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Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1677221 mr.5280
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"Look at this fat fuck"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677252 MillionDollarBonus_
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Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677270 Version 7
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As Bernie Sanders put it, if they are too big to fail, they are too big to exist.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1677313 FEDbuster
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"You are going to like getting fucked in the ass Greek style, too." he said while pointing to Turbo Tim

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1677345 fuu
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"You grab the ankles and I'll grab the wrists."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:17 | 1677387 BaBaBouy
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" It's Money Changing Time "

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:24 | 1677417 BaBaBouy
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" Ok, Lets get down to Business, Will it be Chicken Wings or Foie Gras ?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:48 | 1677546 SGS
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Turbo Tim: "Okay, which one one you dirty dried up stinky dicklickers gets to toss my salad first??"

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:56 | 1677567 Fukushima Sam
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:57 | 1677596 redpill
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Teem, we love ze ass burgers syndrome jokes, keep zem coming!

 

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:00 | 1677611 mr_T
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Y'all need a role model..

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:34 | 1677748 BaBaBouy
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" Ha ha ha Monsieur Tim, How Many Pounds Of Flesh Did You Say You Wanted ? "

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:43 | 1677814 tawdzilla
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caption: "rock, paper, scissors to see who is the biggest blowhard?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 22:05 | 1679168 rcintc
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"Listen you smug little American fuck nut, Fix your own house before you preach to us how we should fix ours!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:28 | 1679268 jeff montanye
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ain't this the great life?  still, what's a tumbrel sound like?

not sure, but i know what they smell like.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:11 | 1677623 A L I E N
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Trichet "OK, who's paying for the bailout this time?"

Timmy: "WTF are those??, I thought this was rock paper scissors"

Trichet: "Bomb"

Jabba: "Pistol, you dead"

(laughter begins)

Jabba: "Oh Timmy, you always lose this game!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:52 | 1677565 Denver768
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Chef Geithner, your Schnitzel recipe was outstanding.  My meat was thinned and your mallet work was superb.  The crumbs made my belly satifsied.

When can we do this again?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:36 | 1678300 Al Gorerhythm
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SO, it vas you who shit in the gravy? You are a funny guy!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:15 | 1677598 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[fehfehfehfehfehfehfeh]

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:17 | 1677690 dearth vader
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We were just wondering Tim, how do you handle bad breath after mouthing a load of bullshit?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:16 | 1677941 I am more equal...
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'I eat babies...Timmah....get in my stomach.... I love baby back ribs..baby back  baby back  baby back  baby back ribs' 

Some one stole Timmah's mojo

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:47 | 1678547 max2205
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Pull my finger Tim

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:01 | 1677283 Vic Mackey
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I know this is not going to go down well, but someone has to point out the elephant in the room. Why doesn't our Federal Reserve bail out Greece? Surely it is in our national interest that Europe doesn't collapse. Many of our banks have large exposures to European debt and a Greek default could trigger a series of European credit events which could prove disastrous for our their balance sheets. I'm sorry to say it, but the truth is that these banks are simply TOO BIG TO FAIL, and no amount of whining by naive, zit-faced libertarian college students will change that fact. These are serious times, and its time for us to step up to the plate, be mature and do the right thing.

 

We are bailing them out. Pay attention.

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/fed-swap-line-tapped-again-eurobank-funding-concerns-surge-after-two-banks-borrow-dollars-ecb

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1677350 eurusdog
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"No No NO, It works like this, we all pull our cocks out, then stand in a circle...."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:27 | 1677430 moldygoat
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last guy finished has to eat the cracker. Poor fat bastard is always losing, like a snake eating its tail.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:47 | 1677518 MsCreant
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He loses on purpose, like all PIIGS.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:00 | 1677608 X.inf.capt
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"well, timmie, how's your treatment for 'ZERO STROKE' going"

(for those who dont get it, look it up on wikipedia, and then you see how true it is.....)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:06 | 1677641 MsCreant
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Obviously contagious.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:18 | 1677692 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"No No NO, It works like this, we all pull our cocks out, then stand in a circle...."

You mean like what Scull and Bonesmen do at their weekly meeting in the tomb?  Oh, I see....

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:01 | 1678131 LowProfile
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Ha ha ha ...

But you see, I didn't HIT the cracker..!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:18 | 1677392 walküre
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Greece is past default and insolvency.

There can be only one reason as to why they're not letting Greece go BK.

If Greece goes, they all go - all of them - like a domino effect.

Greece is the Austrian Kreditanstalt of our time. They know it and they're pretty clueless as to how to keep kicking down the can other than by printing more which inevitably will have the same result.

Welcome to the 50 year Super Depression. I say 50 years because by that time there won't be anybody left to care what it's called.

The whole credit model is going to blow up sooner or later.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:39 | 1677483 espirit
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The playbook is the same for Greece as it is for Jefferson County AL.  Burn your cash fast as you delay, then have your creditors write down the loan... or default. Nuts - meet hand. 

rotflmao - classic.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:10 | 1677912 Smiddywesson
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And they know they can't fix it, so they are playing for time (to buy gold)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:04 | 1677628 metastar
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Sorry Mackey.

This goes against everything that is just, fair, and good. Letting these banks and foreign governments get away with murder is absolutely unacceptable. This reeks of kings, queens, and tyrants.

It is far better for these people and the current system to go under and let the hard working savers rebuild a better world, than the alternative of letting things continue as they do today.

Live Free Or Die!

Get it?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:23 | 1677715 V in PA
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I really don't think that is what was said. But it would have been cool if it was.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:07 | 1677323 Scisco
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Troll harder.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:17 | 1677691 V in PA
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No. Seriously. Pull my finger.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:41 | 1678040 knukles
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That's not my finger!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:02 | 1678138 LowProfile
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You have our condolences.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:23 | 1677970 Troy Ounce
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Good comment M$, thanks. you can collect your cheque tomorrow @ 10.00 am sharp here:

Department of the Treasury 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:51 | 1678343 Hugh G Rection
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Solo! Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1677301 Popo
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caption: "Ha ha. That's great!  Can you do Butthead too?" 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:32 | 1677452 Gully Foyle
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Well now, Doug Wilson said it best " You guy's are so fucked right now. All I can think about is your Wife and a Horse"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmM8S4GdYB0

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:34 | 1677462 Nascent_Variable
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So then I told Barry, 'I'll scrap Citi as soon as your stimulus plan creates a job."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:43 | 1677514 President Palin
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"Man, you have more chins than the Chinese phonebook."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:48 | 1677544 William113
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Jooish Cartel Brain Trust

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:05 | 1677630 NumberNone
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"Timmy...you will like this....there was this one time I was helping prepare the human sacrifice in Bohemian Grove when this asshole from the Bilderberg Group comes running in giving orders and bossing me around like he's a Rothschild..."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:50 | 1678054 knukles
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... and he shows me his membership card for the Council on Foreign Relations and asked me to eat the dead cooked baby in front of the next Trilateral Commission Board meeting and that's when he fucking stuck the kniting needle in my eye and started yelling that it was all my fault that the birth control vaccine we gave all the Africans via the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on behalf of the Rockeferller Foundation wasn't working. 
So don't feel bad when they fire you from that dickass Treasury position, because before the promotion you'll get has this weird fucking inaguration ceremony where you're gionna have to eat Hillary's cooch just like the reat of us did.  By the way, give her my regards.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:04 | 1677621 B-rock
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"... So I'll see you on the spaceship... Don't be late."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:13 | 1677674 Bokkenrijder
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"May I introduce Mr. Timothy-TurboTax-Geithner visiting from the United States, who is here to advice Greece on a common EU fiscal policy."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:00 | 1678119 SuperRay
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No, I'm Moe, he's Curly.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:38 | 1678305 He_Who Carried ...
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Big Boy pointing at Tiny Tim asking:

"You're the guy who needs some Dollar?"

Trebuchet Trichet: "Told you so!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:08 | 1678915 Freebird
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Yo, we buy physical gold cheaper than last week - fill your boots.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:52 | 1677222 Pretorian
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The guy in the middle has some brown spots around the mouth.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:26 | 1677729 V in PA
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Google "a2m" . That will explain it all.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:53 | 1677224 long_and_short
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so you're that F*&%ing clown

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:53 | 1677225 Pladizow
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Can I borrow your copy of Turbo Tax?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:22 | 1677407 hunglow
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You are killing me Pladi!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1677226 vast-dom
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we sure fucked 'em bien? d'accord!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:53 | 1677228 Seize Mars
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So that was your first ride on Merkel? Attaboy. You're in the club!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1677230 Sofa King
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So that's how you perform the Dutch Rudder...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1677231 Dick Darlington
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Oh man, i vomited on my screens again.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1677232 Vic Mackey
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"nice work on DSK"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | 1677290 Version 7
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I hope they are talking about sexual experiences with maids and waitresses and not the financial sector.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:13 | 1677360 MsCreant
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No, they are talking about their sexual experiences with the financial sector.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:21 | 1677402 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Or with each other

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:28 | 1677436 Version 7
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Now that is spiritual.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:42 | 1677811 DaveyJones
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I'm confused, aren't they the maids and waitresses for the sector? 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677234 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Tim, when can I visit your bunker in the Maldives?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:19 | 1677698 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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When your yacht is as big as mine.  Muhahahaha!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | 1677235 bondman66
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Geithner: "Silvio's right, she really is a lard-ass...".   Laughter ensues

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677238 6_7_42
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Get in my belly!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:56 | 1677254 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Grin-fucking" retards unite!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677242 Top_Kill
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Geithner - "Can you believe I just picked up a monster box for $22,000!"

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677268 FOC 1183
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nice avatar

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677243 optimator
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Phantasich, lets take some of the money and donate to Monaco too.  It's the one place we could win.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677244 FOC 1183
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No caption, but you could park a hummer in Venizelos' 3rd chin

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | 1677245 pods
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"See Mr. Geitner, THIS is what prosperity looks like."

pods

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:56 | 1677247 Manthong
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"We trust you enjoyed your Guinean hotel chamber maid, last night?    

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:56 | 1677250 rdenner
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You better get things under control Timmah!! Or my friend here will EAT YOU!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:56 | 1677253 Bananamerican
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"MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677255 Newsboy
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"Rock, scissors, what's yours?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677256 Shameful
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Bankruptcy:

The best time to put on a self satisfied smile.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677257 justtotaketheedgeoff
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Moe, Larry and Curly

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677260 truont
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"Yeah! You ARE the guy from Beavis and Butthead!!
I knew it!!!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677261 rdenner
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No seriously. PULL MY FINGER....

 

***Finger Pulled****

 

Greece IMPLODES...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:03 | 1677292 I Got Worms
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Well done sir.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:57 | 1677263 azzhatter
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"Who's doing LaGarde?" Geithner?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:04 | 1677298 JohnG
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Thanks for that, that's scary....child of Leatherface and Beavis: The horror movie.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677264 bsdetector
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"You'll never believe how much we've stolen and the world will never know."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677266 Calls and Putz
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"Paper covers Default"

sorry, but

"Scissors cut Paper"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:21 | 1677404 Agent P
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"Paper covers Default"

Priceless!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1677267 Joe Sixpack
Joe Sixpack's picture

Hey, you're the guy they were laughing at in China!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:59 | 1677274 JohnG
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STFU elf or I'll feed you to Jabba here.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:00 | 1677277 MonsterZero
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Geithner: "Yes of course! I just didn't recognize him without his latex suit on!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:53 | 1678082 knukles
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Timmah in a Gimp Mask.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:00 | 1677278 riphowardkatz
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No! Paper covers rock you idiot.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:00 | 1677279 Hearst
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He does look like Beavis!!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | 1677286 phat ho
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"Has anyone seen my penis?"

"Ohhhhh, yes.... I thought I seen it on the waiters tray."

"Thanks! I'll go check in the kitchen."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | 1677289 mourad88
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"Bunga Bunga at Silvio's tonight, bitchez!!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:03 | 1677293 uno
uno's picture

who needs women for a Ménage à trois

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1677302 HedgeFun
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Fat guy: "Pull my finger for a suprise"
Big forehead guy:  "Should I do it?"
Typical European Elitist guy:  "Yavol"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1677304 tocointhephrase
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 What the fuck are you doing here Tim, shouldnt you be in prison muwha muwha muwhaaaaa ha ha. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1677306 oddjob
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"as long as the sheeple still find Jon Stewart funny everything will be ok for us"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1677311 Guinny_Ire
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3 banker politicians walk into a bar...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:22 | 1677409 Whalley World
Whalley World's picture

Sounds like the start of a good Polish joke.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:06 | 1677318 GoldmanBaggins
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No, No, the way it works is I put this cracker on the floor and we all stand around in a circle......

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:07 | 1677320 Smithovsky
Smithovsky's picture

Evangelos, what do you mean you spent all those billions we loaned you on CHOCOLATE PIES???

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:07 | 1677324 Byte Me
Byte Me's picture

"So Tim, you're doing your Morris Dancing routine after dinner then?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:07 | 1677325 JohnG
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If you're bored enough, there's a 104 page lawsuit against JPM here:

http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/blog/2423/weekend-homework

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1677398 tocointhephrase
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Thank you JohnG, best post of the day!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:32 | 1677456 JohnG
JohnG's picture

You're welcome?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1677327 SaveTheGreenback
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"Heh hehe Heheh....he said stimulus...he heh hehehe."  Timmay

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1677330 AccreditedEYE
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"You see Mr. Geithner, it is now WE who have the world by the balls...and you will now play by our rules."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:21 | 1677705 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Cocaine is a helluva drug

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:59 | 1677861 AccreditedEYE
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Timmy G says "We shoulda NEVER given you Eurocrats autonomy!!!" http://youtu.be/Fb6n_nT8eLY

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:09 | 1677333 glokk26L
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"Sure, Beavis will give you his autograph, but it'll cost you all your gold!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:09 | 1677334 PMakoi
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"And this little man here is the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury?  Ha, ha, I shit bigger than him!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:09 | 1677335 SITruth
SITruth's picture

"Can you believe that they made THIS GUY Treasury Secretary?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:09 | 1677337 Cui Bono
Cui Bono's picture

"Just like this Timmay, bend the knuckle here... Angela said she would make them bailout Greece if you do it right this time."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:10 | 1677340 for shizzle my ...
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Congratulations Mr. Secretary, coming in first and third in our troika jerk-off contest is truly American machismo..........

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:10 | 1677341 Agent P
Agent P's picture

A retard, a fat guy, and a corpse walk into a bar...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1677344 glokk26L
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"That's the guy!  Security!  Arrest this man, he's f*cked up the world's economy AND cheated on his taxes!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1677347 mikmid
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Not so fast I get Greece, you can have Portugal.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:12 | 1677349 Jumbotron
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So...one day there was this dumb fuck, an even dumber fuck and a fat fuck at a Masters of the Universe conference.......

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:12 | 1677352 WoodMizer
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So, Gordon Ramsay and Ben Bernankewalk into a whore house; the madam says.

Sorry gentelmen, but we aren't short staffed today.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:15 | 1677353 agrotera
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"Doesn't Tim look great today, are you sporting Maxtall© Timmy?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:37 | 1677355 Smithovsky
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Tim, can I borrow a trillion?  It's chump-change for you and I swear to Zeus I'll pay you back.  

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:18 | 1677356 sasebo
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"He's a ugly little motherfucker isn't he?"

"Both of you can kiss my ass"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:13 | 1677358 Webutante
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We are the champions of the make-a-wish, money-for-nothin world on the eve of destruction! And god it's a heady place.  Pass the cavier!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:13 | 1677359 Badabing
Badabing's picture

Hey Tim, you gotta smell his finger!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:13 | 1677362 clones2
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Dictionary - see "Lemon Party"...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:13 | 1677363 pslater
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Timmay, I saw you fucking that goat last night....

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:14 | 1677364 Cassandra Syndrome
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"When shall we 3 meet again?, In thunder, lightning or bust Spain?"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:18 | 1677951 AlaricBalth
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"When the hurlyburly's done." (as they cackle amongst themselves)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:14 | 1677366 bbq on whitehou...
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Three men in a boat; the banker, the pranker, and the general wanker.

Three men in a boat: the puggy, the fudgy and the lady touche'.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:14 | 1677367 UGrev
UGrev's picture

"You look so tasty...my double chin wants to eat you.. "

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:14 | 1677368 skistroni
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Jean-Claude: Tim, please give some advice to Vangelis on how to keep fit. You look gorgeous.

Tim: Simple. I run from home to work everyday, to ensure that the guys from the IRS won't catch me. And I get the fitness benefit as well.

Vangelis: Lolololol. That was a good one. OUR tax officers are on strike now, so I need to find another way. Hahahaha.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:15 | 1677369 Mitch Comestein
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"You boinked her too!  Dude, this guy here got sloppy seconds."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:16 | 1677371 Agent P
Agent P's picture

Is that the top of Merkel's head at the bottom of the picture?  What is she doing down th...OH MY GOD!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:18 | 1677373 Nate H
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"Dom -I've had Chinese and Russian 'turn down service' but never an African. Nice!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:16 | 1677374 vast-dom
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TriFuckedA

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:16 | 1677375 Royal Fleming
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Please to be biting my crank timmy

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:17 | 1677379 Dick Darlington
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Timmah: "Mirror mirror on the wall, i'm the tinyest of them all"

Trichet and the fatboy: "Hohohohooo, your so tiny but u managed to fuck up a nation with 300 million people and get away with it"

Timmah: "I know dude, i know. Ain't it funny, man!"

Trichet: "Watch your back u little elf. I might be behind you but i will monetize Europe to death in no time."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1677384 Don Birnam
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"Who is on first !"

"I'm asking YOU who's on first."

"That's the man's name."

"That's who's name ?"

"Yes."

"Well go ahead and tell me."

"That's it."

"That's who ?"

"Yes !"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:17 | 1677386 tongue.stan
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guy on the right: May I present turbo timmy, Jedi Knight?
fat guy in th e middle:  I told you not to admit him!
turbo timmy:  I must be allowed to speak.
 guy on the right: He must be allowed to speak.
fat guy in the middle: You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
turbo timmy: You will bring tarp and more chaos to the eu.
[fat guy in the middle:  laughs]
fat guy in the middle: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
turbo timmy: Nevertheless, I'm bringing more idiocy and destruction. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:18 | 1677388 SilverIsKing
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"Merkel tells me his wax figure is actually smarter than he is.  I love Tussauds!"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1677394 UGrev
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I know you.. you're.. you're Dr. Janosh Poha.. how's Vigo the Carpathian doing these days?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1677396 chubbar
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OT, but this is a new video never seen before on the WTC 7 demolition. I had to watch it twice to catch most of the flashes from the explosives but there are quite a few of them and it is worth the one minute it takes to view it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAiBTUCOgQ&feature=related

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:51 | 1677566 JohnG
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That's not new, and it's a proven fake.

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