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Buffett Bailout Of BAC Sends Stock To Early August Levels, Changes Nothing

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The Buffett bandaid move, coming 48 hours after Buffett's conversations with Obama, and which also comes oddly enough just 24 hours before Bernanke was expected to announce QE3, succeeds in temporarily sending the stock back to early August levels. It also succeeds in sending the financial sector higher, which as we explained yesterday is the main reason for why the 2s10s had to be steepened, so as a result Operation Twist now can go back to its original formulation of broad 2s30s flattening and result in purchases of bonds across the board. As for what to expect with this surprising move out of Omaha? Absolutely nothing. The $5 billion in cash, unlike Buffett's investment in Goldman, will be laughably insufficient, considering that the bank's mortgage exposure is in the tens of billions, while its litigation liability is another $20-30 billion. This does nothing to change our thesis that BAC will need to come to the market again and again to raise capital. However, as this "raise" confirmed, BAC only has access to private investments: we hope Buffett has very deep pockets to keep doubling down. The other news to come out of this - Paulson will be saved with another deus ex machina and will not need to sell his gold or GLD holdings, removing the liquidation overhang from spot gold. The only good news out of all of this: the taxpayer bailout of Bank of America, when it comes, will be $5 billion less.

Here is a track record of Buffett's previous bailouts:

  • GS deal struck Sep. 23, 2008 while GE deal struck Oct. 1, 2008.
  • GS fell 67% from Aug 25 $155.71 to low of $52 on Nov. 20
  • GE fell 42% from Oct 2 $22.15 to low of $12.84 on Nov. 20
  • NOTE: Buffett warrants in GS, GE were worthless by Oct. 8, 2008 amid rout in stocks

BAC since the beginning of the year:

And the, traditionally shady, HFT trading on the news:

Lastly, here is Peter Tchir's take:

So after denying the need for capital, BAC has decided to give a great deal to Mr. Buffett?  He invests 5 billion in preferred shares.  These pay a 6% dividend (cumulative).  So anyone who bought shares yesterday at $7 was hoping to geet a 0.57% dividend yield, non-cumulative.  So much better current income, the cumulative gives an additional advantage, and if it all goes bad, he is higher in the capital structure.  The preferred are callable by bofa at 105% of par.  So if they call the preferred shares Buffett will get 5.25 billion.  He has warrants to buy 700 million shares at 7.14.  He could have bought 700 million shares at 7 (the closing price).  That extra 14 cents on 700 million shares, is $100 million.  But he will have made $250 million on the preferreds getting called, so net even if he converts to shares, he will have made an extra $150 million.  This may be great news, but in many ways it stinks.  Will BofA actually get sued by some existing shareholders this time around?  They seem to have made legal mistake after legal mistake, and it is possible existing shareholders won't be so happy to see such a sweatheart deal go to someone else this time around?

When the stock opens above $8, I expect we will see all sorts of reports on how much the value of the deal is to Berkshire.  The same thing happened with Goldman and GE back in 2008.   GS went on to new lows after the investment.

Buffett gets - high income, some seniority, and cheap options.  BofA pays up to get capital they didn't need.   Market is going to react positively, maybe for a long time, but I think it would have been a much stronger signal if he bought $5 billion of common shares at $6.50. 

 

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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:54 | 1599145 HelluvaEngineer
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Those who BTFR are about to get their asses handed to them.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:55 | 1599156 Pladizow
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Everything and anything to maintain the ponzi!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:02 | 1599206 Fish Gone Bad
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Fuck Bank of America.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:06 | 1599231 TradingJoe
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For now though! JP can get out of his BOA crap and move on to other "choices" :))!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:11 | 1599645 fx
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I wonder what Bruce Berkowitz thinks about all this. I could imagine he has a lot less sympathy now with BofA's CEO. I mean, he made a public cc with Moynihan and now the whole world can see how he (and all other listeners) got bullshitted to the hilt. And Buffet got such stunning terms. I mean, he could at least have asked Bruce if he wanted to participate with a couple hundred million $, no? but perhaps he has...?!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1599252 Gene Parmesan
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Yep - this should buy a few weeks anyway.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:59 | 1599187 Commander Cody
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Not if the Bernank signals that TBTF is still TBTF.  The Fed is most likely back-dooring funds to BAC as well as the other insolvents.  Its all about perception.  Trade accordingly.  The Fed cannot let stocks freefall as too many dominoes fall.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:27 | 1599732 FEDbuster
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I wonder if Joe Biden begged the Chinese to lighten up on their America is toast rhetoric.  I am sure he made the case for propping up America a little longer for the coming Christmas season, where US consumers are supposed to go out and buy a bunch of Chinese made shit with their credit cards.  Kicking the can towards the abyss one day at a time. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:04 | 1599221 HelluvaEngineer
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Look at the bones. Run away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:06 | 1599232 slaughterer
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Thanks for posting that historical data on Buffet's 2008 bailout performance.  I firmly believe that, with this BAC preferred purchase, Buffet again is too early (should have waited and got the $5.00 warrant trigger which will make more sense in November), as the stock will continue to slide on further re-financing fears.    As to how this alters the form of QE3, you have to wonder if Tyler is not engineering the QE3 TWIST 2.0 himself.   

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:11 | 1599262 Gene Parmesan
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Haven't you heard? Tyler is the puppetmaster here, and while I don't have proof of this, I'm pretty sure that he and ZH are to blame for the weaker than expected recovery we've been experiencing.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:28 | 1599377 Comay Mierda
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recovery? hahahahahahaha there is no recovery.  the gdp numbers are cooked along with inflation.  the increase in sales and profits among companies is largely due to the 11.2% inflation the US is experiencing right now.  see www.shadowstats.com

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:00 | 1600998 Gene Parmesan
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Sorry - I thought the sarcasm was obvious enough.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:49 | 1599504 Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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Well, Buffet did say he would give most of his money away before he died.  Maybe this is his idea of charity.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:56 | 1599544 SPADOC4
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Gotta like nipples that point UP (the way it should always be)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:40 | 1599436 jcmjr
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This must mean that the Bernank must have given Buffet assurances about a more market friendly approach(QE)--announced on Friday from Jackson's hole.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:55 | 1599152 caerus
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market's still going down BAC along with it

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:57 | 1599173 ZeroPower
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CDS is a real kicker - went down 105bp with not a single break in between.

368/382 an hour ago.... 258/292 now, and avg spread given from the desks wider than before, lol.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:07 | 1599242 slaughterer
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Will revisit high 300 bp trading by November...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:19 | 1599315 ZeroPower
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Someone just took that bet as latest run was 10bp higher on the bid.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:28 | 1599375 slaughterer
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That was me, ZeroPower.  I actively trade while i post at ZH. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:06 | 1599234 WonderDawg
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This should be fun to watch. Bounce and drop, little bounce, bigger drop, and down it goes. Tossing nickels to BAC when they need big dollars won't do much. Trying to instill confidence in this sham of a market. It won't work for long.

STFR

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:11 | 1599260 IMA5U
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aapl is only down 1.3%

market will finish green      bears are hunted until probably post obama jobs speech  be careful

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:55 | 1599153 Bohemian Clubber
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I BOUGHT THE FREAKING DIP LAST WEEK BITCHEZZZ!!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:57 | 1599171 AngryGerman
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i hope you sold today 2 minutes after opening

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599217 fuu
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Sweet! Now you can afford a new caps lock key.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:07 | 1599237 WonderDawg
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*applause*

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:20 | 1599323 raki_d
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yea-- it better be a "preferred" caps lock !

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:35 | 1599415 pazmaker
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for a second....I thought that was a real bug on my screen!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:55 | 1599157 I think I need ...
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what if merrill lynchs gold was suddenly revalued

during open market conditions

jackson hole tomorrow

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:56 | 1599163 alexwest
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DAx reversed first..back to 5500,,

 

alx

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:56 | 1599165 sAusAge stroker
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makes you wonder if buffett has inside info that the countrywide "problem" has a taxpayer backstop in the works

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:59 | 1599189 Derpin USA
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The backstop is a bullshit settlement in BAC's favor. It's obvious to me now. The one guy holding up the deal in BAC's favor was the NY AG and now he's "off the team."

There's your bailout.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599199 DaveyJones
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there is nothing common about his shares or his information

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599214 DeltaDawn
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According to NYT, Obama is considering restructuring millions of mortgages (failed to mention they will primarily be BofA mortgages).

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599215 Spastica Rex
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Hmmmmm. No, that would imply that there are back-room deals and manipulation going on, but this is America.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:09 | 1599248 kito
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@sausage--hardly inside info

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:08 | 1599916 sAusAge stroker
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fair enough - I wasn't clear on the linkage between countrywide and fannie / freddie, I thought c-wide portfoliod most of their loans

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599169 DaveyJones
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:58 | 1599172 trampstamp
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Possibly shaking out the weak shorts? It will be a volatile day nonetheless.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:57 | 1599174 Derpin USA
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Tyler, don't forget the NY AG just got kicked out of the negotiations for the BAC settlement because he refused to let them out of criminal liability.

Don't be shocked if the settlement ends on sweetheart terms for BAC and Berkshire. It would totally fit the "fix" narrative.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:18 | 1599304 earnyermoney
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They're still liable in New York State. There are other attorney general's who are following Schneiders lead. That settlement lead by Democrat Miller of Iowa is a bankster friedly Trojan Horse. Yves Smith at Naked Capitalism has been covering this story for months.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:58 | 1599179 boooyaaaah
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Buffet --- pride Cometh before the fall

If you can't be wrong

You will never know the truth

 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:07 | 1599240 Oh regional Indian
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Nice! I like that, if you can't be wrong you can never be right.

Vivek

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:58 | 1599180 AngryGerman
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"BofA pays up to get capital they didn't need."

 

Really?

 

"Market is going to react positively, maybe for a long time,[...]"

 

No seriously, REALLY?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 09:58 | 1599181 Irish66
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We are getting a standard 4 percent remortgage for everyone

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599193 HelluvaEngineer
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I'm holding out for 0%.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:57 | 1599549 O_HAI
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Those of us without a mortgage get what?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599188 dwdollar
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Rothschild buying Societe Generale and Buffet buying Bank of America.  The outfit is disparate.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:02 | 1599207 AngryGerman
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Germany buying fucking Europe!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:09 | 1599247 Oh regional Indian
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Actually, more accurately put, and this will probably make you angrier.... 

Germany fucks europe, then buys it. I'm of course speaking ZH style here, over a much longer time-line.

;-)

Vivek

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/precursor-03-bottom-falling-out-still-still-and-a-gander/

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599194 IEVI
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It really is 2008 all over again.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599198 TradingJoe
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WB is buying time for the benster! Tomorrow will be bloody!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:01 | 1599203 Sudden Debt
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Now we know what the conversations between Buff and Obam where about.

I don't think this will ever cost 1$ to Buff even if BAC goes to 1 cent.

 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:04 | 1599223 dwdollar
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You know he got some kind of 'insurance' from Obama.  Buffet isn't altruistic, despite how he tries to portray himself.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:12 | 1599265 slaughterer
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Buffet probably got gold from the Fed as collateral...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 21:59 | 1602541 StychoKiller
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Would you "trust" Obamatron?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:01 | 1599204 adr
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and now the talking cue ball starts saying maybe things aren't really that bad out there and the market can get back to trading on fundamentals and weekly reports instead of fear.

Yep everything is fixed. August didn't happen just like everything in 2008 din't happen either. The markets are supposed to be at the bubble valuations. The third time to try Dow 15k, Nas 5k, S&P 2500 is the charm.

What frickin BS. I wonder which insiders knew of this deal yeszterday morning.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599211 pods
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Anyone looking in from the outside would laugh at this.

A bank whose business model is to print money and lend at interest cannot stay solvent.  

A bank which is the largest in the nation.  A bank who does not have to mark it's assets to market.

A bank who is a primary dealer with the FED.

This is long term put a fork in it done.  

pods

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599212 The Deleuzian
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THIS IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND. (PERIOD)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599213 Catullus
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I wonder what the conversation was with Obama earlier this month.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1599251 DeltaDawn
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This round of QE will go to restructuring millions of mortgages (BOFA mortgages), helping out Main Street voters while helping out major campaign contributors. It is a win-win all around.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:19 | 1599318 Catullus
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Was that in exchange for penning an op-Ed saying we need to raise taxes?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:15 | 1599667 Bastiat
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Buffet laying down the terms of his loan-sharking deal?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:03 | 1599216 PositivelyNegative
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On a 2 Trillion Dollar Balance Sheet...5 Billion is PEANUTS!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:04 | 1599218 Mercury
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The more I think about it the more I think "the repurchase rate assumption in the Bank of New York settlement is changed from 40% to 100%"... isn't going to happen.

I mean, do settlements of this nature ever come close to 100% ?  If it did, it wouldn't be much of a "settlement."

Plus, at this point I don't think the government lets Buffett fall down on this one

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:06 | 1599233 AngryGerman
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I think he already dropped a turd on all of us

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:23 | 1599339 Mercury
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Also, right or wrong, Buffet's involvement is likely to bolster confidence and not be percieved as a sign of weakness that the public markets are closed to BAC.  BAC isn't GS but Buffet's investment in GS was (although not immediately) a big turning point for that firm.  Buffet is Mr. Stock Picker, sure - but at this point in history he's also Mr. Plugged-In and that's important to how others percieve his investment decisions.  I know it hurts but BAC has essentially taken Cramer's advice (find a billionaire to vouch for you) and it just might do the trick.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:04 | 1599222 DefiantSurf
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I feel so dirty and unwashed

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 22:02 | 1602553 StychoKiller
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The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!

Don't yer cave have running water?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:05 | 1599229 PositivelyNegative
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Buffett is actually pretty smart...He realizes, its in his best interest to keep this crooked game of Monopoly going..So appease the peasants saying, he should pay more taxes and being O'bama's pet...He wants to be spared when the peasents do eventually storm the Bastille!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:06 | 1599230 Total Collapse
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Only thing this did was fill the BAC gap on 8/8.  We can now proceed lower....

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:32 | 1599400 slaughterer
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:07 | 1599239 FMR Bankster
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Dodd/Frank set up a structure to bail out the TBTF banks so this is a no lose situation for Buffet. And he has the cash earning 0% now. 6% with a warrent kicker seems like a decent return during a depression.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:07 | 1599241 LarryDallas
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I give TPTB credit for yet another nice try. Guess the hope was that the retail lemmings would hear "Buffett" and call their brokers to pile back in. At least the market isn't buying this BS anymore. As Tyler said it best on Twitter-- "Is this going to be the shortest bailout half life in history?"  Brilliant.  

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:08 | 1599243 youngman
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amazing...talk about insider trading....Buffet wants more taxes...but he also want to spend his money his way..lol...I wonder how much Obama's campaign will get....We don't need a bailout....but we just gave the Oracle a great bailout deal...lol....Greece....unemployment.....and gold is down....I think I have gone into loonie mode....I fell like Papillon asking the guy next to him in the other cell....."how do I look"....I feel crazy...I can't understand one thing that is going on...Tomorrow I expect Bernanke saying gold is illegal...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 22:05 | 1602563 StychoKiller
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:08 | 1599244 PositivelyNegative
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BAC has a 267B residential mortgage portfolio, mark that down 2% and there goes 5.6 Billion..Or how about those 80 Billion in 2nd Mortgages??? Where you think those are marked???

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:15 | 1599288 snowball777
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Mark it to market...and it goes down $56B.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:09 | 1599246 ColoradoNugget
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Wow.....CNBS is on full-on "propaganda mode" this morning.  Anyone listening in the past hour would think Buffett just saved America.  Cramer is beyond delusional in his euphoric response.  Becky Quick was having a near-orgasm on the telephone with her baby crying in the background, having just talked to her love-interest, Warren.  Melissa Lee suggeted this marks "the bottom" in financials.  Yeah, Melissa, just as the bottom was in when Warren bought into GE and GS back in 2008?  Is that what you mean?  How did that work out for everyone?

Of course, all the talking heads are agreeing.  No contrarians on CNBS this morning.  And then, suddenly, the market reverses course and is down 60.  Par for the course.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:13 | 1599275 DeltaDawn
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You must be a glutton for punishment. Disconnect CNBC a.s.a.p. if you know what is good for you. And when the cable company calls 500 times asking why you quit, you will get great satisfaction sharing your opinion of the msm.  

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:18 | 1599684 Bastiat
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LOL! Nugget! I got this image of Becky rubbing her knees together and squirming around in her chair--much better than actually watching TV!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:09 | 1599250 kito
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1599253 TradingJoe
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I wonder at what pace is JP selling now? :)))

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1599256 Caviar Emptor
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Harrisburg, PA may miss $3.3million bond payment. 

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-25/harrisburg-pennsylvania-may-not...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:14 | 1599278 DefiantSurf
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no problem, just call uncle Warren

 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:16 | 1599292 Caviar Emptor
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The muni/state crisis is only just beginning

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:11 | 1599259 MFL8240
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This is insane.  This man has a conflict of interest and has taken enough from taxpayers in bailout money.  Get this a$$hole the hell out of our lifes.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:11 | 1599263 orangedrinkandchips
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THE FUCKING COCKSUCKER HAS SO MUCH MONEY TO LOSE....WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO HIM? HIS TRACK RECORD SUCKS....

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:28 | 1599374 New Survivalist
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+1 for the back boobs.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:33 | 1599762 orangedrinkandchips
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Thanks Homie....only at Wal-Mart....who the fuck would go outside looking like that?? morbidly obese is the medical term....

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:12 | 1599264 ItsDanger
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What a joke.  Paying 6% to Buffett while the taxpayer earns 0% off the money it loans BAC?   $5B is nothing compared to the exposure at BAC.  If the market was actually efficient, the common shares should tank as a result of this deal.  Its obvious they are getting scammed.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:13 | 1599269 Overpowered By Funk
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Tyler David Faber just read your bullet points on Buffett's last few investments in GS and GM. And not even the courtesy of a reach around.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:13 | 1599271 steve027
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so this just confirms that BAC was on the verge of failure........and ........even though it is a preferred investment, does this not signal that there will be NO new QE3?..........why would you want to invest new funds in a bank if there was the prospect of new curve flattening in the system? 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:16 | 1599273 gkm
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It does change something.  It defines the time frame we are in with respect to a 2008 repeat.

Now where did they put that triangle?  Oh yeah, right about here.  If this is right, get your Dow 10k hats out.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:14 | 1599281 Caviar Emptor
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Germany Fin Min Schaeuble says Current US mentality not a model for solving today's problems. 

http://www.fxstreet.com/news/forex-news/article.aspx?storyid=a25d1b3e-b2...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:14 | 1599282 Downtoolong
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You can be sure a big part of Berkshire’s strategy is the belief that a total demise of BAC will be prevented by the government if necessary. The investment may have a low probability upside, but, that’s still a good deal when it also has a zero probability downside. It’s just a more subtle version of privatizing profits and socializing losses which is now baked into every deal in the financial sector. And, as others have already pointed out, these are deals that are only available to a chosen few at the top.  

Buffett himself admits this is what our markets have come to: “There is class war in America, and my class is winning.” I wonder how many shares of Berkshire the top execs at BAC own?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:15 | 1599289 Sudden Debt
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Today I had already 4 calls from investment companies with "incredible oppurtunities".

I must all be going pretty good on the stockmarket side when the hustlers start stalking again...

I think I'll start to listen to the next call to see which stocks I should start shorting.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:20 | 1599326 AngryGerman
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I have a good investment opportunity for you! Eat more sausages, drink more beer!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:31 | 1599387 Bohemian Clubber
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BAC!! NOW AM GONNA SHORT THIS SUCKER DOWN TO ZERO!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:17 | 1599299 Doyle Hargraves
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Hopefully, Buffet will get his ass handed to him on this one and he will shut the f*ck up and go away. Of course here in ponziland, I am sure there are implicit guarantees by the debt brotha that allowed him to essentially throw $5 billion in FRNs into the black hole that is BAC with little risk...I can't wait until he is out there broke, talking about how he should have bought gold.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:17 | 1599303 DefiantSurf
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EU markets completely in the ditch, US markets to follow

 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:18 | 1599305 digalert
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Just bitchen!

Barama goes to MSM CONcast ceo to insure the NBC's, even Mr Maddows pMSNBC pump the correct propaganda.

Then Barama "I didn't come to bailout fat cat bankers" has his buddy finance czar Buffet bail the fat cat BAC and all is well.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:19 | 1599309 JR
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Buffett invested in Bank of America for the same reason that he provided Goldman Sachs a life line. It’s because he knows which strings are attached to the public purse; this ultimate insider can use taxpayer money to recoup his lifesaver investment later when the bailouts arrive (like Goldman’s).

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:19 | 1599311 defn8Dog
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Tomorrow's headline:  Buffett to buy City of Harrisburg, PA.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:31 | 1599394 SheepDog-One
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Buffet to buy USA.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:35 | 1599418 slaughterer
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:21 | 1599322 Caviar Emptor
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And Folks: Do you know WHY Buffett's bailout was done now as opposed to before or never??

News flash: Administration is planning to unveil a new housing market bailout in the form of foreclosure prevention through massive mortgage refinancing of the 1 in 5 US homeowners who can't refi because their house is underwater

Again, Warren is leveraging his DC connections, not doing this out of any kindness. And he's profiting off the US taxpayer!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:20 | 1599331 DefiantSurf
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if I masturbate while watching CNBC and ZH is mentioned, does it count as a reacharound? Because whenever I watch CNBC I feel like I'm jacking myself off...

 

 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:21 | 1599332 virgilcaine
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Reload Bac shorts on the back of ol Uncle Warren!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:21 | 1599334 djsmps
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Why hasn't the justice department filed insider trading charges on David Sokol?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:23 | 1599343 Caviar Emptor
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Tyler, haven't you been reading about the impending DC housing bailout? 

The official leaks started yesterday, hence Uncle Warren's "perfect timing" 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:34 | 1599406 Earl of Chiswick
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he had the NYT link in this mornings front running the whole plan is presented there

massive rental subsidy via conversion of foreclosed houses and associated impact on inflation data (understating)

massive refinance to the Feds soon to be announced duration twist

People should not underesitmate what Obama's grand deal will have in it when he announces after Labour day

free accomodation

free food and booze

free iPads

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:23 | 1599346 Polar Bear is i...
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Another 'risk free' investment from Uncle Warren.  700 million 10 yr ATM warrants are worth how much?  BAC just delaying the death spiral.  $5 billion  in preferred will keep the ship afloat for a few months,  but with their 0ff Balance Sheet 'assets', the equity is worth nothing.  Maybe the Obama meeting with Buffet was required to strong arm Warren-who knows.  SOSDD

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:24 | 1599348 rgd
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The only thing this foreshadows is Bernankes next move.  This has little to do with BAC

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:27 | 1599372 Caviar Emptor
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No. It foreshadow's the next fiscal stimulus. DC is planning the next huge bailout of the housing market. THey're going to refi underwater homeowners to "prevent" foreclosure. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:35 | 1599404 csmith
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Buffett has waaay too much personal control at Berkshire...he is King Cnut commanding the waves of foreclosure to reverse in his idiotic purchase of BAC. I think he is like Pat Summitt and suffering early alzheimers.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:38 | 1599430 slaughterer
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When Berkshire has to pay up on the Irene hurricane damage to their insurance holders, Warren will be cashing in his BAC warrants at light speed. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:34 | 1599410 PulauHantu29
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Gold 2012 Dragons now on sale!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:36 | 1599419 Takingbets
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These bastards are running scared! I'm so tired of them bringing out Buffet to try and calm the masses! That old fart just needs to step back and let the chips fall where they may!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:38 | 1599428 Quinvarius
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Buffet only gets involved when there is a government backstop.  BAC is being bailed out by the Fed/Treasury complex.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:38 | 1599429 Sathington Willougby
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Berzerkshire holders better run.  The ghost of Will Durant haunts us today. 

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:39 | 1599432 valuetrader
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Shockingly enough, the rally in BAC shares is sort of vanishing. When BAC shareholders look at the bad deal they got and also at the desperation of BAC management, well some may sell.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:40 | 1599438 unununium
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Dollars to donuts, BAC ends the day at $7.14.  Buffet selling that baby down all day!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:43 | 1599460 Byte Me
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All will be well with BoA

Buffet loses it and thinks that after decades of experience -- drawing to inside straights is now a sound investment.

(Newsflash to the uninitiated -- you only draw like that when you know what the card is.. )

Clearly, Buffy has had the nod from the dealer.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:50 | 1599510 ZippyBananaPants
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Can all the hosts on CNBC just zip Buffet's pants down and deep throat him?  I would actually be easier to watch that than listen to all this crap all day.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:18 | 1599687 meritocracy
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I wouldn't invest anything in BAC.  They got a country-wide stance.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:37 | 1599782 TzaristBondHolder
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BAC earlier made a statement that they DO NOT need capital.  Now when shareholders are cheated out of the value -  is this deal by the board LEGAL?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:12 | 1600725 pcrs
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Buffet gets the oppertunity to pay more taxes already. He deserved the granting of his wishes.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 18:32 | 1601921 myne
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Heh Warren fancies himself as a J.P Morgan. No, not the bank named after him, THE J. P. Morgan who stopped the 1907 panic.

Amusing.

Though I'd put money on Buffet being the Fed's new public face with HeliBenny handing him the cash risk free.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 19:33 | 1602065 sewerpickle
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ya say ya wanna revoLUTION

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 19:33 | 1602067 sewerpickle
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ya say ya wanna revoLUTION

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