Deus Ex Alpha Centauri: Buy Euros Now As SETI May Have Discovered Aliens
It just may turn out that Europe's strategic "plan" of kicking the can down the road indefinitely, or at least until aliens can come down and bail out the global central banking cabal - aka the Deus Ex Alpha Centauri plan - may have worked! In a rather curious announcement, the SETI website of UC Berkeley has announced that it has found signals that "look similar to what we think might be produced from an extraterrestrial technology. They are narrow in frequency, much narrower than would be produced by any known astrophysical phenomena, and they drift in frequency with time, as we would expect because of the doppler effect imposed by the relative motion of the transmitter and the receiving radio telescope." And in the off case that said aliens prove to have an atavism to rude European waiters, at least Paul Krugman will be delighted: after all there is nothing better for the economic voodoo shamans out there than intergallactic warfare. Then again, since Keynesianism appears to be a popular universal delusion, we wouldn't be surprised if it is us who ends up having to bailout them...
From SETI at UC Berkeley:
We've started searching our Kepler SETI observations and our analyses have generated some of our first candidate signals. Each of the signals below is shown in a pair of plots, one from an observation of Kepler Object of Interest (KOI) 817 and one from an observation of KOI-812. During an observation, we alternated between targets to enable us to rule out signals seen coming from two different places in the sky. If we see a signal coming from multiple positions on the sky, like the ones below, it is very likely to be interference. The signals below are undoubtedly examples of terrestrial radio frequency interference (RFI).
What do these plots represent?
These are plots of electromagnetic energy as a function of frequency and time. Brighter colors represent more radio energy at a particular time and frequency. For example, a radio station transmitting at 101.5 MHz would produce a large amount of energy near that frequency.
Why are these signals interesting?
These signals look similar to what we think might be produced from an extraterrestrial technology. They are narrow in frequency, much narrower than would be produced by any known astrophysical phenomena, and they drift in frequency with time, as we would expect because of the doppler effect imposed by the relative motion of the transmitter and the receiving radio telescope.
What's next?
These first results are tests of the algorithms we'll apply to all our observations of Kepler planets. During the coming weeks, we'll be posting more of our results as we process the nearly 50 TB of data we collected in early 2011.
Download all 12 candidate signals in a .pdf file.
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Krugman just tweeted that he's loading up on 5.56, Phaser Proton Canisters & Tin Shielding, and he has urged the Obama Admin to make these items tax deductible purchases via a 'Mars Attacks 2012 National Citizen Defense Act,' as well as lead defense pods and in-home safe rooms (with generators & water purification/atmoshpheric sourcing units).
This explains Mark David Chapman's interest in Jodie Foster... Finally ~ it's all cominmg together...
***Breaking News***
Unconfirmed for the time being.
Wouldn't it be appalling if we get visited by advanced aliens, and find out they're ruled by an elite bankster cabal too?
"Take us to your banker, debt-serf" will be their first words.
"We have come to spread freedom to your planet - and then you will accept the fiat currency of our monetary system, the Xrpkkliklkilkiliklki, and experience growth* to infinity and beyond!"
*nominal growth, natch
Krugman is definitly behind it....Duh where do you think he got this?
http://www.princeton.edu/~pkrugman/interstellar.pdf
BREAKING NEWS
Princeton, NJ -- Upon potential discovery of alien life, we asked Nobel Prize* winning economist Paul Krugman what he thought about the development. "Its great," he said, "I just hope they aren't friendly!"
*Not actually a Nobel Prize but rather a phony award sponsored by the oldest central bank on the planet.
Krugman probably wants to argue with them about barbarous relics...... "no you fucking backward alien, I don't care if you just flew here faster than the speed of light, Gold is for philistines, this paper has inherent value........why? how?..... because I fucking say so....look at my medal....."
If you didn't think Krugman was a nut before reading this paper, then you MUST read it.
If you already thought he was a nut, then you can pass on reading this (unless you feel that your opinion needs some more solidifying fact to back it up)
If the Annunaki really did came here 6000 years ago to create the Sumerians so that the Sumerians could mine Gold for them, then indeed, the Universe must be run by Bankers... Good Christ, we're fucked.
Wow. Just wow. This kind of thing makes it even more likely that Krugman's NWO buddies will give us some kind of alien false flag this year. The usual lies and distractions are becoming less effective so they will have to go big. The "Annunaki" will show up and say "Pathetic weak and squabbling humans with no world government: By decree of Lord Cthulhu, you are to give us 10,000 metric tons of gold in exchange for Cthulhu Credits- and our promise not to devour your souls!" Just pray this stunt ends with a Scooby-Doo-style unmasking on the White House lawn.
Most of the real aliens see us as repulsive Vogon/Ferengi hybrids and they wouldn't touch us with a 10-light-year pole. If we're lucky, maybe alien hippies will shoot down Israel's nukes after Israel pulls the "Samson option" after Ron Paul throws them under the bus. I am so pulling for this. "Where is your God now, bitches?"
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
I've always said that the only thing that will get the bankers and politicians butts out of the fire is a WWIII or Alien contact.
Space signals? WTF. Krugman is all the proof I needed that we've already made contact with an alien civilization.
When the alien invaders come to grips with the Fractional Reserve Banking Ponzi that's been bleeding the planet for so long, they'll see earth as a total loss, and they'll beam themselves up en masse to get the hell out of here as quickly as extraterrestrial-ly possible.
I suggest engraving the likeness of The Bernank on top of a high altitude plateau, in very large font, as a far more inexpensive method of warding off hostile intergalaxy invaders.
That's equivalent to the univeral signal that "this planet's been harvested already."
"QE ? YOU ARE THE INVADERS ! YOU ERECTED A CENTRAL BANK IN OUR SPACE ! CEASE QE HOSTILITIES ! I WILL BE MERCIFUL -- AND QUICK !"
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvpWw36jRAI/TuFAcZo2LwI/AAAAAAAAEv0/1mvz5JzmfK...
Hey, WB7, how about a pastiche of the Pioneer spacecraft plaques?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pioneer_plaque.svg
You could have the man and woman replaced with Greenspan and Bernanke, and a printer in the background spewing out FRNs. The whole thing wouldn't be a greeting from Earth - it would be a warning to all sentient intergalactic beings to keep far, far away.
...may I modestly suggest that no return address be provided?
According to L Ron Hubbard, they are. (Battlefield Earth)
..."Take us to your banker, debt-serf" will be their first words.
Should obviously be:
"Take us to your lender!"
they could come crying, our ponzi fiat system is about to colapse, we come in search of a bail out.
I think I decoded it guys:
"It puts the lotion on its skin!!!"
'Lest it gets the quantitative EZing & ZIRP Hose again.'
Ultraman has got that shit covered. The Science Patrol will be ready and waiting,
Chapman shot Lennon. Hickley obsessed over Jodie Foster and shot Reagan. If you are actually from Earth I would expect you would know that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZTe4SJnxPc
Oh yeah... You're right... it was Hinkley (not his "redneck cousin" HICKLEY)...
There must be some Vulcan mind melding going on here...
It's easy to remember that it was Hinckley who shot Reagan. How? Because the Hinckley family and the Bush family were close friends.
http://tomflocco.com/fs/HinckleyAndBush.htm
Well, looks like finally ET phone home eh?
The meme that is probably the most carefully and masterfully planned since the princeton Radio Experiment's broadcast as live and true the "War of the Worlds". It's been escalating since. And animation has made it all to real. now 3D (Avaater etc.) so we actually felt immersed in/with them.
Now this. Awesome! :-)
ori
My not so alien life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs2V5cRS5Bw
I seem to recall the psychological experiment was broadcast out of the Rockefeller building. People, in their hysteria, were shooting at water towers perceiving them as the fictitious 3-legged Martian ships. The mind is a powerful thing.
He wants to put his finger in a dike and stop the flood of aliens?
Krugman's got a new book out. It's titled, "To Serve Man."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0BSgLKnSk
His recipes for ribs, and tripe stew, and scrambled brains, and ladyfingers are to die for!
I hear the Keynes lime pie is pretty good, too.
So no Austrian torte, then?
No, but I've heard his recipe for overpriced cake is to die for.
Oh crap, i've been outed!
"Hey baby, wanna kill all Humans?" -- Bender Bending Rodriguez :>D
I would suggest sending Bruce Willis up in his nuclear missle ship, but I'd feel safer with aliens around than my current neighbors.
great timing, no?
Nomad suffered too much damage to its memory banks during its descent into a black hole; as a result, it was operating on an incorrect program, prone to error.
Best regards,
Jackson Roykirk
base = gold
Flawless first comment.
The penis goes on the shorter one.
Merkel is not that flat chested.
And she's got a camel toe that can be seen .... well, from space.
Lets get some hanging meat curtains on Merkel...
A new best ever. Just brilliant.
Which gives me a thought. What ZH should do at the end of every year is collect the top 10 or 20 of your creations from your collections (based upon thumbs up, probably), and have a happy-banzai edition.i
old news, the alien bailout was announced months ago
http://red-pill.org/intergalactic-bailout-rescue-global-collapse/
this is just the advance party signalling Benny to warm the hueys up
h/t Aristarchan
"Dave, I have complete confidence in the success of our mission."
The resemblance is amazing!
Sorry to jump to the top - but if you go to the UCB SETI website you'll find that the OP forgot to post this part of the text:
"We know these signals are interference, but look similar to what we think might be produced from an extraterrestrial technology."
These results are merely being viewed as a positive test for their search algorithems.
Bitchez.
Yep. They've acknowledged that the source is interference from a satellite but stated that they were not clear in their description of the event.
From http://seti.berkeley.edu/kepler-seti-interference
Update: Friday, January 6, 2012 After posting the plots below on January 5, it became clear that we had not stated as definitively and absolutely as possible that these signals are interference. We have update the post to make this clear. Sorry for any confusion.
Oh well --- even if they had been real alien signals, and we were eventually able to decode them, they would probably only have been reruns of "I Love Luzlixitchmnb" and "Bowling for Quatloos" and "Tesseract of Fortune" and "Star Trek: The 34,512th Generation" anyway.
Report from Iron Mountain here we come.
http://www.teachpeace.com/Report_from_Iron_Mountain.pdf
there be no sheltr here
Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Kodos!
ET bailout bitchez!
If they are really intelligent they won't buy sovereign bonds.
they may be looking for their cash & PM stolen by MF Global - JPM scam
Kraken Centuriun 'Credits' will be the new quid or fin, bitchez.
Please
Beam me the fuck up.....
Sorry, Captain, the shields are up, we've got an unidentified ship quartering in on us. We might have to warp out of orbit. You are on your own.
It's the Borg!! We are toast!! Prepare to be assimilated!!
Keynesians are unworthy of assimilation.
Finally, I understand why Star Trek existed in the first place - to draw attention to all that important alien life which now many years later, we all have personal experience of, and, eventually, to distract from the bankster heist of the world's wealth, now in progress. Thanks Gene Roddenberry ... you probably didn't realise any of that, but your owners sure did. Great show, RIP.
As someone here so eloquently put it: "It's banking Jim, but NOT as we know it."
Meh.
I've been meaning to ask, why is the origin of "meh" and what does it mean? Been seeing it here and saw somebody say it on TV the other day.
It basically means "whatever" or, for the more scatologically inclined, "who gives a flying fuck?"
Thanks. Is it regional or is it newspeak like "pwned?"
er uh, unless you have certain picadillos best not described in a family friendly financial blog site, scatological and f*ck are not related concepts.
May 22nd, 2007. A glorious day...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meh
Thanks. Still looking for the origin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meh
That's it, thanks!
Translation: "All your base are belong to us."
Slow news day?
Friday not-so-late humor.
Silly SETI.
This is nothing more than noise from the fiber optic cable between Pat Robertson and God.
Danger, Pat Robertson, danger! Alien space craft approaching!
You mean Pat Robertson and the Packer locker room right? He's been hanging out there a lot lately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg6i0ryLbFI
NONSENSE. This just shows that their funding is threatened so they have to "find something" to keep the pot boiling. Just like Europe!
www.the5thwave.com/cartoon/3526
I thought their government funding was already eliminated? Either way, the timing is suspicously convenient.
Pretty sure that says "Ron Paul!"
Finally we have someone to bailout the FED and the ECB!