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"Mr. Venizelos I presume? The name is Jeethner. Tim Jeethner."

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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I've come to eat your peas!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Thought cloud:

I wish I hadn't pretended to know what he meant when he asked me if I "liked Greek."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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First photo:

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Second photo:

Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I'm sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia's face]

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:47 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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On the 2nd one:

Venizelos Thought Cloud:

What has this woman done to me. She has traumatized me. I didn't know those acts of depravity existed. Should I go public with this?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:54 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Is that Madeleine Albright or Hillary Clinton?

Ouch.  The camera adds..... what....... 55 lbs?

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:05 | Link to Comment bankrupt JPM bu...
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"Tim, I could eat a motherfucker like you for breakfast....bitch."

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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"Is that the hallway to the oval office where your hubby got his balls licked?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:59 | Link to Comment flacon
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Fat face for my facebook profile pic! 

 

So that's what HiLIARy's been up to since her campaign.... eating...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 20:58 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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The first one under his breath, "we needed a couple more bottles of Ouso".

Second one, "Madame Secretary have another Gyro"

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:20 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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"Why yes, Madame Secretary, my double-chin IS larger than yours."  (but not by much!)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:42 | Link to Comment mrcybermac
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Tim:  "You eat motherfuckers?"  (happy gilmore reference)

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:07 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Timmay, I have chunks bigger than you in my stool. I heard you no lika to pay the taxes.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:41 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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How many cameras does she have on her?

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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Mrs. Secretary, let me show you way to bridge I have you guard. 

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 07:57 | Link to Comment rossi
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Top_Kill
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Seriously...What the fuck do you have to do to get fired round here?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 19:50 | Link to Comment NumberNone
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It was an odd day in the White House when Bacchus descended from Mount Olympus in a business suit to tell the US Government the party is over.  

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:21 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Man!! Kinda hard to top that one!  NumberNone FTW!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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GOT MEAT

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:59 | Link to Comment clymer
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"Geithner" The "other" other white meat.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Mike2756
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"You may now kiss the bride"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:55 | Link to Comment IBelieveInMagic
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LOL!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:40 | Link to Comment qqqqtrader
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LOL

+1 bigmac

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Clayton Bigsby
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<--- I'm with stupid.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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I'm with idiot ---->

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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î  I'm their doctor

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:04 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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^--- Who suffers most...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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(second)

Babe!  You got enuf cellulite in them cankles to repack all 4 bearings on my Jag!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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For 2nd: "the buffet is this way..." or

"the shrimp cocktail is over here..."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment rufusbird
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Hillary to person off camera..."See, I told you the buffet was a good idea!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:04 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Madame Secretary: Would you like to take a load off your feet?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | Link to Comment 101 years and c...
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dumber and dumberer

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Default? C'mere lil boy, I'ma show you how to do it the Greek way.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:06 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, at least Tim would get to learn a lil something...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:39 | Link to Comment pth
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Mr. Geithner, this is what you will look like if you keep racking up the debt.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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Feeble and fat people recommend TurboTax!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Transitory Disi...
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Mr. Venizelos smirks as he realises Geithner's zipper is undone

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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I thought Whale hunting was illegal in the USA.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:08 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Whale hunting yes.  Becoming a whale no.  Perfectly OK to grow to XXL here in the USA!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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The fat guy is living proof there is no recession

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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He's got enough fat reserves to walk from Washington to Peking without eating underway.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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You may mock me Mr. Jeethner, but I CAN eat iPods!

Wuaahuaaauuuhaaauuuaaa

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment johny2
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Finally, help for the debt ceiling plan 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Transitory Disi...
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Deflation on the left, Inflation on the right

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment shahroodi
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fault and default

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment SilverDoctors
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So...do I need to submit an official resume or anything?

www.silverdoctors.com

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment maneco
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Hi Tim! My account number in Zurich is 345678. Thanks.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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Where the fuck is Dick Fuld at?

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:28 | Link to Comment Libertarians fo...
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OH LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!  THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!! 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DICK FULD?  WHERE IS HE???????

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MAYBE HE ATE HIM??  !!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

WOW - THAT DICK FULD SHIT WAS THE MOST CLEVER COMMENT OF THE DAY!!!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Joe Sixpack
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"The better to hear your debt solution, my peer."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Beavis and Peter Griffin.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Bad Asset
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for sure. good call.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment phraseshifter
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"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment SignsAndWonders
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Timmeh meets the PIIGS newest Chief Financial Offalcer

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment phraseshifter
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"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Subway commercial - Take 1

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Pic #2:

Hilary (talking through her teeth to her aide): "Great, he stole all of the books...this is just fucking great...I hope you're happy Iowa."

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Crabshack
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Vezzy, I paid more interest than your total debt while we were posing for this.  

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment What_Me_Worry
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My Big Fat Greek Tragedy

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment rdenner
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GET... IN.... MY... BELLY!!!! I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment There is No Spoon
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While Mr. Venizelos appeared confident that a baklava backed "new Drachma" could spur growth in Greece, Mr. Geithner remained skeptical, pointing out the impossibility of inflating away debt in this scenario.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Billion dollar deficit's aren't cool. You know what's cool trillion dollar deficits.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Misean
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Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Debt-Penitent
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...wow.

That's creative.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment surferexx
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"so if we take the number of cowlicks above my forehead, and divide by the number of jelly rolls under your shirt, that should give us a resultant that satisfies S&P's GDP/dept ratio don't you think?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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Kindly remove your hand from my pocket sir.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Let them all fail
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With John Candy (or John Candyopolous as he is known in Greece) at the helm it was no wonder when talks broke down after Geithner refused to shoot cholesterol striaght into Mr. Candy's blood stream

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Dagny Taggart
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Abbott and Costello - Who's central bank is on first?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment SeanJKerrigan
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Welcome to the Wax Museum of horrible figures in history.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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Now that gays can marry.......ya wanna?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Greek: A jackdaw is always found near a jackdaw.

English: Birds of a feather flock together."

 

A pair of Jackdaws is better than not jack shit.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Keebler and Shrek Go to Rothschild Castle

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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Come on, we'll take one quick photo and then I'll take you to meet Jeff Gannon...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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"Do I get to eat the little guy now?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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The only reason Venizelos is talking to Geithner is because he wants something.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Doña K
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First picture: Tim: I wonder if they can tell by his smile 

Second picture: This way, Let me show you how to play "hide the loukaniko"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Fat guy > Jeetner * 2.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment r101958
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"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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Rats, not fast enough  below V

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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Will you pay Tuesday's price for today's hamburger?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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Speaking through his teeth, "Stop touching yourself and smile".

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Yogibear101
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"FAIL"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment A_MacLaren
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Jeethner: Who's your tailor, I need to avoid him.

Venizelos: Who cuts your hair?  You look like Beevis!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Atlas_shrugging
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We're not only Hair Club presidents, but also theives

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | Link to Comment garbled
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My debt is bigger than your debt.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:48 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Don't touch me there?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Royal Fleming
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Just smile...I dont think they saw anything.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment JohnFrodo
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I have not seen you since Eraserhead!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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"before and after" picture.  Don't let this happen to you - choose your central bankers with care.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment silvertrain
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we cant gurantee your check on the 3rd big poppa..

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment blackchips
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Let's figure out more ways to screw the Germans and that witch Merkel.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment roccman
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"remember - don't hit the red button"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:12 | Link to Comment steve3828
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"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Use of Weapons
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"You think $15 billion spent on the Olympics was impressive? We spent $15 trillion, and didn't even get a stadium"

 

"Saturday July 23rd was the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Bull Run - and we made sure the markets were celebrating it, just like you've been re-enacting Thermopylae"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Tweedle Dee and Turbo Dumb?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | Link to Comment DonnieD
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I usually take my guests out to dinner but the card is maxed out until Aug. 2nd.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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clown convention 2011

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:51 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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JACKASSES

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Shock and Aweful
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"Mr. Jeether congratulates Mr. Venizelo's on his win at the annual fiat-eating contest"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:54 | Link to Comment firefighter302
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Alien life proven.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:54 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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"Who else knows about this.......lets keep it that way"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Yeah... but rumor has it that some girl saw what happend and the peelers got her in custody.

But don't sweat it, I'll take care of it.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment sabra1
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Laurel and Hardy Go To Washington!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment wisefool
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How's your mandarin?

Jinks!

Jinks first!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment harlanaladd
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"Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Timmy."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:03 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I LOLed.

Just need wb7 to shop them some hats.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment metastar
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WANTED! ...

(You fill in the rest)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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"Ben don't know shit - I'm in charge, always have....Obama, fucking clown - I've forgotton more than he knows.....listen fat boy, I'm the Dude, get it?!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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50% of the Mount Rushmore of Spendthriftery.

 

the other two (my ex and the bernank) are not pictured.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 14:47 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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just checked back and am surprised to see my ex didn't jiunk me.

yeah, she's probably reading huffpo

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment OMG
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Phase (1) Insert head a little.........wait

Phase (II) Ram shaft balls deep......repeat often as neccessary

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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"It's hard to smile while you're stepping on my foot!"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Eagle Keeper
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Guy on the right thinking:   I need to suck this guy's dick...

 

Guy on the left (Timmay) thinking:  I wish I had a dick....

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Eagle Keeper
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Added pic comment:

 

Guy on the right thinking: I need to suck this guy's dick...

 

Guy on the left (Hillary) thinking:  This guy just sucked my dick...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment metastar
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And for #2 ...

"Choose the form of the destructor"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Austerity?  There is no more fat to be cut so we'll lower your carrying charges

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Misean
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Stop it Timmah! You look like that deer in the headlights photo TD likes to post!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment WeTheSheeplez
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Timmy... which do you prefer...hanging or the firing squad?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Sabibaby
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My Big Fat Greek Bailout

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Dakota Thunder
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How much gold is Hillary hiding in those cheeks?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment silvertrain
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"this dude is big enough for monsanto to patent"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment gdogus erectus
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"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint?"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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LOL!

A famous line spoken to Mr. Creosotopolous.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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No captions come to mind that aren't already well covered, but I keep looking at the picture expecting some scantily clad women to go running by, like the end of all of the rest of Benny Hill's shows.

*cues Yakety Sax*

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I didn't mean her!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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Clinton pic

Here Ms Clint-ton, we bring strong stool for you large sexy ass.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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And bonus:

"And now my little dumpling, let us enjoy the all-you-can-eat Greek buffet."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:00 | Link to Comment colonial
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Wait, who are you?  I thought I was supposed to meet with Bernanke

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Forgiven
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[caption with Geithner]

Greece defaulted and All I got was this lousy photo op.

 

[hillary picture]

Shall we dance?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | Link to Comment The Profit Prophet
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Geithner Pic: Have you seen these stupid fuckers? If so, call 1-800- DEFAULT

Hillary Pic:  You remind me of my 13th wife...and I've only been married 12 times!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment marcusfenix
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" what i want to know is when the hell is obama going to do something about zero hedge?"

"yeah, that tyler durden is becoming a real pain in tha ass"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Who are the two guys in the bottom pic??

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Tom Petty has really let himself go.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:19 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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LOL! Gotta love the mullet though- It's got that real Kenny "fuckin" Powers look!!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 18:14 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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Okay, "Tom Petty" was the best one, and it wasn't even close.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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Meanwhile, backstage the retired ex-professional wrestlers joke and poke fun at each others failing health and overall poor physical condition.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment israhole
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Who are the two fat guys in the second pic?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | Link to Comment moonstears
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1st pic: If you're serious, we'll buy the island of lesbos.

2nd: Funny pun, Jeethner, let's give madam Secty, the tour, this way "wink"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Forgiven
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Mr Jeethner, meet Benny Hill...the new PM of Greece (cue music)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Louie Anderson smiles nervously during his first meeting with a Romulan aboard the Bird of Prey, USS Ponzi

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 17:55 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Oh shit I nearly made puke after laughing so hard at that.  Louie Anderson +++++

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Johnny Yuma
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Photo 1: Tell me Timmy... Would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or during it's decline?

Photo 2: Ah yes, please hand me the Hungry Bear Sandwich... Let's make Bill jealous...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Silverhog
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Yes, this chair is to small. I think this one over here would work better for a lap dance.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:06 | Link to Comment PulauHantu29
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3 Top Crooks Still Roaming Free After the Economic Crash

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-Top-Crooks-Still-Roaming-wscheats-266710...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Caption 1: To the left... the object orbiting the one on the right

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 16:07 | Link to Comment treemagnet
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Yeah, whatever you fat fuck - listen, take the deal and get yourself some books on American history for your bookcase....good talk, good talk; huh? (murmur)..... 'cause thats the way I roll!  I'll tell Bill you said something nice.

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