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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

 


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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:27 | Link to Comment BLACK_DOG
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Is the drone over ZeroHedge right now!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:11 | Link to Comment Element
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Nah, Tyler would acquire its control signal, over-ride it ... and ... confiscate it.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | Link to Comment willpoi
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Ladies and gentlemen we just hit an iceberg. But I am confident that my leadership ability to talk well will keep us afloat.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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How can we have a round table discussion when the tables are the wrong shape?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | Link to Comment Bartironomics
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je ne sais quoi, passez-moi l'expression

why does it always have to be me to smile for the camera? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | Link to Comment AlmostEven
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Merkel: "OK, we've passed de hat...who has de hat? Has anyone seen de hat?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:34 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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Dead pool?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:35 | Link to Comment stiler
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where's the elephant in the room? prob to the left of left Hollande.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:38 | Link to Comment franzpick
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Hollande to Owebama:  "Order the lamb balls, pink".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:38 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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I thought we were playing liar's poker...?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment i_fly_me
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A lovely brunch of Prawn Huevos Rancheros and chilled Avocado Bisque was enjoyed and the dishes cleared.  Architectural models were then set before the leaders depicting the next tiers planned for the financial house of cards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment ONO47
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"We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentleman, we must do something about this immediately, immediately."

~Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:41 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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The texter next to Merkel typing:

"WTF...Barack Insane Obama put himself in charge again. Spent last 25 mins on golf game.  Hate this guy...what a joke.  If Americans re-elect this putz - R even more stupid than we thought.  Would deserve next 4 yrs of this Anti-Christ. Text me back.  Need diversion or will throw self out window soon."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment christofay
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Our president has the biggest briefing book. U. S. A. U. S. A.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment CoolBeans
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Only because it contains Osama kill DVDs...copies for all (again).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment froman5000
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Secret Service Guy Behind Merkel: Uh...yeah. I think we have a situation here. They all just drank the water.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment Dcheeth2
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Dave and Obama obsessed with the flying pigs out the window. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment Miss America
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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How do you say Grimace in German?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:00 | Link to Comment optimator
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"I dunno, our bosses usually get here after the camera op?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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Merkyl (to herself):

Trade Surplus ...Check

New Marc printing in progress ...Check

Gold standard speech ...Check

Eurozone exit announment  ...Check

Surrounded by bankrupt popous fools ...Check

I can't wait to see their faces when these boy's find out they're  about to get fucked by a chic ...Check

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:01 | Link to Comment ginunn
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You told me you were going to wear purple!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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So, Frau Merkel, shall we talk about the German people taking it up the ass so we can all get on with thing?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment dereksatkinson
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"Now that Frenchy is gone, what can we all too to get reelected?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment suteibu
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"Oh, this is the adult's table.  We set up a card table for the BRICS.  There's a chair in the hall for Japan"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:08 | Link to Comment Billy Shears
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Gang Bang!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | Link to Comment grapeape
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(barry) i can fly my guy in and have him make us some pizza.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Bartanist
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Who are those people sitting around the room in the tiny chairs? Maybe we should have the wait staff send them some scraps.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:11 | Link to Comment Bartanist
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Ayn Rand would be proud.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:23 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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Van Rompuy: "do I really look like a low-grade bank clerk to you guys?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:21 | Link to Comment mirac
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That human flesh was cooked perfectly...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Kids table

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Kids menu

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment sangell
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The Zetas just called and said they were going to cut all our heads off!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:26 | Link to Comment bankonthebust
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Cabo?? Really??? Who's making this shit up?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:28 | Link to Comment falak pema
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six out of twenty and two clowns from Euro-lolololol land. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:35 | Link to Comment canardo
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Merkel to Barroso/Obama: "Those ZH people are catching on, what do we do about them?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:37 | Link to Comment falak pema
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cameron looks very alert; I think he is wondering if Rooney will play.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:36 | Link to Comment canardo
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Hollande: "I can think of something ..."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Antifederalist
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Yeah, I know the, room is kind of small.  But this was the only place that we could find that was surrounded by water on three sides and had only one road leading in and out.  As you all know, it is getting a little tougher to find a secure meeting place and we are certainly going to need one when the sheep wake up.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:04 | Link to Comment binky
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Assholes, shooting the shit, with other assholes.

or

Section "O" sucks pee.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:08 | Link to Comment i8emallup
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Ang, could your guys wrap up in greece already, our pillage crew, bankers are going to need some help in spain.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Obama:  "Did anyone else have the fish taco?"

Rumpoy:  "Fraap!"

Hollande:  "Oh Rumpy...that is the most substantial thing you have 'said' in a long time."

Cameron:  "What the hell are we doing here again?"

Merkel:  "Drinking the water."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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"So we're in agreement?  Everybody bails out the person on his immediate right?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment Marty Rothbard
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"Thank goodness, thats over.  Now, where are the whores, and blow?  No Christene, you are too ugly, just have some coke, and shut your stink hole."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment kralizec
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It looks like they all agreed to bend Barry over...he likes that position anyway...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:45 | Link to Comment justsayin2u
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Mongo like candy

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Savvy
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Can we have sangria with the Greek pizza?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment callistenes
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Who wants some bath salt zombie barbacoa??

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:48 | Link to Comment EverythingEviL
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Does anyone know where we can get a shrubbery? Ni!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment permafrost
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"Where are the Mexicans?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment DonGenaro
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8 psychopaths discuss potential spider hole locations.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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hi i'm barry and would just love to falatio you fellows even the fat kraut with the big dick.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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excuse me chaps david nice but dim cameron  here.

as pretend leader and head stooge of the  roth shield's city of london land.

 as head empty suit of the falkland isles i would jolly well like to know why i am sitting so far away from the action.

i mean  ratty rumpoy gets my seat it is not decent it is not cricket.

as fake head of the litlle country with the biggest dept to gdp ratios on the planet i demand inclusion into the inner masonic circle.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"You know the rule - Germay must buy on days that end in Y!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:42 | Link to Comment @Watcher
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....pass the "dutchie" to the left hand side...

(da new choom gang)

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Captain Planet
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Genau! Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch....

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