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Caption Contest: Drakel
Two different people, or the two faces of the same person? In a week dominated with news about Europe's "third time's the charm" monetization round, we leave it up to our readers to decide.
And, as a special "TGI centrally-planned F" bonus, here is the caption contest we will run when this, too, "intervention" fails.
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Is that a Tranny?
Let's Ban corporate Profits! - http://hedge.ly/NfcXSu
I miss Bennifer :(
Incase you missed my earlier post...
Draghi and Merkel had a highschool lovechild and its name is Michael Moore...Discuss
"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."
One's an ex Goldmanite, the other a woman.
Both are cocksuckers.
europeons migrate to greener pastures: El Salvador, Haiti, Guatemala and other LatAm countries..
http://euobserver.com/economic/117458
http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/28-11-2011/119761-brazil-0/
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2012/0120/...
Read that again:
"The European Commission has indicated it is going to delve further into the employment, social and education policies of member states as it seeks to tackle the job crisis in the EU."
Now that's the Socialistic Leviathan's way of tackling the problem.
Holy BeJezuz!
Canadian naval fleet about to pummel Iranian anti aircraft positions.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-closes-embassy-in-iran-expels-irania...
Is the much anticipated Iranian liberation about to begin, by none other than the tough canuckian special NAVY (or is it BABY) SEAL clobbering forces??
Il miglior fabbro
IT IS ALIVE!
Ex-squid and nazi bitch they can both suk it, while im loading up PM's...
The forehead kinda looks like a flesh colored Pope hat.
I ballooned it ;-)
Nothing compares to a civilised dog with a hydrant at reach of a paw.
good post. central banks are preparing for war. markets will take.it in the a-hole.
my strudel is bigger than your salomi.....
timmy...i cant believe i ate the strudel...
Geithner: That's Draghi? I totally thought that was Bob Sagat-Im so fucked when I get back to DC, so fucked, damn damn damn.
Draghi- who is this bob sagat you keep mentioning Mr. Bevis?
You mean this Bob SagEt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE
He's observant.
Pete
I miss Marla and her weekend spins... for those of you who have been here long enough to remember.
Yes I remember those days. I think she broke up with Tyler...
I think it ended poorly... and us minions are left to suffer. Probably had to happen, but like a five year child watching parents fight, I blamed myself (I have no idea what that means). I LOVE YOU MARLA... wherever you are.
I hope she was hot in real life and not a dude...
Dup
DRAKEL(A) = sucking the planet dry 24x7x365MERGHI
very Merghi
Draghi needs a facelift to keep up with Merkel.
#1 The wrong half is smiling.
#2 Timmy Tebow!
“Wait’ll they get a load of me”
Limp Dick Crawfish
Dreck...crap is crap..you can cover a pile of crap with flowers, crap still comes through
...and you can't polish a turd.
But you can eat one...............
In point of fact you actually can polish a turd...according to Mythbusters. And Bernanke has been doing it for years.
Schrodinger's Pussy
We have a winner
Crap, I forgot to feed the meter
Drag Queen vs Merkle. I like Angela! She has "GUSTO"!
Leave "Club Med", to the Kraken!
WTF is Timmah doing?
Seriously, looks like he's trying to bend over double....
I can't go on.....
It's just too well, twisted and ...
Disturbing.
Someone told him to go fuck himself, looks like he's settling for a blowjob instead...
To the tune of "Let it snow,Let it snow, Let it snow...
While Frau Merkels face is certainly frightful
Watching Draghi squirm is quite delightful
Since the banks have got no dough
Let it blow
Let it blow
Let it blow
Oh no! Ben's been talking to Mario again!
Drakel: I rule.
-Two-Face, from The Dark Knight
Meraghi!
The only creation capable of fucking itself and the world.
I've made a HUGE mistake
"doppelgänger" or "doubleganger"?
Eww Merkel looks a lot like Hilary but then so does Draghi. They look alot alike really Draghi & Merkel but Merkel had a more recent shave and threw on some lipstick.
Germany's Merkel backs ECB bond programRELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Um, you meant 'Release the Drakken!'?
No, the Drakel!
U mean Drac(k)ula?
Angel in Drag. Though I am not sure which one that would apply to.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? -- Joker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmkRi_tr9c#t=0m50s
1) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.
2) Most Wanted - Dead or Alive.
Interesting spin by the Spanish press: The Decisive Day, ECB and Chancellor mark today the route out of the crisis.
Hooray! The crisis is over!
Cult_of_Reason ( Crickets?)
you're my bitch
Drakel and Hyde
Who vill vin?!
Merkal: I'm half German, half Italian
Draghi: I'm half solvent, half bankrupt. Still I could leverage that up 100:1 like my old days at Goldmans.. oh how I miss living like a gambling junkie in this Brussels goldfish bowl
Merkel is Le'Krem backwards... just like Draghi spells Farce if you repeat it long enough
Frau Merkel carryin more bags under them eyes than a 747
"Crook and Crookeder"
Bad Cop, Bad Cop.
Assface
"when will my di&* grow bigger than Angela's? what will it take to grow me some balls?"
"Comedy and Tragedy - Team Troika"
Pic 1
Drakel; just because they're oppose each other that doesn't stop them screwing you.
Pic 2
Tiny Tim (to himself): If only I can get Benny to promise unlimited unending QE whilst pretending to sterlise it...
Caption from second picture:
germany voted NEIN but Merkel says yes. The ECB just gave them a "handshake cover" to the german people wouldn't revolt and throw Merkel gov't out on its keister. Its obvious everyone is All In.
CNBC Poll: "They're gonna skull-fuck you either way, which face would YOU rather be looking at?"
You can tweet us at.....Simon back to you!
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....
Janus and Juno smirk while Timmah pactices his Roman Fool routine.
#1 Money printers and socialists: They always end up in bed together, and the result is horrifying.
#2 Damn, I can't believe we didn't print enough again. Mario, what comes after trillion?
1) Colors of Benetton
2) Draghi: "Uhm...Nice ass"
If Benny and the Jets Rothschilds can unleash QE in the United States, as large as the United States is, why is Greece, a small archipelago, such a problems. As long as the private bank cartel and the Federal Reserve take it on the chin, and the Federal Reserve can print, again, why is Greece such a problem?
Greece is not the problem. Well, maybe it is but in a different way. It'll be the lack of Grease while the sheeple are shafted that will be the problem.
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
Draghi "lick my pussy"
Merkel "suck my dick"
Scadalous photos! August tryst on Riviera bared! Angela and Mario play "Hide the salami" in beachfont getaway. Cousteau Institute files formal complaint saying torrid couple polluted Mediterrean sea and endangered marine life.
Too easy: "Both sides of the same coni".
The DNA supercollider produced some unstable short chain byproducts.
Timmy: "No, I don't need any help putting my head back up my ass. I do it all of the time. Here I go again...."
George Washington: "I've been warning everyone about that Fukishima radiation. I told you so."
WARNING: The ECB’s New Plan Is ‘Quite Likely’ To Deepen Europe’s Recession And Sovereign Bond Yields May Moving Higher AGAIN After Implementation
"Two Faced"
Picture 1 :
Faceoff Part II - Who will kill the Euro faster?
Picture 2:
"Drahgi baby, check out my TARP bailout dance!" - Timmay
"That's the same fucking one you did in my Goldman office a few years back shithead." - Drahgi
Face Off II: A View To A Kill
Assclowns.
Drahgi: "but you don't need dandruff shampoo."
Geithner: "[winking] exactly. Now blow me again. I've been taking QE for daily use."
Draghi: Activate Geithner's mind control chip. Set to maximum compliance.
Timmy: AGHHHHHH!!! Oh God the pain!! Goldman. The pain! Must. Save. Bankers.
Draghi: Prepare to deploy the Romney bot.
Why are there birth control pictures in this article?
I am Frau Blucher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5j8uUR2nc
C(o)unt Drakelula may not be relavent if the German constitutional court gets all NEIN on their asses. The German people are another matter. They are as "sheeple" as it gets. Oh, they'll complain heaps but don't think that means they won't cave. It's that oh so German self-righteous; you fucked up but we'll save the day because we're superior thing. Martyrdom is programmed into their DNA.
I just hope the High Court Justices(or whatever they call them in Germany) are not shaken by a few horses heads between the sheets.
Ghost of Weimar past...
To save the European Union their leaders have come up with a creative plan to halve the unemployment problem.
Draco-Reptilians?
fucking reptiles
jANUS
Pic 2.
Punk bitch, I told you this plan can't work without action....
No further comment needed
A transvestite, funny money printer fails again.....oh nooooooo Mr. Bill......
Merkghi waters await
I'm not saying that particular cover is copying something I have done before, but I will say there seem to be lots of commercial magazine artists in Spain doing ideas that I have done before. And I have been told this by readers in Spain ;-)
November edition of TIME Life Magazine..
THE BIG FAIL
You’re the graphic frontrunner of our ZeroHedge community. We always appreciate your work. I fall into the category of forgetting to say, Thank you WB7. Keep up the good work!
I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Drakel!
The Euro economy is going to open up like a singularity and implode - and though these so called Euro "leaders", along with our own politicians portray themselves as statesmen, they are nothing more than a bunch of tools. I hope all of you are ready - yes you too Euro apologists.
Caption 1 :
Half a Botox Treatment
Caption 2:
You Cherry! The Squid has spoken. Control-P !
New Secular Order Eagle of Lagash (#8)
Twin Peaks (#7)
Double Trouble (#6)
Count Drakel 666 (#5)
MMMMM Muppets (#4)
Neo Socialist Bust (#3)
Hymie's Hermaphroditey (#2)
BITCHEZ! (#1)
Drakela - sucking the life out of Europe!
"I'm telling you frankly, you DO NOT want to see under my skirt!"
Timothy: "I just noticed, my head -- it's . . . it's completely empty !!"
Draghi: "Yep. Now, try explaining those ears."
Apart from politics and finance, I also acted as a stunt double in the 2011 remake of The Thing.
Me, me, me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J49lg9ITuqY
Dragquean
Clearly selected by committee -- it's the European Way.
Draghquean
Assembled by consensus -- it's the European Gay.
For the bottom picture:
For what does it gain a man to win the world and lose his soul?
Hermaphrodite stroke victim. Sad but somehow .... appropriate to the situation.
Only a few nerds will get this:
Lokai/Bele
"Let that be your last battlefield."
Not going for funny with this one, just accuracy.
Second picture:
How long can we keep this up?
Drakel spelled: Draco.
draghi queen.
Two cheeks, two assholes?