• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Caption Contest: "Euro Bailout X+1"

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Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:00 | 1796483 YesWeKahn
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six days of rally will break the year high. This is how they address crisis. No solution, just promises.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796498 Campagnolo
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they are just gainning time, they are prolonging the euro crash for some time in 2012, in the meanwhile?, some fresh just coming out of the oven money.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:09 | 1797385 rcintc
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Easy does it Fräulein!  You're squeezing my nut sack to tight!

Man Up Frog!  Man Up!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:31 | 1797450 Bananamerican
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"you may skeeratch my balls eef you like...i juste had them gold plated"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796506 paarsons
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Good citizens of Metropolis!

It's all fucked up.

That's all I have to say.

Peace.

http://geraldcelente.proboards.com

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:51 | 1796759 slewie the pi-rat
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angela! that celente cunt is launching these troll-bots outa the bungie-stat!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:50 | 1797325 mudduck
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Merkel; "Close your mouth, it stinks. I think the reason your dentist can't help is because you have a yeast infection, c#@t face."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796519 Pladizow
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NO!!!!, I'm neither that guy from "Kids In The Hall" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ey7eWkYJU nor Screech from "Saved By The Bell" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdxt--qQX8

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:19 | 1796575 Top_Kill
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Merkel "Rockefellar has made his decision, French banks must fail!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:12 | 1796837 Balmyone
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Kannst du verstehen?  Mein banks habe keine geld.

Just load up on physical gold and silver.

http://gainesvillecoins.com

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 16:44 | 1798536 Triggernometry
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I aint shit right for WEEKS!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796484 Doom Pornographer
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Hee, Hee, I've got a penis too, and its bigger than yours French rat boy.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796485 PicassoInActions
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why usd/jpy is falling? thin market?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1796486 srsly-wtf
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:02 | 1796490 spiral_eyes
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ooh baby grab that dick.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796491 MarketTruth
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Listen you ugly bitch, France is not going to waste any more money on those lazy Greeks, let alone throw money at those Italian thieves who have made tax evasion a fine art. We both know that one wrong move and this whole house of cards will come tumbling down. (Famous last words) France is not going down with the ship.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796509 Campagnolo
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sorry, but everything indicate France is going down as well, not exceptions.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:09 | 1796517 MarketTruth
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i agree France is going down with the ship, this is a CAPTION CONTEST so lying rhetoric rules the day, as the truth will never be said in public. For these EU/ECB/IMF theives,  it is all about "market CONfidence" and "stability".

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:14 | 1797163 Temporalist
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France is a joke with a jester for a leader.  At least Germany has the Hulk as it's leader for protection.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:03 | 1796495 TIMMAYYY
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I have just noticed your lizard eyes!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:03 | 1796496 Chuck Bone
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I surrender.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796499 firstdivision
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Sarkozy is gonna have to choke a bitch

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:04 | 1796500 dick cheneys ghost
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Last Tango in.................?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796502 jdelano
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Merkel inquires "How are you coping with all this?"

 

Sarkozy (Slurring):  "Scotch and oxycontin."  

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:53 | 1797333 knukles
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Like rolling through midnight on the Zephyr Unlimited playing on the other side of the berm, when no more can be accomodated whilst the Sirens beckon suggeatively....

(Sarko dreaming of tinky cheese and keeps asking himself who ate the worm from the tequila bottle...)

 

BTW.  Serves these fuckers right for all the sniping during Lehman 1 with all the holier than thou prosteltizing. 

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796503 lizzy36
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"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:06 | 1797116 aldousd
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hahah

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1796505 Doubleguns
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Merkel: "Now that I have your left nut firmly between my thumb and forefinger its time to bend over."

Sarkozy: "How far" in tiny little voice.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796507 orkneylad
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"Open wide, here comes the choo choo!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796508 Howdan
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"Aaaaahh AnGela, do you laahhk ze size of ma bailout?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796510 GeneMarchbanks
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" Angela! My batshit wife is an ardent follower of the Mayan Calendar and she's afraid that October 28th 2011 signifies the day of "new consciousness", which means of course, my FrAAAnce turns into FrAAnce like a carriage into a fucking pumpkin!"

- Hungarian Jew

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:10 | 1796531 fredquimby
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But October 28th WILL signify the beginning of a new consciousness!!

It's E-CAT day!!!

http://www.e-catworld.com/2011/10/rossis-e-cat-commercialization-plans-b...

 

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796553 GeneMarchbanks
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I have no clue what that means, anygay, the 'new consioussness' will be that France is not AAA worthy.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:55 | 1797343 knukles
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Does FrBBBance rhyme with Provance?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796511 The4thStooge
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However this ends, I just want you to know, I love you.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:24 | 1796513 fredquimby
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NO Merky, my new bratt is NOT called Muammadina

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1796515 Mongo
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Bullish on coffee!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:07 | 1796518 Zedge Hero
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Greece General Strike on Wednesday and Thursday covered this week ...

http://www.youtube.com/user/zedgehero

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:09 | 1796520 Dr. Engali
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:24 | 1796890 Agent P
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Nice one buddy...launch the cow!

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:08 | 1796524 Taint Boil
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Buuuuuuuurrrrpppp. Ooops, can taste the french fries

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:11 | 1796534 euphoria
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But.... you said you loved me. And we.... cuddled.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:11 | 1796541 AbelCatalyst
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"I just wet my pants.... Can I have some Euro Bonds now?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:12 | 1796542 Jets
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"Lick my ass", "no you lick mine first!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:12 | 1796543 jelyfish
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"I'm in the mood for love, simply because you are near me, don't mean to be rude, but I'm in the mood for love."

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796551 Blagio
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"I said I am on top this time!"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1796552 Cassandra Syndrome
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Adolf Hitler REALLY is your father?

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:15 | 1796554 Jim in MN
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"As long as their troops are here, they will continue to hand out chocolate and silk stockings.  We must pretend to have a plan until the bitter end.  Do you like my silk stockings Angela?"

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 09:16 | 1796561 Yellowhoard
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"Start writing checks bitch or I will literally eat your head. I'm serious. Look how wide I can open my mouth. Now do it! Dooo It!!"

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