Caption Contest: G-20 Edition

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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542657 SeverinSlade
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Obama: "Is that Gollum freak still looking at me?"

Obama: "Let's look busy...The idiots of the world have no idea that we are making this shit up as we go along."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542658 Azannoth
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Obama just fondled Merkel with his foot but thought it was Hollande, now he's trying to look away as Merkel smiles at him

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:23 | 2543530 mudduck
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It gets quiet, then they all blurt out at the same time, "quit rubbing my leg!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542659 tomAsss
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does Merkel blinked ?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2542660 VonManstein
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obuma "whats she talking about now... hey waiter, get me some thingmijigs"

hollande "oh heres the thingamijigs"

cameron clock watching "is it time to go home yet?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542661 midgetrannyporn
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One shit sandwich, cut into twenty pieces please.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542664 francis_sawyer
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 Chick in purple: "My name is Frau MERKLE"

All the Suits in the room start whinnying...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:57 | 2542668 bigwavedave
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If we had a bigger table you other 12 muppets could come and sit with us!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542685 midgetrannyporn
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Shouldn't Van Rompuy be sitting at the kiddie table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542748 nonclaim
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A full kindergarten is less demanding than the group he is "presiding".

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:24 | 2542843 midgetrannyporn
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Merkel looks like Barney, that should keep them entertained for awhile.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:22 | 2545943 Captain Planet
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@bigwave, #winning

 

Whispered by Barry: Hey, did anyone actually do the homework for today?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542670 CPL
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I'm picturing them all in swim trunk wearing various party hats and floaties on their arms.

 

The background murmur of "durrrrr...I like the flavor potatoe."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542671 Cangaroo.TNT
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Yes, those are new 24's on my Escalade.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542673 rodocostarica
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Obama: "Ok folks let's start off with a report from Mario"

 

"Mario any updates  on the Monti zumas revenge outbreak?"

 

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542674 Wakanda
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Donde esta el oro?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:58 | 2542675 Dr. Richard Head
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So, who starts the circle jerk this time? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542678 francis_sawyer
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LaGarde... You go sit in the corner & wear this Aztec headdress for ceremonial purposes...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542679 marco1324
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Hollande 'That was a lovely meal, whos paying?'

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542708 SeverinSlade
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Hollande: "Come on Merkel.  If you're not going to bail out the PIIGS at LEAST you can pick up our lunch."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542738 Wakanda
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Angie, are those Deustche Marks in your purse?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542781 resurger
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President Baracka with a stolen EBT card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:40 | 2542935 spentCartridge
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He doesn't need to steal one.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542681 goldencrumbs
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Truth or Dare?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542682 LawsofPhysics
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Does everyone have their private islands fully stocked?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542684 Azannoth
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Cameron(to himself) "Shit I think they'll make me pick up the tab again"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542687 rsnoble
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As fucked up as the world is with millions who have lost everything and a bleak future..........please tell me what these bastards have to smile about? There is no crisis for the rich. We could only hope a terrorist is in the kitchen cooking for them.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542688 Gloeschi
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Merkel: "Barack, go check behind the palm tree - I don't want DSK to jump out naked from behind it like at that other meeting"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:59 | 2542689 Burr's 2nd Shot
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The logo, is that gold atop a pyramid?  THAT'S AWESOME!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542692 ArkansasAngie
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OK ... the first person who sticks his finger on his nose wins!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542693 t_kAyk
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I don't get it. 

 

Obummer is a skinny black (?) guy and Merkel is a fat white chick.  This should work. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542695 Global Hunter
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Obama: Which one of you is going to put on your cut off jean shorts, tank tops and work belts and come to my room tonight? Oh and bring some spray on oil bitch.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542696 101 years and c...
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Who decided to put us in the broom closet? 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:00 | 2542697 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Merkel: "Wunderbar Wunderbar!  We take das gold from Spain und Italy for bailout."  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | 2542702 El Viejo
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I hear the fois gras and lobster are both excellent.

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542703 kensdad
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How much longer do we have to sit here pretending like we are trying to get something done?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542704 bigwavedave
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"My name is Barack Hussein Obama and I am a debt addict"  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:01 | 2542705 sudzee
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Hollande:

I think it is important for all of you here to learn to speak French.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542709 LetThemEatRand
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I want you to get this fiat currency fuck where it breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy currency, I want it DEAD! I want its family DEAD! I want its house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON ITS ASHES!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542710 resurger
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Arriba Arriba Arriba...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542712 marco1324
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2ndshot - well spotted that man.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2542714 Gief Gold Plox
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Gent behind Merkel on the phone: "Sell everything immediately. Quickly."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I5QwKEwo4Bc#t=151s

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542715 Dr. Engali
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Obummer: So are we ready to move on to phase 3 of project "Bring America to it''s Knees"? The lock down is in place. When do we crash the currency?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:03 | 2542717 ptoemmes
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Two broke countries walk into a bar...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542719 LULZBank
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Fukd R' Us

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542720 overmedicatedun...
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topic 1. how many do we kill to keep control? lets get Pol Pots input there.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542725 vegas
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Preeeeeezy: "Have I told you guys how me/myself/and I killed Bin Laden and made the world safe with computer viruses?" Nothing but a room full of twits.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:04 | 2542726 caimen garou
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obama to merkel,there is a motel right around the corner anyone else wants to join us for a little smoke and whatever

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542727 toomanyfakecons...
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Golf, anyone?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542731 Sleepless Knight
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Yeah, I know it says G20, but only this 8 at the table REALLY matters.

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