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Caption Contest: Drakel

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Two different people, or the two faces of the same person? In a week dominated with news about Europe's "third time's the charm" monetization round, we leave it up to our readers to decide.

 

And, as a special "TGI centrally-planned F" bonus, here is the caption contest we will run when this, too, "intervention" fails.

 

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Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:04 | 2773284 HedgeAccordingly
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Is that a Tranny?

 

Let's Ban corporate Profits! -  http://hedge.ly/NfcXSu

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | 2773289 Stackers
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I miss Bennifer :(

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:55 | 2773426 JPM Hater001
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Incase you missed my earlier post...

Draghi and Merkel had a highschool lovechild and its name is Michael Moore...Discuss

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | 2773452 Tippoo Sultan
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"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | 2773507 nope-1004
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One's an ex Goldmanite, the other a woman.

Both are cocksuckers. 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:49 | 2773540 Ahmeexnal
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europeons migrate to greener pastures: El Salvador, Haiti, Guatemala and other LatAm countries..

http://euobserver.com/economic/117458

 

EU faces 'lost generation' of almost 8 million young people

Today @ 09:27

BRUSSELS - The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU.

http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/28-11-2011/119761-brazil-0/

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2012/0120/...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | 2773548 knukles
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Read that again:

"The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU."

Now that's the Socialistic Leviathan's way of tackling the problem.

Holy BeJezuz!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:00 | 2773559 Ahmeexnal
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Canadian naval fleet about to pummel Iranian anti aircraft positions.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-closes-embassy-in-iran-expels-irania...

CTVNews.ca Staff
Published Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 9:57AM EDT
Last Updated Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 6:53PM EDT

Canada abruptly closed its embassy in Iran and expelled Iranian diplomats in Ottawa Friday, citing safety concerns in Tehran and the long-standing view that Iran is a significant threat to global peace.

Is the much anticipated Iranian liberation about to begin, by none other than the tough canuckian special NAVY (or is it BABY) SEAL clobbering forces??

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:04 | 2773681 Doña K
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Il miglior fabbro

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:13 | 2773777 notbot
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IT IS ALIVE!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:21 | 2773998 Gidas19
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Ex-squid and nazi bitch they can both suk it, while im loading up PM's...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:23 | 2774000 williambanzai7
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DRAKELSTEIN

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:26 | 2774002 Divine Wind
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The forehead kinda looks like a flesh colored Pope hat.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:20 | 2774116 williambanzai7
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I ballooned it ;-)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:41 | 2774007 williambanzai7
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KEYNESIAN MATRIX

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 07:27 | 2774190 williambanzai7
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STANKS THE CEREAL JUNK DOG

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:39 | 2774716 saturn
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Nothing compares to a civilised dog with a hydrant at reach of a paw.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:48 | 2774174 chump666
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good post.  central banks are preparing for war.  markets will take.it in the a-hole.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:58 | 2773558 smlbizman
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my strudel is bigger than your salomi.....

timmy...i cant believe i ate the strudel...

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:32 | 2774037 Hugh Jorgan
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Geithner:  That's Draghi? I totally thought that was Bob Sagat-Im so fucked when I get back to DC, so fucked, damn damn damn.

 

Draghi- who is this bob sagat you keep mentioning Mr. Bevis? 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:43 | 2774260 ptoemmes
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You mean this Bob SagEt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE

He's observant.

 

Pete

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:16 | 2773789 QuantumCat
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 I miss Marla and her weekend spins... for those of you who have been here long enough to remember.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:21 | 2773798 ReallySparky
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Yes I remember those days. I think she broke up with Tyler...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:35 | 2773827 QuantumCat
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I think it ended poorly... and us minions are left to suffer. Probably had to happen, but like a five year child watching parents fight, I blamed myself (I have no idea what that means). I LOVE YOU MARLA... wherever you are.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:37 | 2773830 QuantumCat
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I hope she was hot in real life and not a dude...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:22 | 2773800 ReallySparky
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Dup

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:13 | 2773869 vast-dom
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DRAKEL(A) = sucking the planet dry 24x7x365

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:33 | 2774039 4horse
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MERGHI

very Merghi

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:46 | 2774173 Trichy
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Draghi needs a facelift to keep up with Merkel.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773286 Agent P
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#1 The wrong half is smiling.

#2 Timmy Tebow!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773296 Cursive
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Limp Dick Crawfish

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2773297 ziggy59
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Dreck...crap is crap..you can cover a pile of crap with flowers, crap still comes through

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:45 | 2773401 HelluvaEngineer
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...and you can't polish a turd.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2773583 A Lunatic
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But you can eat one...............

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:43 | 2773893 in4mayshun
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In point of fact you actually can polish a turd...according to Mythbusters. And Bernanke has been doing it for years.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:06 | 2773299 Cursive
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Schrodinger's Pussy

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:17 | 2773327 FOC 1183
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We have a winner

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:14 | 2773469 Freebird
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Crap, I forgot to feed the meter

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:12 | 2773316 Yen Cross
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Drag Queen vs Merkle. I like Angela! She has "GUSTO"!

 

                    Leave "Club Med", to the Kraken!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2773319 knukles
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WTF is Timmah doing?
Seriously, looks like he's trying to bend over double....

I can't go on.....
It's just too well, twisted and ...

Disturbing.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:42 | 2773392 krispkritter
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Someone told him to go fuck himself, looks like he's settling for a blowjob instead...

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:31 | 2775724 James
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To the tune of "Let it snow,Let it snow, Let it snow...

 

While Frau Merkels face is certainly frightful

Watching Draghi squirm is quite delightful

Since the banks have got no dough

Let it blow

Let it blow

Let it blow

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2773323 Cranios
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Oh no! Ben's been talking to Mario again!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2773330 saturn
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Drakel: I rule.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:18 | 2773332 DrunkenPleb
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It's not about what I want... it's about what's fair!

-Two-Face, from The Dark Knight

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2773336 Yellowhoard
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Meraghi!

The only creation capable of fucking itself and the world.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:20 | 2773338 ultimate warrior
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I've made a HUGE mistake

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:29 | 2773341 LMAOLORI
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"doppelgänger" or "doubleganger"? 

Eww Merkel looks a lot like Hilary but then so does Draghi. They look alot alike really Draghi & Merkel but Merkel had a more recent shave and threw on some lipstick.

 

Germany's Merkel backs ECB bond program

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:24 | 2773342 buzzsaw99
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:40 | 2773385 krispkritter
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Um, you meant 'Release the Drakken!'?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:42 | 2773391 saturn
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No, the Drakel!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:31 | 2773362 news printer
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U mean Drac(k)ula?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:33 | 2773368 startingnow
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Angel in Drag.  Though I am not sure which one that would apply to.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:35 | 2773370 dracos_ghost
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? -- Joker

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmkRi_tr9c#t=0m50s

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:35 | 2773373 q99x2
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1) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.

2) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:41 | 2773377 Cult_of_Reason
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Interesting spin by the Spanish press: The Decisive Day, ECB and Chancellor mark today the route out of the crisis.

Hooray! The crisis is over!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:43 | 2773394 Yen Cross
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Cult_of_Reason    ( Crickets?)

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:45 | 2773403 mayhem
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you're my bitch

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:49 | 2773413 Frank N. Beans
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Drakel and Hyde

Who vill vin?! 

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:53 | 2773416 Zero Govt
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Merkal: I'm half German, half Italian

Draghi: I'm half solvent, half bankrupt. Still I could leverage that up 100:1 like my old days at Goldmans.. oh how I miss living like a gambling junkie in this Brussels goldfish bowl

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:51 | 2773418 Mongo
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Merkel is Le'Krem backwards... just like Draghi spells Farce if you repeat it long enough

 

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | 2773454 Rainman
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Frau Merkel carryin more bags under them eyes than a 747

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:07 | 2773455 Schmuck Raker
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"Crook and Crookeder"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:14 | 2773468 Arvo Particleboard
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Bad Cop, Bad Cop.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:19 | 2773482 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Assface

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:20 | 2773486 endicott glacier
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"when will my di&* grow bigger than Angela's? what will it take to grow me some balls?"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:22 | 2773487 ebworthen
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"Comedy and Tragedy - Team Troika"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:31 | 2773509 Frastric
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Pic 1

Drakel; just because they're oppose each other that doesn't stop them screwing you.

Pic 2

Tiny Tim (to himself): If only I can get Benny to promise unlimited unending QE whilst pretending to sterlise it...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | 2773511 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Caption from second picture:

Timmah!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:32 | 2773512 Its_the_economy...
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germany voted NEIN  but Merkel says yes. The ECB just gave them a "handshake cover" to the german people wouldn't revolt and throw Merkel gov't out on its keister. Its obvious everyone is All In.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:33 | 2773514 IndicaTive
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CNBC Poll: "They're gonna skull-fuck you either way, which face would YOU rather be looking at?"

You can tweet us at.....Simon back to you!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:38 | 2773520 LetThemEatRand
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:39 | 2773522 fuu
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Janus and Juno smirk while Timmah pactices his Roman Fool routine.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:42 | 2773525 Biggvs
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#1 Money printers and socialists: They always end up in bed together, and the result is horrifying.

#2 Damn, I can't believe we didn't print enough again. Mario, what comes after trillion?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:42 | 2773526 Cazzi amari
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1) Colors of Benetton

2) Draghi: "Uhm...Nice ass"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:47 | 2773542 Heroic Couplet
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If Benny and the Jets Rothschilds can unleash QE in the United States, as large as the United States is, why is Greece, a small archipelago, such a problems. As long as the private bank cartel and the Federal Reserve take it on the chin, and the Federal Reserve can print, again, why is Greece such a problem?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:02 | 2773564 Ahmeexnal
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Greece is not the problem. Well, maybe it is but in a different way. It'll be the lack of Grease while the sheeple are shafted that will be the problem.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | 2773549 buzzsaw99
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 19:52 | 2773551 Seasmoke
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Draghi "lick my pussy"

Merkel "suck my dick"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | 2773579 tom a taxpayer
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Scadalous photos! August tryst on Riviera bared! Angela and Mario play "Hide the salami" in beachfont getaway. Cousteau Institute files formal complaint saying torrid couple polluted Mediterrean sea and endangered marine life.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:14 | 2773580 Rollerball
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Too easy:  "Both sides of the same coni".

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | 2773585 buzzsaw99
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The DNA supercollider produced some unstable short chain byproducts.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:17 | 2773587 CoolBeans
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Timmy"No, I don't need any help putting my head back up my ass. I do it all of the time.  Here I go again...."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:20 | 2773591 LetThemEatRand
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George Washington:  "I've been warning everyone about that Fukishima radiation.  I told you so."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:34 | 2773619 boh knows
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"Two Faced"

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:34 | 2773620 LongSoupLine
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Picture 1 :

Faceoff Part II - Who will kill the Euro faster?

Picture 2:

"Drahgi baby, check out my TARP bailout dance!" - Timmay

"That's the same fucking one you did in my Goldman office a few years back shithead." - Drahgi

 

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 06:21 | 2774163 geotrader
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Face Off II: A View To A Kill

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 20:40 | 2773628 DavosSherman
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Assclowns.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:05 | 2773670 LetThemEatRand
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Drahgi:  "but you don't need dandruff shampoo."

Geithner:  "[winking] exactly.  Now blow me again.  I've been taking QE for daily use."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:16 | 2773689 HD
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Draghi: Activate Geithner's mind control chip. Set to maximum compliance.

Timmy: AGHHHHHH!!! Oh God the pain!! Goldman. The pain! Must. Save. Bankers.

Draghi: Prepare to deploy the Romney bot.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:23 | 2773708 mudduck
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Why are there birth control pictures in this article?

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 21:34 | 2773726 buzzsaw99
Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:01 | 2773760 cdude
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C(o)unt Drakelula may not be relavent if the German constitutional court gets all NEIN on their asses. The German people are another matter. They are as "sheeple" as it gets. Oh, they'll complain heaps but don't think that means they won't cave. It's that oh so German self-righteous; you fucked up but we'll save the day because we're superior thing. Martyrdom is programmed into their DNA.

I just hope the High Court Justices(or whatever they call them in Germany) are not shaken by a few horses heads between the sheets.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:20 | 2773795 QuantumCat
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Ghost of Weimar past...

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:37 | 2773831 gimli
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To save the European Union their leaders have come up with a creative plan to halve the unemployment problem.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 22:45 | 2773844 jomama
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Draco-Reptilians?

fucking reptiles

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 23:08 | 2773865 palmereldritch
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jANUS

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:07 | 2773894 Money 4 Nothing
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Pic 2.

Punk bitch, I told you this plan can't work without action.... 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:13 | 2773932 Atomizer
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  1. Draghi
  2. Draghi’s election vote blunder transvestite

 

No further comment needed

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:30 | 2773949 SillySalesmanQu...
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A transvestite, funny money printer fails again.....oh nooooooo Mr. Bill......

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:34 | 2773953 palmereldritch
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  Merkghi waters await

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:36 | 2773954 williambanzai7
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I'm not saying that particular cover is copying something I have done before, but I will say there seem to be lots of commercial magazine artists in Spain doing ideas that I have done before. And I have been told this by readers in Spain ;-)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:49 | 2773963 Money 4 Nothing
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November edition of TIME Life Magazine..

 

THE BIG FAIL

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 00:58 | 2773971 Atomizer
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You’re the graphic frontrunner of our ZeroHedge community. We always appreciate your work. I fall into the category of forgetting to say, Thank you WB7. Keep up the good work!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:10 | 2773991 raiha
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I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Drakel!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:18 | 2773995 bigkahuna
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The Euro economy is going to open up like a singularity and implode - and though these so called Euro "leaders", along with our own politicians portray themselves as statesmen, they are nothing more than a bunch of tools. I hope all of you are ready - yes you too Euro apologists.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 01:24 | 2774001 Divine Wind
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Caption 1 :

Half a Botox Treatment

Caption 2:

You Cherry! The Squid has spoken.  Control-P !

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:22 | 2774033 BlackholeDivestment
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New Secular Order Eagle of Lagash (#8) 

                                 Twin Peaks (#7)

                            Double Trouble (#6)

                          Count Drakel 666 (#5)

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 04:23 | 2774097 BlackholeDivestment
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                               MMMMM Muppets (#4)

                                  Neo Socialist Bust (#3)

                        Hymie's Hermaphroditey (#2)

                                              BITCHEZ!  (#1) 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 03:37 | 2774102 Colonel Klink
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Drakela - sucking the life out of Europe!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 03:59 | 2774109 Cosimo de Medici
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"I'm telling you frankly, you DO NOT want to see under my skirt!"

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:33 | 2774247 EclecticParrot
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Timothy:  "I just noticed, my head -- it's . . . it's completely empty !!"

Draghi:  "Yep.    Now, try explaining those ears."

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:40 | 2774255 Munkey
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Apart from politics and finance, I also acted as a stunt double in the 2011 remake of The Thing.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:51 | 2774268 ptoemmes
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 08:52 | 2774270 Byte Me
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Dragquean

Clearly selected by committee -- it's the European Way.

Draghquean

Assembled by consensus -- it's the European Gay.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:06 | 2774384 NoTTD
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For the bottom picture:

For what does it gain a man to win the world and lose his soul?

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:54 | 2774464 Loose Caboose
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Hermaphrodite stroke victim.  Sad but somehow .... appropriate to the situation.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:54 | 2774465 MsCreant
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Only a few nerds will get this:

Lokai/Bele

"Let that be your last battlefield."

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:59 | 2774478 MsCreant
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Not going for funny with this one, just accuracy.

Second picture:

How long can we keep this up?

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:22 | 2774535 Stuck on Zero
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Drakel spelled: Draco.

 

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 13:58 | 2774828 walcott
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draghi queen.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:36 | 2778309 mirac
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Two cheeks, two assholes?

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