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"Mr. Venizelos I presume? The name is Jeethner. Tim Jeethner."
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"In the morning I'm going to find out if my maid likes anal."
"Look here, she's early and butt ugly."
Top pic: Average oompa loompa with Agustus Gloop
Bottom Pic: Hillary before the surgery-Hillary after the surgery
When Billary goes to the beach ...she comes back with a sunburn and 3 harpoon wounds....
venizelos: mr. geithner, i came to pick up my new car.
timmy: new car?
venizelos: yes, ben b. called me to come pick up my new car...
timmy: how nice of ben, what model?
venizelos: FIAT of course!!
There she blows !
Just wait until they see my travel expense account... (I managed to get the entire greek debt transfered to it) he he he.
Abbot and Costello reincarnated
Top pic : Before and after pictures of results for the QE3 American weight gain plan...... Pic number 2 : Wanna get a grip on the Democrat set of rockets here - maybe later, after the press has left - by the way, do you like cigars, too?
Did they "pants" you in school too?
HILARY PIC.
"Wont you join me for lunch my dear, we are having fetus and cheese"
Now that is fucking funny :)
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you ever hear about the guy who goes to the doctor, and says "hey doc" it hurts when i do this, what do you recommend?" doc says, "dont do that and youll be fine"...
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...and people say Americans are fat!!! Wow! sounds greek to me!
Photo 1: Mr. Venizelos's comment, "You've got a pretty mouth!" caused Secretary Geithner's smile to vanish just as the picture was taken.
Photo 2: Mr. Venizelos gestures to a disheviled Secretary Geithner's "Dirty Sanchez"; bringing a broad smile to Secretary of State Clinton's face.
barliman
+1
(I know what it means. No, I'm not proud.)
Hey, does Timmy wear a rug? That some rolling rat nest dropped on his head.
"No, no. Look in the mirror. Your ass looks fine in that pimpin' pants suit."
The caption is blank because everyone is right.
" 'To Serve Greece'....it's...it's a cookbook!! "
Evildoers now come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Order your favorite today!
Fiat prices may vary.
2nd para:
Why, I think we wear the same size pants!
Timothy Geithner mistakes long time comedian, Louis Anderson, for the new Greek Finance Minister Venizelos.
louie anderson comedian - Google Images
Yeah - no kidding. "Louis! Beavis! You guys must be here for the comedy tryouts!"
"Dude. Good call - wearing ties that match each others flags."
Top pic : Remember what I told you - at the Fed, what happens in the vault, stays in the vault. Pic number 2 : Sorry, can't shake - spooge still there from my fantasy whacking off job just before the photo op - see? You are my undercover lover, Hil !
Photo 1: "Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, the Soul-O-Matic allows up to see an image of Timothy Geithner's corporeal body (left) standing next to the projected image of his Soul (right)."
Bonus: "And over here is my cigar collection..."
A WIMP and a BLIMP
No way - you remember what happened last time? - thats why.
Here Mrs. Clinton, please accept this Gyro as payment for our debt...oh it seems we've already eaten most of it...oh is that also tzatziki on your mouth?
Oh what the hell, Opa! Lets get it on, make some bad decisions n'shit.
Hillary- 'FINALLY someone to pose in a picture with that actually distracts attention away from me'!
Bonus:
Jabba no want this one!
I really like the big guys....your shadow must weight 5 pounds....I'm such a bad girl, I should be punished.
"At Sy Sims, an educated consumer is our best customer"
sniff sniff I smell Merkel on your breath.
Are you pregnant?
I AM BIZARRO KARL DENNINGER!!!
http://tinyurl.com/3lrot3e
"Feeding time!"
"I sh!t stools the size of you for breakfast!"
dog to the right.
dogwalker holding bag of s#$@ on the left.
Upon being invited to the White House, Karl Denninger smiled for the first time in years.
My Big Gay Greek Wedding
first pic
I'm from America - I mean you no harm.
Translation: We're gonna crawl up your ass and build a nest.
Timmay says, "Its not your fault, you fucked up....you trusted us"
The first 2 contestants in the Chris Farley lookalike contest are....
lol - good one!
Did Hilary eat Timmy and Jabba is showing her the way to the mens room?
Now THAT is funny!!!
"Mr. Venizelos's $1 trillion optical illusion dress shirt hypnotizes Tim Geithner and Hillary Clinton and demonstrates that the shirt was, in fact, a good investment for Greece."
Yo mama is sooooo fat.....
she gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib's.
Hanz and Franz
we are here to (clap)...'Pump..it up!'
1st Pic - (As they hold hands) Let's go to the big apple and make official !
2nd Pic - Bill, yes, she sat in that green chair behind me but I swear I did not have sex with that woman.
1: "Smile and say bailout!"
2: "shall we dance while Greece burns?"
The pig of the PIIGS
Greek pork chop
Greeks sold off decorative legal hardcovers on Amazon to raise some extra cash?
There are very few books on display on the bookcase.
What the hellis going on with hilary's hair? She looks aweful.
1st photo: "Secretary of Treasury Timothy Geithner takes advantage of New York's new gay marriage law yesterday."
2nd photo: "Secretary of State Hillary Clinton takes advantage of New York's new gay marriage law yesterday."
Tim, This is what austerity looks like.........
Hillary, you look beautiful, Bill must be crazy not to want to make love to you
Doesn't she have people? She has more money tahn michelle obama so she should have a full time hair and makeup staff like michelle. michelle looks 5000 times better now than during the campainge before frull time hair and makeup staff. Seriously - we have to look at her.
1st pic: "I like to eat."
2nd pic: "and here is my private buffett corner of my office"
At least she stopped wearing those brightly colored polyester pant suits that made her look like a peanut M&M.
Roll Me Over In The Clover...Do It Again.
er, flour.
Love that pant suit...
...is that sofa or curtain fabric?
LOL
Though suffering mightly the ravages of time Louie Anderson is still the world's greatest magician. Here you see him turn little Timmaaaaaaaay into 28 year old Amy Winehouse....
too soon huh.....
The USA commemorates Greece's new Prime rib Minister.
I thought it mader her look thinner! Have you checked her ass out lately......you could get lost down there!
Will Greece's problems fit?
Did you grab my ass? (pause). Do you want to?
" HUEY the BLIMP" and " BIG BIRD" ?
pic 2: This way to the hookers and blow, after you please.
"Hey we just bought AAPL...Greece is on it's way back!!!"
caption for both:
stupid, fat, and ugly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQy3bIZrqMI
caption 1:
Tim Geither applauds the progress Greece is having with its economic overhaul. Evangelos Venizelos applauds the U.S. cattle industry.
caption 2:
Hillary, in Greece, you would already be retired. Look, theres the door right in front of you.
Cooking the books with bacon Greece
Photo 1: And in that instant as the camera shutter clicked, Secretary Geithner smirked as he inexplicably decided that directly following the photo session he would strip naked and masturbate furiously.
Photo 2: WTF is he doing? Hillary please make him stop.
Hillary to the Pres off camera..."Rush promised to give us positive spin if we would let him visit the White House..."
1st Photo:
Venizelos - "I say, I say, Boy... I say, what did you say yo' name was, Boy?"
Geitner - "Timmah!!!"
2nd Photo:
Venizelos - "I'd hit it!"
Queer with peer. (either pic)
#2. "Between us we have 6 chins Or
"Imagine the sweet chin music we can make together, Billary my love".
Timothy to himself..."I can't believe I am standing next to Rush Limbaugh"
Slim Jim and Jello
Honestly, I laughed out loud. Zh Is what keeps me (in)sane. Thanks.
Venizelos to himself..."Why do they keep calling me Rush?"
Watch those calories Timmy: continually eating your own BS will turn you into Chris Farley's "Big Fat Brother" and then a gargoyle called Hillary.
Lol!
Proof that the fiat diet doesn't work.
Fat Cats
Greed & Debauchery (not shown actual size)
My big fat Greek, sweating
Financial Discipline Fail
HILDABEAST
Ain't it funny how, out of all the millionaires pictured here, it is the Dweeb responsible for spending all our money is the one who can afford the tailored suit?
He got a lot back on his taxes. And he knows a guy...
First:(thought clouds)
Timmy: Fat Piig!
Evangelos: little weasel can't get laid in a whore house!
Second:
Evangelos: C'mon Hillary, let's see what's happening on Zerohedge! I'm Sudden Debt, who are you?
Hillary: haha, you have the best avatar! I'm Assfire!
Seriously, go ahead and pull my finger!
Two Pigs of the New World Order
Picture one... Say hello to my little friend.
Picture two... I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a Hamburger today.
Cation #2 The man talking to Billiary:
"See, I told you I'm fatter."
"What do think of this next Ponzi scheme Tim?"
Tim: "not bad, I think we make a boat load of fiat..."
Sank you for da monies. May weez please has more?
Hey lets trade jackets. I'll be Chris Farley and you can be David Spade. I'll show you my Chris Farley fat guy in a little jacket routine.
Summer of 2011.. summer of DEFAULT
Who is afraid of the big bad DEFAULT???
We all should be. When you least expect it. Democrats and Republicans agree on one thing. The debt is too huge. Time for currency reform and full scope restructuring is on the table. Only way to save the nation and its people from hyper inflation.
Time line..
August - official default, debt slashing, debt restructuring.
September - new currency rolled out
First: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen and Feyd-Rautha welcome you to the House of Harkonnen.
Second: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen to Lady Jessica: THE SPICE MUST FLOW
Nice! Although, Jeeth isn't near that cool, more like Dr. Wellington Yueh - http://images.wikia.com/dune/images/a/a5/Dean5.jpg
"The tooth, the tooth" But if Jeeth is going to go all Manchurian on somebody or has any motive, I wish he'd hurry up - years of his 'service' is gonna bury US ALL!
My up vote. Thanks. I like your Dr. Yueh idea better, Tim is not sleek and erotic at all.
Hillary: Man those gyro's are good!
Bill won't touch me anyway, I mind as well eat my pleasure!
1st - "Is it wrong for 2 grown men to want to see each other naked?"
2nd- "God, I thought I was a fat ass . No wonder Bill quit hittin that shit"
Bonus
"...and after our honeymoon, here's where I'll install the his & hers bidet"
I combo'd the pics:
Sandwich action.
Who pitches and who catches i am leaving up to enquiring minds.
1st pic. Timmay; "Bernack said I should figure out how to blow more bubbles." Fat dude; "Bernanck said I should introduce myself as Bubbles." Second pic. Fat dude; "Come back to my place and we can watch '2 girls, 1 cup' on the big screen." Hillary; "Then we make babies."
Hilrod looks like she's been dragged through a keyhole.
"I look like Webb Hubbell...? Well, you look like a Chucky doll"
Should we do the Who's on First bit or just stand here looking like the number 10?
HRodham: This girdle is pinchin' my boyz.
Mr. Venizelos you've got to do something about that Debt
jeet.
Photo 1 - Venizelos under his breath "How's the pussy around here?"...Geithner..."Gulp, pussy?"
Photo 2 - Venizelos to Hillary "Finally a man I can respect. You have the cankles of a Greek fisherman. Please show me where the pussy is"
1.
Jeethner - "NO, the flag is not waving because I farted, the window is cracked."
Venizelos - "I DID fart my friend!"
2.
Venizelos thought bubble while looking at teleprompter, "HOLY COW, we DO both fit on the screen, and I was going to go for the bear hug with hand on bum. damn!"
Hillary, your tremendous weight gain of late
doesn't bother me in the slightest. As you can
see, I'm no picnic myself.
Please lie on this sofa here and I will mount you.
http://amazingsexvids.com/tgp2/obsessedwithmyself/obs0459_akwd/images/01...
BREAKING NEWS: Debt deal reached!
#1) Be honest, you were born a woman, right?
Bonus) Be honest, you were born a man, right?
Hilary Clinton wasn't afraid to raise her weight ceiling.
Sodom and Gomorrah
Here's my captions:
1) "It's good to be rich as hell and not give a shit."
2) "Ditto."
Picture 1: Greek guy: "Baclava?"
T.K.: "Gazeuntite."
Picture 2: H.C.: "And you are?"
Greek guy: "Green eggs and ham I am...
Pic 2:
Now my dear, take my hand for the rain dance. If we dance well enough money will rain from the sky. It may sound drastic but unfortunately our first idea, the money trees, died from lack of water after our government workers responsible left on paid vacation for 3 weeks.
Thanks for visiting my Treasury Deptartment, sorry I couldn't stuff more bills in your suit with out them noticing it on your way out.
Photo 1) Jeethner calculates whether he has the time required for a sprint to the men's room to retrieve the bread Venizelos left in the urinal for him.
Photo 2) Venizelos encourages Hillary to mount the Monster C&&k F**K Machine he brought in especially for her, with the enticement "even strong men like her enjoy such a ride"
Vinz
Wow. What happened to Hillary? The Department of State must have a lavish food expense budget.
Mooshee gonna put pant suit on a french fries diet.
Quick, this way to our buffet, I can't wait either!
"Kiss my ass you little fuck."
"Bite my ass you fat bitch"
-While grinning like a possum-
Among the first to marry under the state of New York's new gay marriage laws...
1rst Photo
Timmay "Well that's the last time I'm getting a prom date online"
2nd Photo
Venizelos "This is the way to the Isle of Lesbos"
Madam Secretary, how come you never wear that blue dress any more
2nd pic. hillary: hurry up and take the picture dammit, I just farted, and I don't want him to think I'm flirting.
Hilary: Check out my profile on cougarlife.com. My handle is StatelyWoman.
Venizelo: I need something that will raise some funds, not put us further into deficit.
Tim: Do you have a debt ceiling?
Benny: No, we use a bottomless pit analogy instead. Last week we installed a bottom but it's transitory.
Take away the (pants)Suits these Politician d-bags wear. And throw a t-shirt with breast pocket, or a wife beater on them. They would fit right in with 'ordinary people'. And at the Trailer park. Bunch of clowns, ass holes, and good for nothing lying cheating thiefs.
Rope or Firing squad? Is the only question they should be asking themselves.
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