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"Mr. Venizelos I presume? The name is Jeethner. Tim Jeethner."

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1491632 Conrad Murray
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I've come to eat your peas!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491702 TruthInSunshine
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Thought cloud:

I wish I hadn't pretended to know what he meant when he asked me if I "liked Greek."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491801 hedgeless_horseman
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First photo:

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Second photo:

Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I'm sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia's face]

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:47 | 1491936 TruthInSunshine
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On the 2nd one:

Venizelos Thought Cloud:

What has this woman done to me. She has traumatized me. I didn't know those acts of depravity existed. Should I go public with this?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:54 | 1492056 nope-1004
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Is that Madeleine Albright or Hillary Clinton?

Ouch.  The camera adds..... what....... 55 lbs?

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:05 | 1492097 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"Tim, I could eat a motherfucker like you for breakfast....bitch."

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:11 | 1492117 nope-1004
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"Is that the hallway to the oval office where your hubby got his balls licked?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:59 | 1492343 flacon
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Fat face for my facebook profile pic! 

 

So that's what HiLIARy's been up to since her campaign.... eating...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 20:58 | 1492648 FEDbuster
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The first one under his breath, "we needed a couple more bottles of Ouso".

Second one, "Madame Secretary have another Gyro"

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:20 | 1493556 StychoKiller
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"Why yes, Madame Secretary, my double-chin IS larger than yours."  (but not by much!)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:42 | 1492309 mrcybermac
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Tim:  "You eat motherfuckers?"  (happy gilmore reference)

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:07 | 1493411 TruthInSunshine
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Timmay, I have chunks bigger than you in my stool. I heard you no lika to pay the taxes.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:41 | 1492189 Jendrzejczyk
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How many cameras does she have on her?

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | 1491826 MachoMan
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Mrs. Secretary, let me show you way to bridge I have you guard. 

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:07 | 1492239 Top_Kill
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Seriously...What the fuck do you have to do to get fired round here?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 19:50 | 1492483 NumberNone
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It was an odd day in the White House when Bacchus descended from Mount Olympus in a business suit to tell the US Government the party is over.  

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:21 | 1493558 StychoKiller
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Man!! Kinda hard to top that one!  NumberNone FTW!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1491634 lizzy36
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GOT MEAT

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:59 | 1492223 clymer
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"Geithner" The "other" other white meat.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1491636 Mike2756
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"You may now kiss the bride"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:55 | 1491763 IBelieveInMagic
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LOL!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:40 | 1492187 qqqqtrader
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LOL

+1 bigmac

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491637 Clayton Bigsby
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<--- I'm with stupid.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491784 traderjoe
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I'm with idiot ---->

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:04 | 1491812 Sudden Debt
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î  I'm their doctor

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:04 | 1492093 DoChenRollingBearing
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^--- Who suffers most...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:03 | 1492230 knukles
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(second)

Babe!  You got enuf cellulite in them cankles to repack all 4 bearings on my Jag!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:22 | 1492140 traderjoe
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For 2nd: "the buffet is this way..." or

"the shrimp cocktail is over here..."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:32 | 1492293 rufusbird
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Hillary to person off camera..."See, I told you the buffet was a good idea!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:04 | 1492233 Thomas
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Madame Secretary: Would you like to take a load off your feet?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491639 101 years and c...
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dumber and dumberer

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491642 Conrad Murray
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Default? C'mere lil boy, I'ma show you how to do it the Greek way.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:06 | 1492102 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, at least Tim would get to learn a lil something...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491643 pth
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Mr. Geithner, this is what you will look like if you keep racking up the debt.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:37 | 1491988 Cash_is_Trash
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Feeble and fat people recommend TurboTax!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491647 Transitory Disi...
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Mr. Venizelos smirks as he realises Geithner's zipper is undone

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491648 Long-John-Silver
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I thought Whale hunting was illegal in the USA.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:08 | 1492107 DoChenRollingBearing
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Whale hunting yes.  Becoming a whale no.  Perfectly OK to grow to XXL here in the USA!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491650 Azannoth
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The fat guy is living proof there is no recession

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:05 | 1491825 Sudden Debt
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He's got enough fat reserves to walk from Washington to Peking without eating underway.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:39 | 1492000 Cash_is_Trash
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You may mock me Mr. Jeethner, but I CAN eat iPods!

Wuaahuaaauuuhaaauuuaaa

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491652 johny2
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Finally, help for the debt ceiling plan 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491653 Transitory Disi...
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Deflation on the left, Inflation on the right

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491656 shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491657 shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491658 SilverDoctors
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So...do I need to submit an official resume or anything?

www.silverdoctors.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491659 maneco
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Hi Tim! My account number in Zurich is 345678. Thanks.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491660 Robot Traders Mom
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Where the fuck is Dick Fuld at?

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:28 | 1493561 Libertarians fo...
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OH LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!  THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!! 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DICK FULD?  WHERE IS HE???????

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MAYBE HE ATE HIM??  !!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

WOW - THAT DICK FULD SHIT WAS THE MOST CLEVER COMMENT OF THE DAY!!!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491661 Joe Sixpack
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"The better to hear your debt solution, my peer."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | 1491663 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Beavis and Peter Griffin.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:50 | 1492208 Bad Asset
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for sure. good call.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | 1491665 phraseshifter
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"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | 1491668 SignsAndWonders
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Timmeh meets the PIIGS newest Chief Financial Offalcer

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | 1491670 phraseshifter
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"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491671 Agent P
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Subway commercial - Take 1

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:23 | 1491921 Agent P
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Pic #2:

Hilary (talking through her teeth to her aide): "Great, he stole all of the books...this is just fucking great...I hope you're happy Iowa."

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491672 Crabshack
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Vezzy, I paid more interest than your total debt while we were posing for this.  

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491673 What_Me_Worry
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My Big Fat Greek Tragedy

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491674 rdenner
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GET... IN.... MY... BELLY!!!! I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491675 There is No Spoon
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While Mr. Venizelos appeared confident that a baklava backed "new Drachma" could spur growth in Greece, Mr. Geithner remained skeptical, pointing out the impossibility of inflating away debt in this scenario.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491676 lizzy36
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Billion dollar deficit's aren't cool. You know what's cool trillion dollar deficits.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491677 Misean
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Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:54 | 1492214 Debt-Penitent
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...wow.

That's creative.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1491678 surferexx
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"so if we take the number of cowlicks above my forehead, and divide by the number of jelly rolls under your shirt, that should give us a resultant that satisfies S&P's GDP/dept ratio don't you think?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | 1491681 El Viejo
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Kindly remove your hand from my pocket sir.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | 1491682 Let them all fail
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With John Candy (or John Candyopolous as he is known in Greece) at the helm it was no wonder when talks broke down after Geithner refused to shoot cholesterol striaght into Mr. Candy's blood stream

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | 1491685 Dagny Taggart
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Abbott and Costello - Who's central bank is on first?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | 1491689 SeanJKerrigan
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Welcome to the Wax Museum of horrible figures in history.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | 1491691 treemagnet
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Now that gays can marry.......ya wanna?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | 1491692 buzzsaw99
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Greek: A jackdaw is always found near a jackdaw.

English: Birds of a feather flock together."

 

A pair of Jackdaws is better than not jack shit.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | 1491694 Conrad Murray
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Keebler and Shrek Go to Rothschild Castle

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | 1491695 A Man without Q...
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Come on, we'll take one quick photo and then I'll take you to meet Jeff Gannon...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | 1491696 Temporalist
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"Do I get to eat the little guy now?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | 1491697 carbonmutant
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The only reason Venizelos is talking to Geithner is because he wants something.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:05 | 1492236 Doña K
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First picture: Tim: I wonder if they can tell by his smile 

Second picture: This way, Let me show you how to play "hide the loukaniko"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | 1491701 JohnG
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Fat guy > Jeetner * 2.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | 1491705 r101958
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"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | 1491748 El Viejo
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Rats, not fast enough  below V

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | 1491799 Long-John-Silver
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Will you pay Tuesday's price for today's hamburger?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | 1491712 treemagnet
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Speaking through his teeth, "Stop touching yourself and smile".

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | 1491714 Yogibear101
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"FAIL"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | 1491717 A_MacLaren
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Jeethner: Who's your tailor, I need to avoid him.

Venizelos: Who cuts your hair?  You look like Beevis!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | 1491723 Atlas_shrugging
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We're not only Hair Club presidents, but also theives

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | 1491725 garbled
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My debt is bigger than your debt.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | 1491727 buzzsaw99
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Don't touch me there?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491729 Royal Fleming
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Just smile...I dont think they saw anything.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491730 JohnFrodo
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I have not seen you since Eraserhead!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491731 treemagnet
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"before and after" picture.  Don't let this happen to you - choose your central bankers with care.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491732 silvertrain
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we cant gurantee your check on the 3rd big poppa..

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491733 blackchips
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Let's figure out more ways to screw the Germans and that witch Merkel.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491734 El Viejo
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491736 roccman
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"remember - don't hit the red button"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:12 | 1491738 steve3828
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"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1491739 Use of Weapons
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"You think $15 billion spent on the Olympics was impressive? We spent $15 trillion, and didn't even get a stadium"

 

"Saturday July 23rd was the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Bull Run - and we made sure the markets were celebrating it, just like you've been re-enacting Thermopylae"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | 1491747 buzzsaw99
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Tweedle Dee and Turbo Dumb?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | 1491749 DonnieD
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I usually take my guests out to dinner but the card is maxed out until Aug. 2nd.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | 1491750 the not so migh...
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clown convention 2011

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | 1491753 williambanzai7
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JACKASSES

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:52 | 1491757 Shock and Aweful
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"Mr. Jeether congratulates Mr. Venizelo's on his win at the annual fiat-eating contest"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:54 | 1491758 firefighter302
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Alien life proven.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:54 | 1491759 treemagnet
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"Who else knows about this.......lets keep it that way"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:08 | 1491838 Sudden Debt
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Yeah... but rumor has it that some girl saw what happend and the peelers got her in custody.

But don't sweat it, I'll take care of it.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1491764 sabra1
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Laurel and Hardy Go To Washington!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1491765 wisefool
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How's your mandarin?

Jinks!

Jinks first!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1491766 harlanaladd
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"Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Timmy."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:03 | 1491814 NotApplicable
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I LOLed.

Just need wb7 to shop them some hats.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1491767 metastar
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WANTED! ...

(You fill in the rest)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | 1491772 treemagnet
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"Ben don't know shit - I'm in charge, always have....Obama, fucking clown - I've forgotton more than he knows.....listen fat boy, I'm the Dude, get it?!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | 1491774 bigdumbnugly
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50% of the Mount Rushmore of Spendthriftery.

 

the other two (my ex and the bernank) are not pictured.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 14:47 | 1505904 bigdumbnugly
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just checked back and am surprised to see my ex didn't jiunk me.

yeah, she's probably reading huffpo

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | 1491775 OMG
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Phase (1) Insert head a little.........wait

Phase (II) Ram shaft balls deep......repeat often as neccessary

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | 1491777 Bam_Man
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"It's hard to smile while you're stepping on my foot!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1491779 Eagle Keeper
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Guy on the right thinking:   I need to suck this guy's dick...

 

Guy on the left (Timmay) thinking:  I wish I had a dick....

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:34 | 1491974 Eagle Keeper
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Added pic comment:

 

Guy on the right thinking: I need to suck this guy's dick...

 

Guy on the left (Hillary) thinking:  This guy just sucked my dick...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1491781 metastar
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And for #2 ...

"Choose the form of the destructor"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1491782 Miles Kendig
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Austerity?  There is no more fat to be cut so we'll lower your carrying charges

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1491783 Misean
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Stop it Timmah! You look like that deer in the headlights photo TD likes to post!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491785 WeTheSheeplez
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Timmy... which do you prefer...hanging or the firing squad?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491786 Sabibaby
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My Big Fat Greek Bailout

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491787 Dakota Thunder
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How much gold is Hillary hiding in those cheeks?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491788 silvertrain
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"this dude is big enough for monsanto to patent"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491789 gdogus erectus
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"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:08 | 1491839 Bam_Man
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LOL!

A famous line spoken to Mr. Creosotopolous.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491791 NotApplicable
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No captions come to mind that aren't already well covered, but I keep looking at the picture expecting some scantily clad women to go running by, like the end of all of the rest of Benny Hill's shows.

*cues Yakety Sax*

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | 1491798 NotApplicable
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I didn't mean her!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | 1491794 treemagnet
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Clinton pic

Here Ms Clint-ton, we bring strong stool for you large sexy ass.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | 1491795 Bam_Man
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And bonus:

"And now my little dumpling, let us enjoy the all-you-can-eat Greek buffet."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | 1491796 colonial
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Wait, who are you?  I thought I was supposed to meet with Bernanke

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | 1491800 Forgiven
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[caption with Geithner]

Greece defaulted and All I got was this lousy photo op.

 

[hillary picture]

Shall we dance?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | 1491802 The Profit Prophet
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Geithner Pic: Have you seen these stupid fuckers? If so, call 1-800- DEFAULT

Hillary Pic:  You remind me of my 13th wife...and I've only been married 12 times!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491803 marcusfenix
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" what i want to know is when the hell is obama going to do something about zero hedge?"

"yeah, that tyler durden is becoming a real pain in tha ass"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | 1491805 sodbuster
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Who are the two guys in the bottom pic??

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:13 | 1491866 Agent P
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Tom Petty has really let himself go.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:19 | 1491897 sodbuster
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LOL! Gotta love the mullet though- It's got that real Kenny "fuckin" Powers look!!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:14 | 1492258 ElvisDog
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Okay, "Tom Petty" was the best one, and it wasn't even close.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491808 treemagnet
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Meanwhile, backstage the retired ex-professional wrestlers joke and poke fun at each others failing health and overall poor physical condition.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491809 israhole
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Who are the two fat guys in the second pic?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | 1491810 moonstears
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1st pic: If you're serious, we'll buy the island of lesbos.

2nd: Funny pun, Jeethner, let's give madam Secty, the tour, this way "wink"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491811 Forgiven
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Mr Jeethner, meet Benny Hill...the new PM of Greece (cue music)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491813 Conrad Murray
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Louie Anderson smiles nervously during his first meeting with a Romulan aboard the Bird of Prey, USS Ponzi

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:55 | 1492216 Global Hunter
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Oh shit I nearly made puke after laughing so hard at that.  Louie Anderson +++++

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:03 | 1491815 Johnny Yuma
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Photo 1: Tell me Timmy... Would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or during it's decline?

Photo 2: Ah yes, please hand me the Hungry Bear Sandwich... Let's make Bill jealous...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:04 | 1491818 Silverhog
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Yes, this chair is to small. I think this one over here would work better for a lap dance.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | 1491829 PulauHantu29
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3 Top Crooks Still Roaming Free After the Economic Crash

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-Top-Crooks-Still-Roaming-wscheats-266710...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | 1491830 Mongo
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Caption 1: To the left... the object orbiting the one on the right

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | 1491831 treemagnet
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Yeah, whatever you fat fuck - listen, take the deal and get yourself some books on American history for your bookcase....good talk, good talk; huh? (murmur)..... 'cause thats the way I roll!  I'll tell Bill you said something nice.

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