Boys And Girls: It's Rule 48 Time

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2011 09:14 -0400

Rule 48

Ahhhhh, just like the good ole times.

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Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:16 | 1536542 jstalin

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

BITCHEZ!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:20 | 1536568 Jim in MN

They forgot the strudel for Sgt. Schultz, gonna be hell to pay.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1536608 Haywood Jablowme

....AND WHEN ADDING THE 2 DIGITS FROM "48" TOGETHER YOU GET 12. 12 IS ALSO CONTAINED IN THE YEAR 2012......TODAY'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN' BLOOD-BATH LMFAO

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:30 | 1536618 johnQpublic

rule 48 is to prevent a blood bath i believe

nhl rule 48....illegal check to the head

appropriate or what?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:34 | 1536649 Haywood Jablowme

down 200 off the bat.....must suck for those that still have IRA's. The algos are gonna have a field day today.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:48 | 1536726 Pegasus Muse

The Bankster's/Hedge Fund HFT assault on gold and silver miners, so far, is not as severe as I anticipated based on their need to beat down the enthusiam about reaching $1700 gold.

Looks like the about the only investors holding the Miners now are the Strong Hands who know the Miners = hugely discounted gold and silver (based on current prices).

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:19 | 1537585 TheFourthStooge-ing

Breaking news: SEC planning to implement Rule 34.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536603 Esso

Is it too early for popcorn? It must be 8PM somewhere, right?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:16 | 1536543 mayhem_korner

If I close my eyes, you can't see me.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536559 Jim in MN

I'm hiding behind this middle finger.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536564 AwlDone

+1 If you had the ball, you could just take it home with you too!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1536639 Cursive

@mayhem_korner

LOL. Classic. They haven't advanced from pre-K.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:17 | 1536546 johngaltfla

I've seen this movie before and it ended like crap in March 2009. So is the sequel going to be any better?

I doubt it.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1536573 LoneStarHog

It depends upon the term "better" ... Can anyone name a single movie where the sequel was "better" than the original ... The more sequels in the original chain the more disastrous each becomes ... We are headed for the Abyss, which was a great movie with no sequel.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1536594 caerus

the empire strikes back? maybe...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:32 | 1536629 CrankItTo11

And Return of The Jedi was by far the best movie of that trilogy. (And no, I don't even consider the 3 prequels as being Star Wars)

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:10 | 1536802 LMAO

Well Hog, that was easy!

Debbie Does Dallas 2, 3 and 4, Debbie Does Dallas 99, Debbie Does Dallas:The Next Generation

I'm confident any SEC employee (excl. possibly Debbie) would agree with me on this one.

LMAO

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:15 | 1536900 DosZap

The entire Bourne Series.........

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536599 Snidley Whipsnae

'God Father II' was a decent sequel...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:55 | 1537137 Yen Cross

+1 Good Fellas also!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536600 fuu

Aliens.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:31 | 1536628 mayhem_korner

Worth debating. Hudson's quotes in Aliens might give it the nod. But I just watched both back-to-back and the storyline and creepiness of the original is tough to beat.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:28 | 1536973 Harlequin001

Hudson, you mean the whining, lilly livered pussy that never stopped whinging all the way through the movie?

Talk about quitting at the first opportunity. Didn't look much like a steely eyed special killer to me; all wind and whining piss. Typical US Marine...

If you want a real quote look to the 'Jungle Book'.

I'm gone man... solid gone...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:34 | 1536642 caerus

thats it man...game over man...game over!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:50 | 1536732 Abitdodgie

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536606 MisterMousePotato

Aliens.

The Star Trek whale movie.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:01 | 1536791 Chris Jusset

Star Trek II, "The Wrath of Khan," surpassed Star Trek I

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:30 | 1536993 Harlequin001

The Simpsons...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1536607 Ponzi Unit

Road Warrior

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:45 | 1536706 Bananamerican

Spiderman

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:30 | 1536617 Esso

The six "Thin Man" movies were pretty decent.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:32 | 1536632 johnQpublic

return of the king

wrath of kahn

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:38 | 1536671 pops

Mr. Moto movies and Road to Zanzibar.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:17 | 1537258 CrockettAlmanac.com

Gotta love Nick and Nora. William Powell is hilarious and Myrna Loy is hot.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:32 | 1536631 John Law Lives

The Godfather II and Aliens were high quality sequels.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1536636 mayhem_korner

Evil Dead 2 was better than Evil Dead.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:40 | 1536682 johnQpublic

true that

forgotten that movie existed

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:48 | 1536719 Poule Mouillee

The Road Warrior tops Mad Max, without question. Thunderdome is another story....

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:28 | 1536969 Smiley

Hellraiser 2?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:57 | 1537157 Yen Cross

All the HellRaisers are GOLDEN!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:29 | 1536983 baby_BLYTHE

Godfather II

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:38 | 1537036 Harlequin001

Now that was a superb film, but I'm not sure it was better than Godfather 1, which was itself excellent...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:32 | 1542878 KowPie

Fall of a Nation. Or as stated down thread... Debbie does Dallas 2,3,4, et all.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:18 | 1536550 agNau

When do we get Rule 49?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1536635 Long-John-Silver

Google "Wiemar Republic" and "Zimbabwe"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:35 | 1536652 johnQpublic

Rule 49 - Kicking

49.1 Kicking – The action of a player deliberately using his skate(s) with a kicking motion to propel the puck or to contact an opponent.

49.2 Goals - Kicking the puck shall be permitted in all zones. A goal cannot be scored by an attacking player who uses a distinct kicking motion to propel the puck into the net. A goal cannot be scored by an attacking player who kicks a puck that deflects into the net off any player, goalkeeper or official.

A puck that deflects into the net off an attacking player’s skate who does not use a distinct kicking motion is a legitimate goal. A puck that is directed into the net by an attacking player’s skate shall be a legitimate goal as long as no distinct kicking motion is evident. The following should clarify deflections following a kicked puck that enters the goal:

(i) A kicked puck that deflects off the body of any player of either team (including the goalkeeper) shall be ruled no goal.

(ii) A kicked puck that deflects off the stick of any player (excluding the goalkeeper’s stick) shall be ruled a good goal.

(iii) A goal will be allowed when an attacking player kicks the puck and the puck deflects off his own stick and then into the net.

A goal cannot be scored by an attacking player who kicks any equipment (stick, glove, helmet, etc.) at the puck, including kicking the blade of his own stick, causing the puck to cross the goal line.

49.3 Match Penalty – A match penalty shall be imposed on any player who kicks or attempts to kick another player.

Whether or not an injury occurs, the Referee will impose a five (5) minute time penalty under this rule.

49.4 Fines and Suspensions - There are no specified fines or suspensions for kicking and opponent, however, supplementary discipline can be applied by the Commissioner at his discretion

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:18 | 1536551 ZeroPower

S&P to make announcement shortly on impact of downgrade on States & Munis

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536565 slow_roast

This reason alone is why I went short ES about 45 minute ago. It's easy to ramp ES futures, but when the market opens there are going to be a lot of people ready to sell.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1536633 DeadFred

I know of three aquaintances who, not knowing my interest in the market, said they were dumping the stock portions of their 401Ks over the weekend, taking effect today. The masses will be quicker to dump this time.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:36 | 1536655 Long-John-Silver

The only place to put that 401(k) is in physical Gold and Silver.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:07 | 1536792 Founders Keeper

Hi DeadFred.

I was at a party Saturday afternoon. Nine adults including me. Not one mention of S&P downgrade, the Dow, debt ceiling. Nada.

Unbelievable.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:11 | 1536867 DosZap

slow_roast,

Your handle fits the crime scene............wait till the Mkt opens, and see what the poor stock holders valuations are...........and they are getting screwed already, and are clueless about how much, and how many.

This is why I took away their control of MY money.

Ostrich sticks head in sand beacuse lion is bearing down on his ass,NOW he thinks he's safe.

NOT!

Bout time for this.............................< http://www.321gold.com/mustread/spotgold500_grrrrrr.html >

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:18 | 1536553 4realmoney

Time to buy God and Silver

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:47 | 1542893 KowPie

How much does your "GOD" cost? I could use one of those.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536555 dwdollar

Execute Order 66 bitchez!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1536575 jstalin

And Plan 9!!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:49 | 1536730 Bananamerican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDKDBd22lNM&feature=related

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:24 | 1536588 TheEmperor

"Now young Skywalker...You will die!" <incessant cackling>

Order 66 was issued 2 weeks ago when Italy banks were targetted.

"Everything that has transpired, has been according to my plan. It was I who allowed the alliance to learn the location of shield generator..." <more cackling>

Have a good week all

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536602 duo

Directive 10-289 ("Atlas Shrugged").

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536556 caerus

mmmm....rule 48...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536557 Bob

Since the link for NYSE yields nothing (due to massively overloaded servers?), here's another rundown on Rule 48:

http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/2010/05/20/exactly-what-is-rule-48/

It's gonna be a great day!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1536589 LawsofPhysics

well that was less than useless. So basically they can halt trading in any sector at any time. Why not just say that.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536560 bania

***BANIA'S JOKE OF THE DAY***

Q: why did Milan Kundera sell his stocks when the market plunged?

A: because of the un"bear"able lightness of his portfolio

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1536562 Dreadker

So basically rule 48 makes the stock exchange like "The price is right" and everyone just guesses what each stock is worth? lol

I bid $1!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:23 | 1536582 Careless Whisper

rule 48 = market makers may rape you on the open, sans condom

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:51 | 1536742 Dreadker

That means this rule has been in effect constantly since 1913 right? lol ;-)

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:20 | 1536566 Arch Duke Ferdinand

They Will Never Change: Vote Them Out.....

Uh Oh... AIG Intends To Sue BAC?.....

CONgress and Obama: You Own This.....

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/they-will-nev...

OT: Hilarious Upside Down 2 minute video.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Uju3tYS2s

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:20 | 1536567 Misean

Tis but a scratch.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1536570 mikeyv1970

Perfect Video to accompany your post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA&ob=av3e

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1536574 Deepskyy

Wow, yet another Blowhorn guest cheerleader. Some waterhead from Rosenblatt stating that he thinks that we are already at the market bottom.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:35 | 1536647 John Law Lives

I wonder what they will have to say in a few years if the federal debt is much higher and S&P issues another downgrade...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:51 | 1537106 toady

Its a great buying opportunity

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1536577 Ancona

Hahahaha!!!!

Too funy by six.

I hereby and unilaterally invoke Rule 69....on my girlfriend.

How ya like them apples bitchez?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1536579 caerus

lol

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1536595 mikeyv1970

*1!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1536578 slow_roast

Go short, wait until 20 minutes after the open, cover shorts, go out for the day. Rinse repeat whenever ES futures are ramped on a day of clear panic. Barbarians at the Gate bitchez

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:23 | 1536581 Taint Boil

Time to que "the deer in the headlights" ??

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:23 | 1536583 Transitory Disi...

as the echoes in my head repeat... "General Jim must be coughing up blood".... and I LOL'd

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:24 | 1536587 hungarianboy

Nah this won't crash. HFT won't allow it yet...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1536604 youngman

They are probably busy talking to their lawyers as the SEC is going after them now......

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1536590 falak pema

rule 48 sounds like one of the seven deadly sins. Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's wife, dog, doggy bag or stocks and shares. In that order of degraded importance.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1536591 bob_dabolina

Pop quiz, hotshot. Futures are down big pre-open. Once the futures are down -250, the bomb is armed. If it drops below -250, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:34 | 1536645 UGrev