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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

 

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | 2542643 ZippyBananaPants
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Who Farted?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542665 flacon
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I like their logo - very smart: G2012! Genious! Genious! Genious! /s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542690 Aknownymouse
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I know - and the logo can live for another 87 whole years!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542706 brewing
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i thought nigel farage was speaking next, wtf...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542732 Aziz
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Is that symbol from the Mayan calendar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542789 brewing
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it's not.  but, the avatar and "brewing" symbolize my thinking that we're heading into troubled times...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:27 | 2542855 Comay Mierda
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you gotta love the topside view of the illuminati pyramid with the capstone, prob the same one that is on the FRNs

ALL YOUR ECONOMIES ARE BELONG TO US 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | 2542882 Hard1
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The guy behind Merkel calling his broker to place buying trades on his PA after talks look constructive.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:45 | 2542966 krispkritter
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A Baker's Dozen of Douchebags...

(PS. A Baker's Dozen is also called a 'Devils Dozen')

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:55 | 2542985 derek_vineyard
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looks like a bunch of real estate agents to me

and

if its g20 or g12 why are there only 8 at table?

and

the smartest one in the room is the kid with the glasses...what country does he run?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:27 | 2543083 AlaricBalth
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Angela:"So Barry, how did you like the babies blood pudding? We had it flown in special from Athens."

Barry:" Was that fresh Greek babies blood? I thought it tasted extraordinarily sweet. What a treat!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:07 | 2543444 Agent P
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I had the same thought about the seating...must suck to show up to the G20 meeting only to discover you don't have a seat at the table. 

And I love how they put the country name cards in front of them, as if they don't know who is who and which country they represent.  I just imagine Obama and Merkel walking in late: "So Angela, that is how we plan to address our debt cris...ahh shit, the guy from Turkey is in my seat again.  This happened two years ago in Korea. This is awkward."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:02 | 2545813 mjcOH1
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Simultaneously...

"At last!   I'm the most important person in the room!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:20 | 2543178 mirac
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True...and we need to take them back!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542756 ghengis86
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Apparently the Holiday Inn Express was booked, so they had to settle for the "executive" conference room at the Best Western down the street.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:31 | 2542887 Sauk Leader
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(Obama): "Hello my name is Barry and I'm an addict."

(Group): "Hello Barry"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:58 | 2543040 Pig Brotha
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Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | 2542891 Stoploss
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So much ignorance; So little room...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542721 MillionDollarBonus_
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I know! Pretty cool huh? The G20 is really getting their campaign together. I just wish their policies were as strong as thier image.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | 2542800 narapoiddyslexia
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Strong, as in odiferous? Or strong, as in weak?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | 2542819 Azannoth
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Call it the Largest gathering of the Biggest Blowhards on the Planet

alternatively

Zoo of the Career Politicians

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542739 Bunga Bunga
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G.O. 2012

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:18 | 2543162 zanza
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its fucking visionary

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:14 | 2543483 vast-dom
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don't worry the federal reserve will fix everything in t-minus 2:30pm; yes europe too!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542750 caimen garou
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Obama to everyone, I claim that fart and you better like it or else!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542770 brewing
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jesus christ, who died? was that you obama...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:27 | 2543542 kralizec
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He isn't dead yet, just dying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | 2542798 ciscokid
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Merkel!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:33 | 2542901 Eireann go Brach
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Spanish leader Rajoy...who allowed the man from Uganda at this table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | 2543029 Miss America
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | 2542646 Aknownymouse
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Holland: So when is desert?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542699 SeverinSlade
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G2012 serving sand for dessert?  Awesome.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542767 francis_sawyer
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Is it too late to order another bowl of the cream of mushroom soup?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542777 pods
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And Tyler is prepping that in the kitchen as they speak.

pods

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542768 Manthong
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Obama: “Let’s take a vote.. anyone who is not wearing a dark suit and a necktie takes care of the check” .

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542790 francis_sawyer
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Next time I say we use the "Choom Wagon" for this pow wow

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | 2542834 Floordawg
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Nice! (and true!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542707 Azannoth
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Hollande smiling to Obabma - "now it's time to eat the Rich!"

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:16 | 2549458 mjcOH1
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"...and have I told you about my house and two flats on the Riviera...." <wink><wink><nod><nod>

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | 2542832 williambanzai7
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G20 SUSHI (ZH CAPTION CONTEST)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:28 | 2542856 Floordawg
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MERKEL: "Alright, we're short (on the bill). Who's the tight-ass that didn't pitch-in?"

OBAMA: "Yeah!? It's not like were spending our OWN money!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | 2542859 Dr. Engali
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I'll have what they are having.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2543512 nonclaim
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For big-O that means water and another round of rumours... even Merkel is more excited with first course.

Now, Hollande seems very pleased :)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:37 | 2542917 williambanzai7
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To my knowledge, this style of service is not available in Japan. Only Europe and the US.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | 2542968 resurger
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I was reading the text above then i looked below:

hahaha!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:47 | 2543349 giggler123
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Now no one knows who anyone else is - their big triangle name plates are gone.  Reminds me of play school; the original picture that is...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:29 | 2543800 Convolved Man
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Julia?

Say, uhmm...

We're all kind of strapped for cash at the moment.

Would you cover the naked sushi bill on your EBT card?

 

Oh, and give yourself a 5% tip.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542651 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Mr. President, get your hand off my leg.

I'm not gay!

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:55 | 2542654 azzhatter
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Who gave this fucking Barosso a seat?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542655 Barry Mcokiner
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What about my secret service?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542657 SeverinSlade
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Obama: "Is that Gollum freak still looking at me?"

Obama: "Let's look busy...The idiots of the world have no idea that we are making this shit up as we go along."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542658 Azannoth
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Obama just fondled Merkel with his foot but thought it was Hollande, now he's trying to look away as Merkel smiles at him

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:23 | 2543530 mudduck
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It gets quiet, then they all blurt out at the same time, "quit rubbing my leg!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542659 tomAsss
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does Merkel blinked ?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542660 VonManstein
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obuma "whats she talking about now... hey waiter, get me some thingmijigs"

hollande "oh heres the thingamijigs"

cameron clock watching "is it time to go home yet?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542661 midgetrannyporn
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One shit sandwich, cut into twenty pieces please.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542664 francis_sawyer
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 Chick in purple: "My name is Frau MERKLE"

All the Suits in the room start whinnying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542668 bigwavedave
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If we had a bigger table you other 12 muppets could come and sit with us!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542685 midgetrannyporn
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Shouldn't Van Rompuy be sitting at the kiddie table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542748 nonclaim
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A full kindergarten is less demanding than the group he is "presiding".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | 2542843 midgetrannyporn
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Merkel looks like Barney, that should keep them entertained for awhile.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:22 | 2545943 Captain Planet
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@bigwave, #winning

 

Whispered by Barry: Hey, did anyone actually do the homework for today?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542670 CPL
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I'm picturing them all in swim trunk wearing various party hats and floaties on their arms.

 

The background murmur of "durrrrr...I like the flavor potatoe."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542671 Cangaroo.TNT
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Yes, those are new 24's on my Escalade.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542673 rodocostarica
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Obama: "Ok folks let's start off with a report from Mario"

 

"Mario any updates  on the Monti zumas revenge outbreak?"

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542674 Wakanda
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Donde esta el oro?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542675 Dr. Richard Head
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So, who starts the circle jerk this time? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542678 francis_sawyer
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LaGarde... You go sit in the corner & wear this Aztec headdress for ceremonial purposes...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542679 marco1324
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Hollande 'That was a lovely meal, whos paying?'

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542708 SeverinSlade
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Hollande: "Come on Merkel.  If you're not going to bail out the PIIGS at LEAST you can pick up our lunch."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542738 Wakanda
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Angie, are those Deustche Marks in your purse?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542781 resurger
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President Baracka with a stolen EBT card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:40 | 2542935 spentCartridge
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He doesn't need to steal one.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542681 goldencrumbs
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Truth or Dare?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542682 LawsofPhysics
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Does everyone have their private islands fully stocked?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542684 Azannoth
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Cameron(to himself) "Shit I think they'll make me pick up the tab again"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542687 rsnoble
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As fucked up as the world is with millions who have lost everything and a bleak future..........please tell me what these bastards have to smile about? There is no crisis for the rich. We could only hope a terrorist is in the kitchen cooking for them.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542688 Gloeschi
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Merkel: "Barack, go check behind the palm tree - I don't want DSK to jump out naked from behind it like at that other meeting"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542689 Burr's 2nd Shot
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The logo, is that gold atop a pyramid?  THAT'S AWESOME!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542692 ArkansasAngie
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OK ... the first person who sticks his finger on his nose wins!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542693 t_kAyk
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I don't get it. 

 

Obummer is a skinny black (?) guy and Merkel is a fat white chick.  This should work. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542695 Global Hunter
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Obama: Which one of you is going to put on your cut off jean shorts, tank tops and work belts and come to my room tonight? Oh and bring some spray on oil bitch.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542696 101 years and c...
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Who decided to put us in the broom closet? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542697 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Merkel: "Wunderbar Wunderbar!  We take das gold from Spain und Italy for bailout."  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | 2542702 El Viejo
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I hear the fois gras and lobster are both excellent.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542703 kensdad
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How much longer do we have to sit here pretending like we are trying to get something done?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542704 bigwavedave
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"My name is Barack Hussein Obama and I am a debt addict"  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | 2542705 sudzee
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Hollande:

I think it is important for all of you here to learn to speak French.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542709 LetThemEatRand
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I want you to get this fiat currency fuck where it breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy currency, I want it DEAD! I want its family DEAD! I want its house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON ITS ASHES!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542710 resurger
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Arriba Arriba Arriba...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542712 marco1324
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2ndshot - well spotted that man.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542714 Gief Gold Plox
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Gent behind Merkel on the phone: "Sell everything immediately. Quickly."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I5QwKEwo4Bc#t=151s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542715 Dr. Engali
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Obummer: So are we ready to move on to phase 3 of project "Bring America to it''s Knees"? The lock down is in place. When do we crash the currency?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542717 ptoemmes
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Two broke countries walk into a bar...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542719 LULZBank
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Fukd R' Us

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542720 overmedicatedun...
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topic 1. how many do we kill to keep control? lets get Pol Pots input there.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542725 vegas
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Preeeeeezy: "Have I told you guys how me/myself/and I killed Bin Laden and made the world safe with computer viruses?" Nothing but a room full of twits.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542726 caimen garou
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obama to merkel,there is a motel right around the corner anyone else wants to join us for a little smoke and whatever

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542727 toomanyfakecons...
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Golf, anyone?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542731 Sleepless Knight
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Yeah, I know it says G20, but only this 8 at the table REALLY matters.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542734 Jim in MN
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I can't believe we fucked the WHOOOOOLE thing.....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542735 theTribster
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The only smart one at the table is Merkel, the rest are idiots. It has to be frustrating talking to people like Cameron and Obama if you are Merkel, two nitwits trying to tell her what to do and how to do it. It would hard not to punch Cameron in the face, he is such an arrogant piece of shit. Obama is nothing more than a pure politician with zero skills and zero real knowledge of anything, oh right he was a constitutional lawyer/professor before he started sucking corporate cock for a living! (Hope no kids read this).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542753 Jim in MN
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Congratulations to any 'awake' children out there.  And....sorry for the mess. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542775 Azannoth
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He was sucking private dick(allegedly) long before he switched to blowing the public

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542792 Bunga Bunga
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You know, WWII never ended.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542854 GMadScientist
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Sorry. Fail. They are ALL pure politicians and ALL beholden to their respective financial centers.

Now go prepare for a resounding defeat in your home court, Angie.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542741 GMadScientist
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Match the quotes to the slimeball:

 

- "I think this might be buzzword bingo. You see I have 'recovery', 'bailout', 'subordination', 'backstop', and 'crisis'."

- "I do love a black man in a suit."

- "Qui a m'argent?"

- "Waiter, my cokespoon isn't chilled."

- "Umm...has anyone seen my daughter?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542743 Gloeschi
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Barack: "Why is the name plate for Uganda missing"?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542814 Bunga Bunga
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All: "It's not missing, you are sitting right behind it"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542749 Quinvarius
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Why is there a picture of a Mayan step pyramid and the number 2012 on the wall?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542752 emersonreturn
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please, folks, we need to hold hands and concentrate or the spirits won't come.  okay, let's begin again.  is there anybody there? knock three times if you hear me?

 

 

(ps: top left...it's max!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542754 Silverhog
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"Alright, listen up, someone stole all the toilet paper from the men's room"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542755 ugmug
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"My printing press is bigger than yours!"

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542757 gdogus erectus
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G2012? Ah fuck, I thought this was movie night and we were watching 2012.

Seriously. Who snapped that shot? Some food server with an iPhone who's now getting a cavity search? They look like a bunch of douche nozzles.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | 2542759 kindape
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"Not sure what was in that breakfast but it burned going in and it burned coming out"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | 2542762 orangedrinkandchips
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Who is John Galt?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | 2542860 GMadScientist
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I think he's with Sparticus and Tyler Durden.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542769 Miss Expectations
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Weekend at Barry's

(He brought his Osama kill video,)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542773 LongSoupLine
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"So, who the fuck has money to fix this shit?"

(crickets chirping)

"Ok then, thanks for coming, and let's come back when bond yields explode again so we can rumor them down. After all, it's all we got for firepower against this fucked up mess."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542774 LongSoupLine
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dp.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542776 LULZBank
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Who's turn is it to bend over the table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542778 Caggge
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Merkel: Is that DSK under the table again trying to look up my skirt?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:44 | 2548166 Caggge
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Anyone who doesn't chip in some money has to fook Merkel!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542780 orangedrinkandchips
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Obama:"Life ain't nothing but bitches and money!"......now pass me that blunt!

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542782 Dr. Engali
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Obummer : hey guys you want to watch me kill somebody with a drone? It's fricken cool!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542783 sudzee
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Merkel:

Gentlemen I just had a thought. A square table would be more in the German style.

Obummer:

 YES, YES , YES, then we could rename G-20 to Merkeljerk.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542786 spentCartridge
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Baz :

 

Ok then.

Whos gonna pay for dinner?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542787 AlmostEven
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Obama: "Look, you don't get pencils until somebody prints."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542793 Mitch Comestein
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It's okay Mr. P., the camera is off.  Now, show us the chicken breast. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | 2542795 web bot
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There was a time that most people held their leaders in some regard. Something has changed... the curtain has been pulled away. One more step downwards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | 2542801 Joshua Falken
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Can you tell me where the printer is

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | 2542803 the not so migh...
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O MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | 2542804 mantrid
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WHO ERASED HILARY??

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:31 | 2543261 falak pema
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she got wikileaked in the loo.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542806 lizzy36
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Obama looks really constipated. Must be the realization that he is a ONE-TERMER.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542808 twocents
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Obummer: "Look, this isn't fucking funny Hollande! I've got and election coming up and, once again, I find myself being dragged halfway accross the world to wipe your arses. Honestly, you clowns couldn't find your way to the bathroom. If c*nts could fly, this would be an airport.... and you can shut up Barosso, you fat prick. Making up your own credit rating isn't going to fool anybody"

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542809 Likstane
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Fuck those Icelandic bankers...get Jimmy on it.   Have them arrested for jaywalking or plotting an overthrow or just DSK 'em.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542810 e_goldstein
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Hey Barry, when are the SS guys going to get back with the hookers and blow?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542811 marco1324
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Rajoy - I'll get it Francois, Ive been itching to use my new IMF credit card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542815 TideFighter
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"OK. Turn off the lights. It's time for Barry kills Osama, the movie!" 

It's all about the moichentdizing! Barry kills Osama, the T-Shirt. Barry kills Osama, the lunch box. Barry kills Osama, the toy helicopter. Um, we don't take dollars, so sorry!

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542817 Yes_Questions
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Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo mumbo jumbo.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | 2542821 wilburpup
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Hollande:  Shall we retire early and go to the bar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | 2542827 BurgundianRon
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Are those name tags? Do they really not know each others names? What language are they in?

I guess I always imagined the leaders of the World sitting around some huge conference table with all kinds of electronic thingamajigs around them looking at charts and making mutual decisions. They look like they're sitting in the coat room!

We're screwed!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | 2542828 agNau
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"So you see, he was strutting around the room with his shirt unbuttoned demanding this and that.......and I had enough. Stood up and snatched my shirt clean off! Really shocked him.....shut him up! .........some sort of envy I think."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | 2542833 TideFighter
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Hey, did anyone else play golf all day and watch basketball last night?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:23 | 2542840 bigwavedave
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Obama: "Thanks for sharing David. Who wants to share next? Angela?

Merkle: "Nein!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:34 | 2542845 blue_yeti
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I've got a great idea....!!

...Spiderman towels... look it works like this...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542853 twocents
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ps has anybody else noticed that the symbol on the wall and the banner is a pyramid viewed from the top with a gold capstone...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:29 | 2542870 GMadScientist
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Has anyone else noticed...they're in Mexico (where there are quite a few pyramids and it's used as a motif everywhere)?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:50 | 2542998 Pampalona
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Dont spoil it

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