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"You're a funny guy."
"But looks aren't everything!"
Hey! J-c just imagine what those dumbasses in the wider world would post in a caption competition about us?
J-c, " I know, they'd say you're a cocksucker, he's a fat fucker and I'm a redundant old fucker! Call us the Three fucking amigo's!?
"He farts like a girl"
LARRY, CURLEY & MOE !!!
Ave Satanas!
So do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?
CLUSTERFUCK
"Hey Geitner, Pull my finger!"
"No No, Let me please!"
Hey Jean-Claude, I know you been havin' problems with your PIIGS debt and all,but I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl, you know we've been together such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
For my last wish, I told the Genie I wanted a three foot prick and that's when Tim showed up...
Yes, but that 3 foot prick has the ability to magically reach into his back pocket and pull cash out of his ass at any time.
Rothchild Grandfather! We're all related!
Hey Timmy! You had it backwards. You should have said, "Governments require financial crises."
the goy blood in these matzos is absolutely deeelish!
cant wait to try the human veal!
In a thick Jersey mafia accent: "Get a load-a this fuckin guy. I asked him, so how do you do it? And he's like 'fuck the middle class'! Can you believe this shit?! This fuckin guy. I love 'im. Fuggedaboutit"
Pardon, me. May I cut in?
Venizelos to Timmy: "Are you a global thinker, too?"
G-Pap is a global thinker:
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/11/29/the_fp_top_100_global_thinkers?page=0,43
Michael Jackson and David Hasselhoff unavailable; America's number three sent in place
"Guns, gold and hotel maids, bitchez"
"You're telling me...they actually BELIEVED that TARP made money?!"
TD I swear when I saw this coverage on TV my first thought was to submit this photo for caption on ZH! That is too funny.
My caption:
"Who brought lotion for the circle jerk?"
remember that time Timmy, when you were blowing me while I was fucking Greece
So you really think the US can take on 27 more states?
I can't believe this guy went against Obama's orders to nationalize the banks. Wall Street is going to make sure there's stripper glitter on your face for LIFE Tim... Wow!
"Pull my finger, Beavis, uh huh huh".
Worth his weight in Au.
Three pieces of the finest human filth the planet has to offer.
TFTF! (too fat to fail)
A Frenchman, an American and a Greek have a drink at the local pub. Who pays for the drinks?
The German, of course!
OH Please. Bring out the dumb fuKKs! Now.
"..."
"So when do we get sweaty and lock ourselves in a room?"
You want to stick that finger where?
WOW! Those ZH'ers! WOOT
Hey! Look guys! It's Timmay the Elf! Count your fingers after you shake hands with him- make sure you still have them all. And DON'T bend over!!
Tim, Jeurg here has always wanted to start up a solar panel plant, think you can help him get some government guarantees?
(laughter fading) ok, ok here's the game, you either pull his finger, or have to sniff it... One is deflationary and the other inflationary, either way it's because of your deficit...
3 of the 4 horsemen of the Apocalpse enjoy a good joke at the expense of Pestilence.
I'll show you my bazooka , if I can see yours.
"Nein nein nein nein NEIN!!!!
We moved our swiss francs into euros before UBS farted, and before the SNB devalued, and WE SOLD OUR GOLD TOO!...."
bring on the blondes.
Which one of us is supposed to order the babes tonight?
You look so tired, try sleeping with your hands above your blanket, or........
try sleeping with boxing gloves on.
"Hey Timmy, I know you want to be in the club, but first I need to stick this finger in your ass"
Fuck you Geithner
Keep raping the peons, my underground gold plated city is only at 30% completion. Hows your gold plated underground city coming along? Oh and good work keeping the peons in the dark about comet Elenin... I would hate to have to share my bunker!
This little bastard has the biggest printing press in the world...
Worried? I'm Tim fucking Geithner. We don't have FEMA camps for nothing.
Each bureaucrat in that picture has at least one hand not visible to the camera...
"Let's keep the Circle Jerk going..."
I just ordered three pallets of hundreds from this guy...
It's your turn to ramp the markets Geitner.
"Okay, he holds the hand, you pull the finger, and then we all have plausible deniability as well as the Fifth when we need to cover our asses."
""He looks like an ELF. I'm gonna eat you! Get in my belly! I'm higher in the food chain. I've got corn in my crap bigger then you.
DICK DANCE
Pig men size up US tenderloin.
"Timmay, don't bite the hand that feeds you! Kiss the Ring of Power now! You naassssty little hobbit"
you were also smacking down gold and silver this week, I thought it was just us
...And this is Tommy-Boy! He's going to be running things while I'm away!
Tell him about the EFSF Tommy...
Money-Junkie-King
huh huh huh, you really do look like that cartoon character Beavis, and Obama can be Butthead!
"Rock breaks scissors! You lose!"
Satan is your dad too
"He just farted bubbles"
JPM's entire SILVER manipulation suit online over at Turds site..take a look
Dude, that was awesome! You bent over the Greeks just like you did that hot maid at the Four Seasons!!
"You see, it's simple: I'll bailout him, he'll deposit at your's, you'll bailout me and lend this money four times to us both"
Thanks for emailing me those pics, that chamber maid was a sweet little minx wasn't she? She got shagged almost as bad as democracy has in the EU countries. Daddy's got your austerity package baby right here ... he he he.
Our Governments have emptied both America and Europe ...boy are the public dumb eh?... well done Boys, monopolising society has been very good for us ...now let's get off to the Caymans to enjoy the spoils and let Eric and Renault get elected to pick through the carcass of our bankrupted countries ..our work here is done, pop the Bubbly
Fat Guy: This American, they know how to extend and pretend.
White haired guy: Relax, we are not too bad ourselves!
I blow you , then you blow me under the chestnut tree.
TriFuckTardA
I think we are going to enjoy it here...
we have a winner
It's not fair; he cheated.
Well done!
Trichet you owe me a steak dinner....I told you [Venizelos points to Geithner] he was Little Nicky!
... doceni? innego cz?owieka.
nissss...e
hats off
Bosch drilling starts as soon as the Balancing Act frashly embeded in the Germ's Const falls upon all of US - can they pull this through?
People ACTUALLY care what we think! Is this a great world, or what!
There, fixed it for you.
Trichet: He's picking up the bill.
Venizelos: Heh heh! No, he's picking up the bill! (points at Geithner).
All (except Timmy): Hahahahahaha!!!!!
"Help me grab and insert him - I want to feel like a finger puppet quickly! Like rodent running, only bigger!"
'
I didn't get a hurrumph out of you!
"Timmy, where's the bathroom? I've got a turtle head pokin' out"
Two-colored toupee.
Too Big To Succeed.
Too senile to give a fuck anymore.
Can you believe that little wanker Chavez actually thought we would send him his gold? hahahahahahaha
Default... Bwwwaahhh ha ha. Oh man that was funny, but seriously, what's the game plan here?
The perfect game of RoShamBo.
Standing left to right: Paper (Money Guy) Rock (Gold Guy) Scissors (Haircut Guy)
Trichet: Did you know that Fatass here reads Zerohedge?
Jeethner: No Shit?!
"Wu fucked you?!!" LOL, neener Neener NEENER!!!
Anybody going to the occupywallstreet rally on SAturday?
"this has turned out to be a PIIG in a poke"
The Star Wars/Beavis & Butthead Crossover was doomed from day 1.
"so.... Is three enough for a circle jerk or shall we invite DSK?"
Nice spa. Had a great time. Special thanks for the reacharound. You timing was impeccable.
Got printer cartridges?
Tell him the joke I told you this morning about the whore and a brown banana.
"My name is Tiny Tim and you must be Sir Chris Farley and you of course are George Soros, the original spooky dude".
I cover your ass, you cover mine
Hungry butt quorum for a thirsty rectum cluster fuck ! Monedas 2011 These Little Piggies Went To Market !
rock PAPER scissors! rock PAPER scissors!! rock PAPER scissors!!!
1,2,biz,4,buzz,biz,7,8,9 oh you drink timmy. Lets play "pass this bill"
If you put a ring in the middle, there noses would get hooked.
Gravity around the one forces others to orbit in ponzy style
Paper, Scissors, Rock....NO Its a dynamite stick.
I can take it in the ass this long.....how about you Timmay!
Wait, which one is the holy spirit?
Print me a billion Timmy!
A billion for gas!
My Gulfstream and Donzi,
Are breaking my ass!
Fat one to Timmy: Great job! You shaved the greenback nicely.
And to Trichet: See how Timmy is leading! Europe is well 3 years behind. Like always. Fuck you! And now we the Greek people have to pay the price that you did not manage to keep up in printing money with Timmy. Typical French attitude! To lazy even to print money. You lazy stinking French asshole!
Back in the 2000's, these men continued to smile as they slowly destroyed their empires, just as countless others had done before. This time would be no different.
Hogan, Shultzie & Klink plot the demise of Germany.
"Venizelos has more Chins then a Chinese phone book...and BTW Timmy, Fuck You "
"NWO on three...Ready..."
You Mericans print money better than anybody
The size of the sandwich I just had was just a bit bigger than you
...that's right, the biggest Chairsatan bonus of all time and labor has no defense against us. Ha Ha Haa. Arab Spring, blaa haa haa haa.
Mr. Vazelinios, you
really need our
European Finger
Swap Facility.
Thurston Howell III implores the Skipper and his little buddy Gilligan to get on the minnow at once to start that three hour tour.
I love it when they call me big poppa!
"Well, let's not start sucking each others dick's quite yet, gentlemen"
Winston Wolf
1971
Just two more arms and we will look like a giant fucking squid!
"Just call it - "doing a China"."
"Just call it: "doing a China"."
You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's one of us.: He's goodfella MALAKA. You understand?
Perhaps you know someone at GOLDMAN who can help us?
See evil, hear evil, speak evil.
The three Stooges ride again!
"Hey fellas, here's a good one. Whats the last thing you wanna here while giving Willie Nelson a blow-job?..........that its not Willie Nelson"
"Hey fellas, here's a good one. Whats the last thing you wanna here while giving Willie Nelson a blow-job?..........that its not Willie Nelson"
The fat guy (Greek finance minister?): I am nervous, very nervous. The sheeple are beginning to wake.
J-C Trichet: I agree, we are so so so fucked. What the hell are we going to do! Baron R. is going to leave us out to dry, I just know it.
Geithner: Fuck that! Listen here, I have a plan I worked up from some stuff I found on Zero Hedge. Here's how it goes....gold.....silver.....farm land.....ammo.....
No, really, doesn't he look good? He has the liver from a 12-yr-old Brazilian boy. I can get you a pair of balls.
It's time to play..FAMILY FUED!!
100 People surveyed, the top 3 answers are on the board, here's the question............
It's time to play..FAMILY FUED!!
100 People surveyed, the top 3 answers are on the board, here's the question............
"I told them everything was fine. But it's ok. I had my fingers crossed"
"If you want Kentucky Fried Chicken, you'll have to visit (Tim) me!"
Timmy: "I'll bet you each a Double Eagle that I'm not wearing any panties."
Timmy -``Although i'm used to it how about some lube before you insert that fat finger`` .
OT but funny -- Berlusconi calls Merkel an "unfuckable lard-arse:"
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/italy/110915/berl...
(Appologies if this has been mentioned previously.)
These guys are crazy and lost. Just wow, thanks for posting.
Give us ze money geithner or ve cut off your johnson.
"Collaspse is proceeding as planned."
Your Viagra is working better than mine. Lets take these puppies for a spin.