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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1491632 Conrad Murray
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I've come to eat your peas!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | 1491702 TruthInSunshine
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Thought cloud:

I wish I hadn't pretended to know what he meant when he asked me if I "liked Greek."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | 1491801 hedgeless_horseman
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First photo:

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Second photo:

Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I'm sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia's face]

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:47 | 1491936 TruthInSunshine
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On the 2nd one:

Venizelos Thought Cloud:

What has this woman done to me. She has traumatized me. I didn't know those acts of depravity existed. Should I go public with this?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:54 | 1492056 nope-1004
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Is that Madeleine Albright or Hillary Clinton?

Ouch.  The camera adds..... what....... 55 lbs?

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:05 | 1492097 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"Tim, I could eat a motherfucker like you for breakfast....bitch."

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:11 | 1492117 nope-1004
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"Is that the hallway to the oval office where your hubby got his balls licked?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:59 | 1492343 flacon
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Fat face for my facebook profile pic! 

 

So that's what HiLIARy's been up to since her campaign.... eating...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 20:58 | 1492648 FEDbuster
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The first one under his breath, "we needed a couple more bottles of Ouso".

Second one, "Madame Secretary have another Gyro"

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:20 | 1493556 StychoKiller
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"Why yes, Madame Secretary, my double-chin IS larger than yours."  (but not by much!)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:42 | 1492309 mrcybermac
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Tim:  "You eat motherfuckers?"  (happy gilmore reference)

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:07 | 1493411 TruthInSunshine
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Timmay, I have chunks bigger than you in my stool. I heard you no lika to pay the taxes.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:41 | 1492189 Jendrzejczyk
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How many cameras does she have on her?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 08:04 | 1725259 rossi
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | 1491826 MachoMan
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Mrs. Secretary, let me show you way to bridge I have you guard. 

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 07:57 | 1725241 rossi
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:07 | 1492239 Top_Kill
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Seriously...What the fuck do you have to do to get fired round here?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 19:50 | 1492483 NumberNone
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It was an odd day in the White House when Bacchus descended from Mount Olympus in a business suit to tell the US Government the party is over.  

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:21 | 1493558 StychoKiller
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Man!! Kinda hard to top that one!  NumberNone FTW!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1491634 lizzy36
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GOT MEAT

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:59 | 1492223 clymer
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"Geithner" The "other" other white meat.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | 1491636 Mike2756
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"You may now kiss the bride"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:55 | 1491763 IBelieveInMagic
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LOL!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:40 | 1492187 qqqqtrader
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LOL

+1 bigmac

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491637 Clayton Bigsby
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<--- I'm with stupid.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1491784 traderjoe
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I'm with idiot ---->

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:04 | 1491812 Sudden Debt
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î  I'm their doctor

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:04 | 1492093 DoChenRollingBearing
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^--- Who suffers most...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:03 | 1492230 knukles
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(second)

Babe!  You got enuf cellulite in them cankles to repack all 4 bearings on my Jag!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:22 | 1492140 traderjoe
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For 2nd: "the buffet is this way..." or

"the shrimp cocktail is over here..."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:32 | 1492293 rufusbird
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Hillary to person off camera..."See, I told you the buffet was a good idea!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:04 | 1492233 Thomas
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Madame Secretary: Would you like to take a load off your feet?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491639 101 years and c...
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dumber and dumberer

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491642 Conrad Murray
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Default? C'mere lil boy, I'ma show you how to do it the Greek way.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:06 | 1492102 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, at least Tim would get to learn a lil something...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | 1491643 pth
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Mr. Geithner, this is what you will look like if you keep racking up the debt.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:37 | 1491988 Cash_is_Trash
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Feeble and fat people recommend TurboTax!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491647 Transitory Disi...
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Mr. Venizelos smirks as he realises Geithner's zipper is undone

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491648 Long-John-Silver
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I thought Whale hunting was illegal in the USA.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:08 | 1492107 DoChenRollingBearing
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Whale hunting yes.  Becoming a whale no.  Perfectly OK to grow to XXL here in the USA!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491650 Azannoth
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The fat guy is living proof there is no recession

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:05 | 1491825 Sudden Debt
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He's got enough fat reserves to walk from Washington to Peking without eating underway.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:39 | 1492000 Cash_is_Trash
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You may mock me Mr. Jeethner, but I CAN eat iPods!

Wuaahuaaauuuhaaauuuaaa

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | 1491652 johny2
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Finally, help for the debt ceiling plan 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491653 Transitory Disi...
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Deflation on the left, Inflation on the right

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491656 shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491657 shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491658 SilverDoctors
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So...do I need to submit an official resume or anything?

www.silverdoctors.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491659 maneco
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Hi Tim! My account number in Zurich is 345678. Thanks.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1491660 Robot Traders Mom
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Where the fuck is Dick Fuld at?

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