Caption Contest: "Euro Bailout X+1"

To go alongside today's best headline from Bloomberg, "Euro Leaders Begin Six-Day Marathon to Reach Agreement on Debt-Crisis Plan" which naturally begs the question whether Greece's rotund Venizelos will be part of the 144 hour run, here is our suggestion for caption contest of the day.

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[Hook Line and S...]

i told you i wasn't circumsized

[Blano]

Ich bin ein fucked.

[WinstonsPetRat]

'Sentez-le ? C'est vous êtes la Mère, qui est.'

[ragedmaximus]

I only rape the middleclass, I wouldn't rape you with strauss kahn's johnson!!!

[Hi Ho Silver]

"If you just keep pumping it will work.  I swear."

[Return2Sanity]

Sarkozy: That damn ZH blog is making us both look like fools. There must be some way to put a stop to it!

Merkel: You could stop talking.

[catch edge ghost]

Sarkozy: You can speak directly with Geithner thru the fillings in my teeth.

Merkel: Wow. Wish I'd known about that before I let them cram Bernanke up my ass.

Kuato: Start the reactor. Free Mars!

[gruden]

Vaseline!  Next time use ze vaseline!

[jaffi]

I feel pretty, 
Oh, so pretty 
That the city should give me its key. 
A committee 
Should be organized to honor me. 

I feel stunning 
And entrancing, 
Feel like running and dancing for joy, 
For I'm loved 
By a pretty wonderful boy! 

"I Feel Pretty" West Side Story

[Anyone]

"Non, pas acceptable. Corfu est a nous et vous prenes Kos!"

[Erudite Troglodyte]

Caption reads:  SARKOZY!  S...A...R...