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BofA Warns Upcoming "Desperate Measures" By Authorities Will Result In Another 2008 Market Collapse

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Last week we had Citigroup warning that the market bottom is about to fall out, as the Fed is more than likely to disappoint already very lofty expectations (according to various estimates from both Goldman and the second Tier banks, i.e., all of them, the market has priced in roughly $500 billion in QE3 already). Today, Bank of America, which may or may not be with us much longer, has taken this desperate alarmism several notches further, and is warning that due to the gridlock in both the fiscal ("fiscal authorities have bombarded the markets with a quadraphonic message of hopelessness") and monetary ("the Fed is out of bullets anyway") stimulative pathways, the likely outcome of anything from DC will be nothig short of a disaster. To wit: "rather than a repeat of 2010, when the Fed saved the day with QE2, we think we are moving closer to a repeat of 2008, when major policy errors devastated the economy." For once we actually agree with Bank of America: "In our view, the pressure to “do something” is now far more likely to result in more desperate or radical measures, even if it is bad policy." Does this mean that we are looking at a TARP "vote down" market reaction this Friday if indeed the chairman disappoints? We will know for sure in about 100 hours, which just may be the longest 100 hours for bulls since the start of the artificial and solely QE inspired bear market levitation in March of 2009. 

From Bank of America, "Deja Vu"

Summers just haven’t gone that well for markets in recent years. Many have noted the similarities between 2011 and 2010, or even 2008, but in fact the interest rate pattern in each of the past six years has been depressingly and remarkably similar: rising rates and economic optimism in the first half of the year ultimately giving way to pessimism and lower rates in the second half. It indeed seems like we have been here before. But rather than a repeat of 2010, when the Fed saved the day with QE2, we think we are moving closer to a repeat of 2008, when major policy errors devastated the economy.

For mortgages and housing, the 6-year pattern appears particularly problematic. Rates have hit new lows in each successive year since 2006 (Chart 13) but the response, in terms of increased home purchase mortgage applications (Chart 14), has also decreased in each year. The latest week’s sharp 9% drop in purchase activity, as mortgage rates hit a record low, was especially disturbing. The purchase index has not yet taken out the low from a year ago, but it is close to doing so. It appears as if the Fed’s multi-year move to lower rates has been pushing on a string all along when it comes to housing demand. The muted response of the refinancing index (Chart 15), while good for the IO trade we have long recommended, is another indication of the bad news on the mortgage and housing front.

Regardless, as Ethan Harris and Michelle Meyer note in Helplessly Hoping, the Fed is about out of bullets anyway. Meanwhile, the “fiscal authorities have bombarded the markets with a quadraphonic message of hopelessness,” proving that they are “too dysfunctional to deal with the US’s massive fiscal problems.” The situation in Europe appears to be even worse. Against this backdrop, economic risks are increasingly skewed to the downside, indicating that risk aversion is the appropriate market positioning.

We have been steadily adjusting our more optimistic view of risk taking in securitized products downward over the past month, as the debt ceiling debacle and its devastating market impact became reality. At this point, after another week of discouraging market and economic data (most notably for us the mortgage application data cited above), we turn more negative and see little reason to have anything but a market weight exposure to securitized products, in spite of the attractive nominal valuations (Chart 16, Table 5). Within agency MBS, we switch to a down-in-coupon bias and recommend paring back on IO exposure. In credit, our bias is to the highest quality, top-of-the-capital structure bonds.

The environment has become too overwhelmed by uncertainty, particularly on the policy front. In our view, the pressure to “do something” is now far more likely to result in more desperate or radical measures, even if it is bad policy. The most obvious immediate candidate for this is the concern that has hung over the agency MBS market for the past year: elimination of institutional obstacles to refinancing such as loan level pricing adjustments (LLPA) as a quid pro quo for a cut in the preferred dividend payments. The muted refinancing response to historically low interest rates shown in Chart 15 likely has become unacceptable from a policy perspective, and responses are available.

This, along with the increased possibility of a low for long rate environment, particularly if the Fed implements Operation Twist as expected, requires us to reset the benign prepayment expectations we have had over the past year. The capacity argument we made just last week now appears less likely to stand in the rapidly evolving political and economic environment. Just as banks have been pressured to modify existing borrowers, we can look for pressure to be exerted on banks to expand capacity, lower the primary-secondary spread, and refinance high rate borrowers who have faced challenges moving through the refinancing pipeline. In addition, the simple economic incentives of the refinancing business should help drive capacity expansion.

 


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Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Just about a month ago weren't all the banks holding hands and singing Kumbaya? I smell a coordinated dump.

Can we get a courtesy flush please?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Can we have Bank of America wipe its own ass, please?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Fukushima Sam
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:46 | Link to Comment egdeh orez
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Longest 100 hours is a victory for the bulls!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:53 | Link to Comment malusDiaz
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The Mark aka BoA, has learned of what role its about to play...

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:12 | Link to Comment zenbones
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Somebody's gotta be sacrificed to Mammon.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The Bernank will forget to sterilize the AIDS-Ebola-FleshEatingBacterium contaminated needle and/or give a fatal dose of Heroin to the Wall Street Junkies who now are completely jonesing for a fix.

Their skin is crawling and they have imaginary snakes, spiders and roaches crawling all over their bodies.

Hurry Bernank! Administer the fatal dose!

Do it, Bernank, do it!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:31 | Link to Comment redpill
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Wikileaks confirms destruction of BofA bombshell evidence:

http://www.businessinsider.com/wikileaks-bank-of-america-daniel-domschei...

 

Seems like BofA handed out phat bonuses to the script kiddies.

Is that why Assange is off the hook?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:53 | Link to Comment akenathon
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okay let's assume that this time around no one get fundings as in 2008...

1) Run on banks...I personally think that if that happens...they will close the banks after 48 hours

2) People get killed on the Treasuries as the money will be for sure blocked for "other" purposes...which are numerous

3) The world's finance as we know it will cease to exist

4) They will revalue the US dollar and Europe will follow (they are both the biggest holders of Gold) by attaching to the US dollar

5) They will make US dollar convertible into Gold at a rate far higher than today as such that all the liabilities are covered by Gold assets

6) China will be left with nothing and their hopes to become a financial super power are wiped out in a single day as all their assets will be down 50%

So if money gets nothing and Bretton Woods II is to come back where to put the money apart from Gold?

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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So if money gets nothing and Bretton Woods II is to come back where to put the money apart from Gold?

 

1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d10 4p6 5s1 4d10

 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 02:35 | Link to Comment Cast Iron Skillet
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you a goddamn chemist or something? just say, "SILVER!!!" :-)

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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"Desperation is a stinky cologne." --  Chief Bruce Grady

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:48 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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In other words BOA is up shit creek without a paddle if the Fed doesn't 'do something'

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Freddie
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I guess BOA's mortgages, HEILOCs and credit cards they handed out to illegal aliens did not go very well.  Real estate armageddon brought to you by community organizers.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:33 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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"Bank of Amigos"

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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a firehose and a hazmat suit

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Lord Welligton
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and Fulfilled by Amazon.

Gift-wrap available.

That's just sick.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Use of Weapons
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When I thought my mind could no longer be shocked, I discover an entire market of Chinese made plastic appendages designed so fatties can wipe. That's about the only growth sector in the US economy at the moment, pissed off I missed it.

 

Times were when that was a royally appointed position, or you paid good money to a nurse - democracy in action, one supposes.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:47 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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You may be shocked but I'm actually becoming quite annoyed with Dr. Bernanke. Bernanke has become frustratingly hawkish over the course of this year and my equity portfolio is now heavily underwater due to his lack of decisiveness. I sincerely believe it is time for Obama to pick a new Fed chairman who has the courage to provide the monetary stimulus that this economy is BEGGING for.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment walküre
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Not sure if you're joking. But you actually make sense. Dr. Ben hasn't done what is required.

Ask yourself why. Answer, he's not there to serve YOU. His friends have made it rich and now you're going to loose.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Joe Sixpack
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Are you sure he is not one of the Bernank's pals? Maybe he is still waiting for his payout (ala Madoff).

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment walküre
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Perhaps. But what just comes to mind is that Obama could put the blame squarely on Bernanke if the economy goes into the toilet and ride his 2012 campaign to go "all in" with Americans on the back of failed Fed policies.

MillionDollarBonuses may be a troll, but there's an angle to the rhetoric.

Obviously most here know that QE's intention was a "Friends of Ben" program.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:27 | Link to Comment rgd
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Dr. Bernanke is the student of the Great Depression.  He doesn't have to answer to nobody.  He knows what he is doing.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:08 | Link to Comment tgatliff
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Exactly.  He is a student of the Great Depression.  Not a teacher... And we all know the kinds of mistakes students can make...  It is rather obvious that Mr. B didnt learn enough about what actually occurred during the GD...  

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:41 | Link to Comment johnnynaps
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Yep, also makes him perfectly qualified to handle the toxic market that was created well AFTER the Great Depression. Just like hiring a specialist that works on antique Fords to fix your 2011 Lexus.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Smiddywesson
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Uncle Ben tried to restart the economy, but Uncle Alan blew the engine.  Since then, Ben has been very successful in keeping the markets afloat, kicking the can, and getting gold into the vaults of central banks. 

Not a bad job from thier point of view, but TPTB are not out of the woods yet.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:50 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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You're on to something here.   How can He be considered a failure?  Has He not done everything the Banks have wanted Him to do?   How can He be out of bullets when He has the golden printing press?   Bullets come in all forms and He has the ultimate weapon.   Praise be unto His Highest.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment TheTmfreak
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This post is bullish for heroin injections.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment mfoste1
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troll

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Chairsatan Kkkrugman it is!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Confused
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LOVE THIS GUY!  He is too funny.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Popo
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That was supposed to be a joke, right?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:00 | Link to Comment rbsx
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The question is not whether American industry is begging for it, but rather if it deserves it.

The only purpose QE3 will serve is akin to keeping Terry Schiavo on life support, you can keep industry alive, but keeping it alive through artificial life support, rather than industry innovating to keep competitive and sustainable worth it?

There, for all intents and purposes been 2 bail outs, yet most industries are suffering. Is it the fault of the politicians? Sure partly, but does some of the responsibility lie with the businesses that have made bad decisions? Even more so.

3 strikes and business is out man, time to let them sink like they deserve.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Nice one Hamy!!!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment eureka
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Will there be a moment of truth? Death to the bull by the toreador of no bailouts?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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Well, you know, The Bernank has more important banking matters on his plate right now.

 

That would be The European Banks, of course.

Once he's finished doling out a few Trillion to the PIIG banking cartel

THEN he will get around to taking care of the American banking cartel.

Or, are they all one and the same, perhaps?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Shitters_Full
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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BAC pay off has been successful.

http://en.wikinoticia.com/Technology/general-technology/95029-openleaks-...

OpenLeaks founder destroys cables WikiLeaks Bank Of America

Daniel Domscheit-Berg, founder of OpenLeaks who defected from WikiLeaks last year, has announced (later confirmed by Assange ) the destruction of the cache of 3,500 documents that had not seen the light of WikiLeaks. Thousands of documents that were entered 5GB of Bank of America had taken with him when he left the organization with a server. The reason, it has the same Domscheit, maintain safety of informants.

The data will never see the light refers to a series of cables obtained by WikiLeaks between January 2010 and August of that year. Daniel himself has been Domscheit-Berg who leaked documents the destruction of the German newspaper Spiegel .

Apparently, Berg Domscheit WikiLeaks left with a server of the organization that contained a large number of yet unpublished material.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:52 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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Who is the Dumbshit-Berg guy again?   He took off with the goods and then trashed them -- er what?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:58 | Link to Comment 01022010
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"coordinated dump"  reminded me of this:  http://bobchapman.blogspot.com/2011/05/they-will-pull-plug-for-economy-before.html

pieces are starting to come together??

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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If Zimbabwe Ben doesn't come through in Jackson Asshole we might just see the Mother Of All (MOA) coordinated dumps after all.

Go long popcorn and a real time market feed.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:53 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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Sounds like I need to go long Charmin.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Either that, or stop using your left hand for eating...

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:01 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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CD--are we reaching "Peak Popcorn?"  Especially with 1/2 of the corn crop going to Ethanol production (not that there's anything wrong with that, except when it's burned).

T'would be a shame, peak popcorn.

- Ned

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Life of Illusion
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Bof A over 50 billion in assets.

Dodd-Frank gives Fed full control.

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:35 | Link to Comment bbaez
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Can we guess who will get first crack at the estate sale?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Smiddywesson
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I used to think the dollar was going to go to zero, but I also came to the realization that if all the central banks and governments are coordinating kicking the can and suppressing gold prices while they buy cheap gold, they will coordinate the crash too. 

There's no way the banks of the world are going to let us pay off our mortgages with funny money.  They will pull the plug and move us to a gold related standard before they take that haircut.  If they are successfull in amassing enough gold first, they will be not only solvent but incredibly wealthy.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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Well, I'm holding on to my 1000 share block bought at $7.37; I'saying $6.50 is a double bottom; at $6.35, I'm sayin "good bye"  A mere flesh wound. Although I wish people at the bank would keep their damn mouth shut; we don't need to hear no stuff about financial problems anounced by a Bank. Don't they have any sense, or what?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Grifters need to stay on script.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:35 | Link to Comment fiftybagger
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Wow, yer brave.  Remember Bear Sterns?  closed Friday at 30, opened Moday at 2.  All paper will burn in the coming bonfire.  Physical gold and silver only.

Silver For The People

http://www.youtube.com/user/BrotherJohnF?feature=mhee

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Praetorian Guard
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...for the love of god. Do you realize what happens if "paper burns" globally? Silver and Gold will be the LAST thing on your mind. Count on ML, CooP, CoG, etal, as the State makes a last ditch attempt to keep together the empire. PM's won't do you anygood. Pray this does not happen, though from a mathematical and logical perspective it will, as hell will be on Earth.

 

https://www.gunsgrubandgold.com/forum

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:55 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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With moves like that you need to post under a different username.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:57 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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I'll take the other side of that trade. I sold >100 options today AGAINST you.

I would hedge myself if I were you, friend.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:03 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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i hope they were deep in the money, honey!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment mt paul
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IQ 145

are you the new robo trader....

got the other side 

of your trade

thanx ..

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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Besides BofA - what is the next worst US bank?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Lord Koos
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Chase

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:47 | Link to Comment persu
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S&P low 666, s&p dropped 6.66 and now BAC 6.66....just a pure coincidence?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment The Piker
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Good relative strength in FAZ again

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment CPL
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Keep a trailing stop loss and make sure you don't hold over night.

 

Good luck chief.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Long straddle

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment snowball777
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"Wide stance"

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment nantucket
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paging senator craig, paging senator larry craig, please enter the white "courtesy" stall

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Reporter at Jackson Hole:  How can you shoot Americans?

Bernanke:  Easy, you just don't lead them as much.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E......

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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I am going to be in Jackson Hole during the summit - BUT where is the actual location , hotel, or conference held at?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Justinx34
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I am going to be in Jackson Hole during the summit - BUT where is the actual location , hotel, or conference held at?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:55 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Look for the guy who will now be following you around. He'll be wearing a dark suit and sunglasses, pretending to read a newspaper with one finger stuck in his ear. Ask him where the conference is being held.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:57 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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They don't use shoe phones any more?  Dang.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Lol

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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"Ankle grasp".....

Used the AM rally to reload on the SDS that was called away last friday... looking good so far... Hedged by selling the weekly 27 and 28 calls. ~3% premium for some that is 8% out of the money (at the time)...

,,,,S777, if I didn't know better, you were enjoying yourself in the GW thread. 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:06 | Link to Comment fwchiro
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Confucious say: Man who straddle fence have sore crotch

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment King_of_simpletons
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Economy be damned. The mandate for the Federal Reserve is to show that they are "standing by to help" and that they will. One can only wonder who they are trying to help.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:14 | Link to Comment zenbones
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Not me, not you, not your neighbor, and not your momma.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Long hot summer, bitchez.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Hi Ho Silver
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No worries. After all it's only transitory.

Now pass the iced tea.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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There is only one solution:   Krugman's Anti Space Alien Defense Program (Big-Space).  

Captain:  "Scotty, we need more money!"

Scotty:  "I'm not sure she'll take much more of this, Captain.".

 

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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Scotty:  "I'm not sure she'll take much more of this, Captain.".

 

Scotty:  "I'm not sure she'll print much more of this, Captain.".

 

Fixed it for you.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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LJS,

If "she" is the economy, then I will take NARM's version over yours. She just can't take it.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:28 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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"Any more, Captain, and she'll blow!"

No disrespect meant, MsCreant.  ;- )

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Friday will be interesting.  I think the bulls are going to be disappointed when Bernanke doesn't announce QE3 like he did QE2.  Could we see a -500 to -1000 day?  Definitely possible.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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Well,  you can't have the Loan Ranger save the day unless the town-folk are being threatened.    The 1000 point drop is the cue the Loan Ranger needs.

 

Tonto:   "Kemo Sabe, the music, it starts..." 

 

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Jonas Parker
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Tonto: "What you mean 'we', paleface?"

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:26 | Link to Comment narnia
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we're not going to get QE3 (at least, officially).

that said, don't rule out obama preempting bernanke with lord buffet & darth krugman on each side & the imperial court of 12 standing behind them with a "bold" central fiscal plan.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Ancona
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They are pushing poor Beelzebernanke in to a tight spot here.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Oh, fer God's sake. 

TAKE THE HAIRCUTS

CANCEL BONUSES

Go out of business if you can't take a simple downturn.

PS NO WHINING

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment V in PA
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Yeah! And eat your fucking pees too!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Either we get billions in bonuses, or thats IT we're taking down the whole country with us!!

Top o the world MA! TOP O THE WORLD! 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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[Tom Hanks] There's no crying in usury! [/Tom Hanks]

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:10 | Link to Comment nantucket
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from day one the bondholders have been protected from losses and the public was forced to eat them.  there was more than enough total capital at the culprit banks to absorb the losses of marking to market...but it would have wiped out equity holders and haircut bondholders up to 50%.  the federal gub'mint didn't allow it...a crime...and it stuck joe taxpayer right in the arse.  pretty sweet deal.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Sweet until the implications of a lost generation of steroidal Japanification become apparant.  As in now, with at least fifteen years to go.

Oops.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:41 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Jim in MN,

Amen Bro.....................

CANCEL BONUSES

After the news of the SECRET 1.2 TRILLION dumped on Wall Street.................these SOB's (all of them) need to be tarred and feathered, and ran out of town on a rail.

This entire DEBACLE is "BEYOND THE PALE".

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Brindle702
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Can we get a new world currency?  This one sucks now.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment baby_BLYTHE
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only if it resembles something like this

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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The new world currency is Gold. Hugo Chavez just figured that out a few days ago. More will come to understand that as well.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Smiddywesson
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The new world currency is Gold. Hugo Chavez just figured that out a few days ago. More will come to understand that as well.

It is remarkable that some don't see this when the only long term action being taken by the banks is their gold buying.  The fact that gold buying makes their short term situation worse by tying up capital shows that gold figures prominently in their future plans.  And yet, everyone wants to talk about stocks.  This is truely amazing, right up there with the tulip bubble.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Raymond Reason
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You're right, man.  When everything else they do is such an obvious "quick fix", buying gold seems out of character.  

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment YHC-FTSE
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Yep, amazing. 401K, bonuses, insurance, M&A and HFT come to mind when "everyone" talks about stocks. They (MSM) talk about it because that is all they know - we've all heard them refer to PMs as "Relics" and "Barbaric". Any other investment vehicle that does not involve the fantasy rigged casino of Wall St. might as well be Martian to them.

 

There's the other thing too: Reality. The reality of fiat money is that 99% does not exist. I mean it. 99% of all wealth exist merely as numbers stored on machines and does not have any physical presence at all. That folding paper money and coins in your pocket represent just 1% of all money in existence. And that's the rub. If TPTB had to deal with real assets, real human endeavours, and real human ingenuity to get rich, they would never be able to con so many people with magic money they "create" out of thin air by fractional reserve and monetary policies. I dare say money should represent something physical - not merely PMs but even as a calculation of human effort and ingenuity - anything to make it impossible for the banks and governments to defraud people. And gold is a good start to make a medium of exchange and convenience that represents the value of human effort. 

 

TPTB have had it so easy for so long, siphoning off trillions that cannot ever be paid off even if they had another planet full of Americans working their heads off for the next 100 yrs. So what do you think they will do? Allow you to control your own wealth? Your own life and your own destiny? Fat chance. They will fight gold as a medium of exchange, tooth and nail, ultimately confiscating it from the public with voluntary and then compulsory sale of your gold to the government at a price they dictate, and they will use all the tricks of the trade - your sense of patriotism to "help America recover" - to do it. Its happened before, it has happened recently elsewhere, and it will happen again. Without the fiat USD they cannot con all of the people all the time. It is their lifeblood and if their enmity against any country that has asked for gold in exchange for commodities is an indication, they will kill to keep the status quo. 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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What irony: at long last, right before it is about to go out of business, BAC has a clear perspective on the market. 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Like a fall-down drunk on his deathbed...gets 1 little moment of sudden clarity.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:46 | Link to Comment V in PA
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Amy Winehouse bitchez

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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Q: What is the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped?

 

A: A moped can reach 30.   ba boom tssh.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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What do they say about a dying person's life flashing through his brain just before expiring?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment JohnG
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The last thing that goes through a bug's brain as he hits the windshield is his ass.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Poetic injustice
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They say, all balance sheets flash before eyes of management, before they are all kicked out.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Smiddywesson
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When your boss shoves all its worthless MBS paper in your pension fund, your perspective suddenly becomes crystal clear.

They will be lucky if some middle aged employee doesn't go postal in their office space.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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BOA is DOA

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Arrowhead
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in death it may have a bernank movement from it's jackson hole, lookout

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Huh....equity markets seem to just LOVE the news of impending collapse!!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment oa92000
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http://www.thestreet.com/story/11227072/1/kass-selling-storm-might-be-clearing.html

 

Doug Kass great article about HFT damaging the market & economy & SEC...

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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What's his view on gold?

Lol...

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment IMA5U
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Markets are green.  People are too comfortable.  Because the market expects

 

A BAIL OUT!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Right, and not getting one. 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Cassandra Syndrome
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Ha ha! This is akin to the Lusitania warning us about the Titanic!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment TheGoodDoctor
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Fuck Bank of America. Flush that turd down the toilet. Self serving fucking assholes. They couldn't even follow their own policies when they wanted me to stop using their fucking credit card. Stop using it or go up to 30%. Well I stopped using it, cut it up, filled out their paper work, and sent it in. The next bill, 30% interest rate.

Bank of America is one TBTF that I can't wait to see fail. Capitalize your fucking bank!

Oh, and good morning people of Zero Hedge!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Rick64
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 "we think we are moving closer to a repeat of 2008, when major policy errors devastated the economy."

Major policy errors? What about the major fraudulent activity these assnoles were involved in that caused the whole problem to begin with. Jesus Christ the arrogance is unbelievable.

They look at the problem and not the cause. 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:59 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Dude, I had the exact same thought when I read the article. Major policy errors. Huh? Didn't the policies save the banks asses and allow for billions in bonuses? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Fuck off.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 21:41 | Link to Comment NumNutt
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I agree with you, fuck BofA, only problem is that is one big turd. I don't think it will go down easy. which means it will take all of us broke ass tax payers to help push it down and out. Everyone get ready to get some shit on your hands, the feds are going to expect some help from all of us....

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE

 

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Great Work Product as always Reggie!

 

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Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Doyle Hargraves
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The full blown AIDS infected junkie begging for its last lethal fix, I suppose.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Stax Edwards
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Naaaaa, J-Dub is always all bombastic & shit.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Perhaps somebody should remind BofA that BANKS had more than a little to do with the clusterfuck of 2008?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Rick64
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+1000  The arrogance of these banks is unbelievable.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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What happens if BAC goes down? Last time, when Lehman blew up, it nearly destroyed the entire world economy... they were a few billion away from total collapse.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/02/09/695504/-USA-was-3-hrs-away-from...

USA was 3 hrs away from Economic, Political Collapse in September 2008

According to Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D) (PA-11), in mid-September of 2008, the United States of America came just three hours away from the collapse of the entire economy. In a span of 2 hours, $550 billion was drawn out of money market accounts in an electronic run on the banks.

Rep. Kanjorski: "It would have been the end of our economic system and our political system as we know it."

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Doyle Hargraves
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Good f*cking riddance to it!

"F*ck the system, YOU can bring it down!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNAVD1MfAYo

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment trav7777
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I can't agree with that...certainly monetary collapse was at hand.  But that doesn't mean the lights have to go out.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:15 | Link to Comment nantucket
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i just don't buy the armagedden scenario that the politicians warned about, they have been totally wrong far too often.  and they relied on hank paulson for the forecast.  that's a deal breaker right htere.  and...the collapse could have been brief, deep, and well into a health recovery by now compared to the slow bleed playing out right now

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Personally, I was far better prepared then too.  This slow bleed is killing me.  

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:57 | Link to Comment johnnynaps
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Yeah, me too. I drank half of my savings away. Guess it's time to reload the bar......since gold is way out of my price range!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Kayman
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lolmao500

In a span of 2 hours, $550 billion was drawn out of money market accounts in an electronic run on the banks

Why worry ? The Fed can keystroke that $ amount in a millisecond.

Even though your children will be paying for it over a lifetime.

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Smiddywesson
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Rep. Kanjorski: "It would have been the end of our economic system and our political system as we know it."

And it would have saved our country, punished the gamblers who ruined us, and prevented generations of Americans from living a life of abject poverty because they were rewarded for their folly.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:29 | Link to Comment rwe2late
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Rep. Kanjorski: "It would have been the end of our economic system and our political system as we know it."

Yes, it could well have meant the end for:

 a debt-fueled military godzilla, an insatiable financial vampire, and lobbyist-drugged zombie politicians.

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:50 | Link to Comment snakeboat
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Somebody sick a nasty ass honeybadger on that Kanjorski guy.  Hate that guy.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment oogs66
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Didn't Bac just reiterate their bullish year end target a couple of weeks ago???

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:45 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Yep, I dont feel sorry for any of these bullshitters not even 1 bit.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:26 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Bear Sterns had that infamous conference call before lights-out. -Ned

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Now all we need is Jim Cramer to tell everybody that there is no chance of BOA failing then its a done deal.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 17:03 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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You beat me to the punch line, Rick.    Good one!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Good to see you around.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:44 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Clusterflock of black swans circling....shit hawks right behind them waiting their turn on the carcass of america.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 18:09 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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That's what I've always liked about Black Swans.  They are so scarce, they are really valuable.  Why, I remember that Keene guy on Boomberg in the fall of '08, saying "Folks, that's a nine-standard-deviation move!"

Too bad that Taleb couldn't have gotten a royalty on "Black Swan".  I think that Krugman did manage to get royalties on "Green Shoots."  Wonderin' how that is working out.

- Ned

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:44 | Link to Comment DefiantSurf
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Hmmm, I have a BAC credit card with a $30k limit...maybe I need to go shopping this afternoon

 

 

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Strom
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Head over to your local PM dealer and load up on gold and silver...

and stop off and pick up some lead on the way home.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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reverse.  don't leave the metal in the car.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:45 | Link to Comment ??
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Roubini is out calling for $500b

he's one of them, isn't he

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:46 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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$500 billion from where? For what? Keeping the bankrupt bankers bonus billions flowing? We're WELL past full retard.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 14:50 | Link to Comment ??
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actually  I think he's trying for a job in the sadminstration cause he goes on to say the money should be spent on solar panels and schools

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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OMG, another fucking Phd. who's totally out of contact with reality. He needs to be de-programmed.

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