Caption Contest: "Euro Bailout X+1"

Tyler Durden's picture

To go alongside today's best headline from Bloomberg, "Euro Leaders Begin Six-Day Marathon to Reach Agreement on Debt-Crisis Plan" which naturally begs the question whether Greece's rotund Venizelos will be part of the 144 hour run, here is our suggestion for caption contest of the day.


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YesWeKahn's picture

six days of rally will break the year high. This is how they address crisis. No solution, just promises.

Campagnolo's picture

they are just gainning time, they are prolonging the euro crash for some time in 2012, in the meanwhile?, some fresh just coming out of the oven money.

rcintc's picture

Easy does it Fräulein!  You're squeezing my nut sack to tight!

Man Up Frog!  Man Up!

Bananamerican's picture

"you may skeeratch my balls eef you like...i juste had them gold plated"

paarsons's picture

Good citizens of Metropolis!

It's all fucked up.

That's all I have to say.


slewie the pi-rat's picture

angela! that celente cunt is launching these troll-bots outa the bungie-stat!

mudduck's picture

Merkel; "Close your mouth, it stinks. I think the reason your dentist can't help is because you have a yeast infection, c#@t face."

Pladizow's picture

NO!!!!, I'm neither that guy from "Kids In The Hall" nor Screech from "Saved By The Bell"

Top_Kill's picture

Merkel "Rockefellar has made his decision, French banks must fail!"

Balmyone's picture

Kannst du verstehen?  Mein banks habe keine geld.

Just load up on physical gold and silver.

Triggernometry's picture

I aint shit right for WEEKS!

Doom Pornographer's picture

Hee, Hee, I've got a penis too, and its bigger than yours French rat boy.

PicassoInActions's picture

why usd/jpy is falling? thin market?

srsly-wtf's picture

Happy Happy Joy Joy!!

spiral_eyes's picture

ooh baby grab that dick.

MarketTruth's picture

Listen you ugly bitch, France is not going to waste any more money on those lazy Greeks, let alone throw money at those Italian thieves who have made tax evasion a fine art. We both know that one wrong move and this whole house of cards will come tumbling down. (Famous last words) France is not going down with the ship.

Campagnolo's picture

sorry, but everything indicate France is going down as well, not exceptions.

MarketTruth's picture

i agree France is going down with the ship, this is a CAPTION CONTEST so lying rhetoric rules the day, as the truth will never be said in public. For these EU/ECB/IMF theives,  it is all about "market CONfidence" and "stability".

Temporalist's picture

France is a joke with a jester for a leader.  At least Germany has the Hulk as it's leader for protection.

TIMMAYYY's picture

I have just noticed your lizard eyes!

firstdivision's picture

Sarkozy is gonna have to choke a bitch

dick cheneys ghost's picture

Last Tango in.................?

jdelano's picture

Merkel inquires "How are you coping with all this?"


Sarkozy (Slurring):  "Scotch and oxycontin."  

knukles's picture

Like rolling through midnight on the Zephyr Unlimited playing on the other side of the berm, when no more can be accomodated whilst the Sirens beckon suggeatively....

(Sarko dreaming of tinky cheese and keeps asking himself who ate the worm from the tequila bottle...)


BTW.  Serves these fuckers right for all the sniping during Lehman 1 with all the holier than thou prosteltizing. 

lizzy36's picture

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Doubleguns's picture

Merkel: "Now that I have your left nut firmly between my thumb and forefinger its time to bend over."

Sarkozy: "How far" in tiny little voice.

orkneylad's picture

"Open wide, here comes the choo choo!"

Howdan's picture

"Aaaaahh AnGela, do you laahhk ze size of ma bailout?"

GeneMarchbanks's picture

" Angela! My batshit wife is an ardent follower of the Mayan Calendar and she's afraid that October 28th 2011 signifies the day of "new consciousness", which means of course, my FrAAAnce turns into FrAAnce like a carriage into a fucking pumpkin!"

- Hungarian Jew

fredquimby's picture

But October 28th WILL signify the beginning of a new consciousness!!

It's E-CAT day!!!


GeneMarchbanks's picture

I have no clue what that means, anygay, the 'new consioussness' will be that France is not AAA worthy.

knukles's picture

Does FrBBBance rhyme with Provance?

The4thStooge's picture

However this ends, I just want you to know, I love you.

fredquimby's picture

NO Merky, my new bratt is NOT called Muammadina

Mongo's picture

Bullish on coffee!

Zedge Hero's picture

Greece General Strike on Wednesday and Thursday covered this week ...

Dr. Engali's picture

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Agent P's picture

Nice one buddy...launch the cow!

Taint Boil's picture



Buuuuuuuurrrrpppp. Ooops, can taste the french fries

euphoria's picture

But.... you said you loved me. And we.... cuddled.

AbelCatalyst's picture

"I just wet my pants.... Can I have some Euro Bonds now?"

Jets's picture

"Lick my ass", "no you lick mine first!"

jelyfish's picture

"I'm in the mood for love, simply because you are near me, don't mean to be rude, but I'm in the mood for love."

Blagio's picture

"I said I am on top this time!"

Cassandra Syndrome's picture

Adolf Hitler REALLY is your father?

Jim in MN's picture

"As long as their troops are here, they will continue to hand out chocolate and silk stockings.  We must pretend to have a plan until the bitter end.  Do you like my silk stockings Angela?"

Yellowhoard's picture

"Start writing checks bitch or I will literally eat your head. I'm serious. Look how wide I can open my mouth. Now do it! Dooo It!!"