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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.
Is the drone over ZeroHedge right now!
Nah, Tyler would acquire its control signal, over-ride it ... and ... confiscate it.
Ladies and gentlemen we just hit an iceberg. But I am confident that my leadership ability to talk well will keep us afloat.
How can we have a round table discussion when the tables are the wrong shape?
je ne sais quoi, passez-moi l'expression
why does it always have to be me to smile for the camera?
Merkel: "OK, we've passed de hat...who has de hat? Has anyone seen de hat?"
where's the elephant in the room? prob to the left of left Hollande.
Hollande to Owebama: "Order the lamb balls, pink".
I thought we were playing liar's poker...?
A lovely brunch of Prawn Huevos Rancheros and chilled Avocado Bisque was enjoyed and the dishes cleared. Architectural models were then set before the leaders depicting the next tiers planned for the financial house of cards.
"We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentleman, we must do something about this immediately, immediately."
~Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles"
The texter next to Merkel typing:
"WTF...Barack Insane Obama put himself in charge again. Spent last 25 mins on golf game. Hate this guy...what a joke. If Americans re-elect this putz - R even more stupid than we thought. Would deserve next 4 yrs of this Anti-Christ. Text me back. Need diversion or will throw self out window soon."
Our president has the biggest briefing book. U. S. A. U. S. A.
Only because it contains Osama kill DVDs...copies for all (again).
Secret Service Guy Behind Merkel: Uh...yeah. I think we have a situation here. They all just drank the water.
Dave and Obama obsessed with the flying pigs out the window.
SHUT UP! Enough already, Merkel! Who cares about Bernake anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le TARP? Le Twist? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Hollande? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
How do you say Grimace in German?
"I dunno, our bosses usually get here after the camera op?"
Merkyl (to herself):
Trade Surplus ...Check
New Marc printing in progress ...Check
Gold standard speech ...Check
Eurozone exit announment ...Check
Surrounded by bankrupt popous fools ...Check
I can't wait to see their faces when these boy's find out they're about to get fucked by a chic ...Check
You told me you were going to wear purple!
So, Frau Merkel, shall we talk about the German people taking it up the ass so we can all get on with thing?
"Now that Frenchy is gone, what can we all too to get reelected?"
"Oh, this is the adult's table. We set up a card table for the BRICS. There's a chair in the hall for Japan"
(barry) i can fly my guy in and have him make us some pizza.
Who are those people sitting around the room in the tiny chairs? Maybe we should have the wait staff send them some scraps.
Ayn Rand would be proud.
Van Rompuy: "do I really look like a low-grade bank clerk to you guys?"
That human flesh was cooked perfectly...
The Zetas just called and said they were going to cut all our heads off!
Cabo?? Really??? Who's making this shit up?
six out of twenty and two clowns from Euro-lolololol land.
Merkel to Barroso/Obama: "Those ZH people are catching on, what do we do about them?"
cameron looks very alert; I think he is wondering if Rooney will play.
Hollande: "I can think of something ..."
Yeah, I know the, room is kind of small. But this was the only place that we could find that was surrounded by water on three sides and had only one road leading in and out. As you all know, it is getting a little tougher to find a secure meeting place and we are certainly going to need one when the sheep wake up.
Assholes, shooting the shit, with other assholes.
Section "O" sucks pee.
Ang, could your guys wrap up in greece already, our pillage crew, bankers are going to need some help in spain.
Obama: "Did anyone else have the fish taco?"
Hollande: "Oh Rumpy...that is the most substantial thing you have 'said' in a long time."
Cameron: "What the hell are we doing here again?"
Merkel: "Drinking the water."
"So we're in agreement? Everybody bails out the person on his immediate right?"
"Thank goodness, thats over. Now, where are the whores, and blow? No Christene, you are too ugly, just have some coke, and shut your stink hole."
It looks like they all agreed to bend Barry over...he likes that position anyway...
Mongo like candy
Can we have sangria with the Greek pizza?
Who wants some bath salt zombie barbacoa??
Does anyone know where we can get a shrubbery? Ni!
"Where are the Mexicans?"
8 psychopaths discuss potential spider hole locations.
hi i'm barry and would just love to falatio you fellows even the fat kraut with the big dick.
excuse me chaps david nice but dim cameron here.
as pretend leader and head stooge of the roth shield's city of london land.
as head empty suit of the falkland isles i would jolly well like to know why i am sitting so far away from the action.
i mean ratty rumpoy gets my seat it is not decent it is not cricket.
as fake head of the litlle country with the biggest dept to gdp ratios on the planet i demand inclusion into the inner masonic circle.
"You know the rule - Germay must buy on days that end in Y!"
....pass the "dutchie" to the left hand side...
(da new choom gang)
Genau! Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch....
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