anything...

On the other hand, had it been Geithner then and failed to get the money we would probably be in much better shape now.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:54 | 1490467 the not so migh...
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this boner means business.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:54 | 1490468 Lord Welligton
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The president is demanding a $2.4 trillion debt limit increase all at once

Isn't Boehner correct here? There's no need to have it all at once. The "situation" could be saved by allowing a $500bn raise. Obama wants to get to the end of his term without having to come back and ask for more. Anybody got money on Obama dropping out of the 2012 race?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:23 | 1490578 SRV - ES339
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Funny how Boner was fine raising the limit every year for Bush without the Kabuki Theater... but of course all the good little TP sheeple will fall in line in support of holding the country hostage to gut social programs in order to pay bills that have already been approved by congress.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:31 | 1490608 r101958
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Slightly different situation right at the present.....wouldn't ya say?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:34 | 1490622 SRV - ES339
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Only because Boehner is being played by the TP... you can see it in his face, he has lost any influence (if he had any).

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:38 | 1490640 V in PA
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Not if you're blinded by a hatred for Bush and all things GOP. Isn't that right SRV?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:45 | 1490669 SRV - ES339
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Absolutely not... without the TP, the GOP has some fine ideas.

As for Bush... he was a disaster but that's yesterdays news.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:18 | 1490799 weinerdog43
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How about answering the question? 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:37 | 1490636 CrashisOptimistic
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Bills that have already been approved by Congress are like a service contract on your fridge.

It can be cancelled at any time.

In contrast to this is borrowed money.  That's a loan.  If you do not service a loan, that's a default.

A cancelled service contract is not a default.  Pay the cancellation fee and move on.  A failed debt payment is a default, and only a failed debt payment is a default.


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:44 | 1490667 V in PA
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I got this one SRV.

But what about the kids and teachers?? The police and firefighters!?! Grandma!!!!! Are you willing to let grandma die, while your daughter goes without an education because we can't hire teachers. Just $2.4 trillion more and everything will be alright.

I blame the TEA party or TP sheeple.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:54 | 1490694 SRV - ES339
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Have your fun, thump your TP chest while you can... keep going after teachers, fire fighters, granny, and social programs then go to the people in 2012... I'm thinkin' about some good old (Wisconsin like) buyers remorse!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:16 | 1490787 Glasater55
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No remorse in WI.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:19 | 1490804 weinerdog43
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Then how do explain all the "Recall Walker" stickers I see everywhere?

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