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Cain Talks Libya, Pulls A Perry

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So in the Perry aftermath, is everyone now going for the sympathy "I am just as big an idiot as Dubya" card, or are all Republican candidates seriously insane and/or raving, deranged lunatics? Will it seriously be that difficult to give Ron Paul a full body botox, cut off his frontal lobe, have him grope several women, promise to bomb someone or something, execute a few hundred illegal immigrants, and see him gain 200 extra pounds? Because if that is what it will take to make him "appeal" to the general Joe Sixpack, so be it: if America ends up with one of these other muppets it is doomed. Doomed.

For more on this latest caught on video travesty read here.

 

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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:50 | 1877442 Esso
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Just more proof that zionism is a severe & profound mental illness.

It'd be a goddamned shame if more than one candidate was America First.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:51 | 1877448 equity_momo
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We are fucking doomed. Now get over it.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:51 | 1877452 Let them eat iPads
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Looks like it's going to be Romney or Gingrich by default.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:53 | 1877847 forexskin
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Looks like it's going to be Romney or Gingrich by default.

on the first glance, it looked like Grinch - now does that fit at all? man i can be a dumb shite sometimes...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:52 | 1877454 Smiley
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This isn't an election; its an appointment ceremony and WE ARE NOT INVITED!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:58 | 1877463 Haole
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How are these fucking clowns even able to shave or dress themselves so they can confirm themselves as bona fide ultra-morons on TV?  There are elementary school children in Costa Rica that know it's Gaddafi and not Kaddafi FFS.   The best part of this fucking imbecile, like Perry, is still stuck to the inside of his mother's thighs.  Un-fucking-believable.  Just shoot me into space like a fucking chimp, one way ticket, please.  I want off of this ship of fools.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:03 | 1877490 vipmoneymachine
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Talking points given to you by your handlers, nothing more. If they ask you anything else, you are screwed.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:24 | 1877561 silverserfer
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the guy who was hanging a banana from a stick and string during the interview abrubptly left the room and his train..of.... thought.. just....    uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.... nanners? no nanners for hermes?

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:51 | 1878252 Manthong
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Last week I drove the wife and mother-in law 6 hours to a wedding in Cleveland.

Passing a cemetery, I silently mused about how lucky the residents there were.

That’s about how I feel about this economic and political spacetime continuum.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:57 | 1877464 mfoste1
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New Zealand here I come!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:57 | 1877465 mynhair
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Why is the orange juice can never interviewed?

Be my choice.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:22 | 1877548 SumSUN
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I second that.

The can of orange juice interview would have been quicker.

Can of orange juice would win be default.  But there is no difference between a can or a muppet as president.  Ron Paul is the only non muppet.....

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:59 | 1877469 f16hoser
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Cain (as well as Perry & Romney) is/are fucking idiot(s)! If you vote for any of these Douche-Bags, you deserve to be Broke, jobless, homeless, hungry, Etc......

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:27 | 1877583 silverserfer
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you still get to be a republican if your vote for one of them. That is your reward.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:59 | 1877471 bob_dabolina
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Cain has made multiple foreign policy gaffes in his campaign. Earlier this month, he warned China was "trying to develop a nuclear capability," though the country tested a nuclear device in October 1964.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:21 | 1877763 Glass Steagall
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Musta been referring to that town in the bay area...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:59 | 1877472 americanspirit
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That we would even consider this dufus for President is indicative of how mediocre this country has become. A black Dan Quayle.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:01 | 1877477 vipmoneymachine
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Bring on Sister Sarah, atleast she is nice to look at and I feel she is winking at me. These clowns make GW and Reagan look smarter.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:04 | 1877491 drivenZ
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Though I'm not sure i'd vote for any of them....Paul and Huntsman aren't bad. Huntsman would make a good VP. Even Newt, while an asshole, is a sharp guy. The rest are garbage. Unfortunately Paul will never get elected. not a chance in the world. Mainstream America is very perception based, doesn't really matter what you're saying, if you look good and you speak well you have a good shot.  Paul is not tops in either of those categories. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:04 | 1877492 Lord Welligton
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So having had one complete failure "African American" "Merica" needs another complete failure "African American"?

Is that all the USA has to offer?

Is that all the USA is?

Sweet Jesus, Europe may be fucked but "Merica" is burning in hell.

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:32 | 1877798 fnordfnordfnord
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I think it's more like this. (Read it in Pappy O'Daniel's voice (from Oh Brother Where Art Thou))

Them sneaky democrats got themselves a nigger!

I wish we'd a thought of it!

We gots to get us one!

See how they like that!

And so we have Hermann Cain.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:05 | 1877494 Glass Steagall
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Uncle Tom, house niggro, closet whitey-hater... let's be honest.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:06 | 1877497 Irwin Fletcher
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It's like the ending of the movie Billy Madison in real life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRT62J80iyI

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:15 | 1877531 Lord Welligton
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Except it's not funny when the bankers shot your children.

Yes.

They will.

Enjoy.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:26 | 1877577 homme
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:51 | 1877673 Irwin Fletcher
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If I may retain my liquids here for one moment, I may be inclined to agree.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:05 | 1877720 Dburn
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:07 | 1877503 kitty123
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My Husband just informed me he is going to run for President, he said cause--

 "(I've) got all this stuff twirling around in my head, too"

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:08 | 1877505 TheLooza
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"lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous"

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:11 | 1877514 CaptA
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Wow. This guy is a true moron.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:10 | 1877736 Cheyenne
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he's a tarp apologist. they're all morons  just like all 4 executive candidates in '08, and just like all 4 executive candidates in '12  

unless, of course, there's a 3rd-party ticket next year that includes a candidate who openly opposed the transparently ridiculous tarp bailout  

now who might that be?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:27 | 1877785 BurningFuld
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Let me just add: Wow. This guy is a true moron.....

Holy Fuck! Where do these people come from? It is obvious no body with half a brain wants the job.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:12 | 1877518 Tater Salad
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TD(s), any negatives on RP?  Just curious....been waiting, and waiting, and waiting but still, the ever non-partisan domain trashes all but the annointed [by zero hedge] one, Mr. Ron (disasterous foreign policy) Paul.

 

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:34 | 1877606 silverserfer
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unfortunatly most stated policies other than monetary policy for Ron Paul are horrible. He would not make a good president. But, he probably would be a good sec tres, or chairman of the FED!!

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:40 | 1878238 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Mr. Ron (disasterous foreign policy) Paul.

Our current policy of torturing, raping and killing innocent folks the world over has been a huge success and is embraced by democrats and republicans alike. Why doesn't that kooky Ru Paul get it?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:13 | 1877525 Mark123
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I think a lot of people, myself included, were quite excited that Obama came along out of nowhere and started to speak the truth about US involvement in Iraq etc.  Also, he looked amazing next to Hillary Clinton, and did not have the media support...I thought maybe this guy is going to confound the status quo by having almost 100% of the black vote.  I said at the time, this is the last chance for America....if he is a just another front-man for the status quo then it is over.

As he closed in on the nomination he started to speak the party line....then when he got elected he appointed some of the nastiest people to his inner circle. Now it is 100% clear he is just a sad puppet reading the lines he is given. 

Barring a military coup, USA is done like dinner and will end up no better than Yugoslavia with ethnic wars for ever more.  The clowns we have to choose from this election are so pathetic (apart from Ron Paul).

 

How appropriate if Cain runs against Obama.  If you have not done so watch the movie Idiocracy....brilliant satire.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:21 | 1877554 hannah
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idiocracy isnt a movie...it is our future......see you at starbucks for a cup of joe with full release.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:34 | 1877608 Mark123
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:09 | 1877651 Haole
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Idiocracy is a lifestyle for many North Americans, I have to work with over 100 of them, it is the present. 

Love the comment of the military coup in the U.S. by another poster, it has been on my mind ever since veterans started joining the Occupy ranks.  I can't imagine that all the brave, dedicated servicepeople around the planet haven't got wind of what is going down and are sick of protecting zionist agendas, poppy fields, oil and pipeline corridors under the guise of "spreading democracy and freedom" for an endless parade of psychopathic criminal whores.  

It's nice to dream anyway, never mind...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:01 | 1877707 Sathington Willougby
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He had me at "redistribute the wealth", had me goddam fucking enraged.

Fuck communist Democrats and their intellectually inbred Republican mirror images.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:15 | 1877529 SHEEPFUKKER
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What a tool fest. It feels like an episode of "Republican Survivor" where every candidate gets voted off the island, only in these cases, they vote themselves off. 

 As much as many of us support Ron Paul, wouldn't things still have to get worse before they get better? I mean, you have to hack the gubment to bits and also let the market do it's job and cleanse this mutha f'er.  This process could take years and be very painful.  We all know it needs to happen anyway and why wouldn't we want to get it over with sooner rather than drag this shit on any longer.  But wouldn't Paul get blamed by the mainstream presstitutes for ruining the country? I'm just thinking out loud. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:22 | 1877562 hannah
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What a tool fest......make that test fool. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:17 | 1877536 f16hoser
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Here is a good article on why the Republicans are all fucked-up. As a regestered/pissed-off Republican; I am now a hard-core Libertarian.

http://www.personalliberty.com/conservative-politics/are-we-about-to-hear-the-gops-death-rattle/

 

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:19 | 1877539 navy62802
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If this guy is the GOP's leading candidate, we are doomed to another 4 years of Barack Obama. If we are forced into a 2-party election, we are doomed to yet another 4 years of establishment candidates (i.e. bought and sold for). If the current trend keeps up, Ron Paul will continue to be sidelined in favor of the establishment's chosen few GOP candidates. The US's only hope is a successful third party candidate. I hope that Ron Paul is as cunning as I think he his by staying on as a Republican through these debates. He is building a massive base and getting free airtime (though not much of it - a fact which is actually bringing more attention to his campaign rather than making people ignore him) by remaining nominally in the Republican primary race. I firmly believe that he came into this whole thing with the intention of only airing his views. I don't think he expected to garner the Republican nomination. I believe his end goal was to get free airtime for his views via Republican debates and then switch to an independent party at the last minute. Of course, I still hold some hope that he gets the Republican nomination, but the cynic in me believes he has different motives.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:18 | 1877540 Lord Welligton
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Cain is just another bought off Nigger.

Just like most of the rich white Niggers.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:22 | 1877563 f16hoser
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FINALLY; let's call a Spade a Spade! ThankYou! You're my Hero of the Day!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:50 | 1877624 Lord Welligton
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Correct.

It is not the colour of a man's skin.

Cain is a Slave to the banks just like all the Whities.

A Nigger is a Slave is a Nigger..

Go figure.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:23 | 1877772 Tater Salad
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Not to be confused with "space niggaz"...

 

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:50 | 1877841 hannah
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just drop the 'bought off'....

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:22 | 1877559 BernankesBeardS...
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I think you're blowing this a little out of proportion. He appeared to be in a relaxed setting and so he took more time to formulate his answer. The actual substance of what he said later made a lot of sense (agreement aside, I'm just talking coherence).

We know that you (Zerohedge) supports Ron Paul due to his great economic policies, but also the fact that his foreign policy would blow up the world, thus driving gold prices higher.

Also, on a sidenote, the Occupy movement has very little substance (redistribution?) and it seems that the only thing people get out of it is either a disease or loss of dignity/rape, although it has allowed various bloggers to project their own romantic views on the movement given that it doesn't have any clear objectives.

 

In summary, keep up the good work on the economic front, but shut up with regard to politics.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:43 | 1877641 Lord Welligton
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He appeared to be in a relaxed setting and so he took more time to formulate his answer.

Go fuck yourself.

The man is a lying sack of shit.

He took his time because he was thinking about how his lies would be found out.

The man is a complete cunt.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:49 | 1877664 steelrules
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Hard to shut up about politics when you see a mental midget inching closer to the White House

Sorry but "No offence to the vertically challenged intended".

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:46 | 1878243 CrockettAlmanac.com
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the fact that his foreign policy would blow up the world, thus driving gold prices higher.

 

Right. The Iranians will blow up the world with their non-existent WMDs if we don't stop them by helping Israel drop some nukes on Iran first. You'd have to be an idiot not to see it.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:23 | 1877566 JLee2027
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Note to self: Cain an idiot on foreign policy.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:23 | 1877568 bob_dabolina
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I think Patrick Ewing has a shot here now that Cain is out.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:30 | 1877593 Randall Cabot
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Maybe Leon Spinks is available.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:17 | 1877759 Glass Steagall
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My money is on Tyson.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:24 | 1877572 f16hoser
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Problem with MSM interviews is that all questions are Pre-screened by these establishment fucking morons!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:34 | 1877604 diesheepledie
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Thank God this crack baby will not be president. It finally looks like things are falling into the proper places. Newt has been selected.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:57 | 1877692 Sathington Willougby
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"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:13 | 1877745 Moe Howard
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Newt is this year's model of the McLame. Same broken staff, same lack of fundraising etc.

If he were by some crazy thing win, then we lose anyway.

I am voting Ron Paul even if he is dead on election day. I think I will put in his son for VP.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:56 | 1878134 Cathartes Aura
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ah yes, there's some critical thinking - just vote for the Paul family, should work.

did for dubya, and the clintons - amrka doesn't need to be confused by new names.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 20:35 | 1900825 diesheepledie
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Oh no far from it. Newt is of the correct crop. McCain was never even invited to the grove. McCain is a weak little pawn. Newt is part of the inner circle.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:34 | 1877605 catch edge ghost
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Kind of reminded me of The Family Feud.  I kept wanting to see big red X's pop up on the screen.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:35 | 1877610 vegas
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Seriously, what can any of them do that would be worse than Barry Soetero?

At least when these candidates fuck up, it would be a mistake and they would rectify things [hopefully].

Prez Goldman Sachs is a total socialist tool. Probably is wearing a Che t-shirt under his white shirt.

 

 

http:vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:51 | 1877674 Sathington Willougby
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This kind of reasoning is Sofa King, We Todd Ed.  Do I have to remind you of the last president that no one could top in the fuck shit up category?  At this rate of exponential decay, the next president will easily blow up the solar system, continuously shit on the oval office floor and embarrass Sandusky at a halloween party.  The tards will say "at least it's not the other team's guy".

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:34 | 1877801 vegas
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Still didn't answer my question - What could they do worse than Prez dip-shit?

Amazing how liberals get a pass on about everything they say or do. Must be 'cause it's for the children?

Economy - check - yeah, hope and change doing fantastic.

Prez Goldman Sachs has made so many gaffes and errors, there isn't enough space on the internet to list them all.

One final thing - at least Repub candidates can talk without TOTUS. He needs a fucking teleprompter to talk to third-graders. WTF.

At the rate we're going I would accept the solar system disintegrating just to get rid of this asshole.

 

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:59 | 1878145 Cathartes Aura
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speaking of grade schoolers, wasn't dubya a hoot on 9.11, with that goat book!! 

does that maybe begin to answer your question?  or shall I start quoting from the Patriot Act, Homeland Security, et al?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:42 | 1877618 Sathington Willougby
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Why not just apply rule of law, genius?

Yay I'm a businessman.  I can jump up there in a silly suit.  My momma says I'm special.  I make big important decisions when my handlers spoon feed me their intelligence. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:41 | 1877631 Mister Minsk
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I wonder if Cain can find Libya on the map...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:10 | 1877737 Glass Steagall
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No way. It's in Africa.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:42 | 1877635 Fix It Again Timmy
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OMG, can you imagine if any of these fucktards was in office during the Cuban Missile Crisis?  The world would now belong to 20 foot cockroaches...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:54 | 1877981 Uncle Remus
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Wait - mutant Tony Montanas?

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 14:12 | 1879651 Charles Bishop ...
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 I've got an app for that--Sgt. Hicks? care to enlighten these gentlemen?

 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 14:12 | 1879652 Charles Bishop ...
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 I've got an app for that--Sgt. Hicks? care to enlighten these gentlemen?

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:42 | 1877636 steelrules
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OMG!

He doesn't know where he stands unless it's written down for him, he only knows he's supposed to disagree with anything Obama's done, said, or might do.

America is F#&Ked unless the people pull the gallows out of storage and start hanging these bastards.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:44 | 1877638 beastie
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Being a functional retard didn't stop Bush from being elected so there is hope for Perry and Cain.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:45 | 1877646 Savvy
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OMG THIS! is a potential US presidential candidate? You guys are soooo fucked. Actually, send him up N and give us an improvement over Harper. Yah.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:50 | 1877670 Everybodys All ...
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One thing to bear in mind about Herman Cain.

He is the biggest threat to the democrats strong hold on the black vote since president Lincoln. Realize that right now 90% of all blacks simply vote (D) - Democrat no matter the candidate. That is how it's been for years and yes it may gradually be changing even as we speak for various reasons. However, if Mr. Cain were to become a successful candidate and president the take for granted black vote the democrats enjoy would be over. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:54 | 1877686 Sathington Willougby
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To summarize your completely race focused remark:  Our black idiot is better than your black idiot.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:09 | 1877732 Everybodys All ...
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I don't feel that way at all. In fact the opposite. It's time to truly vote for the best man regardless of skin color. I'm just pointing out why Herman Cain is being attacked from the left and why none of the fellow black leadership from the left are ever going to come to his defense.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:14 | 1877748 Mark123
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Brilliant...you have captured the essence of our 2 party system in your comment.

 

Prior to Obama, it was just our idiot is better than your idiot.  What's next? 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 14:14 | 1879660 Charles Bishop ...
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 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 Really? you think CAIN has a chance with ANY black people who don't live in his HOUSE?

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:55 | 1877675 Sizzurp
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Yikes....., Cain has been good for a few memorable one liners here and there, but when you dig beneath the shallow surface, there just isn't much knowledge there.  I am not sure what his principles are, and from the sounds of it, either is he.  He looks uncomfortable when it comes to substantive or complex issues.  It doesn't look like he thinks on his feet very well and that would be a severe problem in any kind of dynamic crisis. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:16 | 1877755 Moe Howard
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He was Chairman of the Board of the KC Fed Reserve.

Principles? He calls up the Elite to find out what they are.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:52 | 1877678 monopoly
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We are so screwed and what makes it worse is that most of us have kids or young adult children who have 0 blame for any of this and they will be paying the price long after we all move on. THAT is how long this will take to clean up the infestation of this planet.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:13 | 1877742 PaperBear
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Get everyone into debt is only the current phase of the globalist plan.

The globalists want a population of only 500 million people.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:53 | 1877682 blindman
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ok. deal with this !
.
. "Trick The Bridesmaid" — a Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0
. say what?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:54 | 1877683 monopoly
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No way. You need to keep Canada solvent and clean so we have a place to go when the fires start. lol

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:06 | 1877724 steelrules
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When it's bugout time most of the border from N Dakota to Washington state is just hike across, but just don't use the roads because Homeland security will be there waiting to keep you all in.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:58 | 1877696 Goyim Sheep
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Jon Huntsman is killing these clowns(sans RP) and is getting a whopping 1% support from the repudlickers. WTF?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:59 | 1877697 Lord Welligton
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Cain is a Rich White Nigger.

And he's fucking you.

Enjoy.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:43 | 1877821 Tater Salad
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And this is different than Obama how?  Other than Cain's "Rich White Nigger" attitude about free markets, capitalism et. al. is superior to Obummer's anti business, Socialist/Marxist, 2 year apology tour funded by me, the tax paying fool!

I know they're both Niggaz, but if I had to buy one, I'd put my money on Cain, at least I'd be more profitable at Harvest!

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:04 | 1877716 alien-IQ
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He sounds like Axel Foley running a comic hustle.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:04 | 1877717 chunga
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The thought that any of these turkeys will have their fingers anywhere near "the button" is bone-chilling.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:11 | 1877725 PaperBear
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YouTube channel '' has a video '3 minute video debunks the Libyan war' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8p1YUf8E38&feature=share

You will see the green flag of the Libyan Jamahariya not the flag of King Idris who Gaddafi overthrew.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:10 | 1877735 Webutante
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OBFUSCATE nails it.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:23 | 1877770 ziggy59
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We were doomed long ago.. now we are friggin doomed.. actually after reading the responses here, and if some are allowed to vote without hurting themselves, we are fucking doomed!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:28 | 1877787 Finger firmly i...
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Run. Run!!!

Where do you Americans get these guys (Perry, Palin, Bachmann and this joker from)? I think it is hilarious but then again I am not American ;-)

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:47 | 1877832 Tater Salad
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And to think, Europe's "finest" are more than a distant second to America's worst!  Wherever you're from, I'm guessing your properly fucked!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:30 | 1877790 thecakeisalie
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5 minutes I'll never get back...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:30 | 1877791 gwar5
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All 57 states are doomed right now with Obamananke. Ron Paul is purposely being shut out and ignored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:31 | 1877795 Howard
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Libya... Libya.. Ya I don't really know much about that but... Is that a country??? Oh ya I would have done a better job assessing the situation.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:36 | 1877799 zebrasquid
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Yeah, he's not up to speed on foreign policy.  Why would he be?  He has executive skills that are far superior to Obama (or Paul, for that matter).  He can get up to speed, once/if, hired.

That was not true of Obama.  He is still not executive material, and never will be.

 

Ron Paul is not going to be President, like it or not, so you Paul supporters better come to grips with that soon, and not be so fast to diminish the G.O.P. candidates, no matter how they may fall short of your ideal  - unless you think a Jug Ears sequel is a better outcome.   

 

 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:20 | 1877909 Desert Irish
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You know what I digress. Obama was a wildcard...but he made it across the finish line. Jimmy Carter was written off until Hunter S. Thompson of all people took him under his wings...stranger things have happened in American politics and if he makes it to the primaries the establishment will have no choice to stand up and take notice...by then Europe will be imploding and more people may take notice of whats heading our way...just my $.02

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:35 | 1877803 blindman
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the people who do not submit to living in debt
to be paid back at interest to bankers for satisfying the
essentials of their sustenance are terrorists and
must be targeted as enemies of the state of affairs.
they are not good christians. they are savages or worse,
perhaps muslims or communists or some deviant sort of
socialist. do i have this right?
perhaps they could be seen as primitives? sort of innocents,
yet responsible for their severe suffering due to lack of
financing?
ps.
it is convenient that Africa and american "leadership" are currently
sharing a skin colour coincidence. how long till the chinese
produce a black chinamen? don't bother, i know i am evil.
but i am not alone ! hi!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:42 | 1877818 blindman
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ps.
and speaking of ben bernanke talking to the troops.
how did he get out of there alive without telling them that
he was primarily insuring that they would never be able to
afford a home/house if he had anything to say about it. then
there was the advertisement from chase bank explaining that they
hire vets should they survive endless tours of occupation and
weapons testing and fall out. maybe.
and speaking of occupy. the fed is occupying the minds of
every american and many others. the mind, there the seat of occupation.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:45 | 1877830 Miss Expectations
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Ask him about pizza toppings.  I want to know how he settled pizza topping disputes.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:37 | 1877944 Savyindallas
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I agree completely  -the process of assessing what pizza toppings to use is just as important, and is basically the same process of assessing when and if we should go to war. If the man has a proven record of picking the proper pizza topping  -he's damned sure qualified to be commander in chief. Besides he's black. republicans need a black on the ticket to beat Obama. if we can find a republican lesbian Chicano to balance the ticket, then Obama is toast. I like Ron paul, but he can't win   -a dumb black man who knows how to pick pizza toppings and a lesbian Chicano republican woman  -that is the answer. That is what we need.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:10 | 1878182 Cathartes Aura
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you seem pretty up on the demographic thing - any chance you can share with us the percentage of men/women, and their "race" in CONgress, etc. - feel free to add their sexual leanings if you like - I'm sure it would be interesting. . .

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:50 | 1877839 Dr. Gonzo
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Haven't you heard? We all love connected insider and status quo alum Newt Gingrich now and always have. Fuck. These tired captured bought candidates are really letting the media down. The media can't even get behind a captured stooge for 1 week without the moron completely blowing it for them and Newt is the last stooge left for them. and he's sure to blow it too.  It's not easy being a harlot media employee these days. How are they going to explain things when everyone shows up at the polls to vote for Ron Paul? 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:40 | 1877901 Plumplechook
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Why is anyone surprised that most of the GOP presidential front-runners are so fucking stupid?  The POTUS is just a frontman for the oligarchs who really run the country and for them the dumber the better.  Much easier to have a compliant glove-puppet with a beavis-and-butthead level intellect than someone who might start asking tricky questions.   Pull back the curtain bitchez. 

Look closely at that video and you can see David and Charles Koch sniggering behind Cain's bookcase.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:17 | 1877906 markt61
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How can killing people take a second to say " No its morally wrong".

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:29 | 1877925 devo
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Joe Sixpack is unemployed for a reason. Just saying...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:52 | 1877977 dexter_morgan
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good point......

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:36 | 1877941 Zodiac
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"I have all this stuff twirling around in my head"   Thank you Herman "Magic Fingers" Cain.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:45 | 1877964 trampstamp
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Dude is a tool.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:55 | 1877975 zebrasquid
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Some of you here, many actually, sound like you're smart, but waste your energies on being smart asses.

You're undermining your own cause.

This situation is serious.  We're in a very critical election period.  Time to put the smart ass stuff aside, and figure out what people who are serious

about getting rid of a ruinous President should do to accomplish that mission.

When the bullets are flying, the guys in the infantry put aside the wise cracks.   

This is the battle we are in.

Time to focus on the real enemy and not all the distractions that will allow that enemy to win.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:00 | 1877992 Uncle Remus
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We're in a very critical period. The "election" is just a distraction.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:13 | 1878001 Plumplechook
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You are fucking insane.  Your theory appears to be that the only way to fix this country is to replace one 'ruinous president'  with a complete fucking moron.  Yea - that'll fix things up real good.   Fuckwit.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:35 | 1878072 bob_dabolina
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We all take this very cereal

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 02:18 | 1878370 i-dog
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"Time to focus on the real enemy"

The real enemy is Washington, DC! It has been captured by a foreign power and is actively working against you.

It will not be recovered by sending a holiday postcard (ballot slip) to the foreign power!!!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:53 | 1877980 dexter_morgan
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how can you nnot love this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1ym7S3F3w&NR=1

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:06 | 1878007 msjimmied
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I don't get it. All this build up, whipping up their mean spirited, racist, Randian pricks of a base for over 3 years, primed the pump for the greatest come back in political history, and they come up with these clowns? When you're going for the gold, you do your homework, you don't choke on a simple question like this, or think 2 out of three ain't bad. People are hurting in this economy, and all they can do is push for the same crap that got us close to #1 in income inequality. I don't care if someone opts for steak on food stamps when they get tired of oatmeal and pinto beans. That fallacy of the Cadillac welfare queen is so over. There are MILLIONS on food stamps and unemployment. Foreclosed on and homeless, lousy credit that bars them from a meaningful job, if they can find one. The problem is huge, and getting bigger by the day, I don't see either party cognizant of the fact. 900 billion has been withdrawn from CD's, I forget how much from 401k's and IRAs prematurely  That's a lot of cash people needed to have liquid cos they don't feel secure to put it into long term investments.  I am in no frame of mind to suffer fools now, neither is the country. Shut this sideshow down.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:10 | 1878017 thunderchief
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I would not make that man Commander in Chief of one corner pizza joint, let alone an entire country.

He is a psychotic megalomaniac moron.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:13 | 1878027 nick howdy
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This is a joke...All these Republicans...Except Paul, WTF..Choice is a not an illusion anymore...You don't have one!  

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:13 | 1878028 eurusdog
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What a fucking joke. None of these retards know their ass form their elbows. He wants to disagree with Obama just so he can say he disagrees with Obama.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:44 | 1878090 Randall Cabot
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I think a one-on-one debate is in order: Cain vs Perry.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:46 | 1878091 Randall Cabot
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Uh huh, uh huh.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:48 | 1878104 JR
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It finally disproves the old axiom that anybody can be president.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:57 | 1878140 Fozzy Slippers
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Did HC ride the short bus? Where's the tele-prompter when you need one?

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:06 | 1878165 rumblefish
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let me ponder cain.

First the pros: he not a polished politician....i like that.

cons: 1) he is a  fucking a retard. who let this guy run a business? 2) he is Federal Reserve Guy.

 

Problem we face is its either ron paul or its not. Romney, Obama, perry, Cain,....... all the same.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:07 | 1878174 spencer
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Oh God, it hurts to watch this. Are all politicians that stupid?

I mean c'mon this guy was supposedly wiser than the rest of the turds out there.

Ron Paul is a genious in comparison.

 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:38 | 1879403 AdahPrice
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Napoleon said, "in politics, stupidity is not a handicap".

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:12 | 1878179 JR
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Instructions for Proper Arrangement of Deck Chairs on the U.S.S. ('Too Big To Sink') Titanic by David Franke (excerpt)

…The question remains, then, how to arrange the deck chairs of the "opposition" to Captain Obama. While the top first class passengers will still remain in control, this is a matter of endless fascination to the media passengers who convinced their bosses that this is a story worth covering (and paying for, with their expensive cabins).

We suggest a three-part organization of those deck chairs.

  1. The establishment candidates
  2. The "anti-establishment" candidates (aka conservative clowns)
  3. The prophet (we are required by law to provide him with a chair, but our solution will be to just ignore him and pretend he doesn’t exist)

The establishment candidates

Front chair occupied by Mitt Romney. Back chair (perilously near the ocean edge of the deck) occupied by Jon Huntsman.

The "anti-establishment" conservative clowns

These seats are occupied by Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and – oh, yes – Rick Santorum. These seats rotate according to the media’s boredom factor. When they get tired of one clown, switch the chairs and the next "flavor of the month" gets the front chair. Except that Santorum, with his Google problem, who never seems to get that front seat.

The "prophet"

There’s no doubt who sits in this chair, all alone: Ron Paul. But is he Captain Barr of the Cunardia Caronia, warning of icebergs ahead? Or the captain of the Greek steamer Athinai warning of the same iceberg danger, only closer? Or, finally, the California, warning “We are stopped and surrounded by ice”? No matter. We will just ignore him.

To listen to the prophet, you see, would require the Titanic to change course. And nobody really wants to do that because the Titanic is on the fastest path across the Atlantic, and this is a cruise for addicted gamblers….

If the “Titanic” wins the race across the Atlantic, the first-class passengers stand to win a bundle of derivatives upon disembarkation in Lower Manhattan.

The second-class passengers are told they will be taken care of until death with pension derivatives and medical-care derivatives.

And the third-class passengers – well, they have been convinced they cannot make it across the Atlantic on their own and must depend on smarter people to get them there. Plus, one of them stands to win the lottery and get a bundle of derivatives like those in first class. Lotteries are very popular in third class.

The media passengers? Well, none of them has studied navigation, so they think the Titanic’s course is the only way to get across the Atlantic.

The only way to deal with Prophet Paul, therefore, is to ignore him. And so he is ignored by the establishment media. He gets just 90 seconds in the GOP presidential debate on foreign policy on Saturday, November 12, for example. Old Testament prophets have never been faves on TV, anyway, unless they are safely ensconced in the historical past.

Of course the next step is Titanic lookout Frederick Fleet’s chilling and to-the-point message: "Iceberg ahead!" But by then it is too late.

November 14, 2011

http://lewrockwell.com/franke/franke21.1.html

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:10 | 1878180 Joe Sixpack
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"...if that is what it will take to make him "appeal" to the general Joe Sixpack, so be it: if America ends up with one of these other muppets it is doomed. Doomed"

 

I voted for Ron Paul in 2008.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:11 | 1878184 MarcusLCrassus
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There's those damn democrats again setting up such a smart guy like McCain. 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:17 | 1878195 illadeljim
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Cain should of just said 'before the president supports the overthrow of a government, we should know that the opposition won't be a group of Islamic extremists that will cause more trouble for us than Gaddafi ever could'.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:31 | 1878220 connda
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"Libya?  Hummm.  Yes, Libya?"  (Fuck, where is Libya?)  Yes, Ghaddafi" (God, pulled that out of my ass. Fuck what happened in Libya).  "Really, I wasn't privy to the facts" (Damn, I drank too much last night with that hottie new secretary.  I can't remember shit.  Ok I remember.  Somebody bombed Libya) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, <5 minutes later> "...and I didn't see reports of that assessment." (Sweet Jesus!  I hope I ducked that bombshell.  I'm gonna havta find out what happened in Libya).

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:36 | 1878228 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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All Hands On Lybian Vagina!!! 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:44 | 1878241 teotwawki
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OK so this is a video where Cain was rehearsing what he was supposed to say to the sheeple and somebody released it to the public to make him look stupid. The elite must have serious dirt on my pizza brotha.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:50 | 1878250 teotwawki
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 Ron Paul is a well thought out distraction for the last few remaining thinkers on planet dumbfuck to keep us from ripping our clothes off and running through the streets screaming like banshees. (If it wasn't for him we would be convinced we were insane and do just that). He is not real, he has no chance.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 01:57 | 1878349 CrockettAlmanac.com
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If Ron Paul is keeping folks from running through the streets naked I'd say that that alone justifies his candidacy. Can you imagine the horror of an OWSN (Occupy Wall Street Naked) movement?

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 01:56 | 1878348 Kelley
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Cain actually gave an intelligent answer. The questioners were trying to get him to give answers they had preconceived notions about. It was amost like they were not listening, although it was proibably more that they couldn't give a crap what his answer was, rather they wanted to trap him into a gotcha answer.

Namely, did you or did you not support Obama's Libya policy? and so on.

He might have had a chemo brain moment, but then he recovered quite well.

PS. Cain was my #1 choice, but Gingrich has done such a good job in the debates, especially Saturday, that he's got my attention right now. Yeah he has old baggage, but he seems to have matured and overcome it at least in my mind.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 02:00 | 1878352 Peter K
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Obama is the IDIOT. "THe least qualified person in any room", is the way Rush describes him. And it fits the assclown to a tee.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 03:15 | 1878403 Ivan the Russian
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For fucks sake!

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 04:02 | 1878433 barkingbill
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didn't think it was actually so bad. why? 

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:29 | 1879385 JarJarBonks
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GO RON PAUL !!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 17:16 | 1897779 wattie
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Oh come on everyone.

Cains confusion is totally understandable. He was asked a question on Libya.

Nowadays he's far more rehearsed answering questions on Labia!!

Allegedly

Cheers Wattie

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