Caption Contest: G-20 Edition

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At least the shrimp ceviche plates have been cleared out.

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2542734 Jim in MN
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I can't believe we fucked the WHOOOOOLE thing.....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542735 theTribster
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The only smart one at the table is Merkel, the rest are idiots. It has to be frustrating talking to people like Cameron and Obama if you are Merkel, two nitwits trying to tell her what to do and how to do it. It would hard not to punch Cameron in the face, he is such an arrogant piece of shit. Obama is nothing more than a pure politician with zero skills and zero real knowledge of anything, oh right he was a constitutional lawyer/professor before he started sucking corporate cock for a living! (Hope no kids read this).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542753 Jim in MN
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Congratulations to any 'awake' children out there.  And....sorry for the mess. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542775 Azannoth
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He was sucking private dick(allegedly) long before he switched to blowing the public

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542792 Bunga Bunga
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You know, WWII never ended.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542854 GMadScientist
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Sorry. Fail. They are ALL pure politicians and ALL beholden to their respective financial centers.

Now go prepare for a resounding defeat in your home court, Angie.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542741 GMadScientist
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Match the quotes to the slimeball:


- "I think this might be buzzword bingo. You see I have 'recovery', 'bailout', 'subordination', 'backstop', and 'crisis'."

- "I do love a black man in a suit."

- "Qui a m'argent?"

- "Waiter, my cokespoon isn't chilled."

- "Umm...has anyone seen my daughter?"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:06 | 2542743 Gloeschi
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Barack: "Why is the name plate for Uganda missing"?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542814 Bunga Bunga
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All: "It's not missing, you are sitting right behind it"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542749 Quinvarius
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Why is there a picture of a Mayan step pyramid and the number 2012 on the wall?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542752 emersonreturn
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please, folks, we need to hold hands and concentrate or the spirits won't come.  okay, let's begin again.  is there anybody there? knock three times if you hear me?



(ps: top's max!)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542754 Silverhog
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"Alright, listen up, someone stole all the toilet paper from the men's room"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:07 | 2542755 ugmug
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"My printing press is bigger than yours!"



Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:08 | 2542757 gdogus erectus
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G2012? Ah fuck, I thought this was movie night and we were watching 2012.

Seriously. Who snapped that shot? Some food server with an iPhone who's now getting a cavity search? They look like a bunch of douche nozzles.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | 2542759 kindape
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"Not sure what was in that breakfast but it burned going in and it burned coming out"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:09 | 2542762 orangedrinkandchips
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Who is John Galt?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:26 | 2542860 GMadScientist
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I think he's with Sparticus and Tyler Durden.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:10 | 2542769 Miss Expectations
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Weekend at Barry's

(He brought his Osama kill video,)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542773 LongSoupLine
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"So, who the fuck has money to fix this shit?"

(crickets chirping)

"Ok then, thanks for coming, and let's come back when bond yields explode again so we can rumor them down. After all, it's all we got for firepower against this fucked up mess."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542774 LongSoupLine
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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:11 | 2542776 LULZBank
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Who's turn is it to bend over the table?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2542778 Caggge
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Merkel: Is that DSK under the table again trying to look up my skirt?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:44 | 2548166 Caggge
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Anyone who doesn't chip in some money has to fook Merkel!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542780 orangedrinkandchips
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Obama:"Life ain't nothing but bitches and money!" pass me that blunt!



Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542782 Dr. Engali
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Obummer : hey guys you want to watch me kill somebody with a drone? It's fricken cool!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542783 sudzee
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Gentlemen I just had a thought. A square table would be more in the German style.


 YES, YES , YES, then we could rename G-20 to Merkeljerk.


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542786 spentCartridge
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Baz :


Ok then.

Whos gonna pay for dinner?


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:13 | 2542787 AlmostEven
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Obama: "Look, you don't get pencils until somebody prints."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:14 | 2542793 Mitch Comestein
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It's okay Mr. P., the camera is off.  Now, show us the chicken breast. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:15 | 2542795 web bot
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There was a time that most people held their leaders in some regard. Something has changed... the curtain has been pulled away. One more step downwards.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16 | 2542801 Joshua Falken
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Can you tell me where the printer is

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | 2542803 the not so migh...
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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:17 | 2542804 mantrid
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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:31 | 2543261 falak pema
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she got wikileaked in the loo.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542806 lizzy36
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Obama looks really constipated. Must be the realization that he is a ONE-TERMER.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542808 twocents
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Obummer: "Look, this isn't fucking funny Hollande! I've got and election coming up and, once again, I find myself being dragged halfway accross the world to wipe your arses. Honestly, you clowns couldn't find your way to the bathroom. If c*nts could fly, this would be an airport.... and you can shut up Barosso, you fat prick. Making up your own credit rating isn't going to fool anybody"


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542809 Likstane
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Fuck those Icelandic bankers...get Jimmy on it.   Have them arrested for jaywalking or plotting an overthrow or just DSK 'em.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542810 e_goldstein
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Hey Barry, when are the SS guys going to get back with the hookers and blow?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542811 marco1324
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Rajoy - I'll get it Francois, Ive been itching to use my new IMF credit card.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542815 TideFighter
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"OK. Turn off the lights. It's time for Barry kills Osama, the movie!" 

It's all about the moichentdizing! Barry kills Osama, the T-Shirt. Barry kills Osama, the lunch box. Barry kills Osama, the toy helicopter. Um, we don't take dollars, so sorry!


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:18 | 2542817 Yes_Questions
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Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo mumbo jumbo.


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:19 | 2542821 wilburpup
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Hollande:  Shall we retire early and go to the bar?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | 2542827 BurgundianRon
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Are those name tags? Do they really not know each others names? What language are they in?

I guess I always imagined the leaders of the World sitting around some huge conference table with all kinds of electronic thingamajigs around them looking at charts and making mutual decisions. They look like they're sitting in the coat room!

We're screwed!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:20 | 2542828 agNau
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"So you see, he was strutting around the room with his shirt unbuttoned demanding this and that.......and I had enough. Stood up and snatched my shirt clean off! Really shocked him.....shut him up! .........some sort of envy I think."

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:21 | 2542833 TideFighter
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Hey, did anyone else play golf all day and watch basketball last night?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:23 | 2542840 bigwavedave
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Obama: "Thanks for sharing David. Who wants to share next? Angela?

Merkle: "Nein!"

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:34 | 2542845 blue_yeti
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I've got a great idea....!!

...Spiderman towels... look it works like this...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2542853 twocents
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ps has anybody else noticed that the symbol on the wall and the banner is a pyramid viewed from the top with a gold capstone...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:29 | 2542870 GMadScientist
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Has anyone else noticed...they're in Mexico (where there are quite a few pyramids and it's used as a motif everywhere)?


Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:50 | 2542998 Pampalona
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Dont spoil it

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