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Bruno Iksil Is Dunzo

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The last time a French trader delivered a bomb this big (Jerome Kerviel), the Fed cut the discount rate by 75 bps. As for this particular Frenchman, his best epitaph is his Bloomberg profile page. Recall:

"Chuck is french ; champion of 'kick it', walking over water and humble.. yes"

You can now add "fired." Oh, and it is all Egan Jones' fault of course, who downgraded JPM on April 13, while all the other rating agencies were posturing for the highest possible bribe to keep their mouths shut.

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Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:38 | 2414836 Squishi
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Now I finnaly understand true hate!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:43 | 2414851 rajat_bhatia
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The Whale Who Sunk The Ship ,

New book deal for Bruno Iksil

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:45 | 2414876 B-rock
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Dimon called it all a "tempest in a teapot" on April 13.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:30 | 2415122 Vampyroteuthis ...
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He will mysteriously end up dead from strange causes.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:16 | 2415553 Buck Johnson
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No wonder the govt. went crazy after Egan Jones.  They must have figured out something about this or on the periphery months ago.  It wasn't the downgrade of the US per se, it was the downgrade of JP morgan.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 04:06 | 2416442 Gringo Viejo
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Did he adopt a child and name him O.J. ?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:45 | 2414882 Sequitur
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Bruno, hello from an old friend.

- John Corzine.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:06 | 2414979 cheesewizz
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This is just GREAT!!! Bruno and I can go tanning. Talk about a lucky day....hehe, dont touch me there.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:01 | 2414975 xtop23
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Vaporized !!

Tyler(s), queue the deer for Mr. Dimon.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:33 | 2415631 Cdad
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Something tells me...that the deer picture will make an appearance tomorrow.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:39 | 2414841 resurger
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You OWN tyler

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:54 | 2414942 The Swedish Chef
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Punctuation is a bitch... WHO owns Tyler?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:04 | 2414998 resurger
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lol

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2415165 NotApplicable
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LOL, three down votes?

I guess reading comprehension is a bitch too.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:41 | 2414842 rajat_bhatia
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All this is crap, the fuckers just want QE3. This is just an excuse.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:44 | 2414873 spartan117
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Agreed.  This is all orchestrated.

Even the guys at Citi are calling for a market "collapse".

http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2012/5/10_St...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:49 | 2414897 Bay of Pigs
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My theory? Top of my head,

JPM>short their own stock>crash the ES>QE3 promised by Uncle>flip, go long when tipped by said Uncle>all is well>winner

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:41 | 2415179 NotApplicable
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"The last time a French trader delivered a bomb this big (Jerome Kerviel), the Fed cut the discount rate by 75 bps."

Today's Primary Discount Rate: 0.75%

Can a brother get a ZIRP?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:24 | 2415097 Nader_Nazemi
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Spot on ! 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:28 | 2415831 earleflorida
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ya really dont wanna kill the golden goose with a slingshot loaded with the company's only philosopher's stone, unless of course your belfrey's  filled with batty,... fat-bat-quano!

umm, delicious... zombie food, yum!!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:40 | 2414843 CClarity
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Could they all be in al qaeda?  Next salvo?

Gotta say, Iksil sounds Turkish more than French, but never mind.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:42 | 2415187 NotApplicable
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Sounds like a variant of Pig-Latin to me.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:40 | 2414845 max2205
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Chuck Chuck Bo fuck. Bannanafana fo fuck. Chuck

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:52 | 2414908 Problem Is
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+1... Cleaning spit up coffee off of keyboard... Still LOL...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:40 | 2414847 ebworthen
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Citi will pick him up, or the FED.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:40 | 2414852 bullet
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we are about to find out just how untouchable Jamie Dimon is....

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:42 | 2414865 slaughterer
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Anybody have a picture of Iksil?  I am sure Banzai would do good with it.   

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:21 | 2415059 Dr Benway
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The champion of kick-it is a man of mystery... The enigmatic water-walker seems to have few pictures.

 

 

But I finally found one!

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/6903755546/

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:55 | 2415246 Acorn10012
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A little shorter than I was expecting.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 23:37 | 2416171 Nobody For President
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This whole deal - rouge trader, Jamie max mea culpa = made in heaven for Banzai Institute. Go William!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:44 | 2414869 CClarity
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Going camping with pal Corzine on a private isle.  No worries.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:18 | 2415068 ReactionToClose...
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...probably more untouchable than Senator Jon Corzine ... Team 44 bundler in chief

Seriously .. where is the outrage about MF Global ... that was worse than Bernie Maddoff practically speaking.  Thew fool swho went for Bernie's 'guaranteed' returns got what they wanted ... MF GLobal is a complete outrage slaughtering a lot of innocents

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2415647 brettd
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Lawyer buds say that Holder doesn't even try to prosecute---

cause he and his team simply aren't bright enough.

Witness the epic fail of two recent Justice presentations in front of SCOTUS.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:33 | 2415851 earleflorida
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unless he gives up corzine as the first born 

fucking, pure kabuki theatre! 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:41 | 2414857 SemperFord
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How can you get fired for doing Gods work??? 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:45 | 2414875 CClarity
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That's Blankfein at GS . . . but he'll be weighing in soon enough.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:05 | 2414993 SemperFord
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Agreed but I mean bankers in general...Dimon before Blankfein.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:36 | 2415860 earleflorida
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being on the wrong side of the nile

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:43 | 2414863 carbonmutant
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 Did JPM short themselves prior to the news...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:51 | 2414911 Rainman
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bet the squid had a tentacle int there...count on it.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:09 | 2415026 bdc63
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"Did JPM short themselves prior to the news..."

No, that would be insider trading.  The only people allowed to do that are our congressmen ... good thing Jamie had them all on speed-dial ...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:33 | 2415624 Pairadimes
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True, but now, sharting themselves, on the other hand....

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:44 | 2414870 TooRichtoCare
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only Tyler would manage to somehow get a screenshot of the guy's Bloomberg page header...fucking brilliant.

 

Wonder what Maria Bartiromo and all the other sycophants will do now.....their hero just kinda ever so slightly screwed up, dontcha think?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:59 | 2414959 jayman21
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Can you say cognitive dissonance?  Assuming I spelled it right.  Oh man, I would love to see a word cloud or something of the minds of the CNBC after this hit the news.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:21 | 2415080 ReactionToClose...
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yes .. this is a ZH classic moment .. great screenshot

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 01:28 | 2416297 lewy14
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Tyler has many connections to people with Bloomberg terminals. IIRC he had one once himself. Maybe still does.

For all we know, Jerome Kerviel is writing for Zero Hedge. Maybe Bruno will be posting here soon.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 02:03 | 2416355 AnAnonymous
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Wonder what Maria Bartiromo and all the other sycophants will do now....

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They will do the US citizen thing: monetize your expectation on seeing what she and the rest of the sycophants will do now.

That is well suited by the way by appearing on a TV screen with you watching and listening so you can figure out what she and the rest of the sycophants will do now.

In other words, she and the rest of the sycophants will do their jobs: selling you their cheap US citizen propaganda.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 05:00 | 2416462 TheFourthStooge-ing
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They will do the US citizen thing: monetize your expectation on seeing what she and the rest of the sycophants will do now.

Made me laugh.

In other words, she and the rest of the sycophants will do their jobs: selling you their cheap US citizen propaganda.

Even more funny is that what she and the rest of the sycophants will do is all sponsored by Chinese citizenism.

Funny how Chinese citizenism citizens making big deal of US citizenism as a way of offuscating the creeping spread of Chinese citizenism.

Quite a funny story being sold downthere.

 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:43 | 2414871 Venerability
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Tyler,

Any chance this is connected?

http://www.gata.org/node/11348

And shouldn't Gold and Silver be up, up, and UP! on this news?  

(And maybe even the dastardly Euro? Instant solution to the Eurozone crisis!)

 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:12 | 2415031 HarryM
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When the world's financial markets lay in ruin and despair - When no hope and trust in broken currencies and IOU's exist  - gold will shine it's brightest.

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