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Bruno Iksil Is Dunzo
The last time a French trader delivered a bomb this big (Jerome Kerviel), the Fed cut the discount rate by 75 bps. As for this particular Frenchman, his best epitaph is his Bloomberg profile page. Recall:
"Chuck is french ; champion of 'kick it', walking over water and humble.. yes"
You can now add "fired." Oh, and it is all Egan Jones' fault of course, who downgraded JPM on April 13, while all the other rating agencies were posturing for the highest possible bribe to keep their mouths shut.
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Now I finnaly understand true hate!
The Whale Who Sunk The Ship ,
New book deal for Bruno Iksil
Dimon called it all a "tempest in a teapot" on April 13.
He will mysteriously end up dead from strange causes.
No wonder the govt. went crazy after Egan Jones. They must have figured out something about this or on the periphery months ago. It wasn't the downgrade of the US per se, it was the downgrade of JP morgan.
Did he adopt a child and name him O.J. ?
Bruno, hello from an old friend.
- John Corzine.
This is just GREAT!!! Bruno and I can go tanning. Talk about a lucky day....hehe, dont touch me there.
Vaporized !!
Tyler(s), queue the deer for Mr. Dimon.
Something tells me...that the deer picture will make an appearance tomorrow.
You OWN tyler
Punctuation is a bitch... WHO owns Tyler?
lol
LOL, three down votes?
I guess reading comprehension is a bitch too.
All this is crap, the fuckers just want QE3. This is just an excuse.
Agreed. This is all orchestrated.
Even the guys at Citi are calling for a market "collapse".
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2012/5/10_St...
My theory? Top of my head,
JPM>short their own stock>crash the ES>QE3 promised by Uncle>flip, go long when tipped by said Uncle>all is well>winner
"The last time a French trader delivered a bomb this big (Jerome Kerviel), the Fed cut the discount rate by 75 bps."
Today's Primary Discount Rate: 0.75%
Can a brother get a ZIRP?
Spot on !
ya really dont wanna kill the golden goose with a slingshot loaded with the company's only philosopher's stone, unless of course your belfrey's filled with batty,... fat-bat-quano!
umm, delicious... zombie food, yum!!
Could they all be in al qaeda? Next salvo?
Gotta say, Iksil sounds Turkish more than French, but never mind.
Sounds like a variant of Pig-Latin to me.
Chuck Chuck Bo fuck. Bannanafana fo fuck. Chuck
+1... Cleaning spit up coffee off of keyboard... Still LOL...
Citi will pick him up, or the FED.
we are about to find out just how untouchable Jamie Dimon is....
Anybody have a picture of Iksil? I am sure Banzai would do good with it.
The champion of kick-it is a man of mystery... The enigmatic water-walker seems to have few pictures.
But I finally found one!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/6903755546/
A little shorter than I was expecting.
This whole deal - rouge trader, Jamie max mea culpa = made in heaven for Banzai Institute. Go William!
Going camping with pal Corzine on a private isle. No worries.
...probably more untouchable than Senator Jon Corzine ... Team 44 bundler in chief
Seriously .. where is the outrage about MF Global ... that was worse than Bernie Maddoff practically speaking. Thew fool swho went for Bernie's 'guaranteed' returns got what they wanted ... MF GLobal is a complete outrage slaughtering a lot of innocents
Lawyer buds say that Holder doesn't even try to prosecute---
cause he and his team simply aren't bright enough.
Witness the epic fail of two recent Justice presentations in front of SCOTUS.
unless he gives up corzine as the first born
fucking, pure kabuki theatre!
How can you get fired for doing Gods work???
That's Blankfein at GS . . . but he'll be weighing in soon enough.
Agreed but I mean bankers in general...Dimon before Blankfein.
being on the wrong side of the nile
Did JPM short themselves prior to the news...
bet the squid had a tentacle int there...count on it.
"Did JPM short themselves prior to the news..."
No, that would be insider trading. The only people allowed to do that are our congressmen ... good thing Jamie had them all on speed-dial ...
True, but now, sharting themselves, on the other hand....
only Tyler would manage to somehow get a screenshot of the guy's Bloomberg page header...fucking brilliant.
Wonder what Maria Bartiromo and all the other sycophants will do now.....their hero just kinda ever so slightly screwed up, dontcha think?
Can you say cognitive dissonance? Assuming I spelled it right. Oh man, I would love to see a word cloud or something of the minds of the CNBC after this hit the news.
yes .. this is a ZH classic moment .. great screenshot
Tyler has many connections to people with Bloomberg terminals. IIRC he had one once himself. Maybe still does.
For all we know, Jerome Kerviel is writing for Zero Hedge. Maybe Bruno will be posting here soon.
Wonder what Maria Bartiromo and all the other sycophants will do now....
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They will do the US citizen thing: monetize your expectation on seeing what she and the rest of the sycophants will do now.
That is well suited by the way by appearing on a TV screen with you watching and listening so you can figure out what she and the rest of the sycophants will do now.
In other words, she and the rest of the sycophants will do their jobs: selling you their cheap US citizen propaganda.
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Made me laugh.
Even more funny is that what she and the rest of the sycophants will do is all sponsored by Chinese citizenism.
Funny how Chinese citizenism citizens making big deal of US citizenism as a way of offuscating the creeping spread of Chinese citizenism.
Quite a funny story being sold downthere.
Tyler,
Any chance this is connected?
http://www.gata.org/node/11348
And shouldn't Gold and Silver be up, up, and UP! on this news?
(And maybe even the dastardly Euro? Instant solution to the Eurozone crisis!)
When the world's financial markets lay in ruin and despair - When no hope and trust in broken currencies and IOU's exist - gold will shine it's brightest.
This is basically $1Trillion evaporated from the system. A Lehman-like event. Futures should be limit down by now.
Just do the math at 30 to 1 leverage and then take a 20 to 1 reduction in reserve lending they have to take
Sooo.... is this a 21st Century version of tightening?
Cue the angry old man: "Back in my day, why, they had to sop up liquidity. Today, it just evaporates."
And for yet another cliche: "This is not your father's financial system."
...perhaps your great grandfather's which included the founder of Morgan....such a long history of phucking the American public.
But... but... he "saved" America.
Nevermind that it was him killing it.
Sad but average traders want to see these guys self implode regardless
Yowzaaaaaaaaaaa! It's Tee Time..............
FLASH ALERT: ALL OF THE MONEY LOST WAS ACTUALLY MF GLOBAL'S CLIENTS' MONEY. MOVE ON!
priceless....
and his email address is left there on the screen... on purpose...
The innocent must pay for this too!
The Pentagon lost $2 Trillion, for a mere $2 billion, just shake the couch.......
Is this good or bad for markets or are markets good or bad for this?
CNBC says it is only a paper loss.
Maybe they will find the paper. Time to dump your futures contracts.
Naw. Time to dump CNBC.
Bruno, Tonight would not be a good night to see if you can still walk on water. Don't buy any lottery tickets either.
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
"walk on water" ... what an arrogant fuck ...
Another scapegoat for behind the scenes shenanigans?
Either way...
Hooray!!
Now this IS a black swan event.
DavidC
another case of a clinically psychopahtic individual in a position that feeds his ego to the point of complete demolition - and he won't even accept that he did anything untoward - beauty eh.
Tyler(s)
Give your headline writer a bonus for that one. Hysterical!
Twitter can change its Fail Whale screen to a picture of Bruno Iksil.
KWN: Greyerz - Investors Need To Be Positioned For More Chaos
Zero Hedge: Faber Sees A 1987-Like Crash if U.S. stocks rise without QE3
The Big Picture: Regressing To The Trend LineMr. Bruno bet $2B and Jamie didn't know. Right.
the big boys are fed up with the greed themselves?
these peon's are making to much noise and fucking things up,period! just ask fuld jr. how bad press can get ya to the poor house or graveyard in a nano-second!
Just had a thought that it might be hard to walk on water wearing cement boots, Chuck...
And Charles Schwab may have to change its' motto.
Can't we just liquidate these fuckers and just give QE3 directly to the people so they can buy gold?
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2012-05-10/wall_street/31653016_1_jp...