Caption Contest: G-20 Edition

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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | 2542643 ZippyBananaPants
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Who Farted?

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542665 flacon
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I like their logo - very smart: G2012! Genious! Genious! Genious! /s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542690 Aknownymouse
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I know - and the logo can live for another 87 whole years!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542706 brewing
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i thought nigel farage was speaking next, wtf...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542732 Aziz
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Is that symbol from the Mayan calendar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542789 brewing
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it's not.  but, the avatar and "brewing" symbolize my thinking that we're heading into troubled times...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:27 | 2542855 Comay Mierda
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you gotta love the topside view of the illuminati pyramid with the capstone, prob the same one that is on the FRNs

ALL YOUR ECONOMIES ARE BELONG TO US 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | 2542882 Hard1
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The guy behind Merkel calling his broker to place buying trades on his PA after talks look constructive.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:45 | 2542966 krispkritter
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A Baker's Dozen of Douchebags...

(PS. A Baker's Dozen is also called a 'Devils Dozen')

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:55 | 2542985 derek_vineyard
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looks like a bunch of real estate agents to me

and

if its g20 or g12 why are there only 8 at table?

and

the smartest one in the room is the kid with the glasses...what country does he run?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:27 | 2543083 AlaricBalth
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Angela:"So Barry, how did you like the babies blood pudding? We had it flown in special from Athens."

Barry:" Was that fresh Greek babies blood? I thought it tasted extraordinarily sweet. What a treat!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:07 | 2543444 Agent P
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I had the same thought about the seating...must suck to show up to the G20 meeting only to discover you don't have a seat at the table. 

And I love how they put the country name cards in front of them, as if they don't know who is who and which country they represent.  I just imagine Obama and Merkel walking in late: "So Angela, that is how we plan to address our debt cris...ahh shit, the guy from Turkey is in my seat again.  This happened two years ago in Korea. This is awkward."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:02 | 2545813 mjcOH1
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Simultaneously...

"At last!   I'm the most important person in the room!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:20 | 2543178 mirac
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True...and we need to take them back!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542756 ghengis86
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Apparently the Holiday Inn Express was booked, so they had to settle for the "executive" conference room at the Best Western down the street.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:31 | 2542887 Sauk Leader
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(Obama): "Hello my name is Barry and I'm an addict."

(Group): "Hello Barry"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:58 | 2543040 Pig Brotha
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Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | 2542891 Stoploss
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So much ignorance; So little room...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542721 MillionDollarBonus_
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I know! Pretty cool huh? The G20 is really getting their campaign together. I just wish their policies were as strong as thier image.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | 2542800 narapoiddyslexia
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Strong, as in odiferous? Or strong, as in weak?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | 2542819 Azannoth
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Call it the Largest gathering of the Biggest Blowhards on the Planet

alternatively

Zoo of the Career Politicians

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542739 Bunga Bunga
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G.O. 2012

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:18 | 2543162 zanza
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its fucking visionary

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:14 | 2543483 vast-dom
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don't worry the federal reserve will fix everything in t-minus 2:30pm; yes europe too!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542750 caimen garou
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Obama to everyone, I claim that fart and you better like it or else!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542770 brewing
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jesus christ, who died? was that you obama...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:27 | 2543542 kralizec
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He isn't dead yet, just dying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | 2542798 ciscokid
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Merkel!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:33 | 2542901 Eireann go Brach
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Spanish leader Rajoy...who allowed the man from Uganda at this table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | 2543029 Miss America
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:54 | 2542646 Aknownymouse
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Holland: So when is desert?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542699 SeverinSlade
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G2012 serving sand for dessert?  Awesome.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542767 francis_sawyer
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Is it too late to order another bowl of the cream of mushroom soup?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542777 pods
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And Tyler is prepping that in the kitchen as they speak.

pods

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542768 Manthong
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Obama: “Let’s take a vote.. anyone who is not wearing a dark suit and a necktie takes care of the check” .

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542790 francis_sawyer
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Next time I say we use the "Choom Wagon" for this pow wow

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | 2542834 Floordawg
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Nice! (and true!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542707 Azannoth
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Hollande smiling to Obabma - "now it's time to eat the Rich!"

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:16 | 2549458 mjcOH1
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"...and have I told you about my house and two flats on the Riviera...." <wink><wink><nod><nod>

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | 2542832 williambanzai7
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G20 SUSHI (ZH CAPTION CONTEST)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:28 | 2542856 Floordawg
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MERKEL: "Alright, we're short (on the bill). Who's the tight-ass that didn't pitch-in?"

OBAMA: "Yeah!? It's not like were spending our OWN money!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | 2542859 Dr. Engali
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I'll have what they are having.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2543512 nonclaim
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For big-O that means water and another round of rumours... even Merkel is more excited with first course.

Now, Hollande seems very pleased :)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:37 | 2542917 williambanzai7
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To my knowledge, this style of service is not available in Japan. Only Europe and the US.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | 2542968 resurger
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I was reading the text above then i looked below:

hahaha!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:47 | 2543349 giggler123
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Now no one knows who anyone else is - their big triangle name plates are gone.  Reminds me of play school; the original picture that is...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:29 | 2543800 Convolved Man
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Julia?

Say, uhmm...

We're all kind of strapped for cash at the moment.

Would you cover the naked sushi bill on your EBT card?

 

Oh, and give yourself a 5% tip.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542651 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Mr. President, get your hand off my leg.

I'm not gay!

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:55 | 2542654 azzhatter
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Who gave this fucking Barosso a seat?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542655 Barry Mcokiner
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What about my secret service?

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