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mr.5280's picture

"Look at this fat fuck"

Version 7's picture

As Bernie Sanders put it, if they are too big to fail, they are too big to exist.

FEDbuster's picture

"You are going to like getting fucked in the ass Greek style, too." he said while pointing to Turbo Tim

fuu's picture

"You grab the ankles and I'll grab the wrists."

BaBaBouy's picture

" It's Money Changing Time "

BaBaBouy's picture

" Ok, Lets get down to Business, Will it be Chicken Wings or Foie Gras ?

SGS's picture

Turbo Tim: "Okay, which one one you dirty dried up stinky dicklickers gets to toss my salad first??"

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

redpill's picture

Teem, we love ze ass burgers syndrome jokes, keep zem coming!

 

 

mr_T's picture

Y'all need a role model..

BaBaBouy's picture

" Ha ha ha Monsieur Tim, How Many Pounds Of Flesh Did You Say You Wanted ? "

tawdzilla's picture

caption: "rock, paper, scissors to see who is the biggest blowhard?"

rcintc's picture

"Listen you smug little American fuck nut, Fix your own house before you preach to us how we should fix ours!"

jeff montanye's picture

ain't this the great life?  still, what's a tumbrel sound like?

not sure, but i know what they smell like.

 

A L I E N's picture

Trichet "OK, who's paying for the bailout this time?"

Timmy: "WTF are those??, I thought this was rock paper scissors"

Trichet: "Bomb"

Jabba: "Pistol, you dead"

(laughter begins)

Jabba: "Oh Timmy, you always lose this game!"

Denver768's picture

Chef Geithner, your Schnitzel recipe was outstanding.  My meat was thinned and your mallet work was superb.  The crumbs made my belly satifsied.

When can we do this again?

Al Gorerhythm's picture

SO, it vas you who shit in the gravy? You are a funny guy!

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[fehfehfehfehfehfehfeh]

dearth vader's picture

We were just wondering Tim, how do you handle bad breath after mouthing a load of bullshit?

I am more equal than others's picture

'I eat babies...Timmah....get in my stomach.... I love baby back ribs..baby back  baby back  baby back  baby back ribs' 

Some one stole Timmah's mojo

Vic Mackey's picture

I know this is not going to go down well, but someone has to point out the elephant in the room. Why doesn't our Federal Reserve bail out Greece? Surely it is in our national interest that Europe doesn't collapse. Many of our banks have large exposures to European debt and a Greek default could trigger a series of European credit events which could prove disastrous for our their balance sheets. I'm sorry to say it, but the truth is that these banks are simply TOO BIG TO FAIL, and no amount of whining by naive, zit-faced libertarian college students will change that fact. These are serious times, and its time for us to step up to the plate, be mature and do the right thing.

 

We are bailing them out. Pay attention.

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/fed-swap-line-tapped-again-eurobank-funding-concerns-surge-after-two-banks-borrow-dollars-ecb

eurusdog's picture

"No No NO, It works like this, we all pull our cocks out, then stand in a circle...."

moldygoat's picture

last guy finished has to eat the cracker. Poor fat bastard is always losing, like a snake eating its tail.

MsCreant's picture

He loses on purpose, like all PIIGS.

X.inf.capt's picture

"well, timmie, how's your treatment for 'ZERO STROKE' going"

(for those who dont get it, look it up on wikipedia, and then you see how true it is.....)

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

"No No NO, It works like this, we all pull our cocks out, then stand in a circle...."

You mean like what Scull and Bonesmen do at their weekly meeting in the tomb?  Oh, I see....

LowProfile's picture

Ha ha ha ...

But you see, I didn't HIT the cracker..!

walküre's picture

Greece is past default and insolvency.

There can be only one reason as to why they're not letting Greece go BK.

If Greece goes, they all go - all of them - like a domino effect.

Greece is the Austrian Kreditanstalt of our time. They know it and they're pretty clueless as to how to keep kicking down the can other than by printing more which inevitably will have the same result.

Welcome to the 50 year Super Depression. I say 50 years because by that time there won't be anybody left to care what it's called.

The whole credit model is going to blow up sooner or later.

espirit's picture

The playbook is the same for Greece as it is for Jefferson County AL.  Burn your cash fast as you delay, then have your creditors write down the loan... or default. Nuts - meet hand. 

rotflmao - classic.

Smiddywesson's picture

And they know they can't fix it, so they are playing for time (to buy gold)

metastar's picture

Sorry Mackey.

This goes against everything that is just, fair, and good. Letting these banks and foreign governments get away with murder is absolutely unacceptable. This reeks of kings, queens, and tyrants.

It is far better for these people and the current system to go under and let the hard working savers rebuild a better world, than the alternative of letting things continue as they do today.

Live Free Or Die!

Get it?

V in PA's picture

I really don't think that is what was said. But it would have been cool if it was.

V in PA's picture

No. Seriously. Pull my finger.

knukles's picture

That's not my finger!

LowProfile's picture

You have our condolences.

Troy Ounce's picture

 

 

Good comment M$, thanks. you can collect your cheque tomorrow @ 10.00 am sharp here:

Department of the Treasury 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
Popo's picture

caption: "Ha ha. That's great!  Can you do Butthead too?" 

Gully Foyle's picture

Well now, Doug Wilson said it best " You guy's are so fucked right now. All I can think about is your Wife and a Horse"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmM8S4GdYB0

Nascent_Variable's picture

So then I told Barry, 'I'll scrap Citi as soon as your stimulus plan creates a job."

President Palin's picture

"Man, you have more chins than the Chinese phonebook."

William113's picture

Jooish Cartel Brain Trust

NumberNone's picture

"Timmy...you will like this....there was this one time I was helping prepare the human sacrifice in Bohemian Grove when this asshole from the Bilderberg Group comes running in giving orders and bossing me around like he's a Rothschild..."

knukles's picture

... and he shows me his membership card for the Council on Foreign Relations and asked me to eat the dead cooked baby in front of the next Trilateral Commission Board meeting and that's when he fucking stuck the kniting needle in my eye and started yelling that it was all my fault that the birth control vaccine we gave all the Africans via the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on behalf of the Rockeferller Foundation wasn't working. 
So don't feel bad when they fire you from that dickass Treasury position, because before the promotion you'll get has this weird fucking inaguration ceremony where you're gionna have to eat Hillary's cooch just like the reat of us did.  By the way, give her my regards.

B-rock's picture

"... So I'll see you on the spaceship... Don't be late."

Bokkenrijder's picture

"May I introduce Mr. Timothy-TurboTax-Geithner visiting from the United States, who is here to advice Greece on a common EU fiscal policy."