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Another food stamps recipient.
you cant eat a Yahoo
You sure can drink Yoohoo though! ;-)
Yoohoo + vodka = white trash Russian
I just tried it. Not bad, not bad at all! It was so good I got trashed.
She should have ploughed her Fortune 500 salary into gold, bitchez. I wonder if she did...
$45 million for just laying off bunch of employees to float the stock in the short term is a good gig even if not paid in gold.
When the stock jumps up after a CEO is fired tell you about her job performance. These parasitic posers are well represented in the C-suite.
damn, i tried vodka with milk and cocoa, spit it out, and went back to straight vodka!
you make a hell of a caucasian jakie...
I'll stick to oat sodas or sometimes just a Sioux City sarsaparilla.
Jill Barad, Carly Fiorine, Carol Bartz - and many more (non mentioned none forgotten).
Is the "old boys' network" a "man's world" - or - are these women too focused on posing and marketing, and not enough on strategizing and executing financial leverage schemes for their corporate boards?
If you mean Carly Fiorina, she wasn't fired because she was a woman, she was fired for the same reasons that she made the "worst CEOs of all time" list. Same with Meg Whitman - didn't make the list, but deserved to probably.
If I were a piglette, well, I'd take their "packages" (in all respects) and b smilin' - Ned.
speaking of these two....talk about holding an election and these to nimrods don't show. still waiting for their campaigns to start.
And Sally Krawcheck. Don't forget Sally. Let's stay up to date here. And even then it's not the first time for Sally, so she's got at least one up on Carol. And she's fresh out the door, too! Two in One Day!Jeessh.
Do you really care?
She's also getting stock options for 5,000,000 shares and an equity grant of $18 million of stock,
But, but -- the CEO fired her ON THE PHONE! How tacky!
CEO is probably wearing WHITE after LABOR DAY too! Sheesh. ;)
With pinstriped wool socks and Berkinstocks.
(humming, thinking about calling accountant and broker in the morning)
I like how she didn't change the default "sent from my iPad (yes, I am a douchebag)".
Classic. Good advice - don't let your gramma near the puter if'n ya want it to work right. And especially don't put her in charge of a tech company.
Wouldn't it be funny if this got posted...
I'm sorry but my line was full of static when we spoke and I was just saying that you've been fired up since you got here and me and rest of the board agree on this. Hopefully this didn't cause any confusion on your part. It is our pleasure to work with you and expect only the best going forward.
Sent from my BlackBerry
I do my own gardening. That way, the gardener cannot be fired. But he can go on strike.
keep a' diggin, cp. and deeper still...keep a' diggin!, cp. till the soil starts to spill back in, keep a diggin, cp. and deeper still... fascists!, dig deep-deep-deep...and deeper still!
keep a' diggin, cp. and deeper still (keep goin' you'll get the beat -- i stole it from the Heavenly Realm...it's a top forty hit up there!)
and, behold, janus did lift up his face; and there an angel did sing; and the sound was as a trumpet's blast!
plan on keepin that username long, cp?
all is forgiven when i don't see the symbol for mass murder, nor the words that overscore it (your username, in case you're too dim to follow).
i missed your rebuttal yesterday, cp!
Fired over the phone?
You keep it classy Yahoo!
Carol Bartz will be receiving a $10.4M serverence package on her way out the door.
Time to shave and find a job?
"sent from my ipad"
blah blah blah
sent from my pr0nPad
It's hard to get pron on mine, damn steve jobbies and his engineered shite!
That line makes it art.
It certainly justifies her firing from an internet co. She probably leaves the tags on mattresses too.
Sent from my xx is the new Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
I don't think you're supposed to remove those.
Ceci n'est pas une ipad.
If the message got through, she is not using the yahoo mail client.
"sent from my TouchPad" would have been much funnier.
Firing a CEO over the phone - that's stone cold man. Bring your own tissues.
Anyone who uses, "going forward" should be fired.
+1 trillion insider speak
"At the end of the day" is my favorite. It's the cool thing to say in a business setting.
Net net, I'll talk to you off-line.
+1 wonder. Long cut and paste to follow. Apologies in advance.
Courtesy Ol' Remus:
You're about to be lied to when they say-
a hand up
a new study shows
a poll by the highly respected
a positive step
are speaking out
cycle of poverty
cycle of violence
giving voice to
growing support for
high capacity magazine
investment in the future
making a difference
making bad choices
mounting opposition to
not value neutral
off our streets
on some level
our nation's children
people of color
reaffirm our commitment to
redouble our efforts
sends a message
speaking truth to power
the American People
the bigger issue is
the failed ...
the larger question is
the more important question is
the reality is
the struggle for
Other assorted antanne wigglers....
conspiracy theorywhistle blowerlisten, motherfuckerGod-Sent-Me-Here-to-Straighten-This-Shit-OutNoYou have got to be shitting meno fucking wayIt's not polite to make fun of the handicapped.That was your wife, boss?Everything your mother told you is trueBut I only screwed her the one timevalued skullfuck of a clientI thought she was a guy, er... uh... lemme explainlemme expalinWTF?-------, we need to talkI know where you liveI promise I won't do it againNot in your life timeWe're being seriousWe're not being serious about youAs serious as a fucking heart attackIt's not loadedI wouldn't do thatAbout 2 beers
I object to "listen motherfucker" the rest are fine
"Relax....you might feel some pressure...."
LOLNow that is serious funny.
I feel your pain.
I feel your pain.
OMG! You've opened up a whole new universe for me...Depends on what I want to wear in the morningI never inhaledI never had sex with that womal
Depends on what the meaning of is, is
Mena? They have an airport?
I'm only going to park here for a minute.
I promise I won't ________________.
Uh Dude, let me shorten that for you.
One of the best Bobby Goren quotes " All people lie all the time".
Fuck of a lot simpler to remember.
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