Caption Contest: Drakel

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Two different people, or the two faces of the same person? In a week dominated with news about Europe's "third time's the charm" monetization round, we leave it up to our readers to decide.

 

And, as a special "TGI centrally-planned F" bonus, here is the caption contest we will run when this, too, "intervention" fails.

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Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:04 | 2773284 HedgeAccordingly
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Is that a Tranny?

 

Let's Ban corporate Profits! -  http://hedge.ly/NfcXSu

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | 2773289 Stackers
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I miss Bennifer :(

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:55 | 2773426 JPM Hater001
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Incase you missed my earlier post...

Draghi and Merkel had a highschool lovechild and its name is Michael Moore...Discuss

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | 2773452 Tippoo Sultan
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"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | 2773507 nope-1004
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One's an ex Goldmanite, the other a woman.

Both are cocksuckers. 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:49 | 2773540 Ahmeexnal
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europeons migrate to greener pastures: El Salvador, Haiti, Guatemala and other LatAm countries..

http://euobserver.com/economic/117458

 

EU faces 'lost generation' of almost 8 million young people

Today @ 09:27

BRUSSELS - The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU.

http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/28-11-2011/119761-brazil-0/

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2012/0120/...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | 2773548 knukles
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Read that again:

"The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU."

Now that's the Socialistic Leviathan's way of tackling the problem.

Holy BeJezuz!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:00 | 2773559 Ahmeexnal
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Canadian naval fleet about to pummel Iranian anti aircraft positions.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-closes-embassy-in-iran-expels-irania...

CTVNews.ca Staff
Published Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 9:57AM EDT
Last Updated Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 6:53PM EDT

Canada abruptly closed its embassy in Iran and expelled Iranian diplomats in Ottawa Friday, citing safety concerns in Tehran and the long-standing view that Iran is a significant threat to global peace.

Is the much anticipated Iranian liberation about to begin, by none other than the tough canuckian special NAVY (or is it BABY) SEAL clobbering forces??

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:04 | 2773681 Doña K
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Il miglior fabbro

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:13 | 2773777 notbot
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IT IS ALIVE!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:21 | 2773998 Gidas19
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Ex-squid and nazi bitch they can both suk it, while im loading up PM's...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:23 | 2774000 williambanzai7
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DRAKELSTEIN

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:26 | 2774002 Divine Wind
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The forehead kinda looks like a flesh colored Pope hat.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:20 | 2774116 williambanzai7
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I ballooned it ;-)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:41 | 2774007 williambanzai7
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KEYNESIAN MATRIX

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 07:27 | 2774190 williambanzai7
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STANKS THE CEREAL JUNK DOG

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:39 | 2774716 saturn
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Nothing compares to a civilised dog with a hydrant at reach of a paw.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:48 | 2774174 chump666
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good post.  central banks are preparing for war.  markets will take.it in the a-hole.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:58 | 2773558 smlbizman
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my strudel is bigger than your salomi.....

timmy...i cant believe i ate the strudel...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:32 | 2774037 Hugh Jorgan
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Geithner:  That's Draghi? I totally thought that was Bob Sagat-Im so fucked when I get back to DC, so fucked, damn damn damn.

 

Draghi- who is this bob sagat you keep mentioning Mr. Bevis? 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:43 | 2774260 ptoemmes
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You mean this Bob SagEt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE

He's observant.

 

Pete

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:16 | 2773789 QuantumCat
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 I miss Marla and her weekend spins... for those of you who have been here long enough to remember.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:21 | 2773798 ReallySparky
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Yes I remember those days. I think she broke up with Tyler...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:35 | 2773827 QuantumCat
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I think it ended poorly... and us minions are left to suffer. Probably had to happen, but like a five year child watching parents fight, I blamed myself (I have no idea what that means). I LOVE YOU MARLA... wherever you are.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:37 | 2773830 QuantumCat
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I hope she was hot in real life and not a dude...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:22 | 2773800 ReallySparky
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Dup

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:13 | 2773869 vast-dom
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DRAKEL(A) = sucking the planet dry 24x7x365

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:33 | 2774039 4horse
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MERGHI

very Merghi

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:46 | 2774173 Trichy
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Draghi needs a facelift to keep up with Merkel.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773286 Agent P
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#1 The wrong half is smiling.

#2 Timmy Tebow!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773296 Cursive
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Limp Dick Crawfish

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773297 ziggy59
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Dreck...crap is crap..you can cover a pile of crap with flowers, crap still comes through

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:45 | 2773401 HelluvaEngineer
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...and you can't polish a turd.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2773583 A Lunatic
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But you can eat one...............

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:43 | 2773893 in4mayshun
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In point of fact you actually can polish a turd...according to Mythbusters. And Bernanke has been doing it for years.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | 2773299 Cursive
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Schrodinger's Pussy

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:17 | 2773327 FOC 1183
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We have a winner

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:14 | 2773469 Freebird
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Crap, I forgot to feed the meter

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:12 | 2773316 Yen Cross
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Drag Queen vs Merkle. I like Angela! She has "GUSTO"!

 

                    Leave "Club Med", to the Kraken!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2773319 knukles
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WTF is Timmah doing?
Seriously, looks like he's trying to bend over double....

I can't go on.....
It's just too well, twisted and ...

Disturbing.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:42 | 2773392 krispkritter
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Someone told him to go fuck himself, looks like he's settling for a blowjob instead...

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:31 | 2775724 James
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To the tune of "Let it snow,Let it snow, Let it snow...

 

While Frau Merkels face is certainly frightful

Watching Draghi squirm is quite delightful

Since the banks have got no dough

Let it blow

Let it blow

Let it blow

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2773323 Cranios
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Oh no! Ben's been talking to Mario again!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2773330 saturn
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Drakel: I rule.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:18 | 2773332 DrunkenPleb
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It's not about what I want... it's about what's fair!

-Two-Face, from The Dark Knight

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2773336 Yellowhoard
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Meraghi!

The only creation capable of fucking itself and the world.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:20 | 2773338 ultimate warrior
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I've made a HUGE mistake

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:29 | 2773341 LMAOLORI
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"doppelgänger" or "doubleganger"? 

Eww Merkel looks a lot like Hilary but then so does Draghi. They look alot alike really Draghi & Merkel but Merkel had a more recent shave and threw on some lipstick.

 

Germany's Merkel backs ECB bond program

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:24 | 2773342 buzzsaw99
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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