Caption Contest: Drakel

Tyler Durden's picture

Two different people, or the two faces of the same person? In a week dominated with news about Europe's "third time's the charm" monetization round, we leave it up to our readers to decide.


And, as a special "TGI centrally-planned F" bonus, here is the caption contest we will run when this, too, "intervention" fails.

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HedgeAccordingly's picture

Is that a Tranny?


Let's Ban corporate Profits! -

JPM Hater001's picture

Incase you missed my earlier post...

Draghi and Merkel had a highschool lovechild and its name is Michael Moore...Discuss

Tippoo Sultan's picture

"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."

nope-1004's picture

One's an ex Goldmanite, the other a woman.

Both are cocksuckers. 

Ahmeexnal's picture

europeons migrate to greener pastures: El Salvador, Haiti, Guatemala and other LatAm countries..


EU faces 'lost generation' of almost 8 million young people

Today @ 09:27

BRUSSELS - The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU.

knukles's picture

Read that again:

"The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU."

Now that's the Socialistic Leviathan's way of tackling the problem.

Holy BeJezuz!

Ahmeexnal's picture

Canadian naval fleet about to pummel Iranian anti aircraft positions. Staff
Published Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 9:57AM EDT
Last Updated Friday, Sep. 7, 2012 6:53PM EDT

Canada abruptly closed its embassy in Iran and expelled Iranian diplomats in Ottawa Friday, citing safety concerns in Tehran and the long-standing view that Iran is a significant threat to global peace.

Is the much anticipated Iranian liberation about to begin, by none other than the tough canuckian special NAVY (or is it BABY) SEAL clobbering forces??

Gidas19's picture

Ex-squid and nazi bitch they can both suk it, while im loading up PM's...

Divine Wind's picture



The forehead kinda looks like a flesh colored Pope hat.

saturn's picture

Nothing compares to a civilised dog with a hydrant at reach of a paw.

chump666's picture


good post.  central banks are preparing for war.  markets will in the a-hole.

smlbizman's picture

my strudel is bigger than your salomi.....

timmy...i cant believe i ate the strudel...

Hugh Jorgan's picture

Geithner:  That's Draghi? I totally thought that was Bob Sagat-Im so fucked when I get back to DC, so fucked, damn damn damn.


Draghi- who is this bob sagat you keep mentioning Mr. Bevis? 

QuantumCat's picture

 I miss Marla and her weekend spins... for those of you who have been here long enough to remember.

ReallySparky's picture

Yes I remember those days. I think she broke up with Tyler...

QuantumCat's picture

I think it ended poorly... and us minions are left to suffer. Probably had to happen, but like a five year child watching parents fight, I blamed myself (I have no idea what that means). I LOVE YOU MARLA... wherever you are.

QuantumCat's picture

I hope she was hot in real life and not a dude...

vast-dom's picture


DRAKEL(A) = sucking the planet dry 24x7x365


Trichy's picture

Draghi needs a facelift to keep up with Merkel.

Agent P's picture

#1 The wrong half is smiling.

#2 Timmy Tebow!

Cursive's picture

Limp Dick Crawfish

ziggy59's picture

Dreck...crap is can cover a pile of crap with flowers, crap still comes through

HelluvaEngineer's picture

...and you can't polish a turd.

A Lunatic's picture

But you can eat one...............

in4mayshun's picture

In point of fact you actually can polish a turd...according to Mythbusters. And Bernanke has been doing it for years.

Cursive's picture

Schrodinger's Pussy

Freebird's picture

Crap, I forgot to feed the meter

Yen Cross's picture

Drag Queen vs Merkle. I like Angela! She has "GUSTO"!


                    Leave "Club Med", to the Kraken!

knukles's picture

WTF is Timmah doing?
Seriously, looks like he's trying to bend over double....

I can't go on.....
It's just too well, twisted and ...







krispkritter's picture

Someone told him to go fuck himself, looks like he's settling for a blowjob instead...

James's picture

To the tune of "Let it snow,Let it snow, Let it snow...


While Frau Merkels face is certainly frightful

Watching Draghi squirm is quite delightful

Since the banks have got no dough

Let it blow

Let it blow

Let it blow

Cranios's picture

Oh no! Ben's been talking to Mario again!

saturn's picture

Drakel: I rule.

DrunkenPleb's picture

It's not about what I want... it's about what's fair!

-Two-Face, from The Dark Knight

Yellowhoard's picture


The only creation capable of fucking itself and the world.

ultimate warrior's picture

I've made a HUGE mistake

LMAOLORI's picture



"doppelgänger" or "doubleganger"? 

Eww Merkel looks a lot like Hilary but then so does Draghi. They look alot alike really Draghi & Merkel but Merkel had a more recent shave and threw on some lipstick.


Germany's Merkel backs ECB bond program


buzzsaw99's picture