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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.


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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:27 | 2542867 BLACK_DOG
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Is the drone over ZeroHedge right now!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:11 | 2543105 Element
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Nah, Tyler would acquire its control signal, over-ride it ... and ... confiscate it.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | 2542875 willpoi
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Ladies and gentlemen we just hit an iceberg. But I am confident that my leadership ability to talk well will keep us afloat.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:30 | 2542883 Peter Pan
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How can we have a round table discussion when the tables are the wrong shape?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | 2542890 Bartironomics
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je ne sais quoi, passez-moi l'expression

why does it always have to be me to smile for the camera? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:32 | 2542895 AlmostEven
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Merkel: "OK, we've passed de hat...who has de hat? Has anyone seen de hat?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:34 | 2542904 bankonzhongguo
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Dead pool?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:35 | 2542906 stiler
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where's the elephant in the room? prob to the left of left Hollande.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:38 | 2542925 franzpick
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Hollande to Owebama:  "Order the lamb balls, pink".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:38 | 2542927 SillySalesmanQu...
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I thought we were playing liar's poker...?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:39 | 2542929 i_fly_me
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A lovely brunch of Prawn Huevos Rancheros and chilled Avocado Bisque was enjoyed and the dishes cleared.  Architectural models were then set before the leaders depicting the next tiers planned for the financial house of cards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:39 | 2542933 ONO47
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"We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentleman, we must do something about this immediately, immediately."

~Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:41 | 2542942 CoolBeans
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The texter next to Merkel typing:

"WTF...Barack Insane Obama put himself in charge again. Spent last 25 mins on golf game.  Hate this guy...what a joke.  If Americans re-elect this putz - R even more stupid than we thought.  Would deserve next 4 yrs of this Anti-Christ. Text me back.  Need diversion or will throw self out window soon."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | 2542969 christofay
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Our president has the biggest briefing book. U. S. A. U. S. A.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:49 | 2542983 CoolBeans
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Only because it contains Osama kill DVDs...copies for all (again).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:46 | 2542970 froman5000
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Secret Service Guy Behind Merkel: Uh...yeah. I think we have a situation here. They all just drank the water.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:53 | 2543013 Dcheeth2
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Dave and Obama obsessed with the flying pigs out the window. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | 2543023 Miss America
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist?  They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:56 | 2543030 The Gooch
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How do you say Grimace in German?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:00 | 2543050 optimator
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"I dunno, our bosses usually get here after the camera op?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:02 | 2543055 slackrabbit
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Merkyl (to herself):

Trade Surplus ...Check

New Marc printing in progress ...Check

Gold standard speech ...Check

Eurozone exit announment  ...Check

Surrounded by bankrupt popous fools ...Check

I can't wait to see their faces when these boy's find out they're  about to get fucked by a chic ...Check


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:01 | 2543056 ginunn
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You told me you were going to wear purple!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:03 | 2543064 SmoothCoolSmoke
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So, Frau Merkel, shall we talk about the German people taking it up the ass so we can all get on with thing?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:04 | 2543066 dereksatkinson
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"Now that Frenchy is gone, what can we all too to get reelected?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:04 | 2543067 suteibu
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"Oh, this is the adult's table.  We set up a card table for the BRICS.  There's a chair in the hall for Japan"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:08 | 2543081 Billy Shears
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Gang Bang!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | 2543086 grapeape
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(barry) i can fly my guy in and have him make us some pizza.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:09 | 2543087 Bartanist
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Who are those people sitting around the room in the tiny chairs? Maybe we should have the wait staff send them some scraps.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:11 | 2543107 Bartanist
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Ayn Rand would be proud.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:23 | 2543169 TWSceptic
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Van Rompuy: "do I really look like a low-grade bank clerk to you guys?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:21 | 2543186 mirac
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That human flesh was cooked perfectly...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:22 | 2543199 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Kids table

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:19 | 2543508 Wakanda
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Kids menu

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:22 | 2543200 sangell
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The Zetas just called and said they were going to cut all our heads off!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:26 | 2543229 bankonthebust
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Cabo?? Really??? Who's making this shit up?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:28 | 2543244 falak pema
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six out of twenty and two clowns from Euro-lolololol land. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:35 | 2543284 canardo
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Merkel to Barroso/Obama: "Those ZH people are catching on, what do we do about them?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:37 | 2543290 falak pema
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cameron looks very alert; I think he is wondering if Rooney will play.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:36 | 2543292 canardo
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Hollande: "I can think of something ..."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:56 | 2543392 Antifederalist
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Yeah, I know the, room is kind of small.  But this was the only place that we could find that was surrounded by water on three sides and had only one road leading in and out.  As you all know, it is getting a little tougher to find a secure meeting place and we are certainly going to need one when the sheep wake up.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:04 | 2543429 binky
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Assholes, shooting the shit, with other assholes.


Section "O" sucks pee.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:08 | 2543442 i8emallup
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Ang, could your guys wrap up in greece already, our pillage crew, bankers are going to need some help in spain.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:19 | 2543479 ebworthen
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Obama:  "Did anyone else have the fish taco?"

Rumpoy:  "Fraap!"

Hollande:  "Oh Rumpy...that is the most substantial thing you have 'said' in a long time."

Cameron:  "What the hell are we doing here again?"

Merkel:  "Drinking the water."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:32 | 2543569 Cosimo de Medici
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"So we're in agreement?  Everybody bails out the person on his immediate right?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:32 | 2543573 Marty Rothbard
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"Thank goodness, thats over.  Now, where are the whores, and blow?  No Christene, you are too ugly, just have some coke, and shut your stink hole."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:37 | 2543599 kralizec
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It looks like they all agreed to bend Barry over...he likes that position anyway...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:45 | 2543641 justsayin2u
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Mongo like candy

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:51 | 2543669 Savvy
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Can we have sangria with the Greek pizza?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:15 | 2543758 callistenes
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Who wants some bath salt zombie barbacoa??

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:48 | 2543944 EverythingEviL
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Does anyone know where we can get a shrubbery? Ni!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 13:34 | 2544210 permafrost
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"Where are the Mexicans?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:15 | 2544412 DonGenaro
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8 psychopaths discuss potential spider hole locations.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:08 | 2544897 tony wilson
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hi i'm barry and would just love to falatio you fellows even the fat kraut with the big dick.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:24 | 2544937 tony wilson
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excuse me chaps david nice but dim cameron  here.

as pretend leader and head stooge of the  roth shield's city of london land.

 as head empty suit of the falkland isles i would jolly well like to know why i am sitting so far away from the action.

i mean  ratty rumpoy gets my seat it is not decent it is not cricket.

as fake head of the litlle country with the biggest dept to gdp ratios on the planet i demand inclusion into the inner masonic circle.


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:05 | 2545817 mjcOH1
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"You know the rule - Germay must buy on days that end in Y!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:42 | 2545884 @Watcher
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....pass the "dutchie" to the left hand side...

(da new choom gang)


Thu, 06/21/2012 - 00:22 | 2545993 Captain Planet
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Genau! Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch....

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