Caption Contest: G-20 Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

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flacon's picture

I like their logo - very smart: G2012! Genious! Genious! Genious! /s

Aknownymouse's picture

I know - and the logo can live for another 87 whole years!

brewing's picture

i thought nigel farage was speaking next, wtf...

Aziz's picture

Is that symbol from the Mayan calendar?

brewing's picture

it's not.  but, the avatar and "brewing" symbolize my thinking that we're heading into troubled times...

Comay Mierda's picture

you gotta love the topside view of the illuminati pyramid with the capstone, prob the same one that is on the FRNs

ALL YOUR ECONOMIES ARE BELONG TO US 

Hard1's picture

The guy behind Merkel calling his broker to place buying trades on his PA after talks look constructive.

krispkritter's picture

A Baker's Dozen of Douchebags...

(PS. A Baker's Dozen is also called a 'Devils Dozen')

derek_vineyard's picture

looks like a bunch of real estate agents to me

and

if its g20 or g12 why are there only 8 at table?

and

the smartest one in the room is the kid with the glasses...what country does he run?

AlaricBalth's picture

Angela:"So Barry, how did you like the babies blood pudding? We had it flown in special from Athens."

Barry:" Was that fresh Greek babies blood? I thought it tasted extraordinarily sweet. What a treat!"

Agent P's picture

I had the same thought about the seating...must suck to show up to the G20 meeting only to discover you don't have a seat at the table. 

And I love how they put the country name cards in front of them, as if they don't know who is who and which country they represent.  I just imagine Obama and Merkel walking in late: "So Angela, that is how we plan to address our debt cris...ahh shit, the guy from Turkey is in my seat again.  This happened two years ago in Korea. This is awkward."

mjcOH1's picture

Simultaneously...

"At last!   I'm the most important person in the room!"

mirac's picture

True...and we need to take them back!

ghengis86's picture

Apparently the Holiday Inn Express was booked, so they had to settle for the "executive" conference room at the Best Western down the street.

Sauk Leader's picture

(Obama): "Hello my name is Barry and I'm an addict."

(Group): "Hello Barry"

Pig Brotha's picture

Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...

Stoploss's picture

So much ignorance; So little room...

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

I know! Pretty cool huh? The G20 is really getting their campaign together. I just wish their policies were as strong as thier image.

narapoiddyslexia's picture

Strong, as in odiferous? Or strong, as in weak?

Azannoth's picture

Call it the Largest gathering of the Biggest Blowhards on the Planet

alternatively

Zoo of the Career Politicians

zanza's picture

its fucking visionary

vast-dom's picture

don't worry the federal reserve will fix everything in t-minus 2:30pm; yes europe too!

caimen garou's picture

Obama to everyone, I claim that fart and you better like it or else!

brewing's picture

jesus christ, who died? was that you obama...

kralizec's picture

He isn't dead yet, just dying...

Eireann go Brach's picture

Spanish leader Rajoy...who allowed the man from Uganda at this table?

Miss America's picture

SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Aknownymouse's picture

Holland: So when is desert?

SeverinSlade's picture

G2012 serving sand for dessert?  Awesome.

francis_sawyer's picture

Is it too late to order another bowl of the cream of mushroom soup?

pods's picture

And Tyler is prepping that in the kitchen as they speak.

pods

Manthong's picture

Obama: “Let’s take a vote.. anyone who is not wearing a dark suit and a necktie takes care of the check” .

francis_sawyer's picture

Next time I say we use the "Choom Wagon" for this pow wow

Azannoth's picture

Hollande smiling to Obabma - "now it's time to eat the Rich!"

mjcOH1's picture

"...and have I told you about my house and two flats on the Riviera...." <wink><wink><nod><nod>

Floordawg's picture

MERKEL: "Alright, we're short (on the bill). Who's the tight-ass that didn't pitch-in?"

OBAMA: "Yeah!? It's not like were spending our OWN money!"

Dr. Engali's picture

I'll have what they are having.

nonclaim's picture

For big-O that means water and another round of rumours... even Merkel is more excited with first course.

Now, Hollande seems very pleased :)

williambanzai7's picture

To my knowledge, this style of service is not available in Japan. Only Europe and the US.

resurger's picture

I was reading the text above then i looked below:

hahaha!

giggler123's picture

Now no one knows who anyone else is - their big triangle name plates are gone.  Reminds me of play school; the original picture that is...

Convolved Man's picture

Julia?

Say, uhmm...

We're all kind of strapped for cash at the moment.

Would you cover the naked sushi bill on your EBT card?

 

Oh, and give yourself a 5% tip.

 

UTICA CLUB XX PURE's picture

Mr. President, get your hand off my leg.

I'm not gay!

 

azzhatter's picture

Who gave this fucking Barosso a seat?

Barry Mcokiner's picture

What about my secret service?