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Caption Contest: Drakel

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Two different people, or the two faces of the same person? In a week dominated with news about Europe's "third time's the charm" monetization round, we leave it up to our readers to decide.

 

And, as a special "TGI centrally-planned F" bonus, here is the caption contest we will run when this, too, "intervention" fails.




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Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment HedgeAccordingly
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Is that a Tranny?

 

Let's Ban corporate Profits! -  http://hedge.ly/NfcXSu

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Stackers
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I miss Bennifer :(

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:55 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Incase you missed my earlier post...

Draghi and Merkel had a highschool lovechild and its name is Michael Moore...Discuss

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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One's an ex Goldmanite, the other a woman.

Both are cocksuckers. 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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europeons migrate to greener pastures: El Salvador, Haiti, Guatemala and other LatAm countries..

http://euobserver.com/economic/117458

 

EU faces 'lost generation' of almost 8 million young people

Today @ 09:27

BRUSSELS - The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU.

http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/28-11-2011/119761-brazil-0/

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2012/0120/...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment knukles
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Read that again:

"The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU."

Now that's the Socialistic Leviathan's way of tackling the problem.

Holy BeJezuz!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Canadian naval fleet about to pummel Iranian anti aircraft positions.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-closes-embassy-in-iran-expels-irania...

CTVNews.ca Staff
Published Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 9:57AM EDT
Last Updated Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 6:53PM EDT

Canada abruptly closed its embassy in Iran and expelled Iranian diplomats in Ottawa Friday, citing safety concerns in Tehran and the long-standing view that Iran is a significant threat to global peace.

Is the much anticipated Iranian liberation about to begin, by none other than the tough canuckian special NAVY (or is it BABY) SEAL clobbering forces??

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Doña K
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Il miglior fabbro

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:13 | Link to Comment notbot
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IT IS ALIVE!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:21 | Link to Comment Gidas19
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Ex-squid and nazi bitch they can both suk it, while im loading up PM's...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:23 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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DRAKELSTEIN

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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The forehead kinda looks like a flesh colored Pope hat.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:20 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I ballooned it ;-)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:41 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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KEYNESIAN MATRIX

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 07:27 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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STANKS THE CEREAL JUNK DOG

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:39 | Link to Comment saturn
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Nothing compares to a civilised dog with a hydrant at reach of a paw.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:48 | Link to Comment chump666
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good post.  central banks are preparing for war.  markets will take.it in the a-hole.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment smlbizman
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my strudel is bigger than your salomi.....

timmy...i cant believe i ate the strudel...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:32 | Link to Comment Hugh Jorgan
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Geithner:  That's Draghi? I totally thought that was Bob Sagat-Im so fucked when I get back to DC, so fucked, damn damn damn.

 

Draghi- who is this bob sagat you keep mentioning Mr. Bevis? 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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You mean this Bob SagEt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE

He's observant.

 

Pete

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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 I miss Marla and her weekend spins... for those of you who have been here long enough to remember.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:21 | Link to Comment ReallySparky
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Yes I remember those days. I think she broke up with Tyler...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:35 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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I think it ended poorly... and us minions are left to suffer. Probably had to happen, but like a five year child watching parents fight, I blamed myself (I have no idea what that means). I LOVE YOU MARLA... wherever you are.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:37 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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I hope she was hot in real life and not a dude...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:22 | Link to Comment ReallySparky
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Dup

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:13 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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DRAKEL(A) = sucking the planet dry 24x7x365

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:33 | Link to Comment 4horse
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MERGHI

very Merghi

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:46 | Link to Comment Trichy
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Draghi needs a facelift to keep up with Merkel.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Agent P
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#1 The wrong half is smiling.

#2 Timmy Tebow!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Limp Dick Crawfish

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Dreck...crap is crap..you can cover a pile of crap with flowers, crap still comes through

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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...and you can't polish a turd.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:16 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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But you can eat one...............

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:43 | Link to Comment in4mayshun
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In point of fact you actually can polish a turd...according to Mythbusters. And Bernanke has been doing it for years.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Schrodinger's Pussy

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment FOC 1183
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We have a winner

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Freebird
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Crap, I forgot to feed the meter

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Drag Queen vs Merkle. I like Angela! She has "GUSTO"!

 

                    Leave "Club Med", to the Kraken!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment knukles
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WTF is Timmah doing?
Seriously, looks like he's trying to bend over double....

I can't go on.....
It's just too well, twisted and ...

Disturbing.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Someone told him to go fuck himself, looks like he's settling for a blowjob instead...

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:31 | Link to Comment James
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To the tune of "Let it snow,Let it snow, Let it snow...

 

While Frau Merkels face is certainly frightful

Watching Draghi squirm is quite delightful

Since the banks have got no dough

Let it blow

Let it blow

Let it blow

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Cranios
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Oh no! Ben's been talking to Mario again!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment saturn
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Drakel: I rule.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:18 | Link to Comment DrunkenPleb
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It's not about what I want... it's about what's fair!

-Two-Face, from The Dark Knight

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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Meraghi!

The only creation capable of fucking itself and the world.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:20 | Link to Comment ultimate warrior
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I've made a HUGE mistake

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:29 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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"doppelgänger" or "doubleganger"? 

Eww Merkel looks a lot like Hilary but then so does Draghi. They look alot alike really Draghi & Merkel but Merkel had a more recent shave and threw on some lipstick.

 

Germany's Merkel backs ECB bond program

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:24 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Um, you meant 'Release the Drakken!'?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment saturn
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No, the Drakel!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment news printer
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U mean Drac(k)ula?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment startingnow
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Angel in Drag.  Though I am not sure which one that would apply to.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment dracos_ghost
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? -- Joker

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmkRi_tr9c#t=0m50s

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment q99x2
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1) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.

2) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment Cult_of_Reason
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Interesting spin by the Spanish press: The Decisive Day, ECB and Chancellor mark today the route out of the crisis.

Hooray! The crisis is over!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Cult_of_Reason    ( Crickets?)

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment mayhem
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you're my bitch

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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Drakel and Hyde

Who vill vin?! 

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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Merkal: I'm half German, half Italian

Draghi: I'm half solvent, half bankrupt. Still I could leverage that up 100:1 like my old days at Goldmans.. oh how I miss living like a gambling junkie in this Brussels goldfish bowl

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Merkel is Le'Krem backwards... just like Draghi spells Farce if you repeat it long enough

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Frau Merkel carryin more bags under them eyes than a 747

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"Crook and Crookeder"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Arvo Particleboard
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Bad Cop, Bad Cop.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment JustPrintMoreDuh
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Assface

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:20 | Link to Comment endicott glacier
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"when will my di&* grow bigger than Angela's? what will it take to grow me some balls?"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"Comedy and Tragedy - Team Troika"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Frastric
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Pic 1

Drakel; just because they're oppose each other that doesn't stop them screwing you.

Pic 2

Tiny Tim (to himself): If only I can get Benny to promise unlimited unending QE whilst pretending to sterlise it...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Caption from second picture:

Timmah!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Its_the_economy...
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germany voted NEIN  but Merkel says yes. The ECB just gave them a "handshake cover" to the german people wouldn't revolt and throw Merkel gov't out on its keister. Its obvious everyone is All In.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment IndicaTive
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CNBC Poll: "They're gonna skull-fuck you either way, which face would YOU rather be looking at?"

You can tweet us at.....Simon back to you!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:39 | Link to Comment fuu
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Janus and Juno smirk while Timmah pactices his Roman Fool routine.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Biggvs
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#1 Money printers and socialists: They always end up in bed together, and the result is horrifying.

#2 Damn, I can't believe we didn't print enough again. Mario, what comes after trillion?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Cazzi amari
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1) Colors of Benetton

2) Draghi: "Uhm...Nice ass"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Heroic Couplet
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If Benny and the Jets Rothschilds can unleash QE in the United States, as large as the United States is, why is Greece, a small archipelago, such a problems. As long as the private bank cartel and the Federal Reserve take it on the chin, and the Federal Reserve can print, again, why is Greece such a problem?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:02 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Greece is not the problem. Well, maybe it is but in a different way. It'll be the lack of Grease while the sheeple are shafted that will be the problem.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Draghi "lick my pussy"

Merkel "suck my dick"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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Scadalous photos! August tryst on Riviera bared! Angela and Mario play "Hide the salami" in beachfont getaway. Cousteau Institute files formal complaint saying torrid couple polluted Mediterrean sea and endangered marine life.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Rollerball
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Too easy:  "Both sides of the same coni".

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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The DNA supercollider produced some unstable short chain byproducts.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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Timmy"No, I don't need any help putting my head back up my ass. I do it all of the time.  Here I go again...."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:20 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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George Washington:  "I've been warning everyone about that Fukishima radiation.  I told you so."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:34 | Link to Comment boh knows
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"Two Faced"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:34 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Picture 1 :

Faceoff Part II - Who will kill the Euro faster?

Picture 2:

"Drahgi baby, check out my TARP bailout dance!" - Timmay

"That's the same fucking one you did in my Goldman office a few years back shithead." - Drahgi

 

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:21 | Link to Comment geotrader
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Face Off II: A View To A Kill

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:40 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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Assclowns.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:05 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Drahgi:  "but you don't need dandruff shampoo."

Geithner:  "[winking] exactly.  Now blow me again.  I've been taking QE for daily use."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:16 | Link to Comment HD
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Draghi: Activate Geithner's mind control chip. Set to maximum compliance.

Timmy: AGHHHHHH!!! Oh God the pain!! Goldman. The pain! Must. Save. Bankers.

Draghi: Prepare to deploy the Romney bot.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment mudduck
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Why are there birth control pictures in this article?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment cdude
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C(o)unt Drakelula may not be relavent if the German constitutional court gets all NEIN on their asses. The German people are another matter. They are as "sheeple" as it gets. Oh, they'll complain heaps but don't think that means they won't cave. It's that oh so German self-righteous; you fucked up but we'll save the day because we're superior thing. Martyrdom is programmed into their DNA.

I just hope the High Court Justices(or whatever they call them in Germany) are not shaken by a few horses heads between the sheets.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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Ghost of Weimar past...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:37 | Link to Comment gimli
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To save the European Union their leaders have come up with a creative plan to halve the unemployment problem.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment jomama
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Draco-Reptilians?

fucking reptiles

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:08 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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jANUS

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Pic 2.

Punk bitch, I told you this plan can't work without action.... 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:13 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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  1. Draghi
  2. Draghi’s election vote blunder transvestite

 

No further comment needed

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:30 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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A transvestite, funny money printer fails again.....oh nooooooo Mr. Bill......

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:34 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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  Merkghi waters await

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:36 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I'm not saying that particular cover is copying something I have done before, but I will say there seem to be lots of commercial magazine artists in Spain doing ideas that I have done before. And I have been told this by readers in Spain ;-)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:49 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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November edition of TIME Life Magazine..

 

THE BIG FAIL

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:58 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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You’re the graphic frontrunner of our ZeroHedge community. We always appreciate your work. I fall into the category of forgetting to say, Thank you WB7. Keep up the good work!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:10 | Link to Comment raiha
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I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Drakel!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:18 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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The Euro economy is going to open up like a singularity and implode - and though these so called Euro "leaders", along with our own politicians portray themselves as statesmen, they are nothing more than a bunch of tools. I hope all of you are ready - yes you too Euro apologists.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:24 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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Caption 1 :

Half a Botox Treatment

Caption 2:

You Cherry! The Squid has spoken.  Control-P !

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:22 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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New Secular Order Eagle of Lagash (#8) 

                                 Twin Peaks (#7)

                            Double Trouble (#6)

                          Count Drakel 666 (#5)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:23 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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                               MMMMM Muppets (#4)

                                  Neo Socialist Bust (#3)

                        Hymie's Hermaphroditey (#2)

                                              BITCHEZ!  (#1) 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 03:37 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Drakela - sucking the life out of Europe!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 03:59 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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"I'm telling you frankly, you DO NOT want to see under my skirt!"

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:33 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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Timothy:  "I just noticed, my head -- it's . . . it's completely empty !!"

Draghi:  "Yep.    Now, try explaining those ears."

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:40 | Link to Comment Munkey
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Apart from politics and finance, I also acted as a stunt double in the 2011 remake of The Thing.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:51 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:52 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Dragquean

Clearly selected by committee -- it's the European Way.

Draghquean

Assembled by consensus -- it's the European Gay.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:06 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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For the bottom picture:

For what does it gain a man to win the world and lose his soul?

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:54 | Link to Comment Loose Caboose
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Hermaphrodite stroke victim.  Sad but somehow .... appropriate to the situation.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:54 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Only a few nerds will get this:

Lokai/Bele

"Let that be your last battlefield."

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Not going for funny with this one, just accuracy.

Second picture:

How long can we keep this up?

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Stuck on Zero
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Drakel spelled: Draco.

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment walcott
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draghi queen.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:36 | Link to Comment mirac
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Two cheeks, two assholes?

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