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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.
I like their logo - very smart: G2012! Genious! Genious! Genious! /s
I know - and the logo can live for another 87 whole years!
i thought nigel farage was speaking next, wtf...
Is that symbol from the Mayan calendar?
it's not. but, the avatar and "brewing" symbolize my thinking that we're heading into troubled times...
you gotta love the topside view of the illuminati pyramid with the capstone, prob the same one that is on the FRNs
ALL YOUR ECONOMIES ARE BELONG TO US
The guy behind Merkel calling his broker to place buying trades on his PA after talks look constructive.
A Baker's Dozen of Douchebags...
(PS. A Baker's Dozen is also called a 'Devils Dozen')
looks like a bunch of real estate agents to me
if its g20 or g12 why are there only 8 at table?
the smartest one in the room is the kid with the glasses...what country does he run?
Angela:"So Barry, how did you like the babies blood pudding? We had it flown in special from Athens."
Barry:" Was that fresh Greek babies blood? I thought it tasted extraordinarily sweet. What a treat!"
I had the same thought about the seating...must suck to show up to the G20 meeting only to discover you don't have a seat at the table.
And I love how they put the country name cards in front of them, as if they don't know who is who and which country they represent. I just imagine Obama and Merkel walking in late: "So Angela, that is how we plan to address our debt cris...ahh shit, the guy from Turkey is in my seat again. This happened two years ago in Korea. This is awkward."
"At last! I'm the most important person in the room!"
True...and we need to take them back!
Apparently the Holiday Inn Express was booked, so they had to settle for the "executive" conference room at the Best Western down the street.
(Obama): "Hello my name is Barry and I'm an addict."
(Group): "Hello Barry"
Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni...
So much ignorance; So little room...
I know! Pretty cool huh? The G20 is really getting their campaign together. I just wish their policies were as strong as thier image.
Strong, as in odiferous? Or strong, as in weak?
Call it the Largest gathering of the Biggest Blowhards on the Planet
Zoo of the Career Politicians
its fucking visionary
don't worry the federal reserve will fix everything in t-minus 2:30pm; yes europe too!
Obama to everyone, I claim that fart and you better like it or else!
jesus christ, who died? was that you obama...
He isn't dead yet, just dying...
Spanish leader Rajoy...who allowed the man from Uganda at this table?
SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
Holland: So when is desert?
G2012 serving sand for dessert? Awesome.
Is it too late to order another bowl of the cream of mushroom soup?
And Tyler is prepping that in the kitchen as they speak.
Obama: “Let’s take a vote.. anyone who is not wearing a dark suit and a necktie takes care of the check” .
Next time I say we use the "Choom Wagon" for this pow wow
Nice! (and true!)
Hollande smiling to Obabma - "now it's time to eat the Rich!"
"...and have I told you about my house and two flats on the Riviera...." <wink><wink><nod><nod>
MERKEL: "Alright, we're short (on the bill). Who's the tight-ass that didn't pitch-in?"
OBAMA: "Yeah!? It's not like were spending our OWN money!"
I'll have what they are having.
For big-O that means water and another round of rumours... even Merkel is more excited with first course.
Now, Hollande seems very pleased :)
To my knowledge, this style of service is not available in Japan. Only Europe and the US.
I was reading the text above then i looked below:
Now no one knows who anyone else is - their big triangle name plates are gone. Reminds me of play school; the original picture that is...
We're all kind of strapped for cash at the moment.
Would you cover the naked sushi bill on your EBT card?
Oh, and give yourself a 5% tip.
Mr. President, get your hand off my leg.
I'm not gay!
Who gave this fucking Barosso a seat?
What about my secret service?
Obama: "Is that Gollum freak still looking at me?"
Obama: "Let's look busy...The idiots of the world have no idea that we are making this shit up as we go along."
Obama just fondled Merkel with his foot but thought it was Hollande, now he's trying to look away as Merkel smiles at him
It gets quiet, then they all blurt out at the same time, "quit rubbing my leg!"
does Merkel blinked ?
obuma "whats she talking about now... hey waiter, get me some thingmijigs"
hollande "oh heres the thingamijigs"
cameron clock watching "is it time to go home yet?"
One shit sandwich, cut into twenty pieces please.
Chick in purple: "My name is Frau MERKLE"
All the Suits in the room start whinnying...
If we had a bigger table you other 12 muppets could come and sit with us!
Shouldn't Van Rompuy be sitting at the kiddie table?
A full kindergarten is less demanding than the group he is "presiding".
Merkel looks like Barney, that should keep them entertained for awhile.
Whispered by Barry: Hey, did anyone actually do the homework for today?
I'm picturing them all in swim trunk wearing various party hats and floaties on their arms.
The background murmur of "durrrrr...I like the flavor potatoe."
Yes, those are new 24's on my Escalade.
Obama: "Ok folks let's start off with a report from Mario"
"Mario any updates on the Monti zumas revenge outbreak?"
Donde esta el oro?
So, who starts the circle jerk this time?
LaGarde... You go sit in the corner & wear this Aztec headdress for ceremonial purposes...
Hollande 'That was a lovely meal, whos paying?'
Hollande: "Come on Merkel. If you're not going to bail out the PIIGS at LEAST you can pick up our lunch."
Angie, are those Deustche Marks in your purse?
President Baracka with a stolen EBT card.
He doesn't need to steal one.
Truth or Dare?
Does everyone have their private islands fully stocked?
Cameron(to himself) "Shit I think they'll make me pick up the tab again"
As fucked up as the world is with millions who have lost everything and a bleak future..........please tell me what these bastards have to smile about? There is no crisis for the rich. We could only hope a terrorist is in the kitchen cooking for them.
Merkel: "Barack, go check behind the palm tree - I don't want DSK to jump out naked from behind it like at that other meeting"
The logo, is that gold atop a pyramid? THAT'S AWESOME!
OK ... the first person who sticks his finger on his nose wins!
I don't get it.
Obummer is a skinny black (?) guy and Merkel is a fat white chick. This should work.
Obama: Which one of you is going to put on your cut off jean shorts, tank tops and work belts and come to my room tonight? Oh and bring some spray on oil bitch.
Who decided to put us in the broom closet?
Merkel: "Wunderbar Wunderbar! We take das gold from Spain und Italy for bailout."
I hear the fois gras and lobster are both excellent.
How much longer do we have to sit here pretending like we are trying to get something done?
"My name is Barack Hussein Obama and I am a debt addict"
I think it is important for all of you here to learn to speak French.
I want you to get this fiat currency fuck where it breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy currency, I want it DEAD! I want its family DEAD! I want its house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON ITS ASHES!
Arriba Arriba Arriba...
2ndshot - well spotted that man.
Gent behind Merkel on the phone: "Sell everything immediately. Quickly."
Obummer: So are we ready to move on to phase 3 of project "Bring America to it''s Knees"? The lock down is in place. When do we crash the currency?
Two broke countries walk into a bar...
Fukd R' Us
topic 1. how many do we kill to keep control? lets get Pol Pots input there.
Preeeeeezy: "Have I told you guys how me/myself/and I killed Bin Laden and made the world safe with computer viruses?" Nothing but a room full of twits.
obama to merkel,there is a motel right around the corner anyone else wants to join us for a little smoke and whatever
Yeah, I know it says G20, but only this 8 at the table REALLY matters.
I can't believe we fucked the WHOOOOOLE thing.....
The only smart one at the table is Merkel, the rest are idiots. It has to be frustrating talking to people like Cameron and Obama if you are Merkel, two nitwits trying to tell her what to do and how to do it. It would hard not to punch Cameron in the face, he is such an arrogant piece of shit. Obama is nothing more than a pure politician with zero skills and zero real knowledge of anything, oh right he was a constitutional lawyer/professor before he started sucking corporate cock for a living! (Hope no kids read this).
Congratulations to any 'awake' children out there. And....sorry for the mess.
He was sucking private dick(allegedly) long before he switched to blowing the public
You know, WWII never ended.
Sorry. Fail. They are ALL pure politicians and ALL beholden to their respective financial centers.
Now go prepare for a resounding defeat in your home court, Angie.
Match the quotes to the slimeball:
- "I think this might be buzzword bingo. You see I have 'recovery', 'bailout', 'subordination', 'backstop', and 'crisis'."
- "I do love a black man in a suit."
- "Qui a m'argent?"
- "Waiter, my cokespoon isn't chilled."
- "Umm...has anyone seen my daughter?"
Barack: "Why is the name plate for Uganda missing"?
All: "It's not missing, you are sitting right behind it"
Why is there a picture of a Mayan step pyramid and the number 2012 on the wall?
please, folks, we need to hold hands and concentrate or the spirits won't come. okay, let's begin again. is there anybody there? knock three times if you hear me?
(ps: top left...it's max!)
"Alright, listen up, someone stole all the toilet paper from the men's room"
"My printing press is bigger than yours!"
G2012? Ah fuck, I thought this was movie night and we were watching 2012.
Seriously. Who snapped that shot? Some food server with an iPhone who's now getting a cavity search? They look like a bunch of douche nozzles.
"Not sure what was in that breakfast but it burned going in and it burned coming out"
Who is John Galt?
I think he's with Sparticus and Tyler Durden.
Weekend at Barry's
(He brought his Osama kill video,)
"So, who the fuck has money to fix this shit?"
"Ok then, thanks for coming, and let's come back when bond yields explode again so we can rumor them down. After all, it's all we got for firepower against this fucked up mess."
Who's turn is it to bend over the table?
Merkel: Is that DSK under the table again trying to look up my skirt?
Anyone who doesn't chip in some money has to fook Merkel!
Obama:"Life ain't nothing but bitches and money!"......now pass me that blunt!
Obummer : hey guys you want to watch me kill somebody with a drone? It's fricken cool!
Gentlemen I just had a thought. A square table would be more in the German style.
YES, YES , YES, then we could rename G-20 to Merkeljerk.
Whos gonna pay for dinner?
Obama: "Look, you don't get pencils until somebody prints."
It's okay Mr. P., the camera is off. Now, show us the chicken breast.
There was a time that most people held their leaders in some regard. Something has changed... the curtain has been pulled away. One more step downwards.
Can you tell me where the printer is
O MY GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!!!!
WHO ERASED HILARY??
she got wikileaked in the loo.
Obama looks really constipated. Must be the realization that he is a ONE-TERMER.
Obummer: "Look, this isn't fucking funny Hollande! I've got and election coming up and, once again, I find myself being dragged halfway accross the world to wipe your arses. Honestly, you clowns couldn't find your way to the bathroom. If c*nts could fly, this would be an airport.... and you can shut up Barosso, you fat prick. Making up your own credit rating isn't going to fool anybody"
Fuck those Icelandic bankers...get Jimmy on it. Have them arrested for jaywalking or plotting an overthrow or just DSK 'em.
Hey Barry, when are the SS guys going to get back with the hookers and blow?
Rajoy - I'll get it Francois, Ive been itching to use my new IMF credit card.
"OK. Turn off the lights. It's time for Barry kills Osama, the movie!"
It's all about the moichentdizing! Barry kills Osama, the T-Shirt. Barry kills Osama, the lunch box. Barry kills Osama, the toy helicopter. Um, we don't take dollars, so sorry!
Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo mumbo jumbo.
Hollande: Shall we retire early and go to the bar?
Are those name tags? Do they really not know each others names? What language are they in?
I guess I always imagined the leaders of the World sitting around some huge conference table with all kinds of electronic thingamajigs around them looking at charts and making mutual decisions. They look like they're sitting in the coat room!
"So you see, he was strutting around the room with his shirt unbuttoned demanding this and that.......and I had enough. Stood up and snatched my shirt clean off! Really shocked him.....shut him up! .........some sort of envy I think."
Hey, did anyone else play golf all day and watch basketball last night?
Obama: "Thanks for sharing David. Who wants to share next? Angela?
I've got a great idea....!!
...Spiderman towels... look it works like this...
ps has anybody else noticed that the symbol on the wall and the banner is a pyramid viewed from the top with a gold capstone...
Has anyone else noticed...they're in Mexico (where there are quite a few pyramids and it's used as a motif everywhere)?
Dont spoil it
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