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"Mr. Venizelos I presume? The name is Jeethner. Tim Jeethner."
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I've come to eat your peas!
Thought cloud:
First photo:
Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.
Second photo:
Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I'm sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia's face]
On the 2nd one:
Venizelos Thought Cloud:
Is that Madeleine Albright or Hillary Clinton?
Ouch. The camera adds..... what....... 55 lbs?
"Tim, I could eat a motherfucker like you for breakfast....bitch."
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"Is that the hallway to the oval office where your hubby got his balls licked?"
Fat face for my facebook profile pic!
So that's what HiLIARy's been up to since her campaign.... eating...
The first one under his breath, "we needed a couple more bottles of Ouso".
Second one, "Madame Secretary have another Gyro"
"Why yes, Madame Secretary, my double-chin IS larger than yours." (but not by much!)
Tim: "You eat motherfuckers?" (happy gilmore reference)
How many cameras does she have on her?
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Mrs. Secretary, let me show you way to bridge I have you guard.
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Seriously...What the fuck do you have to do to get fired round here?
It was an odd day in the White House when Bacchus descended from Mount Olympus in a business suit to tell the US Government the party is over.
Man!! Kinda hard to top that one! NumberNone FTW!
GOT MEAT
"Geithner" The "other" other white meat.
"You may now kiss the bride"
LOL!
LOL
+1 bigmac
<--- I'm with stupid.
I'm with idiot ---->
î I'm their doctor
^--- Who suffers most...
(second)
Babe! You got enuf cellulite in them cankles to repack all 4 bearings on my Jag!
For 2nd: "the buffet is this way..." or
"the shrimp cocktail is over here..."
Hillary to person off camera..."See, I told you the buffet was a good idea!"
Madame Secretary: Would you like to take a load off your feet?
dumber and dumberer
Default? C'mere lil boy, I'ma show you how to do it the Greek way.
Well, at least Tim would get to learn a lil something...
Mr. Geithner, this is what you will look like if you keep racking up the debt.
Feeble and fat people recommend TurboTax!
Mr. Venizelos smirks as he realises Geithner's zipper is undone
I thought Whale hunting was illegal in the USA.
Whale hunting yes. Becoming a whale no. Perfectly OK to grow to XXL here in the USA!
The fat guy is living proof there is no recession
He's got enough fat reserves to walk from Washington to Peking without eating underway.
You may mock me Mr. Jeethner, but I CAN eat iPods!
Wuaahuaaauuuhaaauuuaaa
Finally, help for the debt ceiling plan
Deflation on the left, Inflation on the right
fault and default
fault and default
So...do I need to submit an official resume or anything?
www.silverdoctors.com
Hi Tim! My account number in Zurich is 345678. Thanks.
Where the fuck is Dick Fuld at?
OH LORD HAVE MERCY!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
DICK FULD? WHERE IS HE???????
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
MAYBE HE ATE HIM?? !!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
WOW - THAT DICK FULD SHIT WAS THE MOST CLEVER COMMENT OF THE DAY!!!!
"The better to hear your debt solution, my peer."
Beavis and Peter Griffin.
for sure. good call.
"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"
Timmeh meets the PIIGS newest Chief Financial Offalcer
"Rally 'round the Flag Poles"
Subway commercial - Take 1
Pic #2:
Hilary (talking through her teeth to her aide): "Great, he stole all of the books...this is just fucking great...I hope you're happy Iowa."
Vezzy, I paid more interest than your total debt while we were posing for this.
My Big Fat Greek Tragedy
GET... IN.... MY... BELLY!!!! I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK...
While Mr. Venizelos appeared confident that a baklava backed "new Drachma" could spur growth in Greece, Mr. Geithner remained skeptical, pointing out the impossibility of inflating away debt in this scenario.
Billion dollar deficit's aren't cool. You know what's cool trillion dollar deficits.
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
...wow.
That's creative.
"so if we take the number of cowlicks above my forehead, and divide by the number of jelly rolls under your shirt, that should give us a resultant that satisfies S&P's GDP/dept ratio don't you think?"
Kindly remove your hand from my pocket sir.
With John Candy (or John Candyopolous as he is known in Greece) at the helm it was no wonder when talks broke down after Geithner refused to shoot cholesterol striaght into Mr. Candy's blood stream
Abbott and Costello - Who's central bank is on first?
Welcome to the Wax Museum of horrible figures in history.
Now that gays can marry.......ya wanna?
Greek: A jackdaw is always found near a jackdaw.
English: Birds of a feather flock together."
A pair of Jackdaws is better than not jack shit.
Keebler and Shrek Go to Rothschild Castle
Come on, we'll take one quick photo and then I'll take you to meet Jeff Gannon...
"Do I get to eat the little guy now?"
The only reason Venizelos is talking to Geithner is because he wants something.
First picture: Tim: I wonder if they can tell by his smile
Second picture: This way, Let me show you how to play "hide the loukaniko"
Fat guy > Jeetner * 2.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Rats, not fast enough below V
Will you pay Tuesday's price for today's hamburger?
Speaking through his teeth, "Stop touching yourself and smile".
"FAIL"
Jeethner: Who's your tailor, I need to avoid him.
Venizelos: Who cuts your hair? You look like Beevis!
We're not only Hair Club presidents, but also theives
My debt is bigger than your debt.
Don't touch me there?
Just smile...I dont think they saw anything.
I have not seen you since Eraserhead!
"before and after" picture. Don't let this happen to you - choose your central bankers with care.
we cant gurantee your check on the 3rd big poppa..
Let's figure out more ways to screw the Germans and that witch Merkel.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
"remember - don't hit the red button"
"
"You think $15 billion spent on the Olympics was impressive? We spent $15 trillion, and didn't even get a stadium"
"Saturday July 23rd was the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Bull Run - and we made sure the markets were celebrating it, just like you've been re-enacting Thermopylae"
Tweedle Dee and Turbo Dumb?
I usually take my guests out to dinner but the card is maxed out until Aug. 2nd.
clown convention 2011
http://youtu.be/gGZwmelwnBU
"Mr. Jeether congratulates Mr. Venizelo's on his win at the annual fiat-eating contest"
Alien life proven.
"Who else knows about this.......lets keep it that way"
Yeah... but rumor has it that some girl saw what happend and the peelers got her in custody.
But don't sweat it, I'll take care of it.
Laurel and Hardy Go To Washington!
How's your mandarin?
Jinks!
Jinks first!
"Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Timmy."
I LOLed.
Just need wb7 to shop them some hats.
WANTED! ...
(You fill in the rest)
"Ben don't know shit - I'm in charge, always have....Obama, fucking clown - I've forgotton more than he knows.....listen fat boy, I'm the Dude, get it?!
50% of the Mount Rushmore of Spendthriftery.
the other two (my ex and the bernank) are not pictured.
just checked back and am surprised to see my ex didn't jiunk me.
yeah, she's probably reading huffpo
Phase (1) Insert head a little.........wait
Phase (II) Ram shaft balls deep......repeat often as neccessary
"It's hard to smile while you're stepping on my foot!"
Guy on the right thinking: I need to suck this guy's dick...
Guy on the left (Timmay) thinking: I wish I had a dick....
Added pic comment:
Guy on the right thinking: I need to suck this guy's dick...
Guy on the left (Hillary) thinking: This guy just sucked my dick...
And for #2 ...
"Choose the form of the destructor"
Austerity? There is no more fat to be cut so we'll lower your carrying charges
Stop it Timmah! You look like that deer in the headlights photo TD likes to post!
Timmy... which do you prefer...hanging or the firing squad?
My Big Fat Greek Bailout
How much gold is Hillary hiding in those cheeks?
"this dude is big enough for monsanto to patent"
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint?"
LOL!
A famous line spoken to Mr. Creosotopolous.
No captions come to mind that aren't already well covered, but I keep looking at the picture expecting some scantily clad women to go running by, like the end of all of the rest of Benny Hill's shows.
*cues Yakety Sax*
I didn't mean her!
Clinton pic
Here Ms Clint-ton, we bring strong stool for you large sexy ass.
And bonus:
"And now my little dumpling, let us enjoy the all-you-can-eat Greek buffet."
Wait, who are you? I thought I was supposed to meet with Bernanke
[caption with Geithner]
Greece defaulted and All I got was this lousy photo op.
[hillary picture]
Shall we dance?
Geithner Pic: Have you seen these stupid fuckers? If so, call 1-800- DEFAULT
Hillary Pic: You remind me of my 13th wife...and I've only been married 12 times!
" what i want to know is when the hell is obama going to do something about zero hedge?"
"yeah, that tyler durden is becoming a real pain in tha ass"
Who are the two guys in the bottom pic??
Tom Petty has really let himself go.
LOL! Gotta love the mullet though- It's got that real Kenny "fuckin" Powers look!!!
Okay, "Tom Petty" was the best one, and it wasn't even close.
Meanwhile, backstage the retired ex-professional wrestlers joke and poke fun at each others failing health and overall poor physical condition.
Who are the two fat guys in the second pic?
1st pic: If you're serious, we'll buy the island of lesbos.
2nd: Funny pun, Jeethner, let's give madam Secty, the tour, this way "wink"
Mr Jeethner, meet Benny Hill...the new PM of Greece (cue music)
Louie Anderson smiles nervously during his first meeting with a Romulan aboard the Bird of Prey, USS Ponzi
Oh shit I nearly made puke after laughing so hard at that. Louie Anderson +++++
Photo 1: Tell me Timmy... Would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or during it's decline?
Photo 2: Ah yes, please hand me the Hungry Bear Sandwich... Let's make Bill jealous...
Yes, this chair is to small. I think this one over here would work better for a lap dance.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-Top-Crooks-Still-Roaming-wscheats-266710...
Caption 1: To the left... the object orbiting the one on the right
Yeah, whatever you fat fuck - listen, take the deal and get yourself some books on American history for your bookcase....good talk, good talk; huh? (murmur)..... 'cause thats the way I roll! I'll tell Bill you said something nice.