Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

"Mr. Venizelos I presume? The name is Jeethner. Tim Jeethner."

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Conrad Murray's picture

I've come to eat your peas!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Thought cloud:

I wish I hadn't pretended to know what he meant when he asked me if I "liked Greek."

hedgeless_horseman's picture





First photo:

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Second photo:

Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I'm sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia's face]

TruthInSunshine's picture

On the 2nd one:

Venizelos Thought Cloud:

What has this woman done to me. She has traumatized me. I didn't know those acts of depravity existed. Should I go public with this?

nope-1004's picture

Is that Madeleine Albright or Hillary Clinton?

Ouch.  The camera adds..... what....... 55 lbs?


bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

"Tim, I could eat a motherfucker like you for breakfast....bitch."

nope-1004's picture

"Is that the hallway to the oval office where your hubby got his balls licked?"

flacon's picture

Fat face for my facebook profile pic! 


So that's what HiLIARy's been up to since her campaign.... eating...

FEDbuster's picture

The first one under his breath, "we needed a couple more bottles of Ouso".

Second one, "Madame Secretary have another Gyro"

StychoKiller's picture

"Why yes, Madame Secretary, my double-chin IS larger than yours."  (but not by much!)

mrcybermac's picture

Tim:  "You eat motherfuckers?"  (happy gilmore reference)

TruthInSunshine's picture

Timmay, I have chunks bigger than you in my stool. I heard you no lika to pay the taxes.

Jendrzejczyk's picture

How many cameras does she have on her?

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MachoMan's picture

Mrs. Secretary, let me show you way to bridge I have you guard. 

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Top_Kill's picture

Seriously...What the fuck do you have to do to get fired round here?

NumberNone's picture

It was an odd day in the White House when Bacchus descended from Mount Olympus in a business suit to tell the US Government the party is over.  

StychoKiller's picture

Man!! Kinda hard to top that one!  NumberNone FTW!

clymer's picture

"Geithner" The "other" other white meat.

Mike2756's picture

"You may now kiss the bride"

Clayton Bigsby's picture

<--- I'm with stupid.

knukles's picture


Babe!  You got enuf cellulite in them cankles to repack all 4 bearings on my Jag!

traderjoe's picture

For 2nd: "the buffet is this way..." or

"the shrimp cocktail is over here..."

rufusbird's picture

Hillary to person off camera..."See, I told you the buffet was a good idea!"

Thomas's picture

Madame Secretary: Would you like to take a load off your feet?

Conrad Murray's picture

Default? C'mere lil boy, I'ma show you how to do it the Greek way.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Well, at least Tim would get to learn a lil something...

pth's picture

Mr. Geithner, this is what you will look like if you keep racking up the debt.

Cash_is_Trash's picture

Feeble and fat people recommend TurboTax!

Transitory Disinflation's picture

Mr. Venizelos smirks as he realises Geithner's zipper is undone

Long-John-Silver's picture

I thought Whale hunting was illegal in the USA.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Whale hunting yes.  Becoming a whale no.  Perfectly OK to grow to XXL here in the USA!

Azannoth's picture

The fat guy is living proof there is no recession

Sudden Debt's picture

He's got enough fat reserves to walk from Washington to Peking without eating underway.


Cash_is_Trash's picture

You may mock me Mr. Jeethner, but I CAN eat iPods!


johny2's picture

Finally, help for the debt ceiling plan 

Transitory Disinflation's picture

Deflation on the left, Inflation on the right

shahroodi's picture

fault and default

shahroodi's picture

fault and default

SilverDoctors's picture I need to submit an official resume or anything?

maneco's picture

Hi Tim! My account number in Zurich is 345678. Thanks.


Robot Traders Mom's picture

Where the fuck is Dick Fuld at?