Bring Out Your Dead - UBS Quantifies Costs Of Euro Break Up, Warns Of Collapse Of Banking System And Civil War

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Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:19 | 1636408 Caviar Emptor
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Warns Of Collapse Of Banking System And Civil War

....revenge of the zombie banks!! It's a perfect C-budget sci-fi movie. They eat wallets, credit cards and bank accounts! Oh my

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:24 | 1636427 brew
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it's all coming together quite nicely...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:44 | 1636530 Michael
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I love it when my plans come together.

I've been taunting the Wall Street whiz kids for decades so they would continue blowing up our monetary system despite the bubble years, and they performed admirably for me.

Complete and total worldwide economic annihilation was the only way to achieve my goal. Sorry.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:50 | 1636550 jekyll island
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Couldn't you just have invested in a 401k plan? 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:54 | 1636564 Crisismode
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Don't give me this shit here.

 

 

If things are so bad, why is Gold at a WIMPY $1903??

 

Why is gold not at $2500+??

 

If the Shit is Hitting The Fan, Why is gold not $4900., and Silver not $350.???

 

 

WTF are you waiting for???

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 20:56 | 1636573 Crisismode
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Oh, RIGGHHHT!

 

Gold and Silver price are BEING MANIPULATED DOWN!

 

Pussies.

 

Gold and silver can rise above all this bullshit IF THEY HAVE THE BALLS!!!

 

.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:04 | 1636614 tickhound
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this one's still only mostly dead

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:09 | 1636631 Zer0henge
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To Blathe. Bitchez

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:38 | 1636745 SWRichmond
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ROUS's, bitches.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 22:06 | 1636834 erg
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I feel happy, I feel happy. Python.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 22:36 | 1636905 Arthur Two Shed...
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Europe:What was it?

The Grim Reaper:The Salmon Mousse.......

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 22:49 | 1636928 TruthInSunshine
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Who will play the roles of the European versions of Hank 'Tank in the Streets' Paulson, Ben 'No Banker Haircuts' Bernanke & Timmmay 'I Want To Be A Player - Can I? Huh? Please' Geithner?

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 00:38 | 1637173 Ahmeexnal
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NL will be the first to abort the euro and go back to the Gulden.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:27 | 1637292 eureka
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Nobody is going to leave the EUR.

UBS are the scumbags who ripped of US IRS.

Fuck UBS and fuck investors/gamblers/banksters everywhere.

Germany will let their own banks take a haircut. German citizens will soak up billions more of ever more austerity strikken and thus cheaper Greek coastal real estate (Germans don't have much coastline at home).

Germany will keep its manufacturing engine pumping quality goods to both their EU/EUR partners and China.

US markets will collapse within the next nine months. Watch carefully - as the EU distraction game comes to an end and further foreign financial scapegoat stories expire.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 03:04 | 1637413 Ghordius
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Agree, first the EUR dies (and this could take some decades) before any member leaves.

Agree, anything a TBTF says has an agenda. My suspicion is that UBS needs a stronger dollar.

Disagree, "US market collapse" is a big word. Ben will print (much) more.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:50 | 1637335 the tower
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You obviously don't know anything about The Netherlands. 75% of export goes to EU countries. By leaving the Euro they will damage their economy beyond repair. They will be the LAST to leave.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:55 | 1637341 Tompooz
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No way. At most they will make sure to be part of a new and smaller core-euro zone together with Germany, Austria, Luxembourg (Belgium is the question- Brussels sits right on top of the fault-line.) and other budget-balancers. 

You have heard what Zalm said about the consequences of leaving.

Hope your old guilders and rijksdaalders are all of the silver variety. :-)

 

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 07:19 | 1637629 Finger firmly i...
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Where can i sign? Would be great but it is probably too late.

 

They still have (or perhaps now had) the 'gulden' in Bonaire. What a wonderful experience to use that again but presume they will have to change seeing they are now a dutch municipality.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 22:51 | 1636933 jekyll island
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As you wish...

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:55 | 1636794 snowball777
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which is slightly alive!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:35 | 1644609 Inibo E. Exibo
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God help me, I love it so.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:08 | 1636628 spiral_eyes
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well the thing that got ron paul into politics was nixon abolishing the gold standard. and it looks he was basically correct that this would ruin america.

it took 40+ years to come to fruition. let's hope the crowning achievement of ron paul's political career is being elected president in 2012.

http://azizonomics.com/2011/09/05/stagnation-nation/ 

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 22:21 | 1636875 tiger7905
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Don Coxe Update, focus on gold equities in the Q+A

http://goldandsilverlinings.com/?p=1607

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:03 | 1636967 hivekiller
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I hate to tell you but if Ron Paul is elected President either he will be assassinated or America will be attacked as a 'terrorist' nation. Think Libya. Think JFK. Think Andrew Jackson. Get the picture? I'm not saying I won't vote for Paul but if we are serious about taking back our country and our rights, we have to shed a lot of blue blood.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:16 | 1636999 iDealMeat
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I junked you.. All you have to do is cut your consumption in half.. There is nothing to "take back"..  Its all gone, or its garbage..  Vote however you want, or, don't vote. same thing.. Cut your consumption in half and the system resets. Prepare, then do your part to grow it all back organically.. Your lifestyle doesn't change.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:23 | 1637018 hivekiller
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The Obamanomy has already cut my consumption in half and guess what? He's still there.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 00:07 | 1637102 Joy on Maui
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I did this some time ago, not for ideological but for purely ecological and ethical reasons.   I just now realize that it is the most profound political statement we can make.   Thank you for pointing that out, and please, let's spread the word.  A dollar spent is a vote cast, after all.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 00:58 | 1637222 Cathartes Aura
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living with less, desiring less, needing less - freedom.

it's a tough call for consumers to learn how to be citizens again, I'm not holding my breath tho'

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:23 | 1637282 Mauibrad
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Hope they do it.  Let's get this show on the road.  Pull the plug on the Euro.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 06:47 | 1637611 DaBernank
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But you all need to just read (and believe) high-priest FOFOA to understand why the ECB is the world's most perfect banking mechanism, all will be well. </sarc>

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:21 | 1637274 jeffersonWorthington
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I did the same

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 04:01 | 1637456 Ganja Jane
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Tue, 09/06/2011 - 04:00 | 1637457 Ganja Jane
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You forgot good ol' Abe Lincoln. Give the Greenback some love...

I was gonna write the same. For that reason, Dr.Paul has a target on him.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:12 | 1636646 Robot Traders Mom
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@midlife crisis troll-Your mom goes to college.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:01 | 1636960 Spastica Rex
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Napoleon Dynamite +Infinty

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:25 | 1636703 Reptil
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The reality has not yet hit home over here. Conditioning that all's well is in effect, that managing consensus will lead to continuation of the ponzi, and hollidays are just over. Do not expect the average trader or investor to be well informed or have the mindset that goes with the screen name "Crisismode".

Give it some time... and then add true scarcity of the physical, and you'll have a perfect storm with no ceiling.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:28 | 1637031 Freddie
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Also just cause gold "ain't" at $2500 does not mean it cannot get there is a few days or even a day.

As far as a war with the euro breaking up...   Czechoslovakia had a very civilized break up where the Czech Repub went it's way and Slovakia went it's way.  It helps that both countries are pretty level headed and civilized.   They nevr should have let Greece, Portugal and maybe Spain in the EU.  They never should have had a common currency.

Almost from the day the euro was launched - most Germans and Italians knew it was a big mistake.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:37 | 1637051 Snidley Whipsnae
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Freddie... Lest we not forget, It was goldman sucks that helped Greece doctor their books to make the deficit look smaller than it was... GS designed SIVs just for Greece to hide debt...

The terrorists of 9-11 hit the wrong buildings...

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:24 | 1637283 molecool
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This German hated the very concept from day one. And here I am being proven right - once again. Bringing back the Deutsche Mark would be a major step forward - the sooner we abandon this failed experiment the better (and the cheaper for us Germans).

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 01:54 | 1637340 the tower
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You may have hated it but it brought you wealth the past 10 years. Wealth you could not have gained without the Euro. The problem is NOT the Euro, the problem is the international financial system of corrupt and greedy banks and politicians.

 

They will stay after the Euro goes and will continue their games, so fight the cause, not the side-effects.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 05:13 | 1637532 PY-129-20
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It brought wealth to German companies, but not to German citizens. Not all of it had to do with the Euro, but I am just saying that the ordinary German lost wealth in the past 10 years. (lowest income lost a staggering 22 % since 2001; only people earning more than 4000 EUR/month got a little plus; rest lost wealth).

When I was a kid the people in my country could be considered wealthy. That is not the case anymore. Sadly.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 05:19 | 1637538 Léonard
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Again, the end of the Euro will not mean the end of the European unity.

If there's going to be a war in Europe, it will be against 3 specific targets :

- the anglo-american domination

- the financial and banking system

- the afro-muslim colonization

Europeans will not fight against each others. I know some on the other side of the Atlantic and the Mediterranean Sea would love to see that happen, but it won't.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 06:52 | 1924591 Optimusprime
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I hope you're right about the war aims.  Just don't let the anglo-american-Jewish cabal distract you into fighting each other again.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 08:16 | 1637709 Zero Debt
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Gold has discount window not make you happy?

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 21:26 | 1640416 candyman
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patience young grasshopper, everyone not out of the theater yet, the last scene has not been shown yet.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:01 | 1636595 JohnG
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Won't be a long wait now.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:12 | 1636643 MFL8240
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I guess its fair to say that you are long equities, own no gold and believe in this and the European goverments??

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:38 | 1636744 lix333
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If shit hits the fan gold and silver will be the first thing people and central banks will sell. What else does a liquidity crunch mean?

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 23:44 | 1637066 Snidley Whipsnae
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Not... What you described happened in 2008 because of a liquidity shortage...

The situation is not the same now... Fiat has been pouring into gold in a flight to safety... Otherwise the spot price would have been moving with securities as in the past few years... Gold is now decoupling from all other asset classes...

Pull up the charts and compare for yourself.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:46 | 1636767 kito
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@crisis mode

here is your answer, compliments of chris martenson:

 


Using an example drawn from a magnificent paper by Dr. Albert Bartlett, let me illustrate the power of compounding for you.

Suppose I had a magic eye dropper and I placed a single drop of water in the middle of your left hand. The magic part is that this drop of water is going to double in size every minute.

At first nothing seems to be happening, but by the end of a minute, that tiny drop is now the size of two tiny drops.

After another minute, you now have a little pool of water that is slightly smaller in diameter than a dime sitting in your hand.

After six minutes, you have a blob of water that would fill a thimble.

Now suppose we take our magic eye dropper to Fenway Park, and, right at 12:00 p.m. in the afternoon, we place a magic drop way down there on the pitcher’s mound.

To make this really interesting, suppose that the park is watertight and that you are handcuffed to one of the very highest bleacher seats.

My question to you is, “How long do you have to escape from the handcuffs?” When would it be completely filled? In days? Weeks? Months? Years? How long would that take?

I’ll give you a few seconds to think about it.

The answer is, you have until 12:49 on that same day to figure out how you are going to get out of those handcuffs. In less than 50 minutes, our modest little drop of water has managed to completely fill Fenway Park.

Now let me ask you this – at what time of the day would Fenway Park still be 93% empty space, and how many of you would realize the severity of your predicament?

Any guesses? The answer is 12:45. If you were squirming in your bleacher seat waiting for help to arrive, by the time the field is covered with less than 5 feet of water, you would now have less than 4 minutes left to get free.

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