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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

 


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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Who Farted?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment flacon
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I like their logo - very smart: G2012! Genious! Genious! Genious! /s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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I know - and the logo can live for another 87 whole years!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment brewing
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i thought nigel farage was speaking next, wtf...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment Aziz
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Is that symbol from the Mayan calendar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment brewing
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it's not.  but, the avatar and "brewing" symbolize my thinking that we're heading into troubled times...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:27 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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you gotta love the topside view of the illuminati pyramid with the capstone, prob the same one that is on the FRNs

ALL YOUR ECONOMIES ARE BELONG TO US 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | Link to Comment Hard1
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The guy behind Merkel calling his broker to place buying trades on his PA after talks look constructive.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:45 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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A Baker's Dozen of Douchebags...

(PS. A Baker's Dozen is also called a 'Devils Dozen')

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment derek_vineyard
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looks like a bunch of real estate agents to me

and

if its g20 or g12 why are there only 8 at table?

and

the smartest one in the room is the kid with the glasses...what country does he run?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:27 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Angela:"So Barry, how did you like the babies blood pudding? We had it flown in special from Athens."

Barry:" Was that fresh Greek babies blood? I thought it tasted extraordinarily sweet. What a treat!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Agent P
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I had the same thought about the seating...must suck to show up to the G20 meeting only to discover you don't have a seat at the table. 

And I love how they put the country name cards in front of them, as if they don't know who is who and which country they represent.  I just imagine Obama and Merkel walking in late: "So Angela, that is how we plan to address our debt cris...ahh shit, the guy from Turkey is in my seat again.  This happened two years ago in Korea. This is awkward."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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Simultaneously...

"At last!   I'm the most important person in the room!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:20 | Link to Comment mirac
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True...and we need to take them back!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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Apparently the Holiday Inn Express was booked, so they had to settle for the "executive" conference room at the Best Western down the street.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:31 | Link to Comment Sauk Leader
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(Obama): "Hello my name is Barry and I'm an addict."

(Group): "Hello Barry"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Pig Brotha
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Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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So much ignorance; So little room...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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I know! Pretty cool huh? The G20 is really getting their campaign together. I just wish their policies were as strong as thier image.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | Link to Comment narapoiddyslexia
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Strong, as in odiferous? Or strong, as in weak?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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Call it the Largest gathering of the Biggest Blowhards on the Planet

alternatively

Zoo of the Career Politicians

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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G.O. 2012

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:18 | Link to Comment zanza
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its fucking visionary

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:14 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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don't worry the federal reserve will fix everything in t-minus 2:30pm; yes europe too!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment caimen garou
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Obama to everyone, I claim that fart and you better like it or else!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment brewing
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jesus christ, who died? was that you obama...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment kralizec
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He isn't dead yet, just dying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | Link to Comment ciscokid
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Merkel!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:33 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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Spanish leader Rajoy...who allowed the man from Uganda at this table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment Miss America
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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Holland: So when is desert?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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G2012 serving sand for dessert?  Awesome.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Is it too late to order another bowl of the cream of mushroom soup?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | Link to Comment pods
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And Tyler is prepping that in the kitchen as they speak.

pods

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Obama: “Let’s take a vote.. anyone who is not wearing a dark suit and a necktie takes care of the check” .

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Next time I say we use the "Choom Wagon" for this pow wow

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | Link to Comment Floordawg
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Nice! (and true!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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Hollande smiling to Obabma - "now it's time to eat the Rich!"

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:16 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"...and have I told you about my house and two flats on the Riviera...." <wink><wink><nod><nod>

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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G20 SUSHI (ZH CAPTION CONTEST)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:28 | Link to Comment Floordawg
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MERKEL: "Alright, we're short (on the bill). Who's the tight-ass that didn't pitch-in?"

OBAMA: "Yeah!? It's not like were spending our OWN money!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I'll have what they are having.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:20 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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For big-O that means water and another round of rumours... even Merkel is more excited with first course.

Now, Hollande seems very pleased :)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:37 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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To my knowledge, this style of service is not available in Japan. Only Europe and the US.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment resurger
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I was reading the text above then i looked below:

hahaha!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:47 | Link to Comment giggler123
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Now no one knows who anyone else is - their big triangle name plates are gone.  Reminds me of play school; the original picture that is...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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Julia?

Say, uhmm...

We're all kind of strapped for cash at the moment.

Would you cover the naked sushi bill on your EBT card?

 

Oh, and give yourself a 5% tip.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Mr. President, get your hand off my leg.

I'm not gay!

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:55 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Who gave this fucking Barosso a seat?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment Barry Mcokiner
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What about my secret service?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Obama: "Is that Gollum freak still looking at me?"

Obama: "Let's look busy...The idiots of the world have no idea that we are making this shit up as we go along."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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Obama just fondled Merkel with his foot but thought it was Hollande, now he's trying to look away as Merkel smiles at him

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:23 | Link to Comment mudduck
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It gets quiet, then they all blurt out at the same time, "quit rubbing my leg!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment tomAsss
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does Merkel blinked ?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment VonManstein
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obuma "whats she talking about now... hey waiter, get me some thingmijigs"

hollande "oh heres the thingamijigs"

cameron clock watching "is it time to go home yet?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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One shit sandwich, cut into twenty pieces please.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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 Chick in purple: "My name is Frau MERKLE"

All the Suits in the room start whinnying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment bigwavedave
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If we had a bigger table you other 12 muppets could come and sit with us!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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Shouldn't Van Rompuy be sitting at the kiddie table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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A full kindergarten is less demanding than the group he is "presiding".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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Merkel looks like Barney, that should keep them entertained for awhile.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment Captain Planet
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@bigwave, #winning

 

Whispered by Barry: Hey, did anyone actually do the homework for today?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment CPL
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I'm picturing them all in swim trunk wearing various party hats and floaties on their arms.

 

The background murmur of "durrrrr...I like the flavor potatoe."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment Cangaroo.TNT
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Yes, those are new 24's on my Escalade.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment rodocostarica
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Obama: "Ok folks let's start off with a report from Mario"

 

"Mario any updates  on the Monti zumas revenge outbreak?"

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Donde esta el oro?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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So, who starts the circle jerk this time? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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LaGarde... You go sit in the corner & wear this Aztec headdress for ceremonial purposes...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment marco1324
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Hollande 'That was a lovely meal, whos paying?'

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Hollande: "Come on Merkel.  If you're not going to bail out the PIIGS at LEAST you can pick up our lunch."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Angie, are those Deustche Marks in your purse?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | Link to Comment resurger
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President Baracka with a stolen EBT card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment spentCartridge
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He doesn't need to steal one.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment goldencrumbs
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Truth or Dare?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Does everyone have their private islands fully stocked?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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Cameron(to himself) "Shit I think they'll make me pick up the tab again"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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As fucked up as the world is with millions who have lost everything and a bleak future..........please tell me what these bastards have to smile about? There is no crisis for the rich. We could only hope a terrorist is in the kitchen cooking for them.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Gloeschi
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Merkel: "Barack, go check behind the palm tree - I don't want DSK to jump out naked from behind it like at that other meeting"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Burr's 2nd Shot
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The logo, is that gold atop a pyramid?  THAT'S AWESOME!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment ArkansasAngie
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OK ... the first person who sticks his finger on his nose wins!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment t_kAyk
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I don't get it. 

 

Obummer is a skinny black (?) guy and Merkel is a fat white chick.  This should work. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Obama: Which one of you is going to put on your cut off jean shorts, tank tops and work belts and come to my room tonight? Oh and bring some spray on oil bitch.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment 101 years and c...
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Who decided to put us in the broom closet? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment AL_SWEARENGEN
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Merkel: "Wunderbar Wunderbar!  We take das gold from Spain und Italy for bailout."  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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I hear the fois gras and lobster are both excellent.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment kensdad
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How much longer do we have to sit here pretending like we are trying to get something done?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment bigwavedave
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"My name is Barack Hussein Obama and I am a debt addict"  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | Link to Comment sudzee
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Hollande:

I think it is important for all of you here to learn to speak French.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I want you to get this fiat currency fuck where it breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy currency, I want it DEAD! I want its family DEAD! I want its house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON ITS ASHES!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment resurger
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Arriba Arriba Arriba...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment marco1324
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2ndshot - well spotted that man.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
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Gent behind Merkel on the phone: "Sell everything immediately. Quickly."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I5QwKEwo4Bc#t=151s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Obummer: So are we ready to move on to phase 3 of project "Bring America to it''s Knees"? The lock down is in place. When do we crash the currency?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Two broke countries walk into a bar...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment LULZBank
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Fukd R' Us

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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topic 1. how many do we kill to keep control? lets get Pol Pots input there.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment vegas
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Preeeeeezy: "Have I told you guys how me/myself/and I killed Bin Laden and made the world safe with computer viruses?" Nothing but a room full of twits.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment caimen garou
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obama to merkel,there is a motel right around the corner anyone else wants to join us for a little smoke and whatever

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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Golf, anyone?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment Sleepless Knight
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Yeah, I know it says G20, but only this 8 at the table REALLY matters.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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I can't believe we fucked the WHOOOOOLE thing.....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment theTribster
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The only smart one at the table is Merkel, the rest are idiots. It has to be frustrating talking to people like Cameron and Obama if you are Merkel, two nitwits trying to tell her what to do and how to do it. It would hard not to punch Cameron in the face, he is such an arrogant piece of shit. Obama is nothing more than a pure politician with zero skills and zero real knowledge of anything, oh right he was a constitutional lawyer/professor before he started sucking corporate cock for a living! (Hope no kids read this).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Congratulations to any 'awake' children out there.  And....sorry for the mess. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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He was sucking private dick(allegedly) long before he switched to blowing the public

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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You know, WWII never ended.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Sorry. Fail. They are ALL pure politicians and ALL beholden to their respective financial centers.

Now go prepare for a resounding defeat in your home court, Angie.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Match the quotes to the slimeball:

 

- "I think this might be buzzword bingo. You see I have 'recovery', 'bailout', 'subordination', 'backstop', and 'crisis'."

- "I do love a black man in a suit."

- "Qui a m'argent?"

- "Waiter, my cokespoon isn't chilled."

- "Umm...has anyone seen my daughter?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Gloeschi
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Barack: "Why is the name plate for Uganda missing"?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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All: "It's not missing, you are sitting right behind it"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Why is there a picture of a Mayan step pyramid and the number 2012 on the wall?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment emersonreturn
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please, folks, we need to hold hands and concentrate or the spirits won't come.  okay, let's begin again.  is there anybody there? knock three times if you hear me?

 

 

(ps: top left...it's max!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | Link to Comment Silverhog
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"Alright, listen up, someone stole all the toilet paper from the men's room"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment ugmug
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"My printing press is bigger than yours!"

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | Link to Comment gdogus erectus
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G2012? Ah fuck, I thought this was movie night and we were watching 2012.

Seriously. Who snapped that shot? Some food server with an iPhone who's now getting a cavity search? They look like a bunch of douche nozzles.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | Link to Comment kindape
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"Not sure what was in that breakfast but it burned going in and it burned coming out"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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Who is John Galt?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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I think he's with Sparticus and Tyler Durden.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment Miss Expectations
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Weekend at Barry's

(He brought his Osama kill video,)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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"So, who the fuck has money to fix this shit?"

(crickets chirping)

"Ok then, thanks for coming, and let's come back when bond yields explode again so we can rumor them down. After all, it's all we got for firepower against this fucked up mess."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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dp.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | Link to Comment LULZBank
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Who's turn is it to bend over the table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | Link to Comment Caggge
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Merkel: Is that DSK under the table again trying to look up my skirt?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Caggge
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Anyone who doesn't chip in some money has to fook Merkel!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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Obama:"Life ain't nothing but bitches and money!"......now pass me that blunt!

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Obummer : hey guys you want to watch me kill somebody with a drone? It's fricken cool!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment sudzee
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Merkel:

Gentlemen I just had a thought. A square table would be more in the German style.

Obummer:

 YES, YES , YES, then we could rename G-20 to Merkeljerk.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment spentCartridge
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Baz :

 

Ok then.

Whos gonna pay for dinner?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment AlmostEven
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Obama: "Look, you don't get pencils until somebody prints."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment Mitch Comestein
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It's okay Mr. P., the camera is off.  Now, show us the chicken breast. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | Link to Comment web bot
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There was a time that most people held their leaders in some regard. Something has changed... the curtain has been pulled away. One more step downwards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | Link to Comment Joshua Falken
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Can you tell me where the printer is

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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O MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | Link to Comment mantrid
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WHO ERASED HILARY??

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:31 | Link to Comment falak pema
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she got wikileaked in the loo.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Obama looks really constipated. Must be the realization that he is a ONE-TERMER.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment twocents
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Obummer: "Look, this isn't fucking funny Hollande! I've got and election coming up and, once again, I find myself being dragged halfway accross the world to wipe your arses. Honestly, you clowns couldn't find your way to the bathroom. If c*nts could fly, this would be an airport.... and you can shut up Barosso, you fat prick. Making up your own credit rating isn't going to fool anybody"

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Likstane
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Fuck those Icelandic bankers...get Jimmy on it.   Have them arrested for jaywalking or plotting an overthrow or just DSK 'em.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Hey Barry, when are the SS guys going to get back with the hookers and blow?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment marco1324
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Rajoy - I'll get it Francois, Ive been itching to use my new IMF credit card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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"OK. Turn off the lights. It's time for Barry kills Osama, the movie!" 

It's all about the moichentdizing! Barry kills Osama, the T-Shirt. Barry kills Osama, the lunch box. Barry kills Osama, the toy helicopter. Um, we don't take dollars, so sorry!

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo mumbo jumbo.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | Link to Comment wilburpup
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Hollande:  Shall we retire early and go to the bar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | Link to Comment BurgundianRon
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Are those name tags? Do they really not know each others names? What language are they in?

I guess I always imagined the leaders of the World sitting around some huge conference table with all kinds of electronic thingamajigs around them looking at charts and making mutual decisions. They look like they're sitting in the coat room!

We're screwed!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | Link to Comment agNau
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"So you see, he was strutting around the room with his shirt unbuttoned demanding this and that.......and I had enough. Stood up and snatched my shirt clean off! Really shocked him.....shut him up! .........some sort of envy I think."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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Hey, did anyone else play golf all day and watch basketball last night?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:23 | Link to Comment bigwavedave
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Obama: "Thanks for sharing David. Who wants to share next? Angela?

Merkle: "Nein!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:34 | Link to Comment blue_yeti
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I've got a great idea....!!

...Spiderman towels... look it works like this...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | Link to Comment twocents
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ps has anybody else noticed that the symbol on the wall and the banner is a pyramid viewed from the top with a gold capstone...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:29 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Has anyone else noticed...they're in Mexico (where there are quite a few pyramids and it's used as a motif everywhere)?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment Pampalona
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Dont spoil it

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