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Caption Contest: "Euro Bailout X+1"

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To go alongside today's best headline from Bloomberg, "Euro Leaders Begin Six-Day Marathon to Reach Agreement on Debt-Crisis Plan" which naturally begs the question whether Greece's rotund Venizelos will be part of the 144 hour run, here is our suggestion for caption contest of the day.



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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:00 | 1796483 YesWeKahn
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six days of rally will break the year high. This is how they address crisis. No solution, just promises.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796498 Campagnolo
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they are just gainning time, they are prolonging the euro crash for some time in 2012, in the meanwhile?, some fresh just coming out of the oven money.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:09 | 1797385 rcintc
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Easy does it Fräulein!  You're squeezing my nut sack to tight!

Man Up Frog!  Man Up!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:31 | 1797450 Bananamerican
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"you may skeeratch my balls eef you like...i juste had them gold plated"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796506 paarsons
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Good citizens of Metropolis!

It's all fucked up.

That's all I have to say.


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:51 | 1796759 slewie the pi-rat
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angela! that celente cunt is launching these troll-bots outa the bungie-stat!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:50 | 1797325 mudduck
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Merkel; "Close your mouth, it stinks. I think the reason your dentist can't help is because you have a yeast infection, c#@t face."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796519 Pladizow
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NO!!!!, I'm neither that guy from "Kids In The Hall" nor Screech from "Saved By The Bell"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:19 | 1796575 Top_Kill
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Merkel "Rockefellar has made his decision, French banks must fail!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:12 | 1796837 Balmyone
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Kannst du verstehen?  Mein banks habe keine geld.

Just load up on physical gold and silver.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 16:44 | 1798536 Triggernometry
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I aint shit right for WEEKS!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796484 Doom Pornographer
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Hee, Hee, I've got a penis too, and its bigger than yours French rat boy.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796485 PicassoInActions
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why usd/jpy is falling? thin market?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796486 srsly-wtf
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:02 | 1796490 spiral_eyes
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ooh baby grab that dick.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796491 MarketTruth
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Listen you ugly bitch, France is not going to waste any more money on those lazy Greeks, let alone throw money at those Italian thieves who have made tax evasion a fine art. We both know that one wrong move and this whole house of cards will come tumbling down. (Famous last words) France is not going down with the ship.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796509 Campagnolo
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sorry, but everything indicate France is going down as well, not exceptions.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:09 | 1796517 MarketTruth
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i agree France is going down with the ship, this is a CAPTION CONTEST so lying rhetoric rules the day, as the truth will never be said in public. For these EU/ECB/IMF theives,  it is all about "market CONfidence" and "stability".

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:14 | 1797163 Temporalist
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France is a joke with a jester for a leader.  At least Germany has the Hulk as it's leader for protection.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:03 | 1796495 TIMMAYYY
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I have just noticed your lizard eyes!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:03 | 1796496 Chuck Bone
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I surrender.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796499 firstdivision
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Sarkozy is gonna have to choke a bitch

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796500 dick cheneys ghost
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Last Tango in.................?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796502 jdelano
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Merkel inquires "How are you coping with all this?"


Sarkozy (Slurring):  "Scotch and oxycontin."  

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:53 | 1797333 knukles
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Like rolling through midnight on the Zephyr Unlimited playing on the other side of the berm, when no more can be accomodated whilst the Sirens beckon suggeatively....

(Sarko dreaming of tinky cheese and keeps asking himself who ate the worm from the tequila bottle...)


BTW.  Serves these fuckers right for all the sniping during Lehman 1 with all the holier than thou prosteltizing. 

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796503 lizzy36
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"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:06 | 1797116 aldousd
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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796505 Doubleguns
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Merkel: "Now that I have your left nut firmly between my thumb and forefinger its time to bend over."

Sarkozy: "How far" in tiny little voice.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796507 orkneylad
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"Open wide, here comes the choo choo!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796508 Howdan
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"Aaaaahh AnGela, do you laahhk ze size of ma bailout?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796510 GeneMarchbanks
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" Angela! My batshit wife is an ardent follower of the Mayan Calendar and she's afraid that October 28th 2011 signifies the day of "new consciousness", which means of course, my FrAAAnce turns into FrAAnce like a carriage into a fucking pumpkin!"

- Hungarian Jew

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:10 | 1796531 fredquimby
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But October 28th WILL signify the beginning of a new consciousness!!

It's E-CAT day!!!


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796553 GeneMarchbanks
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I have no clue what that means, anygay, the 'new consioussness' will be that France is not AAA worthy.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:55 | 1797343 knukles
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Does FrBBBance rhyme with Provance?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796511 The4thStooge
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However this ends, I just want you to know, I love you.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:24 | 1796513 fredquimby
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NO Merky, my new bratt is NOT called Muammadina

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796515 Mongo
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Bullish on coffee!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:07 | 1796518 Zedge Hero
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Greece General Strike on Wednesday and Thursday covered this week ...

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:09 | 1796520 Dr. Engali
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:24 | 1796890 Agent P
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Nice one buddy...launch the cow!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796524 Taint Boil
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Buuuuuuuurrrrpppp. Ooops, can taste the french fries

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:11 | 1796534 euphoria
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But.... you said you loved me. And we.... cuddled.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:11 | 1796541 AbelCatalyst
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"I just wet my pants.... Can I have some Euro Bonds now?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:12 | 1796542 Jets
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"Lick my ass", "no you lick mine first!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:12 | 1796543 jelyfish
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"I'm in the mood for love, simply because you are near me, don't mean to be rude, but I'm in the mood for love."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796551 Blagio
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"I said I am on top this time!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796552 Cassandra Syndrome
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Adolf Hitler REALLY is your father?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:15 | 1796554 Jim in MN
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"As long as their troops are here, they will continue to hand out chocolate and silk stockings.  We must pretend to have a plan until the bitter end.  Do you like my silk stockings Angela?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:16 | 1796561 Yellowhoard
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"Start writing checks bitch or I will literally eat your head. I'm serious. Look how wide I can open my mouth. Now do it! Dooo It!!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:17 | 1796564 djb1953
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Please dont squeeze so hard. It hurts


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:18 | 1796566 djb1953
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Please dont squeeze so hard. It hurts


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:18 | 1796567 Godot
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"I just sharted"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:18 | 1796568 Ethics Gradient
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Angie:"So what did you call your daughter?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:18 | 1796569 Mae Kadoodie
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I can see the headlines six days from now."We now have a plan in place that creates a consensus to implement an agreement that will coordinate a series of meetings  at which there will be serious discussions to finalize plans to implement an agreement".

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:19 | 1796570 TheMerryPrankster
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"Oh Angela, it was never about the money. It was just you I wanted. You are like no other, those eyes, that smile, the way you melt in my arms. You do have the money right? Can I see some of it just to me sure? Otherwise there is no point in me going on, Candypants...."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:21 | 1796572 NotApplicable
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Hey Angela, look at my plan to deal with the crisis. LOCKJAW!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:20 | 1796577 The Knights Who...
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Sarkozy : 'Ja Angela, Ich lerne Deutsch um besser mit meiner Vorgesezter zu reden. Deutschlend über Alles!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:20 | 1796581 Ted Baker
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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:21 | 1796583 Esso
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Oooooooooo, caption contest! This is better than Amerikkan Idol & Dancing With the Stars all rolled into one!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:21 | 1796586 huanjo
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"No, I promise, you don't have a lard ass"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:32 | 1797249 Temporalist
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Sarkozy: "I swear stuffing your pants with FRNs doesn't make you look fat!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:21 | 1796587 Zymurguy
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(singing together)

"Loving yoooooooouuuuuuu, is easy 'cause your beautifullllllll"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:23 | 1796595 TheMerryPrankster
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Sarkozy ="Ahh rallly don't think its fair to demand my gold dental fillings as collateral on a personal loan to buy yoooo fine franch laaaangerie - by da way, whaaat size are yoooo? Yooo looook like about a 16 or 17 to me, ahmm ahhh right?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:24 | 1796597 Dr. Richard Head
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"Merkel, go like this...and get on your knees. My BNP is ready."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:25 | 1796608 Peter K
Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:26 | 1796610 Dr. Engali
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All kidding aside. I don't know how anybody can take these to serioulsly.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:31 | 1796621 hedgeless_horseman
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You had a 66.6% chance and still missed it!

I will pray with you for grammar check.


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:33 | 1796647 GeneMarchbanks
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2 also would have been better. At least masked the illiteracy.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:52 | 1796762 Dr. Engali
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Sorry I didn't realize there were two grammer nazis hanging around. 

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:00 | 1797089 flacon
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That's 66.62 funny! LOL!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:26 | 1796611 marcusfenix
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"we need, you know, we need to delay for as long as we can...just tell them something...anything, I don't care, god! it's to late, it's just...the contagion is spreading faster now, faster than we can hope to contain it..."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:28 | 1796623 supermaxedout
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This morning news in German TV.

There was a video conference a few days ago with Merkel, Obama and his serf Sarkozy. Trying to bring Merkel in line by all means.

France wants money printing by the ECB. This was the blunt demand from Lagarde and Sarkozy, while Germany is resisting. France wants to install a SPV by ECB with a banking licence and with unlimited capital backing from the ECB. This was the resukt of the talks in Frankfurt on the officail farewell meeting of Trichet.

Yesterday evening Merkel wanted to give a press conference. Her car stopped 100 meters away from the conference building. She sat there on the phone for one hour. Then the car turned and the press conference was cancelled.

This morning very early at 7 am which is very unusal Merkel had already a party meeting in Berlin with the top people of the CDU fraction. I think other parties are doing the same.

Its blackmailing time now, thats my impression.

The CIA agent Sarkozy briefed and backed by Washington is now taking final action.  There are not many possibilities left.

1) The French accept that the printing press is not started and accept to bake much smaller breads in the future  But this is not probable because its not France what is at the bargaining  table its the US through their agent Sarkozy. And the US have a firm plan to kill the Euros status as a stable currency.

2) Germany accepts the US demands. Thats at least now not possible because Merkel has no mandate to do so. This would need a alteration of the German constitution and and alteration of ECB statuites. So this can not happen now and will most probabaly not happen in the future.

My thoughts:

The US knows, that Germany can not accept their (Sarkozys) plan. So Sarkozy is going to proclaim that he has to act on Frances interest first and that is to prevent the economoc catastrophy for France.

The only thing he can do, is to threaten that France is leaving the Euro. Sarkozy can do this if he wants by decree becasue the French president has more or less uncontrolled power. In that respect he is even in a better position than the US president.

So this is now the final action of this CIA coup. France is threatening to leave the Euro in order to weaken or even kill the Euro. Hoping that the fear will drive the Germans to accept the "printing press solution"

Great Plan, Well executed. Only the results will not help anybody, except the Washington establishemnt and Wall Street.

Angela dragonkiller go.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:36 | 1796663 machineh
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'The US have a firm plan to kill the Euro's status as a stable currency.'

It may be true. But it sure isn't working very well yet!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:14 | 1796847 NotApplicable
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Wow, that's a really long caption, and honestly, I could never see either of them saying it.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 15:19 | 1798173 rcintc
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I guess he doesn't understand the term "CAPTION".

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:29 | 1796624 strangeglove
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Edelweiss edelweiss bless my home land forever....

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:29 | 1796626 bondman66
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Can't wait to taste that strapon

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:29 | 1796629 Seasmoke
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wow did you see what they did to Gadhafi, hope we are not next

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:30 | 1796633 AngryVoter
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This is how I would suck your pennie.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:30 | 1796638 cossack55
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" So this couple standing on the sidewalk see this car drive by with a snail at the wheel......stop me if you heard this"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:31 | 1796641 NumberNone
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I have to open my mouth this wide in order to suck Bernanke's, Trichet's and Rothchild's cock at one time.  Thank God Straus Kahn is no longer in charge of IMF...that was really painful. 

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:31 | 1796643 TheMerryPrankster
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Sarkozy, "The doctor says the rash will go away in about a week if you keep taking the pills, by the way I need a list of all your sex partners for the last 5 years, and can i borrow another trillion Euros? I want to get you something really really nice. Ohh and don't call me at home - you know who is back from the hospital."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:32 | 1796648 AngryGerman
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Sach-ozy: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt?? Your are the father????????????"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:33 | 1796651 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I said no onions!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:37 | 1796681 Town Crier
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"Stop zat! Yez, I favor ze soft landing, but ZOZE AREN'T PEELLOWZ!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:40 | 1796690 disabledvet
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Merkel to Sarkozy: "mine's bigger."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:40 | 1796695 the not so migh...
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which way do we go; which way do we go

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:41 | 1796699 TheMerryPrankster
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Sark - "Ohhh Angina, my little heart attack, how you make my heart throb.. I want to park my Citroen in das parkhaus, if you know what I mean. Meet me in stall 3 of the ladies room in 5 minutes, no panties and if you can find a Napoleon hat, that would be tres bien."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:43 | 1796705 Joe Sixpack
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Why are your eyes so big?

To better see the one selling out Germany.


Why are your ears so big?

To hear the lies leading to selling out Germany.


Why is your nose so big?

To smell your shit better, Frau Merkel.


Whay is your mouth so big?

So I can blab about your treason to everyone.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:43 | 1796708 grid-b-gone
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"I just made a baby. Can your Deutsche Marks do that?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:45 | 1796723 viator
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You mean you weigh twice as much as Carla?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:45 | 1796726 Mitzibitzi
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"Can we have a go at the Blitzkreig this time, Ang? Oh, and you happen to have a few billion spare barrels? I can take not getting any of Muamar's gold, but it seems those 'industrial targets' we bombed might have been oil production facilities. Who knew?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:46 | 1796729 Sgt. Oddball
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"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Now I am as happy as a little girl."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:48 | 1796740 slackrabbit
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Sarkozey to Merkyl: Put your cock in my mouth! 

....she did!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:49 | 1796747 viator
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I got a 100 billion out of Barack but only if Michelle can live at Versailles for six months.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:51 | 1796755 viator
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They told me if we don't get this settled in a week they are going to send the Predators after us.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:51 | 1796758 blindman
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"what a fool believes he sees,
no wise man has the power to
reason away , what seems to be
is always better than nothing,
nothing at all ....."
What a fool believes - Doobie brothers (lyrics)

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:54 | 1796777 poor fella
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Are you hungry little chicken? Let daddy regurgitate a meal for you...

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:56 | 1796781 DRetro
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Sarkozy: You mind getting this?

Merkel:   I thought we were going Dutch!

Sarkozy: Going Greek fräulein


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:56 | 1796785 djcorbs
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"My dentist did a great job. The fillings are solid gold. Hopefully they last longer than the euro!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:57 | 1796787 Peter Pan
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While we are having sex, Europe is getting AIDS.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:55 | 1796788 Börjesson
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Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear? 
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here? 
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats 
You can't say we're satisfied 
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried 
Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:58 | 1796791 spanish inquisition
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Sarkozy - " Don't worry, I have DSK's "friend" Dodo providing entertainment"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:02 | 1796796 Delmar
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Sarkozy (surprised) - Aha... Plan for a plan, that's brilliant!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:01 | 1796800 Arie L Ultra
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Merkel: We have a joke in Germany. Why have French tanks rear-view mirrors?

Sarkozy: You beat me.

Merkel: So can the tank-crew watch the battlefield while they flee from it.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:02 | 1796802 shazbotz
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I was famous before becoming president, have you seen my ass on goatse??

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:02 | 1796804 snowball777
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"...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:03 | 1796807 Tense INDIAN
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Sarkozy --" Whats wrong with you ? My ACTING has been far better than yours this week"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:07 | 1796814 Mercury
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 "Our little drama.  It  sounds like "

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:07 | 1796820 Bahamas
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Angie does look like a hog with a wig

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:09 | 1796829 Nate H
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"Your nose looks like a big snail. J'aime les escargots"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:10 | 1796831 gimli
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I'm tellin' ya we're more popular then "Jersey Shore", wait til you see my abs.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:15 | 1796853 optimator
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"You're Mossad too!!!!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:17 | 1796861 NuYawkFrankie
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OMG! The alcohol's wearing off - I have to go!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:17 | 1796863 James-Morrison
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"It's my cash and I want it now!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:25 | 1796894 Ignatius J Reilly
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sung: "I have eyes only for you"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:25 | 1796895 agNau
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"No, I did not say douchbag,.....I said it's in the bag!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:25 | 1796897 sagerxx
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"Before we 'ave ze deal, we must 'ave ze theme song, no?  I am theenk Bob Mould!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:27 | 1796915 Use of Weapons
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"I am Sarkozy, the famous French midget! When I go down, I go down in flames!"




Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:28 | 1796918 Keithk
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Say "Awwwwwwww"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:33 | 1796935 falak pema
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small EFSF and big BS session. USA can lump it. Banks get hair cut. France loses triple A. And Club Med tanks. USD spikes and US economy tanks. 

Now we are in unknown territory like an iceberg facing Manhattan. Never seen one that big, face to face with statue of liberty.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:37 | 1796963 PanGlossius
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"George, tell again how we gonna get a little plot of land, and rabbits, George! And I get to tend the rabbits!

I like to pet nice things with the fingers, soft things..."


Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:28 | 1797236 TheMerryPrankster
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Nice use of Steinbeck, 100 bonus points.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:38 | 1796968 Agent P
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"Angela, when you stand next to my wife, you look like a man...but to be fair, she does the same thing for me."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:40 | 1796980 Whoa Dammit
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Caption Contest:

NO, I am NOT going to Trick or Treat for EU-N-EFSF!!!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:43 | 1796995 Shvanztanz
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Do you think these fillings will be enough to get to Argentina?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:43 | 1796996 Shvanztanz
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Do you think these fillings will be enough to get to Argentina?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:57 | 1797057 Dr Hackenbush
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Seriously, HOW many times can we re-create and frontrun this fucking  thing without drawing suspicion ?  

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:58 | 1797084 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:20 | 1797194 falak pema
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Is that a frankfurter or a strasburg saussage? It is of vital importance. Whew, as long as its not a DSK missile as he is not on the photo!

French German relations stay stubbornly opposed but polite. WIth DSK it would have been more primal. It don't think there would have been the hint of a smile on Merkel's face. But I think DSk would have got results, not this never ending stand-off between a guy playing five card stud and a gal playing hard to convince.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:27 | 1797229 williambanzai7
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Its a barney frank

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 13:34 | 1797686 Hook Line and S...
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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 15:26 | 1798197 falak pema
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hey my books available on Kindle and Amazon, just saying.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:36 | 1797275 Jason_1sandal
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Coffee outta the nose.... Thank you Banzai

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:03 | 1797106 Pure Evil
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Merkel: I'm not getting any traction on the clitoris from our bestial congress.

Sarkozy: I don't suffer from premature ejaculation, you're just a cold frigid bitch.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:16 | 1797140 Agent P
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"So I was like, Hey! Lama! How about a little know, for the effort?"

Edit: On second thought, change "Lama" to "Bama" given the recent outcome in Libya.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:24 | 1797145 Temporalist
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Sarkozy:  We need to speed up our plans to move to Euro-Disney because their currency is stable.




I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggone it, people like me.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:19 | 1797192 Bullionaire
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My banks can kick your banks' asses any day, bitch!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:26 | 1797222 Jason_1sandal
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I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of Oz.....

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:29 | 1797238 boiltherich
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Yeah Carla had the baby last night, but it was Chinese.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:49 | 1797260 Prisoners_dilemna
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Bert: Ernie? Hey, uh, Ern?
Ernie: OH! Hi, Bert!
Bert: Hey, Ernie, you know that you have a banana in your ear?
Ernie: What was that, Bert?
Bert: I said, you have a banana in your ear, Ernie. Bananas are food. They are to eat, not to put in your ear, Ernie!
Ernie: What did you say, Bert?
Ernie: I'm sorry, you'll have to speak a little louder, Bert! I can't hear you! I have a banana in my ear!.
Bert: Ernie…
Ernie: Oh! Hi, Bert!
Bert: You still have that banana in your ear?
Ernie: What?
Bert: I said, you still have that banana in your ear!
Ernie: Yeah, Bert. I know.
Bert: You know? Ernie, why is that banana still in your ear?
Ernie: Listen Bert. I use the banana to keep the gold standard away and the sheeple pacified!
Bert: Gold standard?? Ernie, there is no gold standard on Sesame Street and the sheeple are hardly stirring!
Ernie: Right! The banana is doing a good job. Isn't it.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:35 | 1797263 TheMerryPrankster
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Sark (singing Sonny & Cher song) "I got youuuuuuuuu Babe!!!"

Merkel "fuck, I'm trapped in Groundhog's Day with a French Twit. It's like Deja Vu all over again - will this ever be over?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:42 | 1797296 Apeman
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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:04 | 1797369 ex VRWC
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Sarkozy: Frau Merkel, Go ahead and lever up.  France has your back.  France will suffer no downgrades.  Our strong banks are impregnable. 

Merkel: Impregnable?  Like the Maginot Line?

Sarkozy: Ah, yes, but that time we had a worth adversary.

Merkel: But this time you ask us to trust your banks' 'Maginot Line' as a strong defense against the market and ratings agencies.  You ask Germany to rely on France for defense of our Bunds.  The Bundestag and the republics will not have it, Mssr Sarkozy.  France will be on its own.

Sarkozy:  What?  Is there nothing France can do to stand together with Germany?

Merkel:  Well, there is the Alsace.....

Sarkozy:  Done.  Now, how do we dispose of Belgium?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:08 | 1797380 the grateful un...
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So how much Libya cost you?

Nothing really, just a few dollars.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:14 | 1797396 Cpl Hicks
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"Ach du lieber, Zzzzark, you have a small Greek shtuck in your thrrroat!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:22 | 1797430 AnAnonymous
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Sarkozy: I am impersonating Gaddafi just as they found him in his spider hole.

Merkel: LOL

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:37 | 1797465 tongue.stan
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Merkel: Oh, so you keep your lower jaw relaxed. Who taught you that, g-pap? Ah, totus.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 13:33 | 1797678 ambrosiac
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-- A tad of force-feeding and Venizelos will yield some prime foie gras, n' est-ce pas?

-- Stimmt!

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